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♪ Their mission

♪ Save the world

♪ Fighting crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents

♪ With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls

♪ Hurry up, you're gonna win!

♪ Totally Spies! ♪

The amazing Flex Sisters!

CHEERING

WHISPERING Uh?

WHISPERING

Congratulations! You deserve this.

Uh-uh! No, I did!

Give me that! CROWD GASPS

Oh!

EVIL LAUGHTER

EXCITED MURMURING

Just needs a bit more orange...

Oh!

Come on! Sam's releasing her first video game today!

"Spy This." Awesome!

Are we running to celebrate? I'm all about performance art.

Hey! No! There's this critic, Game Me One,

who wants to meet me at the library... now!

He's new, but, boy, his online reviews are everywhere.

If he likes it, then this game could explode big-time!

ALL: Yeah!

I've even been calmly practising what to say about it.

Ahem. Please give me a five star review!

Ahem. Good?

Maybe tone it down a teense?

I thought it was a little tame.

But hey, maybe you're going for the quiet approach.

See you guys later, OK?

Like we're gonna miss this!

Psst. Alex, look!

OMG. It's Marco Lumiere.

That bizarro director we busted ages ago?

"Revenge Of The Bionic Guinea Pig"?

Oh, it looks so bad, I gotta borrow it.

CLOVER SIGHS

Oh!

Sorry, Mandy. This seat's taken. Yes.

By moi. Because I'm Game Me One.

Yeah. The critic. Excited, much?

What?!

ALL: No! No!

No... No... No.

You, a critic?! Puh-lease!

What do you know about video games?

Actually, I spent the whole summer at tech school. Check it out...

I played ten seconds and got super bored.

Total snoozefest.

SHE SNORES, SAM GROWLS

Your game's gonna be a bust before people even play it.

Boo-hoo(!)

Grr!

You're not gonna get away with this, Mandy!

I already did.

Bye-bye, losers! Mandy!

Sorry!

Urgh!

Hey! Sorry!

Mandy makes me just wanna... Argh! BELL DINGS

SAM ROARS

OK. Let's take a breath... ALL INHALE DEEPLY

...and find our chi through the soothing sound of water.

WATER GURGLES

ALL: Whoa!

ALL YELP

Hi, girls! Hi, Zer!

Cool moves!

Ooh! Maybe a little too cool?

Ah, that's better.

Now let's warm up to the mission.

Reports are flying in across Singapore

of colleagues and friends suddenly turning on each other,

and the phenomenon is spreading.

You need to find who is sowing discord and why.

Woo-hoo!

Yeah!

Yeah, culprit found.

It's Toby. Sorry to snow on your parade!

Got your gadgets for the mission. First up...

the figure-of-eight unbreakable rope bracelets.

On trend, Tobes.

You're forgiven! Thanks, Clo.

Next up, a collapsible electronic egg whisker.

Wait, don't tell me.

To "scramble" electronic signals.

You got it!

And finally...

some strawberry-flavoured ultra-foaming chewy candies.

No! Save these for the bad guys, Alex,

or your mouth will blow up like a bubble bath.

And watch your backs.

We can't afford it getting ugly between you guys.

Don't worry, Zer. Whatever's going on,

there's no way we'll turn on each other!

Yes! We're total besties!

ALL: Aw!

What happened with Flexa?

I thought you were sisters AND best friends?

Best friends? Are you out of your mind?!

Oof!

I wasn't, but now...? Huh, probably.

What did that assistant say to you?

It totally changed your attitude.

The truth -

that my wonderful skills made up for my sister's mistakes.

FLEXA: Oh, really?

Seriously, can't they just walk and talk,

like everybody else?

ALL YELL YOUR wonderful skills?

Funny, my assistant told me the exact same thing, about me!

You think you're better?

Can you scratch your ear with your feet behind your neck?

Huh! Easy.

Well, can you lick your knee while doing the splits?

THEY STRAIN

Just watching that hurts!

BOTH: No, Alex, don't try it!

Yeah we get it! Stop flexing your talents.

You're both awesome. Now, how can we reach your assistants?

BOTH: Dunno, never seen them before.

Hey! I said that first! No, I did!

OK. Talk about getting green-eyed with envy!

And I'm getting cross-eyed with contortions! Let's get outta here.

These "assistants" are at every crime scene.

So, what's their deal? Make people over-competitive with each other?

We must be missing something. Oh, check it out!

The scientists' eyes are green.

Just like the Flex Twins. It can't be a coincidence.

But how are we going to trace

these hat- and glove-wearing "assistants"?

CLOVER AND SAM: Alex, hands on the wheel!

Take it easy.

It's on self-drive. Those are the seat-warmers!

HORN HONKS, THEY YELL

THEY SCREAM

Girls, there's been another incident in Tiong Bahru.

Get yourselves there, ASAP.

Duck! Whoa!

Alex! Why?

It seemed like a good idea at the time!

I can wreck things better than you!

Whoa!

Whoa! Girls, looks like the "assistants"... Ooh!

...have struck again. Alex, enough with the air-quotes!

Urgh!

Uh-oh.

Got myself in a sticky situation here, guys!

On it!

Get... off... my... ball!

Whoa!

Watch me destroy this!

I'll wreck it before you!

Rude, much?

Hey. Chew on this!

Oops!

Wa-a-a-a-ah!

ALL GASP Oh, no!

There are people in there!

Wa-a-a-a-ah!

Now, that is one great figure of eight!

Not so fast! Urgh!

Huh? GRUMBLING

We need some eyes on a suspect.

GRUMBLING

Congratulations, Clover.

Using the unbreakable figure-of-eight bracelets -

what a genius idea.

Aw, thanks!

Hey, don't change the subject. It was a team effort.

Really? You were the smartest one.

Sam just threw a candy at a wall.

Nice try, but those kind of tactics won't work on us.

Yeah. Because we're best friends! Now, put 'em up!

Aw! OK. You got me!

Hey, Sammy?

Why are you always the one who gets to tie up the culprits,

like YOU'RE in charge?!

Huh! Well, guess what? I can do it too, and faster!

Oh, yeah?! Watch this!

What about this? What about this?! CHUCKLES EVILLY

Come on, everyone knows I'm the most efficient.

WHOOSHING

LAUGHS EVILLY

I'll get him! I'll get him! No, me!

Me! Me! Me!

I said I would do it - I'm in charge here!

Oh!

Oh?

Ah! Gross!

Cinderella, much?

Whoa!

This is totally your fault!

Hi, girls! Er, is everything all right?

Yep, boss. I found the suspect's hair.

Uh, because I saw the guy first.

Excuse me? I prepped breakfast this morning.

It looks like the villain's got to you.

Let's try and neutralise the effects. Hold still!

What happened?

I know we're close, but why did you tie yourselves to me?

I'm afraid to say

that you were being mind-controlled by the villain.

What?

Oh, no! Did I say mean things to you guys? I'm so sorry!

If he's able to affect our friendship,

he's a serious villain! I'm sending you

some ultrasonic-frequency nano-earbuds... Huh?

...to help block out anything the villains throw at you next time.

Thanks, Tobes! Scan the hair and send to Toby.

See if the DNA gives us any leads. And keep up the good... TEAM work!

That hairy foot reminds me

of a creature I studied in mythology class.

I gotta check it out.

I knew it! Look at this troll.

Yuck! Has he ever heard of a comb?

Ahem! Oh, no, not... not you. You have great hair!

The foot's a match! But this is a book of legendary creatures.

They don't exist.

So you're saying we got some real trolls

spreading real trouble all over Singapore?

But why?

Oh, great, speaking of trolls.

Aw, sweet.

Sam's doing a book club. Wanna read a masterpiece?

Like, say, my review?

"One star out of ten." LIBRARIAN: Shh!

Yeah, Sam, shush. SNIGGERS

'The hair's synthetic. It's from an animatronic troll.'

The kind they use in movies?

'Yep. Lumiere Ltd manufactures them, right here in Singapore.'

Lumiere? As in Marco Lumiere?

All right, girls, time to visit an old friend.

SHOUTING

Ah! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Be gone, dragon of the deep!

Rrragh! ALL: Huh?!

Uh? Hey, guys! Long time no see.

Are you here to apply as stuntwomen? You'd be amazing!

And wear those totes awkward green costumes? No, thanks.

Listen, Lumiere.

Someone's unleashed evil trolls all over town to spread mayhem.

Does that ring a bell?

Hmm... I like the plot, but I haven't done anything evil in ages.

Jail made me realise how much I'd missed out with my family.

Now I just want to spend time with Shirley, my beloved daughter.

Then how do you explain these legendary - I mean, real -

I mean, uh, fake - Aargh, whatever! -

creatures that belong to you?

It does look like one of my animatronics.

But I haven't used them in years. Everything's gone virtual now.

Where do you store these creatures?

Ooh! Creepy, much?

Wow, look at this dummy's hair! So realistic.

ALL YELP

Shirley Lumiere?! What are you doing here?

I'm trying to stop the trouble-making trolls!

Wait, you know about those? Yes, and it's all my fault.

I'm a tech and film student at AIYA academy...

Cool! Like us! Aargh!

Without the "trolls gone wild" part. THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY

It all started when I uploaded my short movie online,

Don't Leaf Me.

DEVICES BEEP

That's so bad!

MOCKING LAUGHTER

Wow!

Ridiculous!

So I created a squad of trolls...

...my father's, to troll my classmates

so they'd see how it feels.

Trolls to troll trolls.

Ironic, much? How do they work?

I devised an AI chip to enable them to talk,

and a transmitter-receiver.

And the trolls emit trolling vibes.

And I'm guessing they're connected to a signal mast? Mm-hm.

The AI programme locked me out, and the trolls got out of hand.

AUTOMATED VOICE: 'Your computer has been locked.'

Um, that's not good!

We need to deactivate that signal mast.

BEEPING

TROLL ROARS

Oh, no! You switched it on!

ALL GASP

TROLLS ROAR Plug your ears!

TROLL CHUCKLES

Ew! Gross-gross-gross!

Now, why don't you show your friends who's the boss, Clover?

TROLL LAUGHS EVILLY

Ha! You won't get me. But I will.

Clover!

Alex?!

Clover! Stop it, you guys!

"Gna-gna-gna-gna!" You stop acting like our mom.

Let's troll the entire world!

Grr! Let me handle this. I'm stronger than you.

Ha! I can't wait to see that.

Make way for real muscles! I've got it!

Come on, give it to me. I can do it! I can do it!

I've got this! No, no!

No! Get it together! The world needs you.

I know. Sorry. But they're getting in my way.

Say what? Hey, not true.

Stop! The trolls have got inside your head.

I've got it.

I know someone else who gets inside our heads.

Shirley, can I borrow your phone?

PHONE RINGS OUT

Mandy speaking. Not THAT troll!

Are you nuts? Hey, Mandy, Clover here.

Remind me, what did you think of Sam's game? Where to begin?

Sam thinks she's such a gamer, but she's a low-score loser!

Don't talk about Sam like that! I don't know why she keeps trying.

Probably because she hangs out with sad sacks like you and Alex.

My friends, sad sacks?! Take that back!

What? It's just the truth.

Don't talk about my besties like that!

They're the best besties!

ALL GASP

Wow. I never thought I'd say this, but...

Thanks, Mandy. You totally helped us. Bye!

MANDY GASPS Oh, my gosh!

I'm so sorry, girls.

I'm sorry, too. I'm sorry three.

We need to get out. Ahem.

So, where's this relay mast?

Oh, get out of the way! ALL SQUABBLING

Let's move! I have places to go!

Half-price yellow suede flares? Now those are worth fighting for.

What?! Just saying.

Look! There's the relay mast.

It's not working!

I gotta get closer to scramble the signal.

EVIL LAUGHTER

You can run, but you can't hide.

Here we come. Are you scared?

Uh-uh.

TROLLS GROWL

Go, Sammy!

Ow!

SAM SCREAMS

Sammy!

TROLL ROARS

Huh?

TROLL YELLS

Maybe we should give them a taste of their own medicine.

Ah! Clever, Clover!

Hey! I really love your hair.

Much more... hairy than your friend's.

What?! My feet ain't hairy enough?

No. But you do you smell like a baboon after a workout.

Real stinky! Hey!

I wanna smell like a stinky baboon!

Aw! Aw!

Let's hope it scrambles eggs this well.

This mission's made me starving hungry.

Congrats, girls! You saved the world from a bickering meltdown.

I'm sorry, Dad. I'm just glad you're OK.

You should've told me what happened at film school, sweetie.

I get terrible film reviews, but it never stops me from creating.

As long as you love what you do.

Yep. I get that.

ALEX AND CLOVER: Totally agree!

THEY LAUGH MANDY: What are you celebrating?

Sam being the worst game creator ever?

But what's gotten into her?!

Sam, let me go! This is disgusting!

And THAT'S how you win with kindness.

ALL: Don't feed the trolls! THEY LAUGH

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