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♪ Their mission, save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents with gadgets And passion

♪ One, two, three, girls Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies. ♪

I know you're creeping around here somewhere, creepy-crawly creature!

ZAPPING

Ha!

Ha-ha!

I'm on you now!

BEEPING

DOG BARKING

HE GASPS

SCREAMING

I am so ready to be done with all this homework!

Urgh, me too. We so need a school-cation.

My shoe closet has a better social life than me.

Boom. Gotcha! I'm coming for you!

Woohoo! Yes!

What? I finished quantum physics before breakfast.

PHONE BEEPS

Hey, Glitterstar. That's what I call art form.

Delish. Uh-uh. Decoration only.

Right? Right.

So, hey, erm, Glitterstar,

got any fun suggestions what we could do tonight? Yep.

PHONES BEEP

You are gonna love it, especially you and you, for sure.

I don't know what this is.

But she said I'd love it, so it's gotta be sporty, right?

I'm thinking it's the launch of a new fashion line!

What do you think, Sammy? Come on! Sam?

Oh, yeah, I totally hate waiting in line.

Ya-ha-ha! I'm the best!

Deadly Dinosaur Disaster, game over!

Way to go, Sammy!

You really showed that T-rex who's boss!

It's all about strategy, Alex.

I just got the dinos to turn on one another, and boom,

extinction all over again!

Only now I'm gonna need a new game to play.

PHONE BEEPS

Creepy Crawly Creature Catcher? Wow, this looks awesome.

More like awful.

I'm so not into creepy-crawly things. Bleurgh!

Says I've gotta download it in the next four hours

if I wanna win MVP!

Most valuable pashmina? Most valuable player!

I get a chance to play against the killer moth avatar!

I'm gonna do it now before Glitterstar's mystery event!

ALARM BLARES

Ah! I just love a good whooping. Never gets old.

THEY WAIL

Toby!

Oh, hey, girls, got yourselves in a spy-ghetti tangle there?

I'm on it. Whoa! Hey!

Of course, now isn't the time for merriment.

Wow, nice hydraulic moves, Toby. You know it!

Got more of those when it counts. Listen up, spies.

We've been getting reports of strange and frightening creatures

all over Singapore.

What kind of creatures?

We're not sure, but they're nothing like anyone has ever seen.

SCREAMING

So we're sending you to investigate. Toby, if you please. Gadget time!

Ooh!

I see we haven't improved our organised chaos, Toby.

All part of the service, Zer. Found them!

Cool stuff for each of you. Alex, catch! Ooh!

Yup, it's a bungee belt enhanced with,

wait for it, 35% extra bunge!

For that extra bounce! Love it! Sam.

A micro-canister of hold-it-right-there freeze spray.

You'll love how the sub-atomic particles are... Cool.

Perfect for chilling villains, big and small.

Suction-cup bottom boots for you all. A WOOHP classic.

Clover, blow-me-a-kiss wall-disintegrating lip gloss

in your favourite colour.

Wow! Potent pink! So me!

Now, let's send you on your way, shall we?

LIFT WHIRRS

Eco-mazing! I love our electric WOOHP-e!

Hey, Toby, keys, please? Mm.

Woohoo! Whoa!

Yeah, I know Alex isn't super good at driving,

but practice makes perfect!

THEY SCREAM

HORNS BEEP

Alex, this isn't the rodeo!

And I can't download my new game! Alex, stabilise it!

I so wanna take on that killer moth!

Sorry, guys, I think there's something wrong

with the WOOHP-e. Yeah, the driver!

Whoa!

HORN BEEPS

Uh-oh! Is that Alex driving?

Whoa!

Oh, my buns!

Rock 'n' roll, Jer! Best batch yet. Whoa!

Oh, hey! Go back to driver's ed!

SCREAMING

Ah! Sorry, Alex, we gave you a chance. Activate auto-pilot!

Here we are.

The place Zerlina showed us in the surveillance footage.

Whoa! What is it, Alex? Do you see a clue?

Ooh, just what I need for Glitterstar's event!

I so get the shoe love.

I'm thinking for tonight, how about I wear...

Guys, we gotta focus!

ALEX SIGHS

Don't worry, awesome sneakers, I'll be running back for you.

Ew! Oh! Ew!

Is this slime?

Sure looks like it. And feels like it.

Ew. It's super sticky.

I think that's an understatement.

Let's get a helping hand from the pixel-gloves

and see what we're dealing with.

That's weird. This slime is... digital. Digital?

How can slime be digital?

Let's send Toby a sample and find out!

OK, off to WOOHP you go! Oh, sorry.

Could you please take the sample to WOOHP?

DRONE BEEPS

Super cute, but we gotta get out of this digital goop!

Hey, my game finally downloaded!

Er, not sure this is the time, Sammy.

But there's a creepy-crawly creature right nearby.

You can say that again!

THEY SCREAM

Let's get out of this!

ALL: Whoa!

THEY WAIL

Toby wasn't kidding, there's the extra bunge! Oh!

SHE QUIVERS

No way. It looks exactly like the creature from the game!

That's the end of the line! We so need some bug spray!

Hey, you, with way too many legs, hold it right there and freeze!

Wow! Nice shot, Sammy!

Uh-oh! The creature's tapping into the rooftop solar panels!

This doesn't look good.

Huh?! Where did it go?!

Hey, you're back. Good work, my sweet messenger.

DRONE BEEPS

'Sup, fellow whoopers?' A nasty, giant bug slimed us!

Speaking of slime, did you analyse that sample we sent, Toby?

'Yep. It's def synthetic.

'I traced its digital binary integers

'to an origin across Singapore.

'And uploaded the coordinates to the WOOHP-e. You're welcome.'

DEVICE BEEPS

I have no idea what that means. It just means he sent us a map.

Ooh! Oh, OK.

Come on, spies. Looks like we've got some creepy-crawlies to catch!

How are we gonna infiltrate this house of slime?

How about that window that's wide open!

BOTH: Not again!

THEY SCREAM

Hey, check it out!

Nan Tax is bringing shoulder pads to swimwear!

Maybe it's his fashion launch we're going to tonight.

Like I always say, when in doubt, just follow the slime.

MACHINE BEEPS

Wow, even your fingers are smart!

Whoa. What is this place? Hmm.

I'm thinking digital slime, plus creepy-crawly creatures

equals this is where the game was created!

And somehow, someone wrote code

to make the creatures appear in the real world.

I could understand doing that if the creatures were cute and cuddly,

but this just seems wrong. Exactly!

So, the question is, why would someone do this?

'Because I want to.' ALL: Whoa!

Who...? What are you?

Cyberchac. A genius.

THEY GASP

Because only someone with such talent

could create such an ingenious game.

Genius? More like villainous!

There's nothing fair about his game. That's just mean! I don't play fair.

Well, I don't like you, Cyberhack.

ELECTRICAL WHIRRING

Cyberchac, not hack! Well, your ship has sailed!

Whoa!

Cyberchac's made up of digital pixels just like the creatures.

Huh? CYBERCHAC LAUGHS

Catch me if you can!

But then you'd have to know where to find the real me.

And you don't!

Did it ever occur to you to make a game

people might actually like? Oh, but they do.

Everyone's downloading it today, aren't they, Sam?

Oops. Ew.

Does that mean there's gonna be

a ton more creepy-crawly creatures coming our way?

I'll let you figure that one out. Enjoy my latest creation.

CYBERCHAC LAUGHS

Does anyone else think that sounds bad?

Does that answer your question?

THEY SCREAM

I know I wanted to fight a giant killer moth but not IRL!

THEY ALL GRUNT

If only Toby gave us a thousand mothballs!

Normally, I wouldn't hurt a fly, but for you, digi-bug,

I'll make an exception!

THEY GASP

Gross! More heads? I'm bugging out, you guys!

A regenerating digital code.

Cyberchac may be a terror, but he's also really smart!

Not helping, Sammy!

This is the perfect time for suction-cup-bottom go-go boots!

This is about as high as we can go.

I hate to say it,

but we may be kissing our spy days goodbye!

Oh! Wait!

I think a kiss is exactly what we need!

The blow-me-a-kiss wall-disintegrating

lip gloss that is!

SHE BLOWS A KISS

CAR ALARM SOUNDS

SIRENS BLARE, SAM GROANS

Wow. I can see why they call it potent pink!

Now to call our ride! Whoopee! Mm.

Sorry, Alex, not your turn this time.

SHE GROANS

I really, really don't want to do this, but... mwah!

Wow! That pink sure is potent!

No way! Slime your way out of that one!

Cyberchac was right - everyone has downloaded his game.

There's creatures all over this city!

CREATURE ROARS

It's like he just invented my nightmare!

Everywhere! Oh, no! Look over there!

We need to get that train back on track!

SCREAMING

Whoa!

We need a decoy! Dronies, it's up to you!

Nice call, dronies.

Now I'll show them who's the best driver!

Yeah. Not a good idea. I second that.

Sorry, but you kind of bump into everything.

Guess that's four to two!

Come on! Trust me. Jump in!

CAR WHIRRS

DRONES BEEP

Thank you! How about that for bumper cars?

Great job, Alex!

THEY SCREAM

And great job, drones!

Extra polish for your little propellers tonight.

DRONES BEEP

Really?! OK, sure, dronie. Polish it is.

You gotta love 'em, but that is just rude!

THEY BOTH SCREAM

Yikes!

No-one sticks their tongue out at me!

Ha!

Need a hand, Clover!

Now, that's what I call totally tongue-tied!

You so don't want to mess with me! I rule video games now!

CREATURE BEEPS

Awesome!

Water shorts out the digital creatures.

Maybe we can get them all into the fountain.

Think you found a weakness in my creatures? Think again.

SAM GASPS

It's like this guy controls the entire city

through a digital cyber network.

Yeah, the clue is kind of in his name.

ROARING, THEY SCREAM

Go, Clover!

You should try out for track and field.

How am I supposed to outrun something that has so many legs?

Catch!

Yah!

ALEX WAILS

Hey, guys, looks like we're making some progress.

Boo!

Well, let's see how these spies deal with level two.

This is going to be fun!

Whoa!

There's no way we're gonna be able to take them out one at a time.

Not when Cyberchac is making more every second.

We need a new strategy.

SAM GASPS Wait a second.

That's it. Yeah, it is! Wait. What is?

Strategy is how I won my game Deadly Dino Disaster -

by turning all the dinos against each other.

I can do the same thing here!

You mean you're gonna have them destroy each other.

Exactly! Ready?

Whoo! Woohoo!

You did it, Sam! Our very own MVP!

Whoo! Yeah! You totally saved the day!

You mean WE did. Cos we're the best spy team ever!

What? No!

You may have won the game this time, but I'll be back!

Yeah, meanwhile, Cyberchac, zero, WOOHP, one.

You lose!

Excellent work, spies!

WOOHP agents will have this mess cleaned up in no time.

Now there's one more mission I have for you.

Another mission? That's right.

To enjoy your school-cation! CLOVER LAUGHS

What? I'm not all work and no play, you know.

Totally the best! Yeah!

Cutest trees ever!

Super weird plastic ball much?

ALL: Glitterstar?

Erm, where's the event? You're standing in it.

Cool, yeah?

Don't you all love it?

Erm, totally!

HORN BLARES

THEY WAIL

ALL: Totally not loving it!

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