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♪ Their mission, save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls Hurry up, you're gonna win!

♪ Totally Spies. ♪

GIGGLING

DOLPHIN SQUEAKS

GIGGLES

Mm, come on. Mm, come on!

SAM GROANS, CLOVER WHINES

I feel like I've been lying on this lounger forever.

When are we gonna go on a mission already?

Relax, Clover.

Check out these supes-cute dolphins instead.

Yeah, Alex, we get it - it's the beach.

There are giant fish.

Technically, they aren't fish, th... CLOVER GROANS

Why isn't Jerry calling us?

GASPS Oh, no!

Have we lost our touch?!

No way! We're as sharp as ever.

Oh. Ha. Oopsie.

Gotta hold that left turn!

SAM YELLS

What was that?

We gotta get back in spy shape. Alex, heads up.

Whoa!

Ouch! Move over, losers!

O-M-G! Why are you girls in MY space?

I need to decompress, people.

The beach isn't YOUR space, Mandy. And that's MY lounger.

Whatever! Hey!

My parents signed me up

for this dull and boring summer digi-tech course.

It's literally frying my brain. And her attitude.

Anyhoo, today, it's "pampering Mandy on the beach" day,

and you sea slugs are blocking my sun.

Argh!

SAM GROWLS

THEY GASP

Ru-ude much?

Don't mind if I do.

SNIFFS Mmm!

Coconut and geranium with rose bloom.

Wait, I know this scent.

I need to forget this horrible, disgusting mission ever happened.

You have to make it go away!

Hurry, before she changes her mind. Use the reprogramming tool, Jer.

YELLS

SCREAMING

THEY GRUNT

Urgh! Ugh, uncomfortable landing much?

Oops! Where's the couch?

Ohhh, cardboard. So eco-chic.

But where's Jer? And why is his office empty?

Oh, no, did Jer get fired?

I knew something was up. CLOVER GASPS

Is it because I changed my hair? I know it means so much to everyone.

THEY SOB Jerry!

No, spies, not fired.

Just late. HE CHUCKLES

Alex, Sam, Clover!

It's good to see you, too.

Can't... breathe. Oh!

Jerry! Have you got us a mission? We've been training all summer.

Indeed, I do, Clover.

I hope you spies are ready. Born ready!

Hoo! Ha!

The crew abandoned this ship when a flying lobster pirate attacked,

stealing crates of buckets and kitchen utensils.

So... they're gonna have a picnic in the sun?

SPIES LAUGH

Unfortunately, Alex, something much more sinister.

We believe the cargo it's after is a mega lithium-ion battery 4000.

What?! One of those could power all of New York. Or destroy it.

Ugh!

Precisely, Sam. The mind boggles. Ugh.

It's imperative we get to that battery first.

Let's power up and get out of here!

My thoughts entirely. And here are your gadgets.

A digitised atomic bangle, better known as the DAB. Haha!

Ugh, don't do the dance, Jer. Don't do it!

A gentleman never succumbs to a fleeting dance trend.

Next - the uber fine, ultra water-resistant

exploding eyebrow pencil.

And lastly, who's up for the iSlumber pendant?

Ah, yes.

Swing this pendant in front of your foe,

and it'll send them into a deep sleep.

CLOVER SNORES

Whoa! Not me! I was just resting.

Uh, so, anyway, super cool gadgets, but what's with all the boxes?

A WOOHP spring cleaning? HE CHUCKLES

SPIES: Whoa!

Good luck in Singapore.

I'm sure you've got it all in hand. Ho-ho!

Whoo! CLOVER AND ALEX GRUNT

Maybe we are a little out of practice.

ALARM BLARES Ahhh!

THEY GASP

What in all the shellfish is that? Seriously, not the coolest look.

Huh! Aaah!

Whoa! Sorry!

Lobster claws are a great accessory.

CLOVER EXCLAIMS

Aaaaah!

Clover!

Aaah!

Time for a make-over.

SAM GASPS Oh, no!

CLOVER EXCLAIMS

Let her go!

Wait, no, don't let go. Give her back...

SLEEPILY: ..nicely.

Oh. Alex!

This is no time to be napping on the job.

What?

Huh!

CLOVER GRUNTS

Woohoo!

Aaah! That's not good.

Aaaaaaah!

No! No!

Whoa!

CLOVER GRUNTS

Help!

CLOVER EXCLAIMS Stop being so clingy!

SAM GASPS

CLOVER PANTS

Oh, this is super bad. We've lost all our gadgets.

And now we're stranded in Singapore with this totes gross claw.

Ugh. Worst start to a mission ever.

Jer's gonna be so upset.

Maybe we have forgotten how to be spies.

Oh! We're gonna get fired, for sure!

And the villain's gonna use that battery to blow up the world!

ALEX SOBS

We should've stayed in Malibu with Mandy!

MANIACAL LAUGHTER

Gimme a lobster claw and a runaway battery over Mandy anytime.

COMPOWDER BEEPS How is it going, spies?

Uh, really, really good. So, so good, Jer.

We messed up big time.

JERRY SIGHS

Sending you the coordinates for a WOOHP rescue pick-up

here in Singapore so you can get new gadgets.

Oh, we're terrible spies.

Yay!

Oh, not yay to that. Yay to that!

Frozen yoghurt!

Mmm! Yummy!

Hey! Why is my scoop smaller than yours?

That's not fair! Pfft.

BOY WHINES My scoop is too small!

COMPOWDER BEEPS AND BUZZES

Yippee! We got our rescue coordinates.

Ha! Gotta love Jer.

Uh, seriously?

Creepy alley much?

THEY SCREAM

Oh!

What an upgrade. WOOHP-ed by a flying car.

Uh, does anyone else see that wall?

The one we're about to crash into?

THEY SCREAM

Wow. Whoa.

THEY GASP Welcome to WOOHP World!

Wow.

How about I show you?

The story of WOOHP begins and ends right here. Follow me.

Looks like we're not fired yet.

ALL: Oh, wow!

On my right, the Spy Training Dome. Whoa.

Then the Bridge of Spies. Whoa.

Next, my personal favourite, the Soft Spies Bakery.

Totally amazing!

HE INHALES DEEPLY

Ah, the sweet aroma of the famous Compowder cinnamon buns.

And now to Toby's Fab Lab.

What's a Toby Fab Lab?

Well, I'm Toby, and this is my lab, and I guess it is pretty fab.

High five to that!

METAL CLANKS Whoa!

Wowza! That packs a punch. TOBY CHUCKLES

If you want soft, then don't go for my bionic arm.

Mwah!

O-M-G. You have to tell me all about that.

What BOS does it use?

Bionic operating system.

A combination engineered by yours truly. Check this out.

'Welcome, spies.' SPIES: Wow!

'I hear you threw all your gadgets in the ocean?'

JERRY CLEARS THROAT

Sorry, my AI doesn't have any manners.

'In the ocean?'

All is forgiven, because hello?

Check out these nails! Bionic and fashion conscious.

We are so gonna be fast friends. I'm just getting warmed up.

SPIES: Wow!

Ultra cool GPS-integrated pixel gloves

for all your digital go-to needs

and linked up to your high-tech flying friends.

Drones! DRONES WHISTLE

Super cute much? Hi, droney! JERRY CLEARS THROAT

Right.

Ooh! Wow. Yeah!

New gadgets.

Presenting ultra-slick-stick hair mousse,

boomerang K-pop tiaras

and an ultra elastic bandana catapult.

Elastic-tastic! Thanks, Toby.

I've tracked the drone thanks to the claw you...

uh, brought with you, Clover.

So, let's get you some wheels! Awesome!

Hey, can we borrow that super cool car

that nearly flew us into the wall again?

Sorry, the WOOHP-e is part of a ride-sharing programme.

But we do have other options.

SPIES: Whoa!

Total action-vehicle overload!

Stand back, the big boss is coming through.

Better get going, spies.

That monster drone won't catch itself, you know.

Whoa!

Wow, cool. I am so choosing a bike.

Ugh. I wanna know what's going on in there, but I also don't wanna know.

Hey, we don't need to run into anything!

Droney! Go check it out. DRONE WHISTLES

DRONE WHISTLES

Hmm. Maybe it's broken.

Nope, clearly not broken.

Just having some fun, huh?

Come on, droney, pleeeease go check it out?

DRONE WHISTLES

Great (!) More drones with attitude. DRONE WHISTLES

OK, OK, you ARE super cute.

DRONE WHISTLES

DRONE WHISTLES

VEHICLE BUZZES, DRONE WHISTLES

Whoa! How is that driving by itself?

It's not. The monster drone is at the wheel.

We can't mess up again. We've gotta stop that truck.

Hey, Mr Claw-less!

Phew!

DRONE WHISTLES, ALEX GIGGLES

Who are you to mess with Captain Panda?

No-one stands in the way of me and my ultimate creation.

SAM CHUCKLES

Guess he really was stuck on you, Clover.

This better be a clue to finding the battery.

Our jobs and the future of this city depend on it.

Fluffy pillows and duvets?

Is the villain gonna send Singapore into a giant snooze-fest?

ZAP Aaaah!

More like a giant Singapore meltdown!

THUD, CAR ALARM BLARES

Guys, I normally love pandas, but what is that?!

Now we know where those fluffy duvets and pillows were headed.

It's like the largest,

oddest-looking panda service bot ever.

It's like a Frankenstein of pandas.

O-M-G, it's totally Frankenpanda!

SPIES SQUEAL

Clover, quit offending monsters!

PANDA LAUGHS

Huh? It's not after us. It wants something else.

Time for my frozen revenge.

Revenge? That sounds Franken-terrifying!

Big scoops for everyone! SPIES: Huh?!

GIRL SOBS MOTHER: Huh? Oh.

SCREAMING No, no, no!

Hey! If I wanted to serve treats in the air,

I would have become a flight attendant.

Aaaaaah!

Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Aaaaah!

No more stingy servings.

BOY: Yay! Awesome!

GASPING

GIRL GASPS

Whoa, guys, Frankenpanda

is giving away frozen yoghurt to everyone.

Whoa. Now, this is a Sammy-size portion.

Guys, focus. We've got to stop this walking-duvet dessert-giver!

VILLAIN: No-one sticks up my beautiful panda bot!

The lithium battery.

So that's what's powering Frankenpanda.

And that's got to be the control centre in the head.

We've got to get up there to disable it.

Yikes! Aaah! Whoa!

Oh! Ooh! No more for me, thanks.

The frozen yogurt's cut our power.

Just gotta use your head... band!

Bandana catapult, go!

I've got you now, you evil...

cute kid?

It's Captain Panda to you.

I just... wanted everyone to get a fair share of frozen yoghurt.

SAM GASPS I totally get it.

I got a lousy small serving too.

THUD Huh?

BOTH: Whoa!

Oh! Brain freeze!

It's out of control!

PANDA LAUGHS, PEOPLE EXCLAIM

The water is gonna short-circuit Frankenpanda

and everyone inside him!

Hey, Frankenpanda. Let's go.

Huh!

PANDA LAUGHS

I take it all back!

I'll never complain about time on the sun lounger again!

'Good news and bad news.

'Good news, Frankenpanda didn't go for a swim.

'Bad news, it's about to trample Clover!'

Do something!

Ugh! You guys did this!

But there is an override system, I just can't reach it on my own.

Luckily, you're not on your own. You've got a co-pilot now.

GIRL GRUNTS

THUD, BOTH EXCLAIM

PANDA LAUGHS

Aaaah!

WHIMPERS

CLOVER SCREAMS

Yeah!

Wow!

Hey, look at that - fashion just finds me,

even when I'm chased by an out-of-control giant panda bot.

All good down there?

Great job, spies.

Maya! Mom, Dad!

Your daughter is so gonna be on our list of young geniuses to watch.

Yes, after she's spent many hours helping clean up the city.

But what's gonna happen to my precious prince panda?

Don't worry, we'll look after him for you in my Fab Lab.

It's not over, spies. The big boss wants to see you.

Geez, feels like we're in the principal's office.

Not that I would ever know.

Ah, glad to see you're taking your retirement seriously, Jerry.

What? You can't do that! He's still got so much to give.

Ah, spies. Not to worry. I'm stepping down but not out.

I'll be seeing you around WOOHP World in an advisory capacity.

I'll leave it to my daughter, Zerlina, to explain.

SPIES: Daughter?! What? How?

I wouldn't be a very good spy if you knew all about me,

now, would I?

You're Jerry's daughter?!

Yes, that's me. Zerlina.

We want to offer you a place on the elite

spy training programme here at WOOHP World.

SAM GRUNTS

But what about Mali-U?

You can transfer to the AIYA Academy.

Not far from that fabulous shopping district of Singapore.

CLOVER GASPS And you'll have a new apartment -

right above the coolest bubble tea cafe in town.

Awesome! Yeah! SPIES GIGGLE

So, that's how we ended up in Singapore.

Clover, that's classified. Delete that video!

Hi. Singapore style, caught by Clover.

Keeping you up to speed... Lychee-lavender bubble teas?

I mean, hello, I'm Glitterstar.

Welcome to I Spy Bubble Cafe.

Ah, I love it here already! THEY SLURP

SPIES: De-lish-cious.

Thanks, Glitterstar!

HUMS

PHONE RINGS Hmm.

Hi, Jer, it's me, Mandy. Long time no see.

How you doing? But I... Who?

I don't know a Mandy. Yeah, you do.

You were my boss, I was a spy.

Way better than those other loser recruits.

Then you ditched me, wiping my memory.

I wiped your what?

I do-don't know wha-what you're talking about.

Yeah, you do. Anyhoo, memory's back.

Got your coconut and geranium sun cream to thank for that.

It's chrysanthemum! Oops.

Whatever! I wanna be a spy again. Like, now!

Anything to avoid digi-tech boring summer camp.

DISCONNECTING BEEP Jerry?

Jerry! Argh!

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