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Sam, Clover, Alex, woo!

We love the fashion world, we are

totally spies, genuine secret agents, plus we

never give in to fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex, woo!

We'll win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S We are Totally Spies!

Oof!

Ooh!

Ah hah, the prisoners have arrived,

which means we're ready to test WOOHP's

latest transport prototype.

You got it, Jer.

And if anything goes wrong, I'll be there to handle it.

Uhh, this is so hard.

How am I supposed to decide to re

Uhh, did you just say re

Totes!

I'm going back through all my exes

to see if there's anyone worth reconsidering.

I don't know, Clover.

Revisiting the past is never a good idea.

But what if I let Mr. Perfect slip through my fingers?

Someone like Bruce?

Um, the same Bruce from two years ago

who brought you a pizza instead of flowers on your first date?

Oh please, everyone makes mistakes, Sammy.

Clover?

Is that you?

Yes!

It is totally me.

So, like, I was thinking it's been a while,

but we really should go to a movie or something.

I wish I could, but I'm meeting with the board

of directors of my video game company this morning

and this afternoon, my limo's picking me up.

Board of directors?

A limo?

Funny, you breaking up with me was actually the best

thing that ever happened to me.

I really started getting my act together.

So thanks, Clover.

Ouch.

That's gotta hurt.

Are you kidding?

This is great!

Now I just got to catch one of my exes before he hits it big!

He-he-he-he

Incoming--

---Ahhh!

Have you guys noticed Jerry's office looks way bigger?

Huh?

Speaking of bigger, what kind of mission needs a blimp?

Well, what do you think, ladies?

I think we're in for a very slow-speed day,

which FYI, totally cuts into my re-dating schedule.

The WOOHP blimp is anything but slow, Clover.

We should arrive at WOOHP island in no time.

WOOHP island?

As in the containment facility for the totally baddest

of baddies?

That's the one.

Now, you'll be transporting several highly

dangerous criminals, but I assure you,

it will be completely routine.

Well, what about the fact that none of us

knows how to fly one?

Hello!

You won't have to.

Thanks to the latest in WOOHP technology,

the blimp flies itself.

And now for a few gadgets, just in case.

Ahh!

Today, you'll have three laser lipsticks,

the wristwatch shrinkinator, some suction cup bottom go-go

boots, the diamond ring-mounted mini 3D projector,

and finally a few highly concentrated

onion powder grenades.

Ta-ta!

Now, off you go.

Ahh!

Whoa, who knew a dirigible could be so chic?

This chair is like sitting on a giant marshmallow.

COMPUTER: Welcome aboard the WOOHP blimp.

We offer a wide variety of juices, smoothies,

and healthy snacks, as well as a selection

of in-flight fashion magazines from around the globe.

ALL: Whoa!

OK, we have totally got to get more blimp missions!

Speaking of missions, we should check

to see if the prisoners are--

COMPUTER: Prisoners secured and accounted for.

Arrival at WOOHP island will be 56 minutes.

Now, sit back and enjoy your ride.

Awesome!

This gives me the perfect chance to reconnect

with my next ex, Jason.

Hi, Jason.

Guess who?

Um, I'm not sure.

Duh, It's Clover, from Yoga-robics class.

Clover?

I-- uh, yeah, I don't--

You know, Clover.

The killer downward dog?

Oh yeah!

You're that way cute brunette, right?

Brunette?

As if!

I'm a totally natural blonde!

OK, maybe you guys were right about looking up exes.

Time to just chill.

ALL: Ahh

Whoa, what was that?

COMPUTER: We have encountered unexpected turbulence.

Please, remain in your seats.

ALL: Ahh!

Whoaaa!

Don't worry, I'll let Jer know what's happening.

Jerry, it's Alex. Can you hear me?

The situation is gnarly.

I repeat, gnarly!

Sorry, Alex, you're breaking up.

Did you say something about Molly?

Ugh, never mind.

So much for the blimp flying itself, spies.

We got to take over, with a little help

from out lipstick lasers.

ALL: Whoa!

Good thinking, Sam.

I sure hope this thing comes with an instruction booklet.

What do all these stupid lights mean, anyway?

They don't mean anything, now.

The power's out on the ship!

We'll have to do this manually.

ALL: Ugh!

Aahh!

Phew!

COMPUTER: Autopilot re-engaged.

Please sit back and enjoy your ride.

Enjoy our ride?

OK, I don't care if that is a computer.

It is way too mellow.

Girls, we've got a problem.

COMPUTER: We are now experiencing

a security breach alert.

It is my pleasure to inform you that the prisoner

containment pods are opening.

Uh oh This can't be good!

Well, well.

If it isn't the nitwit of nails.

Yves Mont Blanc.

Still overwhelming your enemies with the stink from your shoes?

Knock it off, you two.

Unless you'd rather fight each other than

take this opportunity to make our escape.

I knew agreeing to transfer baddies was a bad idea.

It just always ends in disaster.

It's OK, I'll get the security camera

and the prisoner hold up again.

Let's see what we're dealing with.

ALL: Ahh!

Where'd they go?

I don't know.

But it looks like the only way out of the hold

is through a hatch in the ceiling that

leads to that room over there.

Phew, they're still sealed--

Ahh!

It's Manny Wong!

Run!

Great, Yves Mont Blanc's here, too.

How many baddies are we dealing with?

ALL: Ahh!

That would be three.

ALL: Ha-ha-ha

You're Violet Vanderfleet!

That totally freaky florist.

That's right.

And I have a special delivery, just for you.

ALL: Ahh!

Teamwork, I never thought much of it before, but here we are.

Thank you, my razor-taloned friend.

Just goes to show, if we all combine our powers,

the world is ours!

Glad you feel that way, because my heart was once

broken, I want to cause a world-wide

allergy to love attack with my sneezing peonies.

Interesting, but I have a better idea.

We paint everyone's nails with my super growing nail

accelerate.

Their nails will grow so long and heavy,

they'll no longer be able to use their hands or feet!

Ha-ha-ha!

I've got two words for you, loafers of doom!

My signature slip-ons will tighten painfully on their feet

and be impossible to take off, forcing everyone who ever

dared make fun of my shoe designs

to never be able to take them off!

Ill

That's like the cruelest idea ever.

COMPUTER: WOOHP island, estimated time of arrival,

30 minutes.

WOOHP island, eh?

Maybe we'll be able to implement all of our plans.

Oh, don't you see?

WOOHP island is packed with other baddies.

If we release them, WOOHP be so busy capturing

them all that we'll be free to have our revenge on the world!

Awoo!

Ha-ha-ha

This is majorly bad.

We've got do something.

Say, anyone know what time it is?

Time for us to get digested by a giant daffodil?

Nope, it's time to get small.

Wristwatch shrinkinator, do your thing!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

I've always wanted to be a size negative 15.

Come on!

This way.

ALL: Whoa!

Hey, watch where you're stepping.

You almost-- oopsie.

Oh, how cute.

Get 'em!

Heh heh heh ha-ha-ha-ha

No worries, girls.

I've dealt with this evil shoe villain before.

Nice work, Clover!

You two, go find them!

I'll work on the WOOHP prison release codes,

and steer this tub.

OK, we have less than 30 minutes to take

back control of this blimp.

Hmm?

It's them.

Huh?

Looking for someone?

Losers!

Time to slice and dice!

Huh?

Ugh.

Ahhh!

They're getting away!

Cut me out of this net, you idiot!

Good thinking, Clover.

That should hold them for a while.

Meanwhile, this is a safe place to come up

with a plan to take out Violet.

Ow!

Safe?

Maybe from the world of good hair days.

Eeyah!

ALL: Blaine?

Uh, Sorry girls.

I thought you were the escaped prisoners.

What are you even doing here?

Jerry asked me to hide on a blimp, you know,

in case of an emergency.

Check off one for the bossman.

A good idea for once.

Hey there Clover, it's been a while.

You're looking-- interesting, these days.

Why, thanks, Blaine.

You look interesting, too.

Ugh.

Another ex.

ALL: Ugh.

Um.

Oopsie!

My bad.

COMPUTER: WOOHP island, estimated time of arrival,

15 minutes.

Manny, Yves, and Violet are going

to release all the prisoners.

If we don't stop them, it's a bad day for the world.

If I can get to the blimp's central computer,

I think I can override the navigation system.

OK, that'll buy us some time to get back in the control room

and stop them from hacking the prisoner

lock down system on the island.

We should split into teams. I'll go with Blaine.

Come on, Alex.

Let's go give the baddies some of our goodies!

Ew!

We leave you alone for five minutes, and you do this?

Relax, misseur le boot.

They're just flowers.

Ahh!

Except that one.

It can smell your fear.

Ho-ho-ha-ha.

What are you doing back here without those pests?

BOTH: He let them get away.

I have potting soil that's smarter than you two.

It's fools like you that give criminals a bad name.

COMPUTER: WOOHP island, estimated time of arrival,

10 minutes.

No matter, those girls won't be of any concern soon.

With the prisoners freed from their cells,

we'll be able to swoop in and gather them all.

My assistants have just about cracked the code

of the prison security system.

Yes!

Green!

Is there any more delicious color?

The time has come to let our plan bloom.

ALL: Yeah!

Either this is it, or we're in the biggest tanning booth ever.

My portable override anything billfold is just what I need.

Wow, Blaine.

You make something that would normally seem nerdy

so totally cool.

That's what good agents like us do.

Get ready, because you might feel a little bump here.

Ready for operation cry me a river?

Yes!

Oof.

BOTH: Whoa!

Sacre Bleu!

My eyes!

You crybabies!

Don't just sit there, do something!

Ugh!

Ow!

Oh, why isn't this stupid blimp

doing what I tell it to do?

I guess clover and Blaine must have

gotten to the blimp's computer.

Looks like your little mutiny is about to be over.

Not if I have anything to say about it.

Ugh.

ALL: Oh!

Whoa!

BOTH: Whoa!

Whoever's at the controls isn't

giving up without a fight.

Here, this one should do it.

It should?

Why?

Red's always been my lucky color, like my uniform.

Nice one, Clover!

Heh heh.

You stupid bag of hot air!

COMPUTER: WOOHP island, estimated time of arrival,

three minutes.

Hey!

Easy does it, there, Cowboy.

Ugh.

No.

Oh, no!

Sammy, help!

I can't get to my bungee belt.

Hang on, Alex, I'm coming!

Dude, real smart, throwing super pointy

things inside a giant balloon.

Ha-ha-ha!

Ahh!

SAM: Gotcha!

OK, get ready!

Shoot at the fly, or, should I say, shoo?

I got you, Sammy.

Phew, at least this thing's flying steady.

Maybe now Blaine and Clover have gotten control.

Ugh!

Uh oh.

Ahh!

Clover, are you there?

Uh, hey guys, what's up?

Not this blimp, and it needs to be, now.

Take her up!

I hope you two like Autumn, because it's time to fall!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

OK, slight change of plans, you know how you

got the blimp to stop shaking?

That was awesome.

Now, make it shake.

I'm on it.

Game over, girls!

Time for us to pick up our criminal friends

and show you how it feels to be locked up.

Aahh!

Um, totally great plan, Sam.

Except for a little thing called gravity.

We are going to fall, too.

Eat orchid!

Need a little thing called the cable bungee belt.

BOTH: Ahh!

Ahh!

ALL: Aahhhh!

So much for that criminal cargo.

BOTH: Yeah!

Whoa!

Guys, you can quit the shaking, now.

We did it. - Woo-hoo!

We did it.

That was amazing!

Well, we always did make quite a good team.

Punch it in, team WOOHP.

Let's head topside.

That may not have been exactly the way it was drawn up,

but we can tell Jerry we delivered

the villains to WOOHP island.

But let's not tell him the part where all the prisoners

on the island were freed and we had to put

them back in their cells.

So, Blaine, I guess this means, you know, you and me,

the hottest two items at WOOHP, together once again?

You're really great, Clover.

But here's the thing, I'm done dating girls from LA.

The last one, Mandy, was just so high maintenance.

You dated Mandy?

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Good job on the mission, sport.

Aw, I can't believe Mandy ruined Blaine for me.

It'll be OK, Clover.

Maybe it's a sign to take a break from dating exes.

Ugh, you're probably right.

OK, break's over!

ALL: Ah-ha-ha-ha!