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THEME SONG: Sam, Clover, Alex, whoo!

We arrive in the fashion world.

We are Totally Spies.

Genuine secret agents.

But we never give into fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex, whoo!

We win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S. We are Totally Spies.

Whale!

Woo ha ha.

Woo-hoo.

Woo.

Hm.

Studying this early in the morning?

What have you done with my Alex?

I'm not studying, Clover.

I'm just checking out my horoscope.

Welcome back, Alex.

I can't believe you're wasting your time on astrology when you

should be focused on astronomy.

As in that astronomy test? - I'm not worried.

Things will work out in the end.

How do you know?

Says so right here in my horoscope.

Things will work out in the end.

Hm?

Don't tell me you believe in astrology.

That's no reason not to study.

Yeah.

There are way better reasons not to study, like all the boys

in desperate need of scoping.

Horoscopes can be totally accurate.

Clover, yours says, a handsome stranger's smile

will brighten your day.

Hm?

Hm?

- Sorry.

That horoscope was way off.

Yeah, he smiled, but he wasn't handsome.

He was a total hottie.

Let's check out yours, Sam.

Your mood will be ruined by an irritating presence.

Hey, Sam.

Might want to get your nose out of the books and into a mirror.

That outfit is so last week.

She has a point, Sam.

Do you really think horoscopes are real?

No.

That outfit is a little dated.

Speaking of dates, we have to get to history class.

Hey, my horoscope was right again.

It said a strange event will bring

me and my BFFs close together.

This must be it.

Ah, Hello ladies.

Sounds like a spot of trouble.

There is a strange event going on.

I know all about it, Jer.

My horoscope already told me.

Did it tell you there is something very odd happening

on the beaches of the world?

Wahoo, Bora Bora, and Long Beach in South Africa.

Your mission is to head to these beaches.

Ready.

Yes.

I see that.

But this is no beach vacation, Clover.

You'll need to investigate the bizarre tide

patterns at each beach.

The alignment of the Moon and the Sun and the Earth

may have something to do with it.

Hm?

You're into astrology too?

What's your sign?

Scorpio?

Gemini?

Focus.

Your sign is focus?

I was referring to the Moon's effect on tides.

When the Sun and Moon are aligned,

there can be strong gravitational forces

causing powerful spring tides, but not nearly this powerful.

Oh.

Here are your gadgets.

A diamond swim ring, a jewel encrusted turbo

charged flotation device, a pair of groovy gravity boots,

weighted boots that can help you defy gravity, a lunar lip

booster, a mini rocket booster in the shape of a lipstick,

and finally, 3D projector sunglasses

that can project global images.

Cool.

Travel safe, spies.

I know we're on a mission, but I'm still

super psyched to hit the sea.

Well, we're about to, in a big way.

Brace yourselves.

Whoa!

What?

What happened to the water?

Did we miss our mark?

Nope.

We're right in the middle of the ocean.

And over there is the bay.

This makes no sense.

Dudettes, I was stoked for dawn patrol.

Totally amped for this epic set, ready to fully mack

a double over head corduroy to the horizon.

Now it's all churley.

Hey, I dig your suits.

That makes no sense either.

You're going to translate that surf speak?

Fortunately, I speak surf.

Check it.

This surfer dude was about to catch

a giant wave when the water got rough and then disappeared.

Dude.

Dude.

Me and my salty sistas are gonna scope the jacked waves.

Slata. - Yeah, man.

Ciao.

Hm.

Impressive.

Hm?

So is this.

A starfish looking for water?

No.

The new friend my horoscope said I'd meet.

We are going to BFFFs, best fish friends forever.

Mwah!

A girl hugging a starfish.

You don't see that every day.

Huh?

Hm?

You don't see that every day either.

The Moon just appeared out of nowhere.

Don't worry.

I'll protect you.

Oops.

Alex?

Please tell us that was your stomach.

The tide's coming back in.

Chillax.

It's all gonna end fine.

My horoscope said so.

Did it also say to run?

We can't outrun the water, so it's either sink or swim.

Or float.

Activate the diamond swim rings.

So that's why they say diamonds

are a girl's best friend.

Yeah.

Watch out for the buoys.

What buoys?

Oh, those buoys.

Hey, look at all your fellow fishies flying by,

squid, jelly fish, octopi, shark.

Shark?

Gnarly.

I'm gonna go .

Later, brah.

If you're ever in Cali, say hi.

We should probalby go too.

Over here.

Worst beach trip ever.

We barely got any clothes.

And I barely got a tan.

Well, we do have one big clue.

The Moon appeared out of nowhere.

But what does that have to do with the freaky tide patterns?

Good question.

Let's see if these 3D projector glasses

can help with some answers.

I can't see a thing.

Oh, that's better.

So the Moon was definitely way far out of its orbit.

And it was too close to Earth considering

it was just the first quarter of the lunar phase.

Wow.

Someone snuck a peek at their astronomy textbook

while they were sleeping.

Oh, it wasn't me.

I just read my horoscope.

Does it say anything about a heat wave?

Oh, it is suddenly mega hot in here.

And out there.

Wow.

Hot enough for you?

Yeah, they are.

I mean, yeah, it is.

What can I say?

I like boys and their summer fashions.

But not all the boys.

I don't see what everyone's whining about.

I don't even feel the heat.

Gee, I wonder why.

Ladies, as impossible as it sounds,

the Sun seems to be getting closer to the Earth.

It's a global emergency.

I'm picking you up at once.

OK.

So any idea why the Sun and the Moon

are getting closer to Earth?

I'm guessing it might have something

to do with the weird beam firing up from the Earth to the sky.

Hm?

I see no evidence of this on my computer.

Where are you getting your intel?

From my own two eyes.

Look.

Wow.

Best laser show ever.

That laser's not for show.

In theory, it's supposed to counter

the effects of black holes using super

powerful anti-gravity forces.

This must be what's affecting the Sun and the Moon.

And the stars.

I see no evidence of that.

Well, that's because you haven't seen my horoscope.

That beam changed star patterns, which changed my horoscope,

and not for the better.

The end is near.

They didn't say the end of what.

I mean, maybe it means the end of all this trouble,

or this hot weather, or just some lame fashion fad,

like legwarmers.

I've tracked the beam to San Francisco straight ahead.

Buckle up, spies.

Spies, you'll need to jump out now if you're going

to make it to San Francisco.

We're not leaving you, Jerry.

Whoa.

What's that whirlpool doing in the middle of the ocean?

Ah, it's sucking us in.

Swim for your lives.

pGR

Where are we?

Looks like some kind of old school space capsule.

But instead of outer space, it's under water.

Whoever parked it here has a terrible sense of direction.

Hello, ladies.

I just sucked you into my underwater lair.

Serves you right for following me.

Wasn't that whirlpool ride fun?

I don't think she's going to let us out of here.

I do think she's out of her mind.

Wait.

You thought we were following you?

We don't even know you.

So you've never heard the name called Cosmo Stratus?

Just once, when you said it.

You're just like everyone at the space agency,

failing to see the genius in their midst.

Overlooking me for 15 space missions in a row.

Hm.

Kept failing the psychological test, huh?

Who told?

You did, when you said, who told?

Those tests were totally unfair.

I didn't even get to study.

Well, space school's out forever, because I have a plan.

If they won't take me to outer space,

I will bring outer space to Earth.

ALL: What?

I'm scared to ask, but how are you going to do this?

By using the machine I've constructed

called the Stratosphere-Monger.

With it, I am pulling the Moon, the Sun, and the stars

closer and closer to Earth.

Out of this world.

Out of your mind, huh?

Before you go, what's your sign?

Because maybe today isn't the best day for you

to end the world?

I don't believe in astrology.

Too weird.

Let's get outta this thing.

Ram the door.

Ugh.

It's sealed too tight.

But not tight enough.

Look.

I don't believe it.

I know.

We're gonna drown.

Not that.

That your horoscope was right.

The end is near.

We are so not going down with this ship.

Check it out.

Buried treasure.

Rocket boosters?

But we need something to activate them?

The lunar lip booster.

Ladies, time to put on some lipstick.

COMPUTER: Oxygen level, low.

Oxygen level, low.

Don't worry.

Nobody knows how to put on lipstick faster than me.

Take a deep breath, and get ready to blast off.

COMPUTER: Oxygen empty.

Three, two.

Safe at last.

Looks like the Moon and the Sun are gonna kiss.

Hey.

Gravity must be compromised because

of the Stratosphere-Monger.

Good thing we have groovy gravity boots,

stylish and functional.

Oh, we better call Jerry.

Sorry.

I can't get to the phone right now.

Literally.

He's not answering.

OK.

Where's Cosmo.

That's one small step for me, one giant mess for mankind.

Time for some bird watching up close.

Here, birdy, birdy.

Look.

Let's get her.

Hey, what are you doing?

You're supposed be under water.

Yeah, we came up for air.

So what do you think of what I've done tot he place?

Isn't it a kick?

Whoa.

Now, it's a party.

But maybe we need to play a game.

Tennis, anyone?

That shot is way over the line.

Slowest dive for cover ever.

All right.

Let's get her.

These boots were made for stomping.

Forget Cosmo.

We need to focus on destroying the beam of light

and restoring gravity before everything in the world

starts to float off.

The ray is coming from the top of the Golden Gate Bridge.

But how are we supposed to get up

there without becoming a human hot air balloon

and floating off?

I'll do it.

The world needs us.

Besides, my horoscope said everything will end well,

and I believe it

You're not doing this alone.

Hey, what about me?

Don't worry.

I'll take care of you.

Hey.

The bridge is still too far.

Too bad we're out of lunar lip booster

so we can't blast our way to the top in the capsule.

What if we put our diamond swim rings around the capsule?

It's worth a shot.

Looks like it's smooth sailing from here.

I hope it's smooth sailing for Clover too.

They're catching huge air without a stick.

Gnarly.

Huh?

You activated the rocket launcher.

Unhappy landings.

Brace yourself, Alex.

You too, Sammy.

Ah!

Whoa.

It's raining diamonds.

I've had dreams like this.

Ah!

And nightmares like this.

You OK, Clover?

I was about to ask you the same thing.

We're fine. But where's Cosmo?

ALL: Huh?

Why is it so dark and scary up here?

I wanna go home.

I miss my mommy.

Well, at least Cosmo's wish came true.

She made it to space.

Too bad she'll be coming back to Earth

courtesy of WOOHP authorities.

Big announcement, besties.

I was way wrong to believe in my horoscope.

So great to hear you say that, Alex.

Yeah, me too.

So what made you come to your senses?

I read my horoscope.

My real horoscope.

Turns out I was reading the wrong sign.

I totally thought I was a Taurus, but turns out,

I was wrong.

I'm a Pisces.

Which makes way more sense because I love sushi.

Wanna hear my new horoscope?

Pass.

Uh, no, thanks.

A cute boy will say hello.

Hello.

Huh?

Alex, you're right.

He said hello.

Cool.

Oh, but it said that he was gonna say hello to me.

So goodbye to horoscopes for good.