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Sam, Clover, Alex, woo!

We love the fashion world.

Yeah!

We are Totally Spies.

Genuine secret agents.

Because we never give into fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex, woo!

We win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S. We are

Totally Spies.

CLOVER: Bye!

ALEX: Bye!

What an amazing party.

Ooh, I've got my fave vanilla almond bath buds.

Great music, yummy food.

Cool!

Tickets to the Malibu Marathon.

A party is just not a party without free swag bags.

Ooh, I got lipstick from Plethora.

I love that store.

Ew!

Just not this shade.

How about we hit the shops tomorrow.

You can exchange it for a more Clover-esque color.

Great thinking, Sammy!

Enjoy the good times while they

last, girls, because all good things must come to an end.

A bitter end.

After Clover exchanges her lipstick,

why don't we grab some lunch?

Count me and my tummy in, Sammy.

All this shopping is making me hungry.

No!

It can't be!

Are those?!

CLOVER: Oh no!

ALL: Mandy dolls?!

Uh.

The resemblance sure is uncanny.

MANDY: I was super stoked when that toy

designer contacted me to design my own own line of Mandy dolls.

Soon every girl's going to want one,

and yours truly will be a household name.

TRENT: Whatever you say, Mandy.

Meet Malibu Mandy, she loves the beach,

Cowgirl Mandy adores the great outdoors,

Career Mandy is as smart as she is stylish.

Smart?

That's a bit of a stretch, don't you think?

I'll tell you what's not a stretch, me,

sitting back, watching the sales flow in,

and my popularity surge.

Better get your Mandy dolls while you still can!

Later losers.

As if the real Mandy isn't annoying enough.

Let's get out of here.

Yeah, I've totally lost my appetite.

Excellent.

I can't wait to test you out.

Huh?

Oh my, better bring in the girls.

Seriously, Mandy dolls?

I feel like my entire world's gone topsy-turvy.

That's not the entire world, just the mail box.

Prepare for WOOHPage!

ALL: Whoa!

Yes, I'm already on it.

See you at 5:00, sharp.

No mom, I haven't eaten my veggies today.

Hey Jer?

Yo, Jer.

Earth to Jer.

Oh, hello, spies.

WOOHP has just received an alert of the highest order.

Top secret AI tech is missing from a military facility

in the New Mexico desert.

AI as in artificial intelligence?

Precisely.

You're to investigate right away.

Good luck, spies.

Hm?

Uh, Jer, aren't you forgetting something?

As in you always give us the lowdown on the gadget goods.

Oh my, yes, of course.

For today's mission you've got the bubble blaster invisibility

shield, the headband illuminator, a precision lip

balm laser, and the instant, highly

concentrated mega fog spray.

Goodbye to you too!

ALL: Woohoo!

OK, was it just me, or did Jer seem even

more workaholic than usual?

Not to mention completely forgetful.

Maybe he's just stressed with all the things he was juggling.

No pun intended.

SAM: Whoa.

Hang on!

Hey, watch it, Sammy!

Yeah, I'd like to get to our mission in one piece.

Don't blame me, blame the GPS.

SAM: Guard tower, check.

20-foot electrified fence, check.

Armed guards at every doorway, check.

The military obviously doesn't want anyone

on the outside getting in.

Or maybe they don't want whatever's inside getting out.

only one way to find out, we go in on foot.

Uh, Sammy, I'm pretty sure the guards will see us coming.

Hm.

That's why Jer gave us this, bubble blaster invisibility

shield, do your thing!

Cool!

SAM: Stay close, girls.

You spies are good.

Luckily, I'm better.

My compowder says we're coming up to the lab on our right.

This is it.

OK, who wants to go in first?

Time to turn the bubble blaster invisibility shield off.

Hm?

Hey, girls, check this out.

This container looks about the right size

to hold a small AI chip.

Oh, this is bad.

Sure, gum isn't great for your teeth, Alex,

but I would exactly call it bad.

No, the gum wrapper.

It has a WOOHP logo on it.

Since when does WOOHP have its own gum?

And why haven't we gotten any?

I don't know, but it looks like whoever stole

the AI chip has ties to WOOHP.

Oh, this is bad.

See?

Told you.

Before we start jumping to any crazy conclusions,

let's send it to Jer for analysis.

Agreed?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's never

a good sign when the lights mysteriously

go out during a mission.

SAM: Ouch!

Somebody just kicked me in the ankle.

ALEX: Something just pinched my foot.

CLOVER: Hey!

Something just ran over my perfect pedicure.

SAM: We need some lights.

CLOVER: Got it! Uh?

[ITEM MYSTERIOUSLY WOOSHING ABOUT]

Huh?

Someone tell me I'm not the only one who just saw that.

Who are you, and what are you doing inside my lab?

Correction, my destroyed lab.

We're, uh, the cleaning crew, and we

were just about to go on break.

Come back here!

Hey, where'd they go?

OK, who or what in the world just attacked us?

I have no idea, but whatever it was,

it's obviously not into fashion.

Not only did it run over my foot,

it left tire tracks on my uni!

I've got two itsy-bitsy puncture wounds on my foot.

Ouch!

They really smart.

Maybe it was some kind of anti

Hm?

Anyway, we better send this WOOHP gum

wrapper to Jerry for analysis.

Maybe he can shed some light on this wacko day.

You know what's really wacko?

I'm almost excited to get back to class.

Please, everyone, remain calm.

Mandy will sign all your dolls, eventually.

I can't believe it, the Mandy dolls are actually popular.

You're just jealous because I have my own line of dolls,

and you don't!

Trent!

Get rid of these goggers.

We need to make room for actual fans.

Whatever you say, Mandy.

Hey, back off.

Saved by the Jer.

I had the lab analyze the gum wrapper you found.

It turns out it's standard WOOHP issue,

and it has a delicious minty flavor.

So someone on the inside is responsible for the missing

microchip?

Well, yes, and no.

Well, which is it, Jer?

Yes or no?

Yes, it is someone on the inside, far inside,

but not a WOOHP employee.

Prisoners of the containment facility all true

WOOHP issue gum.

Have any escaped lately?

Not to my knowledge, but prisoners

who have served their time are released on a near daily basis.

Any one of them could have been chewing WOOHP issue gum.

Can you send us the list of recently released baddies?

Maybe we'll recognize one of the names.

On the triple.

Uh, Jer, don't you mean on the double?

No, on the triple is much faster.

SAM: Talk about bizarre.

I know.

I still can't believe we've never

been given any WOOHP issue gum.

Hello, we've worked for that place for years!

Um, I think Sam's referring to Jer's

majorly destructo behavior.

Mm, oh, right, I knew that.

I may have failed to capture you earlier,

but luckily, I always come prepared with a plan B.

After our totally crazy day, all I want to do

is kick back, relax, and zone out to some mind numbing TV.

Hi!

I'm Malibu Mandy.

ALL: No way!

And I love hanging at the beach.

Hi!

I'm Cowgirl Mandy, and I'm outdoorsy, and sassy!

Hi, I'm Career Mandy, a high-powered

business executive.

This is my intern, (ANGRILY FOR SOME ODD REASON) Trent!

We could totally use a day off. Right Trent?!

TRENT: Whatever you say, Mandy!

You know what's even worse than that commercial?

That we can't escape Mandy in the comfort of our penthouse.

Uh oh, is anyone else having a major case of deja vu?

Totes, it's just like what happened at the lab.

Yowch!

Something just zapped my foot again.

Time to shed a little light on the situation.

Please tell me you girls are seeing what I'm seeing.

Yes, and it all makes total sense now.

The dolls are evil, just like real Mandy!

See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!

Later Losers!

Forget the rest, cause I'm the best.

Please.

It's not that you can do any real damage

with your little plastic toys.

As if!

Whoa!

Ow!

That's no little plastic toy!

That's an electrically charged rope.

Popularity rules, and so do I!

ALL: Let us out of here!

Just once, it would be nice if we weren't brought

to a creepy building at night.

Yeah, I'm so over it.

Mainframe, and I'm so over you nosy little spies.

ALL: Seth Toyman?

Wait, didn't we send you to the containment

facility for hacking into WOOHP top secret computers?

It was more than mere hacking.

I created a mini fly bot infected

with a virus that infiltrated the WOOHP mainframe.

You mean until we captured you.

If it wasn't for you, I'd have crashed

the WOOHP computer, becoming the greatest hacker ever.

Hm, but that was then.

I've served my time, and got released last week.

Huh?

So you're the one responsible for making the Mandy dolls?

[MANDY DOLLS LAUGHING THEIR TERRIBLE, NASALLY LAUGH]

Thanks to a little help from the military's advanced AI

chip.

One question, of all things, why the Mandy dolls?

Mandy's already mean, so most of the work was done for me.

How on earth did you find us?

It's not like we're in the phone book.

Jerry really ought to pay more attention,

lest a mini fly bot get its hands--

I mean wings, on your file.

And now that I have you girls, I'm

going to let my dolls finish you off for putting me

in the slammer all these years while I turn my attention

to destroying WOOHP.

Huh?

Eh.

Especially that annoying Jerry.

Jer can be majorly annoying, but there's

still one humongo flaw in your dastardly plot

to bring down WOOHP.

Oh yeah, and what's that?

As if three super spies are going to let a few plastic

dolls take us down.

Who said anything about a few dolls?

Oh no, we're at the Mandy doll factory.

Time to turn all the Mandy dolls evil.

Later losers!

Forget the rest, cause I'm the best.

See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an international spy

agency to snuff out.

Popularity rules, and so do I!

Yeah, yeah, we've heard it all before.

Sammy, think you can reach the precision lip

balm laser in my back pocket?

I think so.

Almost.

Got it!

As Mandy would say, later losers.

Yes!

Who's texting at a time like this?

Jer just sent us a list of recently released baddies,

and Seth Toyman is at the top of the list.

Ugh, thanks for nothing, Jer.

Whoa!

The staples are electrified too.

That explains why my foot is still throbbing.

See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!

I'll alert Jerry.

Whoa!

It's bad enough that I get tude from the real Mandy,

I am not taking it from some dolled up plastic.

Hiyah!

Time to say toodles to this toy factory.

Hang on, spies.

I'll be seeing you real soon, Jer.

Oh no!

Run!

Whoa!

Oof!

As if.

Help!

Later losers.

Rrrah!

As if!

Ow!

Talk about killer mini-manis.

She shoots, she scores!

Uh, can I borrow these for a quick sec?

Huh?

Free swag!

Come and get it!

I love shopping.

SAM: Cover!

Hang on, Sammy!

Uh oh.

As if.

Whatever you say, Mandy.

Uh, every time I take out 10 dolls, 20 more appear.

Look, they're coming form that toy store.

JERRY: Did someone call for backup?

ALL: Jerry, look out!

Oh, oh!

Oh!

ALL: Oh no, Jerry.

At last, I finally defeated Jerry.

Soon, WOOHP will be mine.

Look out!

- Sammy!

Help!

Ow.

Don't worry, girls.

What's the enemy of all man made electronics?

Moisture!

Ah!

- Sammy!

It's working!

No, not me, you stupid dolls!

Destroy those nosy little spies!

Bet Seth never saw that one coming.

ALL: Hm?

Oh, Jer, I'm so sorry about all the terrible things I've

said about you over the years.

Can you ever forgive me?

What terrible things?

[RECORD SCRATCH, SAD MUSIC STOPS]

Huh?

Huh?

OK, what is going on?

I'm the real Jerry.

The other Jerry is a robot I created to help out

with chores around the office so I could take a little time off.

Well, certainly efficient, nothing

can replace the real thing.

ALL: We couldn't agree more.

: Hey, what about me?

Don't I get a hug?

No!

My dolls defeated you!

What's going to happen to Seth now?

After we deactivate the AI chips,

we'll keep Seth under 24 hour surveillance.

Clearly, he's far too tech savvy to be

left alone for even a moment.

And the best part is, the Mandy dolls are history.

Hm?

MANDY: : This is all your fault!

Whatever you say, Mandy.

Luckily I don't need the Mandy dolls now

with my new line of Mandy wedges to fall back on.

Whoa!

What are you waiting for, loser?

Help me up!

Mandy wedges?

Here's hoping that's one Mandy inspired

trend that doesn't catch on.

Do you mind!?

I do not do the floor.

Get me up, now!