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THEME SONG: Sam, Clover, Alex, woo!

We love the fashion world, yeah!

We are Totally Spies.

Genuine secret agents.

Plus, we never give in to fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex, woo!

We win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S. We are totally spies.

I am here for revenge.

It's so cool.

Oh!

Best fashion history design class

ever in the history of history!

Don't you think, guys?

Clover, you say that after every class.

True, but today I had a thrilliant brain

burst of creativity and came up with what

will totally be remembered as the greatest fashion

accessory of the century!

The Clover Infinity Loop earrings.

Wow, they look great but isn't the first rule of fashion

to design clothes that are safe to wear?

Safe? What do you mean?

See, this is why it's so awesome that we're

taking fashion design together.

We can critique each other's projects.

Like those genes you designed, Sam.

What, you don't like them?

No, I love them.

They're way styling.

But they have so many secret pockets,

it sort of screams hello, I'm a spy in spy jeans.

Uh, I need to hit the little spies room

and take care of this hair-tastrophe.

No admittance, ladies.

This is a private restroom.

Please, take your business elsewhere.

Private? Since when?

Yeah.

And why do you looks so familiar?

Because, losers three, he's Duke Gatlan.

He's super famous for playing a bodyguard in tons of movies.

And now, since I'm famous, he's my bodyguard!

Wait, you're popular, we got it the first 100

times you told us.

Now if you're super cute bodyguard is done

being a big lean bully machine, let

me through so I can fix my do!

Typical.

I wouldn't expect any of you would understand

the pressures of popularity.

Hey!

STUDENT: Hey!

Every time I think Mandy can't get any worse,

she just gets better at it.

Ah, hello, ladies.

I trust I wasn't interrupting anything important?

Come on, dear, that's never bothered you before.

Yes, that is true.

But it's polite to ask once in a while.

Jerry, did you have the sardine burrito for lunch

again?

I wanted it to be a surprise, but Oinky hasn't learned

the art of stealth quite yet.

Oinky!

You've come back to me.

Dreams do come true!

Aww.

Now there's a sentimental moment

for the Whoop photo album.

Oh, did you miss me?

Did you have enough mud to play in?

Do you need your little hooves buffed?

Alex, really likes that pig.

Guys, didn't you miss Oinky?

Kiss him!

Alex!

Stop!

Oinky has to live with us, doesn't he?

Nobody else could give him a better home than the three

of us.

Uh, I'm no so sure that's a good idea, Alex.

He probably wouldn't like our place.

You know, not enough mud.

But, but, but but he could find truffles for us.

He's cleaner than a dog, and he's so cute!

Sounds like spot of trouble, best check it out.

Whoop is receiving reports of a menacing being sighted

on the beaches of Hawaii.

I never say no to a trip to Hawaii, right, girls?

Right!

Right!

Present and ready for spyness.

Let's go to Alaska!

Hawaii.

There, too.

Here are your gadgets for today.

The Bur Bracelet, which blasts a subzero energy

that can shatter metal.

The Unmuffle Earmuffs, which can hear up to a 100,000 hertz

range.

Those may not blend in so well in Hawaii.

But these will, the Solar Roller Shades, a pair

of sunglasses that store up the sun's energy

and blast a destructive heat ray when fully charged.

Hope they come with a fireproof case.

But, of course.

And finally, the Beach Ball Booties, for when you need

some extra bounce on the beach.

Oh, and I almost forgot, your Floating Hands-free

Capability's Compowder.

Cool.

Good luck, ladies.

I'll take care of Oinky, until you return.

Hmm, love it.

Don't forget, we're not on vacation, Clover.

As tempting as it is, we need to keep an eye out for trouble.

Hey!

Clover, Alex, Check this out, their tracks!

Something heavy by the looks of it,

and they definitely don't match any of the local vehicles.

I think we're dealing with some kind of robot.

But what would a robot be doing in Hawaii?

Huh?

I think we have our robot.

Look!

All right, Mr. Roboto, stop right there!

I have no business with you so step aside, ladies,

or I'll make you step aside.

You know I'm missing a great luau and some hunky

ukelele music because of you.

Lucky for you, I gotta go.

Aye!

What's going on?

Let me go!

Now we know want he was here for, to kidnap that guy.

And he's getting away!

That's what he thinks.

Ding-ding, time for round two!

We have to catch up or we'll lose him.

The Beach Ball Booties.

Deflate and Attack formation, girls.

Come and get it.

Is that all you've got?

Huh?

Never give up and never surrender.

Let's bring it, girls.

Ya!

Hi-ya!

Ouch.

Owe!

Whoa!

Well, I knocked a piece off of him.

Na-na You can't get me.

Now here's a classic from page one of the Bully Handbook.

Eat sand!

Time to go.

I hope the Solar Roller Shades are all charged up.

That's not some regular robot, it

is a full on nasty bully-bot.

Better get this to Jer and the big brains at Whoop

and find out where this thing came from.

Phew!

Fighting that metal menace was a workout.

Lucky, I have a free period next so I

can relax in the penthouse.

Ah, look at him.

What a loyal little oinker Oinky is.

Aren't you, Oink ..

Oh, I have to take a picture of this.

Oinky visits campus.

No pictures.

No paparazzi.

Hey.

That means you, Shorty.

Great job, Duke, but could you be a little more insulting

next time?

Shorty is accurate but barely nasty, right, Alex?

Huh?

Are we clear for cafeteria?

Check.

How long is a latte line?

Buh-bye.

Forget about Mandy, Alex.

She just got up on the wrong side of the broom today.

Thanks, Clover.

I have to class so can you drop Oinky off at the penthouse?

Oh, uh.

Uh?

OK, Alex, but he better stay away

from my expensive facial mud creme.

Mandy, you are the last one I have been seeking.

Uh, of course, you have.

Everyone wants to hang with Mandy, even the losers that

play Hacky Sack in the quad.

But I don't have time for this, I have an appointment

for a very expensive pedicure.

Duke!

Listen, buddy, nobody and no thing

enters Mandy's personal space without her approval, got it?

You know what?

I'd like to do that line again.

I didn't really feel that one.

Me, neither.

Hey, that was my exclusive celebrity bodyguard.

He better not have a scratch on him.

Duke, help!

Someone's screaming, but it's too far

away to tell where they are.

Wait.

That sounds like Mandy.

And she's in trouble.

Ugh, Why does it have to be Mandy?

Alex, Sam, we've got trouble.

I'm sending you the coordinates on campus now.

She was right here, my earmuffs said so.

Look, there's her designer purse.

She'd never go anywhere without it

Well there was no one around that saw anything.

A witness would be helpful.

We've got the only witness we need,

the returning cutest member of our super spy team, Oinky!

Oink, oink.

Oink, oink, oink.

Oink, oink.

Oh, really?

That's incredible.

What did he say?

I have no idea.

Alex, Clover, get down here.

I found something.

It's the same tracks that we found in Hawaii.

The bully-bot was here.

So it took Mandy?

But why?

Good afternoon, ladies.

Jerry, the robot was here and it took Mandy.

Then we haven't time to waste.

I have the analysis of the robot armor fragment you sent me.

It appears it was built from pieces of rides

at the Village of Thrills Amusement Land.

It's located near Mount Fujiyama in Japan.

Ooh, cotton candy!

Thanks, Jer.

Looks like our next stop is Japan.

Indeed.

Good luck, spies.

Mmm.

Hmm, I think it's been a while since folks

tilt-a-whirled around here.

It's been deserted for years.

No!

But what about the, the--

I'll always miss you, cotton candy.

I'm not the only one that thinks that's a little weird,

right?

I think he's hiding his tracks.

He could be anywhere.

There's more than one way to track a robot.

I can hear something.

I think it might be Mandy and our kidnapped beach hunk.

Over there!

It's coming from in here.

That's they guy from the beach.

But who are these other dudes?

And what does Mandy have to do with this?

Who's there?

I've located the client.

Stand down on the perimeter.

I'm on the bad guys.

Who are you talking to?

Nobody, pretty convincing, right?

That'll show the Academy for not recognizing my talent

in the Best Bodyguard category.

But, first, I must deal with you Mandy-nappers.

Us?

But we didn't--

All right, spies, let's do it right this time.

Love that hands-free mode.

Can you guys hear me?

Loud and clear, Sam.

What do we do now?

I say we break out of here and teach

that me robots some manners.

Or, how about you just hang out there and be quiet,

while I finally get my revenge!

Revenge?

But the first rule of robotics is

that it's impossible for robots to seek revenge,

which means who are you?

My name is Timmy.

Timmy?

The great evil scary robot is named Timmy?

That's no robot.

Correct.

I am no robot, but merely a man and a robotic bully

suit I built to get revenge on these bullies.

Huh?

I worked at this park years ago for one summer.

It was beautiful then.

I made the delicious Village of Thrills Thrizzle

blueberry flavored slushies.

I loved every second of my job, until these jerks showed

up and ruined everything!

Ah!

Whoa!

Now I can't even look at slushies without thinking

of how puny and weak I was.

But her, she was the meanest and worst of them all!

Look at this picture of what she did

right after these bullies left.

Big deal!

First off, that is not me being mean,

that is just me on a Tuesday!

Second, what is with those lame outfits?

Pay attention.

You and these jerks were on a school trip that summer,

and you did it to me every day!

Ugh, that's terrible.

Mandy, have you ever not been a total Mandy?

Timmy, we understand why you feel this way,

but a robot bully suit isn't the answer.

Wrong!

It's the only answer.

Now it's time for the fun to really begin.

Let the the bully gauntlet begin.

Bully gauntlet?

Nothing about that sounds good.

Bulls eye.

Halarious.

Oh no, not that.

Anything but gum in my hair.

Uh-oh.

Oh, no.

It's the end of the line.

Next stop Slushie Town.

The Bur Bracelet, that could get us out but I

can't reach it to activate it.

Fear not, Sam.

I have just the fashion accessory

to end this not-so-fun house.

Gotta love those Clover Infinity Loop earrings.

The suit is controlling the gauntlet.

We need to shut it down.

You guys take care of Timmy.

I'll stop the gauntlet.

Oh no!

I'm gummed!

Let's make slushy out of him, girls.

Hey!

Ah-ha.

Alex.

Yes!

No, don't!

This suit wasn't designed to withstand

slushies of this magnitude.

Whoa!

No!

My beloved vengance!

We have to get everyone out before this place

collapses on top of us.

You too, Timmy bot.

Where have you been?

What kind of lousey bodyguard are you?

I quit.

I'm going back to pretending to be a bodyguard in the movies,

it's way safer.

You can't quit.

You're fired!

Come back here so I can fire you, Duke!

Duke!

Duke!

Great job, ladies.

And don't fret, I'll take everyone

back to Whoop Headquarters and erase any memory of this.

Is there any way you can make these guys

forget to be bullies?

And while we're at it, can we make Mandy forget to be Mandy?

I'm sorry, spies, it just doesn't work that way.

Now let's be off.

Cotton candy!

Why won't you let me drive you, Mandy?

I am not in the mood for carts today, thank you very not!

And I don't know why.

What is that pig doing blocking the door!

Oh, no biggie, Mandy.

Oinky's just our new bodyguard.