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THEME SONG: Sam, Clover, Alex, whoo!

We arrive in the fashion world.

We are Totally Spies.

Genuine secret agents.

But we never give into fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex, whoo!

We win every day of the year S-P-I-E-S!

We are Totally Spies.

Just a drop should be sufficient.

Huh?

Excellent.

Preliminary findings show that the WOOHP age reversing serum

is a success.

Pending a few more trials, it should be off and running.

Being a journalist is not simply about telling a story.

Being a journalist is about uncovering the truth.

Ooh, this guy is good.

Your assignment is to write an expose

for the school paper uncovering some kind

of injustice in the world.

Uh-oh.

Looks like it's spy time.

I'll catch the rest of this later.

With a little help from the pen recorder hologram, that is.

Now, let's talk about the meaning of injustice.

Hey, looks like we all got the same alert.

A break in at the WOOHP experimental lab.

I hated to leave journalism class.

The professor was just going over our first assignment.

You think that's bad?

We were just debating slingback versus pumps

in advanced shoe theory.

Now I'll have to wait until after the mission

to find out which to wear to a semi-formal occasion.

Oh, well, actually I don't mind so much.

Pop quiz in animal grooming.

I sure hope my hologram studied.

Huh?

Prepare to be WOOHP-ed!

Uh-oh!

We gotta turn off the security system before it turns us off.

I'm a little stuck in here!

No one beats me at limbo!

That's as low as I can go.

Don't worry, girls, I've got this!

Oh no!

Huh?

Phew!

Now where is Jerry?

Jerry!

Sorry, girls.

I seem to have misplaced my ID card.

And I thought I was the forgetful one.

Huh?

Oh my!

My age reversing serum is gone!

But this is new!

I definitely would have remembered

a diamond encrusted tiara.

Let me see.

I don't know.

After all, good accessories like this

don't grow on trees, Sammy.

Ooh, a red hair!

OK, I might be more grossed out if this

weren't an awesome clue.

We'd better analyze that hair right away.

It says the hair belongs to Bertha Bombshell, a 55-year-old

woman from Liverpool, England.

Why, Liverpool's where I spent my youth.

You had a youth?

Oh, sure he did.

Everyone has one.

So, did you know Shakespeare?

Will We'll go to England to check out

this Bertha chick right away.

Ahem!

You'll need these.

Binocular sunglasses for when you really need to get up

close and personal, sugar-free hot and spicy gum,

now hotter and spicier than ever for the optimal sweating

effect, a web sling ring for hitting baddies

with sticky webbing, and a super strong titanium

hair clip that keeps hair and anything else firmly in place.

Oh, perfect!

OK.

Then off you go.

Wait!

In case we get to meet the queen.

I don't want to be under dressed.

WOOHP away!

Huh?

That's it!

Bertha's house.

Now, to come in for a landing.

We've got rain!

Join hands!

Great idea, Sammy!

OK, that was intense.

Look, an air duct!

We should be able to slip inside no probs.

I don't know, it looks a little small.

No worries, the hot and spicy gum

should get us nice and sweaty so we can slide on through.

Maybe we need another piece of gum?

Or not!

Is it hot in here or just me?

Oh!

Nice and sweaty should never be used in the same sentence.

Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

I think I've died and gone to pageant heaven.

Check it out.

Here's Bertha winning the Miss Teen Crumpet England title,

and there's her winning Miss Tower of London.

And look, there she is taking first runner up

in the Miss Fish and Chips contest,

losing out to Miss Flounder.

What could she possibly want with Jerry's serum?

After all, she's totally young and beautiful.

Yeah, except that these were all photos of Bertha

from over 40 years ago.

You don't think?

That Bertha took the age reversing

serum in order to make herself young again

and recapture her youth?

That's exactly what I think.

We've gotta call Jerry right away.

Ouch!

Look, it's Jerry's WOOHP ID.

How odd that he would have misplaced it here.

He didn't misplace it, Bertha took it to gain

access to the WOOHP lab.

But how did she know that it even existed?

Uh--

Hello, girls how's the mission going?

We're at Bertha's house.

She's got your ID and we think Bertha may

have used the serum on herself.

Oh dear.

That's extremely problematic.

If you girls don't get to Bertha right away,

the situation could become quite dire.

She's not home.

Where could she be?

I think I know.

The Miss Planetary Teen Pageant in Monte Carlo and it's today.

Excellent work, spies.

You're to go there right away.

What's wrong, Jer?

Yeah, it looks like you've seen a ghost.

In a way, I have.

Bertha is someone I used to date.

First you're telling us you were young,

and now you're telling us you're used to date?

She was Bertha Cronkshell back in the day.

She was quite the looker and had a great personality,

until she lost the Miss Fish and Chips contest.

She could never eat flounder again.

So that's how Bertha knew about WOOHP.

She must've remembered Jerry worked there and followed

him to the experimental lab.

Yes.

This only makes the situation more pressing.

I'll send the new and improved WOOHP speedboat

to pick you up right away.

The boat is newly equipped with sonic boom box missiles

that deliver a rockin' musical boom,

powerful water spray jets strong enough to keep attackers away,

and an ultimate energy harpoon to help you catch everything

from sharks to bad guys.

Thanks, Jerry.

You're welcome, spies.

Now goodbye and good luck.

Wow!

This must be the place.

No way.

This is the best mission ever!

Welcome to the Grand Von Thump Monte Carlo hotel.

Wow, It's Von Thump-tastic.

Woo hoo!

OK, now I've gone to heaven.

Too bad we can't enjoy any of it.

We've got a mission.

Maybe the injustice you should be reporting on

is that we have to work for Jerry

instead of getting to enjoy a place as opulent as this.

Look!

The beauty queens represent every nation!

Whoa.

I may not be meeting the Queen,

but I'm not going to be the only one around here

without a tiara.

We gotta find Bertha right away.

Jerry said it was quite dire, which

means it must be really bad.

The only problem is with so many redheads

in the competition who all look similar,

how can we be positive which one is Bertha?

Simple.

We go undercover as beauty contestants.

Awesome!

Welcome everyone to the first ever Miss Planetary Teen

Contest, hosted by me, the very grand Ronald Von Thump

at the grand Von Thump hotel, where every day is grand.

We're going to start with the interview

portion of the competition, conducted

by me, Ronald Von Thump.

Let the pageant begin.

Here's our first grand contestant.

Please, tell us who you are, where you're from,

and what your platform is.

Um, I'm Clover.

I'm from WOOHP-topia, and well, when it comes to shoes,

my platform is the higher the better.

I'm Sam.

As I learned in journalism class,

my platform is truth, integrity, and reliable sources.

Thank you.

Uh!

I, um-- like animals.

Hey, wanna see my chicken dance?

Why don't you save that for the grand talent competition?

My platform is doing whatever it takes to get ahead!

Thank you, my dear, that's very ambitious of you.

Did you hear that?

She said she'll do whatever it takes to get ahead.

And she has red hair.

I think we may have found our villain.

There she is.

We'll need a strand of her hair to match

the one we found earlier.

I'm all over it.

Oh!

I was thinking to get one from her brush, but that'll do.

Oopsie.

Whatevs, let's just analyze it already.

It's a match.

She's old Bertha all right.

Or new Bertha, young Bertha?

Whatever Bertha she is, we've got

to help her before the serum does any damage.

Come on.

We know you broke into WOOHP and stole

Jerry's age reversing serum.

And though we don't usually go around helping thieves,

you totally need help, because the serum you stole

is way experimental.

As in, it's about to turn on you any second.

Age reversing serum?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Oh please, lady, we are so onto you.

Yeah!

So you better do what we say before it's too late.

Why should I believe you?

You're just jealous pageant girls

trying to stop me from winning Miss Planetary Teen.

After all I've done to get here, there's no way I'm going

to let you rob me of my title.

We aren't pageant girls, we're WOOHP spies

and we're gonna help you whether you like it or not.

Just once I'd like for one of these experimental gadgets

to be a little less experimental.

If you'll excuse me, it's time for the talent

portion of the competition.

She's getting away!

And she's starting to mutate.

We gotta do something fast!

Aren't all of our contestants grand?

As grand as me, Ronald Von Thump, of course.

And now, for the talent portion of the competition.

Up first, Miss Denmark.

Wow, give a Von Thump round of applause for that power

brand herring fishing, folks.

Thank you, Miss France, another grand performance.

Whoa!

Uhh, thank you, Miss Australia.

And now, Miss England will grace us with her rhythmic gymnastics

tricks.

You are not grand enough for the grand Von Thump hotel.

You have been eliminated from the competition.

If I'm not going to win Miss Planetary Teen,

then no one else is either.

Whoa!

Well, the web sling ring may have malfunctioned,

but the sticky webbing works well.

Too well!

How are we ever gonna escape?

The tiara!

And you're thinking about accessories

at a time like this why?

I'm not, I'm thinking about what the accessory is made of

and that's diamonds!

Way to use your head, Clover.

What can I say?

I have beauty and brains.

Looks like things have gotten worse with Bertha.

It's time to bust our baddie.

Ew, way to experiment with grossness, Jer.

Come on, girls, we gotta stop her!

What the--

Ha ha!

Oh!

Hey, no fair!

I am young!

I am beautiful!

I am the only winner!

We need to do something, something big.

Like what, Sammy?

Like get ourselves a little WOOHP power.

Alex, you stay here and make sure no one gets hurt.

I'm on it!

Clover, come with me.

Ladies, evening gown competition is this way.

No way!

The bad news is, Bertha's going ballistic.

The good news is, one of our experimental gadgets

finally worked.

Whoops.

Launch the sonic boom box missiles!

Uh oh!

Titanium hair clip, do your thing!

Maybe the spray jets will be more effective!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Whoa!

I will not be denied!

Ultimate energy harpoon!

And that concludes the talent portion of our competition.

Bertha.

Jerry, I'm sorry I stole from you.

I just wanted one more win.

Can you ever forgive me, darling?

Ahem.

Sorry, your pageant days are over.

You'll soon be returning to your natural age

once the remaining age reversing serum

is removed from your system.

Pity you never got over losing Miss Fish and Chips.

I was the better fish!

I can't believe what a totally crazy mission we just went on.

All of that just to be young again.

Speaking of crazy, I've decided

on a topic for my expose--

the injustice of age criteria in beauty pageants.

That's a great idea, Sammy!