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THEME SONG: Sam, Clover, Alex.

Whoo!

We arrive at the fashion world.

Yeah.

We are totally spies.

Genuine secret agents.

But we never give in to fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex.

Whoo!

We'll win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S. We are totally spies.

Huh?

This must be the place.

Hm.

Yo, anybody home?

Whoa!

Girls, it's time for Super Mega Dance Party Yo!

The most awesome dance competition ever

recorded live on television.

Oops.

Keyword being "recorded."

It's on DVR, Clover.

Yeah, what's the big rush?

Ugh.

Thanks to my crazy evening class sched, I already

had to wait nine hours, 42 minutes, and 16 seconds

to watch it.

I can't wait a moment longer.

Get ready for some super mega gravity defying moves!

Yeah!

Welcome to Super Mega Dance Party Yo!

I'm your Super Mega Dance host--

Brick Wavebreak.

Oh!

Yeah!

Wow, Brick is super mega hot!

After this week's elimination round, Brick--

that's me-- will host the dance-off to crown

the world's best dancer.

Everything about Brick is super mega-- from his perfect

hair to his perfect tan.

Brick will be right back after this commercial break.

ALL:

Who could that be?

Hi, I'm Bethany.

In case you're wondering, that's spelled

with two Hs, two Ns, and two--

Eeeeeees!

Sorry, who are you?

And how did you get into our penthouse pad?

I just told you, silly.

I'm Bethany-- your new roomie.

ALL: What?

Roomie?

It must be a mistake.

Our closets are-- I mean, our penthouse

is crammed to capacity.

ALL:

Weeee!

Don't worry, I don't take up much space.

Besides, I just know we're all going to be major BFFFs.

What's the extra F stand for?

Best four friends forever.

Will you excuse us for a sec?

Yeah, we have to use the facilities.

Oh, you're all going together?

You know how girls are.

Hmm.

A new roomie?

How could Jerry let this happen?

Chya!

We're international spies who require privacy.

Speaking of Jer, I have this sinking suspicion

we'll be seeing him real soon.

As in right now!

ALL:

Good morning, spies.

I've called you here to inform you of a very

disturbing international trend.

Um, could we speak to the real Jer?

This larger-than-life Jer is beginning to freak me out.

Sorry, WOOHP is experimenting with new decorating materials.

Then baddies will never be able to find you.

Precisely.

Now back to biz as the kids say.

A world-renowned Russian ballerina,

an award-winning Irish jigger, and-- most recently--

an urban dancer who has starred in numerous music videos

have all been reported missing.

That's awful.

What happened to them?

Not a clue, though I have managed

to locate the last known location of the hip hopper's

cell phone in London, England.

I think that's hip hop dancer, Jer.

Oh, yes, of course.

Gadget us up and we'll be on our way.

CLOVER & SAM: Yeah!

Very well.

You'll need your jet pack backpacks, meadow

scented freeze spray hair spray, cherry lip balm, Incredishrink

compact hair dryer, and finally, the quick-dissolve nail polish

remover.

Time to bust a move, spies.

Wait!

What about our wacky roomie sitch?

Ah, yes.

The arrival of Miss Bethany was quite a surprise.

But don't worry, WOOHP's working on it.

Cheerio!

ALL:

I just hope that Bethany isn't getting into any mischief

in our penthouse.

She better not touch the DVR.

Soon as we get back it's just me,

m Super Mega Dance Party Yo, and the dreamy Brick Wavebreak.

Oh.

Hm, London's way tinier than I remembered.

Welcome to London, girls.

See you on the ground.

Uh-oh, this can't be good.

Help me!

Clover!

Try the inflating mode!

Huh?

Totally awesome catch, girls.

That's one point for the home team.

And Now that we're back on solid ground,

we can try and find out what happened

to that missing hip hop dancer.

My compowder says this is the place.

Well, guess there's only one way inside--

the spy way.

Time for a little cherry lip balm.

Awesome move, Alex.

OK, girls, let's spread out and find

some much needed clues.

Hey, check it out--

a piece of shoe lace.

Hip hop dancers do love their fancy sneaks.

It's not much to go on but let's

send it to Jer for analysis.

Hey!

Did I just do that?

Yeah, this place is totally rigged.

Huh?

And whoever rigged it wears a size nine boot.

Good afternoon, spies.

How is the mission proceeding thus far?

We found some footprints and a shoe lace.

Excellent, I'll have the lab analyze them post haste.

Uh, Jer?

Aren't you forgetting something?

Huh?

Oh, and girls?

Since it's 2:00 PM in Mali-U, class starts in 15 minutes.

Better shake a leg.

That's an old English expression

quite fitting of the circumstances,

wouldn't you say?

Girls?

Ah, being a scholar and a spy sure is exhausting.

Totes!

I need an energy smoothie stat.

What's going on over there?

MANDY: Duh!

Super Mega Dance Party Yo is holding

auditions today on campus.

Isn't that right, Trent?

Everything you say is right, Mandy.

Now out of my way so I can sign up, losers!

Come on, we'd better hurry before all the highly coveted

audition spots are taken.

I knew Super Mega Dance Party Yo was popular

but this is nuts.

Well, looks like we'll have to put our dancing dreams on hold.

Not when Brick's on the scene.

ALL:

Brick Wavebreak?

What are you doing here?

Mali-U has the best dance program in the country.

Brick wanted to make sure he hadn't left even one

super mega dancer undiscovered.

So he's holding a once in a lifetime, last chance,

bonus audition for next week's live dance-off.

See you ladies at the theater.

So what are we waiting for, girls?

Time to get our Super Mega Dance Party on, yo!

Next.

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Dancers are graceful.

You are not.

Next!

You're cute.

We should totally hang out sometime.

BRICK: Date on your own time.

Next!

Huh?

Dancers dance.

Next.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Brava!

Oh!

You are the best dancer Brick has ever seen.

I am?

Brick officially invites you to be in the Super

Mega dance-off finale, which starts

in one hour at my LA studio.

I thought you said the finale was next week.

Thanks to the magic of television--

today is next week.

All I know is I'm in a dance-off!

Dance-off, yeah.

Uh, is that a cow udder chandelier?

BETHANY: Yee-haw!

Our dorm just went from super hot to super not.

I think I speak for all of us when I say utterly hideous.

I wanted the place to have a more homey feel.

Ugh!

You moved into my room?

It's the only room with an eastern exposure.

Early to bed, early to rise.

What happened to all my totally cute clothes?

Now we look like besties, bestie.

Hey!

Somebody drank all my milk.

No, silly, I'm using it for our first BFFF bonding

activity-- butter churnin'.

Fresh butter on freshly picked corn?

Yers!

Before I let you girls take a turn,

there's just one thing that needs to be explained.

How could you do this to our totally posh pad?

No.

Where did you disappear to earlier?

Can you excuse us for a sec?

Uh, yeah, there's just something

we need from Clover's room so--

You're all going together?

Again?

You know how girls are.

We have a major crisis, Jer.

Yes, I'm aware.

Lab analysis of the shoe lace revealed traces

of the hip hop dancer's DNA.

It's even worse than that.

I may be forced to look like I escaped from a rodeo.

Did the footprints reveal anything about the perpetrator?

Because the footprints only show a left foot pattern,

it seems to indicate that our villain only has one leg.

Whoa!

That's way freaky.

Sam, Clover, Alex?

Argh!

Not as freaky as that.

Oh, my.

Oh, don't worry, girls.

I'm working on it.

Uh-oh, the dance-off starts in 10 minutes.

We'd better hurry.

If Bethany won't play nice I say we freeze her out.

Time for some meadow scented freeze spray hair spray.

BETHANY:

Now to see which one of you has

a leg up on the competition.

COMPUTER: This the best you got?

No match-- fail.

Like, hello, I have better things to do, you know.

Fail.

You disgust me.

Fail.

Is it me or are dancers the only people on earth who can

pull of these crazy get

Uh-oh!

In all the craziness we totally forgot my killer costume.

One finale appropriate number--

coming right up.

Wow!

Awesome look, Clover.

Great, you're just in time.

Alex, you're up first.

Wait, I'm-- I'm--

I'm first?

Don't worry, you'll do great.

Break a leg!

Better hope not.

Welcome to Super Mega Dance Party Yo!

I'm your super mega dance host, Brick Wavebreak.

Now let's welcome our first dancer to the stage

for the dance-off finale.

What the--

I thought Alex was first.

So did I. We better go check on her.

This feather is from Alex's costume.

What?

Looks like there's a secret room underneath the studio.

Yeah!

Time to shrink us down to size.

Incredishrink compact hair dryer-- do your thing.

I've Always wondered what it would be like to be a mouse.

Sammy, look!

Don't worry, Alex, we're coming.

BRICK: Not so fast, my wee ones.

CLOVER: Hands off the merch.

ALEX: Take that.

Ha-ya!

As if two teeny-tiny troublemakers

could ever stand in the way of my super mega dancing dream.

I don't get it.

Why is Brick doing this?

Maybe he's disgruntled on account of his super mega case

of funky foot odor.

Pee-ew.

You think it's easy being from a family of dancers,

and then being the only person in the history of mankind

to have ever been born like this?

CLOVER & SAM:

That explains the freaky footprints.

There isn't a one-legged villain, just

a villain with two left feet.

I've spent my entire life searching for the right foot

to steal and make my own.

Now, thanks to my trusty machine,

I will switch feet with Alex and fulfill

my super mega dancing dream.

Hurry, I only have 60 seconds until the last performer

finishes his lame dance routine.

COMPUTER: I'm scanning as fast as I can.

Oh!

I can't believe this-- she's a match.

CLOVER & SAM:

Ew!

No way.

Ugh, that is so wrong.

A

Time to win the title of world's best dancer!

Brick's not our only problem.

The Incredishrink compact hair dryer is wearing off.

Ugh.

I think that is the first time a gadget malfunction

has actually saved us.

Hurry!

We've got dancers to free.

The quick-dissolve nail polish remover

will make short work of that.

Next-- follow my foot.

Thanks.

Brick's freaky man foot may take a little getting used to.

You've seen the rest.

Now it's the best.

As in-- world's best dancer.

Smooth, wow!

Wow, Alex, your right foot is totally amazing.

Thanks!

Girls, focus.

We have a twinkle toes to tap out.

Looks like I underestimated your passion for the dance.

Nice try, jitterbug.

You can't ditch me that easily.

BRICK: Time for a new dance partner.

No one dips and drops my bestie.

Oh, sorry, but my dance card is full.

How do I control this crazy foot?

Huh?

Oh, mm.

Give it up, Brick!

I shall never give up the dance.

Hey!

Argh!

This wasn't part of the routine.

Cool!

Wow!

Hey!

Huh?

Brick's freaky left foot only moves left?

Hahaha!

Time to award myself the trophy.

Not so fast, mambo king.

This time we lead.

Why won't you nosy girls back off?

The foot is mine!

Alex, time to put this dancer in limbo.

World's best dance troop?

Cool!

Who knew we had it in us?

Great job, spies.

The WOOHP cruise ship could use a good dance instructor.

Uh, Jer.

Aren't you forgetting something?

AKA my freaky man foot?

Alex, we'll use the machine to set your foot right.

And what about our new roomie?

As for Bethany--

it was a simple case of hacking into the Mali-U housing

computer and reassigning her to another room.

I wonder what poor sap got stuck

with Bethany for the semester.

Ah.

Welcome home, roomie!

Yee-haw!

Trent!

Fix this!