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How? Why?
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Who?
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Family meeting!
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Despite our warnings,
once again,
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one of you
damaged the car.
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Why do you assume
it was one of us?
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[Tom]
The broken antenna.
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[Georgie]
Sorry!
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[Suzy]
Bologna in the CD player.
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- Really?
- [Ethan] Sorry!
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[Tom]
And let's not forget...
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What the...?
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- ...the tire swing.
- [Lewie & Beast] Sorry!
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Yeah, it was totally
one of us.
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That car does not need
any help from you kids.
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It's very capable
of falling apart on its own.
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Yeah, just ask
our mechanic.
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It already paid
for his cruise to Alaska.
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Whoever did this will be
on lockdown for a month
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and will work off the repair
bill doing chores.
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Lockdown's never good,
but vacation's about to start.
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That means whoever did this
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won't even get
to escape to school.
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Yes, I said,
"escape to school."
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The fact that school
is better than lockdown
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says everything you need to know
about how bad this is.
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When I got back
from the store this morning,
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the car was fine.
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So where's everyone been
since then?
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I was busy doing
a creative project.
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I'm so glad you asked
to learn to knit.
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It's wonderful
for children.
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Very calming.
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Your gloves don't have
any fingers.
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That's because
they're handcuffs.
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Beast and I were also doing
a creative project.
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[laughs]
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Popcorn pillow.
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Oh!
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That's why my hair
smells like butter.
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And why we're out of all
the popcorn I just bought.
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I didn't do it.
I was, uh...
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in the kitchen
eating mango.
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I remember, because I was
using the good fork.
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- You were with me.
- Oh, phew.
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I don't know where that
"good fork" story was going.
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And then there were two.
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Don't look at me.
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I was up in the attic playing
roll-ball.
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Got anyone to back up
that story?
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No, I was by myself.
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Congratulations,
you're suspect number one.
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Well, I'm off the hook.
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I was in my room
working on a new invention.
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- Was anyone with you?
- No.
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Working with other people there
is basically me just going,
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"Quiet, please."
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"Quiet."
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"Be quiet or I'll tear
your face off!"
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I can vouch for that part.
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Looks like we have
two suspects.
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Which one of you did it?
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Fess up.
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[clears throat]
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[both clearing throat]
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Guys, everyone else
has an alibi.
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Someone has to own up to this.
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Don't make us
punish you both.
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Harley, Ethan, you two
are headed to Diaz Court.
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[both]
What?
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Really? Are we doing this?
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{\an8}I guess we're doing this.
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{\an8}♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
Things are out of control ♪
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♪ Like you're living
In a circus ♪
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♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
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♪ Trying to figure out
Your way in the world ♪
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♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
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♪ Where you're at
Is kind of perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up, turn it up ♪
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♪ Do your thing
Don't stop ♪
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♪ Let the game begin
Let's jump right in ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ In the middle
Of the party ♪
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♪ We're just getting started ♪
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♪ I want to get
Stuck with you ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ In the eye of the tornado ♪
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♪ Rowing in the same boat ♪
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♪ I want to get
Stuck with you ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Get stuck in the middle
With you ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I want to get
Stuck with you ♪
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{\an8}Whenever there's
a disagreement
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{\an8}with no way to prove
who's right or wrong,
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{\an8}we go to Diaz Court.
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{\an8}I didn't do this,
so Ethan must have.
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{\an8}I'm going to help him backpedal
his way out of this one
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{\an8}so we can avoid this trial.
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{\an8}Why are you
walking like that?
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{\an8}Because I'm here to help.
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{\an8}Now listen,
we both know
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{\an8}sometimes people make mistakes
and don't admit it right away.
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{\an8}Then it's hard to go back.
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{\an8}But that's what a BFTFs
are for,
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{\an8}to help you out
when you're in a jam.
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{\an8}I appreciate
your confession.
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What can I do to help?
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My confession?
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I didn't do this.
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You did.
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[laughs]
I can see you're new at this.
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So why don't you
moonwalk on out,
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come back in
and try re-confessing?
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That was a backpedal.
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Which you should start doing,
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since we all know
you like to go in the car,
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roll up the windows and use it
as a recording studio.
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You probably knocked
the car out of gear.
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Except I wasn't in the car.
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And we all know you use it
to video-chat with Aidan
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because it's the best place
to boost Ms. Peters' Wi-Fi.
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But not today.
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Come on, Ethan,
we both know
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there's only one way
to avoid going to Diaz Court.
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So...
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[clears throat]
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[clears throat]
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[both clearing throat]
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Justice is about
to be served
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in the case of
"Who Crashed the Car."
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[Harley]
In Diaz court,
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each kid is randomly
assigned a role
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using the Role-R Cage.
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Mom and Dad
are always the jury.
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Did you or did you not state
you were, quote,
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"peckish" for a sweet treat
on a stick?
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Yeah, I...
I-I did say that.
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But I didn't
eat the pop.
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Or maybe I did.
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You make
a very good case.
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[Harley]
The crucial decisions
rest with them.
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So have you made up
your mind?
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I'm leaning toward
the Thai place.
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The first decision being
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what lunch to order
for themselves
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in the jury room.
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Thai...
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The judge will be...
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Georgie.
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Oh, no, please,
I hate making decisions.
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You know what?
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I just remembered,
I drove the car into the garage.
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- Case closed.
- Nice try.
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Go get the powdered wig.
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And the court reporter is...
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- Daphne.
- Oh, come on.
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All the court reporter does
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is write down
what other people say.
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I'm the only one in the family
that says stuff
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that should be remembered.
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And the lawyer for Ethan is...
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Lewie.
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Yes! Lewie's the best.
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He's undefeated.
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Thanks.
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From now on, you say nothing
before running it by me.
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I guess that means
Harley's lawyer is...
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[Harley]
Did I mention Beast
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is the losing-est lawyer
in the family?
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You're in good hands.
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Well, you will be as soon
as I unglue these three fingers.
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[hip-hop music playing]
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Court reporter in the house!
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For the record,
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that is not how the court
reporter enters the room.
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Please write that down
once you finish dancing.
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[turns music off]
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My lawyer said
he would be here.
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Where were you?
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Preparing my opening statement.
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I've laid out
a six-part defense.
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I go into motive, bias,
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and other words
I looked up on the Internet.
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I'm impressed.
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{\an8}Time for opening statements
in the matter of BFTF v BFTF.
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Shouldn't it be "B-F-I-T-F?"
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I mean, it's Best Friend
in the Family--
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you know, never mind.
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Here we go.
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- [whirring and grinding]
- My notes!
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A court reporter
doesn't get to use a shredder.
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You don't tell me
how to do my job,
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and I won't tell you
how to do yours.
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Now what?
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Guess I'll just
have to wing it
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like I did
with my other clients.
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Uh, this doesn't look
so good for--
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Oh, come on!
Give me a chance.
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As we begin this trial,
I would ask the jurors
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to direct their attention
to the TV.
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Baby Ethan.
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Adorable. Innocent.
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Angelic.
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And his first word?
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"Love."
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[both gasp]
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You didn't say anything
about the case.
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And my first word
was "shoe."
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The case?
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What does that have to do
with anything?
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I play the emotion.
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And now the opening statement
for Harley.
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"Justice penalty
the jury my sisters
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Ethan ladies and gentleman
hello."
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These are in the wrong order!
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Judge, may I have time
to re-tape?
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Objection! We already wasted
half an hour
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watching him piece together
that word vomit.
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Guys, pick a number
between 1 and 12.
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- Two.
- Eight.
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Four. Lewie is closest.
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Sustained.
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You can't decide things
by rolling dice.
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This is a courtroom,
not a casino.
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It's a living room,
and you know Judge Georgie
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gets flustered easily.
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The only decision I can make
is I'm not coming home
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until Diaz court is over.
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It's a powdered wig.
Get over it.
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My ruling is final.
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You don't need
all those notes.
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Just say the big ideas.
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One person here
will be found guilty.
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The other, not guilty.
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Thank you.
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[Lewie] So you claim you could
not have damaged the car
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because you were elsewhere
at the time of the incident.
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Where were you?
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The attic.
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Ah. The attic.
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Playing roll-ball,
no doubt.
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And did you set
a high score
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that would prove you were
in the attic at the time?
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Uh, no.
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And why not?
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And remember,
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you're under oath.
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I'm not very good.
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[Lewie]
What was that?
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I'm bad at roll-ball, okay?
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The only win I've ever had
was against Deathne.
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Yes! Ha!
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Sad. The man can only
beat a doll.
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00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:18,624
I think it's fair to say
he's so bad at roll-ball--
257
00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:20,374
terrible, really--
258
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:23,332
that it's plausible he spent
hours in the attic
259
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,874
practicing with nothing
to show for it,
260
00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:26,582
because he's terrible.
261
00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:27,875
They get it.
262
00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,749
Hmm. I remember
hearing someone
263
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,165
stomping around
up there yesterday.
264
00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:35,707
I guess, based on alibis,
it had to be Ethan.
265
00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:38,000
You're the judge,
not a witness.
266
00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:41,874
Look at their faces.
267
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,999
That's a solid alibi.
268
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,958
Even I'm starting to think
he didn't do it.
269
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,499
Me too.
270
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,000
Wish he was my client.
271
00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:54,415
So at the time of the crash,
272
00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:56,957
you were working on this
shoe-dirt knocker-off-er?
273
00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:59,624
Yes, and it's called
the Mat-o-Matic.
274
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,582
It's a special doormat
to clean your shoes
275
00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:02,999
before you go
in the house.
276
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,332
Objection! Boring!
277
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,832
It'll help the whole family.
278
00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:09,624
Ah. Help...
279
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:12,124
the whole family.
280
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:14,624
Is that something
a criminal would say?
281
00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:17,166
Objection!
Kissing up to the jury.
282
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:19,707
[dice rattle]
283
00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:21,000
- Four!
- Five!
284
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,707
Six. Overruled.
285
00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:25,000
Yes! I win!
286
00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:29,708
[pants ripping]
287
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:40,874
That's it?
288
00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:43,457
I partied so hard
I blew out my pants.
289
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,082
Not sure what more
you want.
290
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,874
Don't you want to mention
how yesterday was the only day
291
00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:49,374
I could've worked
on the invention,
292
00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:51,291
which proves my alibi?
293
00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:58,124
Sure, let's hear more
about that.
294
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,415
[sighs]
295
00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:01,415
I had to be working
on my invention,
296
00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:03,707
because I hadn't even received
the most important part
297
00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:05,332
until that morning.
298
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,082
And I can prove it.
299
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:09,582
Yes, I signed for your package
yesterday.
300
00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:11,332
House bursting at the seams
with children,
301
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,332
yet never anyone
to sign for a delivery.
302
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:18,082
Anyway, yes, Harley picked up
the package around 10:00 a.m.
303
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:20,832
I told her I was always happy
to help a young inventor.
304
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,624
And just so you know,
my purpose in life
305
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:23,874
isn't to serve
as a "storage" center
306
00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:26,125
for your mail order
doodads.
307
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,415
So my client could not have
picked up the part at 10:00,
308
00:13:30,416 --> 00:13:34,875
crashed the car and still had
time to complete her invention.
309
00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:38,957
Yeah! Uh-huh.
310
00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:39,958
Uh-huh.
311
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:42,999
[bangs gavel
312
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,874
Cease and desist
on the victory dance.
313
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:46,999
I'm seeing a little
too much tush back here.
314
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,415
[sighs]
315
00:13:48,416 --> 00:13:50,707
Yes, way too much.
316
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:52,707
That's a lovely brooch
you have, Miss Peters.
317
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:53,999
Thank you.
318
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,499
Tell me,
were you wearing it
319
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:58,290
at the time you committed
mail fraud?
320
00:13:58,291 --> 00:13:59,707
Excuse me?
321
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,874
In order for you to know
what was in that package,
322
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:02,957
you would've had to open it.
323
00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:04,582
[Bethany]
I would never.
324
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,165
It's against the law
to open someone else's mail.
325
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,749
Oh, dear.
326
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,582
Then I guess you can't
say for sure
327
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,957
Harley's invention part
was in that package.
328
00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:15,624
And therefore,
you can't say
329
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:17,583
Harley was working
on her invention.
330
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,165
Maybe she was working
on something else.
331
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:25,457
Like, say, video chatting
with your nephew
332
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:27,291
and smashing the car
into the garage?
333
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:32,082
It's making me uncomfortable
how much Harley's losing.
334
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:33,333
We need to take a break.
335
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:37,999
Looks like Lewie's
winning streak
336
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,957
isn't going to be ending
anytime soon.
337
00:14:39,958 --> 00:14:41,832
It's pretty clear
you didn't do it.
338
00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:43,415
And I know you didn't
do it either.
339
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,457
When you're lying, you throw
your hands up and walk away.
340
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:47,749
And you didn't do that.
341
00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:50,166
BFTF. You know me.
342
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,582
But the trial's
not going my way,
343
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,124
so I'm just going
to plead guilty.
344
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:56,707
What? No.
345
00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:59,624
Maybe we can get Lewie
to pin it on Rachel.
346
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,415
She's an ocean away,
but he's good.
347
00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:04,165
No. One of us
has to take the blame.
348
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:07,124
There's no point in both of us
going to lockdown.
349
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:09,707
I'll be your character witness,
so Mom and Dad go easy on you.
350
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,082
And they probably will.
351
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,374
After all,
my first word was "love."
352
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:15,165
It was "shoe."
353
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,000
Wow, we do know
each other.
354
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:20,874
Court is back in session.
355
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,582
Also, be advised
I'm moving from dice
356
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,624
to One Potato, Two Potato.
357
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,124
No need.
358
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,207
I'm going to end this thing.
359
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,583
[Beast]
Wait!
360
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,582
I'd like to call
a surprise witness.
361
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:34,874
I object.
362
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,290
That's our Peeby and Jay car.
363
00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:39,082
Plus, Harley's already had
a surprise witness.
364
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:41,707
Daphne's been on the razor's
edge of a tantrum all day.
365
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,290
I'm not telling her "no."
366
00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:44,707
[scoffs]
367
00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:47,583
I call to the stand
Captain Sasha Phluff.
368
00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:52,124
Ethan says he was in the attic,
369
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,249
but we all know he records
his music in the car.
370
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,499
According to the time stamp,
371
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:59,249
a song was uploaded
to our cloud yesterday,
372
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,458
and then deleted right after
our family meeting.
373
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,375
So, Ethan was in the car.
374
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,125
And he tried
to cover it up!
375
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:12,415
You did it,
376
00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:14,208
and you were going to let me
take the blame?
377
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,874
I-I... uh...
378
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,207
I can't believe it.
379
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:22,458
Turns out the "B" in BFTF
stands for "betrayal."
380
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,124
It's not how it looks.
381
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,415
Really?
382
00:16:34,416 --> 00:16:36,624
Because it looks like
you lied to my face.
383
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:39,832
And worse, you were going
to let me take the punishment.
384
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,957
Luckily, Phluff was
on the case.
385
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:43,874
And she's one heck of a cop.
386
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:45,749
I swear, I didn't do it.
387
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,249
Then play the song.
388
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:48,875
Show us you're not
hiding something.
389
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,582
I can't.
390
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,957
And I want to believe you,
but I can't.
391
00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:56,457
Harley, look, it's--
392
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,624
Save it for the stand.
393
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:00,333
You're my next witness.
394
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,958
[sighs]
395
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:08,957
I swear,
I can do this.
396
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:10,374
I changed my pants
and everything.
397
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:12,415
I'm sorry.
But if this goes my way,
398
00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:14,291
you can still
do the victory dance.
399
00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:19,332
Shouldn't Beast
be asking questions?
400
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:22,290
The judge is using a meat
tenderizer and rolling dice.
401
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,999
I think the ship has sailed
on protocol.
402
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,290
Yeah.
403
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:28,332
If there's one thing
I know about Ethan Diaz,
404
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:31,333
it's that he never
deletes a song for good.
405
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:34,583
No matter how many times
we ask him to.
406
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,374
So, I ask that the witness
let us hear that recording.
407
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,416
I can't.
408
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,707
Because he knows
it also contains the sound
409
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:48,750
of the car smashing
into the garage.
410
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,457
I think we all know
who's lying here today.
411
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:55,707
[sighs]
412
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,333
I rest my case.
413
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,375
The end.
414
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,375
Hey, that was the end, right?
415
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,707
Now it's up to the jury.
416
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:16,332
Hopefully Mom and Dad
see through Ethan's fake story
417
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,457
faster than I did.
418
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:20,624
I'm just sorry I couldn't
help you more.
419
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:23,332
Hey, you did your best.
420
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:26,499
You put on a suit
and blew out the pants.
421
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,374
But no one wants me
as their lawyer.
422
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,999
Everyone wants Lewie.
423
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,457
That's not true.
424
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:33,999
He's the one
who always wins.
425
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,874
He has the fancy words,
the glasses.
426
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:39,499
He even beat me
at being born.
427
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,625
Just once, I wanted
to save the day.
428
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,707
You can't without proof.
429
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,458
And we had none.
430
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:51,124
Yeah, it's weird Ethan
would delete a file
431
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,999
when the cloud gets backed up
to Dad's laptop.
432
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,457
What?
433
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:56,707
It does?
434
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,457
Yeah, Rachel set it up
435
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:01,457
after I erased her fashion vlogs
by mistake.
436
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,458
That came out fast.
437
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:07,415
That means the file
Ethan deleted
438
00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:09,082
is still on Dad's laptop.
439
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,457
If I find it,
I'll have the evidence I need
440
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,124
to crack this case wide open.
441
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:15,874
Beast, you did save the day.
442
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,582
Without even meaning to.
443
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,457
Nice!
444
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,624
I'll take you
as my lawyer anytime.
445
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:24,582
Thanks, but I'd rather
be court reporter,
446
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,457
now that I know
they get to shred stuff.
447
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:27,750
[laughs]
448
00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:31,749
Look what I got.
449
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,582
And it's all ours.
450
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,499
I had the delivery guy
meet me at Bethany's.
451
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,082
I was afraid the kids
would smell the egg rolls.
452
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,499
Genius.
453
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,582
I hope another kid
does something wrong soon.
454
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:42,624
There's an Indian place
that just opened.
455
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:43,750
- Ooh.
- [cell phone rings]
456
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:47,707
Hello?
457
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:48,999
Oh.
458
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,624
You're kidding me.
459
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,000
Ooh, that changes
everything.
460
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,457
All right, thanks for
letting me know.
461
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,165
Huh. We have our verdict.
462
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:59,708
I didn't even get
to open my chopsticks.
463
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,582
Yes! That's what
I'm looking for.
464
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,874
Ethan, you are so going down.
465
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:10,582
Ugh, how many times
am I going to mess this up?
466
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:14,875
All right, video invite
to Harley's quince, take nine.
467
00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:18,499
[camera whirring]
468
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:22,125
Hey, guys. E-man here with
a message about my best friend.
469
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:26,749
♪ Special rapping invite
Coming your way ♪
470
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:30,165
♪ We're doing it for Harley
For her quinceañera day ♪
471
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:32,082
Oh, no.
472
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,458
This is what he didn't
want me to hear.
473
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:38,499
[Daphne]
Great, you're back.
474
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,708
Let's end this and eat
the Chinese food Dad snuck in.
475
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,874
Phluff misses nothing.
476
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,458
Where's Harley?
477
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,707
I'm guilty. It was me.
478
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,500
Punish me.
479
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,457
What are you
talking about?
480
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:55,624
Super shocking plea
coming your way.
481
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:57,165
E-man didn't do it.
482
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:58,999
That's all I got to say.
483
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
You found the song.
484
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:03,582
Not sure what this is,
485
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,582
but we reached
a different verdict.
486
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,499
Yeah. Uh...
487
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,999
I got a call
from our mechanic.
488
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,207
It turns out the car
has a faulty transmission.
489
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,499
It can slip out of gear
for almost no reason.
490
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,874
[Suzy]
That must be why it rolled
into the garage.
491
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,874
No one did it...
this time.
492
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:21,707
So, sorry for suspecting you...
this time.
493
00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:22,832
[sighs]
494
00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:24,832
"Sorry" was a little
buried in there.
495
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:26,625
But thanks.
496
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:30,707
I just want to take off
this itchy wig.
497
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,582
Case closed!
498
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:33,957
{\an8}[all cheer]
499
00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:36,749
{\an8}[Harley]
In the case of BFTF v BFTF,
500
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:40,958
{\an8}the Diaz family court concludes
a mistrial.
501
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:45,624
[Ethan on computer]
♪ Special rapping invite
Coming your way ♪
502
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:48,624
♪ We're doing it for Harley
For her quinceañera day ♪
503
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:51,707
♪ It's gonna be dope
It's gonna be lit ♪
504
00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:54,207
♪ It's for her 15th birthday
Which is gonna be a hit ♪
505
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:57,499
♪ She's a schemin', dreamin'
Invention-makin' wiz ♪
506
00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,499
♪ Never failed her family
Never failed a quiz ♪
507
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,999
♪ Always working hard
Keeping us together ♪
508
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,582
♪ That's why we celebrate
Regardless of the weather ♪
509
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:09,207
{\an8}West 18th, y'all.
Details in the e-mail below.
510
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:12,749
{\an8}Yo. E-Man out.
511
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,499
{\an8}[all cheer]
512
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,707
{\an8}That was so good!
513
00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:17,207
{\an8}[Harley]
Life is tricky.
514
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:19,582
{\an8}It's not always easy to know
who's on your side.
515
00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:21,999
{\an8}But even when
there's reasonable doubt,
516
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,583
{\an8}there are some people
you should always believe in.
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