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Harley, you're too kind.
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And how about another
bowl for my friend?
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I like mine
with extra butter.
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And replace the popcorn
with macaroni and cheese.
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That's for Aidan,
he's coming over to watch TV.
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Go find someone else to annoy.
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If you need suggestions,
Ethan's upstairs.
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Why do you think
we're down here?
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You know, we're getting tired
of you always kicking us out
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every time Aidan comes over.
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Especially when you combine
that with all the other
times you kicked us out.
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I'm sorry we helped convince
you to hang out with that guy.
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Well, it turned out
to be great advice.
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I have new found respect
for you two.
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- [Aidan] Hi, Harley!
- Get out!
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Go, monkeys, go!
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So, what are we watching?
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Well, since yesterday
you sat through the
"Shouty Housewives" with me,
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I'm going to watch
the first season of
"Ow, That Hurts!" with you.
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See, it's things like that
that have made
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these past couple weeks
so special.
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Speaking of special,
I got you something.
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My first gift from a boy
whose last name isn't Diaz.
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It's probably flowers,
or candy,
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or a charm bracelet.
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Which reaction says
"I really love it" most?
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Combination gasp and aww?
[gasp] Aww!
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Or should I get emotional?
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Can't find the words?
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Yes, that's the one.
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You got me a wrench?
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I can't find the words.
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I really can't find
the words.
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The other day you were working
on your mini-sea drone
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and couldn't finish
because you needed a wrench
with extra reach.
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- You remembered?
- Yup.
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This is made
of a tungsten alloy.
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Your favorite.
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it's got
a slip-resistant handle,
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and a tapered jaw
for work in tight spaces.
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I couldn't find
anything for that.
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I tracked down some guy
in Canada who makes
his own tools.
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He also makes personalized
pliers, if that's your thing.
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Aidan, this gift...
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I really, really can't
find the words.
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Aidan got me this
and all I got him
was a bowl of popcorn
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that Lewie and Beast
had pawed over.
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A wrench?
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Can I take a picture of that
and send it to Chloe?
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She'll think the ping-pong net
I got her isn't so bad.
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Don't you get it?
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This is the perfect gift
for me.
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Somehow, Aidan knew what
I needed even more than I did.
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Now I have to get him something
just as thoughtful.
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Is that what Chloe expects?
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Ugh.
Maybe we should break up.
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Why did Aidan have to nail it
on the first try?
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I could kill that wrench guy
in Canada.
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Come on, you're the one
who always makes Mom
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the perfect Mother's Day gift.
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Remember that one year,
you lost the car
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and still had her
crying tears of joy?
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That's it!
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I'll make him a gift.
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I just have to figure out
what he'd want.
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While you're at it,
can you make something
to give Chloe?
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Here.
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- A flipper?
- You got her a ping pong net.
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Anything is better
than that.
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
Things are out of control ♪
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♪ Like you're living
In a circus ♪
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♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
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♪ Trying to figure out
Your way in the world ♪
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♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
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♪ Where you're at
Is kind of perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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♪ Do your thing
Don't stop ♪
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♪ Let the game begin
Let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I want to get
Stuck with you ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ In the middle
Of the party ♪
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♪ We're just getting started ♪
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♪ I want to get
Stuck with you ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ In the eye of the tornado ♪
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♪ Rowing in the same boat ♪
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♪ I want to get
Stuck with you ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Get stuck in the middle
With you ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I want to get
Stuck with you ♪
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Okay, Aidan's first
gift to me was great,
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but wait until he sees
what I got for him.
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It's personal, unique,
and I made it myself.
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Winner? Harley.
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Not that gift-giving
is a competition,
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though, you know,
it kind of is.
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{\an8}Hey.
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{\an8}I got your text to
"meet me at the swing-sweat."
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{\an8}Good thing I speak
auto-correct.
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{\an8}What's this?
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{\an8}I was thinking about
how awesome your gift was,
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{\an8}so I wanted to get
a little something for you.
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{\an8}And as you might
know this by now,
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{\an8}but I don't do
"little" anything.
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{\an8}Whoa, first gift.
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{\an8}Warning:
I might get emotional.
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{\an8}Ta-da.
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It's our announcement
booth at school.
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Those two are us.
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Oh, check this out...
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[Harley's voice]
You are the worst!
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{\an8}You're rude, self-centered,
obnoxious, rude.
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{\an8}Did I say rude twice?
Yeah.
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{\an8}That's because you're twice
as rude as anyone I ever met!
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[chuckling]
It's funny, right?
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{\an8}The audio was easier
to get than you'd expect.
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{\an8}Turns out, most of the school
recorded it.
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{\an8}Um, yeah.
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{\an8}It's very...
detailed.
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Why exactly would you want
to remember this moment?
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Because it shows
how far we've come.
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We can laugh about it now.
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It's funny, right?
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Well, he got emotional,
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just not exactly the emotion
I was hoping for. [sighs]
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You know Mom and Georgie
already left for that dance
competition, right?
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I thought you'd be plopped
on the couch, watching TV.
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First, I have to do
one thing for Mom--
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secure these frames
and her decoupaged plate
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to the shelves.
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Nice.
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So the one clean plate
in the house,
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you want to hang up
on the wall?
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Your mom's not even home.
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We can eat out
of coffee mugs.
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Doing this isn't
gonna take long.
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After that, it's Dad TV.
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No British accents,
no brides choosing dresses.
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It's apes on horseback,
carrying swords,
blowing things up.
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Congratulations!
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One of you lucky dogs gets
to take us to laser tag.
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Sorry, can't.
I'm...
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doing something
that's not that.
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Alright, Dad.
Grab the keys, let's go.
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I can't either.
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Doing a big project
for mom.
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Going to take most
of the day.
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Save it, Dad.
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We know "Medieval Monkey Wars"
is on TV today.
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Look, I took you
to laser tag last week,
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and it cost me 90 bucks.
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When you have that much,
we'll talk.
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Okay. Can we borrow 90 bucks?
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No.
Two reasons.
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One, I don't have it.
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Also, this a great
opportunity for you guys
to make your own money.
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Business ideas, go.
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Golf ball retrievers.
Pro athletes.
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Live mannequins
in a children's dress shop!
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Selling brownies.
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Lots of good stuff here.
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Let's focus on the brownies.
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There you go!
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You'll get that 90 bucks...
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...in about a month.
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See you shortly,
Sir Monkey the Exploder.
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I don't think you're seeing
how funny this is.
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Let me get
to the best part.
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[Harley's voice]
Drumming on the desk!
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Drumming on the fence!
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Drum drum drum drum
drum drum drum!
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I sound crazy, right?
It's hilarious!
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Usually, you only say
"drum" like once,
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but I said it, like,
a whole bunch of times!
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You sure did.
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If I wanted to remember
this moment,
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this is totally
the best version.
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It accurately depicts
what is forever seared
into my mind.
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You're right.
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I was trying to be clever
and cute and personal,
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but this is terrible.
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I'm sorry.
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No, come on.
It's really...
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great.
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Plus, I didn't have to worry
about getting emotional.
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So... wins all around.
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We blew it.
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I need a do-over,
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but I don't know him
well enough to do a do-over.
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What do I do?
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First I need
to stop saying "do."
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Then I have to figure out
his perfect gift, and fast.
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His birthday is right
around the corner...
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I think.
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Yeah, I've really got
to get to know this guy.
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Check it out.
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Oh no, is Harley
counterfeiting now?
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That seems like
a line-cross.
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A lady came and bought
all our brownies.
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She said we were so cute.
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That was my contribution.
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She was looking at me.
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A hundred bucks
for brownies?
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She made us promise
when we grew up and saw
some kids selling brownies,
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we'd do the same thing.
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[laughing]
Yeah, like that's
gonna happen.
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So you can take us
to laser tag now.
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And if you get us
there fast,
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we will buy you dinner.
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All right,
deal's a deal.
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As soon as I hang
Mom's plate.
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Which I can't
seem to find.
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I left it right here.
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First time making brownies,
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and they're way better
than Mom's.
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Either we're great
or she's terrible.
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Right?
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[gasps]
You guys ate too many.
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Now this doesn't look full.
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Where's the plate now?
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I guess we sold it
with the brownies.
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When a lady flashes a Benjamin,
you don't think details.
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Guys, Mom made that plate.
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She's going to be furious.
You have to get it back.
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Okay.
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We'll just check our paperwork
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to see what that lady put down
as her forwarding address.
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- We took that?
- Of course not!
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So you're telling me
we lost Mom's plate?!
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- What are we going to do?
- We?
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You're the one who left it where
us Littles could touch it.
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Everyone knows
we're a menace.
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Which is also your fault.
You raised us.
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Okay, so discipline
starts now.
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No one's going to laser tag
until I figure this out.
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We kind of walked
right into that.
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How can we help?
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That plate had some of your
mom's favorite pictures
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from that phone she lost!
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She didn't lose it,
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she just didn't want to dig
it out of a port-a potty.
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Okay, what if
we recreate the photos
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and glue them
on a new plate?
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She won't notice.
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Maybe she won't notice.
248
00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:19,457
Oh, I pray
she won't notice.
249
00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:22,999
Told you we weren't
the only ones afraid of Mom.
250
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,249
I came up with a plan
to figure out what
Aidan wants.
251
00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,082
Well, it's not really a plan.
252
00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:29,457
It's more of a scheme.
253
00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:31,957
Sure, I'm up
for playing a game.
254
00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:33,457
What kind?
255
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:37,374
It's time to play
America's favorite family game
256
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,124
"Who Knows Who Best?"
257
00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:41,457
What's going on?
258
00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:45,207
You know my family,
always playing wacky games.
259
00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:46,874
This is a favorite.
260
00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:48,457
We've never
played this before.
261
00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:51,082
I made it up just to get
personal info on Aidan.
262
00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,582
I mean, I guess I could have
talked to him for hours
263
00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:55,457
and found out what he wants
that way, but come on,
264
00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:58,333
a fake game show,
way more fun.
265
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,415
♪ Let's find out
who knows who best ♪
266
00:11:02,416 --> 00:11:05,249
♪ Put your opponent
to the test ♪
267
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,957
♪ Check out this
sweet velvet vest-- ♪
268
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,165
Get to the questions.
269
00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:11,207
We don't need a theme song.
270
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,416
But I have six more verses.
271
00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:16,499
Brace yourself.
272
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,999
You're about to see
something
273
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,624
that's not going
to be pretty.
274
00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:21,124
Me losing.
275
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:22,415
Big time.
276
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:23,999
It's my only choice.
277
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,624
I have to get personal info
for Aidan's gift.
278
00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:28,332
So if you're keeping score,
279
00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:32,165
this does not count
against my record.
280
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:35,082
Who Knows Who Best?
281
00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:37,499
First question is
for Harley.
282
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:40,457
What is Aidan's
sneaker size?
283
00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:42,207
8?
284
00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:43,457
Actually, it's 10.
285
00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:46,332
[buzzer]
Ooh, wrong answer.
286
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,207
I'm also a 10!
287
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,582
We should trade kicks.
288
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,999
Now, question is for Aidan.
289
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,415
What is Harley's
last name?
290
00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:59,582
Yeah, I didn't put
too much effort into
writing questions about me.
291
00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:01,499
The quicker we get
through those,
292
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,374
the more intel
I can get on him.
293
00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:06,207
Harley's last name is Diaz.
294
00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:07,999
Yes, it is.
295
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,082
[bells dinging]
Correct!
296
00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:12,124
Let's check the scoreboard.
297
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:16,457
Aidan-1, Harley,
the big goose-egg.
298
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:21,374
We've made it
through round 1.
299
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:24,249
♪ We're playing
"Who Knows Who Best?" ♪
300
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,249
♪ It's a fun-filled
question-answer fest-- ♪
301
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,832
Move on to round 2.
302
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,707
♪ I guess my sister's
not impressed. ♪
303
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,999
Okay, we've got our work
cut out for us.
304
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,332
Deceiving Mom
is going to take
everything we have.
305
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:39,124
And before I forget,
this is wrong.
306
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,249
Now, let's go make
some fake memories.
307
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:42,874
Boys, you're on.
308
00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:44,749
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
309
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,332
- ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
- Got it.
310
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,708
- ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
- Great.
311
00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:51,707
♪ Yes, girls,
let's hold it together ♪
312
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:53,499
♪ The party is gonna over ♪
313
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,874
♪ Let's you and I... ♪
314
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,249
The score so far?
315
00:12:57,250 --> 00:13:00,874
Aidan, 7, Harley, zilcho.
316
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:03,999
Let's see if she can
make some noise
317
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,332
in the bonus round.
318
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:10,082
[beeps] What is Aidan's
favorite band?
319
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:12,082
Imagine Dragons?
320
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,708
Aerosmith.
321
00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:21,416
What color
are Harley's eyes?
322
00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:25,874
Brown.
[bell dinging]
323
00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:28,832
What is Aidan's favorite
vacation spot?
324
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,874
- Hawaii?
- Close.
325
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:31,999
Tokyo.
326
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,749
[buzzer]
327
00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:38,207
Name any letter
not in the word "Harley."
328
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,833
"Q."
329
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:44,124
Who is Aidan's
favorite athlete?
330
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:47,874
- LeBron James?
- Sorry. David Ortiz.
331
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,582
[buzzer]
332
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,249
I'm going to call this,
333
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,165
it's getting embarrassing.
334
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,832
Aidan wins, 19 to zero!
335
00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:59,457
Well, it was kind
of a ridiculous game.
336
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:01,499
The questions Harley
got were way harder.
337
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,457
Were they?
I didn't notice.
338
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,583
Maybe you're just
really, really smart.
339
00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:12,749
Why are you dressed
like that?
340
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,124
You're not even
in this picture.
341
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,457
Any chance to wear
the uniform.
342
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:19,165
Okay, onto
the real hard part.
343
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:22,166
Recreating the pictures
the other family members
were in.
344
00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:30,000
I think we can
make this work.
345
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,750
All right, guys.
What do we think?
346
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:42,957
It takes more than a $20 wig
to make Beast look like Georgie.
347
00:14:42,958 --> 00:14:43,957
Oh, yeah,
348
00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:45,374
well next time
you want to be Rachel,
349
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:46,957
maybe pluck your eyebrows.
350
00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:48,374
Well, maybe if I hang it
on the wall really high...
351
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,415
You better be talking
airplane height,
352
00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:52,250
because this
thing's a mess.
353
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,290
I can't wait to see
the look on Aidan's face
354
00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:58,374
when he sees
what I got him.
355
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,874
Does it need a theme song?
[quirky music]
356
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:02,874
No.
357
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:05,708
I need you to pull that rope
when the surprise gets here.
358
00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:08,250
[Aidan] Hey, guys.
359
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:13,749
Hey. Whoa, did you know
there was a carpet here?
360
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:16,332
I thought it was just
piles of toys and clothes.
361
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,707
We picked up a little.
362
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,290
Yeah, we thought we'd try
something different.
363
00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:20,874
[doorbell rings]
364
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:23,750
Would you get that?
I've gotta put this awway.
365
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:30,416
[fanfare]
366
00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:34,249
What are you doing?!
You're early!
367
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,166
Go!
368
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,207
You get real excited
about pizza.
369
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,583
[doorbell rings]
370
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,874
You should get that.
371
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:47,165
It's for you.
372
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:49,207
For me?
But it's your house.
373
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:51,707
I wanted to get you
the perfect gift.
374
00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:53,457
That's why I staged
that crazy game show
375
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,499
to find out what
that would be.
376
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,957
Most of your answers
had something in common.
377
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,249
Aerosmith.
378
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,165
Because they're my dad's
favorite band.
379
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:02,332
Tokyo.
380
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:04,082
Because my dad lives there.
381
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,582
David Ortiz.
382
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,415
My dad caught a home run ball
off him for me.
383
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:08,457
We even got it signed.
384
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:12,249
So, based on
your own answers,
385
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,375
here's your perfect gift.
386
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,625
Dad?
387
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,291
What just happened?
388
00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:40,415
Hey, what's going on?
389
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,207
I thought you'd love
seeing your dad.
390
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:44,957
I got the right guy,
didn't I?
391
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:47,415
How many Charles Peters
could there be in Tokyo?
392
00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:48,415
That's him.
393
00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:50,624
- Then why are you upset?
- Because...
394
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,332
I've been wanting him
to visit me for months...
395
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:53,749
And here he is!
396
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:56,583
But he only came when
you asked him to!
397
00:16:58,416 --> 00:17:00,415
Oh.
398
00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:01,957
Yes. Yes.
399
00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:03,457
But there's a reason
for that.
400
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:05,415
Aidan talks about you
all the time.
401
00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:08,999
Like how you caught
the home run off Big Papi.
402
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,624
How you play a mean air guitar
to "Walk This Way."
403
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,582
Oh, and about that diner
you'd take him to every Friday
404
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,165
for pizza burgers.
405
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:17,999
He really misses you
and wants to see you.
406
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,707
I had no idea.
407
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:22,415
He hasn't said
any of that to me.
408
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,207
I get that.
409
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:27,374
I had to concoct
some crazy game show
to figure it out.
410
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:31,624
Aidan's maybe not so good
at talking about his feelings.
411
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:36,874
I'm afraid that might
be another thing he's got
in common with his old man.
412
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:42,749
I'm maybe not so good
at telling him how much
I miss him either.
413
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:46,415
Your dad came when I asked
because you never did.
414
00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:49,249
Oh.
[chuckles]
415
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:53,290
Well, if I was comfortable
talking about my feelings
416
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:56,457
I'd say I feel
like a jerk right now.
417
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:57,832
Don't worry.
418
00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:00,624
My reaction to the wrench
took some time too.
419
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:02,749
[chuckles]
Thanks, Harley.
420
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,499
This is the best gift
anyone's ever given me.
421
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,874
You better get back
in there before
422
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:10,750
Ethan starts singing him
the game show theme song.
423
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,499
Am I nuts, or does
that look like--
424
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,332
It is!
It's Mom's plate!
425
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,416
I don't believe it.
426
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,582
It still has our brownies.
427
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,749
That sweet old lady
threw them out.
428
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:52,499
Looks like she
only had one.
429
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,999
Correction.
430
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,874
One bite.
431
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:58,707
If she hadn't paid us
a hundred dollars,
432
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:00,000
I'd be really hurt
right now.
433
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:07,582
I am so glad you
found that in the dumpster.
434
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:08,707
This is great!
435
00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:11,582
Not if you baked
the brownies.
436
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,499
Try being more sensitive.
437
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,832
Best part is,
438
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,999
I can still get in
a whole day of Dad TV
439
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,999
- before Mom gets back.
- [clears throat]
440
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,374
I believe someone forgot
a little arrangement we had
441
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:23,457
regarding laser tag.
442
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:26,582
Shall we say tomorrow,
10 AM?
443
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,832
Make it 9.
444
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,458
Just for the crack
about the brownies.
445
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:36,082
Hey, I got your text
that you wanted to see me.
446
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:39,582
I was worried
I might be walking into
another fake game show.
447
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,707
No.
448
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:43,416
From now on,
I'm being honest
with you.
449
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:50,999
That wrench you gave me
was perfect.
450
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,999
But there's one gift
you could give me
451
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,457
that would be
even better.
452
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:57,582
[softly]
What?
453
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,999
Will you be my escort
at my quinceañera?
454
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,582
Wow.
455
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,624
It means so much
that you'd ask me.
456
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:06,624
I'd love to be
your escort...
457
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:07,624
[giggles]
458
00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:10,625
...but I can't.
459
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:16,582
When my Dad leaves tomorrow,
460
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,999
- I'm going with him.
- To Tokyo?
461
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,582
We both thought
the other one was doing okay,
462
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:24,707
but turns out,
we weren't.
463
00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:27,082
We...
464
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:30,457
Missed spending
time together?
465
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:31,624
Yeah.
466
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:34,165
I'm still not great
with the feelings stuff.
467
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:38,582
But family is the most
important thing.
468
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:41,583
I learned that
from yours.
469
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:52,582
♪ I lose my way ♪
470
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:57,749
♪ There's a voice that always
brings me back to you ♪
471
00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:01,707
♪ I lose my faith ♪
472
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:06,749
♪ You're the angel that
reminds me what I had to do ♪
473
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:10,624
♪ We laugh and cry
And say good-bye ♪
474
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:13,832
Thought you might want
your favorite blanket.
475
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:16,707
And your favorite slippers.
476
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,874
And your favorite tea.
477
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,458
Made with honey,
like you like.
478
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,750
And your favorite way
to be cheered up.
479
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,624
{\an8}Actually,
480
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:37,000
{\an8}it's my second favorite way
to be cheered up.
481
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,999
{\an8}[Harley]
After all Aidan and I
had been through,
482
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,874
{\an8}letting him go wasn't easy.
483
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:45,707
{\an8}But it was right.
484
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,082
{\an8}The perfect gift isn't giving
someone what they want.
485
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,832
{\an8}It's giving them
what they need.
486
00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:54,750
{\an8}♪ Wherever you go
I'll go ♪
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