All language subtitles for Stuck.In.The.Middle.S03E15.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264.DUAL-C76_Legendas03.ENG

I'm the last one down
to breakfast,

and that normally means I'm left
with all bran and no bacon.

Well, not today,

because today is Saturday,

and that means
pancake breakfast,

a.k.a., the one meal
my family always gets right.

You remember our pancake
assembly line.

And now that Rachel's
out of the house,

I think I might be able
to snag a pancake for you.

Sometimes it takes the death
of an innocent pancake

to realize just how off
the rails your family's gone.

I've got to invent a way
to get us back on track.

Something simple,
like I do.

Good morrow, family.

Well, I think this is the moment
Harley finally cracked.

She had a good run.

I haven't cracked.
I've created...

your worst nightmare.

An escape room.

It's based on the one place
we all want to escape from.

[gasps]
Pilgrimland.

Our worst vacation ever.

We begged Mom and Dad
not to go.

[all groan]

Pilgrimland,
how I hate thee.

[Ethan]
As fun as this sounds,

and for the record,
it doesn't,

I'm going to be late
for my date with Chloe.

Yeah, and I have
dance practice.

And we are this close
to convincing Adam Ruben

to let us play
on his trampoline.

He says there's no way
we can jump

into his neighbor's pool
from there,

but I say dream big.

[Daphne]
Look, Harley, I'd stay,

but Deathne has somewhere else
to be trapped tonight.

Guys, lately we've been
a train wreck,

even by Diaz standards.

Don't tell me
you haven't noticed.

This is about the fabric
of our family.

How we work together
and have fun.

Come on, we always have
a blast when we're together.

Jumping rope
with the Robo Roper.

[laughs]

Solving crimes with PB&J.

This mystery is spread
pretty thick.

And only Marco PB
and Frank J

can get to the bottom of it.

Officer Sascha Klump,

ready to blow this case
wide open.

Acting like rock stars.

Hold on to your hats.

Because we are
smashing guitars.

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

- Whoo-hoo!
- [blows whistle]

Competing for the new room.

Most families draw straws.

Not us.

Yeah!

I guess I could be late
to dance practice.

I don't even have
to give an excuse anymore.

I just say "my family,"
and they know.

Yeah, and my date with Chloe
isn't until later tonight.

I was just trying
to get out of this.

Let's do this.

Glad they're onboard,

because it took me a long time
to set this up.

So they were playing
either way.

But, yay!

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Sometimes it feels like
Things are out of control ♪

♪ Like you're living
In a circus ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ Trying to figure out
Your way in the world ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ Where you're at
Is kind of perfect ♪

♪ So turn it up, turn it up ♪

♪ Do your thing
Don't stop ♪

♪ Let the game begin
Let's jump right in ♪

♪ I want to get
Stuck with you ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ In the middle
Of the party ♪

♪ We're just getting started ♪

♪ I want to get
Stuck with you ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ In the eye of the tornado ♪

♪ Rowing in the same boat ♪

♪ I want to get
Stuck with you ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Get stuck in the middle
With you ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I want to get
Stuck with you ♪

I'm already getting
the heebie-jeebies

hanging out in Pilgrimland.

How do we get out?

You just have to get the key
to that lock, which is in here.

It's locked
in the Lock Squawk?

This thing's caused enough
destruction.

Like when we rented the house.

Flounder.

[Lock Squawk]
Password invalid.

[large dog barks]

Uh, Ethan, did you forget
something inside?

I know another one.

Monkey.

[Lock Squawk]
Password invalid.

And before you try, I've already
changed the password.

The only way to open the box
is by solving Diaz-themed clues.

Each time you solve a clue,
one of these lights up.

[bell dings]

Once you've solved
the last clue...

[bell dinging]

...you'll have the password
and you can escape.

When does the game start?

It already has.

The clues are all around you.

You just have to find them.

What looks out of place?

Huh.

I don't think they had
ye olde tablets in Pilgrimland.

"Remember when our brothers
entertained with this tune?

Play it to get closer
to escaping the room."

Okay, so we need
to remember a song?

The game master does not
give answers, only guidance.

Music is my thing.

So, question is,
which one of my hits is it?

My rap?

♪ ...where I'm from ♪

♪ I'm riding
Till I'm done ♪

♪ Coming at you from L.A.
Where the... ♪

My backyard rock?

♪ I clipped it off
Last Thursday ♪

♪ Where did that toenail go? ♪

♪ Found it on the carpet
It belonged to my big toe ♪

Wait, the clue said,

"remember when our brothers
entertained."

As in two.

Also "entertained."
As in not Ethan.

[Beast]
We killed it on the plane.

[armpit making farting sounds]

Feel free to sing along.

Jingle Bells! Arm farts!

Arm fart
Jingle Bells!

[armpit making farting sounds]

Okay, that is so not the tune.

Listen.

[plays opening notes
of "Jingle Bells"]

Hey, a clue.

[Lock Squawk]
That's clue number one.

"These glasses
won't fix your vision,

but your sister's face
will help your next decision."

Spectator specs.

Thanks to the magic
of digital overlap,

you won't have to dance in front
of a bunch of strangers.

[Georgie]
Wow. Everyone looks like
a brilliant inventor

who gets too involved
in her sister's life.

[Beast]
All I see are Harleys.

Maybe one of them can tell us
how to get out of here.

Oh!

[Daphne]
I think I found our next clue.

[Harley]
That's clue number two.

[bell dings]

"This Diaz makes
the best impression."

Before you get mad,
hear us out.

I get that you're Lewie,
but why are you green?

How else are we going
to sneak up on frogs?

It's totally Harley.

- That was a hard one.
- [bell dings]

- Wow.
- [bell dings]

- Killing it.
- [bell dings]

- Nice job.
- [bell dings]

"The name of the treat
Mom wishes she didn't eat."

[grunting]

It's so good.

Or...

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

You ruined my shirt!

Which doesn't
bother me at all.

I love pie. Yum.

Mm.

Yeah, that's shaving cream.

- That's the one.
- [bell dings]

Oh, I got something.

Okay.

"If you want the door to unlock,

just say my name
into the Lock Squawk."

That's Harley's invention
she used

during the Iron Elf
competition.

The name's probably
some cutesy pun.

She does love puns.

I wouldn't say "loves."

The H2-Whoa.

Zip-a-Dee Laundry.

We get the doodah out.

The Grocer-Whee.

As in yell "whee,"
not pee your pants.

Wow, that was an eye-opener.

See, this game is good
for us all.

Slippy-dippy-something-quippy.

[Lock Squawk]
Password invalid.

So I may have saved
the hardest for last.

But it's a good one.

And an important one
in Diaz history.

It basically saved Christmas.

Ironically,
the only thing

that didn't slip out
of Dad's hands was this.

The spare I put
on the Pant Pouch

to keep thieves
from grabbing it.

Yeah, my Whoospie-Daisy
Slippery Spraysie.

We could be here
all night.

Just tell us the name
of the thing.

Come on, people.

Someone must
have a Diaz Card

to get us out
of Harley's dungeon.

We get them all the time.

When did I give you
a Diaz Card?

I just played a Diaz Card.

It might be made
out of thin air,

but in this family,

that's as good
as written in stone.

It guarantees the holder
one favor,

with no right of refusal.

Ooh, I got one
this afternoon.

Don't ask questions
and I'll give you a Diaz Card.

Deal.

Fine.

"Whoopsie-Daisy
Slippery-Spraysie."

[Lock Squawk]
Congratulations.

You have worked together
to escape Pilgrimland.

You are a family again.

[all cheer]

[bell dinging]

[indistinct chattering]

I should have known.

A lot of my big ideas
end in disaster.

Stop!

[metal and wood creaking]

Here I come.

- [boy] Harley!
- [all gasp]

Forgot to calculate
I weigh more than a watermelon.

At least I'm not
covered in anything.

I'm calling this one
a draw.

Come on, Harley.
This is overkill, even for you.

I didn't do this.

[electronic voice]
This is our game now.

[all grunting]

[electronic voice]
Pushing will get you nowhere.

You better let us out.
My dad is a ninja.

[Tom over radio]
This is your dad.

I'm not a ninja.

Although I have been hitting
the bench press lately.

- Thank you for noticing.
- Dad, we already failed

at one escape room today.

That's because the first
was missing one key player.

You guys looked at Harley,
right?

You can't bond
as a family

without everyone
working together.

So solve your way
out of this escape room,

then come find us.

We're hiding somewhere
in the house.

Just make sure you get
to us before time runs out.

And if you don't,

we're going to the real
Pilgrimland,

which Dad and I love.

And if you all hate it,
well, you can bond over that.

Guys, look.

[beeping]

I was going to sit back
and let you guys suffer,

but I spent a day
and a half

setting up
attic Pilgrimland.

There's no way I'm going
to the real one.

[Georgie]
You heard her, people.

Focus up.
We've got codes to crack.

Read your first clue,

then find the letters
that spell "Diaz."

And soon enough,
you will be free-az.

Don't improvise, Suz.

Guys, guys, a clue.

"Captaining this ship
will take all your might,

but when you work together
you're usually right."

Okay, so let's break
this thing down.

Ships often symbolize, like--

Captain's wheel on the wall!
Spin it to the right!

I'm sorry.

I know we're working
together.

I just definitely
knew that one.

Somebody else
want to spin it?

[all gasp]

[Lewie]
Come on, come on.

[jingle chimes]

- [gasps]
- Wow.

I didn't think Mom and Dad
were paying attention

when I gave that lesson
on circuits.

Okay, there's three rooms
to search,

and time is running out.

We have to split up.

How should we pair?
The usual?

Oh, yeah?

Well, this is my
slushie-pouring pose.

Oh, yeah!

[laughs]

- Ow!
- It's tangled. Hold on.

[gasps]
Oh, no! It's ruined!

[voice on speakers]

Hey, stop it!

No, get off me, Harley.

Yeah, we better
shake things up.

Yeah.

- Uh, Beast. Yeah.
- Yeah?

- Okay, let's go.
- [all chattering]

- Bathroom, let's go.
- Let's go, let's go.

Look at us.

Combining teaching lessons

with alone time
from the kids.

You know, it may have
taken us 18 years,

but we've finally
reached peak parenting.

Yeah, a lot
of trial and error.

Oh!

Yeah!

[Suzy]
They're just foam pucks.

- Whoo!
- [Suzy] No big deal.

Oh!

I'm getting some calls
from the neighborhood moms.

A lot of them using the words
"excessive force."

Not groovy.

Ridiculous.

[farting sound]

- Cyclone Suzy!
- Cyclone Suzy!

[screams]

[sighs]

Mostly error.

Hey, come on.

"A big family is all about
chemistry."

We get to blow stuff up?

Easy. You're awesome at
destroying stuff with science.

We don't have
to blow anything up.

These are all elements
on the periodic table.

I bet the reaction
when you combine them--

So we are
blowing something up?

[imitates explosion]

Ooh, this must lead us
to the combination.

"If you want to advance,
act like the Diaz in France."

Rachel! Three-minute limit.

You've been in there
for 20.

No, Rachel, I need you
to find Harley.

She has a call.

From who? 1998?

Who even uses
a landline anymore?

[sighs]

Rachel, I'm busy
with laundry.

Find Harley.

Hey, Ethan.
Phone's for Harley.

I can't find her.
I've looked everywhere.

Did you try her room?

Let's not do this.
We both know I didn't.

Not sure why
I still miss her.

Okay, let's think
like Rachel.

Start with taking
all the hot water.

Yeah.

Oh.

"If you want to complete
your mission,

you must find
this family tradition."

Oh, no, we have a lot
of those.

The birthday box.

Happy first birthday,
Rachel.

We love you.

Happy birthday,
Georgie Porgie.

- Hey, do we have a boy crown?
- [babies crying]

[Suzy]
Just put it on him!

I'm changing
two diapers here.

Here you go, Ethan.

Secret scarer.

Beast, hands off
my guitar.

Aah!

[cackling]

[Beast]
Merry Scary!

This would be a lot easier

if you guys had a tradition
of cleaning your room.

Yes, we should have
straightened up

on the off-chance
an elaborate escape game

requiring a clean room would
be the one thing between us

and Pilgrimland.

[Tom]
Tick-tock.

You better look
at the clock.

Time's running out,

and Pilgrimland's
your next stop.

What are we wasting time for?

We're minutes away from
bonnets and buckled shoes.

Go, go, go!

Hurry, come on.

[timer beeping]

I know this clue has something
to do with chemistry.

Oxygen and hydrogen are gasses.

It says "behind books."

How did you--?

I'm good at word jumbles.

Don't worry,
Lewie's bad at them too.

You guys are
over-thinkers.

And underestimaters.

Nice going.

Now can I blow
something up?

Come on.

Let's put this "I"
up on the board.

I'm not sure that this
is how Rachel does it,

but she should.

I'm starting to get
pretty good.

Okay, makeover's done.

Good luck at your sister's
wedding.

What?

I look terrible!

I know you're only
doing this

because we're trying
to solve a clue,

but can you do it again
on Deathne's birthday?

I hear Blue Fairy's
bringing it.

Of course.
Blue Fairy's the worst.

6896!

Yeah, 6896.

Is that fairy for a word
you're not allowed to say?

The lock combination.

None of this looks like
a family tradition.

Are we sure we read
that clue right?

I think we both know there's
one place we haven't looked.

Oh, no.

I've heard about
what's under that bed.

[sighs]

Go.

Five, four,

three, two...

and you made it.

I am not reaching
under there.

I can only handle one
"Merry Scary" a year.

I always hope
Beast picks me.

He is so bad
at secret scarer.

Yeah, the year he had me,
before the scare he yelled,

"Here I come."

Actually, I told him
to do that.

I know you don't
like scares.

Really?

Well, consider this
repayment.

[groans]

Ooh.

[sighs]

[whimpers]

[gasps]
Whoa!

A Diaz Award.
That's our family tradition.

She's wearing Daphne Diaz.

I designed it myself.

Who are you wearing
tonight?

Ethan Diaz.

From my finest Easter suit
hand-me-down collection.

No tie.

Thought I'd keep it
casual.

I thought I'd keep it
more casual.

Oh, but where's the letter?

[whimpers]

- [gasps] Yes!
- Yes!

High five. Okay.

We got it! We got it!

[overlapped chatter]

Shh, shh, shh.

[jingle chimes]

[all cheer]

[Tom] Great job, but only
15 seconds left to find us.

We got to go.
Go, go, go, go.

[all shouting]

They might have gotten past the
wall, but they'll never find us.

Good, because I hear this season
Pilgrimland has goose chops.

[kids laugh]

How'd you find
our hiding spot so fast?

It's the number-one hiding spot
in the house.

In other words, the worst
hiding spot in the house.

Well, from one game master
to another,

I'm a big fan
of your work.

Oh, well, good job
solving it.

I guess the pilgrims will have
to do without the Diazes

setting them back
another hundred years.

[all cheer]

Yeah, you're free to go do all
those things you had planned.

This is going to be yummy.

Not quite as yummy
as some goose chops, but...

[all chattering]

[Harley narrating]
Sometimes my family
doesn't work together

when I want them to.

But they always come through
when I need them to.

[yelling]

[all cheering]

[all cheer]

Diaz how we do it!

And who'd want
to escape from that?