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Yep, I'm on the roof.
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Don't tell Mom.
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I'm getting
my stargazing geek on.
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This Sunday night
I'm going to Boston
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to see super scientist
Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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When science looks itself up
in the dictionary,
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it sees a photo of him.
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Ooh! I think I see
a shooting--
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- Hey!
- Ethan!
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You know how we all think
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I'm gonna be a rock star?
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You're the only one
who thinks that.
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Not for long.
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I put up some flyers
looking to start a band.
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I'm meeting with the three
top choices tomorrow.
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Don't worry.
You can be our manager.
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The only thing
I wanna manage
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is some Harley time.
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Leave.
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I'll put you down
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as a strong "maybe."
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[scoffs]
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Oh, wow,
there's Orion's Belt.
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And I'm pretty sure that's
the Big... pain in the butt.
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On the subject
of butts,
get yours in gear.
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I'm gonna host
a sleepover
tomorrow night.
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[sighs]
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That's against the rules.
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Diaz kids
can't have sleepovers
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until they're ten.
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It's as non-negotiable
as the
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"no-eating-chili-
before-a-car-trip" rule.
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Suit yourself.
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But it'd be
a real shame
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if the night Mom
was going to take you
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to see that boring
science dork,
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I came down
with a tummy ache.
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"Ooh! I have an ouchie
in my tum-tum.
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I need my mommy.
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Mommy, no go Boston!"
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We both know you don't
talk like that.
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That's up to you.
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Whoa, do you even shop
with a list anymore,
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or just ask for
one of everything?
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I volunteered
to make chowder
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at the Marshport
Seafood Festival--
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which was a mistake.
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Well, I hope you're
still in the yes mood
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because Daphne wants to have
a sleepover tonight.
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Fun, right?! I'll go
tell her you're on board.
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Uh, just because
I'm making
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400 gallons of chowder
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doesn't mean
I've lost my mind.
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No sleepovers before
the age of ten.
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Eight year olds
at sleepovers
do stupid stuff.
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They clog the toilets,
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give each other
weird haircuts,
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lose their favorite
teddy bear.
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Next thing you know
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I'm unclogging
the toilet,
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getting yelled at by a mom
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about some janky bangs,
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and ordering
a new Mr. Fluffles.
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Sorry, no.
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I have to turn that no
into a yes
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or Harley "no go Boston."
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪
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♪ Like you're living
in a circus ♪
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♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪
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♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the middle
of the party ♪
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♪ We're just
getting started ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪
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{\an8}♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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{\an8}OK, I get that
most third graders
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{\an8}aren't ready
for a sleepover,
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{\an8}but Daphne
is very mature.
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{\an8}Kids twice her age
cross the street
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{\an8}when they see her coming.
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{\an8}Are you arguing for her
or against her?
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{\an8}Hey. I'm about to have
my first band practice.
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{\an8}If things go
according to plan,
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{\an8}I'll be on the road
with a sold-out tour
next Summer.
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{\an8}Hang on to that.
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{\an8}Is it fair that
Ethan's delusional
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{\an8}and he gets to
have sleepovers?
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{\an8}Fine, but just
so you know,
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{\an8}if there are
any problems
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{\an8}there will be
consequences...
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{\an8}for you--
as in lockdown.
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Mom, do you really think
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I would be doing all of this
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if I thought I was risking
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Neil deGrasse Tyson?
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[sighs]
Or if I had a choice?
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So, this is my blazing
take-no-prisoners super band.
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That's what I get
for putting
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the flyers
on the ice cream truck.
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Look, guys, I'm sorry,
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but this band's
supposed to play
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rock and roll--
notRock-a-bye Baby.
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[drummer playing rock beat]
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Wow.
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That was unexpected.
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Guess I can make one exception.
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[bass player riffing]
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Two exceptions!
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[playing rock tune]
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Three exceptions.
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[laughing]
Oh!
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We take Music
together at school.
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Gang, get ready to go down
in rock history!
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I need this sleepover
to be foolproof.
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So, like any scientist,
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I've broken the problem down
into a simple theory.
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A cool sleepover
involves the four "F"s.
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- [doorbell rings]
- Now let's get ready
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to see them in action
at Daphne's.
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[girls screaming]
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[Harley]
The first "F", food.
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Most parents want their kids
to avoid sugar.
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At a sleepover,
that's a mistake.
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Sure, you pay the price
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of crazy kids
for half an hour.
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But they'll crash
quicker than you can say...
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[Suzy] Harley!
What's the racket?
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Uh, give me
three minutes, Mom!
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[Harley]
Every sugar high
comes with a low.
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So, the next "F"-- fort.
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Keep 'em comfy, keep 'em quiet.
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Slow down, Naomi.
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That's a load-bearing pillow.
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Which brings us to
our third "F"-- fun.
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And what's more fun
at a sleepover
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than a little scare?
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It was pitch dark
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as the little girl
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tiptoed into the room
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and as she slowly
reached her hand
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- under the bed--
- [Harley] Aah!
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[girls screaming]
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And so we've come to
our final "F"-- finished.
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This concludes
"Sleepovers" by Harley.
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I wouldn't go in there.
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I've seen
a lot of things
never come out.
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Daphne and kids
who wanna hang out
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with Daphne
are downstairs.
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It's safer to forage
for snacks up here.
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Hey, hey!
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Found a couple
of jelly beans
from Easter.
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Fuzzy green's a color, right?
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Ah, I'll eat it anyway.
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Glad I caught you
in a win.
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Hey, can my band rehearse
at your store tomorrow?
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The backyard's
too distracting.
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Drummer keeps wanting
to play on the slide.
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Mm. I don't know.
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Kids at my store,
no adult supervision?
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Uh, you're an adult.
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Me?
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I haven't played
in years.
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I do miss it, though.
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I suppose
I could bust out
the old keyboard.
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You mean for the band?
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[chuckles nervously]
My band?
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Everybody jammin'
at the Bait and Bite.
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A little
father-son bonding.
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I mean, the fact that
you would even consider me.
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That is what
you meant, right?
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Welcome to the band.
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[shrieks]
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[groans]
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- What are you doing?
- I'm scared.
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Scared? Of what?
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You let a tarantula crawl
on your face at the zoo.
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In the daytime.
I'm afraid of the dark.
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You made me
afraid of the dark.
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Nice try. You can't
suddenly be afraid
of the dark.
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- [crying]
- [sighs]
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Now quit the fake--
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- Those are real tears.
- [cries]
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Uh, okay.
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How about you sleep in
this nice, cozy hammock,
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and I'll keep watch?
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[whispers]
Harley.
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Do I hear crying?
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Crying?
Uh, what?
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No, it--
it's laughing.
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[fake laughter]
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[laughing, whining]
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I'm in so much trouble.
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Daphne freaked me out
last night.
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I've seen her be
a lot of things.
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Scared?
Not one of them.
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Luckily, this morning,
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she seems like she's back
to her old self.
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[Daphne]
Which one of you losers
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took my fuzzy green jelly bean?
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Yep, she's definitely back.
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Oh, Harley, great job
on the sleepover.
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The house is still
in one piece,
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and everybody came
and left with
the same haircut.
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Looks like you and I have
a date tomorrow night
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with everybody's
favorite science genius.
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You don't remember
his name, do you?
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I've got seven kids.
You're lucky
I remember your name.
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Oh, Daphne,
I found Blue Fairy.
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[cowbell ringing]
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Mom, that was for tonight!
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You ruined my ghost trap.
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Ghost trap?
Why do you need
a ghost trap?
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She said ghostrap.
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You know...
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[rapping] I am a ghost,
and a ghost goes "boo,"
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I like to rap
and you should too.
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Ay, klingety-ang clang!
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And that's a ghost rap.
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[mimics explosion]
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Oh, right. Pfft.
A ghost rap.
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[chuckles]
I'm not that old.
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What was that?
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I was gonna ask you
the same thing.
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I set up a booby trap
for when it gets dark.
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I thought you weren't
afraid anymore.
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Not during the day!
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Oh, so a fairy
on a cowbell's
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going to make you
feel better?
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You're right.
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I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad
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I'm sleeping with them.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Then I can't go to
my thing tomorrow night.
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Ugh.
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I can fix this.
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If I can scare you that fast,
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I can cure you that fast.
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I hope so,
'cause now there's
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two things
that terrify me:
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The dark, and you rapping.
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Ugh! How can I
get out of this?
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00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:03,874
Seven kids, and not
one of you has to go
250
00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:05,874
to the hospital
right now?
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00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:07,165
Ethan, I'll give you
100 bucks
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if you break
a finger or a toe.
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00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:13,374
Ahh. There's that Suzy-style
parenting we all know, love,
254
00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:14,832
and swallow
our comments about.
255
00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:17,082
I think that one
got away from you.
256
00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:20,499
As vice chairperson
of the Marshport
Seafood Festival,
257
00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:23,707
it's my duty to check on
our wild card volunteers.
258
00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:27,374
I made ten pots
of bass last night.
259
00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:29,874
And I trust you used
organic potatoes?
260
00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:32,749
Of course...
261
00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:35,708
Now I'm off to the store
for unrelated reasons.
262
00:10:37,416 --> 00:10:39,707
Miss Peters, great news.
263
00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:41,082
My new band's
available to play
264
00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:42,832
at the festival
on the pier.
265
00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:44,957
I mean, it's right
outside my dad's store,
266
00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:47,749
so we could even do
some overflow seating
at the deli counter.
267
00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:51,957
Oh, as delightful
as ham-adjacent
seating sounds,
268
00:10:51,958 --> 00:10:53,082
the entertainment's
all booked.
269
00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,582
Uh, come on.
270
00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:57,707
Haven't you ever
had a dream?
271
00:10:57,708 --> 00:11:01,832
Playing in front of a crowd,
fans cheering your name.
272
00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:05,207
[chanting]
Miss Peters! Miss Peters!
273
00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,999
I know you're a music lover.
I've heard you practice violin
274
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,749
- through your window.
- Well, it's a viola.
275
00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:11,999
There's no wretched,
high E string. [scoffs]
276
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,999
They are the worst.
277
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,874
E strings? Boo.
278
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:19,832
You know what?
I will play in the band.
279
00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:22,290
Band? What band?
280
00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:23,291
My band?
281
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,458
Are you ready to rock?
282
00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:32,000
Hey, man. A word?
283
00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:37,624
Isn't the band
getting a little--
284
00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:38,832
Large?
285
00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:41,000
I was going to say weird...
286
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,999
and old.
287
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,999
Santa's weird and old.
288
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000
Everyone loves him.
289
00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:52,457
Look, just give 'em
a chance.
290
00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:54,415
We haven't even
heard 'em play.
291
00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:55,457
[clears throat]
292
00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:57,000
Miss Peters?
293
00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:02,332
[clears throat]
294
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,708
[playing rock riffs]
295
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:22,832
Does anyone want
to hear some Nirvana,
296
00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:24,083
or will that suffice?
297
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,707
I'll make an exception.
298
00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:29,583
All right.
Dad, showtime.
299
00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:36,708
[playing simple tune]
300
00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:42,707
[chuckles]
301
00:12:42,708 --> 00:12:44,874
I haven't had
the old keyboard
out in a while.
302
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,290
And I hate to lean on this,
303
00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:48,082
but just till I get
my "C" legs--
304
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:51,707
[preset beat playing]
305
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:53,875
[discordant playing]
306
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,000
Better, right?
307
00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:01,957
[sighs]
308
00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:04,374
We're back
to the scientific process.
309
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:07,165
Curing phobias can be solved
with one simple "D".
310
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,707
"Desensitize"
311
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:13,290
OK, this box will gradually
get you used to the dark.
312
00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:15,124
It's a little something
I like to call,
313
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:16,874
"A dip in the darkness."
314
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:21,165
It's a little something I like
to call, "not gonna happen."
315
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,290
[rapping] Then I'mma
do something
316
00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:23,874
that scares ya most,
317
00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:26,415
Hey, everybody,
it's the rapping ghost!
318
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:27,582
Clingety-clang-clang.
319
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:30,000
Box!
I'll take the box.
320
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,958
[chuckles]
OK, here you go.
321
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,083
- You okay in there?
- I think so.
322
00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:44,457
See? Nothing
to be afraid of.
323
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,708
Aah! Unh!
[grunting]
324
00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:51,125
[grunting viciously]
325
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,500
Aah!
326
00:13:57,875 --> 00:14:01,083
Well, now the box is
definitely afraid of you.
327
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:07,415
Here's a new "D":
"Defense."
328
00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:09,874
This spray,
utilizing cutting edge
329
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,874
anti-monster biochemistry,
330
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,165
is guaranteed to ward off
331
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,083
anything that goes
bump in the night.
332
00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:19,957
[sniffing]
That smells like
333
00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:21,999
the air freshener
from the bathroom.
334
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,499
Have you ever
seen a monster
in the bathroom?
335
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:28,457
Not because of the spray--
Seven kids use that thing.
336
00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:30,583
Even a monster
would be afraid to go in.
337
00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:38,415
Mom, you know how Dad said
338
00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:39,874
he was in a band
in high school?
339
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,582
He was in three.
340
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:44,124
His talent really never
matched his enthusiasm.
341
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:46,165
Each one kicked him out
after the first show.
342
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:49,625
Well, the modern world
works a little faster.
343
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,207
It's him or us.
344
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,957
I can't cut my dad
from the band.
345
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:02,332
You must, E-man.
The integrity
346
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,958
of the Marshport
Seafood Festival
demands it.
347
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,457
I need to figure out a way
to let Dad down easy.
348
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:12,707
This is my dream.
I-- I can't let it slip away.
349
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:14,291
He'll understand, right?
350
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,166
Guess who found
his old gig-gloves.
351
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:30,458
[sharply exhales]
352
00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:33,082
[groans]
353
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,207
I've tried everything.
354
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:38,125
The only way she can sleep
is with me right here.
355
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,249
What if I have to
sleep with Daphne
356
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,707
for the rest
of my life?
357
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,290
Stay with her at every turn?
358
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:48,125
[gasps] What if
I'm the new Deathne?
359
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:53,500
No offense, girl.
You do you.
360
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,999
Thanks to you
watching for monsters,
361
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,332
I got a great
night's sleep.
362
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,332
Come on, Deathne.
363
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,374
Let's get
some breakfast.
364
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:11,165
[sighs] Don't call me Deathne.
365
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:13,207
Don't flatter yourself.
366
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:15,957
I was talking to her.
367
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:18,332
Ow. Ow!
368
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,083
Ow!
369
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:26,582
Two nights of this.
370
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,124
Turns out everything they say
371
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,207
about sleep being important--
372
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:32,332
Yeah, that's true.
373
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:35,749
[sighs]
I can't fix this.
374
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,957
Gonna have to tell Mom
I traumatized Daphne.
375
00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:39,125
[sighs]
376
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,499
Better get out there quick
377
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:47,582
if you want a cup
of Suzy's famous
homemade chowder.
378
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,707
I was lucky to get this,
and I'm Suzy.
379
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,332
I wish I had an appetite.
380
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:54,499
I have to tell Dad he's about
to start his solo career.
381
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,125
[Tom] Hey-o!
382
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:05,583
I'll go get him some
cheer-up chowder.
383
00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:09,957
I found my lucky
show sunglasses.
384
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:11,000
Ah!
385
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:16,958
Dad, we have to talk.
386
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:19,957
Can you take those off?
387
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:22,250
I'm having a hard time
looking myself in the eye.
388
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:29,374
Remember when I
didn't make the
little league team,
389
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:31,874
and you made me
feel better
by telling me
390
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:33,415
music was my baseball?
391
00:17:33,416 --> 00:17:34,624
Yeah.
392
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:39,207
Well, what if your music...
393
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,125
is bait and tackle supplies?
394
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,374
What I'm trying
to say is--
395
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,624
I've heard this speech enough
396
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,290
to know where this is going.
397
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:50,832
Uh, I'm not good enough
to be in your band.
398
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:54,582
I knew it. Just didn't want
to say anything 'cause--
399
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:57,083
I was enjoying
spending time with you.
400
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,082
I'm gonna--
401
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:04,874
[chuckles]
Let's just, uh--
402
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,333
You know what?
I'm gonna go get a scissor.
403
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,415
No, Dad--
404
00:18:11,416 --> 00:18:15,165
Those guys aren't
good enough for us.
405
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:16,832
The bandana stays,
and so do you.
406
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:18,165
Really?
407
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:20,082
Father, son?
408
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:21,832
That's a thing
people want to see.
409
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:24,957
Father, son,
Miss Peters,
410
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:27,165
a bunch of musical
prodigies?
411
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,165
Dime a dozen.
412
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,166
[laughing]
413
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:37,624
Who wants some
cheer-up chowder?
414
00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:39,707
No need, Mom.
415
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:43,374
Come on, Dad.
Let's go out there and play.
416
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:44,415
You and me, and--
417
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,874
in front of
all my friends.
418
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,000
Just like I've
always dreamed.
419
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:53,332
The festival's
been shut down.
420
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,457
There's an outbreak
of food poisoning.
421
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:56,833
It's the chowder.
422
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:03,457
Aah!
423
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:04,707
Don't worry.
424
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:05,999
I know where there's
a lobster fest
425
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,457
we can play at next week.
426
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:08,333
Even bigger crowd.
427
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:14,124
[sighs]
428
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:17,207
Sorry to hear
about your chowder.
429
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:19,290
Well, you held up
your end of the bargain.
430
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,290
Are you ready to go
to Boston to see your hero?
431
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:24,374
About that. Um...
432
00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:27,374
I don't think we're going
to go after what I tell you.
433
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,332
You know how you said
the sleepover had to go well?
434
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,874
Turns out, Daphne--
435
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:34,707
Wants an autograph
from that science guy.
436
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:37,000
I'm a big fan
of Neil deGrasse Tyson.
437
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:40,499
Well, I'll go get ready.
438
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,999
I don't want to meet
an astrophysicist
439
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,333
smelling like
rotten chowder.
440
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,457
Hi, Mom.
441
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:49,707
What are you doing?
442
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,624
I have to tell Mom
you're afraid of the dark.
443
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,707
No, you don't.
444
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:54,124
I'm not afraid anymore.
445
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:56,124
What? Since when?
446
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,999
The last thing you did
really cured me.
447
00:19:59,000 --> 00:19:59,999
I'm fine.
448
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,874
You sure?
449
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:04,707
Beause it will be night soon,
and I won't be here.
450
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,957
Bring it on.
I'm not scared.
451
00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:08,374
Go do your thing.
452
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,291
OK. Thanks.
453
00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:16,165
[Suzy] Let's go!
We're gonna be late.
454
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:17,499
Be right there.
455
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:20,499
I got my notebook, got his book,
456
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,582
and got my
hydrogen-is-number-one
foam finger.
457
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,583
Oh, wait. My bag.
458
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:37,333
Who's there?
459
00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:40,958
What's going on here?
460
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:44,499
Just reading.
461
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,749
Don't wanna strain my eyes.
462
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,875
Then you should probably
read it right side up.
463
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:58,708
[cowbell rings]
464
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:04,457
[sighs] Another booby trap?
465
00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:07,582
You're obviously
still afraid of the dark.
466
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,582
Why didn't you tell me?
467
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:11,374
Because a deal's a deal.
468
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:14,458
I got to do my sleepover,
now you get to do your thing.
469
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,624
I'm really sorry.
470
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:20,249
I never thought
this could happen.
471
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,082
I mean, the best
times of my life
472
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,582
have been in the dark.
473
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,500
So it's hard for me to--
474
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:30,082
The best times of my life
475
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:32,874
have been in the dark.
476
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,125
Scoot over.
477
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,583
Ahh. [sighs]
478
00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:49,457
I thought you were going
to see boring science guy.
479
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:54,457
Can't. I think I have
an ouchie in my tum-tum.
480
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:56,999
Harley no go Boston.
481
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,083
[laughter]
482
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:03,083
How would you like to
do something with me
later tonight?
483
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,624
Sure.
484
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:07,582
[Harley]
When you're little,
485
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:09,582
there's a lot to be scared of.
486
00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:11,624
There's monsters,
487
00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:14,707
things that go
bump in the night...
488
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,332
even the dark itself.
489
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,582
But with your family
by your side,
490
00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:21,374
{\an8}life sure is
a whole lot brighter.
491
00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:24,457
{\an8}♪ Jam, pump this jam
all night ♪
492
00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:26,165
♪ Whoa ♪
493
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:27,832
♪ Yeah ♪
494
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:28,874
♪ Whoa ♪
495
00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:30,082
♪ This is my life ♪
496
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,582
♪ This is my life, whoo! ♪
497
00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,332
♪ Whoa ♪
498
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:35,124
♪ Yeah ♪
499
00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:36,165
♪ Whoa ♪
500
00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:38,457
♪ This is my life ♪
501
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,582
♪ Whoa ♪
502
00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:42,249
♪ Yeah ♪
503
00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:43,290
♪ Whoa ♪
504
00:22:43,291 --> 00:22:44,457
♪ This is my life ♪
505
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:45,707
♪ This is my life, whoo! ♪
506
00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:47,582
♪ Whoa ♪
507
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,415
♪ Yeah ♪
508
00:22:49,416 --> 00:22:50,582
♪ Whoa ♪
509
00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:53,290
♪ This is my life ♪
510
00:22:53,291 --> 00:22:55,332
See how much fun
the dark can be?
511
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,082
This is awesome.
512
00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:58,874
Can we do it
again tomorrow?
513
00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:01,415
Sure.
514
00:23:01,416 --> 00:23:04,499
There's the Big Dipper,
and there's the Little Dipper.
515
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:06,707
[Harley] I guess you
could say that's us.
516
00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:09,499
{\an8}That's cute.
517
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:13,749
{\an8}Awkward timing,
but I'm gonna need you
518
00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:15,707
{\an8}to sleep in your
own bed tonight.
519
00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:17,582
{\an8}Me and Deathne were talking,
520
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:19,290
{\an8}and you're kind of
a dog-bed hog.
521
00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:22,374
{\an8}Sleep in my own bed?
522
00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:24,082
{\an8}Think I can do that.
523
00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:25,707
{\an8}♪ Whoa ♪
524
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:27,707
{\an8}♪ Oh ♪
525
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:28,624
{\an8}♪ Whoa ♪
526
00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:30,000
{\an8}♪ This is my life ♪
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