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[tense music playing]
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[woman screams, all yelp]
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[screaming]
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[all clap]
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- Yeah, Ethan!
- Best zombie movie ever!
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- Way better than your cop movie.
- And your alien-invasion movie.
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- And your Western.
- That should've been outlawed.
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Well, I've had enough
compliments for one day.
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Plus, Harley's costumes
really put it over the top.
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I just wish I could get
the zombie king to see it.
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Or queen. I feel like
this movie is for everyone.
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I'm talking
about Shane Coleman.
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He live-streams
my favorite horror review show
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just two towns over.
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He's the zombie king.
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So send him your movie.
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I can't just send him my movie.
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Yeah, Tom, you can't just send
your movie to the zombie king.
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[Ethan]
This guy's legit.
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A shout-out on his show
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has gotten people started
in the industry.
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Shane only watches movies when
he gets invited to a premiere.
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Then let's have a premiere.
Roll out the red carpet.
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We'll say it's red from blood.
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I'd love a blood carpet.
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But his last two shows for
the season are this weekend.
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This party would have
to happen tomorrow.
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If you can make a movie
that doesn't stink,
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we can throw a party
by tomorrow.
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Totally.
There are eight of us.
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Well, seven. Daphne got invited
to stay at a friend's house.
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So that family will be living
their own horror movie.
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Okay, premiere.
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Outdoor screen,
lots of people, snack bar.
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What does a zombie king
like to munch on?
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- And don't say brains.
- [knock door]
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Hey, Ethan,
brought your comic back.
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What are you guys up to?
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[singsong] Awkward.
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Do I invite Aidan to the party?
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He's hung out here before,
but we've had a bumpy history.
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I mean,
I guess we're kind of friends,
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but are we "party" friends?
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You know what?
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I'm just gonna be the bigger
person and invite him.
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Mostly 'cause I know
he's got plans this weekend
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and won't be able make it.
[chuckles]
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Hey, we're having
a premiere party
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for Ethan's movie tomorrow.
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- You should come.
- Thanks, but can't.
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Oh, right. Right!
Ugh, your dad's in town.
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Got all kinds of great plans.
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Not anymore.
He bailed.
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And I can't stay by myself,
so now I get to go
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to Connecticut
with my Aunt Bethany.
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Road trip!
Connecticut!
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Bethany! [chuckles]
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Hoping if I keep saying words,
one of them will sound fun.
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We're going to
a knitting convention.
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'Cause she's gonna size up
the baby-booty pattern
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so I can have
a pair of my own.
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Anyway.
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Stay with us this weekend.
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Mom and Dad never notice
one more kid.
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Yeah!
Can't miss the party.
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Wow, thank you.
I'll go tell my aunt.
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One problem.
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How do we tell the other kids
Aidan's staying?
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Canoe! Churro!
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Umbrella! Upside-down umbrella!
Half a watermelon!
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Half a watermelon!
Half a watermelon!!
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- It's a pencil.
- Pencil! I knew it.
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[clears throat]
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Not fans.
I'm not telling them.
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Well, I'm not telling them.
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I don't supposeyou'd
tell them.
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Eh, worth a shot.
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪
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♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪
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♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪
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♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the middle
of the party ♪
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♪ We're just
getting started ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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Call it in the air.
Butter or syrup.
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Butter!
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[laughs] Syrup!
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{\an8}Have fun telling them
Aidan's staying here.
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{\an8}Oh, like that was the only one
that fell on the floor.
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{\an8}Georgie! Pancakes!
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{\an8}So... [ chuckles]
interesting development--
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{\an8}Hey, guys, thanks for letting me
stay this weekend.
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{\an8}Ooh, pancakes.
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{\an8}Family meeting.
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{\an8}You know I always
try to be welcoming
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{\an8}to anyone
that comes in our house.
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{\an8}Friends, neighbors,
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{\an8}that spider that lived
in the kitchen
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{\an8}until he met Dad's
spider-stomping shoe.
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Okay, what I'm saying is--
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Aidan needs to be stomped
by the spider shoe.
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Okay, first,
Dad would never do it, and...
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Aidan has been getting better.
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He's downstairs eating
our entire breakfast.
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I'm sorry,
I want to like the guy,
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but he's a selfish jerk-face.
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And she's the nicest
in the family.
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Imagine how we feel.
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[scoffs] Oh, I can.
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I've been feeling it
for months.
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But we have something
Aidan doesn't.
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Family.
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He was really looking forward
to this weekend with his dad.
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I've got the whole thing
planned.
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He's coming to see
my lacrosse game on Sunday,
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the last game of the season.
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And Coach is doing a big
family barbecue afterward,
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so I finally get to
introduce him to the guys.
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His dad canceled.
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- Again.
- [sighs]
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Well, now I feel bad
for calling him a jerk-face.
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You're not wrong.
His face can be super jerky.
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But there's a reason
he acts selfish
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and thoughtless and rude a--
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where was I going with this?
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Aidan only looks out for himself
because he doesn't have
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brothers and sisters
to show him how to act.
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[deep voice] I'm Ethan.
I'm using my lecture voice.
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I'm saying
something important.
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[deep voice] Aidan doesn't
have brothers and sisters.
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See? Something like that
would keep him in line.
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Okay, nowI have
something to say,
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and no one imitate me.
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While Aidan's here,
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our family can be
a good influence.
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Which should be fun,
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since it's something
our family's never done before.
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Oh, I could show him
a thing or two.
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I don't mean
to toot my own horn,
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but this gal won the trophy
for teamwork
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without playing
a single minute in a game.
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Well, Beast and I can
teach him about sharing.
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We share toys, clothes, gum.
Everything but my glasses.
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Beast can't pull off
that look.
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It's true, just like
he can't rock a helmet.
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The power of a big family
can't help but make you
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- a better person.
- [knock on door]
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Question-- is it okay
to eat a pancake
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- with a footprint on it?
- [all] Yes.
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See?
We're teaching him already.
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- Hey.
- What are you doing here?
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According to my pre-party
flow chart,
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you should already be
on your way to invite
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- guest of honor.
- Totally.
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Right after I practice on you.
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I'm hoping you're
only holding that guitar
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because you forgot
to put it down.
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[stammers] I-I am now.
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"Shane, you like movies.
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I'd like to show you one."
[chuckles softly]
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"My mom thinks...
it's good.
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But first,
a joke to lighten the mood.
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- Knock, knock."
- Who's there?
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No, that's not where
I was going with that!
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This is terrible!
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Why won't he just respond
to one of my emails
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or DMs or paperless invites?
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Here's what you need to say.
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"You, sir,
are invited to see
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the most innovative zombie
virus movie ever made!
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Screening tonight
for the first time ever.
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It's so good, you'll die.
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And then come back to life
and see it again."
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Perfect.
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That's what you'll say to Shane
when you come with me.
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I can't. Hello!
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Party flow chart? Flow?
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And there's no party
if we don't have Shane.
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You heard my pitch.
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You made sour-lemon face
the whole time.
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Come on,
you said it yourself--
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the power of a big family?
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Fine.
Let's go to Shane's.
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Leave it!
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[Ethan] Harley, come on,
we've got to go!
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Be right there!
So you're on set-up.
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Lewie and Beast are snacks,
Mom and Dad will take care
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of setting up the stage
and screen-- you know what?
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There's a color-coded flowchart
up in our room.
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Gee, Harley!
This is a lot of work!
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I don't know how
we'll ever get it all done!
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Don't worry, we're fine,
I just wanna set up
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a scenario where Aidan
will want to be helpful.
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Georgie!
I am very worried!
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Leaving all this work,
with a big party tonight?!
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I actuallyam worried,
but that might help, too.
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Good idea to wear the costume
you designed for my movie.
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This should really
get Shane's attention.
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Plus, it made for
an interesting bus ride.
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I don't know how
a zombie virus even spreads.
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People move really quick
when they see one coming.
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I'm live-streaming
Shane's show
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so we can knock on his door
the minute it's over.
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Let's hope that's soon.
Time's ticking on the party.
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And I forgot to tell Georgie
to rope off the V.I.P. section,
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which, to stay on theme,
I'm calling the R.I.P. section.
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[television playing]
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[grunts] Boy...
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I don't remember these chairs
being this heavy.
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It's kind of a situation
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where you're grateful
for a helping hand.
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You shouldn't be lifting that.
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Just push it across
the floor with your foot.
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Man, you sure got stuck
with a terrible job.
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[sighs] We have a lot of
really good candy here, Beast.
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I can't wait to share it
at the party.
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Yeah, sharing
makesme feel good.
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Me too.
Thanks for sharing.
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Hey, those are for
our guests.
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People are coming to your house
and getting candy
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and you're not even allowed
to eat it?
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It's because our parents--
our brother--
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uh... our parents--
our brother--
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Explain to me why we're
giving these to strangers.
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I was hoping you would.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, what are you doing?
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That's our movie screen
for tonight.
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I'm sorry, just all those
bird-poop stains
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are great
for target practice.
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[groans]
We scrubbed for an hour.
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What do those birds eat?
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Any backyard movie
I've ever been to,
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they always had one of those
big blow-up screens.
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They did?
244
00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:23,874
[both] Oh.
245
00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:27,165
Look, I volunteered because
I knew no one else would.
246
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,124
That's what you do
in big families, you step up.
247
00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:30,707
Sounds more like you're
getting steppedon.
248
00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:32,290
Everybody's got a job.
249
00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,207
Lewie and Beast
are in charge of snacks--
250
00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:36,499
which is really just
filling up bags with candy.
251
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,624
Mom and Dad are putting up
a movie screen--
252
00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:41,249
which is mostly pulling
a tarp out of the garage.
253
00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:44,374
And Harley's supervising--
which she handed off to me.
254
00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:47,582
[gasps]
How did this happen?
255
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:50,165
Look, we promised to give
Ethan a special night.
256
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:52,290
We'll have him buy us
even fancier chocolate
257
00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:53,749
when he gets famous.
258
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:56,124
We're playing the long game.
259
00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:58,707
I guess
if it makes sense to you.
260
00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:01,124
If it were me, I'd take
half the candy for myself.
261
00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,583
Who would know?
262
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,874
Look, it's kind of
a gross-out movie.
263
00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:09,415
Bird-poop screen
feels appropriate.
264
00:12:09,416 --> 00:12:11,457
Hey, I get it.
Seven kids.
265
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,249
Busy.
You do what you can.
266
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:16,875
Which, in our case,
is a bird-turd blanket.
267
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:23,582
Letthem do the grunt work.
Thanks, Aidan.
268
00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:25,957
[cheering on television]
269
00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:28,500
Let's go split these.
Thanks, Aidan.
270
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,290
We need a screen
that's not a bird toilet.
271
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:33,583
Thanks, Aidan.
272
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:39,874
Now for our online poll
of which zombie ate it best.
273
00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:42,415
Grant from Rhode Island
says Grandma Betty
274
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,582
was no match
for Sheriff Johnson...
275
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,457
He's doing his wrap-up.
276
00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:49,082
Okay, let's get these
tablets up and running.
277
00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:50,707
I want to look my worst.
278
00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:52,000
[bleep]
279
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,291
What's that noise?
280
00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:59,500
- Is that--
- That's us.
281
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,999
Forget about a movie screen.
282
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,874
This thing is so big, we could
use it to sail to the New World.
283
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:20,082
I can't believe they only had
the floor model left.
284
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:23,000
I mean, how many backyard movie
premieres are happening tonight?
285
00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:34,415
You ruined my biggest show
of the year!
286
00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:36,999
Sorry! Funny story.
Costume has tablet front.
287
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,957
Tablet back.
Mirror technology.
288
00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:42,749
Remote, garage, same frequency--
not important.
289
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,249
Whatis important
is my brother directed
290
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:46,874
an awesome zombie movie.
291
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:49,957
We're having an exclusive
premiere tonight,
292
00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:53,165
and we'd love for you
to be the honored guest.
293
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,874
So what do you say?
294
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,708
I'm calling the police.
295
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:01,165
What is this?
296
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,957
That's your phone.
We really rattled him, Harley.
297
00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:06,624
The clip of you guys
interrupting my show
298
00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:08,207
is blowing up.
299
00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:09,999
[chuckles]
It's going crazy viral!
300
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,707
[gasps] Even the snobby
sci-fi geeks are reposting it!
301
00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:14,999
[laughs]
302
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,957
Sounds like you
kind of owe us one.
303
00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:19,833
My movie's only an hour.
So what do you say?
304
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,749
I'll let you use
this costume for your set.
305
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:27,707
This gore score
is off the charts!
306
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:30,875
Should've started withthat.
I'll be there.
307
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,124
You won't regret it.
308
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:36,457
The movie's amazing,
and the party will be, too.
309
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,125
We've got a whole team
working on it as we speak.
310
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:43,290
The party starts in an hour.
311
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:45,082
I don't know what happened,
312
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:48,000
but our family better
have been eaten by zombies.
313
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:52,707
Where's the snack bar?
314
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,749
The-- the red carpet?
315
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,249
My little stage?
316
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,832
If we're going to solve this,
317
00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:59,749
we're gonna have
to divide and conquer.
318
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,457
I'll take Georgie.
You take the twins.
319
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,374
How come you got the easy one?
320
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:04,875
Perks of coming up
with the plan.
321
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,457
You're supposed
to be setting up!
322
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:12,249
I thought Aidan
was helping you.
323
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:15,624
No. He left a while ago.
And I'm done doing grunt work.
324
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,207
If you want my help,
I get a cushy,
325
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,166
front-of the-house job--
checking in guests.
326
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:25,499
What's going on?
W-where are the gift bags?
327
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,124
I thought you'd be done
by now!
328
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:29,375
We are.
329
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,457
Why is there only
one piece of candy?
330
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:41,707
Aidan said if we take half,
who would know?
331
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:45,999
I hate to say it, but I think
someone might know now.
332
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:51,124
Hey, fancy gift bags usually
come with lots of tissue paper.
333
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,999
This is toilet paper!
334
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,707
- Who would know?
- I would!
335
00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:59,415
The guests would!
Shane would!
336
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:03,749
I'll fill the bags myself.
Where's the rest of the candy?
337
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,207
Thatis the rest.
[scoffs]
338
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:09,582
You ate eight pounds of candy?!
339
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:12,874
What do you think we are, idiots?
340
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,833
Seven pounds
are buried in the yard.
341
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,499
Georgie's acting like
an entirely different person.
342
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,749
The twins went rogue
on the gift bags.
343
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,582
Something weird is going on.
344
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,290
Instead of stepping up
big family style,
345
00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:28,291
they're acting like
a bunch of jerk-faces.
346
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:32,124
[both] Aidan!
347
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,290
He's run through this entire
house like an infection!
348
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:35,874
We have to warn mom and dad.
349
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,999
Whereare mom and dad?
350
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,957
All right, took a little longer
time than we expected,
351
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:45,249
but we finally wrestled
this baby into submission.
352
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:48,457
Let's hit the road, we still
have to set up Ethan's stage.
353
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,207
Because apparently
you can't give a speech
354
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:52,124
about your humble beginnings
from the grass.
355
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,457
Uh...
356
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,624
Please tell me
you're looking for a mint.
357
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,082
Yes.
358
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,375
I'm looking for the mint
that starts the car.
359
00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:06,874
They must be here
somewhere.
360
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:09,291
Then why aren't they, Tom?!
Why aren't they?!
361
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:13,833
Uh...
362
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:16,750
Do you want to hear
something funny?
363
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,832
Okay, new plan.
We'll do it ourselves.
364
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:26,124
I'll figure out some food
and do the gift bags.
365
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,582
- You can set up the screen.
- There's not enough time.
366
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,458
Face it, the two of us
can't do everything.
367
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:34,249
You're right.
368
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,082
I didn't think one Aidan
369
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,957
was more powerful
than six Diazes.
370
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,582
Pulling off a party
in one day?
371
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:43,332
I guess I was expecting
too much.
372
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,207
I mean,
I know it's a long shot,
373
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,874
me ever becoming
a big-time director,
374
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,874
but I always thought
if I made it,
375
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:52,832
it'd bebecause of my family.
376
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,000
Not...
377
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:13,874
♪ Here we go,
I'm gonna be a big star ♪
378
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:17,582
♪ Turn it on
like a rock-and-roll guitar ♪
379
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:21,582
♪ Light up,
let it burn like a big star ♪
380
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:25,874
♪ Here we go, and it goes
a little something like this ♪
381
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:30,082
♪ Oh-oh, and it goes
a little something like this ♪
382
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,000
[vocalizing]
383
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,999
♪ And it goes
a little something like this ♪
384
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,082
Getting crowded, Georgie.
make sure they're on the list.
385
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,999
I can't believe
we actually pulled this off.
386
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,999
[chuckles, sighs]
387
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,582
Power of a big family.
388
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,415
Remember this
when you're rich and famous
389
00:18:50,416 --> 00:18:52,457
and need an entourage.
390
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:55,957
Ethan, look who's here!
391
00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:57,874
Shane Coleman.
Should be on the list.
392
00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:01,124
[laughs] Go!
What are you waiting for!
393
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,999
Dude, so glad
you could make it.
394
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,582
I have anyone sitting
on either side of you
395
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,957
in case you like to spread out,
and if you want
396
00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:09,457
to put your feet up,
I can move people.
397
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:11,999
Look, I'm just here
to fulfill my obligation.
398
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,874
But I might as well do it
with my feet up.
399
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,999
- Sir?
- Ooh, gift bag.
400
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,999
Oh, glad I'm not late.
I think it looks pretty good.
401
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,082
We really pulled this off,
didn't we?
402
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:27,874
We? You are not
a part of our "we."
403
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,999
While you were off
doing whatever,
404
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,874
the we was here cleaning,
setting up the party,
405
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,999
and working as a team like
we used to before you came in.
406
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,999
This is just like old times.
407
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,207
You yelling at me,
me not really understanding why.
408
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:43,457
Ofcourse this is my fault.
409
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:46,207
I was hoping by bringing you
here to be in our family,
410
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,207
you'd learn a little
something about sharing
411
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:51,207
and working as a team,
but instead,
412
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,249
you taught them
to be as selfish as you.
413
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,332
Selfish? Is it selfish
for me to be working
414
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:57,207
on the entertainment
for this party?
415
00:19:57,208 --> 00:20:00,374
Yes! Because Ethan's film
is the entertainment!
416
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,374
That's the whole point
of this thing!
417
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,415
It's supposed to be about Ethan,
not whatever you think is fun!
418
00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:07,374
- Well, I thought--
- It's always all about you.
419
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,207
- I got--
- Do you hear yourself?
420
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,999
- I just wanted--
- There you go again, "I, I, I"!
421
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,999
[truck beeping,
crowd murmuring]
422
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,082
[Shane] I got a surprise
for the party.
423
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:19,249
- [horn honks]
- A video game truck?
424
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:21,582
Who's gonna want
to watch Ethan's movie
425
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:23,999
when there's a truck full
of awesome parked next to it?!
426
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,999
Everyone was working so hard
to make it a great party,
427
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,457
I thought I'd do the same.
428
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:30,165
I just came up
with a terrible idea.
429
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:32,082
I'm new at this!
430
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,124
Don't worry,
I'll send them away.
431
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:38,416
I've gotta get this going.
Lewie, quick, start the speech!
432
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:43,415
Introducing our film's director,
the person who will one day
433
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,290
let his brothers
live in his pool house,
434
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:47,999
Mr. Ethan Diaz!
435
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:53,165
- [cheers and applause]
- Back! Back! Back! Back!
436
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:56,165
I wanna thank you all
so much for coming--
437
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,374
[grunting]
438
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:02,207
[all murmuring]
439
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,249
This is the last time
I accept an invite
440
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,875
from people who show up
in my driveway.
441
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:22,582
[sighs]
Sorry about this weekend.
442
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,124
And thanks for letting me
after last night.
443
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,458
I'm just gonna...
444
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,457
[door opens, closes]
445
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,290
I can't believe
after all that work,
446
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:37,082
the screening
never even happened.
447
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:41,208
He made me mad at a game truck.
Who does that?
448
00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:46,999
Look, he even left his lacrosse
mouth guard on our table.
449
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,999
Aw, he'll need that
for his game today.
450
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,125
[scoffs]
451
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:56,000
[doorbell rings]
452
00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:02,207
Hey, guys.
453
00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:04,457
Oh, man, you were so disgusted
with last night,
454
00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:06,457
you didn't even want
to keep the costume.
455
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,999
I'd love to,
but I brought it back
456
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,207
so you can use it
for the sequel.
457
00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:13,999
I haven't written one yet.
458
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,457
You better get started.
459
00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:17,332
You're gonna have
a lot of new fans
460
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:20,290
after I give you a shout-out
on my big finale show.
461
00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:22,165
How?
462
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,124
We-- we never even screened
the movie.
463
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:26,249
You know that kid you were
yelling at last night?
464
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,290
He chased me down
and wouldn't let me leave
465
00:22:28,291 --> 00:22:30,124
till I took the DVD from him.
466
00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:32,249
I get why
you were yelling at him.
467
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:35,374
- He's kind of pushy.
- Pushy, yes. I agree.
468
00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:39,874
Slow down, you showed up
in my driveway in a zombie suit.
469
00:22:39,875 --> 00:22:41,957
But I'm glad hewas pushy.
470
00:22:41,958 --> 00:22:44,415
If not, I never
would've discovered
471
00:22:44,416 --> 00:22:46,415
a great up-and-coming
director.
472
00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:48,874
[chuckles]
473
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:51,124
♪ And it's everything ♪
474
00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:55,332
♪ You wanted to be ♪
475
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,832
♪ It's a new day... ♪
476
00:22:57,833 --> 00:23:00,249
We know your final
lacrosse game is today.
477
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:03,457
- Thought you might need a ride.
- And a cheering section.
478
00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:08,249
{\an8}- [all cheer]
- [chanting] Aidan! Aidan!
479
00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:10,124
{\an8}We're good at loud.
480
00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:12,290
{\an8}Aidan! Aidan! Aidan!
481
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,249
{\an8}[Harley] I guess Ethan making
a great movie
482
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,165
{\an8}wasn't the biggest surprise
of the weekend.
483
00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:17,957
{\an8}The real twist?
484
00:23:17,958 --> 00:23:19,249
{\an8}Aidan turned out
to be the good guy.
485
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,290
{\an8}Lewie, please,
make room for Aidan.
486
00:23:21,291 --> 00:23:23,290
{\an8}So, yeah,
our premiere fell apart,
487
00:23:23,291 --> 00:23:26,124
{\an8}but we still got
our movie-perfect ending.
488
00:23:26,125 --> 00:23:27,333
{\an8}Come on, Aidan, get in!
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