All language subtitles for Stuck.In.The.Middle.S03E07.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264.DUAL-C76_Legendas02.ENG

What the heck is that?

- Could be a camera.
- Or a thermometer.

I bet it's a dolphin
translator.

And it could not
come sooner.

I can't wait to hear
what they have to say.

It's a heart rate monitor.

It's the first part
of my lie detector test.

Your heart rate goes up
when you lie.

Or when your work
gets interrupted.

Uh, what do you need
a lie detector for?

Abuela sent us
Valentine candy.

Everybodysays
they didn't see it,

yet I found the empty box
in the trash.

- Well, it wasn't me.
- We'll see.

Oh, which wire are you gonna
connect next, red or blue?

[huffs] I thought you guys were
going to the movies tonight.

Well, we couldn't
decide which one,

so we figured we'd see
what you were doing.

This happens every time
Georgie and Wyatt hang out.

You know how sometimes
people feel like

they're the third wheel
in a relationship?

That's me. And I never
even wanted to be
a part of the tricycle.

I'm working.

At least I'm trying to.

Well, I'd better get home.

But still really curious
about that red-or-blue thing?

- Red
- Knew it.

- Okay, bye.
- Oh-- Bye.

Have you noticed
every time you and Wyatt
hang out,

you actually hangin?

- With me.
- We do?

- [movie playing]
- Wait, why is the queen
running through the forest?

Because the fire elves
are chasing her.

- Who are the fire elves?
- We don't know yet.

They just crawled
out of the dungeon.

Oh. Missed that.

- I'll rewind.
- Okay.

What do you want to eat?

I don't know.

Huh. Me neither.

Hey, Harley,

what are you having?

Peanut butter
and jelly.

- [gasps] That sounds good.
- Mmm.

[huffs]

Wow.

Our relationship
has really slipped
since the prom.

And he spent half of that
talking to a potted fern
he thought was me.

Okay, "Grandpa thought
I was a potted plant"

is not the kind of story
you want to be telling
your grandkids.

You two need to get out
and make better memories.

It's weird. We have fun
at my games and at parties,

but when it's up to us
to make a plan,

we end up eating
your sandwich.

I like Wyatt, but maybe
the two of us just don't work.

Well, I know
the three of us don't.

Starting now, you are
going to be coming up
with your own activities.

You're right.
One of us needs
to take charge.

But how will we decide
which one?

You, Georgie! It should be you!

Yes. Me, of course.
I will take charge.

- With your help.
- I would be happy to.

For your sake.

And because I need
to finish this

before the Valentine thief
strikes at Easter.

You can steal my candy hearts,

butno one takes
my chocolate bunny.

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪

♪ Like you're living
in a circus ♪

♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪

♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪

♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪

♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪

♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the middle
of the party ♪

♪ We're just
getting started ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

All right.

The new take-charge,
decisive Georgie
just texted Wyatt.

I'm making us a plan
for Saturday.

So what should we do?

Well, where would you go
if you were taking yourself out?

Start with a meal.

Hmm. Okay, well,

I would take me
to the grilled cheese truck.

See how easy that was?

Keep going.

Then I would eat it
in Dobson Park.

You know the bench
next to the garden?

Love it. That sounds so good
I want to tag along.

But I won't, because,
as you know now,

and should have before,
that's weird.

- Hmm.
- Okay.

Grilled cheese, park--
then what?

Oh! And if I'm in the park,
I would love for me
to take me roller skating!

See? You're showing yourself
a great time.

I am, but this date's
for Wyatt, too.

Isn't it selfish
if I only plan stuff
that I like?

Well, you and Wyatt
like most of the same things.

That's why you're such
a great couple.

If you plan things
that you like to do,
he'll like them too.

You're right.
I can't wait to have
the perfect date with me!

I mean, Wyatt.

AndI can't wait
for the perfect date with me--

finishing my heart rate
monitor.

I'm so excited.
I wish it was already finished

so I could measure
how excited I am.

Hey. Saw you reading comics
at school the other day.

Ever heard of Doctor Tick-Tock?

Of course.

I just got the latest issue.

Thought you might
want to check it out.

I'll just give it
a quick glance

and then slide it back
under the gate to you.

Okay, bye.

Wait.

This issue isn't even out yet.

How do you have it already?

My friend Todd
from my old school,

his dad draws it.

You know Garth Benson?

- Uh-huh.
- What's he like?

A lot like Doctor Tick-Tock,

minus the solar-powered
clock helmet.

I had that helmet
when I was a kid!

Me too!

That thing made no sense.

What's the point
of having a clock
on your head?

You can't even see it!

And it never worked!

I was late to school,
every day.

They're in town.
I'm supposed to have dinner
with them tonight.

You're welcome to come.

To dinner?

W-With Garth Benson?

- Uh-huh.
- Oh ho!

Wait.

No, I-I can't.

You're not exactly
my sister's favorite person.

I mean, between
the backyard battle

and the fight you had
over the announcements...

Oh, and do you still
do that drumming thing
with your fingers?

'Cause she hates that.

That's why I'm invitingyou--
noher.

Still.

Wait. You're not
afraid of your sister, are you?

Afraid? No.

Pfft! She's, like... small.

So that's yes.

[sighs]

Yes.
That's a yes.

[snaps fingers]
See ya.

Thanks to me having
some alone time,

this baby's finally finished.

[beeping rhythmically]

Heart rate steady.
I did not takeAbuela's candy.

Hey! New take-charge Georgie
is back.

How'd it go with Wyatt?

Wait.

[beeping rapidly]

Your heart is racing.

It must have been exciting.

Or you took the candy.

- I didn't.
- We'll see.

Now sit. I want
to hear everything.

Start at the beginning.

Okay. Well, first,
we hit the grilled cheese truck.

Mmm! Warm, gooey goodness.

Solid start to an awesome time.

Oh! This is so delicious!

Thanks for takin' charge
of today.

Don't thank me.
We owe it all to Harley.

[both laughing]

- Boop!
- Oh! Boop!

I was just the inspiration.

- You get the credit.
- Credit?

- More like blame.
- What?

Georgie:Last month
Wyatt got food poisoning
from a grilled cheese.

Now even the smell of it
makes him sick.

He didn't want to say anything
because I told him

grilled cheese was
my favorite thing.

Oh!

Oh! Done already?

I'll order you another.

Okay, food fail,
but at least you were
eating at the park.

The setting was beautiful.

[sighs] What a great spot.

You really nailed it.

No.Harley nailed it.

[Wyatt chuckles]

I'm just a person.

Anybody could save
a relationship.

Slow down, anybody.
That is not how it went.

Georgie:Turns out they had
fertilized the garden--

with chicken manure.

[Harley]Oh, no,
could you smell it?

[Georgie]Smell and,
when a big wind
kicked up, taste.

FYI, chicken manure
does not taste like chicken.

- So you left?
- Not fast enough.

So... roller skating
turned it all around?

Ahh. This is fun.

And thanks to all this
protective gear,

we can't even get hurt.

Hurt? We're past
that nonsense.

Only good things
can happen now.

- Right?
- [grunts]

[Georgie]After
the fertilizer storm,
Wyatt couldn't really see.

[Harley]He didn't learn
his lesson after prom
and have backup contacts?

- Are your eyes okay?
- Oh, yeah. They're fine.

- Okay.
- Go ahead.

He not only learned,
he got laser eye surgery.

Which is too bad,
because his giant glasses

could have kept
the tornado of chicken poop
out of eyes.

[Wyatt] Ohh!

Which led to my first
good decision of the day:

taking him to the hospital.

- The hospital?
- When he fell

he broke his arm--
and his other wrist.

If this isn't a sign
we're not meant to be together,

I don't know what
I'm waiting for--
a meteor to hit him?

I'm sorry. I don't even
know what to say.

Except that there won't be
another meteor shower
for five months.

Ohh. I can't wait that long.

In every couple, there should be
a leader and a follower.

When two followers
get together,
this is what happens.

[sighs]

Wyatt and I
need to break up.

Okay.

Wow. Uh...

well, you're being a leader now.

You just made
a really big decision.

Actually, two decisions.

I also decided
you're telling him.

Me?! Why should I
be the one

to break up with Wyatt?!

This whole thing is your fault.

You made me plan
my perfect day

and ruin Wyatt's life.

Look, I gave you advice,
you took it,

and it turned out terribly.

It happens every day
in this house.

Well, I can't
break up with him.

You've seen what happens
when I make decisions.

Wyatt's already lost
both of his arms--

he can't afford to lose
his legs, too.

He walks to school.

I don't know how to
break up with someone!

I took a nine-year-old
to the prom

because I couldn't
hurt his feelings.

There's a photo in the yearbook
of me and the top of his head.

You know what?

This is my problem,
not yours.

- I'll handle it.
- Good.

Now what are you
gonna say?

Nothing. Wyatt and I
will just stay together.

Get married someday,

move upstate,

maybe downstate.

Maybe some other state.

Or we could stay here.

Can we do Thanksgiving
with your family?

No. I will break up with him.

Hey.

Why are you here?

"Thanks for the awesome dinner
last night

"with my favorite
comic book artist

I never would have met
on my own, Aiden."

Is that what you meant?

Sorry. You just
surprised me.

You're right. Thanks.

So, uh, what's up?

Just wanted to borrow that book
you were talking about.

Ya know, I can't
go get it right now.

I'll bring it
to school tomorrow.

You didn't tell Harley
we're hanging out, did you?

Uh, haven't really seen her.
Heh. Big family.

People get lost
in the crowd.

Didn't even know we had Daphne
till she was, like, three.

I'm going to track down Harley
and tell her.

As soon as I'm finished
with this.

Okay.

Hey, good luck standing up
to your little sister.

Ohh.

Aah!

You put that guy
on the Dead To Diaz list

for being a jerk to Harley.

Why are you back there?
What are you doing?

What areyou doing?

You're not supposed
to speak to him--

even if it's lies.

Especially if it's lies.

Your lies are terrible.

Really? I thought
they were pretty--

Terrible.

You're hanging out with a dude
who's Dead To Diaz.

Even I wouldn't do that.

And I just spied on you
through garbage.

I'm going to need ten dollars
to keep this quiet.

Forget it.
I'm telling Harley myself.

Fine. I'll take five!

Uhh. Nothing kills a bribe game
like honesty.

I'm kind of worried
about how Wyatt's
going to handle the bad news,

but I figure
everything is easier to take
with some warm cookies.

Plus, who can cry
when their mouth's filled
with chocolate chips?

Ohh. Got a sec?

Sure. Just baking some cookies
for Georgie's soon-to-be
ex-boyfriend.

Look, there's something
I need to tell you.

So, I...

- [beeping]
- What is that?
What are you doing?

Heart rate monitor.

I think it's messed up.

I have something to do later
that I'm really nervous about,

and it's saying my heart rate
is only normal.

I'm gonna test the levels out
on you while you talk.

- [beeping]
- Great idea.

Okay...
how do I put this?

You know that video
where the man becomes friends
with the goose?

I haven't seen it.

So, this guy is going
for a walk one day,

and this goose
climbs out of a lake

and starts following him around.

- [beeping]
- It sounds crazy,

but before you know it,

they end up becoming buds.

The man never thought it would
happen in a million years,

and I'm sure the goose
didn't either,

and even though a man
and a goose becoming friends
makes no sense,

it totally works
because they're both fans
of the same comic book.

Wait, the goose can read?
You should have led with that.

The thing to remember is,
neither the man or the goose
meant to hurt anyone's feelings.

- [beeping rapidly]
- I guess what I'm trying
to say is--

Whoa. This thing says
your heart rate
is off the charts.

[beeping rapidly]

Did you take theabuela candy?

No! It's because I--

friends--

the goose can read, Harley!

- [beeping rapidly]
- Ohh!

[knocks]

Ohh. I don't want to do this.

Huh. Everythingis easier
with cookies.

[clatter]

Harley!

Oh. I think I know
why you're here.

Good. That'll make this go
a lot faster.

I always knew the Diazes
were great people,

but I can't believe you
remembered today's my birthday!

I can't either!

I just can't believe it!

Really can't believe it.

Your birthday!
Of course!

Which is why I brought you
these chocolate chip cookies.

Happy birthday.

Or should I say,
"Chippy birthday"?

[laughs]
Here you go.

Could you carry them in
for me?

Your timing's great.
You can stay and watch me
open presents.

[laughs]
Of course.

Ohh.

Hey! Thanks for comin' down.

I got that comic book
you wanted to borrow.

In fact, I brought
my entire collection.

What better place
to get your geek on
than a bait shop?

Lots of space to lounge,

[inhales)
refreshing salty air,

the chatter
of old fishermen.

Dude, just admit it.

You're afraid to tell
your sister we're friends.

I'm not afraid
of my sister.

Good, 'cause
there she is now.

Duck!

I was joking.

Heh. Me too.

You still didn't
tell her yet, did you?

Ah, no, no, not yet.

But-But I will.

For now, have fun.
Enjoy the books.

If you want to read anything
prior to 2010,

use these protective gloves.

Dad?

I-I thought you went out
to fix that motor.

No, good news.
I got there late,
the boat sank.

[laughs]

It's good news because
I didn't have to fix anything.

And someone's coming here
tomorrow to buy a boat.

[nervous chuckle]

Hey.

Isn't that the kid
you guys put on
the Dead To Diaz list?

Y-Yeah, yeah.

He's just here shopping
for...

an anchor.

Like teenage boys do.

I-I'll ring him up.

[grunting]

Here's the one
you're looking for.

Comes out to $107.

Look, Ethan,

you're cool and all,

but we're either friends
or we're not.

Let me know
when you figure it out.

Until then, I'm taking
your Vampilot 6.

It's a long walk home.

You didn't tell me
it was his birthday!

You seemed nervous.
I didn't want to put
any more pressure on you.

So, how did it go?
I want every detail.

Funny you want details
when you're so fond
of leaving them out.

How'd he handle
the breakup?

Pretty well--
probably because I never
got to that part.

- What?
- He had a lot
of presents to open.

By the way, his parents say hi.

And he's coming over later
because the reason
you weren't with me

was that you were planning
a party for him here.

He's cominghere?!
Harley!

Hey, this is your fault!

The birthday thing
caught me off guard
and I started rambling.

FYI, you're baking him
his favorite cake.

Oh, and you should probably
get him a gift.

Not a book, though.
He got a ton of those.

A cake? You went over there
and made it worse.

- Thanks a lot.
- Don't be mad at me.

I told you I'd never
broken up with anybody before.

You still haven't.

Ohh. I wish Rachel were here.

She would talk to Wyatt
and he would be gone
in a hot second.

Great idea. Let's buy her
a plane ticket home
to do the dirty work.

Not fast enough.

We need a heartless assassin
who's in the same country.

[clatter]

[Daphne] Anyone else got
a problem with my spoons?

Okay.

Hit the bricks, Unicorn!

Great. Now Blue Fairy's crying.

How can I enjoy my tea
with all that blubbering!

So what we're saying is,
we'd like for you to break up
with Wyatt for me.

No, thanks.

We're all enjoying
our scones.Right?

If you don't help us,

I'll use my heart rate monitor
to find out

if you were the one
who tookAbuela's candy.

- Like you have a--
- [monitor beeping]

Someone ate all the candy
thatAbuela sent us.

- Was it you?
- No!

- Uh--Lewie took it!
- [beeping rapidly]

Beast took it!
Dad took it!

Would you excuse me?
I have to go to the bathroom.

Aah! Get her!
She's the one who
took the candy!

All right, all right,
I'll do it!

But I keep the candy.

Hey, Dad?
There's something important

I need to talk to you about.

Have you seen that video
where the man is friends
with the goose?

Yeah! You're like,
"What are these two
doing together?"

- But it totally works.
- Exactly.

Aiden and I are friends,

and I'm the one who put him
on the Dead To Diaz list
for Harley.

Oh.

When Harley finds out,
she'll think I betrayed her.

If I stay loyal to my sister,
I have to lose my friend.

What do I do?

I'm sorry, I can't make
this decision.

You're gonna have to
do it yourself.

I don't want Harley
to be mad at me.

Well, she might be.

But that's the good thing about
family--no matter what choices
you make, good or bad,

your family's
not going anywhere.

They're stuck with you
for life.

Thanks, Dad.
I guess I have a lot
to think about.

You know what
helps me think?

Scrubbing algae.
It's very therapeutic.

Hmm.

Thanks for coming by.

Make yourself comfortable.

I will be over there.

Oh. Uh, is this
a surprise party?

Because Harley already told me
there's gonna be a party.

Don't worry.
There's a surprise.

[Daphne]
Hello, Wyatt.

May I offer you
a refreshment?

[remote beeps]

[beeps]

Umm. Sorry.

Thank you.

I understand
today is your birthday.

- Yes.
- Happy birthday.

Cake?

[remote beeps]

[remote beeps]

Sure.

February birthday--
that would make you
an Aquarius.

I find that the weakest
of all the signs.

Pisces, actually.
I'm on the cusp--

Enough small talk.
You've been dumped.
Tissue?

[beeps]

[beeps]

Haha.

Georgie, what's going on?

Okay...
here she goes.

I'm breaking up with you.

Are we done here?
I'm meeting Blue Fairy
for an apology lunch.

I can't wait to hear her beg.

Uh, I don't understand.

- We broke up weeks ago.
- What?!

Yeah, don't you remember
when I said I wanted to
see other people?

We were in the recovery room
for your laser eye surgery.

I-I thought you meant
you wanted tosee
other people.

Oh. It was "see"
and "go out with."

So, what you're saying is,

these last few weeks
we've been hanging out
as friends?

♪ Sittin' here daydreamin' ♪

♪ 'Bout how you see me ♪

No, thanks.
I'm not in the mood.

You should be happy.

This is what you wanted, right?

I did, but I'm not good
at letting things go.

I get sad when I sell
my old clothes at a yard sale.

They don't fit,
and I don't want them,

but still.

I miss Wyatt like I miss
those red clogs
that gave me blisters.

[Harley]
Decisions are tough--

even for the best of us.

Sometimes you can't decide
what to do.

So, what do you
want to watch?

I don't know.

It's all right.

I'll decide.

Sometimes you need some help.

And sometimes, you need
someone to do it for you.

So, we... can't hang out anymore?

Don't drag this out.

It's my second one of these
today, and I'm tired.

Boys. So pathetic.

[horn honks]