All language subtitles for Stuck.In.The.Middle.S03E04.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264.DUAL-C76_Legendas03.ENG

Can someone
pass the dressing?

[glass shatters]

Sorry. Rachel was
supposed to be there.

Okay, that's it.

We've lost the ranch,

two rolls,
and the butter.

It's time to say what
we've all been trying to ignore.

It's weird Rachel's gone.

Harley's right;
we're a Diaz down.

Things just
aren't the same.

Dancing With My Dad?

More likeDancing
With My Dud.

Am I right?

Hey, check out
this phone bill.

For the first time ever,
we didn't go over
our family minutes.

I miss Rachel.

Hey, Rachel, you know the makeup
you told me not to touch?

[indistinct yelling]

Overseas yelling.
Not the same.

I never thought
I would say this,

but this family
feels too small.

Without Rachel here
to tell us to shut up,

I feel like we have
nothing to talk about.

We all miss Rachel,

but we need
to stay positive.

I knew the day would come

when one of
my little chickadees

would fly the nest,
tearing out my heart,

and leaving a big,
giant hole in the family.

Come on, Suzie,
you're better than this.

Okay.

Rachel was the oldest
and most experienced,

but with her leaving
is an opportunity

for the rest of you
to flourish.

Oh, flourish, yes.

Especially you, Georgie.

Say what?

You've been in Rachel's
shadow a long time.
Not anymore.

Finally you get to be
captain of something--
Team Diaz.

I'm gonna make you
a T-shirt.

Do we still do that?
Do we still make T-shirts
for everything?

This is your chance
to shine.

Shine. Yes.

[nervous giggle]

What are you doing?

Moving your bed to
where Rachel's was.

You're taking on
the responsibility,
you deserve the perks.

The window view,
corner all to yourself.

Furthest down one
from Lewie and Beast.

But I'm not ready to be
the captain of the family.

I'm usually the person
who sits next to the captain
and hands out water.

And you do
an excellent job.

No one is ever thirsty
at your games.

- I take hydration
very seriously.
- Because you care.

And now that you have
the chance to step up,

I know you'll
shine here, too.

I don't know if
you've been paying
attention all these years,

but generally,
I don't shine.

I crash and burn.

What if I crash
and burn our family?

Uh-oh.
Georgie's showing

all the warning signs
of a spiral.

We need someone
to pull her out fast.

Hey, Rach...

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

Looks like this one's
on me.

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪

♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪

♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪

♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪

♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪

♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪

♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the middle
of the party ♪

♪ We're just
getting started ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

Rachel hosed me
by leaving early.

I'm used to practicing
before Coach puts me in,

and he never puts me in.

Oh, boy,
here comes the spiral.

Oh, good idea.
Smack some sense into me.
Right here.

No.
It's a massager.

I was going to offer you
a calming sister massage

to help you relax.

Look, Rachel's just
a normal human being.

She puts her pants on
one leg at a time.

Except for
that weird pair of pants.

Or maybe it was a skirt.

Whatever it was,
she made it work.

She made
a lot of things work.

She told the truth
to a fault,

she wasn't afraid
to stand up to Mom and Dad,

and she was the one
who always got us
out of trouble.

I promise, you've got
this older sibling thing,

and I'm going to do
what scientists do best--

prove it.

I don't know
if I trust you.
This massager is terrible.

Full disclosure, I originally
designed it as a pooper scooper.

Eww!

Feast your eyes.
The family blackmail book.

For years, Rachel
used it for evil,

and it's up to us
to continue that tradition.

The best part is,
no one knows

that this book
is completely empty.

Turns out you don't
actually have to have
dirt on your family.

People thinking
you have dirt

is all the dirt
that you need.

If it isn't
our first victim.

Whatcha got there,
candy hands?

Oh, this is for Chloe,

that girl I've
been hanging out with.

I need things to go
better than last time,

when I made her cry.

Well, it helps that
you set a low bar.

Thank you.
I checked out her social media,

and found out
this is her favorite.

No wonder.
Swiss chocolate is so delicious.

Now hand it over
and be on your way.

- I'm not gonna give you--
- I think you are.

- [Tom] Ethan!
- [mug shatters]

Have you seen
my favorite mug?

Somehow,
it was less humiliating

getting shaken down
by an older sister.

Ugh, it's got almonds.

Eh, I'll eat around them.

Anybody see my spit bucket?

What are we doing?

Proving that you can
fill Rachel's shoes.

Sure, she has some skills,

but I'm confident
you have them, too.

Does Mom know her bedroom
curtains are out here?

Focus.
And no, she doesn't.

You are about
to be confronted by

a series of potential real-life
scenarios I've dubbed

"WWRD-- What
Would Rachel Do?"

Challenge number one...

"Tough Love."

Here's the scene.

It's morning, and Ethan's
heading out to school.

What would Rachel do?

Check out the E-man.

New jacket.
What do you think?

It's maybe
not my favorite,

but I could be wrong.

I mostly wear sweats,
so what do I know?

No, Georgie, you're Rachel.
Tough love.

Right, sorry.

I'd maybe change.

I know you have
some really nice...

any other jacket
but that one to wear.

But I feel good.

I look fly.

The ladies
are gonna love it.

Then again,
if it makes you happy.

- [buzzer buzzing]
- Wrong answer.

But I don't want him
to feel bad.

That's why he needs
the Rachel-style tough love.

Last time he wore
this to school,
this happened.

"Loser"?
That makes two of us.

Don't worry.

You've still got
plenty more challenges
to redeem yourself.

Do we really need
to talk through this curtain?

How else am I supposed
to do a big reveal?

Now, sometimes we need
to tell Mom and Dad

things they don't
wanna hear.

We could always
rely on Rachel for that.

Challenge number two...

"Truth To Power."

Here's the scene.

Mom served tuna casserole
three nights in a row,

and she's pulling
a fourth one out of the freezer.

What would Rachel do?

Hey, kids, you know what
I've got a hankering for?

Tuna casserole.

Oh, look, I've
got one right here.

Mom, I'm really sorry, but--

Rachel doesn't say
sorry, Rachel.

I'm not sorry, but
we've already had it

a bunch of times
this week, and honestly,
no one really likes--

- This isn't a restaurant.
- I know, but it's the fourth--

Do you know how
exhausted I am?

I am a busy mom
with seven kids.

Oh, here, let me
take that from you.

I'll go put it
in the oven.

- [buzzer buzzing]
- What?!

The possibilities of
this book are endless,

and we've barely
tapped into its potential.

Before we're done,
we're going to have

all of Harley's inventions.

All of Georgie's
participation trophies.

And all of Ethan's...

Well, Ethan
doesn't have much,

but whatever he has,
we're taking it.

Hey, lover boy.

How much money are you
bringing on your date?

However much it is,
it's gonna be 20 bucks less.

You guys are killing me.

You take my chocolate,
my money.

I guess I'm gonna
have to rely on my charm.

I wouldn't
recommend it.

I'll figure out a way
to end this.

I'm smarter than
you dummies.

You're the one who's
afraid of an empty book.

Who's the dummy now?

Blank?

I can't believe I fell for it
all these years.

I'm calling Rachel.

She owes me, like, $900,

and at least 12 hours
with the remote.

[both] Beast!!

Fine. I'll share some of
the almonds from my spit bucket.

The final challenge
tests the Rachel skill
you'll need the most.

Hogging the shower?
Dating dangerous boys?

Both good guesses,
but no.

We're a family that does a lot
of stuff we're not supposed to,

and Rachel could
always get us out of it.

The final challenge...
"Think Fast."

Here's the scene.

Mom went to the store
and left us

in charge of
Lewie and Beast,

but you come downstairs
and find this.

What would Rachel do?

[spraying sounds]

What's going on
back there?

Just need a minute.

[spraying continues]

Before you get mad,
hear us out.

I get that you're Lewie,
but why are you green?

How else are we gonna
sneak up on frogs?

Mom told us we could
all go to the movies tonight,

but not if she comes
home to find this.
What are you gonna do?

- Uh...
- Mom's coming
up the stairs.

Come on, you can do this.
Think fast.

Nice hustle.
Have a sip of water.

- What was that?
- My comfort zone.

Cut me some slack.
I'm out of my element,

although hydration
is very important.

- I got it.
- [buzzer buzzing]

Sorry.
A marathon shower.

The paint can said
kid friendly.

Only if the kid wants
to be green for two weeks.

Well, kudos to you on
your science experiment.

You proved I'm a disaster
as Diaz team captain.

Those exercises
weren't easy.

And maybe you
didn't kill it
on all of them--

- Any of them.
- Any of them.

But it's crazy to think you
could suddenly become Rachel.

It took her 18 years.

- You just need to practice.
- Hey, guys.

You know that girl
I've been hanging out with?

Chloe? I'm not sure
what's going on with her.

Sounds like you
have a problem,

and look, here's
someone who can help.

I don't know. Relationships
are more Rachel's thing.

It's the middle of
the night in Paris.

You could call her
in the morning.

Seems like
a long time to wait.

Maybe someone else
can figure out

what would Rachel do.

Lay it on me.

Okay, so I brought Chloe
a thoughtful gift from
our kitchen.

I brought you something.

A box of crackers.

Yeah, I didn't know
what kind would be
your favorite,

so I got you assorted.

Oh.

That's...

uh...

That's... what?

Who knows?

She trailed off
before she finished.

She does it all the time.

Check it. I scored us tickets
to the Jam Slam Seven.

Boy...

sometimes you're just...

so...

uh...

You're, uh...

Does she love me,
does she hate me?

Nobody knows,
because the girl

doesn't finish
her sentences.

Obviously, we all know
what's going on.

She trails off because she's
thinking something not nice,

and doesn't wanna say it.

Finding that out
is gonna be crushing.

Glad I'm not Georgie.

Time for some tough love
like we practiced.

What would Rachel do?

She's, uh...

Your jacket's butt ugly,
tuna casserole stinks,

we're going to the movies,
green paint or not.

What?!

How about
some water, champ?

Sorry.

Okay, Rachel will be up
in six hours.

Who wants cocoa?

So we're gonna pretend
that didn't just happen?

I think it's for the best.

You're a girl.

What do you think's
going on with Chloe?

[laughs]
I...

Let's see.

Um...

Oh, no,
it's spreading.

Now I understand
Georgie's flip-out.

Tough love
is harder than it looks.

Think, Harley.
What would Rachel do?

Whatwould Rachel do?

Wake up and smell the shame.

Chloe's not finishing
her sentences,

because if she did,
they would destroy you.

What you're missing
is a straight-up dissing.

Uh-oh.
Look at his face.

I went too far.
I out-Racheled Rachel.

Should I give him a hug?

I feel like I should
give him a hug.

I'm gonna give him
a hug.

You're absolutely right.

I am?

Thanks, Harls.

It's nice to have
some truth bombs
back in the family.

That's me,
the truth bomber.

[imitates explosion]

She hates you.
Glad I could help.

Now that we've had
our invisible tea,
let's talk business.

We've got a problem,
and his name is Beast.

His yapping about
the blackmail book

took the only power we've
ever had in this family.

He's a loose cannon.

What's to say he won't
tank our next scheme?

True, but I love the kid.

We go back a long way.

Almost since birth.

So what do we do?

Move over.
We've got issues.

- A conundrum.
- [turns TV off]

You know who's great
with conundrums? Georgie.

Well, you're older than us,
and you're here.

I'm older than you,
I'm here.

Yeah, so's the lamp.

Anyways, here's
the thing.

Hey, guys,
what's going on?

Just chatting.

We have a...

three-legged stool,

and one of the legs
is a great leg,

but it's really wobbly.

Totally collapses under
the least bit of pressure,

which makes it impossible
for the other two legs
to do their thing.

Glad you guys have
taken an interest in furniture.

Uh, thinking fast
like an older sibling does

when they're
solving problems.

I say yank
the weak leg off.

And so it shall be done.

Can I be the one
that yanks the leg off?

You'll definitely
be involved.

Now, how about nobody
asks any more questions,

and we leave all the drama
to theShouty Housewives
of New England?

Cool.

This is nice sitting
here as a family,

- watching angry women
throw chairs.
- [giggling]

Aww, look at that.

I was worried
when Rachel left,

it would be chaos,
but they're having
so much fun.

I don't know
how you did it.

Actually, I didn't.

You're also more modest
than our last Diaz team captain.

Tonight, the biggest piece
of tuna casserole goes to you.

[forced laugh]

Oh, boy, did I dodge
some bullets for you.

All that Chloe stuff,

and some weird questions
about furniture.

Somehow, I got through.

Of course you did.

You're Harley.
That's what you do.

The words you're
saying are nice,

but the way you're
saying them is...

Hey, why is my bed
in Rachel's spot?

That figures, since you're
so good at being Rachel,

you should probably
sleep where she does.

Okay, that's
definitely a dig.

Quick refresh,
you bailed,

and understudy Rachel
had to go on.

And no surprise,

acting like Rachel
came naturally for you,
just like everything else.

But I can't do it,
no matter how hard I try.

That's not true.
I'll prove it.

I still have a Daphne outfit
I never used in the challenges.

It was a little tight,
but I can squeeze in.

Stop. Stop telling me
I can do things.

You just set me up
for a bigger fail,

which is odd, because
misplaced confidence,

that's my thing.

Thanks for making
time to see us.

What do you mean,
making time?

It's my fort, too.

Yeah, about that.

We've come up with
a new scam,

and it's really
a two-person job.

When it comes to our criminal
enterprise moving forward,

we're making a change.

Think of this as
an opportunity

to take some time.

Pursue your own dreams.

Ask yourself,
what does Beast want?

Is this about the stool?

We're saying you're fired.

We had no choice.

You told Ethan there was
nothing in the blackmail book.

I make one mistake.

We have a list.
Don't make this more difficult.

Here are your
personal effects.

Security will
show you out.

I feel terrible,

but all I did was what
I told Georgie to do.

Act like Rachel.

Is it my fault
it went well?

That junk advice
you sold me.

Your...
[imitates explosion]

truth bombs about
how Chloe hates me.

It sure didn't
seem that way.

Look, I'm really sorry,
but clearly, this isn't
working out.

Wait, are you...

I can fill in the blanks.

It's obvious we shouldn't
be together.

I... I can't
believe you're...

This has never
happened to...

How am I gonna
tell my...

And then she cried for,
like, 20 minutes.

Your bad advice made me
break up with a nice girl

who... who...
I can't even finish
the sentence.

Hey, this is my first go
as an older sibling stand-in.

I was bound to get
one wrong.

Turns out we should've
asked the lamp for advice.

Now that we've
dropped the dead weight,

let's talk schemes.

I've got one.
I call it ghost janitors.

We convince everybody
that the house is haunted.

Then we get them
to hire us

to sweep out
the ghouls, the monsters,
the bats, et cetera.

Good. We got a bad idea
out of the way.

I say we steal things
from the kitchen,

then make Mom and Dad
pay to get them back.

Let's start with
a high-ticket item.

The good fork.

That makes no sense.
Most of us eat with our hands.

I say let's vote.
Ghost janitors.

Kitchen kidnapping.

Mmm, another tie.

We can't get a decent
easy-money scheme going

since you made us
dump Beast.

You told them
to dump Beast?

I thought we were talking
about a stool.

It's called a metaphor.

I thought you were
the smart one in the family.

Hee-ya!

Lewie, Daphne,
mind explaining

why Beast got fired
from playing with you,

and the only thing that makes
him feel better is a Dad pony?

Harley? They do something
to upset you?

I was just trying
to help.

I'm not ready
to be the oldest kid.

I was supposed to have
three more years.

Hey, leave her alone.

She's doing her best...

as Harley,
Harley trying to be Rachel.

Which is hard,
because she's Harley,

which she is very
good at, by the way.

- Is anyone else lost?
- I have been lost

since Beast started
feeding you sugar cubes.

You two are fighting because
you're a two-legged stool.

You got rid of the leg
that keeps you balanced
and breaks the ties.

Beast may blow a scheme
here and there,

but without him,
there's no scheming at all.

Uh, I'm still down a girl
who's into me.

I repeat, into me.

I'm sure.

I know when I pause
in a sentence,

it's because I like
the person so much,

I can't find
the right words.

If you explain your confusion,
I bet she'll take you back.

I mean, she did stay
with you after the crackers.

Why didn't you say
that the first time
I asked?

I guess because I was
tough-loving like Rachel,
and not thinking like me.

Would you take us back
if we un-fired you?

Sure. This lazy horse
won't even jump a fence.

He tried.
[groans]

Which is why he will
be in the pasture

with an ice pack.

Look at you, seizing
the opportunity to step up.

I knew you'd shine.

Thanks, but I didn't
shine alone.

You know you just did
something Rachel does
all the time.

You stood up for me.

Because you
stepped up for me.

[Harley]Georgie and I
can't fill the hole

that Rachel left
by ourselves...

So what's our plan?
Kidnapping silverware,

or Lewie's dumb idea?

It's called ghost janitors,

and you should be proud
to wear the uniform.

[Harley]Everybody will
have to try.

I'm thinking of a number
between one and ten.

Closest one wins.

- Seven?
- Four.

It was nine.

Uh!

[all] The good fork!

So it was kind of
a misunderstanding,

and I'm really hoping
we can go out again.

Well, I'd, uh...

- Uh...
- Love to?

Yes!

And the best way
to shine

- is by being ourselves.
- Yes!

Not that I don't
miss Rachel,

but it's nice having
a break from her attitude.

Oh, yeah, I could
totally use a break.

Trying to play lacrosse here.

- Gonna need that ball back.
- Who are you?

Your new neighbor Aiden.

The one who just
asked for his ball back.

How's that comin',
by the way?

That break may be
shorter than we thought.