All language subtitles for Stuck.In.The.Middle.S03E03.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264.DUAL-C76_Legendas02.ENG

- Hey, guys--
- We know--
don't touch the cookies.

Yeah, no need to make
a "hands off" sign

with a picture of you
holding a bloody axe.

No, I was just writing,

"Help yourself."
[chuckles]

I feel like this is a trick.

I know.

Lately she's been generous,
and nice, and smiling.

It's been really
creeping me out.

[Rachel]
♪ It's a wonderful day today ♪

♪ It's a wonderful day today ♪

♪ Things are going
my way today ♪

I'm worried.

Rachel hasn't been
her snarky self

since she got back
from her trip to Paris.

And she's been back
for two weeks.

That vacation glow
should've been gone

five minutes
into the ride home
from the airport.

[Beast]
Thanks, Rachel!

- Rachel just gave us
each a buck.
- Why?

She said just for being us.

And she did this
to my hair.

Something's wrong
with Rachel.

Maybe Rachel didn't
come back from Paris.

Maybe it's an alien
in a Rachel suit.

That would be terrible.

But also really cool!

So I just need to--

[speaking French]

My French isn't great,

but she said,
"I can't talk now."

Rachel's taken
three years of French,

and I've never
heard her utter one word.

There's only one reason why
she's busting that out now.

- A boy.
- [gasps] You're right.

She must've met
someone in Paris.

What was she doing
in the closet?

Hmm.

This suitcase is packed!

Is she running away?

No, that's crazy!

We just overheard
Rachel on the phone.

For a small fee
we'll tell you
what she said.

'Cause it's not
like you're gonna

give us a dollar
for just being us.

Tell us, or for a small fee

we won't crack your heads
together for just being you!

Sorry, I'm just

really freaked out
about this Rachel thing.

She said to the other person

if all went well,
she'd see them soon.

Also, I don't think
she's an alien,

because I spoke
to her in alien,

and she just
looked at me weird.

You know that feeling you get

when your sister's
about to run away

to a foreign country
with some random guy

you know nothing about?

You don't?

[sighs]
Boy, I wish I was you.

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪

♪ Like you're living
in a circus ♪

♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪

♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪

♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪

♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪

♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the middle
of the party ♪

♪ We're just
getting started ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

Rachel's running away?
She must really
like this boy.

She never packs
this far in advance.

What do we do?
What do we do?

We wait until we have
all the information.

We have to
play this cool.

- [sighs]
- No!

Aah!
What are you doing?

Stopping you from running away
to Paris with some random dude.

Ugh! I'm not running away.

Really? Then why
is your suitcase packed?

Because I never unpacked it
from my last trip.

I was getting it
to do laundry.

Okay, maybe you're
still as lazy as ever,

but we know something's up.

Fine.

[sighs]

When I was in Paris,
I heard about
this university

where my favorite
fashion designer,

Christian LaMond, is teaching
an internship this semester.

I applied to the school
and got in.

- Wow!
- What?!

It starts in two weeks!

- Wow.
- What?

I'm confused.
I got more excited,
and you got less.

It's just we weren't
expecting you

to leave for college
for six more months.

Yeah, I had a whole list
of activities planned.

Double Dutch tournament,

all-night Ryan Reynolds
film festival,

bicycle tour of all the local
seafood hotspots, and I--

No offense, but you're
making me wanna leave sooner.

I'm not spending
the next six months

eating clam chowder
in bicycle pants.

[sighs]
Come on!

I need your help to sell
Mom and Dad on me leaving.

But how can we convince them
when we don't want you to go?

If you had a chance to do
some amazing inventor thing,

I'd support it.

I'd think it was
lame and boring,

but I'd support it.

Because if your
brothers and sisters

don't support your dreams,
who will?

Hang on, two weeks,
then "Adios, Rachel"?

Yes, except it'll be
au revoir, Rachel.

But I'll only be able to
do it with your support.

Actually, I'm gonna
do it anyway,

but it'll be
a lot smoother.

Well, I am not on board.

I'm not good
with change.

When Dumpster Jack
got food poisoning

and they replaced him
with Dumpster Al,

couldn't even
get out of bed.

If you try to leave,
you will get it.

And be warned,
these are not
soft bristles.

I'm just gonna...

They're not gonna
help my case
with Mom and Dad.

Which closet
should we lock them in?

Better idea.

I've got a coupon
for free frozen yogurt.

Ethan will take you to the mall.

- [all] Yeah!
- No way!

I wanna see Mom
and Dad's reaction.

I've got five bucks
on Mom crying-- any takers?

Hm.

[all gasp]

The blackmail book.

For years now,
Rachel's been keeping a list

of every bad thing us Diaz kids
have ever done.

Not because she likes
to make lists.

Because she can use it
to her advantage.

Fold this.

What? No, that's your job.

Okay, then I'll tell Mom and Dad

what you did last week.

You know about that?

Yep, and it's all in here.

I might miss you,
but I'm not gonna
miss that book.

And if you think
I'm visiting you in Paris,

away from Mom and Dad,

surrounded by cute
French girls--

Anyone need anything
at the mall?

Guys, we're supposed
to be getting froyo,

not messing with a bunch
of lipsticks.

It says "tester."

That's what we're doing.

I thought you guys said
you wanted to get Rachel

a going-away gift.

You guys look like
you flunked out
of clown college.

Loser clown.
That's what I was going for.

Hey, guys.

Sniff this body spray.

Smells like that one time
Rachel yelled at us

for sitting too close to her.

It does.

I'm gonna miss her so much.

This is the lipstick
she used to write

"Don't touch my stuff"
on her mirror.

[Lewie]
All right, guys,

ready to move on
to hair care.

Mm. Be strong.

I'll be over there.

You're gonna wanna
get that BB cream.

My sister swears by it.

But you'll need
the right contour blender

to go with that.

This primer is
two dollars more,

but it'll extend
your concealer

for at least a month.

You're never gonna
achieve that look

without the proper brush.

I wouldn't get that one.

They say it's
non-comedogenic...

It's not.

I wouldn't have pegged you
as a makeup expert.

What's your secret?

Three sisters
and a long car ride to school.

I'm Jayden, the manager.

How would you like to work at
Me, Myself, and Eyeshadow?

Me at a makeup store?
I don't know.

It is a nice clientele.

Everything in this store
reminds us of Rachel!

We never wanna
come back here again!

I'll take it.

You can't put it off
any longer.

Time to tell
Mom and Dad.

Remember, you have
the full support

of everyone in the family
who doesn't have baby teeth.

What if they say no?

They won't say no.

Mom and Dad
are always supportive

of their kids
following their dreams.

Look at Georgie.

They pay for all
those team uniforms,

and all that equipment,

and she never even plays.

But they still let her.

And look at the inventions
Harley builds.

A lot of them
end up exploding

and causing damage,
but they still let her.

You know what,
stay focused on Rachel.

But remember to fight
about this later.

- Hmm.
- You want us
to come with you?

No, it's hard to prove
I'm independent

with my two sisters
standing behind me

- like my backup singers.
- [both] Mm.

Huh. So, let me
get this straight.

Instead of going to college
six months from now,

you feel you're ready to
move to Paris in 11 days.

Ugh, I can't really hear
anything through this.

But I guess
we're just lucky

it's not exploding
or causing damage.

I thought we were having
that fight later.

[scoffs]

- [laughter]
- Laughter!

They're celebrating.
She did it!

[giggling]
Yes!

[parents laughing]

There's no way
that's happening.

[laughing] I'm sorry!

We held it together
as long as we could.

- We did.
- [laughter]

I can't believe
you're saying no to college.

Oh, no, no, we're not
saying no to college.

We're saying no to college
overseas in 11 days.

Guys, this is
a paid internship

with Christian LaMond.

I promise, I'll do anything.

You promise us
all kinds of things,

and you never come through.

"Buy me a new phone
and I'll take pictures
for the family album."

"Let me use the car, and I'll
clean out Daphne's playhouse."

"Let me stay at Zia's,
and I'll make sure

Lewie and Beast
brush their teeth."

Ooh, and don't forget we have
a broken swing set out back

because we let you
go to a party
instead of babysit.

You haven't kept
a single promise.

A responsible person

makes promises,
and keeps them.

Let me go to Paris,
and I swear

- it'll be different.
- Sorry, Rach.

Start showing us you can be
responsible and mature,

and maybe
we'll let you go
in the fall.

But I won't have
an internship in the fall.

And I'm mature enough now!

Besides what I did there.

[both]
Congratulations!

[giggling]

For what? They said no.

But we heard them laughing.

At me, not with me.

They said I'm not responsible.

They had a whole list
of promises I didn't keep.

They make it seem like I never
do anything I say I will.

In their defense,
you are wearing

the shirt you told Mom
you'd never borrow again.

It's over!

And I already
wasted all that time

mentally picking out
my outfits for the first week.

[Rachel sighing]

It's not over.

You just have to
prove to them
you can change.

They made a list,

- you make one, too.
- What?

Make a list of everything
you promised Mom and Dad,

and here's a twist:
you actually finish it.

They will not see that coming.

Yes!

This could be
like my apology tour.

And everyone loves
an apology tour.

Great. How many things
did you promise them you'd do?

[sighs]
A ton.

When you really don't
plan on doing them,

you promise anything.

Guys, I love this idea,

but it would take months.

Good thing you've got
six siblings to help.

[Ethan sighs]

Look at you!

You are a
makeup-selling machine!

Well, I don't know
about machine.

Most machines don't have
hair this good.

Hi. Do you guys
do makeovers?

Uh, yeah.

Gwen usually
takes care of those,

but Ethan's free.
- Me?

Yeah. You said
you did makeovers
when I hired you, right?

Yes, that is something I said.

Okay, makeover's done.

Good luck at your
sister's wedding.

What?! I look terrible!

I, uh...

Uh, I...

But the problem was
I kept adding stuff

trying to make you look

better than you do naturally.

Yeah, I should've known
that was impossible.

Really?

Thanks!

Now, I don't wanna make
my manager jealous,

so I better let you out
the fire exit.

I need you guys' help

so Mom and Dad
will let me go away.

I'll be leaving
in six months anyway.

And if you help me,
I'll give you something

to dry your tears with.

[all gasp]

Mm-hmm.
The blackmail book.

Ultimate power.

Unless you want
one of the other kids
to have it.

We're in.

[Harley]
So, with our help,

Rachel set out to make good
on her promises.

Fix the swing set.

Daphne made sure
the hammers worked.

Teach Lewie and Beast
the art of flossing.

Dare to clean
Daphne's playhouse.

Ah!

Show Ethan
how to do a makeover.

This one was for
the love of the game.

Sweep the driveway
and the gutters
at the same time--

thanks to my clever invention.

♪ Listen to this cover ♪

[Rachel laughing]

Maybe a little too clever.

In one messy day,

we completed
ten years of promises.

I'm never one to follow a plan,

so I added a little
of my own jush--

water cannons,
umbrellas for rainy days,

snack ferrying system,
and best of all...

the Diaz family flag.

- ♪ I am ready to go ♪
- [cheering]

♪ Saying hello, hello ♪

♪ Come and let me ♪

♪ Come and let me know ♪

♪ Saying hello, hello ♪

♪ Hello ♪

I don't believe it.

You made good on every
single one of your promises.

I even did some stuff
that wasn't on my list.

Like teaching Ethan
how to do a makeover.

I didn't want him
to lose his job--

or his 20% employee discount.

I didn't think
you had it in you

to get all this
done so fast.

I had some help.

The fact you got
anyone to help

is even more impressive.

And double bonus points
for Daphne.

[Rachel, Tom chuckling]

We asked you to step up,
and you did.

I hate to say it,
but she proved herself.

I think we have to
let her go to Paris.

You guys lived up to
your end of the bargain,

so I'm living up to mine.

Uh, this is blank.

Yeah, it is.

But none of the other kids
know that.

That's why that book's
so powerful.

Everyone does bad stuff,

and I got them all convinced

that whatever they do
is right in there.

That is so cold.

I can't believe I didn't
think of it myself.

Just a little more blush...

and... ta-da!

Ugh!

You look great.
Wh-- What's wrong?

My friend came in here
the other day,

and you told her that
she looked beautiful

without any makeup,
but you put

all this makeup on me.

Y-You must think...

Uh...

the-the truth is,

I kept putting makeup
on you because...

I was trying to work up
the nerve to ask you out.

Everything okay over here?

Totally!

We're dating now.

What do you think
it's gonna be like

without Rachel
in the house?

We're gonna miss her.

And based on this suitcase,
so will the mall.

You can stop packing.

Why?

I just heard
from the school.

I took too long to enroll.

They gave away my slot.

I'm not going.

I don't understand.
How can this happen?

The school
changed the deadline
to enroll,

and I didn't know.

They said there's
nothing they can do.

[sighs]

I'm sad. But I'm also
kind of happy.

In a way,
this all worked out--

we get to support Rachel,
and now we get to keep her.

But that school
jerked Rachel around.

She worked hard.
She deserves to go.

You're right.
Now I'm mad!

Great, because we're gonna
call that school right now

and tell 'em
they have to accept her.

You bet we are.

Quick, let's do it before
my feelings change again.

No one tells my sister
she can't go to--

Yeah, not sure how to say
the name of the school,

but no one tells her
she's not going there.

You took French,
so I'll do the talking,

you do the translating.

[phone beeps]

Bonjour.

Tell her it's the family
of Rachel Diaz.

We demand to know
why you change your
deadline to enroll,

and not tell people.

It's totally unfair
that they won't admit her

because of
a stupid technicality!

What do you have
to say for yourself?!

We want answers!

C'est... la famille...

des Rachel Diaz.

Nous exi--exi--ous...

Oh! My goodness!

She said
she speaks English.

And that my French
is not very good.

Hello?

Oh, you-- you heard all that?

Well, I'm sorry for yelling,
but my sister is very upset.

Yes, Rachel Diaz.

What? But I thought--

Oh. I see.

- Thank you.
- What'd she say?

The school didn't
give Rachel's spot away.

She pulled her application.

We know how down
you must be,

so we brought you something
to help you feel better.

- Thanks.
- Wait.

Exactly why did the school
change the deadline?

- Hmm.
- Hmm.

They didn't say.

And I was too devastated to ask.

Funny, because
you don't seem
that upset now.

Why is that?

That's how the new, mature
Rachel handles thing.

Now give me the ice cream.

How dare you lie to us
with a delicious mouthful
of ice cream?

We called the school
and found out

you withdrew your application.

Why would you do that?

And after everything
we did to help you?

I--I just feel like
maybe it's not the right time.

I am kind of
leaving Mom and Dad
in the lurch,

and... you idiots would never
be able to survive without me.

And... you know,

I...

might not be ready
to leave the family yet.

Can you repeat that?
Without chocolate chips.

Look, when we were
doing all the stuff on my list,

it was really fun.

I'll miss everybody.

Huh. All Rachel's brave talk

about wanting
to leave the nest...

turns out she's afraid to fly

This is am amazing opportunity.

It's your dream internship.

You can't pass this up.

And yes, you'll miss the family
whenever you leave to college.

But you'll never
really lose us.

We'll always be there for you.

Yeah, like that cowlick
you spent an hour

trying to straighten
every day...

you're never
getting rid of us.

[all laugh]

[Suzy]
Have the best time,

and promise me
we'll video-chat
once a week.

Twice a week.

Just call me every morning
when you wake up.

- [tearful laughter]
- Wow... this is hard.

Oh, Mom's doing
that dumb thing

where she pinches her ear
so she doesn't cry.

[[voice breaking]
You guys are really pathetic.

[all laughing]

[whimpering]

[all sniffling]

We got you
a going-away present.

We all agreed
you should have it.

I know one more
that's going in here.

- Group selfie!
- [cheering]

♪ Got some sunshine
in her pocket ♪

♪ Goin' round the world ♪

♪ One day she's gonna fly... ♪

[overlapping chatter]

- [Suzy] We love you.
- I love you.

- Have a great flight.
- ♪ We're gonna shi-i-i-ne ♪

- Bye.
- Love you.

♪ She's gonna sh-i-i-i-ine ♪

♪ She's gonna
sh-i-i-i-ine ♪

♪ So bright, so bright,
so bright ♪

[Suzy] Well, looks like
it's Georgie's turn

to take over the sweet seat.

I kinda like
my seat in the back.

Um... Ethan, you can have it.

Ladies before gentlemen.
Harley, you take it.

Little kids
should sit up front
so they can see.

Lewie, Beast...

you can fight it out.

[sighs]

I'm good.

Yeah, I need
to sit by him.

I'm only passing
'cause I already have
a good seat.

♪ Dreamer girl... ♪

[Harley] Maybe Rachel was ready
to leave.

But none of us were ready
to take her place.

♪ One day she's gonna fly ♪

♪ And when she waves good-bye ♪

♪ I won't be sad
'cause in my heart ♪

♪ I'll know the reason why ♪

♪ She's gonna sh-i-i-i-ine ♪

♪ She's gonna
sh-i-i-i-ine ♪

♪ She's gonna sh-i-i-i-ine ♪

♪ So bright, so bright,
so bright ♪

[car horn honks]