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Okay, so we have no food,
no money,
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no credit cards,
and no phones.
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But at least we made it
to a repair shop
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before our bus broke down.
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That's pretty lucky.
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I'd feel luckier
if I wasn't carrying
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the transmission
in a beach bag.
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I know Christmas
is about believing,
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but right now, it's
kinda hard to believe
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we have any chance
to make it toabuela's.
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If we can get
the repairs done by tonight,
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we can drive straight
through and still make it
for Christmas Eve.
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Buddy Burtz.
Saw you pull up.
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Your rock and roll bus
is a whole lotta rock,
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and very little roll.
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Buddy, can you be a buddy
and fix it by Christmas?
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Sure.
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Just not this Christmas.
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I think I've established myself
as the expert on giving up,
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and in my expert opinion,
it's time to call it.
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Hey, this family
does not give up.
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Mess up, yes.
Give up, no.
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Harley, let's be honest.
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We could've already
called this game on
account of storm.
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Fire, doll-napping.
Wow, this has been
a terrible trip.
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I mean, it's not like
abuela will be alone.
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Uncle Chick's family
goes every year.
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We all wantabuela to think
we have it together,
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but this scorched ball
of everything we own
says otherwise.
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- Yeah. And my video game...
- [game chimes weakly]
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is way less fun
this way.
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- [phone ringing]
- What?
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One of the phones
is working.
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Probably a telemarketer.
Don't answer.
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[ringing continues]
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It'sabuela.
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What do we do? I...
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Tell her we can't make it.
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I'll lean away
so I'm not part of that.
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Me? Why me?
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You've established yourself
as the leader,
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so leadabuela
to disappointment.
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[ringing continues]
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Abuela, hi.
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My Harley.
I just realized
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this is the first year
I'll get my special ornament
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delivered by you,
not the mailman.
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[nervous laugh]
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Well, that...
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I'm really sorry--
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Don't apologize.
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Your timing is perfect.
Uncle Chick just called.
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His whole family
is down with the flu.
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Without you all, I'd be
spending Christmas alone.
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So when do I see
mis preciosos?
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Hang on. Ethan has
something he wants to say.
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Abuela!
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Papi! I hope
you brought your guitar.
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I told my aqua aerobics
class you would play.
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Acoustic, though.
We are in the water.
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Oops. Georgie's
grabbing the phone.
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My athlete.
Exciting news.
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I signed us up for
a pickle ball tournament.
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How's your smack talk?
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I... I, um...
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Needs some work. I'll coach
you when you get here.
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My babies!
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When do you arrive?
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Uh...
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Abuela, we can't...
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- tell you when.
- Oh!
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We want it to be
a surprise when we get there.
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Can't wait.
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A surprise
if we get there.
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪
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♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪
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♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪
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♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the middle
of the party ♪
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♪ We're just
getting started ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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{\an8}And then our plane
got diverted,
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{\an8}and our stuff
fell in the fire,
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{\an8}and the ornament I made
got smashed.
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00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:05,457
{\an8}You ever try squeezing
nine figurines
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{\an8}into an ornament that...
never mind.
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{\an8}Let's just say
this trip hasn't been great.
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{\an8}But you can turn it around,
so what do you say?
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{\an8}[sighs]
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{\an8}Buddy, you can lie there
and ignore me,
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{\an8}but I'm not leaving
till you fix this bus.
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{\an8}Hey, thanks.
You found my boots.
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{\an8}I've been sportin'
my spiffy Christmas socks.
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{\an8}I gotta show 'em off.
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{\an8}[laughs]
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{\an8}Hey, I found your boots,
you fix our bus.
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{\an8}Look at us,
working together.
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{\an8}Wish I could.
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{\an8}We're full up.
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{\an8}Vehicles break down
left and right
this time of year.
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{\an8}Know why Santa
uses a sleigh?
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Car's in the shop.
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[chuckles]
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I find humor helps
when I'm stressed.
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An elf, a reindeer,
and a snowman
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walk into
Santa's workshop.
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[forced laughter]
Funny. So, about the bus.
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I don't know if
you're familiar with jokes,
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but that's what we
call the set-up.
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Good to know.
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Like I was saying,
we're trying to get to
ourabuela's for the holiday,
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and you're
our only hope.
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You folks seem
like nice people.
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Problem is, it's just
yours truly on duty.
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[sighs] My brothers
are training for the Iron Elf.
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[forced laugh]
Iron Elf.
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Uh, that one
wasn't a joke.
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You really don't
get comedy, do you?
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The Iron Elf
is a Christmas
relay race
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that's been run
in this town for years.
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My whole family does it.
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And you don't want to?
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Oh, I do.
More than anything.
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And they let me once,
years ago,
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but I messed up.
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After that,
they gave my spot
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to someone
they could count on.
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He may be
outside the family,
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but Mailman Frank
does show up every day.
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Guy's rain or shine.
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Uh, no ding on the awesomeness
of Mailman Frank,
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but your brothers
seem like jerks.
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Nah. Just competitive.
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It's fine.
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I'm good.
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Big family.
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Used to bein' overlooked.
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You know.
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Actually, yeah.
I do.
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Middle kid of seven.
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Sometimes I feel like
the Wednesday of the family.
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You know, that day
no one really notices.
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I like that.
Wednesday.
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I'm a Wednesday
in a family of Fridays.
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[laughs]
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I will pay you double
if you fix our bus first.
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My family is at
the bank right now.
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I guess I could do that
for a fellow Wednesday.
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Oh!
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Well, consider yourself
lucky.
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You squeaked in
just before I locked up.
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[all chuckling]
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If you'll just slide
your card through the reader.
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Of course.
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We had a little mishap.
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[laughing]
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Makes it easier to find
the card in my purse though.
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Looks like
the card reader's broken.
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It's okay though.
You can just give us the money.
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Look, you have no ID,
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no functioning bank card,
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and you expect me to
just hand over some cash?
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I'm sorry.
You're gonna have to
come back after the holidays
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with proper ID.
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Please don't forget
your blob.
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[clears throat]
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Ma'am, if I may.
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What are your plans
for the holidays?
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You mean after
this conversation?
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My family is coming
over tomorrow night.
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I'm cooking a ham.
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Have you ever been on
a disastrous holiday
road trip?
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The kind that's
so emotionally trying,
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it eats your soul.
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Makes you wonder
if Santa himself
is testing you,
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but... you keep going,
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because you know that
somewhere, your loved one
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is waiting with
open arms.
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Yes.
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My brother Ted.
He lives in Abilene,
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and I haven't seen him
in over three years.
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Christmas just
isn't the same.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna call Corporate.
We're gonna work this out.
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Here's a withdrawal slip.
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Just write in
what you need, okay?
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Freeze! Nobody move!
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Hey, they said the magazines
from the airplane
were complimentary.
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Somebody triggered
the silent alarm.
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Well, it wasn't me.
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How would I know?
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I see a button,
I push it.
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It's who I am.
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00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,082
We'll just take the cash
and get outta your hair.
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00:09:04,083 --> 00:09:05,375
Twenties are fine.
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00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:14,707
Sorry, but without money,
it's a no-can-do.
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00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:15,999
My brothers have
this crazy rule
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00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,457
about workin' for free--
don't do it.
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00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,874
Better being ignored
than yelled at.
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We'll work off
the bill.
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Wash the floors,
organize the tools.
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I once alphabetized
all the food in our kitchen.
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I could do
your box of donuts.
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Chocolate, cruller, crumb.
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Wait.
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He said he'd rather
be ignored than yelled at.
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That's middle-kid speak.
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And being one myself,
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I know what every
overlooked middle kid wants.
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- To be appreciated.
- Maple claw...
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What if we helped you
prove yourself to your family?
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You can't help me
find a girlfriend.
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Not this time of year.
People have shopping to do.
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By running that race
your brothers won't let you do.
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That'll be tough
without a team.
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You've got one.
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00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,583
We win that race,
you fix our bus.
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You know
my sweet spot, Wednesday.
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00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:25,249
Um... Buddy.
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Maybe you could've mentioned
that the Iron Elf
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is more circus act
than race.
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What? No.
It's a race.
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With a high wire
and a trapeze and...
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00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:40,124
Huh. How did I not
see that before?
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00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:42,624
Uh, speaking of circus,
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here come the clowns.
My brothers.
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00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:50,082
It's not as bad
as it sounds;
I like clowns.
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00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,582
What brings
you here, Buddy?
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00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:53,749
Oh, did you lock
yourself out again?
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At least this time,
you've got your boots.
240
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,332
I'm here for the same
reason you are, Benny.
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To win the Iron Elf.
242
00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:03,124
Well, with what team?
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00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,874
My family.
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00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:06,582
They asked me.
245
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,290
Really?
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00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:09,582
Well, all right then.
247
00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:11,707
Good luck.
248
00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:13,582
You're gonna need it
after what he did
249
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last time
on this course.
250
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,874
We know what he did,
and we don't care.
251
00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:20,749
What did you do?
Not that we care.
252
00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:23,707
It's not what I did;
it's what I didn't do.
253
00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:26,582
Finish my event.
It was called...
254
00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:28,582
the leap of faith.
255
00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:32,582
All I had to do
was jump from a platform
256
00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,624
to a trapeze bar.
257
00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:36,957
Don't be a loser, Buddy.
Jump!
258
00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:38,582
My knees
turned to jelly.
259
00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:41,207
The only thing that kept me
from peeing myself
260
00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:43,249
was the folks
standing below.
261
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,166
We lost the race.
262
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:47,749
Hey, do we have
to win this thing,
263
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,874
or does
participation count?
264
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,874
If we get
points for injuries,
we might stand a chance.
265
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:54,249
Okay, yes,
the course is high.
266
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,457
And yes, the others
are more prepared.
267
00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:59,832
But the Diazes
never prepare for anything.
268
00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:02,499
Flying by the seat of our pants
is what we do best,
269
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:05,499
and here, we're literally
flying by the seat of our pants.
270
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:08,582
Winning this is the only thing
standing between us
271
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,707
and our family Christmas.
272
00:12:10,708 --> 00:12:13,707
So let's do this,
because our name isn't Di-no.
273
00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,957
It's Di-yes!
274
00:12:15,958 --> 00:12:20,457
[all] Di-yes, Di-yes,
Di-yes, Di-yes.
275
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:23,374
[laughs]
I'm technically not a Diaz,
276
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,707
but the speech
really got me.
277
00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:32,124
Welcome to the 23rd
annual Iron Elf competition.
278
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:34,625
So nice to see
everyone here.
279
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:38,999
Well, almost everyone.
280
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:43,707
We have four teams
of Santa's helpers competing.
281
00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:47,582
One team member
must complete each event
282
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:51,082
in order to get a gift
to put in Santa's sleigh.
283
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:53,415
When all three gifts
are wrapped,
284
00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:54,749
and put in the sleigh,
285
00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:58,374
the first team to get
from the starting line
286
00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:02,290
to the finish line
will be crowned
287
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:06,833
Iron Elf champions!
288
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:12,707
So the race begins
at sundown, teams.
289
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,999
Enjoy a complimentary
glass of eggnog,
290
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,624
and a slice of Kringle,
and then suit up,
291
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:23,708
because you're about to begin
the race of your life!
292
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,290
Okay, Kringle!
293
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:32,416
Okay, Buddy, you're
doing the leap of faith.
294
00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,874
- But that's the one
I couldn't--
- I know.
295
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:40,750
But today's the day you show
your family who you really are.
296
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,582
I have faith in you.
297
00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:46,499
Christmas is the season
of believing.
298
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,291
Thanks, kid.
299
00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:52,207
Champions,
take your sleighs.
300
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:55,999
Iron Elves,
are you ready?
301
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,290
Hey. May the best elves win.
302
00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:01,874
Oh, we will.
303
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,707
I didn't squeeze into
this reindeer suit to lose.
304
00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:04,957
[raucous laughter]
305
00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:06,833
Speaking of which.
306
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:11,833
What?!
307
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:17,458
So it's easy for
everyone to see the winners.
308
00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,958
On your marks.
309
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:23,875
Get set.
310
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:27,833
- [rings bells]
- Yeah!
311
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,707
Yes, Lewie.
Go, Ethan, to the swing.
312
00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:34,958
Let's go.
Come on.
313
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,707
Lewie and Beast,
come on, guys.
314
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:40,374
Three Santas
in the chimney,
315
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,707
then we grab our gift
for Santa's sleigh.
316
00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:46,207
It's okay, Beast.
He knows it's part of the game.
317
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:48,083
- Okay.
- Throw it.
318
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:53,165
- Come on!
- Seriously?
319
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:55,457
You're gonna box out
a kid with Santa on Christmas?
320
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:58,875
Beast, go around them like
you're going for the last
piece of bacon.
321
00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:04,375
- [Tom] I know you can
do it, Beast.
- Yes!
322
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,374
Yeah! Stuck
the landing, Santa!
323
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:15,624
Get ready, Georgie.
Those challenge gifts
are coming your way.
324
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,624
You wrap them,
I'll put 'em in here.
325
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,832
I've been coached by
a lot of people.
Never a reindeer.
326
00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,957
We have to win this thing
if we want our bus fixed,
327
00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:24,457
so stay on your toes.
328
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:27,457
Come on, Ethan, swing.
It's a swing.
329
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:30,749
You have to get
three ornaments
on the tree.
330
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:31,957
It's okay,
it's okay.
331
00:15:31,958 --> 00:15:34,707
You can do it, Ethan.
332
00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:37,207
- Yes! Yes!
- Whoo hoo!
333
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:40,415
You got this.
Come on, Ethan.
334
00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:43,832
Oh! Oh!
It's okay.
335
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,999
- Just one more.
- Ethan's blowing it.
336
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:50,583
Come on, Ethan.
Do you wanna be stuck
in this Podunk town forever?
337
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,416
Yes! Yes!
338
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,749
Whoo hoo, we won!
We won.
339
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,749
We won, Ethan.
Good job!
340
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:03,957
The Diazes have claimed
their first victory,
341
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:06,707
although clearly, they
have never experienced
342
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:09,499
the joy of our Thursdays
farmers market.
343
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,832
Sorry. Had to motivate him.
344
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:13,457
Sounds adorable.
345
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,708
- Here's the first gift. Hurry.
- Go, go, go.
346
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,707
What are you doing?
347
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:21,332
Do you want it done quick
or do you want it done right?
348
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,875
- Quick, quick.
- Okay, going into
toy drive mode.
349
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,208
[Tom] Come on, Beast,
just one more.
350
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,624
- Go, Beast!
- Come on, Beast,
you got this.
351
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:38,207
[distorted voice]
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
352
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,999
- Yeah!
- Oh!
353
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,582
That's three. Thank you,
delicious crispy bacon.
354
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,874
And you always say
don't fight over food.
355
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,582
Thank you for
not listening.
356
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,833
Oh, I gotta run this
over to Georgie.
357
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:54,165
Here's the second gift.
358
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:57,374
Stand back.
You might get a paper cut.
359
00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:58,874
Go, go, go!
360
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:02,000
Yeah!
The winner!
361
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,957
One gift left
before the reindeer run.
362
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,583
Who are we waiting on?
363
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:12,000
Buddy.
364
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,124
I can't.
365
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,249
That's what I love
about Christmas.
366
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,875
Tradition.
367
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,000
I can't.
368
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,415
Don't be a loser, Buddy.
369
00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:36,750
Jump!
370
00:17:39,416 --> 00:17:42,332
Buddy, show them
who you are.
371
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,415
I have faith in you.
372
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:46,875
Christmas is
the season of believing.
373
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,457
[screams]
374
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:56,582
Whoo!
375
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:57,957
Yes!
376
00:17:57,958 --> 00:17:59,625
[Buddy laughing]
377
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,333
Well...
378
00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:10,999
The first elves
have all three gifts.
379
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,707
They are off to
the Reindeer Run.
380
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:17,457
You have cleats on your shoes
to help you push.
That's cheating.
381
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:20,582
Hey, check it out.
First timer's trying to
tell us what's what.
382
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:23,457
May I quote from
the Iron Elf rule book?
383
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:26,582
First sleigh over
the finish line wins.
384
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,457
Doesn't say how.
385
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:30,082
Fa-la-later.
386
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,291
[laughing]
387
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,624
Go, go, go.
388
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,874
Oh, they're a lot
stronger than us.
389
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:38,582
There's no way
we can catch 'em.
390
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:41,165
Inventors can do anything,
including repurpose.
391
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,375
Dad, hand me
my slippery spray.
392
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,374
Let's go, let's go!
393
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:53,749
- Come on.
- Go, go, go!
394
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,999
Looks like the Burtzes
are out in front.
395
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,415
Who is gonna
get to Santa first?
396
00:18:58,416 --> 00:19:00,250
Go, go, go.
Come on, come on.
397
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,291
Come on, come on.
398
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,375
Fa-la-later
399
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,415
[all]
Diaz, Diaz, Diaz, Diaz!
400
00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:33,082
Diaz family wins
401
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:37,291
the Iron Elf!
402
00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:42,332
The winners get all the gifts
in Santa's village.
403
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:45,165
Hang on.
That's a lot of gifts.
404
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:48,249
More than I had for
my original toy drive.
405
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,458
You know, the one for
really needy kids.
406
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:04,332
Oh. This is awkward.
407
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,207
As team captain,
408
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:08,624
I'm giving this
to the MVP.
409
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,874
Oh, ho ho ho!
410
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:13,458
This is the best Christmas
gift I ever got.
411
00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:20,457
Normally, I like to match
the person to the gift,
412
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:23,374
but I can't stay.
You've got this.
413
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:25,249
If you're gonna get to
Florida by Christmas Eve,
414
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,749
we better get
that bus fixed.
415
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:29,290
It's gonna take me
all night.
416
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:31,249
Not if you have
some help.
417
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:34,082
These people
gave you a chance.
418
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,957
We should have, too.
419
00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:39,458
You were great out there.
420
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:43,332
Thanks.
421
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,332
We better skedaddle.
422
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,707
This family has
anabuela to get to.
423
00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:49,290
Okay.
424
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,874
Thanks for
believin' in me.
425
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,415
Merry Christmas, Buddy.
426
00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:54,875
Merry Christmas, Harley.
427
00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:00,165
'Twas the day
before Christmas,
428
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:02,207
when all through
the bus,
429
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,249
not a Diaz was stirring,
not even--
430
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,082
[Tom] Wake up, kids.
We're here.
431
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:09,582
Shake those sugarplums
out of your heads.
432
00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:11,999
Abuela's waiting,
and no one does Christmas
433
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,291
- like she does.
- Whoo!
434
00:21:16,416 --> 00:21:18,207
Harley.
435
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,457
Thanks.
436
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:21,457
For what?
437
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:23,457
For always pushing us
to try harder,
438
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,874
do more, be better.
439
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:29,291
And for always
being Di-yes!
440
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,332
[doorbell rings]
441
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,958
[all clamoring]
442
00:22:02,416 --> 00:22:05,290
I'm so happy you made it.
443
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:08,750
I've spent the whole week
getting ready.
444
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,124
Totally.
445
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:13,832
I see some red and green
in that dish towel.
446
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,208
Super festive.
447
00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:22,249
You came all this way.
448
00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:25,082
You think I'm gonna
celebrate in a tiny condo?
449
00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:27,707
There's a reason I got
an extra storage shed
450
00:22:27,708 --> 00:22:29,500
for Christmas decorations.
451
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:46,708
♪ ♪
452
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,582
♪ ♪
453
00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:57,999
Against all odds,
454
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,374
we made it
in time for Christmas.
455
00:23:01,375 --> 00:23:03,874
It wasn't the trip
we planned.
456
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:06,290
It was better.
457
00:23:06,291 --> 00:23:09,749
Abuelabelieves
in us again.
458
00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:11,999
But to get here,
459
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,875
we needed to believe
in ourselves.
460
00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:26,750
Good thing Christmas
is the season of believing.
461
00:23:35,708 --> 00:23:40,000
{\an8}♪ ♪
462
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:50,500
{\an8}♪ ♪
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