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Mother, Father,
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the beautiful giants
on whose shoulders
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- I'm privileged to...
- What do you want?
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The Morelands need
a new babysitter
for their triplets.
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Their old babysitter
just left for college.
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Girlfriend's sleeping
on a stack of cash
instead of a bed.
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Three kindergarteners
are a lot to handle.
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I've babysat
Lewie, Beast and Daphne.
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It's time for me
to take those skills
and go professional.
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You've only watched
the Terror Trio for
a couple of hours.
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Never all evening.
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You're welcome,
by the way.
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And just because
you wanna do something
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doesn't mean
you're ready to do it.
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I need to borrow
the car to go to
a bonfire party.
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Don't worry,
it's on the beach,
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so if it gets
out of hand,
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- there'll be plenty
of water to put it out.
- Exhibit A.
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Aren't you
forgetting something?
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Right. Can you kick me down
a 20 for gas?
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You're babysitting
the littles tonight.
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Your dad and I actually
got invited to
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the neighborhood
association meeting.
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Maybe that last big rain
convinced 'em
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that we finally
washed our car.
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It's a pot luck.
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They say the food
at those meetings
is phenomenal.
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One time, I looked
through a hole in the fence.
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I thought I saw
a nine-layer dip.
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That's two more layers
than I knew existed.
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And I can't say
I'm thrilled
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about you going
to a party where
fire is the central theme.
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Wait, wait.
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You're going to
Ann Donovan's bonfire?
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How'd you get
invited to that?
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Because I'm not you guys.
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It doesn't matter.
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Rachel's not
going alone.
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The buddy system
will keep her safe.
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Georgie and I can go
to the party with her.
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Yeah, we'll buddy up,
as is the way of the system.
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And I'll babysit
Lewie, Beast and Daphne
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while the buddies
go to the party.
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Buddies, no.
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Harley babysitting, yes.
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See? Even Rachel
agrees with me.
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Well, kind of.
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Please give me
this one shot.
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If I can wrangle
the Terror Trio,
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I'm qualified
to babysit anyone.
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And if anything
goes wrong,
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you're right next door.
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- Okay.
- Yes!
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But only because
I am very excited
about this buffet.
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I promise I won't
let you down.
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I had no idea
this was coming.
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- Now I take a left?
- GEORGIE: A left, right.
- (crashing)
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Good thing I'm an inventor,
not a fortune teller.
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪
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♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪
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♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪
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♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the middle
of the party ♪
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♪ We're just
getting started ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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{\an8}Please note:
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The home was delivered to me
with a chip in the coffee table,
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{\an8}- a bite mark
on the chair.
- What are you doing?
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{\an8}If I'm being judged
on my babysitting tonight,
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{\an8}it's important
I return the house
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{\an8}in the condition
it was given.
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{\an8}Grape juice stain
on the rug.
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{\an8}I thought that was
part of the pattern.
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{\an8}You're really
bumming me out.
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{\an8}Now if you'll
follow me upstairs,
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{\an8}I'd like to point out
several troubling smells
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{\an8}I'm also
not responsible for.
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{\an8}I'll take
your word for it.
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{\an8}I'm trying not
to kill my appetite
before this dinner.
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{\an8}Honey, the dip
is getting cold.
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{\an8}Or warm.
I have no idea
how they serve it.
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{\an8}Wait. Where are
my house key?
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Oh, allow me.
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I've been working on
something for such
an emergency.
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No one should have
to stick their hands
down our couch cushions.
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Dad was taking a nap
on the couch earlier, so...
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What's happening?
Are you a witch?
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Don't be a witch
on the one night
we get to go out.
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I'm calling it
the Magna-Wow.
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And this is it
on its weakest setting.
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If I reverse
the polarity, well...
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Check it.
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Whoa. Neat trick.
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But no tinkering
with potentially
dangerous inventions
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on the job.
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Focus on the potentially
dangerous humans.
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I'll be fine.
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With me, the Terror Trio
will be Harley's Angels.
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Time to break out
all the fun stuff
Mom and Dad say no to.
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And Harley says yes.
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I can't believe
she's babysitting us
for the whole night.
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She lets us do
whatever we want.
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So, what are
you feeling?
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Vacuum cleaner
rodeo?
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I was more in
a strawberry cannon
type of mood.
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Excellent choice.
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You know,
for a babysitter,
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Harley really knows
how to have fun.
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It's like she
just gets us.
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It's like she's family.
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Did you hear
Harley's babysitting?
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I'd love to sneak in
some freeze tag.
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I've got a ton of ice
ready to go.
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Isn't that kind of
a big purse?
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We're just going
next door.
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It's for leftovers.
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Hot and cold
sections.
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So I lined my pockets
with tin foil for nothing.
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You'll thank me later.
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So good to
see you, Bethany.
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- Thanks for the invite.
- Of course.
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What neighborhood topic
are we discussing tonight?
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Your family.
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I wish this was
a daytime beach party,
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'cause I did, like,
30 pushups yesterday.
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Don't say that
to anyone.
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See, this is why
I don't wanna babysit
you two.
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You wouldn't even
be going to this thing
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if it weren't for us.
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Pfft. Babysitting.
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Ooh, a juice box!
It's goofy grape.
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Don't say that
either.
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Don't worry.
Having us along
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is going to be
better than you think.
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Look, I found us
a shortcut.
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Uh, let's see.
At this street,
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you're gonna wanna
take a right.
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Or is it a left?
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Georgie,
it's coming up.
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Sorry, the reception's
not great.
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I think it's a left,
but the little dotty thing
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that's supposed to be us
keeps jumping all over the map.
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Stay on the road,
little dotty thing.
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You're a little dotty thing.
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- Now I take a left?
- Right. Right.
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(crashing)
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ETHAN: You hit the curb!
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I meant right
as in correct.
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Yeah, left was
the way to go.
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LEWIE: What should we
play with first?
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Uh-oh. They're expecting
fun-time babysitter Harley.
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But tonight,
I've got something to prove.
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I'm going to have to hide
professional Harley
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in a fun-time wrapper.
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So what cool thing
we gonna do?
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Nunchaku baseball?
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Beast, the blindfolded
barber?
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Today, I'm ready
to cut some bangs.
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Great ideas, guys.
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But since tonight's
more of a practice run
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for the Moreland triplets,
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I've got some new moves.
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First stop, whoo whoo!
Dinner junction.
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- Are we gonna do
blue dinner again?
- BOTH: Yeah!
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BEAST: That was
an awesome blue mess.
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HARLEY: We are going
to kick it up a notch.
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White dinner!
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Underrated
and super clean.
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Did you peel
these chicken nuggets?
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Who needs that messy
bread coating when you
can get quicker to the fun?
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- And what's more fun than...
- Can we have our toys back?
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Guys, Harley wouldn't
just serve us
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boring old chicken nuggets.
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I bet you chew the top off
one of these bad boys,
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and your mouth
turns frog green.
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Anything?
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Nope. Just the same old
bad breath.
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Come on, give me
a little credit.
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When do I not have
a cool activity or two
up my sleeve?
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Who do you think
I am... Ethan?
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Hey, what if we grab
our strawberry cannons
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and go play
Beast Hunt?
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Last time we played that,
it was awesome.
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LEWIE: There he is!
Hurry! Get him!
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It's jammed!
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Yeah, hit it!
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HARLEY: If you liked
Beast Hunt, you're gonna love...
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Beast hunts for laundry,
and everybody else helps, too.
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Go on, shoot it in.
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Oh, two points!
One for each sock.
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00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:05,707
Harley, I don't wanna
point out the obvious here,
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but you are clearly
losing the room.
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Who says there isn't
anything hidden in the laundry?
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I found something
hidden in the laundry.
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I don't wanna
talk about it.
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Hey, what about
your super magnet?
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We could tie a couple
of golf clubs
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to the bottom of
our skim boards,
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and skim around
like space pilots.
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00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,999
Or you could quietly
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skim through some books
and get ready for bed.
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Quietly?!
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Books?!
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Bed?!
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This toothpaste only
tastes like mint.
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Remember the days
she'd make it taste like
nacho cheese or cotton candy?
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I think she's
trying to trick us.
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I bet she's saving
the blue dinners
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and strawberry cannons
and magnetic whatever-it-is
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for those snot-nosed
Moreland triplets.
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Let's face it.
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The Harley we know
and love is gone.
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And whoever
this phony is...
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is gonna pay.
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DAPHNE: Harley!
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I don't feel good.
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I hope it wasn't
the chicken nuggets.
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At least, I think
they were chicken nuggets.
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Our white food supply
was low.
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I found them in
a plastic bag
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I had to
chip out of the freezer.
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ETHAN: This has been
a fun few hours.
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RACHEL: Thanks
for the shortcut.
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I wouldn't have been able
to find the fastest route
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to a flat tire
on my own.
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Much like in any game
she plays, Georgie has
dropped the ball.
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But Ethan's here
to scoop up her fumble
and score.
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Wow. From everything
you're saying,
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you'd think you'd been
to more of my games.
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Do you even know
how to change a tire?
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00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,499
All that body spray
doesn't exactly scream pit crew.
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One, that's
my natural scent.
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- And two,
Dad showed me.
- Hmm.
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Funny. When I dropped
the ball,
244
00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:03,290
at least it wasn't
down a storm drain.
245
00:11:03,291 --> 00:11:04,999
No worries.
246
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,625
It's perfectly safe
to drive with one
missing lug nut.
247
00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:14,874
Okay, two is
a different story,
248
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,249
but one that can
still have a great ending.
249
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,165
The only great ending
250
00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:20,749
is if this
is a dream,
251
00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:22,874
and I wake up
at the party
without you two.
252
00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:24,874
So close.
253
00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:27,208
Maybe if I can
kick the closer.
254
00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:31,457
Almost got 'em.
255
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,208
And we'll be
outta here in...
256
00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,082
And I'm stuck.
257
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,249
All right,
it's decided.
258
00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:42,957
We're leaving Ethan
for the wild animals.
259
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:45,999
Or we get in touch
with America's heroes,
260
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,124
the fire department,
to get him out.
261
00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:49,249
They'll be here
in a heartbeat.
262
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,415
Uh, once I get
cell service.
263
00:11:51,416 --> 00:11:53,249
I'll go find a signal.
264
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:56,166
I didn't almost make
the cross country team
for nothing.
265
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:09,374
So in summary,
we're asking your family
266
00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:11,082
to refrain from
garden gnome bowling
in the street,
267
00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:12,999
breaking people's windows,
268
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,332
changing people's
televisions with
the remote
269
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,082
through windows.
270
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,457
A lot on this list
dealing with windows.
271
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:21,958
I'll just skip down to,
yes, farting through
a megaphone.
272
00:12:22,958 --> 00:12:25,332
Now, who wants
a mini quiche?
273
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:26,875
Spoilers,
it's a Lorraine.
274
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,457
I'm gonna take
some extra meatballs.
275
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,999
They can add "eats
too much at parties"
to the list.
276
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,250
And takes roast chicken
for spite.
277
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:41,874
- Harley.
- What's wrong?
278
00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:44,707
I have an ouchie
in my tum-tum.
279
00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:46,165
And my leg.
280
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,707
And my arm.
281
00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:50,624
Really? You're running
out of body parts,
282
00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:52,582
and I'm not sold yet.
283
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:54,875
Cut to the chase.
I'm not in the mood for games.
284
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,624
Playtime is over, Harley.
285
00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:01,707
We gave you a chance,
but you spit in our face.
286
00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:03,832
We really wanted you
to be a good babysitter,
287
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:05,457
but you went the other way.
288
00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:08,499
The boys didn't mind.
They're already in bed.
289
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,166
Are they?
290
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,582
You know that moment
in an action movie,
291
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,374
when it suddenly
dawns on the hero
292
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,290
she's been double crossed?
293
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,958
Yeah, that's now.
294
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:30,416
Oh, I don't see this
turning out well.
295
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:34,707
Which one would
you like to try first?
296
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:37,457
Double thick barbecue,
297
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:40,374
or "you'll never
get out the stain" mustard?
298
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:41,999
Tough decision.
299
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,458
Which one's more sticky?
300
00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:53,125
Booby trap!
301
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,415
Nice save.
302
00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:18,291
It'll be your last.
303
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,582
Go, go, go, go, go!
304
00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:26,124
Go, go, go, go!
305
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:29,416
- To the lair!
- Go, go, go, go, go!
306
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,457
No way out, dummies.
307
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,208
Unless you built a tunnel.
308
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,708
I really hope
they didn't build a tunnel.
309
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,499
I'm just trying
to do my job here.
310
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,499
I don't wanna be
the bad guy.
311
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:47,165
But if I wanna be taken
seriously as a babysitter,
312
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:49,415
I'm going to have
to set some boundaries.
313
00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:51,290
You guys get that, right?
314
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,708
- Absolutely.
- Totally.
- You bet.
315
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,957
You know, if you
tie us up like dogs,
316
00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:59,290
we'll go to
the bathroom like dogs.
317
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:02,165
And this dog needs
to be taken for a walk.
318
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,290
The old
"I've gotta potty" trick?
319
00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:06,207
I'm not falling
for that bluff.
320
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:09,708
Great. Enjoy cleaning
bluff off the couch.
321
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:17,332
Come on.
322
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,458
- I have to go, too.
- Give it a rest, Beast.
323
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,707
Do you think
I'm that stupid?
324
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,375
Yes.
325
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:29,957
I live by one rule.
326
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:32,458
Never hide all your
strawberry cannons
in the same spot.
327
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,374
All right.
328
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,749
Everybody calm down.
Let's compromise.
329
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:46,374
Maybe we can do
an off-white dinner.
330
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:47,582
Let me start now.
331
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,416
Eat fruit, Harley.
332
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,500
You're done!
333
00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:55,166
- Yeah!
- Attack!
334
00:16:00,416 --> 00:16:03,249
- Lock the door, Daphne.
- Lock her in with my hair tie.
335
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,832
Let me out of here!
336
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:09,124
No, no, put that
back in your hair!
337
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,249
Everything tastes better
out of a cannon.
338
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,874
Come on, guys, stop it.
It's not funny anymore.
339
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,457
What's going on out there?
340
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,874
The whole house
is ours!
341
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,250
DAPHNE: We can do
whatever we want.
342
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:27,082
To the Magna-Wow!
343
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,415
Ha ha!
344
00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:30,624
No! Stop!
Don't touch my Magna-Wow.
345
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,291
(screeching)
346
00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:35,957
If I don't get
out of here,
347
00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:37,207
the Moreland triplets
will never know
348
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,415
how great a babysitter
I am.
349
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,708
I mean, you know,
besides today.
350
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:47,374
This is bad.
Come on, come on.
351
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,291
There's gotta be something
in here to help me get out.
352
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,290
Where are you going
with that?
353
00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:56,249
I'm gonna
jam this grapefruit
354
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,207
full of paper clips
and washers,
355
00:16:58,208 --> 00:17:01,374
and see if I can
hit the moon.
356
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,333
Stop!
Stop abusing science!
357
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,458
Merry Christmas to me.
358
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,416
Enjoy space,
teddy bear.
359
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:30,583
Okay, here we go.
360
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:35,624
We probably should've given
him an oxygen tank.
361
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,332
Oh, yeah.
362
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:39,874
I know this has
been a lot.
363
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,290
I just want you to know,
we're all on your side,
364
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:48,207
which is why you'll
probably need a picture
of this.
365
00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:50,457
I'm gonna forward it
to everyone.
366
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:54,374
(cell phones chiming)
367
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:55,582
Enough!
368
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:59,582
We are not a pothole
that needs to be fixed,
369
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:02,165
or a corner that
needs a stop sign.
370
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,165
We are good people.
371
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,416
Why are we being
singled out?
372
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,875
From the grapefruit tree.
373
00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:23,582
Let's flip the switch
on this puppy,
374
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:26,000
and see if we can get
all the stuff back.
375
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,124
Are you guys
out of your mind?
376
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,457
Do you know
how powerful
that magnet is?
377
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:53,374
This swing set has been
through seven Diaz kids.
378
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,165
It's barely
holding together.
379
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:57,999
We're lucky
only one bolt came out.
380
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,375
(loud creaking)
381
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:26,624
I wonder what's taking
Georgie so long.
382
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,290
(chuckles)
383
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:31,124
Georgie with the directions,
me trapped in here.
384
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:34,124
When we get to that party,
we are going to laugh and laugh.
385
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:37,874
Which I can't do because
I'm starting to lose
feeling in my foot.
386
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,457
(sighs)
387
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:41,707
(siren wailing)
388
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:43,958
We're saved!
389
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:53,416
Heard you guys
could use some help.
390
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,707
Wait, we're not talking about
chopping my foot off, are we?
391
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:00,874
Thank you so much.
392
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,165
Oh, no worries.
393
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,874
I lost a sneaker,
and I might have
poison oak,
394
00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:06,707
but I found us a signal.
395
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:09,457
No, for him.
That junior fire
fighter's cute.
396
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:13,333
I never thought I'd go for
a guy in reflective pants.
397
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:22,457
Well, I hope
you're happy.
398
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:24,124
Look at what you did.
399
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:27,082
We did?
This is your fault.
400
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:30,957
Yeah, you were all, "Go to bed,
brush your teeth, read a book."
401
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:33,332
That is not
how you take care of a child.
402
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,249
It is, and I'm not
going to apologize
403
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,249
for doing my job.
404
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:39,291
We thought we
were your job.
405
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:43,415
Yeah. You're gonna save
all your cool stuff for
the other kids,
406
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:46,124
and it's good-bye,
fun-time babysitter Harley
407
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:47,875
for all of us.
408
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,999
And now,
we really need you,
409
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
because we don't have
a swing set.
410
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:58,124
I think that magnet
affected my brain.
411
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:01,165
Are you guys saying
you're going to miss me?
412
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,958
Don't make us
say it again.
413
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:08,499
I guess I was so busy
trying to be a babysitting pro,
414
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,708
I... acted like
a real amateur.
415
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,708
Okay, so someday, I may
be babysitting other people,
416
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,833
but you'll still have
fun-time Harley.
417
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,332
You may have been
born last,
418
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,708
but you will always
come first.
419
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,207
Just so we're clear,
you're saying that
420
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,625
I'm first, and they're
second and third?
421
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,124
Either way.
422
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:41,582
When Mom and Dad
see this mess,
423
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:43,708
they'll never let me
watch anyone again.
424
00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:48,166
Unless we all fix it.
425
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:50,708
Yeah.
426
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:56,250
- I'll grab the board.
- Quick, before Mom
and Dad get home.
- We got this.
427
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:11,749
(honks horn)
428
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,583
(all laughing)
429
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:16,749
It never pays
to underestimate
430
00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:18,457
the people
you're watching over.
431
00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:21,249
Sometimes it takes
everything going wrong
432
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:23,249
to find your way
back to what's right.
433
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:25,332
Thanks for letting me
use parts from
434
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:28,124
the strawberry cannons
to put the swing set
back together.
435
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:29,249
You sacrificed
your Magna-Wow
436
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,832
to hold together
our monkey bars.
437
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:33,208
It's the least
we could do.
438
00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:38,458
- Everybody in.
- Team Diaz.
439
00:22:48,458 --> 00:22:50,165
I guess
no matter how ready
440
00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:52,416
you think you are
for something...
441
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,207
there's always
room for improvement.
442
00:22:58,208 --> 00:23:01,290
I know there's that whole
two-day rule,
443
00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:03,958
but is it too soon
to call that fireman?
444
00:23:05,875 --> 00:23:07,875
Nicely done, team.
445
00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:12,290
- You still
got it, Harls.
- Yeah, Harley.
446
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,707
Poncho five?
447
00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:15,625
- Yeah!
- Fist bump!
448
00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:29,166
Dad broke the swing set.
We all saw it.
449
00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:35,290
You let them
break the swing set?!
450
00:23:35,291 --> 00:23:37,332
{\an8}You are clearly
not qualified
451
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,333
{\an8}to babysit outside
this house, Harley.
452
00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:53,290
{\an8}Hey, guys.
We're home.
453
00:23:53,291 --> 00:23:57,208
{\an8}Then again, maybe
you're just as qualified
as anyone else.
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