All language subtitles for Stuck.In.The.Middle.S02E19.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264.DUAL-C76_Legendas03.ENG

TOM: Big weekend, girls.
Gotta make this place sparkle.

Time to clean
the fish tank.

Do I have to wear this?

I'm not the best with
hand-eye coordination,

and you're taking away
one of the two.

You need a heightened
sense of taste.

The big fishing
tournament's this weekend,

and I want to try
some cutting-edge flavors.

Mm. I'm getting cantaloupe...

and a hint of kiwi.

I'm calling that one
Melonardo Dicaprio.

Try the next one.
I'll get you some more.

Hey, Dad,
you want one?

Sure.

It tastes like low tide.

Uh... yeah.

I'm calling that one
Algae-gi Hadid.

You guys have
a good weekend.

Guys, check it out.

Colt Bailey's
in the store.

Colt Bailey?

Why do I know him?

Oh, is that our
worm delivery guy?

Seriously?
Look around.

To be fair,
you don't pay attention

to people who are
famous in the slushy world.

Colt Bailey is
the premier athlete
of his sport.

Tails and Scales magazine
just named him

elite fisherman
of the year.

Don't let him leave.
I'm gonna see if he'll
sign a life jacket.

(squeals)

Welcome to
the Bait and Bite.

Can I interest you in
a Colt Bailey thermos?

I guess any thermos you use
becomes a Colt Bailey thermos.

Harley, stop it,
stop it right now.

It is such an honor
to have you at our store.

I mean, my dad's store.

Well, the family store.

Georgie, stop it,
stop it right now.

Thanks.

Hey, maybe you can help me.

I signed up for
the tournament late,

and I don't have
a place to stay.

Every hotel in town
is booked.

I'd be willing
to pay top dollar.

Top dollar?

My two favorite words.

If I can get Colt
to rent our house,

we can finally afford
our dream vacation.

Hawaii.

We've been trying to
save up for years.

That's why I created
the Honolu-loot.

We put birthday money,
babysitting money,

other people's wishes
from the fountain

at the mall money,

all to some day get us
to that magical island.

Unfortunately, when it comes
to saving money,

our family is its own
worst enemy.

TOM: Who put a stapler
down the garbage disposal?

Why is there a hamburger patty
in the DVD player?

Lewie!

Beast!

Daphne!

But now, with the terror trio
away with Mom,

we could finally earn the money
quicker than they can lose it.

When the Littles are away,
the Bigs can get paid.

I know a place
you can rent.

It's a two-story house
not far from here.

Sleeps nine; I've stayed
there many times.

Sounds great.

That sounds a lot
like our house.

That's because it is.

We're finally gonna fill
the Honolu-loot.

So, are you Hawai-in,

or Hawai-out?

Hawai-in.

Careful. I'm trying to keep
down my green slushy.

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪

♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪

♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪

♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪

♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪

♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪

♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the middle
of the party ♪

♪ We're just
getting started ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪

♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪

- So great to meet you.
- It's nice to meet you, too.

Wow, Colt Bailey.
It is such an honor
to have you in our store.

Would you sign this?
It'll be the thrill
of a life... jacket.

Dad, stop it.
Stop it right now.

Happy to.
I've signed life vests,

float boards,
even a jellyfish once.

Can't use just
an everyday marker for that.

Wow, this means so much.

If I'm ever drowning,
I want people to save
this before me.

(all chuckling)

That guy is going
to pay top dollar
to rent our house?

A guy that is paying
top dollar is wearing
that vest?

I don't care
what he's wearing,

as long as I'm wearing
one of those neck pillows
on the plane to Hawaii.

Also ugly.
Don't sit near me.

Hey, if this thing works out,
I'm buying my own row.

Time to seal the deal.

So I checked up
on the rental.

There was a family
planning on staying there,

but I managed
to free it up.

Aren't you a little young
to be renting out properties?

Aren't you a little young
to have your own brand
of fish food?

I'm catching
what you're casting.

But I don't know about
staying in a private home.

The good thing about
a hotel is I've got
a whole staff

- to back me up.
- Don't worry.

This rental comes with
a top-notch staff.

Right?

Right.
- And that would be...

- Us.
- Yes, us.

When it comes to staff,
we are the toppest of notches.

Hotels have
hundreds of guests.
We're dedicated to you.

We'll take care of needs
you didn't even know you had.

- Like maybe redesigning
that vest.
- Rachel!

So do we have a deal?

Sold. I'll get my stuff.

Right. Now we just need
to sell one more person.

(TV playing)

(Hawaiian music plays)

Hey!
Nice. Family show.

It would be even nicer
if you could wait ten minutes

till the game's over.

Tropical punch?

We don't have juice;
that's actually cherry gelatin,

so drink it quick
before it gets solid.

Now, close your eyes,

and listen to the sound
of the tropical paradise.

( playing ukulele
off-key)

I thought you said
you could play that thing.

I'm doing
the best I can.

I found this
in Daphne's toy box.

It only has two strings,
and one of them is dental floss.

Hold onto your couch cushions,
because I just found a way

to get us all
to Hawaii.

- Now before
you say anything--
- Yes.

Just let her finish.

Wait, what?

You think getting the family
to Hawaii is a tough sell?

If you have a way,
I'm in.

Uh, unless it's something
I shouldn't know about

for legal reasons.

Then, just tell me
on the plane ride home.

- I convinced Colt Bailey--
- The fisherman Colt Bailey--

The fisherman Colt Bailey,
to pay Hawaii-level money

to rent our house
for just five days.

One tiny question.
Where are we gonna stay?

'Cause a hotel would eat up
all the money we make.

(chuckles)

You're gonna love this.

All of us are gonna
go camping on the beach.

Still waiting to love it.

Come on,
it'll be fun.

We always talk about
camping and never do it.

And Dad, this way,
you'll be close to the store
during tournament time.

You said you'd be
practically sleeping
there anyway.

Or we could go stay
with Mom and the other
kids at Aunt Karen's.

I don't think your mother
should know about

the whole renting out
our house plan.

Let's tell her when
she's sunning herself

on a white sand beach.

Then, all the fight
will be out of her.

Take a look
at this kitchen.

Take a smell
of this kitchen.

And trust me, it's
the first time you'd want to.

It took six gallons of bleach
and three mop heads

to get here, but
we brought this place
up to actually livable.

Hawaii, here we come.

(phone rings)

Colt Bailey.

Hey, Colt, it's Harley.

Just wanna let you know
the place is all yours.

I left the key
under the mat.

You're good to go.

Fantastic. Oh, one thing
I forgot to mention.

I have this little puppy
named Guppy.

Puppy named Guppy?

I'm seeing an official
Colt Bailey children's book.

Already in the works.
Thing is, I'm gonna need

someone to watch him for me
while I'm fishing.

Poor little guy
can't stand to be alone.

Is that something your
top-notch staff can handle?

I just cleaned up after
nine animals.

I can handle one dog.

I don't sign salmon, ma'am.
It's a personal policy.

HARLEY: Every trip to Hawaii
starts with step one.

Camping.

I do not like
the look of that sky.

Well, soon it will be dark,
and you won't be able to see it.

(thunder crashes)

Did you check the weather?

Of course.

"100% chance of rain
in greater Marshport."

So? What's a little rain?

"With microburst tornadoes
throughout the night."

Stop reading that.

Please tell me you have
a back-up plan.

Of course.

RACHEL:
This is your back-up plan?

Staying at the store
won't be so bad.

I don't know why
I didn't think of this before.

Because it's
a terrible idea.

Yeah, that's probably it.

(strums ukulele)

Staying here is
a small sacrifice

to get to Hawaii.

Think of it as camping inside.
We could tell scary stories.

I've got a really
scary one.

It's about a family that
had to stay in a bait shop

for a week.

Guys, it's gonna be
a long night.

Let's not get on
each other's nerves.

Sweet dreams, everybody.

(Rachel groans)

The lighthouse is so annoying.
Can someone turn it off?

Sure.

What's a few shipwrecks
for our personal comfort?

Stop moving or the ukulele
comes back inside.

(foghorn blows)

(boat horn blares)

Rise and shine.
It's 4:30.

Everyone starts early
on tournament day.

(boat horn blares)

Morning, Landlord Harley.

Don't mean to be
a snag in your line,

but we need to chat.

Last night
when I locked up,

I saw you did not have
a home security system.

We don't, but
Marshport's really safe.

One time, they left
the front page of
the paper blank

because nothing
was going on.

Yeah, but I've got fans.
Groupies.

Don't you mean groupers?

Sorry. It's early.

I need to sleep soundly if
I'm gonna win this tournament.

I'm afraid if you don't
get me an alarm system

by tonight, I'll have to find
somewhere else to stay.

No, no.
I'll take care of it.

The last family
that lived there

relied on their
youngest daughter
for protection.

I won't be
troubling you again.

Water's calling.

Landlord Harley,
one more thing.

Don't mean to be
a snag in your line,

but I'm here to drop off
my little pup.

Little? Compared to what?

Compared to that marlin
I caught last week,

Guppy is tiny.

That's not a problem, right?

You did promise
a top-notch staff.

I believe your words were
"the toppest of notches."

Georgie's, but still,
I can handle the dog.

And get you an alarm in a day.

I got this, Harls.

Big's got your back.

You're gonna be with him
all day, right?

He doesn't like
to be alone.

I come from
a family of nine.

I don't know
what alone is.

Come on, boy.

All right.

Water's calling.

Landlord Harley,
one more thing.

Don't mean to be
a snag in your line,

but that kitchen
has a problem.

It's about as clean
as it's ever been,

so can't wait
to hear this.

It's gonna sound crazy,
but I'd like you to remove

all the fish
and fish-related
products in there.

I'd do it myself,
but it's bad luck

to touch any fish
before you actually catch some.

That doesn't sound
crazy at all.

Athletes are
superstitious.

Football star Brady Rice
keeps all his food
in alphabetical order.

That's crazy.

But then again, who am I
to argue with a world champion?

Interesting.

Landlord Harley, I'm gonna
need the pantry alphabetized.

If it's good enough for Brady,
it's good enough for Bailey.

What a helpful idea...
Georgie.

I'll just add
alphabetizing to my list.

Our list.
I'll take care of that.

I know a little something
about superstition in sports.

I never wash my game socks
during a season.

That's not superstitious,
that's just unsanitary.

Anyway...

water's calling.

Landlord Harley,
don't mean to be a...

BOTH: Snag in your line.

Hey, how did you know
I was gonna say that?

Water called,
gave me a heads up.

This might be beyond
the scope of your services,

but I'm gonna need
someone to prepare
some fresh bait for me.

I'll do it.
I'll do it.

Much obliged.

I'll need worms,
crawdads and sand fleas.

I'm your girl.
I love everything fishing,

- and fishing-ish.
- Great, thanks.

Also, if you can get out
this snag in my line,

I'd appreciate it.

Since when do you
offer to help,

especially when it involves
gills and guts?

Since I overheard Colt's
going fishing

with Ryan Reynolds,
and I want to go.

Look at us Bigs,
doing our part.

We step up, and without
those three little anchors,

we can fly.

(electronic beeping)

You are looking at
the lock squawk.

It's a voice-activated lock

you customize with
your own password.

I started inventing it
for the girls' room,

but this will be
a good test run.

And once I set
this password,

Hawaii, here we come.

GEORGIE: Harley,
I have an emergency!

It's probably not nice
to say this about your sister,

but she better
be bleeding.

That's a good boy.

Who's a good boy?

You're not gonna poop
on Uncle Ethan's shoes
anymore, are you?

No.

Do you mind if I take
a picture with you really quick

to post on my feed?
If I tag it "Colt Bailey's dog,"

I could really get
a boost in followers.

All right.
You didn't say no.

This alphabetizing thing
is not easy.

Do I put this under "R"
for rigatoni,

or "P" for pasta?

I'd file it under "N"
for not an emergency.

Then there's
this jelly situation.

I mean, is this jelly
or jam?

- The label says preserves.
- Preserves!

Then there's
this mind-bender.

Half peanut butter,
half jelly.

Put it under "S"
for swirl.

I am so glad
you are here.

I never thought
you'd ask.

But these are crawdads.

My personal favorite.

What's your personal
runner-up?

Come on, don't be shy.

Dive in
and grab a plump one.

Ryan Reynolds,

Ryan Reynolds,
Ryan Reynolds.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Ryan Reynolds,
Ryan Reynolds.

Bite?

And ziti.

If Colt wants
tubular pasta,

he knows where to find it.

That looks great.
Let's go.

Wait a minute.

"Almonds comma salted" would be
after "almonds comma plain."

Really?

It'll just take a sec.

Perfect.

(loud creaking)

I'm about to really
comma really lose my cool.

You know you left
the front door open... oh!

You do, because a pack of
raccoons obviously got in here.

I'm gonna go shower
fish guts off me.

You can't leave fish guts
in Colt's shower.

It'll make him
feel at home.

And if you wanna be
mad at someone, be mad at Ethan.

Why?

You posted
Colt's phone number?

No, just pictures of
me and Guppy.

Colt's personal cell phone
number was on the dog tag.

Oh, that's why I have
2,000 new followers.

It's my fault Colt's having
all this bad luck.

If I'd alphabetized
the food quicker,

it wouldn't have happened.
He's probably been swallowed
by a whale by now.

This better not affect
my shot of going fishing
with Ryan Reynolds.

You're going fishing with
Colt's dog groomer?

- What?
- Ryan Reynolds.

That's Colt's
dog groomer's name.

He's this guy.
He's following me now, too.

I spent two hours
touching dead fish

to hang out with
someone's grandpa?!

- That's it, I quit.
- You can't.

You're supposed to be doing
bait prep for Colt.

Yeah, and you're supposed
to be doing house prep.

But look at this place.

And anyone could
look at this place,

because Harley's
security system

- let me and Ethan
walk right in here.
- I didn't lock it yet.

Colt asked us to do four things,
and we haven't done any right.

- Five things.
- We can't even
get that right.

Guys, all of this arguing
isn't getting us to Hawaii.

We need to focus.

Georgie, you cut up
some more bait.

Rachel, you handle
the social media situation.

Ethan, keep Guppy
out of trouble.

I'll stay here
and deal with the house.

- You really think
we can fix all this?
- Of course.

We're the Bigs
without the Littles.

We're unstoppable.

Lock Squawk engaged.

Does that mean
we're locked out?

Yes, but relax.
I know the password.

Flounder.

Password invalid.

That's weird.
It's definitely a fish.

Halibut.

- Password invalid.
- (Guppy barking)

Uh, Ethan, did you
forget something inside?

Oh, no.
That dog cannot be alone.

Last time he was,

he turned a parking meter
into a piñata.

We've gotta
get in there.

I know it now.
Monkey.

Password invalid.

- Monkey?
- Fish weren't working.

And he's getting into
the suitcase.

How do you not
know your password?
You set it.

Okay, time to set
the password.

GEORGIE: Harley,
I have an emergency.

You're a real snag
in my line, Georgie.

- Snag in my line.
- Welcome home.

Okay, I know
it looks bad,

but we're the Bigs.

Yeah, named after
the size of trouble
we're in.

Lewie, Beast and Daphne never
caused this much destruction,

- and they're
actively trying.
- So...

It's not over yet.
If we all work together...

Whoa!
Let me guess.

Someone left
Guppy alone.

Yeah, now it's over.

Well, Colt checked into
a hotel in Boston.

Said he would rather have
an hour commute

than deal with us,
not that I blame him.

And since we had to pay
for all the damages,

these are the closest
we're getting to the islands.

Well, I guess that's
aloha, Hawaii.

Aloha meaning good-bye
and not hello.

Thank you for trying, Harls.
We'll get there eventually.

At least I still have
my signed life jacket.

Son of a gun.
He made it out to Tim.

(all laughing)

I guess the Littles
weren't the problem after all.

Nope. We managed to empty
this thing

faster than they ever have.

We're not going to
tell them about this, are we?

Never.