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Tomorrow's my favorite
holiday of the year.
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I'll give you one guess
which one.
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Actually, I'm just
going to tell you.
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Halloween.
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If you got it wrong,
that'd be awkward.
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It's the best holiday
for inventors.
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Meet...
the Turbo Carve.
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All the pumpkin gore
without all the pumpkin goo.
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And it's not just me
who loves Halloween.
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My whole family does.
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Every year, Ethan and Dad
turn our backyard into
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our neighborhood's
Haunted Hang,
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which has a version
of our family.
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You know, if our family
was made out of leaves,
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straw and garbage bags.
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Scarecrow Mom looks so good,
I'd marry her all over again.
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Aw. Scarecrow Daphne
just lost her first tooth.
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Candy corn.
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Please don't eat
your brothers and sisters.
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And then there's
the annual post
trick-or-treat candy auction.
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Beast has a king-size
chocolate bar
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he's looking to trade.
Who will start the bidding?
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I'll give him
three licorice whips.
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Now we got some action.
I got three whips.
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Three whips;
do I hear four?
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Come on, people, it's
a king-size chocolate bar here.
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Four whips
and a peanut cluster.
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Four and a cluster,
I got four and a cluster.
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Do I hear five?
Four and a cluster
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going once,
going twice.
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Sold to the boy
in the glasses.
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Be sure to brush
your teeth tonight.
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And then, there's
my favorite tradition.
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Secret Scarer.
It's like Secret Santa.
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You pull a name,
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but instead of surprising
someone with a thoughtful gift,
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you give them
an awesome fright.
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Last year,
I got Ethan.
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Beast, hands off
my guitar.
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Yep, you scare them
to death,
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and then you yell
"Merry Scary!"
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(mechanical laughter)
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Not to be braggy,
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but I'm the best
scarer in the family.
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It's kind of
my gift to them.
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Hurry up, Harley.
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Yeah. We wanna eat
the brains while
they're still cold.
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This year,
I finally picked Rachel.
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I'd never gotten
her before.
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She's the best one,
because with everybody else,
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I feel a tiny bit guilty
when they scream in terror.
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Ew, raisin?
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I thought it was
chocolate chip.
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Ugh!
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Yeah, guilt is not
going to be a problem.
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Get ready.
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I'm about to scare Rachel
all the way to Christmas.
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪
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♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪
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♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪
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♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the middle
of the party ♪
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♪ We're just
getting started ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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{\an8}I'm in here!
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{\an8}That was supposed
to be for Rachel.
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{\an8}I got her for
my Secret Scarer.
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{\an8}Not this again.
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{\an8}Every year, you go
way over the top.
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{\an8}Last year, after what you did
to Lewie and Beast,
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{\an8}they slept in our room
for a month.
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{\an8}Hey, if I'm going to make
an animatronic goblin,
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{\an8}it's going to look real.
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{\an8}You're an inventor.
You have an unfair advantage.
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{\an8}We never scare you
as well as you scare us.
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{\an8}And no one's more
bummed out about that than I am.
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{\an8}Every year, I have to fake
being scared
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{\an8}when a rubber spider
shows up in my cereal.
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Oh, no! Is that a spider
in my cereal? Aah!
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Come on, people,
up your game.
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Just do us all a favor
and dial it back
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to a nice, easy,
heart attack level
this year.
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No problem.
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Even half Harley is still
twice as scary
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as the rest of
this family.
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Harley, I need you to take me
trick-or-treating tonight.
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And wear comfortable shoes.
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We're going to be out there
for a while.
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Sorry. Can't.
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I'll be busy
dialing it back.
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But not too much.
But not not too much.
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Besides, I always
take you trick-or-treating.
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I'm tired of
going with you.
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You always wear
that big, floppy
rabbit costume,
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you're too slow,
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you take
way too many pictures.
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I can go on,
but I don't want
to hurt your feelings.
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It doesn't hurt
my feelings at all.
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Hey, there's oatmeal
in the microwave for you.
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Thanks.
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Oh, cool, a bunch of
new items for our 4-D
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Haunted Hang experience.
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Moldy avocado.
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What can we say
that is?
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Oh, uh...
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alien brains.
Next.
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Ugh, that tofu
and sprouts
no one would eat.
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Okay.
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Furry witch's tongue.
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Best part about this
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is I get points from
your mother for cleaning
out the fridge.
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We have the coolest display
in the neighborhood.
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We're gonna destroy
Mr. Tedesco's Scare-Fest-O.
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Speaking of destroy,
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I hope this year,
vandals don't trash this place
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like they usually do.
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This year, I'm gonna
catch those punks.
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I'd help, but I'm
gonna be stuck
handing out candy,
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and a whole lotta
"Oh, look at you's."
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It's okay. I'll find
my own back-up.
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Good, because we risked
our lives touching
these leftovers.
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It shouldn't be
for nothing.
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Oh, man!
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You can feel
this one.
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Sh!
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BOTH: Boo!
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BOTH: Merry Scary!
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I can't believe it.
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We finally got each other
for Secret Scarer.
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And we both had
the same cool idea.
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Store-bought
fright masks?
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Oh, that just
makes me sad.
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How to get Rachel?
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I see so many
disgusting possibilities.
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(quiet coughing)
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Are you waiting to
jump out and scare me?
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No. I'm hiding so no one
jumps out and scares me.
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Tell me you didn't pick me
for Secret Scarer.
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You know it's not in
the spirit of the game--
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It is you!
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Oh, no, oh, no,
oh, no, oh, no!
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Relax. I got Rachel.
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Well, someone out there
has my name.
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Do you mind if
I hide back under here
while you work?
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You wanna go back under
that dirty laundry?
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Now you're starting
to scare me.
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Ugh. I can't believe
you guys won't help me
guard the Haunted Hang.
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You do know that
every house in
the whole neighborhood
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is handing out candy
tonight, right?
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For free, Ethan.
Free!
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Everybody gets
free candy tonight.
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But you know what
they don't get?
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Badges.
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The honor of protecting
the Halloween hang
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from vandals by working
for the TTSA--
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Trick-or-Treat
Security Agency.
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Intrigued as we are by
the pumpkin-shaped badges,
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"free candy"
are two pretty powerful words.
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How about you do this,
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and I'll take you guys
trick-or-treating
tomorrow night?
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The night after
Halloween?
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Yeah.
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November 1st is the best night
to go trick-or-treating.
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- It is?
- Halloween night,
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kids get all hopped up
on candy and go crazy.
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Next day, parents wanna
give it all away.
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It's a gold mine.
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We're going to be
candy millionaires.
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That's
the best kind.
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Does this work on
every holiday?
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Do we get more presents
on December 26th?
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- Uh, sure.
- Oh, yeah.
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I need a dress for
Zia's Halloween party tonight.
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I'm going as a ghost
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that died wearing
a cute dress and heels.
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Is this the part where
you say "Merry Scary"?
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Seriously? Nothing?
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Can one of your arms
hand me my black dress?
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It was made for scaring,
not styling.
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0 for 2. Grow up.
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Halloween is about more
than just scaring people.
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Although you should be
frightened
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you have nothing
better to do.
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She did not just dis
my half Harley scare.
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Looks like someone just
invited whole Harley
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to re-enter
the building.
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From now on,
it's not Halloween.
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It's Harley-ween.
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Yeah, I'm thinking of
cutting a me-shaped hole
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into my sister's mattress
so I can pop out and scare her.
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How much would it cost
to buy a new one?
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Oh.
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Okay, I'll just
think of something else.
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Stay away from me, Harley.
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I need a ten-foot radius.
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What's with
the mirrors?
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Are you dressing up
as Rachel?
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Nope. This is the only way
I can make sure
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nobody sneaks up on me.
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Looking for a scare?
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These things
are useless.
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Aren't you supposed
to be trick-or-treating?
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You want dead bodies?
My teacher's cousin
works at a cemetery.
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I say we get a shovel,
grab a duffle bag--
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No! Go
trick-or-treat.
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New idea. You may have to
lose a finger for this one,
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but it would be worth it.
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I just thought of
the perfect way
to terrify Rachel.
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I don't know
what the plan is,
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but you look evil
in every one of these.
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This look like
a vandal to you?
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00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:27,207
Nah. That Dalmatian's
in my gym class.
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- He's clean.
- Okay, go.
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Hey!
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But I don't like
the looks of this guy.
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Turn around.
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Aha!
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This kid's packing TP.
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Guys, he's a mummy.
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That's his costume.
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I don't wanna see you
back here again, two-ply.
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- Beat it!
- Go.
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I'm putting this
in evidence.
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Oh, this is way softer
than what Mom buys.
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Oh!
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Hey, guys.
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I'm getting some calls
from the neighborhood moms.
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A lot of 'em use the words
"excessive force."
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Not groovy.
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Ridiculous.
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(farting noise)
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It's all set.
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This will come
to be known as
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the greatest scare
in Diaz history.
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Get to the part where
Rachel loses it.
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00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:30,207
Okay, here's what's
going to happen.
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First, Rachel will
head into the bathroom
247
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,208
to get ready
for her party.
248
00:11:35,416 --> 00:11:37,249
I've rigged the lights
to flicker
249
00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:39,250
with the push of a button
on my remote.
250
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,082
While she wonders
what's wrong,
251
00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:44,249
a device sitting on top
of the shower curtain
252
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:46,625
will project a creepy
hologram.
253
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:52,249
- What do you guys think?
- Is it over yet?
254
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:55,165
If you get my name next year,
do that to me.
255
00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:58,124
I'd love to have
nightmares about that.
256
00:11:58,125 --> 00:11:59,832
Maybe Mom's right.
257
00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:01,624
I'm all for
scaring Rachel,
258
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:03,207
but something like that
could haunt her forever.
259
00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:05,874
Like that time I tried
to cross-over dribble
260
00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:07,374
mid-game and took out
Janelle's grandma.
261
00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:09,582
This is not the time
to go halfway.
262
00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:13,082
I may never pull Rachel's
name out of the hat again.
263
00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:14,582
And I will not
live with regret.
264
00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,290
I'll live with
Lewie, Beast and Daphne,
265
00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:18,457
but I will not
live with regret.
266
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:22,165
Well, I don't want
any part of this.
267
00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:25,166
I would like
several parts.
268
00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:29,749
Hey. Any sign
of our criminal?
269
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,500
Well, there was a guy
in a prison costume.
270
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:36,082
But he was being pushed
around in a stroller.
271
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:39,207
Oh!
272
00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:41,582
I'm starting to think we're
going about this all wrong.
273
00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:43,249
If you wanna catch a perp,
274
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:46,207
you don't advertise
you have security.
275
00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:47,999
We need to go undercover.
276
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,290
(farting noise)
277
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,458
That means I agree.
278
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:57,624
I'm just a regular monkey,
thinking monkey thoughts.
279
00:12:57,625 --> 00:12:59,624
Not at all secret agent.
280
00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,124
And I'm just
a whoopee cushion.
281
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:06,166
Born to make fart sounds,
not investigate anyone.
282
00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:11,457
You've given me
a great idea.
283
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,250
To figure this out
on my own.
284
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:17,415
Is this Rachel scare
gonna happen?
285
00:13:17,416 --> 00:13:19,874
'Cause I'm starting to think
this was just an excuse
286
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,457
for you to hang out
in my pad.
287
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,165
SUZY: Daphne, we're gonna
leave for trick-or-treating
288
00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:25,082
in ten minutes.
289
00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:26,957
Make with
the scare, Harley.
290
00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:28,499
Time is candy.
291
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,874
Yeah. Let's get
this thing going.
292
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:33,708
Rachel,
bathroom's free.
293
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:42,708
Showtime.
294
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,083
Who's messing
with the lights?
295
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,082
(Rachel shrieking)
296
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:53,582
(loud crashing)
297
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,874
Ow, my leg!
I think it's broken.
298
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,707
Ow!
299
00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:00,415
My leg!
300
00:14:00,416 --> 00:14:03,165
- Well, that
backfired.
- Ouch!
301
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:05,415
Can you leave my house?
I don't wanna get tied to this.
302
00:14:05,416 --> 00:14:07,166
Ow!
303
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:14,082
I'm sorry, Rachel.
I didn't mean it.
304
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,165
But it's like
Christmas, right?
It's the thought that counts.
305
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:19,833
And I'm thinking
I've got one sister too many.
306
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,999
Better get you
to urgent care.
307
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,249
It's Halloween.
They'll be expecting
a Diaz at some point.
308
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,249
Harley, I told you
to go easy.
309
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:32,165
This is way past
werewolf in the microwave.
310
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:34,499
I can't believe
I just said that sentence.
311
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,583
Parenting is weird.
312
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:40,124
I'm sorry, Rachel.
313
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:41,749
But look on
the bright side.
314
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,582
You know those really
expensive shoes you want?
315
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,957
Now you only
have to buy one.
316
00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:47,208
(door slams)
317
00:14:51,416 --> 00:14:53,999
Now that Mom's taking
care of your victim,
318
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,290
who's gonna take me
trick-or-treating?
319
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:58,999
The last thing
I wanna do right now
320
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,707
is go trick-or-treating.
321
00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:03,332
I already ruined Halloween
for one sister.
322
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:06,125
I can still help
make it fun for another.
323
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,457
Your sister Harley,
that's who.
324
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:13,624
You and I are
doin' it up
Halloween style.
325
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,249
Look out, world,
here comes the Diaz sisters.
326
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,291
Easy. I'm just in it
for the candy.
327
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,874
We're halfway through
Halloween,
328
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:28,624
and no closer to figuring out
who the vandal is.
329
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:31,124
We're as dumb as
these pumpkin brains.
330
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:33,165
Hey, speak for yourself.
331
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,999
I beat scarecrow me at
tic-tac-toe two out of
three times.
332
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,415
I wonder if Mr. Tedesco's
display got wrecked.
333
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:42,499
Nah. His place
never gets vandalized.
334
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,999
He's always bragging about
having the best haunted house
on the block.
335
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,999
Maybe there's a reason
why his place
336
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,082
never gets wrecked.
337
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,457
Maybe he's the vandal.
338
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,082
What?!
339
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:57,082
Think about it.
340
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,290
Motive. He takes us down,
341
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:02,874
boom, he has
the best display.
342
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:06,207
Proximity. Ha, he lives
right down the street.
343
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:08,082
Opportunity.
344
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:10,124
He's an adult; he can do
whatever he wants.
345
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:12,290
The monkey's right.
346
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:14,249
There's a reason
they're the smartest animal.
347
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:18,207
I say we strike Tedesco
before he strikes us.
348
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,165
(farting noise)
349
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,707
Yeah.
350
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:23,374
Hmm.
351
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:25,332
This would be a great time
to say a catchphrase.
352
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,249
Anything?
353
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:29,582
- No. You?
- Nah.
354
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,375
We'll circle back.
355
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,832
Isn't this great?
356
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:38,082
The smell of
fresh candy in the air.
357
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:41,124
I'd have a lot more
candy if you weren't
dragging those bunny feet.
358
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,332
Pick up the pace.
359
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,124
Sorry.
360
00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:46,999
Uh, I didn't have time
to finish my costume
361
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,457
so I had to borrow Mom's.
362
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:52,290
- I was going to go as--
- Don't care.
Keep moving.
363
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:56,874
Okay. Let's at least
get a photo of the great
Halloween we're having.
364
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:59,124
All right,
say boo.
365
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:01,625
Boo!
366
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,624
I think it's time
we both admit that
this was a mistake.
367
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,207
Oh, there's Taylor
and her mom.
368
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:10,207
I'm going with them.
369
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:12,290
Please don't hop after me.
370
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:13,457
Taylor!
371
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,207
What, are you ditching me?
You can't...
372
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,749
Oh, they have a wagon.
373
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:19,207
I can't compete with that.
374
00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,083
See you at home.
375
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,125
Vandals got us again.
376
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,290
Poor me.
377
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:44,582
Where is everyone?
378
00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:47,082
They must've gone
trick-or-treating without me.
379
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,999
It's official.
380
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,583
This is the worst
Halloween ever.
381
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:09,749
Why is the door stuck?
382
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:11,290
Open up,
open up!
383
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,750
Please open the door.
Please.
384
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,374
Oh, Rachel.
Rachel, you're back.
385
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,457
You have to help me--
386
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:31,958
There was a little problem
at the hospital.
387
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:51,083
ALL: Merry Scary!
388
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,166
We got you so good.
389
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,457
It took all eight of us
to pull off something
390
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,165
to be worthy of you.
391
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,207
After years of
terrifying us,
392
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:08,457
Merry Scary
from the family.
393
00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:10,249
How did you put this
all together?
394
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,624
SUZY: Well, we wanted to make
sure you got Rachel
395
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:14,999
for Secret Scarer,
396
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,832
so we folded her name
to make sure no one else
397
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:19,125
- would choose her.
- TOM: We rigged it.
398
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,749
We needed to figure out
what you had planned for Rachel
399
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,166
so she wouldn't
be scared.
400
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,082
I gave her
a heads-up text,
401
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:34,999
and for your big scare,
402
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,750
we just let Rachel do
what she does best.
403
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:42,207
Ow, my leg.
I think it's broken!
404
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:44,624
GEORGIE: Be dramatic
about nothing.
405
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,208
Ow!
406
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,124
DAPHNE: We knew with
Mom and Dad pretending
to take care of Rachel,
407
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:53,250
you would have to
take me trick-or-treating.
408
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,832
LEWIE:
While you two were gone,
409
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:06,165
everyone else had
plenty of time
410
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:08,582
to get into costume.
411
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,415
BEAST: Then Daphne ditched you
and ran home.
412
00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:13,957
DAPHNE: Actually,
I didn't have to run.
413
00:20:13,958 --> 00:20:16,625
You were pretty slow
in that bunny suit.
414
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:21,416
TOM: And then,
the fun began.
415
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:30,332
Oh, Rachel,
you have to help me.
416
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:31,999
HARLEY: Hang on.
417
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,457
Rachel's head fell off
her shoulders.
418
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,374
How did that happen?
419
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,082
RACHEL:
I studied that trick
420
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:40,625
way more than
any subject at school.
421
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,082
You all got together,
422
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,999
plotted and went
behind my back
423
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,750
to try to scare me?
424
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,833
This is the best
Halloween ever!
425
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,957
You know, the night's
not done yet.
426
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:09,083
And since we all
have costumes...
427
00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:18,290
Uh, Ethan?
428
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:20,208
Is that part of
the Halloween Hang?
429
00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:27,458
I think we might've
found the real vandal.
430
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:32,249
{\an8}We may have to swing by
Mr. Tedesco's
431
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:35,582
{\an8}to clean a 12-pack
of TP out of his trees.
432
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:37,582
{\an8}HARLEY: Trust me, it takes
a lot of thought
433
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,999
{\an8}to craft the perfect scare.
434
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,625
{\an8}My family took the time
to do that for me.
435
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:47,290
{\an8}I guess you could say
they cared enough to scare.
436
00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:48,874
{\an8}So this Halloween,
437
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,874
{\an8}if someone scares
the pants off you...
438
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:54,207
{\an8}ALL: Merry Scary!
439
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:56,333
{\an8}remember, it's just their way
of saying "I love you."
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