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( footsteps creaking
overhead )
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Hm. That's the attic.
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No one's supposed
to be up there.
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I know how to find out
who it is.
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I just have to break out
my trusty...
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Listen Up.
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I invented it to eavesdrop
on my brothers and sisters.
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Then I realized
I'm not that interested
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in what they have to say
when they're talking to me,
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let alone
through a wall.
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What was that?
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I'll pretend
it's not rats
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- if you pretend
it's not rats.
- Deal.
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Got a lot of room
up here.
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Yeah, we should
clear it out
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and make it a bedroom
for one of the kids.
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Cleaning this out
is gonna be a big job.
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Let's start tomorrow.
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So glad
you said it first.
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Someone's getting
their own room.
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Gotta keep this
top secret.
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If the other kids
find out,
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there'll be
an all-out war for who gets it.
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And General Harley
hasn't come up
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with her battle plan yet.
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- Who are you spying on?
- I'm not spying.
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Please.
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When you lie,
you squint your eyebrows.
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Also, you're holding
a spying tool thingy.
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It's called
the Listen Up.
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Fine.
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Don't freak out.
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But Mom and Dad are building
a new bedroom in the attic.
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What?!
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Keep this between us.
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If anyone hears,
they'll be all over it.
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Right. Secret's
safe with me.
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Mom and Dad are building
a new room in the attic.
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Mom and Dad are
building a new room
in the attic.
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Okay, it's locked down.
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Mom and Dad are building
a new room in the attic!
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Okay, I had
another one in me.
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Now it's locked down.
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Harley!
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Did you hear?
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Mom and Dad
are plotting our doom.
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How did they know
Mom and Dad
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are building a room
in the attic?
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Yeah, that's the Diaz
telephone translation.
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No, knucklehead.
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Mom and Dad
are building a new room.
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Oh, this is about
a new room, not doom.
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I thought this was
about a broom.
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ETHAN:
So what is it, Harley?
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Who wants toilet paper?
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Two-ply.
Ooh, so soft.
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I'll take
a couple sheets.
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And an explanation
about this attic thing.
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ALL: Mm-hmm.
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪
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♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪
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♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪
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♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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{\an8}♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the middle
of the party ♪
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♪ We're just
getting started ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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{\an8}Okay, fine.
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{\an8}I overheard Mom and Dad.
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{\an8}They're turning the attic
into an extra bedroom.
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{\an8}(all cheering)
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{\an8}Having my own room
would be so sweet.
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{\an8}I could make a soundproof
recording studio.
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{\an8}I like the soundproof part,
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{\an8}but I have a much better idea
for my room.
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{\an8}You've heard of
a walk-in closet.
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{\an8}Live-in closet.
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{\an8}I'd go a completely
different way.
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{\an8}Indoor basketball court.
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{\an8}With those low ceilings,
I'll be dunking in no time.
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{\an8}Beast and I would be doing
the obvious best thing--
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{\an8}wall-to-all waterbed!
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{\an8}Or fruit punch beds;
we're still deciding.
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Count me out.
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I already own a house.
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Not looking to downsize
to an attic.
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GEORGIE:
It should be my room.
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(all arguing)
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Guys. Guys!
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We all have big ideas.
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But we have to let
Mom and Dad come to a decision
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on their own
and not bug them.
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Otherwise, it'll be
the dirt bike all over again.
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(all gasp)
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We fought over it
so much,
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on the way home
from the store,
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Dad turned around
to bring it back.
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I remember that.
He got store credit,
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and then bought mulch.
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And seven rakes.
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That Saturday
took an ugly turn.
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Which is why
we have to play it cool.
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There's no way
these jokers will play it cool.
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They'll drive
Mom and Dad crazy,
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and take themselves
out of the running.
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Then I'll sweep in
and get the attic
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for what I want.
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HARLEY: Welcome to MOCHI--
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the museum of
cool Harley inventions.
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On your left is
the Pick Me Up,
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invented at
the young age of 13.
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This is a classic example
of Harley's
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helpful family products period.
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Harley's right.
We need to stay out of it.
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Exactly. Let
Mom and Dad
decide on their own.
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I don't mean to bug you,
but I know about
the room in the attic.
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I think we can all agree,
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I deserve it.
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I deserve it.
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We deserve it.
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- I deserve it.
- I deserve it.
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- I deserve it.
- We deserve it.
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- I...
- I...
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- We...
- ...deserve it.
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- Deserve it.
- Deserve it.
- Deserve it.
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Yep, they're ruined
their chances
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by annoying Mom and Dad.
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Now it's time for,
"She's so patient,
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she deserves her own room
Harley" to make her move.
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Ooh, you've had
quite a day with
those other pesky kids.
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Hot cocoa?
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Okay, that's it.
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Family meeting!
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I don't understand how
word about the attic
even got out.
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You know, there are many
mysteries in this family
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that we may never understand.
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BEAST AND LEWIE:
It was Harley.
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And since we were
the ones who reported her,
we should get the room.
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Being a tattletale
isn't gonna get you anywhere.
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Then we got nothing.
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RACHEL: Come on,
make a decision.
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Parent up.
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This is exactly why
Daphne was called
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Baby Seven for
the first month.
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Hey, the person before me
is called Beast.
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I'm glad
they took the time.
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We can't pick.
We'll be accused
of playing favorites.
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"Georgie's sandwich
has more cheese."
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"Rachel's pillow
has more fluff."
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"Ethan always gets
the good fork."
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Why does Ethan always
get the good fork?
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You know, let's just
forget this whole idea.
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ALL: What?!
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Oh, no, they don't.
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An extra bedroom
in this house
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is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
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I am not getting
dirt biked out of my freedom.
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If you've been
paying attention,
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what I just said
makes sense.
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Hey, what if us kids figure out
who gets the new room?
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You got an idea where
everybody get out of
this alive?
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Uh, that makes things
more difficult, but sure.
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- And we'll clean out
the attic for you.
- ALL: Yeah!
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Even though cleaning
usually means putting
stuff in the attic,
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we'll figure it out.
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Okay.
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But only because we want you
to learn how to solve
your own problems.
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And it's way less
work for you.
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- And that.
- (laughter)
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I've developed an equation
to help us decide
who gets the room.
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You take the number of
helpful inventions
each kid has made,
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multiply that by
the grade-point average,
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and add number of roller
coasters built for the family.
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Now take your answer
and multiply that by zero,
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because that's your chance
of getting the room.
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This is not the time
for in-fighting.
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Or math.
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Going from triple
occupancy to a single--
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what better time is there
for in-fighting?
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Georgie has a point.
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If we have any chance
of that room, we need
to work as a team.
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Great. I have lots of
experience working on teams.
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Will this team
have a bench?
That's where I thrive.
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We've been thinking
about this all wrong.
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It shouldn't be
kid versus kid.
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It should be
boys versus girls.
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Winner gets control
of the attic forever.
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I don't know.
Boys versus girls?
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First, Rachel gets the room.
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Love it!
Go, girls!
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Then when you go to college,
Georgie moves up there,
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and I stay here.
Everyone gets their own room.
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It's a win-win.
Win!
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And that's more wins than
I've ever been associated with.
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All right,
girls team, all in.
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We've gotta stay strong,
because you know the boys
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are out there
working like crazy
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to come up with
their own plan.
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Hey, what if we
teamed up against the girls?
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I move out, you guys
get to stay here.
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Cool.
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That works.
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Oh, I was just
coming to see you.
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And I you.
The boys have
a proposal.
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I assume you're
authorized to negotiate
on their behalf.
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I want to be
team captain.
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I second it.
Two votes to one.
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- Lewie it is.
- I need a twin.
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I am. The boys would like
to team up and challenge
the girls
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for control of
the attic.
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The girls agree.
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We suggest
a test of intelligence.
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We decline.
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We suggest that we should
all go into the closet and fart.
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Last one to leave wins.
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We decline.
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Dad says we have to
come out of this alive.
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How about a series of
backyard competitions?
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- Winner takes all.
- Agreed.
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(Daphne thumping)
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Does nobody have
a bedtime around here?
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Keep walking!
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Let the battle for
the new room begin.
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All right,
the attic's cleared out.
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Now it's time to figure out
which team wins it.
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What sport
should we play?
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Not hockey.
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Not soccer.
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Not badminton.
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I'm starting to see why
Mom and Dad
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don't want us
to have a pet.
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The only things here
that aren't broken
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are my inventions.
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Probably because
they're made out of stuff
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that already broke.
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Okay, I know I'm not
usually the idea person,
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more the foot
soldier type,
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or to be honest,
more the type
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to fill water bottles
and hand them to
the foot soldiers.
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Just get to it!
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Is there a way to use
Harley's inventions
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for the competition?
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- Come on.
- Good idea.
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- That can work.
- Right? They could.
253
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I might be able to
figure something out.
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Welcome to the Diaz
Decathlon!
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Excuse me, Harley,
a decathlon has ten events.
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I only see three.
257
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We're all super tired
from emptying the attic.
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And the Diaz Three-cathlon
just sounds weird.
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00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:34,999
Contestants from
each team
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will be chosen at random
from the Honolu-loot.
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Each of the three events
is worth one point.
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No ties,
winner takes all.
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And by all,
I mean control of the attic
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from now until
we all move out.
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Which, let's be honest,
is probably never.
266
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,999
Uh, why is Daphne
the referee?
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She's about breaking
the rules, not making them.
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I got no pony in this race.
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And I have the whistle.
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(shrill blast)
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Team captains,
come out and shake hands.
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What are you doing?
273
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Psyching you out.
Is it working?
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Not really. That eye booger
is killing your cred.
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Psych.
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Our first event is...
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Extreme tangerine!
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Daphne, give us the names
of our lucky contestants.
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Don't tell me
what to do.
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You've got a long way to go.
Don't fight me every step.
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Playing for the girls,
Rachel...
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and Harley.
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And for the boys,
Ethan...
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and Lewie.
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Okay, in this game,
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Rachel and Ethan will use
my Magna-Wow electro magnet
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to launch tangerines
with washers in them
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to me and Lewie.
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We'll battle to
catch them in our baskets.
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Oh, by the way,
did I mention
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the baskets are
on your head?
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If this was a contest
for who looked the dumbest,
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I couldn't call it.
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BEAST: Come on, Lewie!
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Go, Harley!
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Yeah!
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A lot of families would do
rock, paper, scissors
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to make a decision.
Not our kids.
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They're using fruit,
not doughnuts.
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I consider that
a parenting win.
Let's go.
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- Yes! Go, Harley!
- Boo!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Yeah!!
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DAPHNE: That's
one point for the boys.
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In our next event,
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playing for the girls,
Georgie.
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For the boys,
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Beast.
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- Yes!
- You got it.
- I can do this.
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All right, Georgie,
the boys won the first event.
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We have to win
this next one,
or we're out.
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Don't worry.
I'm an athlete,
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so I thrive
under pressure.
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Is my eye twitching?
I feel like it's twitching.
315
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No, your eye
is not twitching.
You'll do great.
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See, there you go.
Sister power.
317
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No, I'm afraid
my knee's going to buckle.
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Oh, there it goes.
There it goes.
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Everyone, it's time
for Take Out.
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Take Out? I already
filled up on tangerines.
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No, that's the name
of the event.
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Players will make their way
through a training course,
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taking out hidden targets...
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Using my 12-roll big-family
toilet paper dispenser,
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or, soon-to-be-patented...
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Strawberry Cannon.
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Players, choose
your weapons.
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Hmm? Hmm?
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They call me Beast.
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Got the fastest
strawberries in the west.
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Too bad we're in the east.
332
00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:12,957
Guys, I don't think
I can do this.
333
00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:14,374
I'm not that great
at shooting things.
334
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:16,999
Yeah, we've all seen you
play basketball.
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00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,332
Focus.
If you lose this,
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you'll be stuck
rooming with Rachel forever.
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Talking on the phone
at night when you're
trying to sleep.
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Messing with your
bobbleheads.
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Taking up
all the closet space.
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00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,332
Do you really wanna
live like that?
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00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,832
- No.
- I can't hear you!
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- No!!
- Good.
343
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,874
Now go out there,
think about Rachel
and the room,
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and unleash it
on the battlefield.
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Come on, Georgie.
You can do it.
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00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,999
- Okay, Georgie.
- Go, go, go!
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00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,582
Come on, Georgie!
348
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,500
Shut down that phone, sister.
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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Come on, Georgie!
351
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Get off my soccer bobble.
352
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,708
It's jammed.
353
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Those are my hangers!
354
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,583
Come on, come on!
355
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,415
I don't know;
it's jammed.
356
00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:36,833
Lunch is...
357
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:45,290
Lunch is...
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disgusting unless you like
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egg salad
strawberry sandwiches.
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Enjoy.
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00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,457
(whistle blows)
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00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:03,249
Challenge goes to Georgie.
363
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,625
Yes!
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DAPHNE: Point to
the girls.
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That was incredible,
Georgie.
366
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All we have to do
is win the last challenge.
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- How tough is it?
- Not tough at all.
368
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:21,500
- Are you okay with breaking
a non-essential body part?
- What?!
369
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,999
The final event is a race
between the Slushy Bike
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and the Grocer-Whee.
371
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:30,958
The Attic Rally 500!
372
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You're goin' down.
373
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,832
No, we're going up.
374
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,875
To the attic. Oh!
375
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:44,457
As decided by coin toss,
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the boys get to choose
their vehicle.
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00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,415
We choose...
378
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the Slushy Bike.
379
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We are so going
to win this.
380
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,749
They chose a bike over
the thing with the motor.
381
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,457
This is not that simple.
382
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,749
The Grocer-Whee is faster,
but it's harder to control.
383
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,749
Take it from the girl
who built them both,
384
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:03,375
and only crashed one
into a mailbox.
385
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,124
I don't know why
you get to drive.
386
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,957
Do you think when
Henry Ford invented the car,
387
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:12,125
his older brother made him
ride in the basket?
388
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:15,333
You guys ready?
389
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,707
Over-handshaking.
390
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:31,500
You are begging for
disqualification.
391
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,082
First one around the track
and back, wins.
392
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:42,165
Diazes, start your engines.
393
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:44,583
Or pedals.
394
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Grocer-Whee gonna win!
395
00:19:55,708 --> 00:20:00,207
♪ ♪
396
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:01,750
Oh, my eyes.
397
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,874
They're shooting
lemonade at us.
398
00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:07,832
- That's cheating.
- What are you doing?
399
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,832
Turning off the speed restrictor
Mom and Dad made me
400
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,000
put on this thing.
Hit it!
401
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,415
Yes!
402
00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:39,500
We're gonna hit something.
I can't turn.
403
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,000
Yeah, we're gonna win!
404
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:51,958
I can't see!
I can't see!
405
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:08,415
- I may have celebrated
too early.
- Yeah.
406
00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:10,332
What is this?
407
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:12,624
Why do we have
garbage bags of water?
408
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,457
Those are our waterbeds.
409
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:16,708
We've been collecting water
from our showers and our baths.
410
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,332
So I have your shower run-off
up my nose?!
411
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:23,457
No! Those bags
were toothpaste rinse,
412
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:24,958
and leftover
pasta water.
413
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,999
You can see why
I was fighting for
that attic, right?
414
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,582
So what happens now?
Who gets the room?
415
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,624
You guys should take it.
We cheated.
416
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:38,415
Glad that's settled.
Live-in closet it is.
417
00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:41,457
- Hang on.
We cheated, too.
- Huh?
418
00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:43,124
I took the speed
control off.
419
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:44,874
And I cheated, too.
420
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:46,832
I stole some things
from your rooms
421
00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:48,083
when you were
setting up the courses.
422
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,332
I guess we
decided one thing.
423
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:55,583
None of us
deserve the room.
424
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:00,457
Guys, we appreciate
the creativity,
425
00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:01,957
but for future
reference,
426
00:22:01,958 --> 00:22:03,957
flipping a coin,
one potato, two potato,
427
00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:06,332
all easier ways
to make a decision.
428
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,290
So what's the verdict?
429
00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:10,707
I mean, besides the fact
you all need showers.
Who gets the room?
430
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:12,374
We decided...
431
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:13,833
none of us
should get the room.
432
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:18,166
We all should.
433
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:22,415
That's gonna be
a little cramped.
434
00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:24,332
For a bedroom, maybe.
435
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:27,290
But we had so much fun
competing against each other,
436
00:22:27,291 --> 00:22:29,582
we realized we wanted
a place
437
00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:31,874
where we could
do that all the time.
438
00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:34,124
A family game room.
439
00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:36,457
A game room.
Great idea.
440
00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:38,875
And bonus points for
all still being alive.
441
00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:42,749
And the first activity
to break it in...
442
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:44,125
ice cream party!
443
00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:54,707
HARLEY: With a family
like mine,
444
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,874
it'll be a while before
any of us has their own room.
445
00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:00,457
But when you get
right down to it,
446
00:23:00,458 --> 00:23:02,999
with a family like mine,
447
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,707
{\an8}maybe that's not
so bad.
448
00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:07,749
{\an8}Okay, guys,
on three.
449
00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:08,957
{\an8}To our family
game room.
450
00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:11,208
{\an8}One, two, three!
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