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Yes. Way to go, Paulie.
You took that question
on school vouchers,
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You turned it right back
on that reporter.
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That guy was so flustered,
he called me a fathead.
(Chuckling)
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I don't have
a big head, do i?
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I don't know how
to put this, Paulie.
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I don't know
which I'd rather have--
a million dollars,
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Or your head
full of nickels.
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The point is,
you are the man.
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Well, in that case, uh...
On the subject of a raise...
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Anybody can get
a raise, Paul.
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I'm giving you a raise
with a "p" on the front.
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Praise?
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Good job, buddy.
W-w-wait, Mike,
Mike, Mike, Mike.
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At least, like a--
slap on the ass to
show me you mean it.
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Yeah.
Wait. No, no.
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In the bullpen,
where everybody can see.
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Jeez.
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So I guess if that's
everything, Mike,
I'll just, uh...
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I'll just head
back to my office.
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Mike?
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Way to go, Paulie.
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It's a lot firmer
than you think.
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Ok, finally, Carter,
Nikki and I are gonna be
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Out of the office
for the day doing some
fund-raising. Stuart...
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I need you
to cover for me.
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And, stacey, since
you are my assistant...
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Don't say it.
Today, you will be
Stuart's assistant.
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I wish you would've told me
that before I came in.
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Why? So you could've gotten
extra dolled-up for daddy?
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I don't understand.
Why did you guys get
to do this fund-raising thing?
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"Get to"?
Heh, try "have to".
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Frankly, james,
it's the part of
the job that sickens me.
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Both:
♪ we're goin' golfin'
we're goin' golfin' ♪♪
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Whoo, hoo, hoo!
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Last time I went golfing,
I parred 6 holes on the front 9.
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- Fell apart in the back.
- Yeah? What happened?
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A windmill threw my ball
into the parking lot.
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Ok, boys, I've been working
on this guy for months.
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He is potentially the biggest
non-corporate donor
to the dnc we've got.
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If you have questions,
now's the time to ask.
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- Carter, how's your short game?
- Who cares?
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All I know is...
A black man's gonna be
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At one of the most
exclusive country clubs
in upstate New York.
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And guess what.
I'm not replacing any divots.
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Come on, guys, I don't
want to be late. Nolan
can be unpredictable.
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We're golfing.
How unpredictable
can the guy be?
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Guess you can get
some distance off
the tee with this baby.
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Golf's for sissies.
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We're goin' deer huntin'.
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That's a man's sport.
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It certainly
isn't a deer sport.
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(buzz) stacey,
come in here a second.
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What do you want?
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Just wanted
to see if it worked.
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Oh, and, uh, as long as
you're getting yourself
a cup of coffee,
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Would you mind
getting me one, too?
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I'm not getting
myself coffee.
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Let me rephrase that.
Get me a cup of coffee.
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And by the way,
I take my coffee...
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The way I take my women.
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Are you sure you want to pay
75 bucks for a cup of coffee?
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Touche.
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Now, chop-chop.
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I'm gonna kill him.
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Stacey, we're assistants.
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We decide where they go,
what they do, what they eat.
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They don't control our lives,
honey, we control theirs.
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Stuart: coffee!
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You were saying?
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Look, do what I do.
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Picture Stuart
as a new puppy.
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Is it helping?
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Nope. Still trying
to hump my leg.
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So, mr. Nolan, I think if you
take a look at our track record,
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You'll see that mayor winston
is the man to support.
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The climate for big business
in manhattan has never been
better. Furthermore, our--
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Whoa there!
Who dropped a quarter in you?
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We can
chitchat later.
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Right now
it's time for huntin'.
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You a big hunter
there, Flaherty?
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No, no, no, no.
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Although my dad once
bagged 2 deer in one shot.
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One shot.
Did he use a rifle?
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No, a buick.
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(Chuckling)
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(Cackling)
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A buick!
Ha ha ha ha!
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- A buick!
- Ha ha! Well...
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Oh, what the hell
are we gonna do?
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Well,
I was promised golf.
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I have an outfit.
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Mike, I have
2 rules in my life.
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No guns, no girls.
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All right, everybody.
Safety first.
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Put on your
orange vests.
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Ok, 3 rules.
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Well, are we gonna
do this or what?
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Yeah, yeah.
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You just show me
what to shoot.
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(Chuckles) it's nice
to know my donation
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Is going to somebody
I can relate to.
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Oh! There ain't
nothin' like money.
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Except, of course,
maybe killing.
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Here, I brought
some elk urine
to mask our scent.
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You know what
to do with it.
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Just, uh, drop a little
on your jacket.
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Make sure you don't
get any on your skin.
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I can't believe Mike
didn't give you the raise.
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Especially since he said
he was grooming you to be
the next deputy mayor.
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Please keep it down.
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Not everybody's aware
about Mike's plan.
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Paul, if we really
need the money,
I can help out.
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I can get a third job.
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No, no, no.
Absolutely not.
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No wife of mine
works more than 2 jobs.
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Hey, Paul, I have your notes for
today's briefing. Check it out.
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James, you're gonna have to
cover for me this afternoon.
Doctor's appointment.
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I'm not a public speaker...
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You'll be wonderful! You can
think on your feet, right?
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Say yes, james.
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Yes.
There you go!
You'll be--
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See? You'll be perfect.
Get outta here!
You'll be wonderful!
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They're gonna eat him alive.
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That'll teach the mayor
not to give me a raise.
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Paul thomas Lassiter,
what are you doing?
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I'm sorry, claudia. When
it comes to our happiness...
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Nothing gets in my way.
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Oh, Paulie, you're
like a gladiator.
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(Giggling)
I know.
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Hey, bubba,
you got any tobaccy?
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Sorry, cletus, I left it
in back of my pickup
next to my banjo.
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Hey, what say
after we bag us
some critters
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We go into town
and beat the tar
outta some long-hairs?
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Hey, bubba, cletus, y'all
gonna joke us right into the
poorhouse, so shut the hell up.
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Shh! Shh!
First buck at 2:00.
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Mike,
you wanna translate?
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Well, uh, Carter,
if 12:00 is
straight ahead,
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Then 2:00 would be...
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That's gonna be
right over--
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Oh, look at that
pretty animal.
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There's nothing more
breathtaking than seei''
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One of mother nature's
children in the open
in all its beauty.
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Who wants
to shoot him?
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No, no.
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No, no, no. No, no.
Y-y-you go ahead because--
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Because I went first
at the outhouse.
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I insist.
I--
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What's the matter,
Flaherty? Don't you
have the stones for it?
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Did I misread you?
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Whoa.
Wow. I didn't even
see that one.
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We don't usually
shoot babies,
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But that is one hell
of a shot! (Cackling)
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Stuart: stacey!
You--here--now!
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He is satan in a crew cut.
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No. He's a puppy!
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He's a puppy.
He's a puppy.
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(Sighs)
so, Stuart,
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I finished typing up these
parking permit plans of yours.
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The only thing more boring
than my parking permit plans
is you telling me about it.
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They're really good.
Really?
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Yeah. Great job.
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Huh.
Biscuit?
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It's a biscotti.
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Oh. That's
what I said.
Huh.
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Sit.
Oh.
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Here you go.
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Thanks.
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You know, you have
worked so hard this morning,
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I think you owe
yourself a long lunch.
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I have put in
a full morning.
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Ah!
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You're doing such
a great job in Mike's place.
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Yes, you are!
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I think I will
take a long lunch.
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00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,373
Great. Pick me up
a caesar salad?
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Dressing on the side?
What a sweetie!
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Mmm, mmm.
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It is a pleasure
watching you shoot,
Flaherty.
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Yeah.
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Just wish we could've
found the little guy.
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He-he's probably
fine, though, right?
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I mean, he's, you know,
just walking it off.
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And sure, he'll have
a scar, a nasty scar,
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But--but the other deer
will just think that's cool.
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Nope. You got him
right in the haunch.
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He ran away,
but he'll soon...
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Weaken from
loss of blood.
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Then he'll be sitting
out there in the cold,
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His life
ebbin' out of him.
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Then he'll
call for mama.
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"Mama."
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"Mama!"
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But mama ain't
comin', is she?
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I need a drink.
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Oh, liquor at lunch!
(Cackles)
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You and I are kindred
spirits, Flaherty.
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I got a bottle
right in here.
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All right, all right.
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"Kindred spirits."
Time to make the deal.
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00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,452
No, no. It's time
to go find the deer.
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00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,587
Carter, you're with me.
Nikki, cover for us.
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00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,422
What?
And say what?
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Tell him we got bored
not killing anything.
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Doesn't matter.
Come on, Carter.
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Shouldn't we wear our oranges?
Oh, forget the oranges.
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(Gunshot)
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Let's orange up.
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Help. Help.
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We need medical
attention, stat!
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I have always
wanted to say that.
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My son may look like
a deer to you...
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But that doesn't
mean he shouldn't get
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The same quality care
as a normal-looking kid.
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Now, go.
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Uh, excuse me, sir.
You can't...
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Yeah, i-i know
what you're thinking,
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But, uh...
But that's not a deer.
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It-it's a guy
in a deer suit.
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I saw it.
It's a deer.
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00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:29,680
Well, that means I got ed
strapped to the hood of my car.
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00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:36,054
Don't think of him as
a deer. Ok? Think of him
as one of god's creatures.
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Think of him as
courtside knick tickets.
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I'll do what I can.
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There.
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00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:47,232
Look how nice
your coat looks.
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00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,134
Well, thank you.
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00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,136
My pleasure.
228
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,073
I have
so much to learn.
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00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:59,144
You're doing great.
Just remember, sometimes
you have to be firm.
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00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:05,416
Stuart, it's time
for your meeting with
the transportation board!
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00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,486
Who's chairing,
iverson or katz?
Katz.
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You know I hate katz.
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00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,494
Now, Stuart!
Ok.
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00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:19,497
Hey, you have something
on the back of your jacket.
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00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,232
Where?
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00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,207
We have to fill out
these forms.
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Um, "blood type."
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Deer, Carter.
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Deer negative.
240
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,319
Don't you get
snippy with me.
241
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,754
All right,
ask me your questions.
242
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:47,391
Fine. "Nature of your
relationship to the patient."
243
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,727
Oh, that's easy--
assassin!
244
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:57,001
Hey, buddy,
I may have shot him,
245
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,603
But you ate his mother!
Oh!
246
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,141
Please, you two.
This is a hospital.
247
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,078
He's right.
248
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,747
Yeah, yeah.
249
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,118
Cannibal.
Baby killer.
250
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,055
Oh, hi, Paul.
251
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,123
Looks like
you got a little sun.
252
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,125
I was at the doctor's.
I wasn't on the roof.
253
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,527
So, uh...
254
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,030
How did james'
press conference go?
255
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:32,203
If it was a fight,
it would've been stopped.
256
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,273
Well, then I suppose
a $300-a-week raise
257
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,375
Wouldn't seem
unreasonable.
258
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,810
Well, on the contrary,
259
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,680
James' display of
incoherent babbling...
260
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,149
James is still
in the room, sir.
261
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,052
...made me appear as cool
as a cucumber. It was great.
262
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:51,722
In fact, I'm thinking
of having james do my
press conferences more often.
263
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,760
How about
200 more a week?
264
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:59,030
I'm sorry, Paul. You know...
Serious budgetary concerns.
265
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:02,333
My, uh...
My best offer is $300...
266
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,869
Less than what
you're making right now.
267
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:08,940
Less? You know what, sir?
I'm actually... I'm ok
with my present salary.
268
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,808
No! Too late.
Offer's on the table.
269
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:15,479
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
I couldn't possibly work
for less than $100 less.
270
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,748
Well, I'm gonna have
to stick to $300 less.
271
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:20,751
$200 Less!
That's my final offer!
272
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:26,991
You're
a tough negotiator.
273
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,460
It's nothing personal, sir.
It's just business.
274
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,874
S-sir, did you just
give Paul a pay cut?
275
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,944
No, I was just
kidding around.
276
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,213
Oh. So then you
don't really think
277
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,482
I did that badly at
the press conference.
278
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,218
No, no!
You were great! Heh.
279
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,529
Carter and Nikki are
waiting for the little
guy to be discharged.
280
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:09,033
So, is the deer gonna live?
Oh, who cares?
We're all expendable.
281
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:13,104
You come to work, you do
the best you can. What do
ya get? A kick in the teeth.
282
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,648
So, anyway...
283
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,018
I'm telling you,
if that deer hadn't made it,
284
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,687
I would not have been
able to get nolan's
voice outta my head.
285
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,456
Nolan:
Flaherty!
286
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,557
You guys
heard that, right?
287
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,028
You got away without
gettin' your check.
288
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,729
Oh, hey,
peter, come on.
289
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,632
Today... Today was
not about money.
290
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,767
Here's a pen.
291
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:48,706
Well, what would you do
if somebody gave you
a half million dollars?
292
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,508
Ha. I'd kiss him
on the mouth.
293
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,312
I would thank him
and not touch him.
294
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,426
What was that?
It sounded like hooves.
295
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,294
No, that was james.
Uh, james.
296
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,397
We call him
old deer hooves.
297
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:16,467
Hey, james.
Um, show mr. Nolan
what-what you got.
298
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:38,156
I'm not big on
dancin' men.
299
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,925
James,
you're fired.
300
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,327
Now that was
a hard-nosed decision.
301
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,762
I respect that.
302
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,465
How about
we make it a million?
303
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,967
Paul, you're fired.
304
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,107
Oh, that's just great.
305
00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,778
Ok now, one million...
306
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,218
Uh, parks department,
third floor.
307
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,190
Damn.
308
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,127
Here. Try again.
309
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,534
- Ah!
- Ah!
310
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,403
Ha, you got me.
311
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:28,206
Excuse me!
I'm waiting for a package.
312
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,308
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Come back here!
313
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,045
What's up with him?
314
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,515
He's just
chasing the mailman.
315
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:41,785
Mike's back. You're not
Stuart's assistant anymore.
You have to give him up.
316
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,489
Why? I can take
care of them both.
317
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,860
You know what
you have to do.
318
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,763
What's the matter?
319
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:56,100
Stuart... I'm not
your assistant anymore.
320
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,668
Oh.
321
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,770
We'll still hang out,
right?
322
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,673
No. Things are
gonna have to go back
to the way they were.
323
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:06,877
Oh. Well, it was
really a pleasure
working with you today.
324
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,812
Shake?
325
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,914
And if it's not
asking too much,
326
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,784
Could you be
my assistant
one last time?
327
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,420
Sure, Stuart.
What do you
want me to do?
328
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,288
Me.
329
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,758
Ya! (Chuckles)
330
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,596
That kind will
always turn on you.
331
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,468
Let me get this straight.
You're saying it's
the money or the deer?
332
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,037
Let's just say
it's a test.
333
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,806
This is a very
large donation.
334
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:39,410
I want to make sure you
have my interests at heart.
335
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:42,780
Mike, we can't
just allow him
to shoot prancer!
336
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,818
We named him.
337
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,322
What's it gonna be,
Flaherty?
338
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:55,560
The deer gets killed
and you get a million bucks.
339
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:59,297
How about 500,000
and we just slap him
around a little?
340
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,134
No dice.
341
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,205
250,
We call him names?
342
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,209
He's just a kid.
That stuff stays with you.
343
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,811
I'm waiting.
344
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:18,683
All right, little fella.
This is where you get off.
345
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,751
I want you to always
remember who you are.
346
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,221
You're the million
dollar deer.
347
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,389
You guys wanna
say your good-byes?
348
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,326
I already had
my good-bye with the check.
349
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,028
Say good-bye
to Carter. Come on.
350
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,599
Ah, a little
life advice.
Let's see. Ah!
351
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:39,237
If ever there comes a time
when you start to find the boy
deer sexier than the girl deer,
352
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:42,373
Just go with it, man,
'cause life's too short.
353
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,443
Here we go.
354
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,177
You're free.
355
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,979
Go on.
356
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,949
Go on.
357
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,017
Come on,
get outta here.
358
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:58,155
Go, will ya?
359
00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:01,225
(Tearfully)
I never liked
you anyway! Go!
360
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:04,027
Get outta here!
(Sobs)
361
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,503
Aw.
362
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,439
Wonderful.
363
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,508
I know, I know.
364
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,747
No one treats
my man that way.
365
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,915
I don't care if
you're mayor of the city.
366
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,984
I am the mayor
of the city.
367
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,786
Don't interrupt me.
368
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:31,789
Paul deserves that raise,
and you know it.
369
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,223
Done.
370
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,125
Thank you.
(Chuckles)
371
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,194
Oh, and...
372
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,430
Paul is very proud.
373
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:42,166
Really?
374
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,372
Well, if he knew
I was here doing this,
375
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,308
It'd crush him.
376
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:52,209
Understood.
377
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,049
man: sit, ubu, sit. good dog.
378
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,351
(barking)
379
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:02,953
moo.
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