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It's a barbecue.

Okay?

Okay. It would be easier if you would just give me your opinion instead of

bitchin' at me.

Here. What about this? It's colorful.

That's fine. Fine. Put the pants on. It'll make your butt look great.

Say sir.

What do you think about this one?

That one looks great.

I can't find this one.

You're not helping.

Alright. This.

Hit it.

Okay, what about this?

That one's fine. Put that one on.

No. My boobs are going to hang out.

It's just a barbecue.

I don't care.

I'm not going there looking like crap.

This one?

I like the striped pants. They make your ass look great.

You would say that, wouldn't you? Okay, one more.

Yeah, those.

Right there.

So now you're being picky?

Oh, my God.

You're killing me.

What? I'll just go naked. What about that?

That make you happy?

Yeah. Yeah, do that. Go naked.

Now we're really going to be like, you know that, right? Yeah, but it's

acceptable.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We only talk about the topic.

Bye.

Yeah, so Mr.

Richards was so impressed with me, he made me head of the department.

So I got a big fat raise coming at the end of the month.

So me and Melissa were sort of thinking of having an addition to the family.

So how about you, big man?

You were going to give up your wild ways to diapers and drool? Wild?

Yeah, right.

Chris's idea of wild is ripping those little tags off of pillows.

It's dark in a little bit, so let's keep the windows closed because the

neighbors can hear me coming. Okay, it's none of their business.

Coming in, coming in.

Coming in, coming in, coming in, coming in.

Hey, man.

Chris, Andrew, this is my husband, William.

It's Will, actually.

Hey, Will. How you doing, man? Nice meeting you.

How you doing, guys?

What's happening? Yeah, all good.

So, what do you have? Where's the grub? Ah, doesn't surprise you. You're just

here for the free food, aren't you?

Right. Will, would you get him a plate for me? Yeah, man. And could you get me

beer, please, please?

Uh -huh. Thank you.

That's going to be green.

Okay, let's see.

Name the first place that you and your lover had sex.

Yeah, in 20 seconds.

So write fast, think hard, and don't get yourself in trouble.

Ready?

That's a tough one. I don't know if I remember that one.

That many, huh?

Stop cheating.

Wow, that must have been some night.

I'm still trying to remember if it was at the bar, in the bathroom. Whoa, whoa,

whoa. That's cheating.

No cheating.

Write it down.

Write it down.

Parking garage!

At least they got it right and they remember who did what to whom.

Well, you could say we sort of drew on that card before.

I'll be right back.

Hey, wait a minute.

You haven't given us your answer yet.

But just give us your answer and then we can keep playing while you're in the

bathroom. I know we got it right.

Yeah, but you've got to show the rest of us first.

Fine. In the Bahamas.

But wasn't that on your honeymoon?

Yeah.

That's so cute.

I love that about you guys. You're just perfect together.

Yeah, I know.

I still need a good piece, though. I'm just gonna... Go ahead.

Fine, I'm all ready.

So who moves? I move.

You move.

Is it your move?

I'm going to make a move.

Hey there.

Excuse me.

Where are you going?

Back up there.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Back, um, back out there.

Why?

Because.

Because why?

Um.

Because you don't know how to stay in here?

What?

Do I scare you?

Scared of what?

Liking it.

Liking what?

This.

You know that split second right before your whole world turns upside down?

It's an irreversible moment when your life... completely changes forever.

It only takes a second to cross that line, but once you do, you can never

it back.

This was one of those moments.

You know what's about to happen is completely wrong, but you just

can't help yourself.

I can't.

Yeah, I know.

Just don't.

Please don't tell my friends.

Cool.

What happened?

What happened?

You know how you pay for a good girl.

It's fucking good.

Come on.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Fuck that.

Open up. Open up.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucking good

Here's

my number you should definitely do that again

And don't worry

keep this just between

Hey,

look, Chad, I'm going to take off. I don't want to drink too much. I've got a

long way to drive.

Okay. Okay. Well, thanks for coming, William.

Nice to meet you, everybody.

All right.

Now, um...

Honey, what's the matter?

Can we go?

Right now? What's wrong? I don't feel too good. Can we leave, please?

Yeah, of course.

I'll get our stuff.

Well, did you drink too much?

I'm fine. I just need to get home.

Are you sure? I mean, I'm good.

Well, thanks, guys.

We'll see you later.

I'm going to walk him out.

See you. Bye.

Honey?

You okay?

I don't know.

I guess I'm okay.

Um, sorry about just leaving like that.

No, you're fine.

We were just concerned, so I thought I'd call.

Where's Chris?

He's at the office, slaving away, earning that raise, you know?

Well, a bunch of us are hanging out making mojitos.

If you're feeling up to it, come on by.

Um, you know what?

I think I will.

I'll just grab a shower and then I'll be on my way.

Sounds good.

All right. I'll talk to you soon.

Hey. Hey.

Hey, girl.

Oh, my God.

Ah.

What are you doing?

Ah. Look, it's dress relief, okay?

And I don't need you telling Robert, because he's just going to go and tell

Chris. Whatever.

Your lungs.

He's right, you know.

It's not good for you.

What is?

Are you PMSing?

No.

Okay, Andy.

What's wrong?

You're acting weird.

I don't know.

Is this all there is?

You mean to drink?

No, we have plenty. Melissa, can you grab Angie a drink?

No. Yeah.

No, no, no. I mean for us.

Look at me.

I'm a good girl.

I got perfect attendance in high school.

I was student council president, part of the French club.

I took home X.

I even graduated the top five in my class.

And then I went to college. I saved myself for Chris.

We had that beautiful wedding.

Now we're building our dream house, and he's got that great job.

Just got a promotion, now his parents want grandkids, and I just don't know.

Do you ever feel like that sometimes?

Like, what am I doing here?

Relax already.

Take a breath.

That's what afternoons like this are for.

To enjoy ourselves.

And each other.

I know things are happening really fast.

But it's your life.

So put the brakes on.

If you're not ready for kids, then speak up. It's not just that. I mean, it's

everything. It's just... Is he fucking around on you?

No, no, no, no, no.

Because last year I caught Robert with some... You know they do.

It's in their blood.

He's a nice guy, and you love him. You learn to overlook it.

What?

No.

Are you going?

Yeah, I just need a long time.

No, I'm fine.

No, no, no. It's just getting good.

Fuck it. Fuck it.

That changed my mind.

I knew you would.

Thank you.

Okay.

I think we're all home.

Oh my God.

um um

Oh.

Bye.

Oh.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey, you're home.

Hi.

Hey, where you been?

Just over at Rochelle's. Oh.

Listen, I didn't eat. I waited for you. Do you want me to make you something?

Actually, I ate with the girls.

So I'm fine.

Okay.

Okay. Something wrong?

No, I'm just a little tired. That's all.

Okay.

Indeed.

Thank you.

Chris, it's me.

Please call me.

I just want to talk.

I've called your parents.

I've called our friends.

No one's telling me anything. I just need to know that you're okay.

Chris, please.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I never meant for any of this to happen. I just need to be able to tell you

that. I need you to call me.

If I could, I would take it back.

But I can't.

I swear, I swear, it only happened once.

If you would just let me talk to you, then maybe

we can figure this whole thing out.

Call me when -

It's Andrea.

If you're there, pick up, please.

Come on, come on, come on.

Listen, I left something at your place the other night, and I need to come get

it. So I'm on my way, and hopefully you'll be there.

Oh, yeah.

Ah!

Ah!

I love you.

Hi.

Oh.

Oh.

oh yeah

Give me a hug.

Thank you.

yeah oh yeah

Oh, my God.

neither.

Thank you.

Okay, I gotta get in the shower. You guys clean up and see yourself out.

Hey, I thought you were going to take us to dinner.

I will, just not tonight.

Are you serious?

What an asshole.

He's an asshole.

He's a freaking jerk. I know.

Jerk.

That must be his next appointment.

Good luck, honey.

Do you do this all the time?

What the... I said, do you do this all the time?

No, we were just... You know what? What are you doing here anyway?

You just show up?

Uninvited? No, I called.

You didn't answer.

Yeah, well, take the hint.

If I don't pick up the phone, that means I'm fucking busy.

But I thought... I mean, I assumed...

You thought wrong.

All right?

Get it through your head.

I just want a little taste.

The appetizer, not the whole fucking meal.

And if I wanted a girlfriend, I certainly... Shut up.

Shut up.

Okay?

Speaking of meals, shouldn't you be at home like a good little housewife

for your hubby?

Instead of coming around here looking to get fucked?

Oh, look, I struck a nerve.

Come on, Chris, pick up the phone, please.

Can I take a picture?

Yeah, fuck.

You know that split second right before your whole world turns upside down? It's

an irreversible moment when your life completely changes.

It only takes a second to cross that line, but once you do, you can never

it back. What are you doing?

Anywhere but here.

Are you scared?

Absolutely.

Now I've got to go.

I'm missing our turn. Oh, come on, come on.

It'll be like that.

This is not going to happen.

Oh, and let's keep this just between...