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What time is it?

Seven.

What?

I've got to go to work. It's my turn to open.

What's that noise?

They're working on my pool.

It's the crack of dawn.

Then stop booty crawling me in the middle of the night.

I've tried, baby.

You're too fucking cute.

But, I guess I could start booty calling you around lunchtime.

Makes no difference to me.

You're gonna make me late.

That's the least I can do for being so rudely woken up.

I guess that could be a little thing.

Mm.

Okay.

Come on.

Oh.

um um

Make it pop.

Pop.

Let's go.

Oh, God.

you forgot your teeth hey um and don't worry that you're interviewed today

Big night.

Uh -huh and an even bigger morning

Still answering the late night call from your ex -boyfriend?

What's his name again?

Mike.

Listen, baby girl.

You're not going to find yourself a new boyfriend if you still have the bacon

calls of the old one.

Look, don't start with me, Ricky. Okay?

Don't start with me.

Good morning.

I want to introduce you to Amy. She'll be taking over Janet's position.

This is Carla. Hello. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

And that's Ricky.

Nice to meet you.

Here.

I'll show you your spot.

Here you go.

Now, the supply closet is in the back to the left, and the towels are under the

sink.

Oh. My client's here, so if you need anything else, let me know. If not, good

luck.

Hey, Erica. Hi. How's it going?

Oh, pretty good.

Come on.

So,

what did you have in mind today?

Uh, nothing too crazy. Just a trim.

Okay.

Is Chantel coming in today?

Oh, yeah. She should have been here by now.

Well, well, well.

Speak of the devil.

Looks like I'm not the only one who had a good time last night.

Grown -up's an understatement.

So I take it the homecoming went well?

Yep. You didn't say that.

So? Spill it, girlfriend.

Yeah, give us a scoop.

Okay, well, you already know.

Johnny was coming home after like, what, like six months?

I did something extra special for him to let him know how much I missed him.

So I lit some candles and I slipped into something sexy.

And the second he saw me, we didn't even get a chance to say our hellos. We just

started tearing at each other.

I miss you so much.

I miss you so much.

You miss me.

You show me.

Show me that you miss me.

Oh, God.

Let me see it. Let me see it.

Oh, I miss you.

Let me see it. I miss you so much.

Um.

Grab them. Grab them.

There you go.

Fuck them. Fuck my tits.

Fuck them.

Fuck them. Fucking tits. Chocolate tits. Fuck them. So much

you miss them.

So much you miss fucking chocolate tits. Oh,

fuck yes.

So good in my...

Fucking good in my asshole

Here we go.

It's so good

Oh this feels so good.

Oh god dammit.

Oh my God.

inside the ass oh my

god

God, it was like just like six months of like pent up, you

know.

He exploded all over me.

And that was his round one.

Wow. I need a cigarette after that.

You got a light?

Thanks.

So how do you like this place?

It's cool.

Definitely different from the last place I worked at.

So uptight. A bunch of old ladies getting perms.

Well,

we sure do like to have fun here.

So, what's up with Ricky?

What do you mean?

Does he have a girlfriend?

What?

What's so funny? I think he's cute.

Yeah, he's cute.

But let's... I don't think you have a chance.

Just why not?

Let's just say you're lacking the right equipment.

You mean?

Yep. He's gay.

Very gay.

Every woman in here has tried. Some of us, repeatedly.

Really?

Yep. Just let it go.

So, Chantal, are we going to hear the wedding bells soon?

Well, if you keep giving the man love like that,

he might just propose.

I just can't believe that you let him put it in your behind.

Speaking of wedding bells, how'd your sister's wedding go last weekend?

I mean, you didn't spike the punch or anything to get back at her for being a

bridezilla, did you?

Nope. We're...

What'd you do?

I fucked the groomsmen. Which one?

Both of them.

You did what?

Well, you guys all know how goody -good my sister is.

Always preaching to me about waiting until marriage and all that other

She caught me flirting with her fiancé's two brothers at the rehearsal dinner.

And then proceeded to give me a fucking lecture in front of everyone.

Something about virtue and a whole bunch of other bullshit really fucking pissed

me off.

So the next night at the ceremony, I saw my chance for revenge, and I took it.

Take his clothes off Take his clothes off

Oh my god, I swear on it.

Oh fuck, come on baby.

Yes.

Oh,

wow.

Oh yeah.

I can't do anything.

Come on, baby.

Get me out of here.

I'm gonna get it boys.

Come on.

It's so fucking yummy.

You wiped it on her gown.

Yep, cracked me up knowing Little Miss Perfect walked down the aisle with goo

all over her dress.

Yeah, you're sick.

Yeah, you ain't right, girl.

But you know what? The best part wasn't getting back at my sister.

It was the great sex.

I didn't know sex with random strange men could be so exciting.

I think sex with someone new is more exciting.

What do you think, Carla?

Carla's too busy fucking her ex -boyfriend to try something new.

Are you still messing with that loser?

Did he get a job yet?

Well, I highly recommend having sex with strangers.

Daisy, what's wrong? If you don't like the color, I'll fix it.

No.

It's not that.

Sex with a strange man can be a very bad thing.

But I thought everything was okay between you and Tom.

They were.

And so I accidentally cheated on him.

Accidentally cheat on someone.

It was last week.

I got home an hour early from work.

That's when I heard it at our door.

Sound.

I knew it.

Tom had been acting shady all week.

Acting vague and dismissive when I called.

I suspected he was cheating on me.

And now I knew for sure.

That's when I saw him.

Brian, my new neighbour.

Just moved in last week.

And he was so yummy.

I knew he liked me.

He'd been checking me out for days.

So, Tom thought he could get a little bit of strange on the side, did he?

Well. Two can play at that game.

So, wait a minute.

Just like that, you walk over and kiss the guy?

Yeah.

Trust me, it didn't put up any resistance.

Okay.

That was fucking fantastic.

You're going to call me, right?

What's your name?

Call me?

What is it with all this in the behind sex?

Well, none of that sounds like an accident to me.

I'm getting to that.

So, I marched back home. I was paired.

Tell Tom off.

Tom! Surprise!

What did you do?

I got those new furniture that you've been wanting. I spent all day

the furniture.

What have I done?

Can I get one of those? Sure, I'll get one for you.

Thanks.

You know, you're wasting your time flirting with him.

We've all tried to, you know, get him to convert.

He ain't climbing that fence, honey.

Well, one can dream.

Hello? You, can I get some service over here?

Michelle, it's your time to deal with the girl.

I did her highlights last week. It's Carla's turn.

Yeah. Uh -uh. I got an appointment in five minutes.

Uh -uh.

No. I told you guys I was leaving early.

Johnny only has two days before he shifts out. Uh -uh.

You know what we're going to do? We're going to throw a coin.

Heads, it's Ricky.

Tails, it's Chantel.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Hello.

Oh, um, you're doing me?

Yeah.

Well, why can't Carla or that gay guy do me?

Uh, no, they're busy. I'm doing you.

Well, are you sure someone like you knows how to do my hair?

Someone like me? What does that mean?

Nothing, nothing.

What are you doing?

Well, Stefan and I are off to the opera tonight, so I was thinking of doing...

My dress is a backless, and it is, of course, designer, so I simply must show

off.

Besides, that bitch Tiffany's going to be there.

She's always flirting with my Stefan.

She's so tacky. I just hate new money.

What is new money?

Oh, like someone who's just come into their fortune. Like a lottery winner or

something like that.

They just don't know how to be discreet.

Discreet like you?

Yeah, exactly.

Aren't you, like, 24 years old? That's, like, sort of like new money?

Of course not.

Stefan's had money in the family for generations, and we've been married for

over five years, so I hardly think anyone could call me that.

So how old is dear Stefan?

He's a very young 79.

She may not be new money, but she definitely qualified.

For president of the Gold Digger Society.

79? He can't be that exciting. Of course he is. We do all sorts of exciting

stuff.

Well, just last week we went yachting. And yesterday we went diamond shopping.

And tonight we're off to the opera.

Yeah, but that's not the kind of excitement we're talking about. We're

about the naughty stuff.

Oh. So how exciting is Stefan, in fact?

Oh.

Well...

Well, I make my own excitement.

Yeah, but it's the things that you don't usually do that make it exciting.

You know, like something out of the ordinary?

Yeah, Chloe, what's the craziest thing you've ever done?

Well, I was with a woman.

When?

Well, it was about two weeks ago, and...

This glass is fucking filthy.

Here, I'll clean it again.

I expect perfection, and this is not clean. I'll clean both of them. I think

should fire you right now.

No, you shouldn't do that.

Why?

I'll clean them again. I'll make them as clean as possible.

I don't want you to clean them three or four times. I want you to be able to get

it clean the first time.

Yeah?

All right.

I guess I'll let you make it up to me then.

You know what you're gonna do now?

I want you to kiss my fucking feet.

I said it, kiss my feet.

Say you're sorry.

I'm sorry.

Are you ever gonna do it again?

I won't do it again. I don't believe you.

Why?

I don't believe you. I think you're gonna have to prove it to me.

What else should I do?

Take off my panties.

Right now.

Get your ass over here.

Talking to custody.

Venom.

I'm sorry.

Hmm. Got it.

Keep your hands up.

And up.

You're not gonna do it again are you?

Here we

go.

um um

um

Fuck the duster.

Right in.

Right in.

Right in.

Yeah. You feel good?

Tell me. Come on my fucking duster.

Come on it.

Come on it.

Get all clean.

All good.

Come.

Give it. Right there.

Right there. Right there.

Fuck. Fuck the duster.

Can you come again?

just like that

Like this.

Like this. Like this.

Like this. Like

this. Like this.

Oh, fuck it.

At least we found one thing you can do well.

Unfortunately, I still hired you to do the fucking dishes.

So you're still fired.

Are you kidding me?

And that's what happened.

You're lying.

Well, yeah. I mean, like I'd ever fraternize with the help.

What? It's not like I'm the only one around here that won't try anything new.

Ricky still won't sleep with girls.

Well, because I'm gay.

That means I'm not attracted to women.

Well, maybe that's just because you've never had the opportunity to sample one

of quality.

I bet I could change your mind.

Can you believe her?

I could never give her a shot.

No. That bitch didn't even tempt me.

Later, guys.

Bye, girl. Have fun.

I will.

You know, I need to admit it.

But close, right? What could that bitch possibly ever be right about?

About Ricky?

Excuse me?

About you being adventurous.

I am too adventurous.

I went rock climbing with Brad.

And last week, yeah, last week I went kayaking with Jonathan.

And just yesterday, guess what?

Yeah, I went for a clear and sell with Michael.

Now that's adventure.

I don't think that's what she meant. I think she meant sexually adventurous.

Well, I'm like everybody.

I try everything wild.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Prove it.

Huh? Please, no.

Stop it.

No. Just do it.

Yeah, I don't even think we're doing it. What do we have here?

He's got that.

Let me see. Let me see.

Hit him.

Oh, he's definitely got potential.

What are they doing?

Hello?

Hey, for your boyfriend.

Uh -oh.

Uh -oh, you're right.

Uh -oh.

You're going to like.

He knows what he's doing.

Go slow with me.

Oh, whatever.

Come on, that's my friend. That's my friend. Go slow.

With three girls?

With one girl.

Well, if you like it.

What?

It's so beautiful.

Oh.

Oh God.

Give me a minute.

Let's take a look at the pussy. I'm going to see how.

I'll show you.

How's he doing?

Yeah, he's good.

He's doing great, isn't he?

I think he's doing much better.

I'm going to just hold him out.

Like candy. For cookie months.

um um

Do you want me to cut it like a moon?

Thank you.

Bye.

Oh, baby.

Yeah, fuck me.

Oh, my God.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Holy shit.

Uh -huh.

Is it good?

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Whatever that was.

Yeah.