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You may have had a dream like this,

turquoise blue water,

miles of soft, pink, sandy beaches.

No telephones, no clocks,

no automobiles.

You're floating, silently.

The love of your life at your side.

Just floating.

This dream is about to become a reality for one of our lucky listeners.

You're tuned to WBOC.

I thought we lost you there.

- It just sounds so... - Romantic.

There's nothing like the tropics for falling madly in love.

Ask my wife

she still makes my heart stop, pace maker and all.

What are these, uh...

Pipe side island, thingy-mo, what's it's...

That's an experiment of mine, I made the palm trees out of parsley,

and I tried making the sand out of Pâté.

Mmm, ooh, this is wonderful.

- It is? - Mm.

In the year 1609, a galleon by the name Sea Venture, was bound for the new world.

A storm came suddenly out at sea and the ship was wrecked.

The survivors found themselves marooned,

on the beautiful island,

or Bermuda.

Since then, hundreds of ships and planes have disappeared without a trace,

into the Bermuda triangle.

I'm holding in my hand,

the grand prize to WBOC's annual subscription drive,

in an all-expenses paid,

three night stay for two, at the Sea Venture hotel on the romantic island of, Bermuda.

But be very careful dear listeners...

Will your flight be the next to disappear?

Stay tuned to Boston's oasis of classical, WBOC.

Di-did you have a request?

Yes.

No.

I thought you were...

- What? - British.

Oh well yeah, no I-no...

Um, it's just for the show, uh.

So um, Sonata? Concerto?

Cantata, huh?

- Everybody loves a good cantata. - I thought maybe you'd like something?

I have new potato canapés, with blue caviar,

Belgian endive with fresh crab meat,

and this is Pâté.

That's a triscuit with cheese.

Ooh, I love cheese.

You don't want to try one of my islands?

I'm not very fond of islands.

- Really? - Mm.

You wouldn't go?

- Where? - To Bermuda.

Oh, right Bermuda, no, um, ye-no.

P-Probably not, islands tend to be surrounded by water.

I love islands.

I love to travel.

I mean, I-I couldn't go, I-I don't own a swim suit, look at me.

I'm so pale.

No pigment.

You could uh, stay in the shade.

- Mmm. - It's good, huh?

Oh my God.

I ah, you have a little um...

Ah, just a little.

- So you mind? - Mm.

Oh.

- Oh. - Oops.

I hope everybody is ok.

My apologies for the brief interruption.

I will announce the grand prize winner immediately following the station identification.

Bermuda awaits you, and a lucky companion.

Um, I'm on in about 15-seconds, so I'll uh, clean that up later.

Fifteen seconds?

Yeah... Eh, 11, 10...

Hey listen, it was really nice...

Ladies and gentlemen the moment we've all been waiting for,

is now at hand.

The winner of WBOC's Bermuda weekend getaway is...

Zero, zero, eight, five.

Isn't this great?

Yeah, it's great...

Is it the off season?

A-ha it's 02:30 in the morning.

I'm not even tired, are you?

After we check-in, I think we should go out dancing.

I don't dance, so...

Wow, we have the whole place to ourselves.

So we have to wait here until someone finds us?

One of these days I think I'm gonna skip out, and,

find a new station.

Really? You don't like it there?

No I like it, I like it, it's just that, you know, I,

get kind of bored of playing music by guys who are buried in Europe.

- I love music. - Yeah, me too.

- Well, I like everything, except for new age. - Not a musak.

No I like that.

What a great job, you get to speak with a British accent,

and you get hired at another radio station and learn all about that kind of music!

Well you know, it's really not that easy to get on the air.

I think that, you know for now, I probably should just stay at WBOC.

Cause uh, well change is bad.

- You just flew to Bermuda with a girl you let, five hours ago. - Yeah.

That's true.

I have a little confession to make.

- Yes my son - No, no, no.

I don't know...

- I don't know... - Mm-hmm.

You know, I've been to a lot of places in my life, and I tell ya, Bermuda is one the, nicer...

Nice try fella.

A shoe.

Nice huh? Give me your foot.

Come on, slip it in there, oh it looks so pretty.

Come on prince charming,

you are not getting off the hook just because you discovered some flotsam.

You know actually I think shoes are considered jet son.

Ok, um...

I don't know your name.

- You don't know my name? - Nah.

- You don't? - No I don't know your name.

- You don't know, my name! - No, because I-I-I, I don't.

You are such a hard up girl crazy.

- Throwing shoes... - Radio guy.

- Disc jockey. - Oh! That you, you had tattle.

Ow! No, that's not, I was gonna ask you on the plane, but then...

Oh it's a detail that you forgot!

- No! - I can't believe you don't know my name.

Stop it!

May I help you?

What's your name?

Haley.

I like that.

I think this looks sexy on me.

So do I.

Look how clear the pool is.

Oh, tonight's my lucky night.

Excuse me, but what exactly is this?

I think the theory is, if you buy your bathing suit at an airport gift shop...

That has definitely got to come off.

Oh!

What are you afraid of? My swim suit?

Yes I am.

And the deep end.

You should have seen me when I was learning to sail.

I got so hysterical that I had to breathe into a paper bag.

You own a water proof water, you sail,

but you can't swim.

Oh, no, I can swim.

I just don't do it.

You know you could drown in a table spoon of water.

- I think it's a teaspoon. - Oh God, you're a big help.

What wouldn't you eat?

Even if you were starving to death.

- Even with butter. - Oh, let's see.

Well.

Once when I was a kid,

I went to go see my grandmother for a weekend, she made me scallop potatoes.

Oh they looked so good.

Crispy on the outside, hot and steamy, melted cheese.

I asked for a gigantic helping.

I took a big old bite.

And I got a mouth full of...

Disgusting, slimy,

onions.

It was an onion casserole, no potatoes, ehh God, I hate onions.

That's the old uh, expecting one thing and getting another thing, thing.

Yeah.

Like that.

Uh, excuse me, sir?

I-I think we're supposed to check-in.

S-Sir?

Oh!

I'm sorry, I-I hate it when people sneak up on me,

I-I hope I didn't startle you, I'm truly very sorry.

Mm.

Whoa.

Welcome to the Sea Venture hotel.

Dinner is served in the pool side restaurant.

Precisely at 6PM.

Jacket and tie required.

The ice machine is on the second floor.

Here, is the only key to room 19.

So please take care not to misplace it.

Kindly put your baggage on the cart.

Wow, look at this shower.

The tub looks so beautiful.

And it's so clean.

I can smell the ocean.

Where's he go?

I thought he is gonna climb into bed.

Three whole days

I can't believe we actually did it.

Me neither.

M-Maybe I should put those some place we can find them again, later.

Ahh.

What should be do first?

How about golf? Do you like golf? 18 holes.

Oh, me and golf, I'm a natural,

you know, with the birdy and the boogie, and all the stuff.

We can go tour the island.

- Can you ride a moped? - Yeah.

I wanna see all the shipwrecks.

And I want to see the botanical gardens.

And I wanna buy postcards.

And I want to have breakfast in bed.

Oh, and I want to see a sunset,

I wanna watch it until it does that little green flash, right before it disappears.

You should be making a list.

I know what's first.

Breakfast in bed?

Exactly what I was thinking.

Local food.

Conch fritters, maybe.

Or a wahoo, it's a fish.

Well, it's not exactly what I was thinking.

What were you thinking?

Just how beautiful you are.

Wahoo.

Dinner serves, precisely at 6PM.

You two look like you've been to a party.

- I'll turn the lights off. - Oh, no, no, that's ok.

Well what can I sell you?

Coffee? Desert?

Mmm, scones.

We uh, missed dinner somehow.

And lunch.

Kind of on a sugar low.

Something quick.

I guess we lost Friday.

That's ok.

I like Saturday's better anyway.

Sleep in, read the newspaper.

Eat pancakes.

- Watch cartoons. - You watch cartoons?

Naked.

I thought it was just me.

Could we get that to go?

Oh, we've been inside all day.

A picnic.

In the moonlight.

I don't know, I don't think the Bermuda triangle really exists, you know?

Well, how do you explain the shipwrecks?

And the missing planes?

You don't even think it's something scientific?

Like a magnetic force field?

Mm, no, I think it's coincidence.

- Or fate? - Mm.

Like in the tempest.

My favorite play.

You know the shipwreck you talked about on the radio?

Well Shakespeare based the tempest on the actual survivors.

It's very romantic.

Storms and music.

And love at first sight.

Mm

- Are you cold? - Mm.

Take my jacket.

- Oh no, it's ok. - Don't be silly, I want you to take the jacket.

Here you go.

Thank you very much.

You're still cold?

Here, come here.

I don't even know you.

Onion hater.

- Er, everybody hates something. - Not me.

Ha, ok.

I'm having a hard time believing this is my life.

It's got to be, mine never turns out this good.

- David? - Mm.

Have you ever had a...

You know a...

A Shakespeare moment?

Absolutely.

Every weekend.

One of those moments, where...

You feel like your whole life changed, right then.

Forever.

Ah...

I-I think that um...

I think that y-you should um...

You know live...

Minute to minute, you know, n-n-not with all those messy strings.

I mean...

I think you should eh...

Embrace the moment that you're in, you know, I mean enjoy where you're at, like us.

You know?

At the radio station.

Mm-hmm.

Something happened.

Yeah.

You won the grand prize.

Do you believe in...

Haley?

David?

Can I serve you anything else?

- What day is it? - Saturday, darling.

Do you remember us? We-We came in l-last night.

I guess.

Oh it's difficult to remember the orders even, more coffee? Free refills?

Could I have a hot tea, instead?

You can have anything you like love.

I'm ok, are you ok?

I don't know.

- You look ok. - Are you ok?

- Eh. - I-I-I feel, s-s...

- What happened? - S-Sticky!

What, you're asking me?

Too much wine on an empty stomach.

That does not explain sinking.

W-W-Whoa, sinking? We sank?

No we swam, the boat sank.

- Sunk. - Then we swam.

- Swum. - I don't swum. Swim!

Oh, I don't remember anything after giving you my jacket.

What about the fog!

Fog?

Where is my jacket?

And where... Are my shoes?

Where are my shoes?

I love those shoes.

Come on, let's get out of here.

You're listening to WCHS FM.

Hey, hey... Maybe it's amnesia.

What's your name?

Oh great, you forgot my name.

- What's your name? - David.

It's not amnesia.

Is everything broken around here?

Oh, good afternoon.

Your dry cleaning and your shoes sir, I'll take them up to your room.

- My shoes? - It's afternoon?

W-Whoa, wait a second, did those things wash up on the beach?

Oh, no sir.

No bleach I assure you!

And the shoes polish up spanking brand new.

We didn't drop these off, did we?

Wait, if these washed up, it's important whether these washed up.

If I may be perfectly frank, sir...

Bare feet in the lobby are not considered appropriate attire.

Hi! Looky here, you must be our new neighbors.

This is my wife Betty, my name's Bob, Bob Bancon.

That's us the Bancon's.

- How was the food? - Uh, well we didn't...

I'm um David and this is my um...

- Haley, this is Haley. - Oh, glad to know ya.

- Glad to know ya. - Isn't this place a hoot?

We were gonna go out deep sea fishing.

But we decided to play a round of gold instead.

On Dramamine.

I love golf It sounds like fun.

They told us nobody was taking nobody out today, but uh, it was too late.

Well they said there might be a boat lost at sea.

What?

She said that there might be a boat lost at sea.

- Did you hear that? - Oh, you have to forgive Bob.

Phinominator salesman, so I tend to be a little hyper sensitive about possible hearing loss.

North western division, Oregon, Washington, Idaho,

not too many people live in Wyoming, part of the area, or otherwise.

But the Phinominare technology's the best outer law technology you can buy.

You know about Phinominare?

- Ah, yeah... - Bob.

I'm also a client so I can listen, when I'm forced to.

Bob.

You wanna join us?

We'll provide the Dramamine.

I think, we will probably uh take a rain check on that, Betty.

But it was lovely meeting you, and Bob.

- Good seeing you. - It was really nice to meet both of you.

David right? And Haley?

We're right here, we're right there.

I'm sticky, sticky, uh.

Oh, God.

What are the symptoms of food poisoning?

Uhhh...

I don't think it causes memory loss, if that's what you mean?

Hi, we uh came in yesterday.

I think. To uh, rent... Sure I can hold.

Ew, nasty.

Eh.

Did you order room service?

Maybe we're in shock?

Shit!

Look!

- What? - It's mildew.

I can't stand it at my bare feet.

A bumbles form, lock itself under the nails of my toes.

I'm sorry, come here.

The longer it's been the harder it is to remember.

What about that sail boat?

Sail boat?

What sail boat?

How's the uh...

Water in there?

I love hotel showers.

Unlimited hot water supply.

Yeah, so how about letting me get a chance in there?

If you're in such a hurry, why don't you come on in?

- Hey. - I think they look sexy on me.

Hey.

Oh my God, what'd the refrigerate it?

It's good for the pours.

Oh yeah, I always find an ice cold shower very invigorating.

Oh shit! Oh!

F-F-Fuck, it's six o'clock.

Oh, ok.

Water proof, my ass.

I thought dinner started precisely at six?

Good evening, to you both.

We have a superb selection of wines.

And of all compliments... Of cocktails and juices.

Eee.

Island specialty is...

The rum swizzle.

And the special today...

Is blue shark hash.

Catch of the day shark.

And potato hash.

Saluted with onions.

And served with a fresh...

Hicklebar sulfur.

That sounds delicious.

Something to drink?

I'll try the rum swizzle.

And you sir?

Uh, I love ice water.

Oh yes, yes.

You know I have a real craving for the special.

- When have you ever had... - Well I haven't,

but I can just imagine what it'll taste like.

And it's really gonna hit the spot.

Well...

Me myself, I'm a...

More of a meat and potatoes kind of guy.

Well I think that is considered, meat and potatoes.

Here we are.

Icey...

- And delicious. - Yeah, I-I uh, ok.

Are you ready to order?

Mm.

Oh!

I think I'll have the special.

- One more time. - Ah, no.

Not for me, I uh, I want something else.

Oh.

Would you repeat that.

He'd like something else.

Well of course.

- And you my dear? - The special.

My sincerest apologies.

But we are presently...

Out of the shark.

But...

Can I have the meatloaf?

An excellent choice, sir.

- And for you ma'am? - Meatloaf?

- Two of the meatloaf. - Here?

O-Oh, what brand of beer, would you prefer?

I don't meatloaf and I don't want beer.

I want something special.

The wahoo steak.

Even better.

Enjoy your evening.

- Thank you sir. - Ok.

Enjoy your evening.

- You've changed your mind, haven't you? - About what?

The Bermuda triangle.

Hm, malarkey.

Well something out there made our boat sink.

Oh yeah.

A giant magnet, perhaps?

Oh come on, I'm telling you, the boat didn't sink and I didn't swim.

I thought I was gonna drown.

You know, I called the rental place.

- Did they think we were dead? - Mm-mm.

They said that we never rented a boat.

What? B-But that's not possible.

I'm sorry.

I'm kidding, they put me on hold.

Oh you're such a punk.

Wahoo for the lady.

Meatloaf for the gentleman.

Take your time, my pleasure.

What do they have these under heat lamps.

Oh, shit.

Onions.

Mm.

- Oh, yes! - Mm.

This is wonderful!

Mm, wow.

- Can I try a bite? - Mm-hmm.

- Mm. - Mm-hmm.

- Mm, mm! - What'd I say, huh?

- It's good. - Oh!

- That's the best meatloaf I've ever had! - It's good!

- Mm. - Mm, you wanna try a bite of mine?

No, no, this is exactly what I wanted.

- No. - Ok.

- Oh, wow. - Oh!

- Mm, mm. - Yes!

- Mmm. - Mmmm.

[groans

Oh.

I forgot where we were.

Oh, where are we?

Paradise.

- Mm, we are aren't we? - Mm-hm.

let's stay in bed tomorrow.

And we can order room service.

How would you describe yourself?

Sleepy.

I mean in general.

I don't know, punctual.

- Passionate? - Mmm.

You tell me.

Mm.

Honest?

Always.

Courageous?

Oh...

- Do you believe in... - Shit!

What?

We forgot to watch the sunset.

There's another one tomorrow.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're right.

Isn't this great?

The whole island to ourselves.

Living in the moment.

Yeah.

Perfect.

You nincompoops, you're not gonna set up an emergency command center,

in my lobby!

No, no, of course not!

I'm not having my hotel just shafted again,

by one of your hopelessly misguided rescue operations!

Can't blame you a bit.

The mission is to get the junior bird man up by first light.

I just got off the spark box with the coast guard.

I got a description of the young couple that's lost at sea.

What are we in a fucking flight path?

Not really a morning person, huh?

It's okie dokie, with me.

Can stay in bed.

Order room service.

Hey you want pancakes?

No?

Starfish grids?

Do you want me to speak?

I got a great idea!

I, am going to go to that place...

And get you some of that stuff that you like, huh?

You know, all the things...

How does that sound? Good?

And uh...

Well, we'll do that.

Have you seen my watch, anywhere?

Uh... I'll be right back.

Gotta get a move on... Cause...

We have to catch a flight back tomorrow.

Back to the real world.

If you think it's an absolutely smashing idea that I pop out for a quick break and the fast,

lie there perfectly still.

Great.

David, the man of the hour.

- Bob, Betty. - You missed one heck of a walk, this morning.

- Glorious, wasn't it honey? - Ohh.

We took the ferry out to walkford bridge and had a walking tour of Daniel's Head..

White tile, pastel painted homes and the plants, my God, what a jungle.

Lilly's, oleander, hibiscus, uh francerpani, uh help me out here Betty.

- Boganvase. - Boganvase!

- Passion flower. - Passion flower!

- Wow I'm jealous. - You're jealous?

Ohh!

We saw you out there last night, you devil you.

Betty and I appreciate a good spin around the mirror ball, you know?

We were voted, 'Best dancing foos', back in high school.

I think you have me confused with someone else?

Right.

I don't dance.

Well not everybody has to take a compliment the same way.

Yeah, huh, would you excuse me, I need to...

Well listen we're going back later if you decide to change your mind.

The snorkel at David's Head.

Daniels head dear, this is David.

Oh yes, hi, I'm here.

You did?

You don't?

You're absolutely sure?

You are?

T-That's uh, I just...

I-I can't believe...

Thank you, thank you very much.

I will.

If we ever go sailing again,

Dash dot, dash dot, no visible debris.

Best asked dot, dot...

V, O, R...

S, no sign of survivors.

Moving to phase two.

Locate the next to kin.

This time we'll put the navy on standby.

Plenty of their best birds.

Then I'll call in the best.

The commander himself.

I'll call in Nipsey.

So I know you?

We came in uh...

No, I don't think so.

- Tart? - What?

Croissant, baguette?

- Sticky bun. - Um... Scone.

T-Two scones and a cup of coffee.

You're listening WBHS FM.

Our answer to the question, what's the future of rock 'n' roll?

Fresh and hot.

Great.

Thanks.

Oh...

And a hot tea.

You don't swim!

- I thought I could! - You could have drowned!

I thought you had!

Drowned? You thought I drowned?

No...

I just saw you at the bottom of the pool, all motionless and pale and I though...

That I was dead!

I-I am so complexionliss,

and pale, that now I'm being considered a corpse?

I think...

That you are very pretty.

As long as I keep moving, right?

No, you're very,

very, pretty.

Pretty pale ow, shit I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm dizzy.

- It's not funny! - I know, I know, I know, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I cracked my crank case.

Could you come over here, and kiss is?

I'm not playing doctor with you.

How about mortician?

Oh shit.

I called the boat rental company.

There's no boat missing.

Really?

- Cool. - Cool?

What?

If they say we docked the damn boat, the s-whatever, maybe we did.

I vividly remember that boat sinking!

Forget the boat.

Looks like you got a little sun.

Ah!

See that's too quick.

I think I got a subdural hematoma.

How'd you manage to do that in ten minutes?

- What are you doing? - Ah!

Where are you going?

To get some ice!

For your big fat head.

Oh honey, you're so sun burnt!

That looks real bad.

I haven't seen a burn that bad since water skiing, my senior year in high school.

I fried up like strips of bacon.

You should have seen me when I started to peel. Like a darn reptile.

Dead skin and long ribbons everywhere. Remember Betty?

Did you know just one severe burn can increase your chances of skin cancer by 80%!

I think I've heard that.

Oh bye the bye honey, you were just wonderful last night, just wonderful!

Thank you.

You're not the shy type at least.

We said one little thing to, what's his name,

and he turned as skittish as a squirrel in a nut factory.

Ow.

Oh.

Why don't you have a key?

How the hell did you think you were gonna get in?

I left the door open.

Seems a little chancy in hindsight.

Well, he's got the key.

- He's in there right now! - He didn't hear you.

Is he terribly sick?

Have you ever noticed that you have to repeat things to him?

Do you find yourself repeating things to make yourself heard?

Ooh, does he sleep a lot?

Have you ever considered that maybe he's hard of hearing?

It's very possible, he could have a hearing loss, a low grade hearing loss,

in one ear or the other.

And I can assure you the Phinominare, is the best audio technology, money can buy.

- Did you hear that? - It's broken.

Oh dangit, oh.

The bell Bob, not that thing in your head.

Hi, yes, I am a guest in room 19,

and I have locked myself out.

Do you, work here?

W-We appreciate, w-we'd put your name on the flag...

Take care.

- Morning Captain! - Morning Bob.

- Betty. - Any news yet on those missing kids?

I just spoke to the girls mother, just a few minutes ago.

I'm apprising her the situation,

and she starts crying and carrying on, like to break my heart.

And then the girls father gets on the other line,

he's playing 20 questions.

I'm telling him, we're gonna find them.

I'm escalating the search.

Then the grandmother grabbed the phone,

and she starts yelling, there isn't a chance in flammin' hell,

that her granddaughter wouldn't fly to the tropics, without leaving word.

Well how do you like that?

Thankfully the boy had no family to speak of.

Bob, we've got to help.

Where have you been?

Oh, a little peakish are we?

Where's Haley?

What's this?

I most definitely did not order room service!

Breakfast in bed.

The ice machine was broken.

Then the door was locked.

And that couple across the hall is getting weirder,

and there's some military thing going on in the lobby.

And I'm pale.

And I'm ugly. I just feel like I'm going to burst into flames.

You are not ugly.

Ohh.

Ow, I imagine you are in much pain.

I hate pain.

Where's your other shoe?

Who's taking care of you?

I just want to dump this big bucket on his lumpy head!

That is not recommended.

It's not?

Mmm.

Five hours later we're climbing out of the plane.

This always happens to me.

I think it's true love and then it turns out to be some asshole with nice teeth.

What was I thinking?

I can't trust myself!

He's so damn cute!

But it's not love, he hates food!

What kind of person is that?

What if he does this all the time, with other women?

He could see I was a little naive.

He's probably pretending that he doesn't know how to swim.

He has a water proof watch!

That whole thing on the sail boat, it could have been an elaborate set up.

Maybe he slipped me a, whatchamacallit, a mickey.

He slipped me a mickey!

I have to go.

He could be worried.

Hear my soul speak.

The very instant that I saw you.

Did my heart fly to your service.

Ohh, sure.

- I can't do this! - Yes you can!

What if he really does have a subdural hematoma.

Are you kidding me?

I can't believe this crap, how long does it take you to get ice, you know what, uh...

God. What is she doing?

Volunteer's needed.

Search for sons and selling vessel, lost at sea.

Please meet Captain Jack at sunset in the lobby of the Sea Venture Hotel.

Free sandwiches.

I've very septal to rashes and other dermatological out breaks.

I think that this might irritate it.

Oh God, don't get that in my mouth!

Oh, oh my God.

Oh my God.

That feels so good.

More! Give me more!

Give this to me!

Oh this is great.

It puts out the fire.

No disappearing acts.

This is not a big happy contest between you and the triangle.

Fly at 300 feet, follow the coastline,

and do not stray out of the designated quarry.

Get me, JC?

Alright my little squanders, hope to it!

Ooh, sandwiches.

Cucumber, my favorite!

Here's the situation.

We've got a tub with a crew of two.

One man, one woman.

Been awol for two solid days.

Now if they know dick for diddly, they're losing all hope.

Now I need solid evidence to bring in the navy birds.

So keep your potatoes peeled.

It's easy to get lost out there squanders.

So if you're careless, tomorrow we'll be scoundren for you.

So nobody leaves here without a flash light,

a sandwich and a search partner.

- You get me? - Yes, sir.

- I don't hear you! - Yes, sir!

Yes, sir!

David, I bought you some ice.

Are you there?

Are you unconscious?

Ow, ow! Ow, fuck, fuck!

Fuck!

Ow!

Concussion my ass.

That lying water logged...

Free sandwiches.

The first time we've done it where it's not so touristy.

You're not thirsty?

Mines a little dry, if you ask me.

I should have asked Jonah for a tinny side of mayonnaise.

Turn that thing up you net head!

Oh.

wait, I see something off in the distance, hold on.

Wait.

Barbra I think I found something, come over here.

Where's your flashlight, amigo?

- What? - Where's your search partner?

- Who? - I suppose you didn't even get a sandwich.

You're damn lucky the junior bird man flew by, when he did.

- Junior bird man? - The helicopter pilot son.

Here chew on this!

- Keep you potatoes peeled and hop to! - Yes, sir.

What am I looking for?

Jewelry, I found a piece of jewelry right here!

Don't wander off.

You deserve a god damn medal!

Jonah get me the navy.

I want Nipsey on the double.

Call up the coastguard,

order in the fire department, I'll take the sky runners association.

At first light we'll send out every bird that'll fly.

Every tub that'll float.

They will be found!

They want proof, what did we find? Just a life vest? No.

- An umbrella. - Na or.

- A bobby pin. - There's your proof.

- A classic book. - A China plate.

- A baseball cap. - Eleven watches!

- A pair of shoes. - Hey my shoes.

- Hey, that's my watch. - Shh.

Scoundrels, fall in.

Looks like you're going to need your shoes.

What?

Come on.

Here we go.

You know, I don't know your last name.

Isn't that funny?

Jones.

Huh, Jones, how original.

I didn't choose it.

Johnson, Smith, Mickey.

I don't know you.

And I don't know how I ended up on this desert island with you.

Well it's not a desert island, it's a tropical island, and who...

Is Mickey?

Just admit it.

The sail boat, the amnesia, the water proof watch.

Wait a second.

Are you mad at me?

Figure it out.

You are not allowed to be mad at me.

This is our last night together.

Tomorrow we have to wing back to Boston.

- I've been bedridden. - Oh you're such a fraud.

Fake accent, phony injuries.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what about you, where did you go, where's your sunburn?

Oh, what do you care? You just want another helping of last night's menu.

You're mad... Cause we had great sex...

We had great sex.

We have phenomenal sex.

And I want to thank you.

Thank you very much,

because I realized something.

I realized that I...

I'm not a no strings kind of girl.

I need someone that is willing to dive into the deep end,

that's not afraid of all the scary, sticky, stringy things that come with love.

I need that.

I deserve that.

- The wind in your hair. - The feel of the throttle.

I didn't know mopeds could be so sexy.

Slow down kiddo.

The moonlight, the bare feet, dang, I've got to shake your hand.

Old jealous as heck, weren't we Bob?

I think you must have mistaken me for someone else.

Right.

Running to catch a plane, Bob.

Ah-ah, give this watch to Haley, would you David?

David dear, this is Haley.

All the birds come equipped with magnetic anomaly detections systems.

And I track the boys by keeping my potatoes on the BOR.

Scoundrels, meet the best damn fly boy in the navy.

Our very own squadron leader, Lieutenant Commander Nipsey.

How you doing old timer?

He's king scrounger.

He's eyeballed more sea squatters than two tours of duty...

That dog is tired Chief.

I got 15 A60 intruders on the tar-mat.

And I've got a PC30 Ryan to lead.

Now let's rope out a grid box, 7.5 by 7.5 D's grays.

Gentlemen.

I find myself in the most awkward position.

Due to the overwhelming response,

at the presence,

we are completely out of rooms.

I'm checking out, and I'm in a hurry and I need a cab.

Of course, may I have your key?

There's only one key to room 19.

And dinner will be served at the poolside restaurant,

precisely at 6PM.

Jacket and tie required.

The ice machine is on the second floor.

Please place your luggage, on the cart.

I don't have the key.

I do.

It was in the pool.

Great, what about that cab, I have a plane to catch.

Listen, I really, really need to catch this flight.

Every bird is up and up.

Now no-one shoves off this rock until the scrounge is up.

Is he fucking with us?

I think they're both fucking with us.

Now what the Captain is trying to tell yall...

Is that this operation it's utilizing every available aircraft.

What does that mean?

Well that means that no-one is leaving this island until the search is called off.

Run.

This is our room, nobody is getting in!

They're always in such a hurry.

Officer this is my wife Betty, my name's Bob.

- Bob Bancon. - That's us!

The Bancons

Lincolns?

Level four audio derogation, what'd I tell you Betty?

Well what about the Serengeti?

Ah... This isn't happening.

You know t-this is not happening.

Please answer.

What am I doing here?

I should have never called in sick.

This job's all I got.

Can they really do that?

Can they hijack all the planes for some stupid search?

What kind of idiots would sail into the Bermuda triangle?

How long can they look?

A day? A week?

- Are you trying to make me feel better? - No.

It is really warm in here!

I'm just not use to all this exercise.

You think I'm fat?

Come on, I got to be at the station at three.

Come on now, you can pick up right?

You know, maybe you should have thought about that before you came here.

Are you just gonna stand there?

Or can you like go find a phone or do something?

I'm not speaking to you.

We are not getting off this fucking island!

We are trapped here!

Do, you, understand, that?

I should have just said no, flat out.

Right...

You could have come here alone.

You don't need me.

I know what's gonna happen now.

I'm gonna head back to the station.

And there's gonna be this kid with a British accent,

kneeling in my chair.

Demanding my keys to the booth.

And I'll be driving home with a pink slip on my dash board.

And some salvation army truck.

It's breaks are gonna fail.

At a full way stop and I'm...

Gonna be crushed by somebody's...

Used lazy boy.

You don't swim, do you?

Water terrifies me.

We're all afraid of something.

Yeah.

There's no-one to blame.

Mm, that's not true. My step dad pushed me off the high dive at the YMCA.

It's never been the same since.

No, I mean about this weekend.

- You and me. - Oh, yeah.

Oh, y-you're just feeling lucky.

- We leaped before we looked. - Leapt.

Right, leapt.

Could've been a lot worse.

Could've ended ugly

- All that crying. - Lying.

Begging, breaking up.

Making up.

Breaking up and then having sex, that always happens.

I hate that.

Yeah.

- And that friends crap, you know, that never works. - No.

You know what, I think we should just make a clean break right here, right now.

Ok.

Absolutely, just shake hands and,

shark it up to experience.

- No hard feelings. - Not at all.

W-We don't even have to talk to each other on the flight back.

We can sit on separate sides of the plane.

Yeah, we could take separate cabs.

WBSH FM.

- Bering zero, niner. - This is your host...

The ice machine fell! We're trapped!

It's a million degrees in here!

- You're listening to... - On the plane, over.

Dot, dot, dash, dot, dash, dash, dot.

L, I, B, E.

A, I, I, B, E.

Sail boat found.

They're both alive!

W, I, N, D.

To wind.

Y, D, R, O, P.

Oh, too windy to drop.

JC found them.

He's hoovering right now, waiting for the wind to die down, so they can drop a ladder.

Oh that's wonderful, but stop shouting.

Didn't you hear me? The junior bird man...

He's not with the search beams.

Oh you know him, he ditched the squadron.

Y-You can hear.

We-That's phenomenal.

Phenomi-ear

This is squadron leader, we are unsure of our position, home plate come in.

This is squadron leader, over.

Breaking windows and having to escape my own hotel room is not my idea of fun.

And I have had it up to here,

with helicopter and searchers.

Which you might be surprised to hear,

do not accommodate the romantic nature of a weekend getaway.

And I'll I want to do, is go home.

And I demand you tell me, how to get off this damn island!

I'll arm wrestle you.

I can't manage to get a phone line out uh,

because of this thing, whatever this thing is that's going on out there,

you know and I can't stick around all day waiting for this search thingy,

that you got going on, to resolve itself.

I'm getting old.

A-ha.

Listen, if I don't get back to Boston by three, everything is really...

Ok, listen, put it this way, I need a seat, ok? I need a seat on anything with wings.

Uh, n-n-no don't turn off the hearing aid,

I need, I got to get off this damn island!

Anyone hear anything about the weather report?

Don't quit.

You can't win if you don't believe you can win.

- Do you believe? - Sure.

You might win, I'm on a sugar low.

This is squadron, come in.

We seem to be over white water.

Oh, I won!

I won! I beat you fair and square.

Now you have to help us get off the island.

This is squadron leader, we seem to be over white water.

Shit!

Squadron leader, picking up your transponder.

This is home plate, over.

You're listening WBSH FM, our answer to the question,

what's the future of rock 'n' roll?

BHF directions, line has failed we can't get

Home plate to squadron leader, you are in my view.

I will vector you home.

Set 241 degrees on your BOR and fly the radius.

Bob, sucks.

He's not reading me.

Can't get a clear reading on any compass, repeat.

This error is an emergency.

We're dangerously low on fuel, do you copy?

Do you read...

David.

I used to hold this place together crisis or no.

I can't feed them and where will they sleep?

They'll tear the place to bits.

They're starve!

My show...

My life...

My show...

My life.

I've been looking everywhere for you!

There was an emergency transmission from the squadron leader.

The search planes are missing.

It's all over.

- I give up. - You can't!

They're running out of fuel.

The radio shortened out.

Shorted out.

You can fix it.

I've seen you do it.

I can't do anything.

If you walk away now...

They'll be lost.

Forever.

Do it for me.

Hi.

Just need...

Uh, you were great, last night.

- Me? - Both of you.

Dancing in the moonlight.

A-ha.

Squadron, this is home plate.

I am unable to read you.

If you can hear me, repeat,

if you can hear me, you are heading out to sea!

Your bearing is O-niner, one degree.

Bank your bird 180.

I am losing them to the triangle.

I'm losing.

Oh, my goodness.

You should've seen Betty and me.

Like well oiled hunting machines.

We're floating through this dark, scary wreck,

then this monster come's out of nowhere,

and starts heading for me like I'm chum on a sugar cone,

and Betty starts flapping her flippers and the water...

It sure is a big one, isn't it Jonah?

I figure you've seen your share of large, medium and anchovy.

A-Actually...

I-I've never seen a real shark.

Up close.

What?

He said he's never seen a real shark up close.

Could you hear that?

I always use canned.

Everyone's crashing, we have to feed them something, quick!

Bob, if I grab that broken bell from the front desk.

Broken?

- Since when? - Can you fix it?

Betty, I need an inventory of the vegetables.

There's nothing!

Jonah, can you do something?

Something that helps you relax?

All lost.

All lost.

There's too much noise.

All lost I tell you.

Planes lost, think.

Flames.

Phone I can't hear.

It's just too much noise.

Flames, birds,

shit!

You, do you have a pen and paper?

Can you change that phone?

You, got a pen and paper? Answer that phone.

Hey, could you find something to cover up all the bird cages?

- Yep. - Thanks.

Lost.

Home plate, do you read? This squadron leader, we seem to be over white water.

Signals too weak.

I uh... I need an amplifier to boost the signal.

Home plate, do you read? This squadron leader...

Over white water, home plate do you read?

Over white...

- Teenage mother of God. - Ow!

Oh!

Ah!

Order up!

I'm right here, honey.

Captain.

This is home plate, this is home plate, do you read me?

Squadron leader come in.

Copy all, loud and clear Chief!

Bank your plane 180 degrees, I will vector you on home.

Makes you think, doesn't it?

What's that?

Just how easy it is to lose someone.

Boys, thanks for keeping your widths about you today.

You're a damn fine Squadron and I'm glad to have you back.

We're still missing those folks,

and our helicopter pilot's last transmission was four hours ago,

now I'm calling off this search, until first light.

But when you climb onto your birds and into your beds,

you kneel and say a little prayer for the lost.

It's a big ocean out there, especially at night.

Well, that's quite an upper cut, you have.

The last time your clocked me, I was 21.

Remember?

We were on leave in some port in south east Asia, as I recall.

We were both a little whacky on the juice and,

thought we were in love with the same girl.

Remember that?

Oh go on, get a little shut eye.

I'm gonna stay here by the squawk box, just in case.

What?

How would you describe yourself?

- That's a good question. - Yeah.

Relieved I guess.

About the pilots?

That's not exactly what I was thinking.

What exactly were you thinking?

- Here try this. - What's that?

- What happened to your courage? - I'm just keeping my potatoes peeled.

Eh, ah.

- Blue shark hash, no onions. - Mm.

- What? - Mm, just is missing something.

Now this is perfect.

You cold? You want my jacket?

- Yeah give me that thing - Ok.

Here you go.

- Got it. - Thank you, yeah.

Want this?

Eh, me neither.

Aren't you afraid you're gonna drown?

You wouldn't let that happen, would you?

No.

You know the radio station at the party?

Like when I, first saw you.

Something happened.

Yeah.

The power went out.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes.

Hey, I don't even know you.

You will.

Now he's a little something that'll change your life,

I'm giving away a romantic dinner for two at the grand opening of the Tempest Cafe.

There's a cute read headed chick over there, that goes by the name of Haley.

She'll whip you up a special, that I highly recommend.

You're listening to WBSH FM, our answer to the question,

what's the future of rock 'n' roll?

This is your host David Jones, and here's Red the Red Hops,

with a little something that I learnt to dance to.