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Previously on Below Deck Med. So what time am I doing?

Uh, 3 a .m. No.

Next, you're going to go. Can you go? I have an original interview.

You get asked to do something, you got to do it. Yes. You can't just go to your

room. What on earth is that?

There's towels all over the floor. We haven't done the plan yet. I'm trying to

find what Lily's actually good at.

I am giving you this opportunity.

One more chance.

I know I can do it.

Let's just stay pretty everyone room.

The tights are the bidders, and then you take in this one.

For the pillows, just go like this.

You did such a good job in the cabin. The cabins look amazing. I'm so proud of

you. Yay!

To me, your team, incredible.

This is $32 ,000.

I get a touch, but he doesn't get a touch.

Katie's in Portofino.

Yes, Katie!

Katie Flood.

Is that your girlfriend texting you from the other boat?

All I can think is...

Boy, let me know when it's ready.

Yeah, they're ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

I forgive very easily.

Forget a problem.

Ken? What?

Are you worried about getting a test?

I'm not. I'm not. Who did?

Hello, hi.

Yeah, I did. Give me a hug and ages.

Good night, I love you.

There's something not right with me right now. We should get you to the

I feel so fluid.

I'm feeling... It's been horrible.

I'm going to get you off the boat. If Laura goes down and Haley doesn't come

back, and I'm down to Max and Luca, I won't be able to leave the dock for the

next car.

Oh,

I hate this.

What do you remember?

Carl's just sick of seeing people have sex on this boat like it's a thing.

Well, you didn't have to come into the room.

Close the door!

Bye! Close the door!

Obviously, Jess has to do all the work while Lucas is on his back and just

employees.

You know what we call you back at home? A pillow princess.

Hi,

Hayley. How are you?

I'm feeling better, and I'm actually on my way back. Are you 100 % better?

That's good, because we need Abel Seaman.

Thank God.

I could have never left a doc without her.

Okay, see you soon. Me too, thank you.

Laura, Laura, stay in your cabin until we get the doctor.

You've got to do the thumb platform, the scalpers, and the tetro.

Okay, let's do that.

And you want me to do that floor over there?

That's the idea.

Why? You look fresh.

Shut up. You look fresh, Jess.

No, I don't.

Maybe it's not too small for you.

It's maybe too small for my foot, but I can show you what I can do with it. Come

here. I'll show you what I can do with it.

Jack, Timmy, Luca, meet me at the crewmaster.

Final preference sheet meeting.

Last one.

Yay.

Victor Alwar is a neurosurgeon in Columbus, Ohio.

He and his friends have been waiting for the perfect time to get together for a

luxury vacation.

On night one, Mediterranean tasting and wine pairing. Lunch on day two can be

the chef's choice.

Day two, after lunch, the guests would like to visit a local beach club and

enjoy a foam party.

In the evening, a Hollywood glam red carpet party.

And guess what? All the toys out for max fun.

Sure.

We're going to end on a high note.

What we've been through. We can do this.

This is the last charter of the season.

It needed to go well, even though we're super exhausted. I think, as the first

time, she's true. This is my last impression of Captain Sandy.

My hope for this one is just one smooth charter.

Holy s***. That's terrible.

Delivery.

No way. It's in life.

I'm so sorry for you.

You ready for this last offer?

Bitch, more than ready.

Phone machine.

For the phone party.

We're having a phone party. And you are the main person.

Yay! I like Lily.

Because I think Lily has an amazing personality.

Beautiful black teeth in the family. But also, like, she has the energy that I

do not have.

Amazing.

Hey, bestie. Hello.

Where have you been?

Throwing up. You feeling better?

Yeah. The last three days were three days from hell. How are we? I'm good.

Glad you're back.

Dealing with the shenanigans that happen on the ship might be psychotic and

crazy, but, you know, I would take that ten times over than barfing in a hotel

room. Hey, Michael.

Hi.

Oh, you. You okay?

Yeah. I saw Jesus for two days, so I'm good.

How are you?

Oh, shit.

And he wants me off the boat.

You could have been sick when I was sick.

I know.

Laura, Laura, your car is outside. Take it to the doctor.

Hi, Jack.

What's up?

You're gone. I can't stay. I want to infect you guys.

You know?

It's been a really...

Great season for me. I mean, I made so much progress personally.

I've been lead decan. I've been really proving myself. And now I'm ending the

season off being f***ing sick.

That's so horrible that I'm going to walk out missing the last charter.

I'll be back, bitches.

What do you want me to do, Daddy?

Do you want to do the windows on the side?

That needs to be sorted out.

We need to make walk -on towels as well. I've got the champagne on ice.

I'll pull some glasses.

Good morning, how are you?

Are you?

You sleep well?

You sleep well?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Hello, how are you?

I've got to keep an eye.

Oh, really?

It's me.

No, it's you, because it's you doing things like this, like, only you do

like this. Oh, my God.

And you come back a second time 30 minutes after.

No,

that was my revenge.

It's okay. I forgive you because you were drunk.

Luca, Luca, please come to the bridge.

Check it out.

Look at that.

So we have a warning.

It's getting bad.

Even though it's sunny, the wind's blowing hard. And the wind kicks up the

There are no boats outside the marina right now.

Everybody's docked here. You can see all the boats lined up. It's the final

charter. It feels like one problem after another problem.

If I took off... I would be a bad captain, and everyone would be seasick.

we'll see.

All right.

All crew, all crew, let's meet in the main salon in your whites. Welcome to

Italia.

Pre -charter arrival meeting at 12 o 'clock.

Oh, my God, it's our last charter.

I just looked at the weather. Not even a close chance we're going to be leaving.

The news isn't going to land very easily.

So think about things you can do with them.

We got to kill it. Yeah.

Let's still kill it. Let's go.

This has been a very challenging charter season.

Tim and I were late for visas. We had a bosun who had non -ethical papers on

board. Can you deckhand join the fight with Natalia and Timmy? Let me finish.

Stop putting your hand in my face.

Mine and Natalia's fight.

You've been a fake ass bitch talking shit behind my back since day one.

left. Mine and Jack's fight.

Crew dropped like flies.

Now we had Laura leave the boat.

All of this leading to this final charter, and now we can't leave the

I actually don't realize how much happened this charter season.

I'm tired.

I have a feeling the energy might be low, but our energy's high.

Can I say I'm stoked to meet you all?

I'm so stoked to meet you.

Keep this weather just like this, all right?

We need to create this experience on the fly. We have to get creative.

Hello.

Welcome.

Nice to meet you. Welcome. Nice to meet you.

Hello. Talk to me, too. We're so happy you're here. And you are our final

charter. And we want to make this an incredible charter for you. Timmy is

to show you around the boat. She's our chief stew. Once she does that, I'll

to you guys and talk to you about what's next.

Oh, God. I'm not looking forward to that.

Thank you.

I got some bubbles for you.

Are they moving on?

Right, so I'm going to show you around the boat.

This is our sun deck. We've got some gym equipment if anyone's into that.

Oh, my gosh.

They look like they're going to not take the nude as well. Oh, yeah.

Don't put them near a pigeon.

It'd be fun to do the jet ski.

We've got the canoe thing.

Who wants the canoe over a jet ski? You can jet ski if you want.

So this is the lobster cabin.

This is the 30 -year marriage room. Yes. Abby's sleeping upstairs.

Right, so this is our spa.

Okay, so I have some news for you guys since you're all here gathered.

That's not a good sign.

We won't be leaving the dock.

Is there a chance that we will be able to?

No. We have gale force winds. Your entire charter will be on the dock, and

so sorry.

Wow. I'm really sorry. There's nothing I can do to control that.

Coming up.

So instead of going to the little island, we get to tour the port.

Wow, shipping containers.

I can't believe we're not going out. We're doing everything we can.

I don't care what anybody says, stupid.

Right.

We won't be leaving the dock.

Your entire charter will be on the dock, and I'm so sorry.

Is there a chance that we will be able to? No.

I'm sorry.

And I love leaving the dock. It's like landing a plane and taking off for a

pilot. Wow.

No. If I showed you the seas out there, in the marina, it's fine. It looks

normal. But the minute I go offshore, we have gale force winds.

It's dangerous.

There's nothing I can do to control that. Thank God the sun's out.

Do you do any water skiing or no? Not in the port. No.

I'm really sorry. No.

What are we going to do? I'm going to challenge my crew to entertain you. They

are going to pull up. Oh, stop.

You have the power.

The pressure is on the crew. We can't leave the dogs, so we need to distract

them over here. If we wait for them to tell us they're bored, it's too late. We

failed. Can I get some more complaints?

I know.

Can we still do the water slide?

It blows out on that side.

So if you want to slide onto them and then walk down and come back this way,

sure. It's amazing that we can go out there. It's so perfect.

I know. The weather is insane.

We can't even make it to another port.

We can't leave.

Okay. Jesus.

Luca, Luca, Timmy. Can you come to the bridge, please?

Copy that, Timmy. I'm on my way.

Yeah,

I got my laptop, too.

There's an aquarium.

There's an aquarium?

Yeah.

Okay, let's see. Things to do in Genoa.

A Vespa thing would be cool. I just don't know. No, I... I can't see them on

little bike.

I just don't want anyone to get hurt.

Genoa walking pool, six hours.

My God, there's no... There's a Plaza Bianca. That's an art museum.

No. Lighthouse of Genoa.

Royal Palace Museum.

What museum is this?

It's hot.

It's so much easier dealing with guest demands and, like, preference sheets.

that that's out the window because we suck it dark, I have to kind of come up

with a new plan. I don't have a bag of tricks. I'm not a magician.

With the limited resources, I mean, you have a provisioner, Google, which is

called winging it.

Hello. Hey.

How's it going?

I'm just thinking what we can do since we're stuck.

I can learn to cook.

Learn to cook?

Yeah.

I'm going to write on Google things cool to do in general.

Zip. It sucks we're stuck here. Unreal.

What's the focaccia and the... Multigrain bread.

I'm like, what are we doing now? What are we doing now? Uh, we're ready. We're

ready. They're ready, brother.

Yeah. Are they sitting yet or... They're at the table now. I'm putting this just

behind the bar.

Yeah. We've got to stay at dark, so obviously this jar is going to be food

dependent. It's on me.

You know, a lot of them are like, you know, insane, I guess. So whatever makes

the guests happy, I'll do it.

I get in a show.

I think I'm a ballerina. I could dance on water.

You know what I mean?

That's a good one.

Italian lunch, isn't it?

Yeah, man.

Fazzling tomatoes, isn't it?

So I have a pomegranate steak and goat cheese salad.

Just the goat cheese. Just the goat cheese? Yeah. Okay.

I wonder how I don't have to keep busy on the dog. I always need help, so.

Mr. Steven, it's so beautiful outside.

We're not going to challenge the knowledge of them.

We're in here, bro.

Whole baby branzino has been deboned with fennel and lemon.

Would you like to try it? Please. Thank you. Do you mind if I have some of that

goodness in a bigger glass? Yeah, I'm going to get you the biggest one we

Stand by.

Please.

It's got to breathe as much as possible. Of course. Uh -oh. I'm already getting

messages from the kids.

Hi. How are you?

I'm going to throw the phone overboard.

Killing me.

No, I'm not. Killing me. You're killing me.

That's why we're on separate sides of the table.

Nah. Um.

We'll quit.

How was your lunch?

Excellent. So good.

Delicious. Very good.

So I'm making a schedule.

Obviously, we don't have anchor watch, but we need to do a pass -around watch.

Once they go to bed, you can lift the pass -around, and then you go to bed and

then get up eight hours after. You're pretty much interior crew.

Yeah. Okay, look at the sunshine.

Seriously, it's beautiful. We can't go out. It's really nice. It's different

there. Can we get a refund?

Since we're not leaving, do you have to stay on the boat anyways?

Yes, I have to make sure they're doing their job. I have to kick them in the

butt. Everyone has to suffer.

Everyone has to suffer.

I'm going to need a lot more champagne.

Okay. Yeah, the bottle.

I'm glad you enjoyed your meal. Thank you so much.

One more charter, and that's it.

Is this Kyle's?

Yeah. What the f*** is this?

This is underwear.

Can you help with the wine?

Yes. I don't know what to do.

Can you just say white for the first one, white for the second one, and then

dessert one?

Oh, Luca and Timmy, please come to the bridge.

Copy that. I'm on my way.

Hi, we've got to figure out what to do with these clients.

The crew have to be with the guests at all times, entertaining them. It is on

now, officially.

They want a drink, so maybe you load up a cooler, take them for a little boat

ride. Just go all through the port. Go tell them you're going to get the tender

ready. You're going to bring it next to the boat.

It's a little bummed we don't get to go.

It doesn't even feel like a...

Breathe, you know? I'll get you a drink overnight.

I'll have a look. And can I take Haley with me?

I think you should take a couple crew. The crew need to keep their foot on the

gas. We have a first -time Chief Stu, a first -time Bosun. We have guests with

expectations. And this is the first time we're in this situation of coming up

with new things to do.

I'm seeing, like, a baseline energy.

This charter's going to require a lot more than that. You're going to be

Oh, boy.

Coming up, we're in the con with Luca.

Aw, they're cute.

No, not cute. What am I doing?

I'll get them some wine and vodka.

Yeah. We got those. Got it.

I'm dead serious.

We got to do this.

I'm going to start Googling.

We've got to figure out what to do with these guys. I agree.

Google, like, did you figure out where to take them? It's the nearest bar and

just ahead of us.

No, no, we've really got to do this. No, no, yeah. Get your boat ready.

Okay. I'll get the eskia and you can just fill it up.

Yeah, I'm going to give you a bottle. Baka.

The starter.

Being stuck at dock. Oh, excuse me. They are for me.

Facile.

Oh, I didn't know that. Sorry.

Hey. How's it going? Hey.

All good?

Yeah, good.

We've actually got a tender in the water. Ooh. So we were thinking we'd get

a cooler box, fill it with drinks. Yeah.

We can just go for a cruise around this port. Yeah.

Sounds good. Get it going. Thank you.

Okay, they're excited.

Okay, good.

All right, I'm going to go pick up the tender. Perfect.

Lily, Lily, could you come to the pantry, please?

On my way.

Perfect. This is where it's at.

Hey. So are they going on a tender ride? Do you want to go?

Yeah. Perfect.

Timmy, here's my thinking. Yeah. You and Kyle go because you're funny. Kyle's

funny. You and Kyle. You got this? Got it. Thank you. You deserve a little boat

ride.

Timmy's like, no, I can't sleep.

Kyle,

you're going on the boat too.

Sure. Because we're stuck at the dock, the guests need to feel really taken

of, and that is the most experienced crew. That is the two department heads

the boat. They need to feel that attention from us.

You know what we're going to do? We're going to be cute, and we're going to

a bottle of snack.

Okay.

Even if we cruise around for three hours, go a few miles out on the boat,

then come back and dock for the night, that would still be something.

I'll stand by here on the boat if you guys want to come down.

This is a backup tender that we keep on the dock. We're unable to drop the other

tender into the water because we have two vessels right next to us. At least

we've got something to offer.

Okay, let's do it.

Let's do it.

Very lovely.

Me and Natalia were good friends and we're staying in touch.

I mean, it's a shame because I feel like Natalia and Timmy could have been a

dream team together because they both got the most amazing work ethic and the

most very good with guests. But obviously, that would be in a perfect

without egos.

Hayley, lift the anchor. Let's make a move.

Are we going?

I don't know what I'm doing.

Let me start it up.

Wait, are we really letting him drive?

Do you know a port cruise?

We're the only one that's ever had to stay in port.

I think this season, yeah.

Oh, great.

She's smiling.

Sorry.

Look out of the ocean.

That looks good.

Yeah, it's fine.

We're going to take them on a nice cruise around the port and show them a

lot of nothing.

So instead of going to the little island, we get to tour the port.

The highlight of my trip to the plane land.

Redneck yachting. All right, my life's complete. Let's go.

This is so embarrassing. Wow, shipping containers.

Wow, look at this crane.

You're having a good time? Because I'm having a good time too.

Where? Do you have a cup?

Yeah. Don't be a crap.

Because we're going to make a rap. I'm going to make a rap. We're going to dab.

Look, I really want to do a cartwheel.

Backflip, backflip, backflip, backflip.

Backflip. Try it, try it.

Max is really funny. So, like, loud and going... He's

definitely more crazy than the average guy I go for.

He's crazier than most guys I've ever met.

I don't see this going anywhere off the boat.

Maybe I do.

My parents got married in 21 days of knowing each other.

Who knows?

You have a hat? I came for this not before. Did you enjoy your exclusive

It's not too plain to land.

Go ahead.

I'm heading with the guests back to the boat.

Hello!

Do you have a nice tour? A lot of containers.

You're drunk. No, I'm not.

You wish I wasn't. It's definitely a nice time.

Put it all over my face. May I trade you?

Yes, of course.

How was it? I mean, are we going to do anything else? Stop, Jeff.

You would hate me and be afraid for your life. No, I know. I just want to take a

nap. You're taking a nap? Yeah.

Not downstairs, though. Oh, on the Sunday. Gotcha.

Thank you. You're welcome.

I really think that she got a coffee.

It's really pretty, and she can wear her cute little Louis Vuittons, and she can

take photos.

Why not?

That's literally half an hour drive.

I literally feel like I'm a step behind these guests because I really just want

to kind of one -up their frustration.

If the yacht can't get them to Portofino, the car can get them to

Just get them off the boat for a really long time. I think they need to go to

Portofino tomorrow.

Yeah, that's cool. I can't believe we're not going out.

I'm so bummed we didn't get to go. I'm still trying to be optimistic for

tomorrow. Sandy did not tell me.

Come on, let's get you up.

Tonight is taste the menu.

There's some fish, there's some meat, some vegetable.

I'm like a surgeon.

You have the same job.

I'm a surgeon.

Concentrating here.

Today feels like the longest day in the world.

Were you hungover this morning?

Oh my god, that's glam.

I think I've definitely dodged a bullet with this Katie thing.

Katie's in Portofino.

Okay. Katie flood.

Oh, she's in Portofino? Yeah.

Was that your girlfriend texting you from the other boat?

Even though I didn't do anything wrong, I'm just glad it's blown over.

I'm going to do that tonight.

I got the taxi sorted.

Hi, I would love to get some Italian dancers. I want to surprise the guests.

you have anyone?

Switch the plans.

At dinner at some point, I need to take a nap.

I'm like, okay, I'm ready to go somewhere.

I'll probably go take a nap up top.

Sandy,

I would love something to do. I just don't want to sit here just drinking.

Terrible. The last thing we want to do is sit at a doctor.

Crazy. Because Vic, the primary, and I both do neurosurgery. He travels more

than I do. He's like, Jeff, come on this.

crews they're like wow what the hell are you getting me into we're doing

everything we can i don't care what anybody says absolutely stupid right

reminding us every chance they get that we're stuck at the dock i don't want to

fail the client and i don't want to fail my team and so far we failed i'm going

to go talk to them coming up i want game night crew against the guests lily's

the gangster i have faith in you

Help, help, help. I'm doing the rest of my thing.

Sandy, I would love something to do. I just don't want to sit here drinking.

Terrible. The last thing we want to do is sit at the dock. So we're doing

everything we can. I don't care what anybody says. Absolutely.

It's stupid.

I'm going to go talk to them.

Can we go downstairs?

I'm on my way.

Actually, interior.

Meet in the galley.

Coffee. On the way there.

We need to do something, don't we?

They're not happy. Here's what I want to happen.

Game night.

Crew against the guest.

Lily's the gamester.

I've got a really fun game. Do you want to play it? Yeah. You are Martha

Stewart. Yes.

And you're Donkey Kong.

No, King Kong.

That's a good game. Great suggestion.

To bring up the vibe. Okay, I'm going to sing this game quickly.

Game night is literally my bread and butter.

Seeing other people have fun and be happy makes me happy.

I've got this one up my sleeve.

I need a pen and paper.

It's hot, hey?

How hot is it?

After dinner? After dinner, yes.

Fine, just like second degree murder.

Oh, I wanted noodles.

Look here, it's your hour for now. I'll cook too.

Did I see a little tin?

I need to go get the table.

Mm -hmm. You all right?

Yeah, I'm doing a game tonight.

I'm excited.

Why do we tend now?

Oh, that's cool.

That's how cool this is.

Oh!

No, you didn't.

Help, help, help.

Help, help. You didn't just do that. Help!

It's like a green murder scene.

Marker one, Lily zero.

My life.

My hair's gone green.

Oh, good. Why is everything like this happening to me?

I'm sorry. I'm not helping you, but... No, it's fine. I hope I don't ruin the

rest of my thing.

Lily, Lily, tell me. Could you please come to bridge they got off?

Be right back.

Oh.

Jimmy? Hi.

This pen exploded on me.

Lily, how?

I took the lid off.

Just break.

You can't even be mad because what more would you expect from Lily?

Like, this is just something that I'm like, it's so you.

Why don't you go change into your costume? You would do that. Okay.

How?

Her hair looks cute, though. I love the color.

Oh, look at that.

Let's make him wave.

Oh, yeah.

There we go.

Oh, my God.

I can't look at you.

Where'd it go?

It's green everywhere on it. That's cute.

The schedule, I've got Hayley up till the guests go to bed.

Yeah, but you guys are all participating in the game.

Yeah.

Doing head of Lara?

Yeah, she's not doing too good.

Really? Yeah.

This feels wrong without Lara.

I need a nap.

Yeah,

yeah.

There you go.

I ordered some dances.

You did?

Yeah. Oh, that's great.

We're going to do it during dinner.

That's awesome.

Well done, Toby.

You're a rock star.

You're a human being. I am.

Ooh.

Yeah.

Very. Very handsome.

I feel like we're missing something.

Well, nobody knows why you just left.

I'm going to bed.

Jeff, we're waiting for you.

Stephanie, go up. No, we're all waiting for you.

No, I'm waiting for you to come up. What are you doing?

Exactly. It's always me.

Everybody's upstairs.

Stephanie, I'll be right there. Then I'll wait for you. Great. All right, you

guys. Do you want to get seated?

Brady.

She's counting the hours until we fly back.

Chefy, Chefy, all guests are seated at the table. I'm starting with water and

wine. Coffee.

Green Goblin. Hey, I'm too sad to do the fabric stuff because of my hand.

Yeah, I'll do the beds.

I really hope Lara is coming back.

Stephanie, would you like a little sparkling?

Sparkling tonight.

Yeah, thank you. You're very welcome.

This season I've had to really go out of my comfort zone.

I've had to be a stripper. I've had to teach pizza classes.

The midnight buffet.

Got possessed by the women from Florida.

Then I had to do big gay breakfasts and dine in the dark. All these things I've

never done in my life.

And finally on the last charter I get to do what the hell I want.

To me the first course is ready.

Happy!

What have we got here? Smells good.

Your first course is chilled cucumber and basil soup with truffle.

So enjoy.

It's really good.

Very unique.

Yeah, it's nice.

Damn. Look at this dress.

That's so nice.

Oh, I hate that I don't have a freaking dress for the last day. I don't know why

I'm going to Cannes. You're going to Cannes? With Luca.

Oh, so cute.

No, not cute. What am I doing?

I am being... a sucker right now but of course i have feelings for luca though

i'm just being present and in the moment enjoying time like i don't just

go two hours away with some guy you know some guy luca

Coming up? Look at this one place.

You can tell Natalia's not here.

Uh -huh.

Very triggering. Yeah, the names of it all rushes back to me.

Let's do a scotch. Let's do a

scotch, yeah?

It's really good.

Truffle's nice. I feel very wholesome right now.

Chef, chef, hold on, please. The surprise is here.

Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Do you guys need to change?

Yeah. Okay. They need like 10 minutes to change. So you can do the second course

and then after.

Thanks, Sheffy. Sorry.

It'll be about 15 minutes.

Okay.

My name's Lauren, okay?

My girl.

Ladies first. Oh, boy. Thank you. Very pretty.

Second course, you've got a poached salmon roulette.

With Beatrix. Enjoy.

Thank you. Thank you.

Someone give the chef a raise.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

Yes.

Tanya, I'm just going to go tell them quickly. Are we here? Yeah.

I danced until I was 16, 17.

Tried hip -hop for a bit, and I was like, meh.

Did ballroom dancing, and I was like, meh.

But I fell in. I love that it's calming.

That's it.

I'm not going to be calm until I see the guests are happy. Right, everybody.

Because we're stuck in the dark, I thought I should surprise you, and I

enjoy it.

Oh, look at this.

Anybody who wants to view the dancers, you better run up like yesterday.

Lily, I'm coming.

Running.

Such poetry and moving and sensual and seductive.

I've been on this boat too long.

All right, Stephanie and Jeff, you're up next. All right, let's go.

Let's go.

I got to take my shirt off first.

Oh, no, no, no. Keep the shirt on.

I don't know if it's Dancer's Jackfruit, maybe the cocktail, but it almost feels

like the guest's coldness is starting to just soar a little bit.

Jeff? It's a nice shirt. It's very distracting.

It's nice.

What do you want me to do? Dishes, please.

There's loads of dishes over there. Oh, gosh.

If there's, like, a Guinness Book of World Records on who can, like, cook

the most fucking dishes, man, it's you.

It's insane.

Do I think he makes an excessive amount of fucking dishes? Yes.

I mean, who cooks with that much? And then everything on there, too.

Don't look over here.

But I will watch them.

Oh, that was... Don't worry, I held the fort down.

Okay,

this is done.

Hallelujah. Thank you, Charlie.

That was.

You've got to spray some martinis.

Enjoy.

How's your sleep?

Good. Thank you.

That's good.

At least that's the same.

You never take breaks.

It was definitely worth it. Jess and Lily, how are the cabins going?

We finished them.

Okay, I'm going to get ready for tonight.

That's all.

Yeah, please, can you stop spitting out? Yeah.

How was the food, guys?

So good.

So I have a proposal.

I was thinking that tomorrow after breakfast, we could head over to

Ride the boat there?

Yeah, not the boat. Oh.

About a 30 -minute drive.

Okay. That's Carl and I coming, and that never happened. And Portofino is really

beautiful. It's really beautiful. Do you want to do it?

Yes. Yes, Portofino.

We need more wine. And keep finishing it.

What a charter.

Busier when you're not on an anchor. Yeah.

You can tell Natalia's not here. Look at this place.

Yeah. That's something else, isn't it? Because there's many hands in the pot.

I miss her organization skills. Can't be replaced.

Okay, don't push it. I miss her. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

I like those dancers.

Yeah, I noticed.

I was watching what you were staring at during the dancing.

I watched you the whole time. I didn't even watch the dancing. What did I see?

The shirtless man.

What did I see?

Didn't he always give you a hard time?

He takes all the fun out, so then I have to look at it more.

Yeah. And Jeff is like, I'll take off my shirt. No, please.

Let me enjoy this.

We're doing a game night. Does it involve drinking?

It can involve drinking.

I've got loads of glitter if anyone wants some. I'll have some. Can you put

on me? Yeah. I'm trying to find my t -shirt. I really want my colors.

I'm ready to party. You're ready for the game tonight.

That is good.

It looks tough.

Are we sitting in here? No, everyone just wants to come and sit here.

This first game, we're going to see who can get the best dress.

So, I've got a little bin over here. Okay. And you guys are going to have to

pick. Okay. Every time, 30 seconds, it's going to be managed. Three, two, one,

go. Go, go, go.

Go, go, go. Pick me.

Go, go, go.

Lily is in her element.

Woo!

Thank you.

Bedtime. Night. The next game is a cereal box game. You can't bend your

and you have to pick it up.

Like that.

You got it. You got it. She's making out with it right now. I can't do it.

Spread your legs for the apartment.

Hey! Yeah!

Woo!

You can do it. Hey, what's over there?

Laura, you can do this. You got it.

You got it.

Laura?

That is so bad.

My mum always told me, always have you wearing your pants.

Come on.

You got it, you got it. Spread the legs more.

Oh, my God.

Yeah!

I don't think we can go much lower.

Good job.

Everything else has been done, cleaned. That's just where she is now.

Perfect.

I'm so angry.

Why? She just said, I miss Natalia.

She had great organization.

Girl.

Girl. Oh!

It's so far away.

I don't even know why I'm getting pissed. Like, I don't give a... She

even hear my story after all this time. What? About Natalia. The only story she

has is Natalia's story. That's it. That's true.

And that's the only one she was ever going to hear.

Yep.

So I didn't even bother, like, saying anything.

That's it.

Coming up...

I've just seen a story saying you're in Genoa. What the... Yeah.

You did half the season. Why not?

All right, I'll message you later.

I'm retired.

I was tired last night. I'm tired again. What time is it?

This game's not going to play.

I'm going to take the elevator tomorrow morning.

Oh, stop.

There's so much feathers.

That was fun.

We're basically done.

I did this.

Good morning.

How's our bow holding?

No, we're nice and tight.

Yes, you are.

Did you see what we have here now?

Yeah, that was yesterday, too.

What did that mean?

Windy. I'm just glad we weren't out there trying to come back on the dock

morning. How was last night? I heard the game. Really fun.

Lily was living her best life.

Finally got them smiling.

She did.

Yeah.

Good morning.

Good morning. You do have pants on.

Do you normally see me without pants on?

Yeah!

I can't believe it, man.

What is this? They're going to lunch off and then they're going to some beach

club. Beach club phone party?

All day they're going to be gone.

I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.

Here's a guest that works for me.

I'm going to write down what needs to be done when we go.

What do you wear for the theme party?

Whatever your heart desires, Lily Billy, you can do it.

Today's chef special is egg Florentine. You can put quail egg or you can make it

with bacon and avocado.

Quail egg.

Me, you've got breakfast.

I'd love a water.

Do you want to organise the wash blockers?

Yes. Let's go.

Nice.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning. How was the games last night?

It was fun.

She did a really good job. And she's very flexible. Very flexible. Just

How's it doing?

Please.

When they go to Portofino, I'm going to pull everything out of the lazarette.

I'm going to organize that.

How's yours? Really good. Yeah, perfect.

That's the end.

This was the most ethical season I've ever had, but the most teaching one I've

had. You can't always trust everyone.

What the hell is happening?

I've seen a story saying you're in Genoa. What the... I can't believe we're

going out. We're in one location for a few days.

What are some things you learned?

People can trigger me easily.

Now some people know. Some people knew that.

You should definitely come and see us, baby.

Yeah.

You did half the season, why not?

Does anybody else know you're in Genoa?

If you do come, do you want me to tell anyone?

People that can manipulate like that are scary and dangerous.

You don't want me to tell anyone?

Okay.

Yeah, no dramas or not, just a good time.

Do I feel bad?

Kinda. Not really.

I'm pretty sure Natalia's got other reasons for wanting to come.

Ain't nobody going to put me there again.

Kyle's probably going to be shook up over there.

Yeah. Well, that's a different ballgame.

Yeah. Last day.

Last day. I can't believe it.

It's going to be explosive.

Joe's right.

Next on the season finale of Below Deck Med.

No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, come on. Hey, you think I'm done?

Let's go.

That's not going to work, is it?

Max!

Where's the phone?

Where's the exit?

I really missed my musty mystique family.

I told everyone that's not going to be a party without you. No.

We're going to tear this city up.

Listen. This is about Luca and Jen.

I thought you were 16K.

I was the text looking. Was it like floating? Yes.

Just like, why do you want me to stay in your hotel room for the next few

nights? Because you want to get where, girl?

I got back up.

115.

This money is coming to the club.

Oh, my God.

It's just my anxiety pouring through my eyes.

Goodbye.

What the?

Sorry, Lil. He's a good kisser. I'm just saying.