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Previously on Below Deck Meds. I like Luca.

We're just cuddling.

I'm starting to like Luca a lot. I get attached.

But he doesn't get attached.

I've known Katie for like four years. I know she's worked with Sandy in the

past. We've hung out a few times.

Repeat charter client.

How was it the first time?

I love medium, but like more medium plus -ish.

This is a pecan.

Is there any that's just a little more done?

I'll have another mouthful. I need another plate.

I'll get you another plate. Can we get more flatware? Order the beluga caviar.

Here we go.

I hate them already.

I've got the worst migraine.

Kyle's feeling ill at the moment. Oh, no.

I'd like to get him to the doctor.

I already bought that cup.

Yeah. Max.

Max, come to the bridge. Max, to the bridge.

I don't like to be lied to.

Don't ever lie to me again. What? You said there was no food for you

You came up here, pitching a fit.

There was pasta?

No, because I don't want the pasta.

Well, then don't come up here and say there's no food for you.

Yeah. There was food. But no, Max.

What you did was wrong. There was food. You just didn't want it. There was the

pasta.

That's my point.

Yeah. That's all you need to do now is say you're sorry.

No.

Yeah, he's a baby.

I understand people get hungry and they're tired.

I was, I didn't want to come up here and make a scene. I was just saying, well,

I don't know.

You didn't, Mara.

Max, please come back to the bridge.

Okay, I'm going to go to the bathroom.

Yeah, he's upset with me now.

No food, you know. For me, there's no food.

Is Hailey coming back or not?

I don't know.

Not too sure.

You didn't eat anything, Max?

I wanted the food because it's easy to digest.

That fruit got thrown away?

Well,

you did lie to me.

I don't tolerate lying or insubordination.

I was going to have a talk with the chef. The chef's going to be blindsided

go, what do you mean, Captain, there's no food?

So Max's lie affects other people.

That's not okay. It wasn't intentional. I think you were just...

Frustrated. Because today I wake up at the time where people eat and me, I'm

working. Because this is a new schedule for you.

That's it. You just need some food. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to make sure you

it. It's okay, Max.

Okay. The king.

Oh, my God. There's so much to catch up on.

I'm not supposed to be studying, but I'm dizzy. Sorry.

How was the season?

It's been an interesting ride for me.

Stupid.

I don't want a person like you on board.

You know, coming in, you have expectation.

And I think that was my downfall. Same. Has anyone complained about the food at

all? No one said anything to me.

Coming on, I was like, I'm going to meet with the chef. I'm going to talk about

what I want, the temperature of the meat. And then the picanha came out, and

was bloody.

This is the picanha. Is there any that's just a little more done?

If you're just going to do whatever you're going to do, there's no value in

telling you. Well, I haven't seen much on the menu and stuff. I'll go and have

bit of a chat. Perfect.

Let's see how it's going in here.

Oh, the laundry room looks so good.

You can quickly put that in there.

That's fine.

Lily's definitely been a saving grace with Charter. Like, whatever Captain

told her, it just clicked in Lily's little brain. I am giving you this

opportunity. One more chance.

I'm learning, being a chief, you always kind of need to remind yourself, I once

was in that position.

And just allowing people the space and the time to grow. You have to give them

the chance.

Thank you so much.

I'm so happy you're here.

Oh, good. You have some. Yeah. This is vegetarian, right? I believe.

Dude, this whole plate. Gosh, you're bad.

Eat it all.

Wow. Like a queen. Let him eat it because that's all he's eating.

We're putting everything out.

Yeah, I know. I just want 10 minutes for me to relax, to breathe.

When I'm tired and angry, I become angry.

That's why maybe angry and hungry is like a similar world, you know? I need

just breathe and watch a video of Kat on YouTube.

There you go. 10 minutes.

I just have, like, nervous energy. I just, like, want to go. I want to do

something. All right.

Yeah. I'm going to go up to the bridge while we're waiting. Yeah.

Hi, friend.

Hi. Between six and eight, we have access to this private castle in Santa

Margarita. Do you guys want to do a happy hour there with some light snacks

then come over and do dinner?

Yeah, I'm good with that. Yeah. Okay, awesome.

These guests are very specific in what they want, but they know what they want.

I am missing Kyle particularly in this charter because Kyle brings the energy

that they need. We complement each other really well because there's some

charters that are intolerable for him, like the Florida girls.

Super wild. And one drink every two seconds. I love that.

Where the f*** is Kyle?

And then dealing with demanding Billy. He has the ability to manage that.

I actually can't with my friends. They're a lot.

Bitch fucks. You got the zoom zooms?

They're just complaining about the chef, by the way.

But they keep saying it's nice, it's nice.

Mm -hmm.

Like, what do you think? I'm not feeling my best. I'm going to go lie down.

Katie.

Katie? Katie Flood. She's in Portofino. Oh, she's in Portofino?

Yeah.

Do you have a crush on Katie? No. Because your smile is one of a crush.

The crush smile.

No, she's cute. She said I'm going to date one of my mates.

According to Sandy, because I know Katie, she must be my girlfriend.

You like her. I can tell. I don't think Sandy has a clue about me and Jess at

the moment. It's always best if the captain doesn't know these things.

Dave's right here.

I've just stepped a little in pretty.

Please check on the guests. Then you are going to go with the guests.

Yay!

I got energy.

Okay,

copy. Champagne? Yeah, champagne, baby.

We are getting the guests off. They're going to the castle.

So I'm going to send Jessica, aka your girlfriend. Hey, Jess.

Hi, girlfriend.

Are you going to come with me?

Yeah, yes. And then I want to get the guests.

Then there was Lily.

Billy and Lily.

Billy and Lily, that's right.

Great.

Max, Max, Luca, can you please come to the swim platform?

Maxi, we're going to go.

Can you go? Do you have original energy?

Yeah, I'll go.

Thank you.

I am awake since 3 a .m. that I have, like, a fight for food. Like, bro, what

you want? Like, are you looking for trouble?

Luqui, yeah, I'm just going to go because... Who's Max?

He's being a baby.

Ready? Should we go? I'm sitting here.

We should play murder.

I like board games.

I've got really fun games. You want to play it? Yeah.

What the f***?

He's in his room crying because he's wanting to go to shore.

Oh my god. And he's tired. He wants to go to bed. He needs to digest his food.

Shut the f*** up.

We're all tired.

Go lie in your f***ing bed.

Stuck on your thumb and don't want to hear your complaining anymore.

Boom.

All you have to do is write down a name. You can write down Lily, Elton John.

I'll read them out. And if you get it right, they're out and the game carries

with smaller people.

I've got a huge family and we always play these games since I was a baby. So

they've kind of been bred of me.

King Kong, Janet Jackson, Marsha Stewart, Charles Darwin and George

When I play it with my family, the person who wins is a name they've

because I'm only allowed to say it twice.

And everyone's too drunk to remember them.

I think Martha Stewart is you.

No.

Yeah.

A lot of... You are Charles Darwin.

No.

Are you serious?

Ryan, I think you're Charles Darwin.

No.

I think that's it.

And you're Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong.

You're going to get on and then I'm going to say it.

Yeah. Max, Max, Luca.

Go ahead.

Hey, we're restarting now. We're going to be there in three minutes.

All right. Okay.

For tonight, how many courses?

Multi -course, blindfolded. Two elements on the plate so they can taste me. I'm

doing classic combinations like steak and pepper, tomato and basil.

But it's going to be a small place, eh?

Yeah. Cool.

You want to try it?

No. Maybe.

Okay, how?

He's dead just like a cat.

Things are very exciting with Luca.

He looks pretty good.

It's just weird. It's like normally I like medium ugly guys because I know

they'll stick around.

Oh, oh.

All crew, all crew.

I have to pause this round because they were about to leave.

Okay. That was really fun. Thank you. We'll play it again. For sure. Luca, do

put the table up? Yeah, we can chuck that in there.

Working on a yacht, you have to be a team player, especially when you're a

person down.

I'm Max's boss. I've been up since 6 a .m. I haven't had a break.

If I tell him to do something, he needs to do it. Thank you.

Lily, grab the food.

Bye.

Sorry, I'm dead.

Is that the castle?

Hello, beautiful people.

Hello.

Lily's a master at carrying. Yeah, I carry the people, the vibe, the food.

Thanks for dinner,

Josh. Yeah.

Oh, that feels like exercise.

Cheers. There are kings, there are queens, but there's no one as nice as

What's up?

What's up, homie? Howdy.

Is it dinner?

Yeah, man. I'm going to grab a quick bite, and then we'll lift the jet ski.

What is that?

Fish pie.

Which one's the Irish and which one's the English? I should know, but I don't

know.

Was that your girlfriend texting you from the other boat?

She wanted me to come see her.

You know, I knew it was her because... Your face.

Luca's smitten.

What f***ing girlfriend?

Smitten. What smitten?

The smitten cat.

He has no idea what's going on with Jason Luca. I'm really curious how

going to get himself out of this one.

Coming up.

Where are you? Where are you? No, wait.

I think I matched it.

Oh, shit.

Help. Is it good?

Is that your girlfriend texting you from the other boat?

You know, I knew it was her because look at his face.

He left his jitsi back?

The guy changes the subject.

Look at Clinton.

Look at her.

Is there something we don't know?

No. We've got a mutual friend. Okay. Is he history?

She used to go off with one of my mates.

Mate.

What are you doing?

He likes it.

Thank you.

I'm going to go set the table.

I'll help you.

What the?

What the?

What the?

Luca looks guilty.

Telling Captain Sandy he has a crush on some girl, he's making out with me. I'm

just triggered.

Yeah,

it's really pretty.

What kind of meat is this? This is fabulous.

Kyle, how's your head?

You're struggling?

Okay, if you don't feel better, let me know.

Okay, thank you.

Yeah,

I'll take one as well. Do it.

Bring it.

I was a bartender for two years.

I wanted to make more tips, so the end is one girl. We take off our shirts and

we just get on the bar and we just do body shots.

It's muddled.

Tips started rolling in, making that dollar like a stripper.

Now, Billy John, tell us if it's too spicy.

No, it's really good.

That's good, that's good, yeah. Okay, let's muddle some more.

Bro, I was fucking tired.

Give these a good rinse.

Yeah, I'm going to.

But you've had some food and you're feeling better.

Yeah, I feel like, but no.

It's just when I like ask you to do something.

I don't complain. I'm just saying like we have guests to satisfy, okay? I am

exhausted.

Yeah, me too. I started at six o 'clock. I want to give the best. See, I give my

energy. I'm not controlling when I was feeling exhausted. You get asked to do

something, you got to do it.

You can't just complain or go to your room.

But Lara, tell me, like, I'm going.

Yeah, because we just gave up on you. We were like, he's not going to do it.

I was going to do it. I just wanted to have five minutes from when I was... I

haven't had a break either, bro. Especially when we're person down.

Yeah, but, bro, it's physique.

It's physique what I do, you know?

I don't appreciate, like, Luca talking to me like a child.

If he's upset, it's his problem, but it's okay. I'm just in the simple mode

just doing yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Okay. Looks like a funeral. Perfect.

I'm going to make welcome towels then for when they come back. I think that

would be great.

I feel like we have to be out here completely by eight. Oh. So we might

to... Lock down? Yeah.

Hello? Can you come in two minutes?

Max is going to come in, so I'll go grab him. All right. Cheers. Sweet.

Okay, first course. Oysters with mignonette sauce.

What utensil do they need? I can't give them an oyster fork.

Just a spoon.

A spoon.

If they want to go now, I'll pull the tender in.

Okay, so get on.

I'll just back up and you just take the gate.

All right, you know where to go?

Yeah, bro.

That's Maxwell and the tender. They've got to get the gate.

Ahoy!

Did we get on, Max? Yeah.

Perfect. Thank you so much. You're welcome.

Up to... Laundry.

Yeah?

Mara is badass.

She is a badass.

She will beat you up.

Luca, Luca, Max, I am coming back home.

Copy that. We can see you.

Woo.

How was it?

Amazing. It was really cool. So good. The service impeccable. Yeah. Good job.

All right. You guys can jump off now.

Bye, Lily.

Woo.

Welcome back.

Thank you.

That's the tenderer way to get the other crew and equipment.

Okay, so

the secret to dining in the dark relies heavily on the service.

Okay. You have to explain to us where the things are on the table.

Okay. Don't worry, I got you. The pressure's on you. Okay. I got you. All

That's a wrap, eh?

I don't feel like these oysters.

Because it's a dine -in -the -dark meal, it's got to be real strong flavors.

They can take it and do that.

Obviously, you taste food first with your eyes. It sounds weird, but it's

But as I say, I can do whatever I want when they can't see it.

So, I can't wait.

There's some weirdos on here that'll eat those.

This table looks really great.

It's so pretty. Do they have our masks out?

They do.

Oh, they do?

He does make me laugh though, so I'll give him that.

We're back! Let's just get the interior stuff on, and we're going to lift all of

that stuff.

Come, Matt, stop.

You're fornicating over here.

I'm going to get my senses ready to go. Oh, my God, Rod, are you ready for this?

This is so much fun.

Oh, Jesus.

Are you ready for this?

No. We have to direct them.

So, like, if I say, put the fork two centimeters left.

Are we starting? You guys look so much better now.

We have to adjust them.

That's going to be so messy.

Are we ready? Get to put on the thing? You can put on the thing. Okay.

I'm nervous about dining in the dark because I've never done it. I have to

explain the meal to them. Where are you? Carl is down.

This is definitely going to be a test of my communication skills.

Can you guys see anything?

I'm sitting there closing my eyes.

Where are you? No, wait.

Oh,

shit. Help.

Coming up. I keep hanging out with someone that I'm bound to get attached.

I'm starting to, like, catch myself getting attached.

I get to put on the thing? You can put on the thing. Can you guys see anything?

No.

Oh, y 'all are... real good at this.

These are ready. You can bring it up.

Follow my voice.

I found the chart.

Can we take it now or should we wait?

No, wait. You have to wait for the food first.

You know what it is?

Oysters.

Thank you.

So what's that we do, Uncle? Watch.

Just go down until I come grab you. I'm putting a plate down.

You have a plate and then you have a ramekin. So feel the plate.

Can you feel it? Feel the ramekin. Can you feel the ramekin inside the plate?

Yes. Perfect. Now on your right, you've got a spoon. Now put the spoon inside

the ramekin.

Ooh.

Oh, wow.

Are we eating? Yeah. What is that? I don't know, but it's really good.

It's an oyster.

No, is it? Yeah. It's an oyster.

I taste mignonette.

Mmm, that was delicious.

Can I tell you what it is?

Yeah. It is an oyster with mignon sauce.

Well done!

That was really good. Okay, now you can take your shot.

It's like a lemon drop. Ooh, like a limoncello.

First course.

Check. I'm going to put my backs on and then cabin.

Yeah. Well, thanks to you. Thank you, I had so much fun. Imagine you only been a

week and I've gone from being rubbish to good.

Imagine me in a year.

Do you guys maybe, do you want to keep your things on until we like... Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, we can't break the... Okay, the concentration.

Where's my water?

You missed a very awkward moment.

Two minutes.

It's me.

Is that a boy?

Really? We were all in the crew mess, and Captain's seeing him smile on his

phone. And Captain's like, oh, is that Katie?

You look really like her. No,

I'm not even looking at you.

Yellowtail.

What are you going to serve with this?

A little saffron sauce.

Okay, let me know when it's ready. All I can think of is boy, avoid,

avoid, avoid.

While I am hurt, I have to be on service with Toomey. I need to focus on work.

There we go.

Have you ever used a fork as a knife?

No, I would.

I think I mashed it. No, other way. There we go. Close.

More up.

Oh my God, I can't find it.

Here. Put it on the fork for me, please.

What's happening?

Perfect. Oh.

It is a fish. It's salmon. It's like a steaky fish. Is it a swordfish?

So this is a yellowtail.

I told you it was a whitefish.

And the sauce is saffron.

No. Oh, really?

The sauce was delicious, but the problem is that I just ate the sauce before I

got to the fish. So the fish had no sauce. It was just fish.

Chefy, chefy, are you ready for the next dish?

Jay said it's awkward between you guys.

Yeah, because Danny's taking a piss.

He's not happy about that. Yeah,

I've got to speak to him. Oh, my God.

Obviously, I like Jess a little bit more than a friend.

We're not in a relationship.

I'm not.

In dating Katie Flood, like, we're just friends.

Just friends.

Even if I was fixing her as more than a friend, then,

no, it doesn't really... Like, I would, yeah, I don't know.

Primary, that's for him.

I wanted to scare you, but you can't.

You guys really can't see. No.

And our eyes are closed underneath anyway. I'm so taking that at my house.

This is going to be slightly more complicated because you have to use two

utensils. Use your intuition.

Other way.

Perfect. What do we think it is?

There we go. All the pepper.

It's big.

What type?

Like a ribeye?

No. It is a ribeye.

What?

You're getting me in trouble. Yeah, you got him in trouble. With who?

With Jess.

Oh, I am.

He's really mad at me. I don't know anything. She doesn't want to sway him

anymore.

It's done now.

Stop doing that.

I had no idea that him and Jess have a thing going.

So the whole time I... Don't hate the player, hate the game.

You're stitching me up. What?

Lily, Lily, Timmy, are you done yet? Yeah, I'm just in laundry.

I've done the cabin.

Copy. Oh, yeah.

Red wine, poached pear.

Any of the pear on can go, man.

Hey, how many courses are left? We've got one more. Okay.

We're coming with the last one.

Hooray!

You got a spoon, everybody? It's on your right.

Perfect.

Chocolate. Chocolate mousse?

Is it good?

Delicious. Excellent.

With a pear? Pear what?

You're welcome. I'm here all week.

I'm trying to avoid him at all costs.

Are you feeling like you're just being emotional, or... I don't know what it

I'm just going to have to have a few joints, and you're going to be like, I

don't know. Nah.

Let's see when I'm f***ed up, if I give in.

But I'm not f***ed up right now, and I'm not giving in. Well, you don't date on

both. Can we finish the record, take your blindfolds off?

Sure. Sure.

Three. Oh, it's so bright. Oh, my God.

How was that?

That was really great.

Thank you for doing that. That was really fun. That was so much fun.

What time are you coming back?

I'm coming in three minutes.

That was amazing.

Chase, we did so good. I am so proud of you, and I'm so proud of you.

Between Chase's disastrous love life and Kyle being ill and Lily's Ryan thing,

we've done really, really well.

I'm going to bed.

I'm fine with going to bed, too. I feel like shit.

Oh, my God. How did we even manage?

I get it. I have empathy, but I've not had a fair trial. I'm trying to prove my

innocence. I think I need to start looking into getting a lawyer, and it's

definitely not going to be Sandy.

Coming up.

Babe, you need to go back to bed.

I need to work.

No, you don't.

I went to bed, but when you're done, take this out.

Thank you so much. No worries. Bye -bye, my dear.

See you tomorrow.

Do you guys have late -night snacks?

We have snacks.

Let me go put this away, and then I'll sing for me. Okay, perfect. Thank you so

much.

Snacks. They want, like, food.

They want food.

Yeah. Where is the lily of the galley?

Come with me, then.

Let's make some guacamole. We need onion, tomato, coriander, lime.

If you know how to do it.

Yeah. On my last boat, there's only two of us and Steph on a 82 -foot sailing

boat. I need lime.

Fine. And onion as well.

Give me one choose.

I found it!

Yay! Finally.

Obviously I'm not.

But I just love cooking.

Red wine vinegar.

Red wine vinegar?

Yeah.

No, that's wine.

We should just ask for a milkshake.

Oh, you're making red. It's so good.

It's only lime.

Okay, I know why it's lime.

Lime. Lemon. Okay, we're going to chop up these.

Did she die?

Oh, no, no.

Maybe this one.

Um, yeah.

Interesting. Wouldn't eat it myself.

Three hours later.

Thank you. We got a man who kicked it.

Did you like it?

This is so good.

We need to go tidy ourselves.

I like it.

You want a lot of water after.

Thank you guys so much.

No worries. It was so good. Thank you.

Don't make out.

Now he's getting upset.

I'm done.

See you tomorrow.

Deck crew? Deck crew. We have some weather coming in, and I'd like to

before it gets worse.

All hands on deck.

Copy, Sandy.

Luca, I'll wake Max up.

Oh, thank you.

We have to leave to go to the dock now.

Then you go back to your boat.

Okay.

All right.

Morning, Shiffy.

All right.

I know.

My body is sore like those chores.

You know.

I woke up feeling really rough.

Having Haley, I kind of don't want to say something. Thanks for waking up,

She's got the flu, bro. She's going to fall on us.

No, I'm not.

You've got the flu. The floof.

The floof. Anchor up.

Good morning, guys.

Yeah, sure.

Thanks, Max, and I love how you say anchor.

You can go back to bed when we get in support.

Lily, Lily, Timmy, could you please pack for the primaries? Sure.

I just got your ex -boyfriend, Luca.

So what are you thinking?

He wants to hang out after this is over.

I'm like, if I keep hanging out with someone, then I'm bound to get attached.

Yeah. And I think that's why this whole thing really bothered me, was because

I'm starting to catch myself getting attached.

If I'm all about being present, then I might as well just enjoy these last few

days.

And then that's it. What do you think?

I don't want to persuade you, but I feel like you should answer that yourself,

and then I'll tell you in the end.

Show me.

You're back!

Full blast.

I'm taking over today, for sure.

I'm here now.

Finally, the pain is gone.

The fact that the team has done so well, even when I was not present.

To me, good on you, girl.

You're the boss bitch I came to work with.

Laundry. Yes.

I would know that laugh anywhere.

Hi. How are you?

Oh,

I'm so glad to hear that on our last day. Yeah, it's like when you come, I

the migraine. When you leave, I'm all of a sudden feeling fantastic.

It's so weird.

It's crazy, bro. Everyone is falling like carb. Have you spoken with some

or some ex? Have you been in couple with some witch before?

Yeah, a lot.

I'm not mad at Luca. I know he's doing his job. I know everyone can be comfy.

And I know deep down he's a good guy. And you make him asleep and you make a

Reddit like the iPhone, you know, like he's going crazy. You Reddit the iPhone.

You're hiding in there.

I am.

Oh my god.

All good?

Mm -hmm.

No bad vibes.

No.

This whole situation is really annoying, but at the same time, it's not my

business on who he's talking to.

Just because we're hooking up and maybe don't want to be in a relationship

doesn't mean I don't care about her. Everyone has their feelings.

I'm going to check on the gas.

I'm not going to deprive myself of having fun. I'm just going to go into

all of this with my eyes open.

Yeah, I never said to Jess that I wanted a relationship, so there's no strings.

Like, imagine if people found out I was fixing Natalia.

Coming up... Close the door! Bye!

Close the door!

How are you feeling?

I feel better when I just lie down at night.

Well, let's just get this thing on the dock and then you can chill out.

How was the bath this morning?

The bath?

Yeah. Fine. Okay, so she did a good job. Yeah.

All right, so I've set up everything down there.

Down the starboard wing.

Copy, starboard wing.

Okay.

Okay?

All right.

I honestly feel like a bag of dick.

All good.

All right.

Great. Got this.

Let's just dock this boat. I just want to go to bed.

Is she going to fit in there?

Right in there.

85 meters to the dock, full quarter.

You've got three meters on your full quarter, two meters on your starboard

Another five meters astern.

Go with line.

Nice. We're looking good back here. Our lines are tight.

Great. Thank you.

BTS, Motor Yacht Mystique, we are secure in our berths.

Good job.

I can't believe that we got in here. It's just amazing.

All crew, all crew, and your wife.

For guest departure.

Bye. Bye, boat.

Oh, man. Why'd you give me that fireball? Thank you guys so much.

Bye. It was so much fun.

Oh, I love you so much.

What a surprise it was to not see you all together.

Thank you so much.

You're amazing.

Guys, you're amazing.

Like, your crew.

Thank you. There were toys out. The slide was there. And to me, your team,

incredible. Jack was a bit of a stumble at the beginning.

A little more gay fun.

They were like a big gay breakfast.

Taste the rainbow.

But the rest of the food, the dinner in the dark. The dinner last night was so

good. Thank you so, so much.

This is for you.

Thank you. We really appreciate it. Thank you. Bye, guys.

Bye, guys.

All right. So out of our whites, let's meet in the Bridge Deck Salon for our

meeting. Well, my clothes.

Time for me to search for some appreciation.

We need a vector through so that tomorrow it's wiping and making a bed.

Krimis and the box. Where do you need me? Probably help upstairs.

Okay, since no one's here, I'm taking the cash. I'll be shopping.

No, no.

Come on, everyone.

Come get your tip.

I bought myself some shoes with your money.

Charter number seven. We're almost there. Having said that, I feel like the

interior came together.

You were down a person.

You did an excellent job.

Thank you. You want that in a crew. You always want to be there for each other.

I was so impressed.

I'm so proud of you. Relax.

I'm so proud of you.

You did amazing.

Deck team, same goes for you. You killed it. Honestly, thank you very much.

So with that... So this is $32

,000. Jesus!

What?

Isn't that awesome? This is the biggest tip we've had the entire season.

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Well done, everyone. Thank you.

Yes, everyone.

Girl!

Yes! This specific charter really made me feel good as a teacher.

Because it was like, if I...

manage to make this a success with people that don't even have that much

experience. I'm not going to lie. I'm going to give myself a pat on the

shoulder.

Last one.

Ooh, child.

Money, money, money. Whoa.

I'm going to go and rinse.

Okay, yum. By yourself?

Yeah. I'm going to let Lara sleep.

Looking pretty... Dead?

Rough, yeah.

That's about it. We're getting drink -drank drunk.

What's up, Bo?

You go back to bed.

No, let me just help you. No, you go to bed. I want you to rest. Yeah, I want

you to rest. I'm going to get better.

Rest up.

I'm very worried about missing this next shot. Literally, if I'm not there, then

I'm going to be Luca doing all the work.

Max doesn't know.

Okey -dokey.

We're done.

Time to get ready.

I'm going to go to the shower.

Okay. I'm ready.

It's too black.

It's not too black. And then you wear a bra with an open top. Give me Rihanna,

bitch. You ready, brother?

We got to go now.

I'm keeping the territory.

Just stay here. Okay.

Max is going to stay.

Dave's not going in the back.

Oh, God.

I'm really sad that my girlfriend's not here. Yeah.

I'm Haley.

I hope Haley's okay.

I really hope so.

No, I really hope so.

I was just like a fly on the wall.

Let's go.

All of you.

Thank you.

Wow. This is so civilized. I like it, actually. I don't want to be calm.

There's still a lot to try.

There's one more.

I must say, thank you guys so much for treating me as if I were part of you

from the beginning.

And you've done so well. You smashed it, that's gotta.

I've got great teachers, what can I say?

I didn't even know what I was doing wrong in the beginning.

Yeah, and now you're a badass.

Bitch, I missed his butt.

Buon appetito. That looks good.

Oh my lord.

Bellissima. They really missed out.

Lara didn't really have a choice. No, she didn't have a choice. But Max did.

Yeah.

My robe, I love this robe. It follows me everywhere.

Everyone loves it. It's so cool. It's so bougie. It's like you can shoot a hip

-hop clip, you know, because it's so cool.

What are you doing?

I wanted to stay.

Really? Yeah, why not?

What the f*** are you wearing?

I love that though. Yeah?

Okay, my baby, take care.

Love you a lot.

What are you going to do after all that?

I have like a week where I'm just like YOLOing.

That's where you get it from. Ken?

Oh, okay. Then, yeah. Might as well.

He has to be in damage repair mode.

Why did I say yes when people give you this approval or attention?

It feels good.

I can admit that.

Gordon. We're going to the bar after. Yeah.

Let's bounce.

Go!

Let's go.

Where are we going? Over there, down there, down there.

Yeah, now.

I need another drink, drink. Are you going to stay in my bed tonight?

Um, you've already knocked up that.

One word, one word.

This might be the first Cree night out when

no one has any drama.

Everyone's working well together. I mean, this is the chaos I was looking

Don't fall, don't fall.

Okay, let's go.

Bye. Let's go, ladies.

Thank you.

Lily is not standing up tomorrow.

I thought you were an idiot.

Come on, Lily.

Let's go.

I'm going to drain the last month.

I'm going to go wake up and print this face.

Hello, why?

I couldn't, I couldn't keep in here.

Luca!

Luca, is that with you?

Wow.

Look at that.

Hello. It's me.

Come here.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

Go down, go down. For one minute.

She smelled the alcohol with the cigarettes.

Please, Lily, when you talk to me, put 35 degrees on the left.

Close the door.

Bye. Close the door.

We just want to say hi.

Go to bed.

Go down.

He's naked.

Hey, good morning.

I don't know, I feel so fluey like I've got body chills.

Really? I wonder if I should have you on board.

I don't want us to be infected.

Yeah, I don't know.

You sound terrible.

I'm going to get you off the boat.

I just can't afford to be sick. Okay.

How are you feeling?

I only want to be off the boat.

Bam. How long has she been feeling this way?

If Laura goes down and Haley doesn't come back, and I'm just down to Max and

Luca, I won't be able to leave the dock for the next chart.

I hope Haley comes back.

I have a crew member that I'd like to get to the doctor. I'd like to do it as

soon as possible.

After me, the requirements of the safe manning document, it would mandate that

cannot leave the dock. How would I get off the dock? I only have two deckheads.

I hate this.

Next time on Below Deck Mediterranean.

I'm going to Cairns with Luca.

Oh, thank you.

You can tell Natalia's not here. Look at this f***ing place. This is terrible.

I miss her. I miss her organisation still. I've just seen a story saying

in Genoa.

You didn't even go home.

You should definitely come and see us for the baby.

Yeah.

You did half the season, why not? If you do come, do you want me to tell anyone?

You don't want me to tell anyone?

Okay.