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Previously on Below Deck Med Michael Stevens is the CEO of a dental implant

company in California.

These dentists are having the best time of their life.

Where were these guys when I was getting my teeth extracted?

He's been against us since the beginning. He will separate you from the

us. I see Kyle and I see drama.

If Natalia was the issue, then why is the drama still happening? Jack, I know

the game you're playing.

Lily's already been influenced by Jack of Who I Am. I want to speak to him, but

I think he should be the one to instigate it.

Who stays up late?

From 12 till 3. That's when I'm running up and down, I'm making cocktails, and

that's what steals me last time.

The charter is so busy, like if the guests are staying up late, then you

change your schedule to always have someone up late with interior.

Who hasn't gone on a break? No one's gone on a break. On a break?

We'll figure it out.

I'll take four at a time.

Do we have any deckhands available to carry things?

Where are the deckhands? Mac, where are you guys?

Luke has been on boats long enough to know that you can't just leave on anchor

watch. Can you help?

No.

I need someone on deck.

I'm not very happy.

The priority is the food. You've got to figure your schedule out. I didn't get a

break. When she calls and calls, the deck crew needs an answer.

Okay.

I know.

This is the stuff that makes me mad. Okay, it's just they didn't get a break.

No, like when she called and called, the deck crew needed an answer.

Get Max up.

Okay.

And now, can I kill you, yeah? Kyle, more ale!

You can stop fading as soon as you're ready. Really? Don't even wait, yeah.

God. Mr.

131, please.

Can we get some help for a little bit?

Yeah, bro.

I understand where Sandy's coming from. I was off the boat. Fair enough.

But there were four f***ing shoes working.

They shouldn't be calling us first. They need to call the rest of their team. If

they are super busy and they need our help, then they can call us. Man, it

me mad.

Dude, this is f***ing awesome.

I'm going to get f***ed up tonight. So I don't know if you guys plan on doing

that, but that's going to happen tonight.

What's up, bro?

Next time you do cabin, you should just come with eight towels.

Wait, you know there's towels in that closet?

I can...

Danny, you have to run up. Oh, God.

Do you ever brace it with your name on it? Is that in case you forget?

You idiot. No, my son made this for me. Of course I'm going to wear it.

Luca. Yeah.

Chef, no, we cleared the table. We're ready when you are. Ready when you are.

Okay, they can go. We need help.

With what?

Taking the plates off.

What's that?

Thank you. There you go. This is a roast wild franzino, fricassee of wild

mushrooms. Very nice.

And some roast butter sauce.

So good. Bon appetit. Enjoy.

The kid knows what he's doing.

And Terry, and Terry, how are Kevin's going?

Messy. But getting done.

Got it. Lily is too inexperienced to do beds and heads by herself, so I have to

go and check her work, which means I can't go and help Toomey and Kyle on

service. Where's Lily and Jess? I don't know.

I'm just going to hit the head. I don't know.

Where's the other stewardesses?

They're sleeping.

I don't know.

This is like they should have had breaks during the day.

I'm busy during the day. There's four of them running food.

The schedule is being adapted. My sleeping schedule is right now.

This is the only time I could have a rest today.

You guys got your breaks when we were on the...

and diving excursions. You guys are chilling.

There are four stewardesses away.

Get one up and help you with servers.

It's just carrying complaints out.

Nothing I can do.

Yeah.

Hi, my angel bum bum.

Pork belly.

I know, this looks very fat, man. Yeah.

I'm just struggling, man.

What happened?

What's wrong?

It's like how Shea feels about me, how Lily feels about me. I feel like I'm

to Kyle at 21 as opposed to being Kyle at 31 years old.

Chuck, Chuck, all crew, the dessert will be in like five minutes.

Play lovey.

Do I need more time?

We're done.

Really? Can you bring this down to laundry? I'll be right back. Let me

check with Sumi. Now he's having his dessert.

Thank you.

For dessert, you have a hot chocolate lava cake.

Wow. Oh, my God. That definitely is lava.

Robins are done. Laundry is flipped. She's folding laundry now.

You, my friend, can go to bed. See you in the morning.

Bye. So good. That was amazing again. Let the chef know. Two me or three me?

Three me is better than two me because there's more of you. So lava me.

Oh, God.

This is a dentist that's acting like an absolute quack.

Like, how embarrassing.

Mr. Fendi, Fendi, Gucci. How dare you butcher my leg?

Okay,

so tell me about your skin.

Haley finishes at seven, come up at three. Max finishes at...

10 o 'clock. But I just put him down early this evening because he didn't get

two -hour break and Lara was having a little break because he's got to stay up

still. Who knows how late tonight.

So Max should have had a break this morning. You always got to plan for

you normally have three? Two. Because normally I'll run plates with her. I

know what they're doing tonight.

Like normally we only need one person to take like two plates. Okay. So I'm

going to tell you this. You never put people, three people down at the same

and you leave the boat. Yeah. It's a safety issue. Yeah. But that's the...

Thing we have to have covered.

The charter called for earlier activities, so that's where Luca has to

adjust his watch schedule.

This is Luca's first time being a bosun, but we're deep into the charter season.

My expectation is higher of him right now. Same thing with Tumi.

Tumi had two people doing beds and heads when one of them could be helping with

service. I didn't know that.

Yes, dead crew should have been helping, but she should have called for her

interior crew first.

Okay, well, I'll see you at... 7 .30.

Yeah, 7 .30.

Good night. We'll see you in the morning.

You have one weekend to do course.

Don't be a bit.

Good night, Ami.

I'm stuck right now.

Don't look my butt.

Max, I'm not looking at your butt.

Okay, I'm double fisting this.

Good night.

Kyle.

God damn it.

Need some more, Kyle.

Need a drink.

My bar.

Give me a long night, I think. Oh, they pass out and go to sleep.

Yeah. I have no idea what the f*** is going on. I'm f***ed up right now.

Are these the most drunk guests you've had?

I don't know.

Wait.

I was kind of like, this is going to be awkward, isn't it? This is going to be

awkward.

The crew table is clear for a wipe down.

I don't want you to be alarmed, but your underwear is on your foot.

Sweet dreams.

Okay, girl, that's all the guests.

Why does this feel unnecessarily crazy?

100%. What just happened? I don't know.

This chat has definitely been extremely stressful.

The guests have been stressful, but also at the same time, Lily's lack of

experience is becoming more of a liability.

She's slowing Jess down, and it's slowing everything down, which means

need the deck's help. I just need to figure out a way to, like, turn this all

around. I'm gonna go to bed. Yeah, he's in a good space. He's got me, you know.

Bro, you just fucked.

Oh, you fucked, bro.

No, I thought you got on the head of... It wasn't me, bro. I promise.

More ale.

More.

Where's the hot tub?

There's no one anywhere.

Holy... Yeah.

I didn't know how I got here. This is f***ing awesome.

More. More.

Hello?

Oh, sorry.

What the?

More. Who was that?

Hello? How you doing, man?

You doing good?

You've got to be kidding me. Yeah, it's okay. People are trying to sleep.

Where is the hot tub?

This is pretty f***ing serious.

Like, I've never witnessed anything like this before in the past.

To have a guest trying to get into your cabin, it's not acceptable at all.

Where is the hot tub?

Coming up!

It's not fun for me to tell you this. He's a problem. You have to get him

control.

Or he's off the boat.

Where's the hot tub?

How you doing, man?

You all right?

Yeah, it's okay.

Where's the hot tub?

Go to sleep. Get out of here. You guys go to sleep. It's okay.

It's fine. Thank you.

Yeah.

Who's that?

Oh my God.

Can that door lock?

How hard is it to get a hot tub in place?

Someone should have taken all of them.

It's like I took all of them.

Well, I'm sure he'll find them.

Night.

More ale and more hot tub.

God damn it.

Shut the f*** up.

Hot tub.

Are you okay?

What happened?

Okay, as long as you're okay.

No, it's not my client.

Okay. It's okay. Okay. The glass is fine as long as you're okay.

Jesus, bro. Oh, my God. I need to knock the f*** out of him. No worries. Come

this side.

I'll help you.

I don't know what the hell has happened.

The last I saw, I put a mish to bed.

I don't want you to be alarmed, but your underwear is on your foot. I'm not

going to sit there and watch you before the seat. Hold on tight.

Can you pick up little pieces like this?

Here we are. Kyle, you've been magnificent.

Oh, thanks, honey.

Look at this guy. He's knocked up.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Sweet dream.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Laura, Laura.

Yeah? I'll get you down. Let's go.

1 a .m.

The guy staying in a twin just opened up.

...cabin doors, and Luca went out and was like, people are trying to sleep,

please leave.

I actually feel like I should go tell Fran, she's going to be pissed if I

tell her. I'll be back right now, don't leave me.

It's me, Captain.

I just want to give a report.

All the guests have gone to bed, but Amish went to the girls' cabins, opened

the doors while they were sleeping, and Luca told them, go away.

Where are the guys?

They're in bed now. Sorry for waking you. I don't want you to find out today.

No, of course. No, you wake me. I mean, he can't go into crew quarters.

Yeah. Crew, they have to have a safe place.

And if the guests think they can just open their crew door, that's a

It's a door. It's a barrier for a reason. And they need to get this under

control. Otherwise, I will end the charter.

The next time he gets up, you go wake the primary up. I will do, Captain.

Okay. Thanks. You're welcome, Captain. Sleep tight.

Who is thankful?

Ready? Move.

I'm going to bed now.

Morning. If we're not doing anything by nine, can I, like, go off?

I'm so tired, dude.

We're going to launch a tender. We need three of us until Lala's back. You can

wake her up at nine.

I'm just a squeaky girl.

I feel bad, yeah.

It's pretty shit, but there's a schedule.

We've got everyone's break.

Just got to keep the team together and get through it. Me and the two girls

got to go for a drink after this charter.

But when we get up and do other things, you're going to go down for a couple of

hours. Yeah.

Can you check the day heads, flip the laundry, and just start there.

Yep. Are we launching everything?

Yeah. Don't hit me.

Good morning.

You can swing it the other way. Well, it knows to you.

Yeah, it should come around.

What's so special today?

Bubble and squeak. What the hell is that?

What's a bubble and squash?

Squeak. Bubble squeak. Bubble squeak. That sounds like a kid's show.

Bubbling squeak. The Irish breakfast of like a potato cake with fried eggs and

bacon. Bubbling squeak.

Awesome. You grab her and then I'll see you in two hours.

Okay.

That's wise now.

Laura, Luca wants you on deck at nine.

Laura is coming now.

Yeah. What time is it? Nine. You want to grab that, bud?

Lily's up there. Yeah. She's working laundry.

Who's there?

Yeah. When it comes off the washer, try to give it a shake.

I mean, just talk to him.

Well, come on, now we're here. Can I just say, you're a great guy, and I feel

bad. It's a bit awkward, who knows? Because when he says that thing to me,

like, take a sigh, but in answer, it's just, it's Jack.

He's been against us since the beginning. Don't respond, really. If you

have a laugh, you're going to feel like the outcast, and you're going to be the

outcast. That's me and Jack. Jack's been singling himself away because of

Natalia that was here. Yeah, so I obviously don't know. And if I'm Jack,

a fair chance, too. Yeah, so I genuinely don't have a...

Leave it to the girl who didn't know where the on button was for the dryer to

apologize to me.

That being said, I still feel a lot of lingering tension.

And on top of my list now is Jack.

There's still something I need to sort out, but I'm just too exhausted right

to even think about it.

Leave these until that is ready. Morning.

Good morning.

Would you like coffee?

Yeah. Strong black coffee.

All right.

Good morning.

Perfect. Thank you. I'm here now.

Morning. Morning.

Um, Amish, next time come get me. He was smashed.

He knocked on everyone's cabin after midnight.

And then once he got to mine, I opened the door and I was like, get out of

I was like about to go crazy.

Who is that? Get out of here.

There he is.

I just looked at the clock and I'm like, get up. Good morning, Kyle.

Morning. I'm going to make Miss Lily do a cabin on her own.

Well, what happened now? No, she must sit. I need to pee.

And I want to see it with my two eyes.

I'm trying to find what Lily's actually good at.

I have patience, but everyone is extremely exhausted.

Like, we have to try something new. Lily, Lily, Lily?

Could you meet me in the timesheet, please?

Coming.

Oh!

Oh, dear.

Slow and steady, Max.

Hi. Hi.

So I would admit it's free, as well as the twins.

But I'm going to get Jess to help me up here.

But we'll come check up on you. Okay, cool. Thank you.

Tell me, tell me when the primary wakes up.

I'm going to come to the bridge and let me know when he's on his way. Copy. He's

awake now. I'm going to send him there.

Okay, I'm headed to the bridge.

You know,

as a captain, it's my job to keep the crew safe. It's my job to keep everyone

safe.

Amish went into the crew area, opened all the crew doors.

It's not fun for me to tell you this.

He's awake.

My friend Britt couldn't make it on this trip, so I brought him with me. He's a

problem. You have to get him under control or he'll walk the boat.

It's not fun for me to tell you this. Last night, Amish...

Went into the crew area, opened all the crew doors, and the crew area is off

limits. It's a safety thing for us. You have to get him under control. Got it.

No problem. Or he's off the boat. Understood. I don't want any of that.

Magnificent. I'm on it. Thank you. Thank you.

Can you tell this video was the wave, bro?

Oh.

Natalia texted me from time to time. Obviously, we had a bit of a connection,

but it couldn't go anywhere because obviously she was in a relationship and

there was a lot of other things she had to sort out.

What are you doing? Are you resting?

I'm totally fresh.

I don't know. Depends what Lily can get done. If she can get anything done. She

just looks lost.

I mean, she'll go upstairs, man. Sure.

So I just had a talk with Captain Sandy, and she said you got a little out of

control last night.

Okay. So one of the things that she mentioned was you can't go through the

mask or you open all the doors.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can't do that. Okay. These are people's private spaces.

Right. We have to be respectful to that. They thought you're on that verge. If

he gets any more out of control, we've got to boot him off the boat. Oh, all

right. So let's just calm it down, all right? All right. Appreciate it. Thank

you.

Hi, baby.

Um... What are you doing? What game?

There's a lot of niggas to see on board.

And I'm, like, back at it.

I'm a difficult fucking package.

There's no reason you cannot put effort into it, honey. No reason.

I'm sorry.

I fucking miss this person so much.

I've just lost... so much of me through all of this.

I'm tired of farting, wasting so much energy being negative and hard so and

But how do I change people's ideas and thoughts about me if they already feel

that way?

I'm already really emotional.

Luca,

Luca to the bridge.

Copy, Sandy.

Today we have something called Baba and...

It's not that cute.

A Irish breakfast, which is basically potatoes and cabbage with eggs and

The swells are getting worse. I can't dock in anything over 18 knots of wind.

we're going to haul anchor and head in.

Okay, cool. We'll lift everything now and get ready to go.

I'm going to talk to the primary.

Sweet. Thank you. We want all the specials.

Bubble and squeak, I'm telling you, no one can resist it.

Dick Rick, pack up all the water toys.

On my way.

Can you check your weather? I'm curious what it looks like. Dark sky.

Good morning. Good morning.

Well, that's not great news. Okay. We're going to head back to the dock because

of the weather. Well, I'm so sorry. So there's like a lot of waves out at sea?

Yeah. Okay. We trust you. I'm going to go back to work. Enjoy your breakfast.

Thank you. Thank you.

You're like a monkey.

What is going on here?

Are we going back to Genoa port?

Yeah.

Coming up.

There's absolutely no point confronting Kyle.

See the type of person, he thrives on that for one. I'm very good at holding

tongue.

But the minute I release my tongue, it's game over, because I'll probably get

fired off the boat. My plan is just avoid it and just carry on with the job.

No worries.

Enjoy, everyone.

Thank you.

Presentation is fantastic.

Really pretty.

I'm going to check on Lily.

Oh, yeah, Lily.

The potato cake is so good.

Really good.

Oh, good?

Hello. How's it going?

I've done that one.

Which one? This one?

I think this corner.

I think it goes this way.

How did you do that?

You lift it.

The tighter the better, and then you take in this one.

I'd 100 % rather take a math test than take a test on how to do a cabin

correctly. Math is a lot more straightforward.

Number that up.

Pretty much.

Thank you. I'm going to check on you later.

I'm going to go get my shorts. I'll be right back.

All right.

Night.

Oh, you're the person I am looking for.

So, I have the opera singer coming at half seven.

Primary request to have an opera singer come aboard. I need an opera singer to

sing happy birthday.

Perfect. And then go in for dinner. Okay, I'm good with that.

100%. Everything's in. We're just going to start pumping up the fingers.

Awesome song.

You can start hauling the acre.

Okay, medium stay, 12.

Oh, putain.

12 o 'clock.

He has finished dinner.

And has a bathroom.

Yeah, I just quickly did it.

Okay,

yeah.

Do you want some lunch?

I need to go check the cabin.

All right,

wings are open, fenders are pumped up. We're going to set up our lines. Cool.

Okay, no.

I literally also do the bed.

What did she do in the bathroom?

Oh, for f*** 's sakes.

Lily, Lily, Lily, Timmy? Could you come to the twin cabin, please? Copy. I'm

literally coming.

Clear and tight.

If I looked like you, I would be sitting there with my underwear on, too.

Hi.

So, you haven't done the twin.

I just asked for the bed to be done. Oh, if you went in that one.

It's all for this room.

I have to teach her. That's my responsibility, and I'm happy to do

the same time, I feel like...

She's not getting it. Get that done before you go on your break. This is her

second shot at us. If you're not processing what I'm saying, this is not

to work.

Oh, God.

So the next two charters, I'm going to remake the schedule. We'll basically be

working till three, and if the guests are still awake at three o 'clock, you

to bed.

Today's this guy's birthday.

And then tonight's his birthday birthday.

Me and Maxie on the boat.

Yeah. Am I here with you?

We know the drill.

Easy peasy.

And we're here again.

We've got two pilots on board.

Luca, we're going into our original berth. You're going to need crew on both

sides.

Hey, welcome.

We can put all the fenders out.

You guys got this? We got this. All right.

Looks like we're going to get quite close.

20 metres to the dock.

Start what's up?

35 metres to the ground line. Start with Mitra. 8 metres, 4 quarter.

I've had a really f***ing tough charter.

One thing I'm proud of is we're just so good at docking the boat.

I'm right on top of this blue hole vessel.

We have a small floating dock still here.

We're getting awfully close to the other boat.

Yeah, 10 meters to the dock.

We're pretty much touching these boats. There's like no room for error.

She's Terry on this side.

Hi.

That's Lenny. We're looking good. You can guys.

Perfect. We're sitting nicely here. We're looking good back here. Got all

lines up. Nice work. Thank you.

Sweet. Oh, ciao. Grazie mille. Thank you. That's it.

Put a fork in it. Hey.

Do you need to blow up these balloons?

Yeah, you can go to the laundry room to do that. Lily needs a win.

I don't think you can stop blowing up balloons.

See that?

Nice job.

That was smooth.

That just gets smoother and smoother.

Hey. Hey. I need to blow up these balloons.

Let's go change, baby.

There she is.

What are we doing?

Grilled lobster.

Wagyu, pea bones, steak.

Side orders, truffle, mac and cheese, tomato and onion salad.

I've not got much experience cooking for dentists.

I am looking to get what we call in Liverpool turkey teeth. So you go to

and get your teeth done.

So hopefully if I do them a good meal, they'll give me a set of turkey teeth.

I'll be dazzled once.

Is it cake?

Yeah, surprise, they have cakes in it.

Did you help Jack with dishes? He's got loads.

Are you going to help interior and the chef tonight?

Yes, I'm going to do the dishes.

Yeah, maybe.

Perfect.

Perfect. Thank you.

All right, I have fish forks here.

Amazing. Can we put them on the table?

Oh, wow.

I know. My daughter's picked out the outfit.

Hey. How are you?

Nice to meet you. I'm Sumi.

We'll take you to the crew cabin. You can change in my room.

What do you think, Mike?

Oh. This is beautiful.

And so are you in that dress, by the way.

Adolfo, see you later. Yes, Jimmy, I thought I was going to be the singer and

now you've got someone else.

Sorry, Laura.

You don't look pretty, sorry.

What time do you think for dinner? 8 .30, quarter to nine.

10 o 'clock.

10 o 'clock.

Is she fit?

It's almost my voice.

Yeah, I don't know why I didn't get you. Happy birthday.

No, not at all. It's just natural talent.

They have arrived.

They came today.

I'm going to do announcements to my team and I'll bring them in. Bring them in.

Okay. He plays the bagpipes as well.

It's an island.

It's not an island, bro.

Oh my God.

I love it. I love you.

All right.

I've arranged a little special gift and hope it's something that we all can

remember for the rest of our lives.

Thank you, Mike.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Do you want to hear something?

This entire charter season, heaviness on me the entire time. All I'm thinking

is, how do you expel it, you know?

And you've got to think of a healthy way to do it.

Thank you. You made it very special for the both of us. How are you doing this

time? I'll be ready. I'm trying my new technique.

What on earth is that?

I'm literally splitting up each task so you get as good at doing each one to

ease up the work.

I'll just get my iPad and write exactly how many things I need to grab and type

it up, saving the environment, not getting a piece of paper.

Lay all the towels out. I'll do the showers and each room.

It's like my own family, and I'm taking it in stages, and it's like a better way

of doing it. Lily, did you finish this one?

No, I'm doing division of labor. Oh, my God. Let's just finish one half a minute

at a time.

Okay.

Bye. I'm just going to take you guys down. That was outstanding.

That's beautiful. Come on, now. Thank you so much. Thank you. I appreciate it.

It was nice to meet you. Still, they're sparkling.

So we're taking this off. Be careful.

Take that as well.

Coming up.

We got your lobster.

Oh, wow.

I know you want some.

I'm taking this chef home in my bag. All I'm hearing is wows, bro.

Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow.

Like a mother... The cream, the butter.

Amazing.

That's the steak.

Perfect.

Thank you, Laura.

Better finish the cakes now.

No f***ing way.

Are you not entertained?

Yeah, but you're making now. How would I do on a dick? A big penis.

Make sure you eat a lot and it won't keep you up. Thank you. You're welcome.

Okay, I'm going to cabins. All right, T, thank you, honey.

You're welcome. I really appreciate you.

That looks insane.

Lily.

Girl. This cannot look like this.

How many are you putting them in?

But it looks so bad. She's counted the towels out to put them in the room.

Let's not put them on the ground though.

I don't know what's going on right now. There's towels all over the floor.

She's got her fat iPad out.

She's probably making TikToks for all I know back here.

If Toomey came down here, I'm telling you, she would be pissed.

I'm just like, I can't trust her down there. There's like towels.

All over the floor.

And her iPad, just like, what the frick is she doing on her iPad?

Yeah, doing turndowns. I'm just like, what are you doing, girl?

I'd rather just do it all by myself.

I am going to go deal with that chick.

I'll be back.

The lobster was, like, the best lobster I've ever had.

Hi. Are you okay?

Yeah, something went wrong. Oh. Why is it, why is it iPad?

I'm hearing it's iPad.

You, watch the thing out. Look at this.

All I was doing was counting the pounds and it's gone back. I would rather you

even write that down than use the iPad.

How many times can I say that to you?

My patience is just gone.

iPads and even cell phones are extremely distracting.

This is like my last straw with Lily.

Why wouldn't you ask me what I have? Lily, I'm not going to have this

discussion. I'm just telling you that that causes problems.

I'm just warning you. That's fine.

Yeah, thanks,

Jess, for digging me in that one.

Great of you.

Table is clear. Table is clear.

All crew, all crew, we're going to sing happy birthday.

Can I drop this now?

I'm now gone.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Mark and Claire.

That was awesome. Wow.

Wow.

Impressive.

I'm good.

No, this was delicious.

We do the dishes.

If you make this beautiful, you can go to bed.

I can do that.

Mazel tov.

Mazel tov.

Jackie Paxi.

No, la con de taras, bro. You just tell me clean this and you can go to bed and

you, you're coming with your f***ing taro Eiffel.

Thank you, man.

I have a feeling they're going to sleep early tonight.

All right, have a good night, guys.

Good night, guys.

Hello.

What are you doing?

What a bad head. Me too.

Ciao, bro. Good night.

Good night, Brian.

Good morning.

Jump up there, Jimmy. I'm excited.

Sandy, honestly, thank you. You've been freaking magnificent.

Oh, thank you. I appreciate it. Why are you becoming an idiot again?

No, don't. Be a good boy. Oh, I'm sad to be leaving.

All crew, all crew, in your white. Let's meet on the dock for guest departure.

How you doing?

She made it such a good trip. Thank you. This was...

a once in a lifetime.

And I hope from the bottom of my heart, this gives a smile to your face. Thanks

again. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. All right,

everyone. That was lovely.

I'll do Karen for the glow.

That envelope looked really small.

I'm going to make you look a bit more prettier later.

All crew, all crew, let's meet in the bridge deck salon for our tent meeting.

Copy.

Killer charter. You guys did a great job.

There's one thing I want to address.

Don't call the deck team until it's one person in cabins.

You had two in cabins. So then I woke people up off their break to help you.

Do you normally have three or two on? Two. Because normally I'll run pipes

it. But I don't know what they're doing tonight. We don't want to do that again.

So I apologize because I wasn't aware of that.

Anyway. All right. So this tip, $23 ,000, $1 ,700 per

person.

Nice work, everyone.

Cheers. Cheers.

Thank you. Have fun tonight.

Everything has been scrubbed. I need a shot or four.

I just need happiness tonight and love and care.

The green goblin comes out tonight.

Oh, wow.

And she's dead.

This is it from one. Oh, GTA.

Guys,

we only have three nights.

Cannot wait to say goodbye to you motherfuckers.

I'm ready.

How about my tonight?

Oh, my God. Tonight will be drama free. This is sick, though. I just want to

stretch my feet. Just get nine.

Yay.

Yeah, test the Friday night. Test the year.

I love you, man.

My love.

My love.

Yeah, that's me.

Thank you. Thank you. Whatever that is, I'm going to have a piece of that.

You got the best. I got a bit of steak.

Great. Bon appétit, mes amis.

Bon appétit. I just want to say, to be honest, I'm going to get very drunk, so

apologize for anything that comes out tonight.

Oh, Eddie.

Honestly, Mark, you need to calm down.

Hakuna Matata.

Baby.

I'm joking.

I can tell.

Yeah. Peanuts, please.

Honey. I'm kidding.

Carl. That's it, I'm done.

Very good, very good. Yeah, please.

We have to dance after. Do you know what? All I'm saying is, Ted, I think

time for us to talk. We good, we cool, or not?

Coming up. So, Lily, he is dead weight, and it's frustrating me, it's

frustrating Carl, and it's frustrating Jake. Okay.

I'm going to talk to Lily.

All I'm saying is, Claire, I think it's time for us to talk. We good? We cool?

Or not?

Oh, no.

Honestly, when you went off, you've got it in your head that I'm against you. I

don't respond to things like that. I was a bit taken aback.

It's been against us since the beginning. He will separate you from the

us. I'm sorry about the other night. I was just in my head. You're overthinking

a lot.

And I took it out on you. It was a lot of nostalgia and emotions coming out. I

shouldn't have gotten involved, but I did. Probably being a bit passive

-aggressive. But honestly, it's fine. It's all good.

Yeah.

Not combative. It's not aggressive.

I do not recognize these people.

Thank you for forgiving me. I feel the biggest sense of relief. It lifted the

weight off of my chest.

Now I can drink with joy and not drink to forget.

Good job.

Why does... Okay, let's pack up and go. Bye. This is our car. This is our car.

Guys, we're going.

Hi.

Let's have a cigarette on the main dish.

Oh.

Well, it's the best part of your night. I don't know yet. It hasn't finished.

Wow.

Did you f***ing match it, bro? My turn.

Here, take my... No, no, cigarette.

No, it's finito, la musica.

Wow.

Allez, madame.

God.

Are you okay?

There's something not right with me right now.

We should get you to the doctor.

I feel like death, and I just hope I don't give it to anybody else.

Yeah, this is Captain Sandy off Motor Yacht Mustique.

Can I get a ride for a crew member? I need to get him to the doctor.

Oh, my love.

Why are you here?

Are you okay?

Are you well? Hayley got up and left.

Is she all right?

She's vomiting.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Is that me? Is it you?

Max, get up. We're going to start working. Come.

We just need to wipe the surfaces.

Yeah. I haven't yet. I haven't. I can't. You can actually do the blood.

I don't know what to do anymore. And you still have to do the bridge.

Watch out, bro, it's acid.

Oh, my God.

That's Miss Andy. What's your location?

Can you meet me on the bridge?

Yeah, I hope Ace comes back. Yeah, because then we're like two and a half.

As much as a half.

Yeah, two and a quarter.

Okay,

lay it on me. So, Lily.

I have nothing to say anything bad against her personally.

Work -wise, she is dead weight. She's just not getting it. I made her do

on her own this charter. Nothing was done. That's why there were two people

downstairs. And it's frustrating me, it's frustrating Carl, and it's

Jackie. I'm going to talk to Lily.

She has to show you she can do it.

Yeah. Otherwise, she's off the boat.

Okay.

Luca, what's wrong?

I'm really tired.

Why? I'm on migraine.

Oh, my gosh.

How's that going?

I'm just exhausted now. I'm, like, very tired.

Hey, perfect timing. I want to talk to you. Yeah. In my experience, being

is the only way to motivate a crew member.

That's it.

There's no sugarcoating this.

So how are you doing with your job?

I haven't, like, done this particular role in the same way.

So it was a lot of learning.

Yeah. So this is your third try.

Do you think for the turndowns in the cabins, you can do them on your own? I

need you to be more, you know, aware.

Yeah. And have that initiative. Yeah. Because I really need you to be able to

this on your own. Yeah.

I am giving you this opportunity.

One more chance.

You will be exhausted.

It's how you maintain under those conditions is how I decide to keep crew.

Give me a break, honestly, like.

I can't, yeah, can't wait.

Next time on Below Deck Mediterranean.

Get it, get it, get it. Yeah, mamacita.

They look good.

Can I put some changes on my own?

Really big.

So much better than the last boat. Repeat charter client.

How was it the first time?

Not good.

We just washed our stabilizers.

We're in a life jacket.

They would like a big gay breakfast.

Today is rainbow pancake.

Food coloring. I know how to make it myself.

I hate them already.

Haley, how are you? I've been going off all day.

To me.

What's up?

I've got the worst migraine.

Holy cunt.

Don't ever lie to me again. What? Max, what you did was wrong. What you need to

do now is say you're sorry.

No.