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I've met someone now. He's not dating others. He's, um... You know what I

I don't understand that.

Me and my boyfriend have been together for four months.

This open relationship that I'm so unsure about.

Where's your clothes?

I'm pretty bowling.

I'm always.

If I was in a monogamous relationship, I wouldn't be flirting, but I'm not. So,

hello, Luca.

Shots on me. Literally on me if you want to.

I'm going to get a line to the bow of the jet ski. I've said, I'm like a

bowling, a little bowling.

I love Lara's enthusiasm to just get involved.

Well, I've wanted to ask you about the lead deckhand thing.

Would you like me to? I'll have to think about it. My name is Mark.

I'm French.

This is the first time I'm doing an English operation.

My friend is so heavy. We don't have time to...

Natalia, to the bridge, now.

That's not okay.

Please figure this out.

There's no textbook to this, but I do know with teeth, I have to change

something on my part.

You okay, Sophia?

Yeah. 20 meters to the dark starboard quarter. I need you over here, please.

Personally, I do not want to be your friend. I think it's all fake bullshit.

Need to be clear.

One way in, one way out. Can you shut up a little bit?

I'm running around like a headless chicken because we're both here to make

tips. Okay, cool.

You can talk as much as you want later. If you do something wrong, I have to

tell you.

If you just listened to me and did the controls, it wouldn't have been a

madhouse, bro.

I'm exhausted.

I'm exhausted.

All right, well, namaste, namaste.

It's the last day.

Lord.

Okay,

we're all good and nicely secure on this day.

We're still tying up.

Huh?

Hayley and Mac.

Slow down.

Communicate. It's embarrassing.

Stop. Coming from Tug, the way that we're tying up is different from what

used to. That's my second time ever doing it. Okay, it's a big tension now.

can say that again.

That's yapping while I'm trying to figure it out. Okay, I'm going to put it

there. You can do whatever you want, man. I don't really care.

What?

You're adorable.

Bye.

Hi. I hate you.

Why? Aren't you the best friend? Don't you have to deal with people that no one

else wants to deal with? Excuse me.

Well, let's get changed and then we'll do the luggage.

A little more butt.

A little more butt? Lean forward, a little more butt.

We just talked it out, it sounded okay, and then it went... Jesus.

Fine, we got on the dock night, Lisa.

Bro, it was not really good. Why is that? What happened?

Yeah, I think it's a little play of ego, game of ego, and I don't know, like...

All crew, all crew, let's meet on the dock.

Let's do it. Save my head as I come being food.

Calm down, honey.

Bye. Love you, Natalia. Thank you. Thank you. Bye -bye.

Bye. Thanks, Mama.

Listen to me. You already know.

Drink it in. Drink it in.

Sandy, you have an amazing crew. We travel a lot.

This has been by far one of our best. One of our best.

Steph, we had a few hiccups with Adjoa's vegan meals, but I think some of the

best jerk lobster I've ever had. Yes.

Sumi, we want to take you home. And I'm being 100 % honest to me. Continue to do

amazing things. You guys are all amazing. You guys made it all. Sham his

As usual, the guests never know what's going on behind the scenes. They just

us smiling and everything's okay. So the fact they didn't pick up on the chaos

is very good.

From the bottom of our hearts, guys.

Thank you. Bye, everybody.

Bye. All right, everyone.

Out of your whites, into your reds. Let's turn the boat around. Let's get

changed. Let's trip to the shower.

And then I'll get in the laundry and then Robbie will.

Yeah.

Cabin, cabin, cabin.

Excuse me, honey.

It's hot.

We're going to get

lit tonight.

All crew, let's meet in the Sky Lounge for our tip meeting.

Copy! Yay!

Mending the money, my friend.

Feels like it.

Five charters in.

It's crazy.

When I first started, I shared with you I have to earn your respect and your

trust. What I left out is you have to do it too.

We're always going to make mistakes, but you have to respect the position and

respect the workplace.

And I want all of you to think about that.

This is a professional setting. I hire professional people, and I expect them

be professional.

And that argument that happened. Let me finish.

I did it to you. Can never happen again. And if they don't work it out, this

charter, I have to make a big decision.

Overall, you guys did a great job according to what I'm holding in my

have $26 ,000.

There you go.

Which is $2 ,000 per person.

Wow. That trip was so difficult, but the tip makes it hurt a little less.

You do the honors.

Oh, you're doing so great.

More money doesn't equal more problems. I'm not biggie. I'm to me.

I just

want to have a great time tonight.

I want you to get ready. Let's get smashed. Am I going to call your man?

He packed my whole bag for me.

I said, you're going to call your man. He just packed all my whole closet. I

like, are you okay? Did he just break up with you?

Oh, my God.

Yeah, you're like, he just packed my bag. Dude, I would have packed my bag

gone straight to his bag.

Yeah, me too. He wants to go home.

Where'd you go? AJ.

How old is AJ?

31. Oh, perfect age.

Yeah. So you want to go for a 22 -year -old compared to a 31?

I'm sorry, Richard. Do you know how many? I don't know.

Oh, Luca is basically the only thing getting me through my days right now.

God, now I'm starting to think that I might like, like Luca.

Sounds very, like, primary school -y, but that makes me feel like I'm cheating

in my head. My mind is like a little scrambled egg.

No way.

What no way? I clean up well.

Are you, like, shocked that I'm looking like this right now? I need to wear a

shirt my boobs don't easily come out of.

Because once they come out, it's like game over.

Are you ready for tomorrow?

Yeah,

cool.

Let's go.

Come, bitches.

Luca's not sharing a cupboard with a dead teen tonight. He's sharing a

with a sewerist. Oh, get off it. I know Luca and Natalia, they've got eyes for

each other.

But if they don't make it work.

I'm on deck for Natalia. Lucy won't give her what I could give her, you know

what I mean? No comment, no comment.

I want to pull her on her hair.

Mack her.

If I show some weird lesbian shit, it's okay.

Right, Natalia? Yeah, of course. I'm joking, but not.

It's a monarch butterfly.

Smack that right in the middle of the chest.

Definitely go out with a lady. That's my grandmother's favourite animal. And

that's the less sexual or flirty side of it.

What am I saying that for?

Bye!

Can I have the meat option?

Can I please have the meat?

I'm vegetarian.

Thank you.

I'm going to serve them in front. Never a woman can pour her drink. This is the

French menu. My mother will kick me if I don't serve my sister. Hello!

Cheers to me.

You're doing such a great job, my honey.

I'm so tired. I don't know.

I got a little bit of fish.

Bon appetit. Bon appetit. I'll have whatever this was.

The margarita.

Both of you are way in front of the finish line. So I have three drinks. Am

getting? Can I try one? That'd be really good. I really like it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the caviar of this town.

You guys, I cannot believe.

I really thought it was going to be low. Yeah. With those characters.

Either to get a really low tip.

or you get a high tip that shocks you. It goes two ways.

Yeah. I couldn't tell what she was thinking. I was like, are you happy?

No, she was happy. She was fine. Yeah. It's club time.

Can I take it?

Yeah, you can. Can I get the bill?

What do you eat on Saturday? Do you eat?

Normally, I like to just make a plate and just like eat as I'm going. Yeah,

same thing. You never sit down. I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.

Hold on. Did everybody just start to get along?

I'm traumatized.

Thank you.

Thank you. All right, let's go.

Okay, proud!

We've got our fingers in all five.

Oh!

Okay, drink, drink, drink. I need a drink. Can I have three shots of

You're going to carry me home.

Okay,

take me home. Let's go.

I'm like Michael Jock from Ray and Connie. There's Waco Jock. Hold on.

I love it.

Lean on.

Come on, back.

Wow. I mean, look, I'm taking it back. I wasn't expecting her to say that.

And I want to trust it and believe it.

But I think it's the tequila.

All right, we're starting to clean up.

Pull the end. Pull the end.

Coming up, I feel like... If you feel like you need to go to the emergency

and get checked out, we'll do that. Can I

tell you something? Yes.

I'm sorry that I told you to shut up.

Okay. Thank you so much. But I just wanted to get the lines on the boat.

She realized what she did, so no bad offense, let's have peace, and another

of tequila.

My tummy hurts.

I'm voting for the drunkest person.

I need to catch up. I need to read the other part.

Jack,

go see if the jacuzzi's hot.

I'm drunk.

I need to keep rolling my eyes.

Okay. Let's go. Come on.

Me. He pleased me. You were moving.

He's getting a jacuzzi.

I love kissing people.

It's just drunk fun. It's like kissing your brother.

See, I don't have brothers and sisters.

I feel like that's appropriate to say, but it's not.

Incest is not. It's not what I'm going for.

What?

Hey, Jack.

Dad?

I wanted to talk about that. Do you want water? Do you want anything?

I just want to, like, get this over with and go to bed.

Do you order anything?

I don't want to do anything.

Oh my God, I just threw up.

Let's go.

Jessica, Eileen, all the rest, we're out there.

Get out of the shower. You look like a cheeseburger.

Yeah, you look like a double cheeseburger.

What are you doing?

I'm coming out here.

Okay, you come hang out while I get dressed.

Okay, what's going on?

With who?

Should I go to bed?

Well, what do you think? I'll be here tomorrow.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, fine.

I do want to kiss him, but...

I don't want to hurt my boyfriend's feelings, and that's the problem.

Okay, I'll go in the bed.

Okay. Good night, my love.

Good night.

I feel out, though.

We've got to bed.

Take a back seat for me.

Good night.

And have a good night.

Hello, boss.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Can I stop, bro, please?

It's time for work.

For work?

Yeah.

How are you feeling?

I got blood infection in my throat.

So you can't get up at all?

No, I'm not going to get up.

Let me know, okay?

Yeah. Things are pretty out of control all of a sudden.

Even I was out of control.

Why don't we do an overall guest chemistry?

It's pretty emotional.

Okay.

Although I love a good tea, honey, and I'm glad that Natalia and Sumi made up

about the text message.

Last night she messaged me. Your friend Natalia better watch herself because I

don't have a problem firing people.

I'm just not happy with Natalia informing Sandy and using my name in

texted Kyle behind my back.

Me revealing Sumi's message to Natalia wasn't an accident. of friendship, not

for Natalia to weaponize me against other people.

Alright, don't need a cabin, babe. There's only room for one gossip on this

right now.

That's me. I am the Sea Queen.

Self -proclaimed.

Look at that.

Okay, we gotta whiz back the shit out of that.

Come on, Max.

Where do you want me to go?

I just want to get this cabin done.

I'm turning up straight in. Thank you so much.

Later.

Glamour.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not over there.

It'll come back on us. Put it down the sink. Bro, I'm not going to put this on

the boat. I'm not stupid. I'm washing the boat. If he tells you not to do it

you do it, then that's not following orders.

Because if he's going on the boat, I'm not putting it on the boat.

I don't understand.

The boat and he's telling you, please don't do that.

This car is a bit of a...

Yo, detail that Tinder a little bit more?

At the time, in one minute. No, no. What no?

It's not good for it.

Copy.

To me, Jack and Luca meet me on a crew match for our preference team meeting.

Okay, copy.

You dickhead.

Idiot.

Okay. Hey, we're all here. Great. This is exciting for me. Does anybody know

name Roy Orbison? I do know the name. Pretty woman.

That's his son.

Roy Jr. and Osa Orbison are thrilled to return for their third charter with

Captain Sandy.

Here they come.

Roy, Roy.

Hi.

Happy times.

Happy times.

Roy Jr.

and Osa will be joined by their sons, Beau, Roy III, and the newest member of

their family, Love, Roy's younger brother and sister -in -law, and Aaron,

.a. Danger, best known as one of the crew members for the show Jackass.

I love Jackass.

It's a bit weird seeing Aaron's face when all of John Grover was seeing his

balls get stapled on TV.

So, primary request.

Hi, chair and bassinet. Guests would like vegetarian, Italian, as well as kid

-friendly alternatives.

Guests would like the captain to join if he's available.

In the afternoon, the guests want a water sports wonderland.

They like to have fun. Yeah. And it's a great forecast.

Yeah. Okay, great. All right. Thank you.

I thought Frankie and Jessica.

Happy. Hello.

Hello. First child. We didn't really have a chance to have fun, did we?

Oh, I didn't even know how you worked. We know each other a lot better now,

don't we?

We've been to hell and back. If there's any questions from guests, always come

to me face -to -face whenever you guys are there.

Just the more we talk to each other, the better.

No, I think we'll be fine. And I'm always, like, always to have your back.

It's so great to be able to have a conversation with Jack because he's,

giving me a chance.

All right, good.

All right, good, good.

What are you looking for? The black remover. Black chicken remover.

Yeah, we can take this one, too. Thank you so much, Lara.

Thank you. I've been thinking about appointing a lady again.

Lara has been doing a very good job. She shows quite a lot of initiative, and

Lara deserved it. If you guys see a toothbrush on the deck, it's mine.

Why is your toothbrush on the deck?

I'm also thinking Max is definitely my first managerial challenge. Hopefully

promoting her kind of motivates Max to also see what he should be like.

Oh, my God.

It's too early to do puzzles.

I love babies.

Copy that, honey.

I'm going to be a kids coordinator on charter yachts. Cool.

Kids are my thing. I miss my niece so much. I can't wait to hold a baby.

Perfect. That's you, baby. My mentality going in this charter is just positive

vibes. Positive vibes.

Natalia wants to be the boat nanny. So that's where I'm going to keep her. I

just want to maintain peace and love this whole charter.

Oh,

my God. It's only took me 10 years. Jesus Christ.

Good morning, Captain.

How are you? I feel like...

Have a seat.

Are you vomiting?

For sure.

And, like, my throat's so sore that... As I back away.

Yeah. I think I need to see a doctor.

Okay, there's no doctor open today, so if you feel like you need to go to the

emergency room and get checked out, we'll do that.

Yeah. Let me work on that.

Okay. Okay, thank you.

Knowing that Jess is sick, you never know what it is. I don't want her

the crew. I need to get her off the vessel to go see a doctor.

I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.

I'm going to the hospital.

Are you?

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Was that your stomach?

Mm -hmm.

Jess, we're getting you a car service to take you to the hospital, so you might

want to get ready.

I'll do that. I'm ready now.

Thank you.

Let me know.

I will.

Does this get any easier? Like, now I have a crew member that's sick and down.

At least me and Natalia are getting along because now I need her.

Coming up. Okay, bro. I need my break. We're fucking busy.

You can't always get your break. When we can, we will.

Yeah, yeah. Like December.

Same plan. Noon arrival.

So you guys got to push that.

Yeah, we're all ready to go.

Happy day. Cram it down.

It is what it is. Three power queens.

All crew, we got provisions on the dock. All right, let's do it.

Max!

Bro, don't do that.

If you bend those, then we can't get them out. Oh, I hate bending.

Oh, cute.

All crew, all crew.

And you're white now.

Yeah, I think I smell.

I think when I put it, I smell more.

I was thinking about giving Lara the lead deckhand position today.

That's big news. I think she's definitely earned it. Yeah, she's good.

I'm glad that Luca is thinking like a leader and he's thinking about

for his team. I love that he has that mentality.

I was just going to tell her privately. Then we can announce it. That's awesome.

Lara, Luca.

Yeah, go ahead. Could you come up to the sun deck, please? Copy, on my way.

Should I grab a cold towel now?

Yeah. Is that bold?

What's wrong? Am I in trouble?

I think so.

No, no, no, no. I wanted to talk to you.

You've been f***ing smashing it. So, you're going to become the lead

No, you're joking.

Yeah. Joe!

Yeah. Are you serious?

You happy with that?

I think you're f***ing smashing it.

You're doing so well.

Wow.

It's really taken aback. Like, it's always been my dream. I even have a...

goal board whatever you want to call it and on there was like i want to be lead

deck and i've lived a very rocky life i'm a crazy horse but something clicked

me as soon as i started yachting and can't believe that my dreams are

just coming true

Left hand and your right hand, man, my brother.

All crew, all crew, let's meet in the main salon for the pre -charter meeting.

Okay, so repeat client, great people.

A lot of kids, a lot of energy.

When you have kids, very day heavy.

Partner for the deck crew, let's keep them safe and show them a good time. And

then you have some news for us.

Just want to congratulate Lara for her promotion.

What?

Congratulations. This is going to be our late dick end.

Wild dessert, honey. Thank you. Wild dessert.

Congratulations.

Okay, let's go kill it. Thank you.

Yay, brother.

Bravo. I see this. We don't have music, but I can hear it in my head. There they

are. This is fun.

Mm -hmm, fun.

The baby's little head. I am going to freak out. I'm going to tell you what I

think about you right now.

Go and think of anything worse.

Hi. You're getting so big.

Oh, they're so cute.

Hi, beautiful.

Good to see you.

So happy you're back. We're so happy. Hey, buddy. Nice to meet you, Roy.

I'm so happy you're back. We're going to make this an incredible trip for you.

Toomey is our chief stew. She's going to show you around. Thank you. Thank you.

Welcome to the boat.

There we go. And this is not alcohol.

Yeah, let's get the luggage.

Are you ready for the tour?

Yeah!

Whoa, wait a little, boys. This is where the fun happens. This is where the

jacuzzi ends.

Who's going in the swimming pool with daddy?

Let's go, daddy. I'm going to go in the swimming pool with daddy.

I'll take this. This is the master cabin.

Don't hit your head on the ceiling, buddy. Just put it there at the door.

So I put it at the door. Yeah, and then we all take it in. Here's the twin.

We're not twins.

We're brothers.

I know, but this is a twin room because it's got twin beds.

Let me and you do the passerelle railing.

Okay.

When Laura has been promoted, they can't. I am.

Being like, crisp, like, ah, my ego is like, oh, you're going to let this

happen.

I'm scared, like, we just played the Frankenstein, you know, and she's going

be a monster. I am the power, I can do everything.

So I hope, like, she's a good person inside.

Do you know how to open this? Yes. Great.

Do you want to come see Captain Sandy?

Okay, you got the pilot approaching your starboard side?

Tonight dinner with you guys? We just got the pilot on board, so I'll see you

little later on. If you can get changed quickly.

We can start the main engine.

We do have apple juice.

Congrats on getting it, dude.

I knew you would.

When she makes the call.

We're just going to go all of them at the same time. Look out, me and Hayley,

we're on the bow already.

Let's re -up the line.

Releasing report ground line.

All ground lines are off the deck.

Sandy, that's all lines on board.

Oh, look at that guy backing into here.

You got five meters on your stern.

Oh, here we go. We're moving.

I was tripping for a second here.

Girls, start bringing in those big fenders. Yeah, copy that. Thank you very

much. Thank you. Good job. Thank you. I'll stay with these two.

Okay, thank you. Let's go here. Kyle, this way.

Kyle, Kyle, what's your location?

Where are you?

In the Bridge Deck Salon.

Thanks, I'll be there now. Give me two seconds.

Thank you.

Yeah, get him. He hurt me. Go.

Oh, God.

Fill it up for half an hour and then we're going to have the interior.

Copy that.

Roy, what time do you want to do dinner?

Kids go to bed early for dinner. Like 6 .30. 6 .30 is dinner.

Okay. Look, look, we're going fast now. Hi, girl.

Laundry is on rotation.

Perfect. Thank you for watching the kids.

Absolutely. I love seeing her enjoy herself. I have...

Being an au pair, and that's not easy.

So I'll come back and I'll take one day and then I'll... Bye.

It's the first job I got in the States. These kids, they locked me in the garage

through an iPad at my face when I was driving.

Screaming at me, telling me we'll go back to Africa.

This was an African -American house. I called in, please take African out of

African -American because this is not how we act.

This is why I see other people's kids and I'm like, don't you dare.

Last one to the jet skis is a kayaker.

Chefy. Hi. We're going to do half past six dinner.

Okay, perfect.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Prepare to drop anchor.

So you're going to be with me. These guys are on the inflatable. After the

anchor man, you will do the jet ski. And then the slide. And the slide.

Yeah.

Being leader, if I can get back to be more motivated and actually put these

weights on now, Luke, I would appreciate that a lot.

I feel like that's a really good way to show Luca that I'm taking this seriously

and I'm going to do a good job with it. Drop anchor.

We will have three shackles in the water.

So we're going to go down and change.

I need to jump in. I'm sweating so bad.

You already got a dock in the water?

I'm going to start launching a jet ski.

Okay,

coming up. Keep it nice and tight.

Lara, Lara, Luca. Coming down.

Try to stop that swing, bro. Hold the tension.

These are so cute.

What are you doing, bro?

Don't do that. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Okay? Come on, start inflating it.

Soap, water, and love. All right, keep inflating it, bro.

By myself, I see.

Yeah, yeah, keep going.

Did you hear you're walking too much? Stop talking.

I never could handle a job because when I was younger, there was no one to tell

me, yeah, do this, do that, because always my parents would be like, Take

of yourself.

Don't bring the cops. This was the only law, you know, but no one, like, fixed

my limit. So I have to wait so tightly to tell me, okay, this was too much. So

this is a challenge of my life.

Good boy.

Can we go on again? Yeah.

Okay, we'll keep an eye on you guys.

Okay. Okay, well, mercy, mercy, mercy, mercy.

That was more treacherous than I thought.

Okay, let's go.

Where do you want to go, though?

I want to go.

Mama's got to blow off steam.

Oh, hey, look at that.

Who's ready to party?

Theo!

How's the flight looking?

All stopped.

All good.

Any news on her?

Jessica, no. We'll be fine. You'll deal with the guests while I deal with the

tables.

You just want to go, like, have a chill for a bit. We'll rotate.

How long do you want me to go on? Just until I come get you.

Okay, bro. I need my break. Just to let you know. Yeah, I know when your break

is. Yeah? We're f***ing busy. Yeah.

Hayley's down at the moment. You can't always get your break when you need it.

don't think he realizes that.

Some days you're not going to get a f***ing break, bro. Like, you need to

the work.

This trip is going to be very hectic on us. We may not get our break some days.

But when we can, we will.

Yeah, yeah.

Like December.

Coming up. This is a really bouncy boat tonight.

Okay, pull it super tight.

Hey!

That's me.

Hold it, hold it, Simpson.

If that thing eats you, you will die.

Hey team, let's go.

No towel?

Okay. That looks pretty.

I'm a sparkling jug.

What time is dinner?

6 .30, I believe.

Italiano.

Are you joining for dinner? I am.

Fighting.

Cute AF.

Hi. Thank you. This is magnificent.

Apple juice. Apple juice.

You ready?

Yeah. Okay, let's go.

It's a little windy out there. Hi, you're looking dapper and sharp.

I'm going to sit by you. Is that okay?

Where's Carl? He should be back at all.

I'm going to check on Carl because I think he's keeping.

Okay, let me go get Kyle.

I haven't forgotten to ask her.

Max, Max, Luca, can you please come to the swim platform?

Copy.

Dinner service starts in two minutes. Two minutes.

I'm ready. Let's take on this cabin.

All right.

Chef, chef, I guess I'm going to need two minutes. Two minutes. That's Kyle on

his way up. I'm probably going to call for starters once I've put down the

bread. Cheers.

Yeah, stay

loving

it. It seems good.

I don't remember there being a Happy Meal with octopus in it. Or Diana Cosi's

foie gras.

No. Howdy doodle. And something fancy for the parents.

I broke my neck twice in Jackass 2.

You broke your neck? In this last one, I ruptured my right testicle. No, no.

Let's not talk about that. No, no. This is real stuff.

How do you play?

Talia, you have me now. Okay, I'm doing the next room.

It's about time.

We're down a person in the interior, but to be honest, you would never know it.

This is a precocity. Beautiful. These are ready.

Between Kyle and me, we've got like three people with cheese to experience.

As long as everyone's not fighting, we are a bit of a dream team.

Ooh, nummy.

I see the fat.

That's my favourite part.

I'll leave you a bit, don't worry.

Yeah, I think we can do it.

We're going to lift the jet ski a bit too rough as well.

Sure. Oh, thank you so much. For the veggies, you have a homemade truffle

gnocchi with sauce, wild mushrooms.

And then for the meat eaters, you have Wagyu beef.

And the kids are all veggie.

Yum, yum.

It's just a lot of swell, bro.

I think you need to jump in and disconnect.

I think I'm going to bring this here.

How are you doing?

If you disconnect the carabiner, leave it on the line. Don't leave it on the...

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Who's there?

Okay. A choo -hoo.

A choo -choo. Ah, a choo -choo. Like a choo -choo tree.

I love that.

Oh,

that's so loud.

These are ready to go.

Tell the chef the flavors were incredible.

How's it going?

Captain Jacques Sparrow, what would you like to tell us about this dessert?

It's just classic tiramisu. Cake in a cup with some pudding stuff.

This is delightful.

All right, cool. All right, thanks, guys.

Wow, he nailed that.

Chippy, your flavours were amazing from Captain Sandy.

Well done.

I'll probably be a little biased towards Pumi just because of everything that's

happened with her and Natalia and the way things have gone. I will actively

and avoid that in the future. I think we make a good team.

So good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, for the singers swinging.

Whoa. Yep.

I'm going to step back a bit. Sorry, they're loading the tender.

You know how to play goldfish? I do. Can we play tomorrow?

Yeah. Because I have to go to the bread.

The weather's been turning real quick. It's actually getting quite rough.

I'm thinking we've got to get a tender on board as soon as possible.

Come on.

Okay, lines.

This is a really bouncy boat tonight.

Let's not worry about that. They do what they need to do. Okay, coming up.

Pull it super tight.

Hey!

Max. Okay, hold the tension.

Holy shit, that's swinging.

That's a big contender. And that crane holding that, and it's just, no.

I haven't seen something like this before. Like, if that thing hits you,

will die.

Okay, hold it, hold it.

Come on. Okay, hold it now.

Hey! Oh, be careful, be careful.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Can you tighten up on the line?

Try to stop that swing up there, Matt.

She was moving down there.

Luca! It's too windy with the tender. When we're doing dinner, you've got to

check with me because there's a lot going on.

Sorry, Captain.

Yeah. Luca's in work mode. He's not thinking about the client. And that's an

engineer for you. They are just used to doing the engineer thing.

This is where Luca needs to figure out the balance of being the bosun. The

guests are having dinner. Just stand by, let the dinner finish, then load the

tender. I bet he'll never do it again.

Thanks.

Don't press any buttons.

The best I've ever had.

I'm glad you guys enjoyed it. Say, look at me. I'm the captain now.

Luca. Yeah. I start to disinflate and I take off the two of the mandates. You

done it? Yeah. Okay, cool.

Good night.

You guys want any drinks?

The boat is doing all that for us. We are tilting to the left. We can feel it.

am extremely surprised these guests are not demanding.

I almost don't know what to do with myself.

I am.

we have musicians. We have the guy from Jackass. I just want chaos.

Like, where's my chaos?

Yeah, I'll take a virgin pina colada.

All natural ingredients.

You only get the coconuts on shore and everything.

That's for real? No. I knew you were lying.

I knew you were lying. I'm like, let's go play poker.

I love chaos.

Just, it works for my brain. Problem solving to bring order to the chaos.

Just like my men.

This is why I go for the delinquents, because I'm always trying to fix them.

I'm chaotic.

It's been a past day.

Have a great night.

Good night. Have a great night, everybody.

See you guys tomorrow.

Max, Max, Luca.

You want to make me on the bridge take off?

Yeah, I'm on.

Can we do something dangerous?

No. No. Against the rules. I've had 27 surgeries. I'm, like, confused on this

relaxation stuff.

Yo.

Um, so I'll just get you to rinse the table and... Okay.

You're going to sleep?

Soon. And then you start at 8 o 'clock.

This is my deal. I give you efficiency. I finish the things, you know. And yeah,

I can be in standby and relax a bit more because if something happens more, I'm

ready. Daddy is ready, you know. But I am tired and I want more break because

I'm working more hard.

My name is Mark.

Good night.

Don't be touching nipple or anything for your sleep. Make sure it's okay.

No sneaking in here after the shower, okay?

Hey, babe.

Huh?

I thought you were just in bed.

Who's the bunch of people?

Boys or girls?

Boys or girls?

Chick Brody and five girls.

Don't worry about calling me back.

Yesterday, my boyfriend said to me, I don't want to influence your night off.

Do what you need to do. I would just hope that didn't hurt me.

You really do mean the world to me.

Oh.

Yeah, what the... He's texting me, I love you, but probably dipping a doodle

with fricking five bitches not at once.

I don't know, it's confusing.

I'll do the kid breakfast first.

Hi, you beautiful angel.

Maxi, up at eight. Yeah.

Give him ten minutes.

Good morning.

Hey, Clyde, he's still out.

Come help us with the slide, brother.

Oh, I love it when people are late.

Well, hello.

That is brilliant.

Wow, the pajamas for me. We came underdressed for this party. They're

jammers. I think love was actually hungry looking at the beakers.

Natalia, Natalia, do you want to assist me in the guest cabins?

I'm going to go down a cabin, but I'll see you soon, my love.

Okay, let's start off with a good old croissant from my boy.

Ready, babe?

Yeah. Sleeping? Just woke up.

I'm pretty frustrated with Matt.

Enough, leave, and you start at 8 o 'clock. Okay, cool, man. Thank you.

Ciao. Ciao, bello.

Morning, you okay? Morning, yeah, morning, okay.

I'm a very quiet person. I am quite calm, but when I do go off, then I do go

off, and I'm getting closer.

Okay,

got it?

Timmy, I've got breakfast ready.

How come I haven't done this years ago? How am I supposed to go home?

Granddad? One, two, three.

Love it.

Thank you.

Oh, sure, thank you.

Oh, here we go. Okay, we got great stuff here.

Wow. Where I'm going? Bring in the docks on the stern and tie them off. Oh,

good. Thank you.

Just make sure you tie them off properly.

I want the food.

Great. Amazing.

Two more times?

Jess is probably like chilling her best love.

Tie it off there properly.

Like a bowline and then a hitch or something.

Don't worry, I know. But keep this tension on. I'm doing that.

Breakfast.

It's okay.

I hope it's okay.

Me too, brother.

Otherwise it's on you.

It's on me, don't worry.

Lara, I'm new, so if you have something to tell me, even for the first time, you

just like speaking nicely with violin.

You don't play fire speaking with the dynamite, you know, because if I

it's dangerous.

How good is that, Keish?

Really good. Okay, so anchor up at nine. Maybe you could drive us out of the

anchorage. Okay, cool.

I'm going to drive.

Oh, it's a bee. It's a real bee. Look, it's a bee.

Oh, it came for the Nutella and the honey. Oh, it's coming to daddy.

Come over here, I'll teach you this. You're going to lie like this. Yeah. So

that you can move your head towards me.

So hit command.

Command.

12 o 'clock, 1 o 'clock, 2 o 'clock, 3 o 'clock. At the moment, it's 3 o 'clock.

So that's in control now? That's correct.

You know you're doing a good job.

Thank you, Sandy.

How many years of your thing you got?

Three and a half. Why?

No, no, like this, to know.

Okay, I'm going to leave you.

You're going to leave me?

Don't ask me how much experience I have.

You say you know shit, but you don't. It's okay, bro. Come on. Everything was

okay the last time. No, it wasn't okay. The communication was wrong. Yeah,

communication was wrong. This I know.

Are you okay?

What are you on about, mate? Like, what is your goal here? Let's not fight in

front of the captain.

Your attitude stinks, honestly.

They can start hauling the anchor. Lara, you guys can start hauling. Thank you.

Bro, what the f***? I just want to tell you, calm down, don't worry. Calm down.

You're looking after my nose, bro. Come on. Just do the anchoring.

So see how the swell is picking us up? Yeah. I would put one engine astern to

stop that. But I'm just making sure you know what we're going to do.

She's moving. She's using the boat. What are they saying? Are they arguing?

Laura, can you relay what he's saying?

The communication sucks.

Hey, what's going on?

Decker's communication has to be clear and concise.

It's a safety issue.

You stop arguing.

Okay, now we're good. Now you need to move.

That is not okay.

Next time on Below Deck Mediterranean.

We're done. I'm so wrong. I'm so wrong. Kyle Lansing again.

Dude.

Oh, Natalia can talk. Oh, you can be so glad.

But I'm not very good at that.

I thought that would raise, but if he's talking about her, he's definitely

talking about me.

Max, Max, Luca. Max. The gap looks smaller than the boat. We're going in

these two right here. Okay, copy.

Oh, that's for sure.

Max, Max.

You're getting a bit of a semi there, bud.

This is someone I would normally like full on date and be like, meet my