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Previously on Below Deck Men.

This season hasn't even started and it's already a show.

I got my chief and my second stew stuck in immigration.

In order to save the charter season, I'm starting with some temps. It's a large

vessel. Having four on the interior is a must.

But for now... Three.

Yeah. I need you to take command.

Easy. When the chief's crew comes, you don't have a problem stepping down.

No, I'm happy I'm flexible.

Thank you. It's hard coming onto a yacht knowing I'm just filling in an attempt

chief's crew position.

Personally, I think I'm going to do a better job than anyone that comes in.

Wow. Beautiful.

I like that you have the 200 -tonne yacht master. That's good.

I've been boasting for about three years now. I ran away from home super young,

dropped out of school at 16, got myself to where I am, the hard way.

She's only 10, healthy enough, and then she's leaving.

At the moment, a second tooth.

What does that mean? It's proposed to release the wrinkles.

I'm not a teacher, I'm a follower.

I've met someone now. He wants an open relationship.

Open is dating others. If you meet another storm here, what will you do?

hello. Hello, I'm Lucas.

It's like the eyes, smile, it's like... Surface scooter boy mixed with God.

Keon Karimi, my personal friend and doctor.

It's an all -boys trip.

The couple days we've been in Italy, we've had about 20 collective Michelin

stars. I'm Harry Potter and the God is my Hogwarts.

It was great. This is not your average laptop.

I feel like I've never even actually used the chamois. Is this your first

on a yacht? Yeah.

These are all photocopies, all certified copies. You're trying to get them pins,

yeah? The officer just had me scan this.

Who was that guy? I don't know.

Did you go to a school?

Pardon? Yeah, yeah. You have to be honest. No, no, I haven't. Big red flag.

I can't leave the dock with you on board. Get your documents.

Let's verify this. Then a tender will bring you to the boat. I'm in a horrible

situation.

Hey, Rue. How are you doing? I'm kind of just deciding to put it quick. Having

to start the first charter without a chief suit and now a boat.

So it's us three going to leave the docks. Adios, amigo.

So what I need is the interim bosun. Whoa.

What? I get to see that.

This will be my first time being bosun. Fingers crossed. Someone comes in and we

get another bosun.

Great.

Answers.

Hi, Norma.

You're kidding me. You can't get anyone for two weeks?

Now, what do I do?

Unbelievable. Okay, all right, ciao.

Oh, unbelievable.

Crazy.

This has never happened to me. I guess I'll figure something out.

I just set the table. I'll do a fruit platter. I'll do some berries, cheese.

Good morning.

How are you? I'm good. How are you?

Fat, ugly, tired.

Good.

Would anyone like an omelette or would they like eggs a specific way? We can do

anything. I want over medium.

Over medium.

Over easy. Over easy.

Copy that. This one's coming down.

I'm windy.

Hello. Give me the damage.

Two over medium and two over easy. Okay, I think I know what that is.

Over easy, over medium edge. What even is that?

It's just a made -up word to make them sound like it's an audible food.

It's rather runny or hard.

You'll see the jet ski coming around in two seconds.

There you go. The big toy.

Yep.

Whoa.

It's swell.

When you have a southeasterly, there's no protection.

I'll chop you the last eight. I feel like I'm going to throw up.

There you go. Two over medium.

Just be careful of that line.

This place is chaos.

I don't think this is jet skiing all day.

Put it back up.

Well, practice.

Yeah. It's very dangerous because the wind is gushing.

I'm going to go back up. Are you happy? Yeah. But still, the calmness Luca has,

like I would love to be on that level.

He's just, everything is just okay.

He's beautiful and he has the greatest qualities about him. He's God's gift.

Captain Sandy, Captain Sandy Luca.

So this is the over -medium one here.

That's okay. It's not over -medium.

Is yours over -medium? That's not. What happened to the jet ski? They're really

back up. No.

Put them in the water and they look like a bad storm.

Yeah, because now they're putting them back up, right? Yeah, it's a little

choppier. You can see that.

Get that one from the table, and then I'll actually walk that one around.

Okay. This thing.

All right. Who wants some bacon?

We will not have an adventurous day today.

I'm beginning to feel sad.

I want to leave this boat.

Captain Sandy. Captain Sandy. Luca?

Go ahead.

What's your location?

On the bridge by the time you get there. Perfect. Would you like me to clear

this one?

Yes, please. Is that okay, everyone?

Well, we now know that Jack is mortal.

Yeah. Go on.

We found his weakness.

Eggs are his weakness for sure. He's a talented chef, but he can't cook eggs

the crowd. Would you like him to try to be more runny? That is over hard. In

case you have any more Americans, maybe just, you know, have a guide.

Maybe just a picture guide.

Easy peasy.

Hello. We tracked one in, had problems.

It's a bit too rough along with the other one. I agree. This will pass.

So just have what we got at the moment?

Yeah, maybe they'll go ashore. We could use the tender on the port side.

Yeah.

What's up, buddy?

Welcome to day two.

How you feeling, big guy?

No.

God. Let it all out. A little better?

No.

So? So?

I think the eggs, because I was there with one of them, the little people were

runny. Oh, really? Yeah, all they said was no, they were fine. They were like,

knew when I was cooking them, they were like, I hate eggs.

I'll be honest, I don't eat breakfast.

It's overrated. Get it out of the way. We've been wrong for hundreds of years.

You know, lunch, dinner. But now, I've got a good day myself.

That's priority right now. Say I can do all the fancy things in the world, but

when it comes to egg things, my head just falls off. They're good eggs, Jack.

Americans just invent different egg styles every day.

Can you rinse my asshole?

Thank you, brother.

Let me check in with Sandy.

Okay, so we can just free these plates up. The bread too, just throw that down.

Yeah, I'll use that again. I'm learning.

I can get everything.

Knock, knock.

May I enter? Of course.

A couple of the guys are pretty.

Are they really? Yeah.

Tossing their cookies. Yeah. So if you think it's going to be like this for a

while, maybe we'll go to the store for a little bit. It will be.

Let's get you ashore.

You know, having my friends on board, I feel bad. We're down team members. We

need to find a way to give these guys everything that they paid for. Because

this started to go well, I'm going to have to find a new doctor.

They're going to feel better. We can't do anything anyway with this. All right.

I'll get the tender around for you. Thank you, Tammy. Okay.

Hey, doll.

Good to see you. How are you? I'm good, honey. Are you wet?

Yeah. Oh, fresh me up.

A little cold shower.

Okay, gropey. I'm kidding.

Copperfield, would you? Get out of here.

Kidding. Me and my boyfriend have been together for four months. We want this

open relationship that I'm so unsure about, but, like, every guy I've been

has cheated, so, like, I'd rather be in an honest relationship from the start.

Unfortunately, I...

felt the love for him before I knew that this is the style he wanted so it

wasn't like I knew about it I was like oh that's not my type like I already

loved him before he mentioned wanting this style of relationship I'm half okay

with it and I'm half working on trying to be okay with it so Miss Luca there's

no problem having a flirt looking is fine touching is a no -go well it is I

think I'm an open relationship so does that mean like do I get approval like do

I go up to the bridge and ask do I like what do I do

Get out of here. I wonder who this new take two is coming in. Luca to the

bridge. Copy that.

So they're sick. They want to go shore.

You're going to have to move.

Lara, Lara, Luca, could you come to the swim platform?

We're going to take the guests ashore. Copy that.

So you guys should leave. We'll have the tender on standby. The tender.

The tender's the small boat. Oh, okay.

Sorry. No worries.

A Cane Doner Barrel is a chicken, isn't it?

Yeah. A little chicken canine.

That's funny.

Toppy. Oh, he's rough. All right.

Overboard.

Overboard. Probably a bit there.

It's a tender. It's not an aeroplane. You're not going to get a little bag to

throw up in. You've just got to chuck it in the sea.

The thickies on the periphery, please.

Thickies on the back.

One for there, bro. Here you go. It's a good time. It's a very good time now.

Yay!

Yeah, buddy.

Stabilized. Yes, we are.

I don't like it. You've got to decide.

You'll feel better, I'm sure.

Sponge hugs.

Uh -oh.

Hug me.

Hug me. You got this.

Don't you let me go.

The only unfortunate thing is, The tender man is a lot more than the big

They've got about 10 minutes of absolute torture before they get ashore.

We're going to be all right.

That's a good idea.

Ah!

There's so much water!

Coming up... The chief's arriving.

It'd be best if we could just get the boat turned around.

Oh, God!

It's not feeling good.

Nice. You'll feel better, I'm sure.

It's going to get a little worse before it gets better, boys.

Just crank it, man.

Let's do it.

All right, guys. Have fun. Thank you, guys.

Beautiful. Amazing vibe.

Portofino, it's beautiful.

Million -dollar boats everywhere.

This is such a rare place. It's just like the back of a boat, guys.

Portofino means the home of the dolphins, so if they're lucky, they may

dolphins in there. Hopefully they don't puke on it.

Get her sea legs back.

Good morning, Angel. Good morning.

So if you guys both have been smashing our housekeeping together, do the bed

together so you can both pull aside, you know what it's like, and then bathroom

next, next, next.

Yeah, for sure.

I smell like dick.

I definitely smell like dick.

Just make sure she's picking up the pace.

I'm stressed.

I can't do it.

It's definitely going to be difficult stepping down from like a cheese stew

when the new person arrives. But this first charter, I'm shitting myself a

little bit. We are crew members down.

Brooke's never worked on a boat. I also want to impress Jack. So this is a great

opportunity for me to show Captain Sandy that I can just see an amazing cheese

stew. The guests are off right now. Why don't you go chill?

and send it tonight victor they want like a michelin staff you know it's just

going to be taste the menu so loads of small plates i'm going to have to run

also set up graffiti and theme party on the sun deck i know it's going to be a

late one one more come sit out you good

yeah and this is portrait you know the views

She can go up around the whole town. That's it, right? That's the art? Yeah,

that's it. I'm here to help!

Yay! Oh, no!

We're coming over here!

Ow!

You okay?

I just hit my funny bone.

It wasn't that funny.

Okay, that's good. The wind has died down. Girls, girls, how are you going in

housekeeping?

We're in the master right now, finishing up.

Jess, you can take over.

Brooke, go to the laundry to swap machines and then go on break for two

please. Copy.

Coming up, slowly and rotating.

I don't look like a hot dog.

Nice. Coming up. If she blows that up, I can go pick up the gas.

Okay, good idea.

If you like the roof, get your...

He's like a pre -op in his ear.

He's beautiful.

Amazing. Pretty cool, huh?

He's very nice.

Are you sure you don't want to go on break?

No. I like to get ahead of everything. It's my OCD.

Undiagnosed, but yes.

Undiagnosed. I don't know how many days of the mentally in you are not. Chief

and second.

And then we'll be together in other houses. You can hobbit hole someone.

Girl. It's a hierarchy. Yeah. I think Natalia is stressed that the new chief's

due is coming.

Maybe it's for the best. Did you leave Brooke a list?

She's going to get very overwhelmed with it. I think you're going too easy on

her. I'm hoping the new chief stew has a better way to delegate so we're all

equally doing work.

Oh, they've all got a spoon each.

My favorite toy.

The trampoline in here?

I'm pretty sure.

Perfect.

I just tied off over here.

Yeah. That was land. Beautiful.

That felt better. Yeah.

We can have it aired up by the time they get here. It'd be awesome.

The waters are better.

All crew, all crew. Our tender's on its way back.

Here we go.

Hello, hello.

All right. Thank you, Captain.

Oh, yeah, you're welcome. Better, right?

It's beautiful.

How was it?

Jump in the water, you'll feel better. What kind of Greek goddess drink is

Hibiscus ice tea with sparkling water. Nice.

All right, you know the drill.

In and out.

We'll just spin this around.

This davit is incredible. It's amazing.

It's so easy to use as well. We'll just feed this out as I spin this.

Good job.

Oh, thank you.

Grazie mille. Good job.

Okay. The water toys. All right, guys, ready for some water activities?

You guys going to jump on these?

Oh, good. Throw in the banana.

Let it rip, bro.

Woo!

Look at the bananas. No guts, no glory.

Woo!

Whoa!

Woo! They're fun.

Yeah? Yeah.

Are you down in the career area? Yeah. That is such a great toy for everybody.

This day turned out spectacular.

I'm really impressed with the way the tech team are working, how quickly

getting the toys out. It's a lot of work. Within 15 minutes, the slide is

Like, who does that?

But more importantly, the client's having fun.

So, I'm impressed.

But the girls are doing stuff.

I'm trying out your meal courses.

Well, they're going to be appetizers, right? The first course is going to be a

risotto. Okay, so the next course? The little salmon starter.

Okay. After that's a venison dish.

What the hell is venison?

Bambi. Aww.

By the time I was 19, I was basically running a Michelin -starred kitchen and

wasn't emotionally ready for that position.

I took a big sabbatical and went to Asia and just changed my whole mindset. I

was teaching the locals how to cook Western food and vice versa.

The last meal of the charter.

There's a lot of Italian influence, Asian influence, and they're inspired

the Michelin -starred restaurants I worked in as well. So it's kind of like

biography on a plate because you can see my journey throughout the courses

without sounding too cheesy. After that, it's the best dish.

Hell.

You wanna take another spin?

Yeah, let's do one more spin.

Look around.

Beautiful, isn't it?

I need your help.

There's a cluster.

There's lines everywhere.

Everywhere. I am quite a perfectionist. I hate for something to go wrong. The

one line is quarter on the prop, so I'm going to swim underneath, unhook it. I

just need an eye because if I go in and something happens, you know I'm there.

Okay.

Completely around her.

As soon as the boat starts moving and the prop moves, that line's going to get

caught up more and go into the prop and cause the prop not to be able to

manoeuvre the boat as we want it to manoeuvre.

It's very dangerous.

That could be the end of a charter.

Completely around her.

Okay, cool. You got it?

Yeah.

I think we're just, like, tired here, so it doesn't happen again.

Yes. I handled that like a boss.

We'll put it on the deck.

We're going to eat it in the water if there's nothing attached to it.

Good luck.

Adios.

Wow. Normally you have to wash plates in between.

Yeah. So we've got enough plates to get us through. Let's go to Liz. How's

laundry? Good.

I'm going to do a tour de color right now.

I'm ready.

You're done, eh? For now? Almost.

All right, girl.

Put that in there in the lids. We may have to lift that in the desk, Keith.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

It's like a fun fair.

My least favourite thing about yawning is long dinners.

All good? You're on the money.

Thank you. We smashed it. Good day.

Yeah, it was good.

I've got to show them for my black con.

All your meals you're going to be working in. That's ambitious.

It's going to be a fiesta.

Wow. I like Luca being head of our department.

He's nice.

He's sweet and he's not screaming at a con.

Hi, girl.

Do you want me to...

do anything else. On top of this dinner, they want a music festival. I have

everything. I might get you to start decorating that. Should I bring the

bin of EDM stuff up, please?

They have an amazing night. It calls amazing tips.

They all wear wigs and stuff.

All right, King Mario.

Let's do it, guys. Do it.

Thank God.

I forgot what I put with the venison.

Pan -fried venison.

Human roasted carrot balsamic sauce.

Yeah, that's what I did.

This is one of the side effects of being such a wizard. You're doing so much

good stuff that you forget half of it.

With so many horses, there's a lot that can go wrong, but I'm fairly confident

because Natalia's on, so it should be fine.

Luca, Luca, can you please come to the bridge?

Is that all the decor behind the bar there? Yeah.

I can't work with you. There's nothing here.

What can I do for you? How's your deck team?

They're amazing, yeah. The thing is, they love it, you know. They're actually

into it. Yeah. And you were very humble in the beginning and very helpful.

Yeah.

So, thank you. It's been amazing.

So, Roo, he's not coming back to the boat.

So, will you be the full -time bosun?

I would love to. I would love that.

Amazing. By our next charter, you'll have a new deck.

This whole time, I'm thinking, yeah, sweet, someone else is going to come in

take the position back. But now the conversation's on. Like, the season's

just begun.

We haven't even put this thing on the dock yet.

Yeah, well, congratulations.

Have you been a few days? Tell the crew.

Okay. Yeah. I have confidence in Luca because Jason highly recommended Luca.

He's smart. He's quick. He can call distances.

How far is from this boat to that barge?

100 meters. That's right. Does everything without resistance. It was

little moments that made me go, wow, he's a leader.

All right. Thank you so much.

Who's ready to take a seat?

Are you ready for this?

I think you're going to kick ass.

Did you want me going down?

Yes, housekeeping. Yes, that'd be great. Thank you. It's a big night ahead of

us. They brought a good chai now.

Is this a truffle risotto? Say Italian truffle risotto.

Oh, there they come. Holy crapola.

We have an Italian truffle risotto with soft herbs.

You ready?

Yeah. All right.

Foodies. You like it? Oh, yeah, dude. Perfect.

Yeah. We actually have risotto. That's what they made. Yeah. Wow.

How was your birthday?

Good.

I don't like it.

Rachel, remember this. It's back on. Broke.

My name is Jess. Yeah, Jess.

Can I smoke salmon and cream cheese valentine with beetroot and coral twill?

say the end part. I'll say the smoked salmon and cream cheese valentine.

In fact, you stand up. You stand up a vision. But I can't. Okay, we have a

smoked salmon and cream cheese valentine with beetroot and a coral twine.

Thank you. Enjoy.

That was amazing.

No mistakes yet. Can you go speak?

I can't even remember the person's name anymore.

Tell him, instead of her doing the dishes, if she can please just focus on

sundae.

Luca,

if Haley can go up to the sundae and help Brooke set up the EDM party. I just

don't know how to decorate that well.

Pretend it's your birthday party and what you want there, just boom, boom,

boom. Teamwork makes the dream work. Yes, and Brooke will meet you up there.

right. I don't think I've ever decorated for a party.

I went to a rave. I'm like, I know it's like beads and neon lights and ecstasy.

And I had one of the three, so.

Do I just start duct taping things?

Brooke, Brooke, can you?

like in the next five minutes or so and just focus on that decoration on the sun

deck. Copy.

What is Calvados juice?

You know, juice is a fancy word for sauce. Calvados is apple liqueur. Goes

and poor. Can I say apple liqueur? No, just say Calvados juice. Thank you.

Okay.

Calvados juice.

Thank you. So we have a braised pork cheek with Calvados juice.

It's melt in your mouth.

I'm going to put this here maybe.

We should probably check on the Sundex.

Okay.

Where's Brookie Brooke?

She's not here. And I am really trying, but the only thing I put out. Wait,

where's Brooke?

Was she ever here?

Uh -uh. Oh, my God. Can we run for Brooke?

Brooke, Brooke, Brooke.

What's your location?

Heading up to Sundex now.

I've been assaulted before. I'm used to working late nights.

I'm used to running off coffee. My blood is coffee.

So I guess this bitch is going to have to pull it off.

Coming up.

Have you got any tattoos?

Oh, yeah.

I want to see this one. I want to see this one.

I've got lust for Luca, but I've got love for my boyfriend.

The confusion is real.

I'll see it one day.

What?

I need you on the sun deck, please hurry.

Heading up now. I need to set this up because this is an absolute trend. I'm

quickest. Can you lead service to the next couple of meals?

Let me do service. Yes. Nat, you're the chief too.

You should be leading service.

I can set up the EDM party.

I'm a raver. I'm just not used to leading service. There's so much

Like, don't do that to me.

Okay. Sounds good.

Where's Natalia? What'd you ask?

Natalia. This is a nightmare.

We've got 40 minutes.

Let's just start getting... Should I crack all these glow sticks?

They last a while, don't they? Oh, my gosh.

What's up? The sun deck isn't set up, so I have to leave service now. I don't

think I'm tall enough for this.

We are literally at the last dinner. The guests are ready to be cleared. Can I

get some hands, please? Can you please run down and help clear?

How does the American flag go?

It's not this way, is it?

Yeah, right?

Could you fill the primary glass with red wine?

I was tying the string, but it's like a piece of chaotic.

Running around with your head cut off. Training as we go as well. Yeah. Well,

it's the last day.

That's why I wanted to make sure this was set. It can't be extravaganza if

there's nothing.

Oh, that's broken now.

Would you like more red wine?

That's a different wine. Oh. That's not the same wine. Well, you love blend.

We're blending. Jess told me this one.

No, no. I will get you a new one then. Okay.

That was the wrong wine.

Please, Nat, come back.

God, this is getting random.

Should I throw them on the floor? No, that's a bit weird.

We serve on the left.

Serve, like, don't place.

I can't. I'm having, like, ugh.

We all sit at the same time.

All right, I'll look at you. Yeah, just look at me.

I've just taken three.

I'll take three. I'll do Tito as a guide.

Once it's garnished, it's ready?

Yeah, indeed.

Okay, we have octopus chorizo saffron aioli. Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Good talent. Good, very good.

It's really good. I don't know how he's doing all this by himself in the

kitchen. Apparently, we just chucked him in. I thought, oh, shut up. That's

pretty cool.

Roast branzino, heirloom tomatoes, and burrata cheese.

This is crackhead energy.

Burrata cheese, burrata cheese, burrata cheese. Okay, do you want to go?

This is called the So Random Rave Case.

Nat, Nat, we're going to need you down here. Nothing.

We have Rose Branzino with heirloom tomato and burrata cheese.

Oh, my God.

Nice.

It's been crazy, but we're doing it.

That's what it's about, isn't it?

Do you need her anymore?

No, thank you so much.

We've got a few big jobs to do tonight.

No, that's amazing.

Shots on me tomorrow.

Literally on me if you want to. We'll see what happens.

I'm always going to be crying.

Oh, my God. Saddle of venison with cumin, carrots, and balsamic.

They want to kill us with food.

Let's go, ladies.

Thank you. What type of meat is this? You know the deer that died?

That's on this plate.

EDM night is going to be, like, in our grave.

Why do I feel more confident in a wig?

Oh! So we had a saddle of venison with cumin, carrots, and balsamic glaze.

Yeah, that's nice.

With heart and soul to this, we've got to bring Jack to Los Angeles.

We'll invest in a restaurant for him. Dude, for sure.

They got it now. You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? We can help them every now and then, but if we do it too

much, they're just going to... Yeah. Yeah, boy.

I know.

You see all this?

Yeah. It's all just salt. And you've just got to soak it real, real good.

I think this is like my safe zone up here. I feel safer up here.

That was scary.

But at the same time, if they're happy, I'm happy. And I see that. I can do it

all except exterior. Don't put me out there.

Where's my wig? Here. You're pink.

I'm pink.

Let's go. Let's go. Time to party.

Welcome to the rave cave.

All right.

There's big ships and little ships, but there's no ships like friendships.

want to lose my dinner over that.

Corny -ass beef.

I'm not going to lie. I think I'm pretty solid at being Chief Juve.

Fingers crossed that when the new Chief Juve comes on, we have an actual dream

team. Last year, I thought I had one, and that just went crashing down.

I set the table. The orange juice is done. The pantry is clear. And I

that so much, but I don't want you to do extra work. Well, clearly, you do not.

That needs to be managed better. It can't be the boat to show from the

deck down, and nothing's pulled at all. I'm just taking it day by day.

I'll be back in a minute. Can I get you anything from downstairs?

No, sweetheart. I'm good.

Amazing. I'll be back.

You need to go to bed, my love.

Yeah. Get up at 8.

Get up at 8. Thanks, Nat.

My body hurts.

Bedtime. You had an awesome night. Thank you for everything. It was awesome.

Thank you so much.

Have a good night's sleep.

Party's over. Time to go to sleep.

All right. Sorry, please.

This is tomorrow's problem.

Hey, babe. Oh, my God. I'm dead. I'm just going to bed now. I'm going to get

in four hours. This is chaotic.

We've got to go now. She's never left one else before. There's training her.

And then if this new piece of shoe comes and she's a nightmare, then I'm off.

I don't even want to know what you've been up to.

Have sex with anyone?

I just don't care right now because I'm so tired.

I hate my life.

Wake up, Natalia.

Wake up, Natalia.

Can you hand me down a bottle of those small glass waters from the Sunday,

please? How many would you like? I just need to put one in every person's pot at

the breakfast table.

You all right?

I'm, like, about to pass out.

You had some coffee?

Yeah, you probably brought that.

How you doing?

How do you guys feel? The trip went. I mean, we nailed it. Are you guys going

get someone?

Yeah, we've got another deck here for the next trip.

I actually might swap to the deck.

Come on.

What's going to happen is the snow chief's going to arrive, and I'm going

like, pleasure, everything's already set up now. Here's the easy stuff.

Good morning.

Let me get you a coffee.

Yeah, coffee would be great.

Yesterday, there was a few hiccups with breakfast. You know, over easy, over

medium, like potato and potato.

So I'm making a kiss.

A monkey with no eyes could make a kiss.

I feel like I've got to go buy a drink.

Good morning.

I'm good. How are you?

Okay.

Are you keen to have a drink with me tonight?

Don't frame me with a good time. I know a little cooler.

I can have fun, you know.

All right, I'm not from Ireland.

Every time someone does it, it's terrible, but they think it's good.

We need to be hauling anchor at 11 .30.

Coming up

with sausages.

The bacon's ready as well.

Yeah, that was all good.

Uh, Luca, Luca.

We can start hauling the anchor.

You have more French donuts downstairs?

French donut?

Yeah. Croissant. Croissant, got it. I can look. If you yell out, and I'll give

you the signal. Yeah, so I tell you what, and then you just keep, yeah. I'll

stand here so I can see both.

Go ahead and start hauling the anchor.

Copy, we're hauling.

That's four shekels on deck.

Just hold on, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

There's a whole brick attached to our anchor.

Oh, God.

Sandy, Sandy, Lucas. There's a brick attached to the anchor.

Do we need to go down there and cut it off or something?

No. I wonder if there's a body attached to that.

There's a whole brick attached to our anchor. See that thing? Oh, God.

Yeah.

Sandy, Sandy. There's a brick attached to the anchor.

We're going to have to get on the tender and jump down there and cut it off.

Okay. Yo, have you got like an old knife I can use?

Just to cut a line on the anchor? There's a brick attached to it.

Bottom knife, big knife.

Oh, there it is.

Brick knife.

For the anchor, yeah?

Should we put it up a bit? Yeah.

These can all go.

Copy that.

Okay. Up.

Good job.

You can start airing up your fenders.

So far, the deck team is a pleasant surprise.

Luca has the right temperament as a leader. He is totally chill. And Haley

Laura, they don't seem to get rattled.

Fingers crossed this docking goes well.

This is trash.

and it smells like dookie.

In case you want me to pop that just in front of you.

Veggie quiche.

Good. You got the eggs right?

You got the eggs right.

You guys try the quiche?

Really nice.

That's what I was about to do.

Great minds think alike.

I'm just on your wavelength today.

ETH to the pilot station is one hour. Copy that.

Did he tell you that he got boasted?

Seriously. Rue's not coming back, so Sandy made him boasted and we're getting

another death camp.

Amazing. Cheers, Louise.

This is awesome, guys.

Yeah, when's the next one?

You didn't tell us that you're both in now.

Oh, I thought you did. No. I just told her, you donkey.

I love that you're both in now. We're just going to keep doing exactly what

we're doing because we're smashing it. Congratulations.

Thank you. I'm definitely impressed with how Luca's handling it. Like, if we

still had Ru, this would have been a different accrual. It's gorgeous to look

as well.

God, it makes me wish I was straight.

Bye, boat.

Bye. You're so sweet. That is a proper final breakfast here.

This is a memory of a lifetime, really. Yeah, it is.

Fenders going over.

Pilot's approaching.

Pilot boat three meters off.

Hello. Hi. Thank you. Hello. This is the pilot on board on our way up to the

bridge. Bonjour.

That's what we do.

You too.

First ground line will be starboard side.

Starboard side. I'm taking the boat from the starboard wing.

Copy that, man.

Haley's up on the bow.

We're going in.

Is your stern coming in line with the end of the dock now?

45 metres.

A little bit nervous.

It's the first time I've ever called a yacht into a dock.

I want to make sure Sandy knows I'm calm. Even though you're inside, I'm

dude, like, we're going to hit the dock.

35 metres to the dock, starboard quarter.

Sandy's backing it up. 25 metres to the dock, starboard quarter.

15 metres to the dock, starboard quarter.

Both lines?

Yeah, go ahead. Yeah.

Oh, wait. Hold on. Not yet.

Spring. Spring.

All right.

Holy hell.

Two meters to start it.

Go ahead and find the ground lines.

Just lock them off here? Yeah.

Luca, are you good? We're all good on the stern. We're going to start getting

the pass rail out. I know you're morse.

Both headlines are on the winch. Luca. Yeah.

Is that all right?

Incredible. Great job. Thank you. I'm going to have grey ears by the end of

this. And they did an awesome job on the bow. The girls are smashing it.

All crew, all crew, in your whites now.

All right, we can smash that. Yeah, we did. The whole trip.

What a team.

All crew, all crew, let's meet on the dock.

Adios. Hasta luego.

Thank you so much.

Bye.

Bye.

They were taking you with them.

Thank you. Your crew were incredible.

You are the coolest captain there ever was.

Jack, I want to recognize you for your skills in the chef.

Natalia, thank you for really treating us very, very special. Thank you for you

and your crew.

Thank you. Have a safe trip.

Bye. All right, everyone. Out of our whites, into our reds.

And well done.

First part of done.

100 more to go.

Ligma. What is Ligma? Oh, Ligma bomb.

Ligma balls. Foot close.

All crew, all crew, let's get in the sky lounge for our tip meeting.

Are we squeezing?

Oh, incredible.

Not what I expected. Everything that we went through to get off the dock, Rue

unfortunately didn't have the correct paperwork.

Yeah. And then witnessing some things.

Because I pay attention.

And the way you called it coming in, I've always had to correct people.

I didn't have to.

And I knew.

Thank you. I am so happy I have women on deck

watching you two.

You just really dug in. We just worked very well as a team, I think.

Jack, you set a bar. I'm sorry. You can't go below it. Never.

Natalia stepping up, knowing that we didn't have our chief and Kyle, but then

stepping back.

So I just want to say thank you. Don't you agree?

Absolutely. Thanks, guys. You did.

Being crew members down and, like, being thrown straight into it, I feel like we

actually had a very successful first charter.

It was a couple little hiccups, but for being a first charter, smashed out the

ball cart.

Ball cart.

Ball park.

Good luck.

Everything that you did for us, thank you. Anytime.

This will be your last night with Brooke. Have fun. Go out for dinner.

her your gratitude because she helped us out.

Yeah. So our total is $20 ,000 U .S., $1 ,818 per person. Wow.

Congratulations.

Thank you very much. Cheers.

Cheers. Thank you, boys.

All right, let's do a top to bottom.

Oh, my goodness. There's crap everywhere.

We'll knock off now.

Yeah, go for it.

Where's your clothes?

She works on the interior. She knows where the f***ing shampoo is.

If there's one thing that gets me in trouble on yachts, it's definitely the

ladies. At the moment, I'm single.

I'm keen to have some fun and not get into anything too serious.

Yeah.

Natalia is definitely potential trouble for myself.

Are you going to try to hook up with someone tonight?

There's only two options. Unless you go both ways.

Are you fully fine?

If I'm drunk, I'll kiss a guy.

But I recently decided that it just makes me unhappy.

In South Africa, it's not very open.

My family is fine with it now. They are very conservative.

Are they accepting of it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They love me.

It was actually in quarantine when I realized the first time that I like

I don't like men.

As soon as I came out and really felt comfortable with that, it was like I

wings to fly. Like I'm actually, okay, Laura, you can accept yourself now

completely for who you are.

When I go home, I do feel like I need to hide myself a little bit.

My parents would never write me or play amazing people, but they were just

like...

You are really stepping on some eggshells now.

But it's never going to change with him.

We're not out tonight.

Come on, let's go.

Yeah, let's go.

After you, ladies.

I love straight girls. I love turning this out of place.

I love a girly girl with nails and a handbag.

IPCS back here on the way.

Wow, it's a castle.

Oh, I can't wait to drink.

I'm not carrying anyone.

Laura is a boss.

All right, I need a drink.

Okie doke. Something to drink. A margarita, please.

Two, please. Three, please.

Four, please.

What a molly crew!

Guys,

I couldn't have gotten any better for a first try. I know it could go easily

downhill from here, but... I hope not. Easy.

Are you excited for two new crew members?

I'm really happy with the crew right now. Kyle is like... You guys are going

love him. Can I ask you, how do you feel about being, you know, the mostest?

All I'm saying is just... New chief, do your best. We're doing good now. Well,

guess what?

Evicted. What does evicted mean?

Evicted. What do you mean? You don't know a lot of the words that we use.

I've got a list of words that I learn every day.

In school, Afrikaans was the language.

And only when I went to, like, high school, English was brought into my

And I tried many times to improve the way I speak to be more articulate.

That's a big word for me. It's actually on my word list.

Let's go to the bar.

Oh, my God.

Let us roll.

Oh, my God. This is sick.

Yes.

Okay.

What are we going to do? What are we going to do? Are you excited if you know

chase 2?

I wish you could say chase 2.

What the hell is this?

That's Otto.

It's like life, baby.

God, this is strong.

Have you got any tattoos?

I

don't

know yet.

It says lust and there's love.

I've got lust for Luca, but I've got love for my boyfriend.

The confusion is real.

Every girl has a love heart on the bum from like 16.

I'll see you one day.

What? In the jacuzzi when we have a jacuzzi party.

Coming up.

There is the bridge.

Hello.

Finally. I know you're married.

I know.

So this is the two of the way I've been using breakfast, lunch and dinner.

The organisation's a show.

Excuse me.

Oh my god, David Haley's most

surprising person. She thought oh my I'm so shy. He doesn't even hit like

It's very interesting. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I hate my bed. Oh,

lonely boy.

Hey, baby. Hey, it's you.

Dude, I hate dance.

I hate dinner.

Did I eat dinner? Yeah, I ate dinner.

Tequila. 10 o 'clock on deck. 10 o 'clock is all the interior.

I'm tired, dude.

Exhausted. Let's go, baby.

Let's go, girl.

Wee. Ladies first.

You first.

You ladies.

Okay. We need sleep. I'm kicking off.

Look at this, Kevin. I'm in a woman.

Ciao for now.

You're a ciao for now.

What's that, Paul?

Oh, my God. Why are you doing tequila last night?

I feel like a walking bottle of alcohol.

Captain? Hello there.

I was going to speak about cabin arrangements.

Do we know if the deckhand coming is male or female? Male. So you and Kyle

going to be the forward cabin, and Chief Stu is going to share with Jeff. And

I'm going to share with the other deckhand.

Great.

How you doing?

How did you sleep?

With the Chiefs arriving today, it'd be best if we could just get the boat

turned around.

Making it all perfect, because I'd love it when the Chiefs do step on board.

It's like, yep, this is all being done.

Oh, what time is it? 10 .41.

Hi, officially Chief Stu.

I'm so happy you got your visa.

I'll see you this afternoon.

I can't wait to meet you in person.

Terrific. Bye -bye. Can you imagine that? We're going to have two extra

Why do we do this to ourselves?

Never again.

Never again.

I'm glad you're leaving.

I'm going to miss you guys.

Bye.

It was nice to see what everyone is like when they have a little bit of alcohol.

100%. Captain Sandy, I'm headed out,

but I just wanted to...

Thank you for this opportunity. It's been amazing.

I wish you could stay as a deckhand. I just needed someone with more

Yeah. Nothing but praise.

Oh, thank you. That means a lot. Yeah, yeah.

Thank you so much. Stay safe. Okay, I will. I definitely think yachting is the

career path for me.

So nice meeting you all. It's great to see each other soon. I know. Bye.

I give credit to all of the students because...

That is hard -ass work.

When are you two coming?

It's going to be so strange.

I know.

Does anybody have a fitted seat?

I feel like we actually had a very successful first charter. I've

good relationship already with everyone.

And on top of that, I've set up this yacht close to perfect.

This is huge.

It's going to be hard to hand over the reins. I'm just going to meet her face

-to -face, do face value, and just, like, take it from there.

Oh, my God.

Wow, like, I'm the chief stew on this big boat.

That's crazy.

is the bridge.

Hello. Hi.

Cass and Sandy.

Hi. Hi.

Finally, you made it.

I know.

I feel like I've been waiting for this promotion at T2 since last charter

season. Oh, the laundry looks amazing.

You just started a job.

And we'll make you the mix. Just go get frozen strawberries.

Why can't we deconstruct the idea of a fondue bar? In my opinion, you should be

a chief steer right now. You are the concrete of everything. Can you just

already? Don't blush. I know you're getting red.

I've always wanted to work in the mid. And it's crazy that I'm fat.

And it's cheapy.

Well, we missed you on the first charter.

Oh, God. I wish I was here.

And Kyle's coming later. Yes. So that's great. I've heard great things about

you, and I trust Jason.

Oh, thank God.

Exactly. I committed to Toomey the fact that she was held up in immigration is

not her fault. Captain Jason highly recommended Toomey and said she's ready

a chief duty role.

She's focused, she's determined, and she works really hard, and she cares.

I know she can do this. I don't know if you've seen Kyle's CV. I haven't.

Natalia, she bailed us out. She did a great job.

Okay. She's a team player.

Love it. I think you're going to really like them.

Yay!

Are you actually on the top bunk? I hate the bottom bunk. I hate people's feet

on my bed.

Shall I show you your cabinet? Because you've got a big cabin. Finally, I

get the small ones.

I know, but you're the chief.

Wait, you're moving next door, aren't you?

Yeah. We can talk to each other through the bell.

There she is. Hi!

Natalia, to me. Hi. Nice to meet you.

Hello.

Hi, how are you?

I'm good. I'm Jess.

I'm worried about walking on this boat and being the new kid in town.

There's always that self -doubt. And I guess that's when you're really

passionate about something and you really don't want to fuck up. The

just sucks.

Natalia's going to show you the boat.

Yeah, I'll take you for a tour top to bottom.

Settle in. I'm here whenever.

I need to go get my bag.

Okay.

That's what I need to do.

Do you help with your bags? No more? Yes, please. I got this huge one. Where

you flying from?

Um, Miami.

Oh, that's where I live.

You do?

Yes. Oh.

Do you live there or are you just passing through? I would never live

Settle in and I'll be here. Thank you.

All right, I'm just going to change.

Are we on deck tomorrow?

I think seven.

This new deck is coming tomorrow.

An extra set of hands?

Jack Lowe. And maybe his name will be Steve.

Steve Jobs.

Natalia!

Hi, girl. Let's go.

Have you done any exterior?

No, just interior.

This area is the least use of the boat.

I've been in a tree for a really short amount of time.

One thing that scares me is would the crew respect me?

Yeah, it's all set up and ready.

It's really important to set boundaries in the beginning because that's

something I've always had to deal with in yachting anyway.

Like you're not capable.

There's not a lot of people like me. So it's like, how the hell is she here?

So the master, quite nice.

On the other hand, I met Kyle at the consulate when I was getting my visa.

Kyle obviously told me that he had his ups and downs in Italia.

And I don't want to be disrespected, but I don't want to demand respect.

That's where my struggle comes in.

So yeah, of course I'm worried.

I've just gone in for a breeze, all the beds, all fresh linen on.

Where did he come from? Why the yellow?

Is it from the boat? It is from the boat, yeah. I think it's to match,

lot of the linen is just yellow.

When is the rest of the new crew arriving? Is it coming today?

I just know I've got to dig in. We do need more testosterone to balance it out

little bit.

And is this ours, this sunscreen basket? Yes, I've set them up.

I think it's nice to keep it in there. I prefer not to.

But then the guests know it's new, so they don't think anyone else has used

lip balm. They can open it and they can check that it's not new.

Okay.

Down here is how we've been doing service. So this is all the silverware

been using breakfast lunches. I just look at it and I want to cry.

These are the glasses that we're using. All along these sides, there's kind of

glasses. There's glasses over here. But I keep all the tumblers here.

All good?

All Gucci.

Bottom bunk, eh?

Ooh. Talk about gratitude.

First charter was pretty wild with two people down. It was really good, and the

chef got amazing feedback. He's really good, and he is so chilled. He is?

Yeah, just the communication is just like the key. Yeah.

Yeah. He has got so much experience.

So what do you think of the boat?

It's interesting. It's cute. It reminds me of Harry Potter. The organization's a

show. Excuse me?

Do you mean like from like us organizing or like the boat house set up? No, the

boat itself. I was going to be like, I think it's been going pretty bloody

No, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about the actual boat itself,

that it's naturally been set up. I think it's amazing. They've got a service set

on each level, glassware on each level, and everything's on one level. Okay, I'm

giving my opinion though. I'm telling you that's how I feel.

No,

you don't get defensive.

All I'm saying is naturally.

I've got my opinion as well.

You're getting offended. I'm not offending you.

From your part of organization, it's impeccable for what you've done in a

Before you got on this vessel, the way that it's set up is not necessarily the

way that I would want to walk onto a boat. That's what I'm saying.

I think, coming on here, I'm just telling you it's been great for running.

give my opinion.

Great. I'm just saying it's lovely that we've got so many travels.

That's it.

Don't do this with me. That's it.

Don't put the hands up at me, please. Thank you.