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What's up, dude?

Not much, man.

I like this truck, dude.

Yeah, this thing's sick, man. I can't believe I actually went out and bought

man. This thing is so nice.

How much did you get it for?

Dude, you know how bad the economy is? I picked up this $50 ,000 truck for $30

,000.

Wow. Yeah, it took two days, but...

The guy eventually went for it. I told him there's no way I'm paying full price

for a car with a trade -in, and my old truck was nice.

This is nice.

Yeah, I originally wanted a luxury car, but I couldn't go from a truck to a

luxury car, so I got the luxury interior on a brand new Silverado.

So you know what? The thing's awesome.

The thing rides smooth. It's awesome.

Wow.

I'm digging it.

Nice day, nice truck.

Yeah, actually a pretty cool day out in L .A. It's about 75, 80 degrees.

Nice little chill.

Nice little chill breeze.

Today was perfect, dude. Nothing could go wrong today.

Dude, I'm fucking jazzed. This is a fucking nice -ass truck.

Yeah, I'm gonna turn here.

Dirty as fuck, bro.

Yeah, dude, you know the way it goes. Freaking working.

Girls in and out of this truck, leaving random stuff. I know, dude.

I've had it for two weeks now.

Yeah, I know.

Dude, you got fucking dirt and shit on the floor.

I got dirty shoes.

Hey, man.

Not always. You know me. I take this thing off -roading, which is dumb, but

know what?

It's the way I am. You know this.

Nice.

You know this. You see my old truck always covered with mud.

So yeah, so what's going on today Dave? Nah, just fucking around, you know been

you know doing a little filming of this little filming of that You know trying

to make a buck in this, you know economy.

Yeah. Yeah, I hear ya Well, I think this is our turn Give

me back Turn right here.

It's good to do. Yeah, I understand that Go up right here

Oh, shit!

Fuck!

What the... Didn't we just get fucking rear -ended?

What the fuck, dude? Yeah, we did. There's a car on my fucking ass right

Ooh.

Ooh.

Fuck, dude.

Fucking pull this son of a bitch over.

You fucking... Fucking gotta be kidding me, bro.

Dude, he customized your shit.

Oh, dude.

Dude, first it's the homie Derek's bike, and now it's this.

Dude.

I gotta see this.

I love those driving skills, dude.

Hey, yeah, sorry about that.

Wait, wait. Aren't you that motherfucker that owes me five fucking grand?

Shit, man.

Yeah, I've been looking for your number, dude. I lost my number. I see my cell

phone broke.

Oh, the cell phone. Yeah, yeah. Oh,

the cell phone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you doing with this fucking guy?

You know he owes fucking a lot of people money?

We're engaged.

Yeah, yeah. We're happily engaged, so.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Happily engaged. Hey, sweetie, what's your name?

Brian. Hi, Riley.

You guys got money?

Just a small little bet that I made. Not that much.

Yeah,

dude. Patriots suck.

They go 16 -0, of course they're going to win the Super Bowl, right?

Yeah, no.

Where's my fucking money? Dude, I've been trying to get a hold of you is what

I've been telling. I have it.

Yeah, I heard that fucking I have it shit.

So, fuck you. Hey, sweetie, tell me about you.

So, what's your name?

Riley. And how old are you, Riley?

23. Oh, you look cute.

So you're going to marry this guy, huh?

Yeah. You guys in love?

Yeah.

Oh, all right. You're too cute to get married. Look at you.

Yeah. Look at this. Why do you want to get married?

Because I love him.

Love? Love's just a word.

All right. Check this out, dude. Fuck this. What's going to happen with my

truck, man?

You owe him money and now you owe me money. So you got insurance?

Yeah, man, we can exchange some info and, you know, I got the shit. Check

out. What the? All right.

You know, you seem like a nice guy. You want to be reasonable.

Just tell me what I have to do to resolve this.

All right, dude, I got an idea.

You got a hot fucking little wife, fiance, girlfriend thing.

How about if you let my friend just tag her for 15 minutes?

What? Yeah, she's hot.

Yeah, she's hot.

Your friend, man. That's my fiance.

Dude, check this out. You love her?

Yeah, I love her.

She loves you?

Right. Why are you going to let a fuck get between y 'all's love?

Man, I'm going to get married with her.

Dude, sweetie.

You want to do everything you can to help your boyfriend, don't you? Yeah, of

course. Look, this is it.

I'm going to have you bang my friend.

Just 15 minutes, and then I'm going to wipe this guy's $5 ,000 rate.

I'm going to wipe this guy's fucking bill.

Just 15 minutes. He's just going to put the tip in.

15 minutes, right? Yeah, 15 minutes.

Are you okay with that?

Are you okay with that?

You know what? Where you can't get away, give me your fucking wallet.

Give me your wallet.

Oh, no, I want his wallet anyways because I'm going to make sure he goes

need him to go because I want to know where he lives.

15 minutes, right?

15 minutes. Check this out. I got a place right around the corner.

We're going to go.

You know what? My friend is going to get us 15 minutes of fun, and that's it.

You ready? And it's slice clean.

Slice clean. All right. Got my word on it. Okay.

All right. Follow me, and if you follow me, I'll give you your wallet back.

All right.

Oh, you think you're getting this? No.

All right, dude.

Let's go.

Nice place.

Yeah, have a seat.

All three of you.

Yeah, of course I got a nice place. You know why?

Why's that?

Because the Patriots lost.

It was all the motherfuckers that fucking paid me my money.

Fucking Tom Brady.

What? What's wrong with Tom Brady?

Didn't win the Super Bowl, did he?

Uh, no.

And it's a good thing for me.

Alright. Hey, Dave, do me a favor.

Go get my bag of popcorn, and I think Ace is out front.

So, when's this going to get going?

Oh, don't worry. I want to look at your graph a little bit. Hey, sweetie, stand

up for me.

Oh, you're all into this already, huh?

Yeah, of course not. No with a smile.

Let me check you out real quick.

Alright.

Nice. You look cute.

Thanks. Hey, Andy. I got a place for you.

Yeah. Right here.

Okay.

Don't worry. Tell her you love her.

I'll be right here.

Just remember I love you.

Okay.

Here, you can sit down for a second, sweetie.

I love this new camera. It shoots nice little 16x9. I got you right in my

shot.

Looks cute.

Aww.

So, let's start this.

Let me interview you for a second. So, what's your name?

Riley. Riley what?

Shy.

Aww. Cute.

You're all shy and everything.

Not really.

You look hot.

Thank you.

Well, check this out.

So what's up, what's up?

Hey, what's up, white boy Dave?

Hey, what's up, dude? What it do?

Hold on, let me put my popcorn down.

What's going on, homie? Pound! That's right, that's right.

Hey, where's this, uh... Oh, shit.

There you go.

Is this, uh... Yeah.

This for me only?

That's for you.

Right here? That's for you.

Oh, shit.

What's wrong with you, dude? We never talked about no fucking my fiance.

What?

Dude.

That's Ace.

Ace ain't no... Dude, look at the color of this again.

Dude, no way. He's got his hands up all... My girl's good, babe.

Dude, no way.

Ace?

Dude,

Ace is a respectable black man.

It don't matter to me. This was not part of the deal.

So you don't want to do it?

No, I don't want to. Hold on one second. What's up, Ace?

Hey, where can I put my shit, homie? Oh.

Right there. Right on the table.

Dude, Ace is a respectable person. Ace, what's your job? What's up? What's up?

What? I got lots of jobs. You know what I'm saying?

Why? Why do you want to know? Why do you want to know?

I was telling my friend Andy that, you know, you got a respectable job.

And you're going to be really nice to his girl.

Oh, yeah.

Don't worry, homie. Don't worry. I got your girl.

What? You got a problem with this, homie?

No, no, no, no. Here, wait, wait. Here, why don't you sit right there in your

seat?

Here, you sit right there.

Yo, so what's up, dude?

What have you been up to?

Nigga, I've been trying to shit. I'm a little confused right now. I'm kind of

liking this. Hold on one sec. Let me finish talking to my boy Andy real fast.

You do whatever you want with that.

This was not part of the deal at all.

Dude, he's just going to be with your girl for like 15 minutes. 15 minutes is

too long.

What?

He's a respectable black man. No, did you see he had a gun? He had knives?

Where did he get those knives? Hold on. Hey, Ace, is that a new knife you got?

What? Is that a new knife? You got a couple knives. Yeah, that's new shit,

That's new shit, you know. What's with the third knife?

Well, shit, man. I got things to do and sometimes I gotta handle. I'm collecting

money and shit, right? Yeah.

So sometimes, you know, I gotta let a motherfucker know if you don't pay up.

Yeah. You don't pay one way or a motherfucking another. Right. I bet you

Fuck the Patriots.

Fuck the Patriots.

You got a choice, homie. You can have one of these.

I can use one of these as a method of payment.

Or I can do what I got to do right here. You know what I'm saying?

Man, just between you and me, I don't want that to go on.

All right. If you want, I can fucking put a stop to it right now. Yeah?

And tell him that you don't want him banging your girl because... What? No.

You don't have to tell him that, do you?

What? You said... Right.

Well, what?

I could tell him you don't want to... No, don't tell him. He probably already

knows. What? No. He's a black man. He's a respectable man of society.

With knives and guns and with... No. He specializes in collections.

Is there any way we can do this without him with my girl?

Well... I don't tell him that I had that.

Then what do you want me to tell him?

Look, 15 minutes of loving and... Look.

They're getting along great.

I like your girl.

Fuck the picture. Fine.

Dude.

I love New York.

I bet you do. Just sit here and we'll just do some of this.

Ace.

You look good.

What?

Hold on. Let me get my popcorn.

Get some popcorn.

We're about to put on the show, white boy.

Me and your girl. You might want to get you some popcorn, too.

Bet you pay up next time, won't you, motherfucker, huh?

Hey, Dave, you want some popcorn?

You ready, David?

Ace. Oh, you're putting on the show. Here, come on. Yeah, I'm putting on the

motherfucking show.

You're putting on the show. That's right.

Yeah.

You never been with a brother before, huh?

No. Oh, okay.

I think you're going to enjoy this.

Oh, shit, you want it?

You want it?

Mmm. Here you go, boy.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, don't look like that white boy's dick, do it.

No. What's that dumb motherfucker's name?

Andy. Andy?

Andy Gump? What, that dumb motherfucker?

Oh, yeah. He's good, dude.

Yeah.

Oh.

Shit, dude. Homie, your girl's off the mother... Ooh!

She's off the chain.

Hey, you want some popcorn?

Just try some popcorn.

It's pretty good.

Dude, this is a show.

Yeah, you might as well go ahead and enjoy yourself on me. I know I am. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, you hear that? Oh, shit.

Hey.

Oh, man.

Oh.

Oh, we love this in the hood. You ought to come on down to the hood one day.

Whoa.

Hey,

I think I'm going to hook her up with the homies.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

You don't know about all. You can't handle too much black dick, huh? He

get mad, huh?

Yeah, he look like a jealous -ass, dumb -ass white boy.

Mm -hmm.

He don't allow you with black dicks. I bet you thought it was going to be a

white boy in here, didn't you? Yeah.

I can see it in your fucking racist -ass eyes.

You mad as a motherfucker, ain't you?

Mm -hmm.

Wow, Andy, your girl's good at this.

Fuck yeah, she is.

Andy, this is what we call a little payback, son.

Oh, yeah. Well, you are paying my man back, but you're paying me back with

Oh.

Damn.

Hey, you know what, Andy? If I didn't already have five white girls, I don't

know. I might keep this one.

Ooh, look at those eyes.

Look at those.

That's right. You look at me, you little devil. Mm -hmm.

Ooh, yeah.

Oh, she loving that shit.

She loving that. You watching that, son?

You watching that? Yeah, I'm watching.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look like I'm having a good time?

Damn right I am.

Ooh, she choking on that motherfucker.

Sorry, baby. That's an oppression coming out in your mouth. You know what I'm

saying? Black man being held down.

You're going to help me get some stress off my... Oh, shit. Look at that. That

bitch ain't playing. She ain't fucking around, homie.

She is not fucking around with that dick.

Oh, man. That's right.

Do what you want, baby. Take... Shit.

See, I like that in you. I like that in you. You know how to take care of

business. I'm like your stupid -ass boyfriend.

Oh.

Oh, man. Stop fucking breathing out loud.

You ain't doing shit for sitting there. I'm the one doing the work here.

And your girl, shit.

Oh, man.

You don't like black people, do you, Andy?

Mm -hmm.

Bullshit. Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Andy, you got black friends, right?

I got tons of black friends. Hey, fool, just because you got some black people

at your office, that don't mean you got black friends.

I ain't never seen your ass in my neighborhood.

You go to the bar all the time.

Oh, I go to the bar all the time. What fucking bar?

Shut the fuck up.

You go to some fucking redneck fucking bar in the valley.

Something about down in the hood, homie.

Oh, that's right, baby.

Ooh, she's choking.

She's loving it. Look at her.

Yeah, that's right. Look at her. What's that, motherfucker?

Yeah.

Never had no thug dick, mama.

That's right, baby.

That's right.

That's a thug pose. You hear me? That's a thug pose.

That's right. Mm -hmm. Ooh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

That's right. Make Andy's dumbass proud.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. That's right.

That's right. Ooh.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Oh, look at me. Oh, fuck yeah. That's right. Ooh, yeah.

You're gonna suck the black off that motherfucker.

God damn it.

Getting bigger? That's right, baby. That's right.

Ooh, and you inhaling that, motherfucker.

Ooh, yeah, like a big black Cuban cigar or something, huh, ain't it?

Ooh.

Ooh, yeah.

God damn.

Oh, I like you.

Ooh, yeah, I like you. That's right. Let me see that pretty smile. That's right.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Do Andy fuck your face like this?

Do Andy fuck that face like this?

No. Let me show Andy how to fuck a face. Fuck your face.

Yeah. See how you... See? See, Andy? That's how you do it, son.

Yeah. That's the thug pole.

Yeah.

You mad because I called you a thug? Because I know you be calling black

thugs.

Mm -hmm.

I bet not hearing all that hardware behind you is going to put to use. Ooh,

baby.

Ooh. Ooh.

Oh, your girl's having a good fucking time, son.

It's pretty good.

Tell him. Tell him. Look at him again. You look at him again and tell him.

And be honest with him. Is it as good as... Is it better than his? Tell him

truth.

Shit. Well, congratulate... Oh, congratulations on the wedding. I hope y

invite me.

Bring the whole fucking black pole back.

Yeah,

you're playing with that pussy.

Play with that pussy, too.

Play with that pussy. I know it's being neglected.

I know it's been neglected.

It's been neglected, ain't it, huh? Andy ain't been doing what he's supposed to

be doing, huh?

No, he's fine.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

You loving it, ain't you?

You loving it, huh?

I'm not loving it.

Okay. Hey, stop fucking lying.

Hey, don't even fucking lie to me. I'm a player, bitch. You don't fucking lie to

me. I know this shit. I know you loving it.

You just don't want to say it to dumbass over there.

You don't want to say it.

You don't want to admit it to him?

It's okay.

It's okay.

You loving that.

I done had my dick sucked a lot, and I know when a female's enjoying that

motherfucker.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

That's right.

That's what we call going to town, son. She's going to town on this dick.

Yeah, she's going to town.

Shit, look at her. She's going across the motherfucking country.

Yeah.

That's right. Play with it, babe. Play with your pussy.

Do what you want. That's right. I want you to be the fucking freak that you

goddammit. I want you to be the fucking freak. Let that shit out.

Don't let that white motherfucker behind you scare you. Don't let that white man

scare you. Don't let that white man scare you. She's doing things that we've

never done.

Your dick's about this big, right, Andy?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, right, motherfucker.

Mm -hmm.

You got your tweezers with you when you fucking with him?

Yeah,

you probably need them, motherfucker.

Shit. But don't let him scare you, baby.

He ain't nothing but a white man. You know that motherfucker didn't even let

vote until like 1921 or something. Fuck him.

Fuck him. He treat you down there as bad as he treat the black man.

No. No?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Shit. Oh, yeah.

Oh, Andy, I'm going to play this tape at your reception, son.

Yeah. All your parents are gonna love this.

Andy, is that a with this cock in your wife's mouth?

I would say no, daddy. Since you like that, sometimes I know you do. Oh, yeah,

baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

Making that motherfucker yours.

You gonna bring slavery back? What?

Oh, god damn.

Oh, damn, Andy. Your mouth is off the motherfucking chain.

You know what that means? Off the chain?

That means like extraordinary or whatever the fuck or awesome. Yeah.

Off the chain.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You know what I'm going to do?

Oh, yeah. You play with that pussy and you're ready for this dick. I'm going to

get naked.

We're ready. That's my ring for now, good -ass Andy.

You look confused, but we don't have to be confused.

I'm going to put this black dick in the womb. That's what I'm going to do.

You're going to pay your debts from now on, ain't you, Andy?

Mm -hmm.

Thought some white boy was coming in here?

Ha -ha.

Well, then white boy Dave pooped your ass, didn't he?

Ooh, look at that.

Pound.

Yeah. I can actually say I got a black friend, though, right?

Shit, you can say whatever you want right now. Hey, come here. Before you

me, I'm going to have her sit on this black look in just a second here so you

can get a closer look.

But I want you to bend over.

Take that shit off. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. You see that?

I know you see it.

Mm -hmm.

And guess who ain't getting none today?

Mm.

Ooh, it tastes good, Dandy. Mm.

Booty of a herb.

Mm.

Yeah.

That's right.

It makes it for this black man. That's right.

That's right.

Ooh, shit.

Damn, you work out a little bit, huh?

I know you white girls like to run and shit like that.

Did this dumb motherfucker go to the gym with you? No.

Probably be watching football with his fucking faggot -ass friends. Here, come

over here.

Fred the Legend, just bend over, baby, and fuck it.

Yeah.

Yeah, we want dumb ass to get a good look.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, that's good.

That's good.

Like the way it grows in your mouth, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, kind of.

She don't want to give up all that love. All the love because she's scared of

your ass.

Oh, boy.

Motherfucking dickhead.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, shit. I know Andy probably spit on black people when he walking down the

street, huh? I want to. Every dumb motherfucker.

Oh, that's so good.

You ready for that, ain't you?

You want to put it in that pussy?

Sure. You want to put it in that pussy? Go ahead and if you want to, say it,

baby. Say it loud and clear.

Yeah, say it.

Say Andy, watch this, Andy. Say it. Say watch this, Andy.

Yeah, say it.

Say watch this, Andy.

He's saying it.

Andy, watch this. Uh -huh.

Now climb on it.

Yeah, that's right.

Watch this, white boy.

Watch this.

She's climbing on that black bit.

She's climbing. And look, she's putting it in. Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. How's that thug pole feel? Oh, God.

See?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Andy, you might as well get some popcorn, homie.

I'm going to be a minute and then... Oh, shit.

Oh, shit, yeah.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, open that booty up. Yeah.

Oh, fuck,

yeah. Are we loving it yet, huh?

Huh? Are you loving it? Tell the truth.

Tell the fucking truth. I like it a lot. Oh, you like it a lot, huh? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Come here. Come here.

I want you to turn around this way.

Right over there.

I want you to look at him and tell him.

Tell him how it feels. Tell him how it feels.

Tell him how it feels.

Don't fucking lie.

Yeah.

Does he fuck you like this?

No. Can he fuck you like this?

I don't know.

You know he can't fuck like this.

Ain't no white boy fuck like this.

You know it.

You hear her breathing, Andy? She is.

She's enjoying this.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

So you better step your game up, Andy.

Tell him.

Tell him you better step it up. Oh, you're taking pointers from me?

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

You better take some pointers.

She's in ecstasy. Ain't that what y 'all call it? Yeah. She's in heaven.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Look at me on that kitty, Andy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Yeah.

She's getting nasty, Andy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Now you see what Andy's been hiding from, huh? Yeah.

Yeah.

That booty's back there jiggling for me, Andy.

Look at that, Andy. She's working it. She's working it, Andy.

Look at that. She ain't getting enough of it, Andy.

Now, don't be sorry. Don't tell him you're sorry.

Fuck that.

If he don't fuck you like this, then don't be sorry.

You have nothing to be sorry about, baby.

Oh, yeah.

She's rubbing those balls, Andy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm just sitting back like a king, Andy, letting her work it.

Letting her work it.

Black men have done enough work.

Oh, yeah.

This is a nice reward.

This is a nice reward.

This is a little compensation. This is a good payback.

Andy, you have to sit here and watch this beautiful white woman bounce on

big black dick. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's right.

Uh -huh.

You're loving it.

You're loving it.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Say, I like that thug pole. Say, I like the thug pole.

Say, Andy, I like the thug pole.

Tell her.

I don't like the thug pole. Uh -huh. Yeah.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Goddamn, Andy. I'm fucking the shit out of you. Oh, yeah.

Shit.

Can't wait for the wedding. Oh, goddamn.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Hold that booty.

Yeah,

that's right.

That's right.

Yeah.

I like this shit.

I'll wait till your buddies find out about this, Andy.

Are you crying yet? Huh?

Don't be over there fucking crying.

Shit.

Yeah. Mm -hmm. Yeah. That's right, baby.

Uh -huh.

White men was going around fucking my women? Black women?

Shit, this is some motherfucking pain.

You don't know nothing about that, huh? You just trying to look like you don't

know what I'm talking about, Andy.

I know you know.

That's right, I want you to look at Andy's motherfucking ass. I want him to

the look in a woman's eye when she's been fat as fuck.

Especially by a black dick.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Damn right it's okay.

It's morning, okay? This motherfucker shit.

Shit.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Work that pussy some other way.

Shit. Lay down on your back.

That's right. Lay down.

Make sure your head's right there where that dumbass motherfucker hit.

I'm going to taste this motherfucker, Andy.

A little spit on it.

Mmm.

I know I didn't hear that motherfucker saying that. I'm gonna act like I didn't

even hear it because I know he didn't say a word.

Just a little bit longer.

Yeah.

It's gonna be as long as I want it, Andy.

I'm not going to stop until she wants me to stop.

That'll probably be tomorrow.

Look at that. Look what she's doing. She's pushing me. She's pulling me in

pussy, Andy.

That's what she's doing.

Look at her. Yeah.

Now I get to see that beautiful face.

Yeah.

That's right. Play with it.

Play with it. Yeah.

That's right. That's right.

Yeah.

I like that shit.

Yeah.

Yeah, when you thinking about dick other dick yeah, but now guess who you gonna

be thinking about oh Look at your t -shirt with thug pole on it. You gonna

it, huh?

See the way I'm stroking that pussy with rhythm? See that? Because I'm a black

man. I can stroke it with rhythm. See that? That's the rhythm, baby. Oh, yeah?

That's the rhythm. I hate it.

I'm not doing all that. Hey, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

No, that's white boy shipping.

Yeah, I'm getting that rhythm. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

You playing with that clit?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Yeah. Who you going to think about when you're getting fucked by little Andy?

Uh -huh. Go ahead and tell him.

Uh -huh. I want you to call him A sometimes.

Yeah. Yeah, you're going to go home and paint him black.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. Then you go out and buy one of those big black strap -ons

and make him wear it. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Want me to fuck it? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

That is some good pussy. You like that pussy?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, oh yeah, you see how she's getting that mug keeping that motherfucker wet

Yeah, that's right

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, man. Look at that. She's holding that leg up on her own, Andy.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

That's some good pussy.

Goddamn. Yeah.

Ooh.

Hey, I might have to make her one of my baby's mamas for real.

You got any kids by Andy yet?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Oh, God.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Let it out, baby. Whatever you're feeling. Yeah, that's right.

Oh,

look at that. Yeah, look at that smile on her face. That's satisfaction.

That's what a satisfied woman looks like, Andy. Yeah.

Oh,

yeah. You got chills? She got chills.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, that shit. Yeah, right there.

Right motherfucking there.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is a civil rights movement in this pussy.

Yeah. Oh, God.

I didn't overcame you.

Oh, fuck you.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh,

yeah. Look at that.

Oh, baby.

You want to see what you're looking at? Look down there.

Don't look like that

Oh yeah, fuck him, huh? Yeah.

Oh, she said it. I heard that, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Say fuck him. Say it again.

Say it again. Don't be afraid.

I'm telling you, Andy's not going to hurt you.

Fuck him. Yeah.

Sorry,

baby.

I'm sorry.

She's sorry. You ain't sorry, baby. He is.

He's the one that's sorry.

Not you.

Oh, God, yeah.

See, you can't aim like that, can you?

You're probably spitting in your fucking face when you're trying to spit on your

pussy. Oh, you never fuck me this hard.

I know, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Don't worry, we just got about another hour.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, I'm hurt.

Here, come taste.

Want to taste your pussy? Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Tastes good, don't it, huh? Not bad.

Not bad, huh? Yeah.

Mmm.

Dumbass never make you taste it off his dick, do he, huh?

No.

No, why waste your time? Oh, yeah.

Woo.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I want you to do?

Put that ass in there for me.

Get over there.

Hey, man, I want you to have to hold his knee or something, huh? Because I'm

going to get up in this pussy again. Look at that, Andy.

Oh, you know what it looks like. Oh, yeah.

Look at that. She's got a pretty little booty hug.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God.

I just gave her a little grim job, man, because she liked that.

That's right.

That's right. Right there.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. Wait till you see this on tape and you're going to see the way this

pussy opens up for this motherfucking black thug pose. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right.

Give me all of that. Yeah.

That's right. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, this shit is really good.

Oh, you like that all deep in there, don't you?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's like a booty hole giving me a little wink, Andy.

At the sign of approval.

Oh, yeah. Slapping that white ass, Andy. Oh, God.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Guess what, Andy?

All right. Hold on, baby.

I'm going to really start fucking that pussy. Oh, God. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, snap it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Is it good, huh? Oh, it's fucking great.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

She's taking this motherfucker in, you know?

Yeah, what you thinking?

Yeah.

I got my thumb on her asshole too, Andy. Yeah, she's loving it.

Yeah, she's loving it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

And she's playing with her clit, Andy.

Yeah, we got a lot of shit going on right now.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh, yeah.

Oh, look at that pole going at her.

Yeah, that's right.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, that's right.

Oh, that's right. You slapped that ass.

You slapped that ass.

Yeah. Yeah,

Andy, we having an ass -slapping party, son.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, you like to talk about how we should be slaves and shit, huh, Andy?

at me.

I'm sweating like I'm in the field.

But guess what? I ain't in the field.

I'm in your woman's pussy.

Yeah.

Yeah, better than the field.

Yeah.

You don't want to see me in no fucking field, do you, gang?

Huh?

You want to see me right here in this pussy, huh? Right there, huh?

Yeah, stay right there. Look at her, Andy. You hear what she's saying?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

You're going to come on that dick if you want to.

I'm not going to stop.

I'm not going to fucking stop.

You hear that, Andy? She said don't stop.

She said don't stop.

She's never gotten off with me.

She said don't stop.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, let it out on that black dick. That's right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, don't fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

She's calling on God.

She's calling for divine intervention in this motherfucker.

Look at her. Whoa.

That's how you make her come, Amy.

Oh, my fucking God. Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

That's right.

That's right. Yeah, baby.

Yeah.

That's right.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Nice and sloppy.

Let me stand up.

Let me stand up. Black man, stand up.

Okay. You got to stand up for something in life.

And right now.

I'm saying it's a white cookie.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Hold that booty. Oh, God, yeah.

Hold that. Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

She's trembling over here.

She's trembling over here.

Yeah. Yeah.

She's trembling, Andy.

That's because that dick is good.

That's what it looks like going on here.

Yeah.

She's loving it, Andy. Goddamn. That's right.

That's right. Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, baby. Did you enjoy the show, Andy?

It ain't been this bad since the Titanic sank.

Oh, yeah,

baby.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah.

Oh, this is going to play good at your wedding. Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

It's all the way in there. It's all the way in there.

Oh, yeah.

Time for me to climb down.

Stand up, baby.

Let me get comfortable.

Put some spit on it.

Put some spit on it for me.

Rub that in there, yeah.

Rub that in there, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you like that dick, don't you, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

She's working it all the way up, Andy, yeah.

You ready to get on it, huh?

Stand up.

Listen. Turn around. Let's see that booty this time.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Okay, we're going in.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Houston, we have no problem.

Oh, my fucking God.

Yeah.

That's right. Get that third call, baby. That's right. Get that gangster call.

Oh, fuck you. Uh -huh.

Oh, shit.

Oh. I'm kind of glad I didn't have to shoot all of you, you dumbass.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah. That's right.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

That's right.

Yeah, I got you, baby. Yeah.

That's right. Right? That's right.

That's right.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. That's right. You know what you deserve. Yeah.

This is what you need.

Uh -huh. Yeah, this is what you need.

Oh, shit, baby.

She's getting out of control.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Look at that white girl back.

That's the white girl back there.

Oh, that's right

She ain't going to be the same no more.

She ain't going to be the same, son.

She ain't going to be the same after having this cold cold.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

That's the king dick, baby.

Yeah, the black man, the first man on earth. That's right.

That's right. Get on those. Get on your knees.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh -huh. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Look, ain't you glad I didn't have to use the other gun?

Oh, yeah. But it's almost as long as the gun.

Oh, she's liking that.

Yeah.

Ooh.

You hear her choking on it a little?

Stroke it, baby.

Stroke it. Yeah, that's right.

Stroke that barrel.

Stroke the barrel of that gun.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

That's right.

Uh -huh. Yeah, that shit feel good.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Ah, yeah, look at you. That's right. Get all that spit on you.

Yeah, so the next time Andy looks at a black person and thinking about spit,

he'll think about this.

And I'm slapping that ass, Andy.

Watch this. Hey, look. Do this. Look at my nipples for me.

Watch this, Andy.

Yeah, look at that. See how she strokes that dick and looks at my nipples? See,

I like that, Andy.

Kind of turns me on.

Look at her. She likes it, too.

That's right.

Now I'm putting my tongue in her mouth.

Make sure Andy sees that.

Yeah.

She laid it out on the side. This is what we call spoons.

Yeah, this is what we call spoons.

See, I'm going to serve her up.

Put it where you want it. Put that money where you want it. Yeah, put it where

you want it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Go ahead, bud.

Oh, yeah.

See, this is what you call caressing her.

See how I'm caressing your titty?

Oh, yeah. That's called affection, my friend.

It's kind of like affection.

Uh -huh.

Even though I can't see her again, you know, it's all good.

They're coming over here, right?

Oh, I'm coming over here.

Yes, baby.

Oh, she's calling me baby now.

She's calling me baby now.

Oh, look, I'm putting the thug hat on her.

I'm putting the thug hat on her.

She's a thug now. Look at her.

She's a gangster bitch.

She's a gangster bitch. That's right.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You like that?

You like that shit, Andy? Look at that.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

She's going to conference tomorrow.

Uh -huh. She's going to be at the conference swap meeting looking for

That's right.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I like this shit.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

Let it out.

You fucking good,

huh? You trembling, huh?

Yeah.

Stroke a little slow for it.

Make sure your hand don't miss it. Do whatever I want. You hear that, Annie?

You hear what she said?

Uh -huh, yeah.

Oh, don't call out the wet, man. Stop looking like that. It's going to be all

right, homie.

It's going to be all right.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

Yeah. You can call me over on the weekend.

Yeah.

That's for a good time, right, baby? Uh -huh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Oh, right there, yeah.

Oh, she said, yeah.

Yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

God damn it. Woo.

Shit oh, yeah, I'm getting a workout

I'm gonna take you from down there. Shit.

Fuck that.

I like this pussy. Shit, yeah.

Well, I got too many bitches as it is, so I can't help it. Oh, my

God. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's right.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, guess what I'm gonna do next. Oh, Jesus. Guess what I'm gonna do next.

Oh, yeah.

Take a guess, Andy, goddammit.

You don't want to guess, do you?

Go ahead, guess.

I don't know.

I'm going to put some cum in this girl's face.

Yeah. You don't want to hear that, do you?

Huh?

Huh? You don't want to hear that, do you, Andy?

Huh?

Huh?

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

You want it, don't you?

Tell me what you're going to get me now. Oh, I'm going to get you some fucking

cum. Yeah.

Get on your knees.

Get on your knees.

Oh, shit.

Whoa.

Yeah,

I got it in there, Andy.

Got it all on that pretty face, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that was good.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Got all over the place, Andy.

Woo.

Sorry,

man.

Get paid, dude.

Go Patriots.