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I keep vibrating.

Oh.

Hey, Beth.

No, he's not here yet.

Yeah, I just really need this kid to like me.

Like, if he doesn't like me, then the whole family won't like me.

I'm nervous.

No, seriously. Whatever this kid wants, I need him to think that I'm the best.

No, seriously. I gotta go. I'm gonna finish some cleaning and I really want

do some yoga before he gets here.

Alright,

bye.

Yo. Yeah, I just got home.

Man, fuck her.

She's such a gold digger, man.

I know.

What is she, like half the age of my dad?

I don't know.

But I need to make her life a living hell. And I'm gonna make sure everyone

too. This is not cool.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, I'm... I already know who you are.

You can just continue your workout.

But I really want to get to know you. No, it's okay. You can finish your

workout. I'll just sit here and watch.

I mean, really, I was pretty much done.

I ain't pissed.

Just like that.

Hit nice and open.

There you go.

How's that feel?

Feels pretty good.

There you go, just like that.

Nice and open stretch.

I mean, I'm always more into being a yoga instructor.

Oh yeah?

Yeah. I'm sure you do a great job.

Great form.

There you go.

Just like that.

Maybe a downward dog?

Okay.

Nice and stretched out.

Does that feel good?

I mean, I guess.

Okay.

Well, that was the end of my workouts.

So, I'm going to go take a shower.

Okay.

Alexa!

Oh, hey, I'm taking a shower. Maybe we can bond later.

Why don't you open the curtain? I can't hear you.

I said we could bond later.

So you're not serious about... Getting to know each other?

I said we can go on later.

Alright, so I guess you're not serious.

Wait, I'm back.

So how was your trip?

Uh, it was good, but I can't really hear you.

Uh... Look, if you're going to want to talk to me, you can't just keep taking

breaks every time. You're going to have to move the curtain.

Completely open.

So how was your trip?

Um... It was... It was great. It was awesome.

But I actually just need a shower, so... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you doing?

It's okay, we can... No, it's not okay.

This is how we can bond.

Uh... I don't know.

I need a shower for my trip.

Uh, sure.

I'll get your back.

Um, sure.

How's this?

We should call the grandpa.

What are you doing?

What?

I always jerk off in the shower.

I don't think that's a good idea.

Well, since you're here, I think you should help me out.

Hey, hey.

This is really inappropriate.

It's not that inappropriate.

We're both in the shower, Nathan.

Well, you were okay with it earlier.

Put your hands up.

Okay, fine.

Is that better?

We make sure our colors and we'll paint them in the color manager.

That's definitely gonna help.

Bye.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

That is bullshit.

What?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That's bullshit.

Thank you

Why don't you wash up while I put my stuff in the room and I'll meet you in

there and we'll get to know each other some more.

Okay.

My room?

What happened to it?

Oh, um, I redid it when I was doing the other decorating.

Come over here.

Isn't it great?

I told you not to touch anything in my room. What do you think this is?

I am not letting my dad marry you.

You think you're just going to replace my mom and do everything she used to do?

And then touch my room and redecorate everything?

your leg up for me?

You're not going to be mad at me after this?

We'll see.

move everything around?

Um, I mean, only if it

to stretch too.