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[Love O2O]

[Episode 5]

Would you care for a game?

It would be rude to refuse. How do you want to play?

Good ball! Awesome!

Who is he? He looks like he's out to kill someone.

Who cares who he is? He won't win anyway.

Third Bro is only using half of his skills right now.

But why does he look so familiar?

I remember.

He's in the Foreign Language Department. His name is Cao...

Cao Guang.

He's a top student too.

An epic showdown between two top students.

An epic basketball showdown.

He's in Foreign Languages.

Why doesn't he choose an English speech contest instead?

He's really not thinking right.

Third Bro's English is very good too, all right?

If they went head-to-head, either of them could win.

But... I know Cao Guang will definitely lose in a game of basketball.

Let's go.

Third Bro, why did he single you out?

Cao Guang seems to be pursuing our department's beauty.

- Bei Wei Wei? - Yeah, I heard from Xiao Ling.

Xiao Nai, what are you doing?

One more game. I was going easy on him.

I sense... a murderous aura.

I feel it too... even the skies have clouded over us.

Get up.

What? Hold on a second.

Big news! Xiao Nai is moving back into the dorms.

We can start walking by the basketball courts every once in a while again now.

Wei Wei and I already knew that.

What? Why didn't you tell us something that's so important?

You two have to get the water refills tomorrow!

That's right. I'll call you later.

Er Xi and I happened to see him reject a girl the other day.

Thinking about it now still makes me shiver.

Great Master is so cool, merciless, and willful!

What are you shivering for? You weren't the one rejected.

We're all in the same boat. I feel like it did happen to me.

I have to drink some milk tea to warm up my fragile heart.

How did he reject her? Who was the girl?

I don't know.

She handed him a love letter.

He didn't even glance at it, and just walked right on by.

Wow! He's so cool!

I wonder what kind of girl is his cup of tea.

I feel kind of guilty about what I said to Cao Guang.

Oh, well. The great Xiao Nai won't know about it anyway.

Hurry to the foot of Grassy Mountain to help slay a boss.

Coming right over.

Which boss is it?

Meng Dong Xing.

We're pretty darn lucky today.

We were just sitting at the foot of the mountain, enjoying the sun

and along comes this super rare Boss Meng.

Come on, attack together!

Third Sister-in-law, you can't just sit back and do nothing.

You guys go ahead and attack. If I join, his attack value will just increase.

Why do you say that?

If only female players attack him

his attack power will drop to half, because he doesn't want to hurt women.

If male and female players both attack

his attack power will increase by fifty percent, just out of jealousy.

That happens?

If only male players attack

will his attack power increase from a surge of enthusiasm?

I heard that he's quite lewd towards female players.

I've never seen it happen before.

Sister-in-law, attack him. Let's see it happen.

All right. Get ready, then.

Why is a beautiful lady like you roaming around, wielding a sword

instead of resting in your chambers?

Why don't you allow me to take care of you, from now on?

Man, he's a pretty blatant flirt.

How dare you come on to our sister-in-law?

Let's give him a hundred beatings!

What did we get?

If it's equipment, give it to Sister-in-law.

If I give this to her, I'm sure that Third Bro will kill me.

Impossible. He's in a really good mood today.

I noticed that too.

What did we get?

Third Bro is asking. Let me tell him.

A man's hair.

Hair of a princess' lover, no attributes.

We sure are lucky today. I can't believe we picked up this kind of item.

It's better than that time we got

The Invincible East's knife, the castration knife!

Yes, yes. It's also better than Granny Emei's foot-binding cloth!

Right? It hadn't been washed in years!

Do you think we decimated Boss Meng too brutally?

And that's why such a ridiculous item was dropped?

Absolutely not. It's because he's good-for-nothing.

That's cruel!

Cruel.

Why isn't Sister-in-law doing anything?

You're not shocked, are you?

No, I've roamed the world for so many years.

I have long since shed any materialistic desires.

Why does that sound so familiar?

Sounds just like Third Bro.

No, it doesn't. Third Bro isn't like that.

Nai He never voices his narcissism.

But his mind circulates narcissistic thoughts.

A person is influenced by their environment.

From now on, I can't let her hang around you guys too much.

That's right. You guys have influenced me.

It's nothing. I was just thinking about the video clip.

The video for the video contest?

Yes. Fighting Boss Meng inspired me. I also want to make a video.

Okay, we're at your service.

Have you thought of the details?

Yes. However, it's very cliché.

Let's hear it.

A musician encounters a female bandit in the forests of the mountain.

She kidnaps him and brings him back to her mountain stronghold.

Anyway, the female bandit falls for the musician and treats him very well.

However, the musician is unhappy.

Time for dinner.

Come eat dinner.

My grandfather is a bandit.

My father is also a bandit.

So... I was born a bandit.

I don't know how to do anything besides cheat or steal.

And I don't know what else to do.

All of the people in this village are bandits.

You hate me so much.

I've never actually killed anybody.

I'm not the worst.

Of course, I'm still a bad person.

I also want to be like the ladies who live at the foot of the mountain

raising chicks and ducks

getting up at sunrise, working until sunset

leading their quiet and peaceful lives.

But that is simply a dream.

One that will never come true.

Leave.

I'm letting you go.

The female bandit set him free.

But she couldn't bear to leave him

so she followed behind him closely, in secret.

All of a sudden, a monster appears in the forest and attacks the musician.

The female bandit was injured while saving the musician.

Soon after, the musician accepted the female bandit.

The two of them returned to the mountain stronghold to be married.

Your Excellence.

You have endured much suffering during this time.

In one single sweep, we've eliminated this thieves' lair.

The people here shall have their peace.

Your contributions will not go unnoticed.

Your Excellence.

You could have spared her life.

Rather than let her live the rest of her life resenting me

death was a better choice.

For the ending

should we have the musician realize that he's fallen in love with the bandit

leading him to jump off of the cliff to die with her?

What do you think?

That's a good idea. Let's do that then.

You really think it's a good idea?

Yes. I don't have many lines.

If we're finished planning the story, let's start recording.

You get up so early every day.

Oh, no! A bandit!

Bandit, what is it that you want?

Speak!

This mountain I cleared, these trees I planted.

If safe passage is what you seek, then leave a man here!

Hey, man! Did that hurt?

What are you doing?

You two are so cruel! I've fallen and neither of you try to help me up?

I'll help you up after I'm done laughing.

We're laughing our asses off.

He fell off his chair.

Do you guys live together?

We live in the same dorm room.

Great Master is actually a student, just like me.

Why does that seem so unfathomable?

But... Third Sister-in-law... Nai He often doesn't come home at night.

You'll have to keep tabs on him.

He doesn't come back during the day either!

At school, he's nowhere to be seen.

Hide your socks well.

I plan on staying until the semester ends.

Don't come back!

Do boys really not wash their socks for weeks at a time?

Isn't that normal?

Out of all the boys studying science and engineering

Third Bro, who doesn't have any smelly socks at all, is the anomaly.

Old Man Yu, I've heard you say before that you'd hack somebody's computer.

Are you guys in Computer Science?

That's correct!

What a coincidence! Me too.

Are you one of our underclassmen girls?

She could be a guy...

Oh, no! Computer Science is ninety percent male.

You are so fearless.

Might you actually be a male underclassman?

Am I really that fearless?

I was talking about the abduction dialogue just now.

No, no. It's quite good.

It has the effect of stirring the deaf and enlightening the blind.

Stir the deaf and enlighten the blind?

If Old Man Yu's old Chinese teachers could hear him use idioms like this

I wonder if they would cry!

The dialogue is good but you should change the "leave a man" part.

There are four men here. Who knows who you might want to kidnap?

Viewers might misunderstand.

Right?

They won't misunderstand. No need to change it.

No need to change it?

Why?

You guys aren't worth kidnapping.

Geez!

Brothers, get him!

I haven't even started robbing you guys and there's already internal conflict!

Don't forget to get me something tasty.

I got it.

- Bye. - Bei Wei Wei!

Wei Wei, do you want something to eat?

- No, thanks. - Bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

Joyful Xi? Good name, good name.

Welcome to Pu Village.

I'm the Chief of Pu Village.

I'll teach you some tricks to help you make your way around this world.

You are gifted, with a body built for martial arts.

Train hard and you will make something of yourself.

What is all of this nonsense? What should I be doing?

Hey...

I must make a difference in this world.

Rob the rich and give to the poor. Stand for justice and help the weak.

I shall wander the world aimlessly and eat and drink indulgently.

Come with me to slay monsters at the village entrance.

Wow! That's so amazing!

As long as you are free from distractions, you can do it too.

Chief, didn't you say that I could do it too?

Today is such a nice day. I'm going to take a walk around.

I'm going to take a walk around.

Help!

Wei Wei! I died again. Come save me!

Didn't you want to do this by yourself?

Please forget that I ever said that.

I've died several times just battling this first monster.

The first one?

Don't tell me that you're fighting the small monsters outside Pu Village.

Let me see.

What small monster?

There are so many monsters at its side. How can you call that small?

They're all attacking me at once, it's practically a glitch in the game!

Don't laugh at me!

Help me play. I'll stand back here and watch and learn.

I'll give you a massage.

Watch carefully.

Wei Wei, you're so amazing!

Kill a few more for me to see. I didn't get a good look.

Put some more effort into it.

The door is unlocked! Come in!

Hello, everybody. Want to take a look at these Mask Family facial masks?

These all have purely organic mung bean extracts.

Want to take a look?

I'm working part-time right now.

I'm selling these masks at a special price for friends and family.

It's a very good value.

I've used the mung bean one before. It's pretty good.

I'll take two then. How much will that be?

Okay, exactly 180 yuan.

Wait a second.

Here.

Perfect.

Are you guys playing a game?

What game is that? It looks fun.

"A Chinese Ghost Story." It's quite fun.

I'll have to try it when I get back.

Well, I'll head out then.

If you like the mask, come get some more from me.

I'm in room 304.

- Bye, bye. - Bye, bye!

Class Leader.

Bei Wei Wei's username is Joyful Xi.

She's playing "A Chinese Ghost Story".

Don't forget our deal.

I won't. Thank you.

I lost the basketball game.

But I won't lose Bei Wei Wei again.

President Zhen has already looked over these personnel transfers.

He wants you to write up a new copy and get it to him by tomorrow.

Thank you, Assistant Meng.

No problem at all. It's my job.

Assistant Meng, do you have something else to say?

I remember now.

President Zhen also told me

when I have time, to take a look at the interns that have been selected.

We just eliminated a bunch.

We'll have further discussions with the interviewers

and choose the most suitable candidates out of the ones that remain.

Good job. Let me see this.

This...

Yi Ran, I saw Bei Wei Wei with Cao Guang at the cafeteria today.

Bei Wei Wei and Cao Guang? Why were they together?

That's not the point.

The point is that I heard Bei Wei Wei say that she likes Xiao Nai.

Yi Ran, you'll have to watch out for her.

Girls like Bei Wei Wei are really good at bewitching others.

What's more is that, she's in Computer Science.

You'll have to keep an eye on her.

This candidate should be eliminated. I don't think she's a good fit.

And also...

Eliminate these too.

They're all from Qing University?

Okay.

Busy?

It's okay. What's up?

If you have time, let's play a game.

Can you not sit next to me?

I don't like it when others watch me play.

You have so many quirks.

You're just afraid of the humiliation of losing to your son in front of me.

Look at you. You don't get it.

Besides, when have I ever lost?

Of course you won't lose.

Whenever you're about to lose, you quit.

You--

Look at your mother, rambling on...

Dad.

The conduct with which you play games is quite worrisome.

I wanted to talk to you about something serious.

Xiao Nai.

You've always known what you wanted, ever since you were young.

That, I'm not worried about.

But now... you're using your talents on games.

Isn't that such a waste?

Dad, the books you write to educate people, why do you write them?

To exert wisdom, to teach, to clear up confusion

to publish results of hard-earned research

and to convey ideas and concepts.

Creating games is the same to me.

To convey my views and ideas.

It's just a different way of expressing that.

I want to use this more visual, more easily-accepted medium

to depict the world that I imagine.

Needless to say, the main reason is because of my pure interest.

Your turn.

What you said is reasonable.

I've been too close-minded.

I support you.

Thank you, Dad.

Game creation is just something I plan to do before I turn 25.

It's not my life goal.

Good. Let's play.

Next week, I'll be attending your elective course.

Why are you coming?

I heard that the attendance for that course isn't very high.

I'll help increase attendance.

I heard Professor Xiao is Xiao Nai's father.

Why is this room so empty?

That doesn't help. It's not like Xiao Nai comes.

And Professor Xiao's lectures are especially boring.

Is anybody sitting here?

No.

[Ah! Isn't this the elusive Xiao Nai?]

[Xiao Nai sat there! I'm going to sit there later!]

[I finally got to see Master Xiao Nai!]

[Which classroom? I'm going right now.]

[Why am I not on campus? Missing out again!]

[Location, please!]

[Stuck in traffic. Missing out again!] Xiao Nai's in history class!

[Got it! Running over!]

[Hurry, tell me!] [Quick! I want to see him!]

I'm really not used to seeing so many students show up for my class.

I want to ask, are you all really here to listen to my lecture?

- Yes! - Yes!

Okay.

It's my principle to trust in others.

I believe you guys, but I still have to test you.

At the end of our previous lesson, I left you with a topic.

I want to see if you still remember it, so I'd like for one of you to answer me.

Who will answer me?

That young lady.

The girl in the red, next to the boy in the white shirt.

Me?

Yes, you.

In our last lesson, you talked about the Han dynasty tombs, Mawangdui.

I did some research after class.

What I find most interesting

among the artifacts unearthed from Mawangdui

aren't the silk garments or the T-shaped painted silks

but rather some of the silk texts, the medical texts.

I think the ten different medical texts are the most valuable historical relics.

Take for example, "Recipes for 52 Ailments."

It was published earlier than "The Emperor's Inner Canon"

which is very acknowledged by academics.

I did some research.

Some of the treatments in the book

have already been authenticated by the medical world.

From this, it can be seen that some of the remedies

in "Recipes for 52 Ailments" are proper treatments

and can still be used now, just as they were before.

Using knowledge from the past...

I think this is where the significance of archaeology lies.

However, it is a shame that the silk texts were damaged

and many of the prescriptions have been lost.

Looks like I'm not that lucky today.

I picked someone who has been paying attention in class.

All right, we'll continue on today.

But I do hope that you students will focus more of your attention on me.

I was also a handsome young man when I was young.

- We believe you, Professor! - We believe you, Professor!

We'll stop here for today.

I hope that I get to see this many students again next time.

Thank you.

- Professor, we'll be here! - Professor, we'll be here!

You want to get out?

Si Si.

The aroma of your milk tea is seriously distracting me from my game.

Make me a cup.

If you want to drink it, just say so. Why make so many excuses?

I'm making progress.

Wei Wei, what's the matter?

What's up?

Professor Xiao's son attended his elective class today.

Xiao Nai?

- Are you serious? - Are you serious?

And... he sat next to me.

How were you so lucky? Darn Wei Wei!

Wei Wei!

You're terrible! Why didn't you tell me earlier?

A once in a lifetime chance to meet Xiao Nai and I missed it.

Did you take any pictures? Let me see.

Did you forget? I lost my phone.

Why didn't you get a new phone?

Go on the forum!

There's bound to be a picture on there.

I'm going to lick the screen.

Who told you guys not to take the elective with me?

I didn't get in.

Professor Xiao's elective credits are so easy to fulfill.

Who wouldn't want to take it?

I ended up with film analysis and meeting a hateful person.

My butt was sore for several days because of him.

Wei Wei, did you talk to the great Master Xiao Nai?

You had such a good chance.

Did you ask him for his phone number or something?

Maybe you could become Xiao Nai's cup of tea.

I don't have the skills for that.

No way.

You had such a good chance and you didn't say a thing?

Don't make me sound so bad.

I said two things.

"No", and "Thank you".

You're so hopeless.

What a waste of your good looks!

Next time. I'll practice.

I'm going to get us water.

Wei Wei.

Tell me all about it again.

Move.

Wei Wei, it's your lucky day!

Quiet down!

The great Master actually talked to you first.

- You're so lucky! - Keep it down.

Why keep it down?

Master Xiao...

How can I get to see you when I am at my most beautiful?

Master Xiao...

Master Xiao...

Wei Wei, the next time you see him, you better talk more and take pictures.

Talk more, take more pictures.

That girl in film class who sat on the broken seat knows Bei Wei Wei?

Hey, isn't that your dream girl?

Hurry and go help her carry the water jugs. Go!

No, I have another idea.

- Come on. - Let's go.

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