Original subtitles

Hey, it's Beach Festival today, do you think Yim Wing Chun will come?

Sure, she'll be here.

Wow, look at all these people!

My information is always accurate.

That's true.

If Wing Chun is not coming,

why would there be so many merchants here?

Aren't they afraid of the bandits?

Waiter, is Master Yim here yet?

Yes, she's been here for a while.

Let's go in.

Alright.

A man should be more decisive...

Yes or No.

Why are you so wishy washy?

Are you still thinking? It's getting late!

How about this. I'll give you another discount...

You aren't very sincere. How about this...

Master Yim is really shrewd.

No, that's Master Yim's aunt,

Abacus Fong.

Oh, she is? She's notorious!

I heard that she grew up eating stinky tofu,

that's why she has bad breadth.

Yes, it stinks!

I'm very sincere, look!

Bastard! How dare you!

What's so funny?

Forget it. I'm leaving.

Don't go!

She's leaving?

There she is.....

Master, how come Yim Wing Chun is dressed like a man?

Stupid. She dresses like a man but she is still impressive.

Good. Let's hire her to be the head of security.

Wait...

But Master, those bandits are after our family fortune.

We cannot wait any longer.

I have a better idea.

It will cost a fortune to hire her,

but if I marry her, I'll just have to feed her, right?

Master, are you kidding?

Of course not! Let's go.

Run! The bandits are coming!

Bandits! What should we do? Hurry. Let's leave!

Oh, I've got an idea.

Maybe it'll work.

You bandits rob our residents and the businesses.

l, Wong Hok Chow and Yim Wing Chun are here today.

How dare you stir up trouble!

Listen, we are not here to disturb your businesses.

We just want to invite you to our fortress to discuss a joint venture.

How dare you blackmail us in broad daylight!

Shut up! I think we'll have to use force to reason with you.

You have a bad mouth!

Who's calling me?

None of my business.

Go to hell!

I'll protect you!

Master.....

Master, are you alright?

I've driven the bandits away.

Scholar, your courage has driven the bandits away.

You have my utmost respect.

Thanks for your help. I'm very grateful.

It's our pleasure to help you.

I will visit you soon to show my appreciation.

It's not necessary. Go before the bandits return.

Yes.

Good-bye.

Good-bye.

We'll be very safe if she is with us.

Master, women who fight are no good even if they're beautiful.

Master, you should be careful.

Narrow-minded.

Good-bye.

I think this scholar is really something.

Are you interested in him?

Didn't you say you would not get married?

Yes, I did.

Your dad will be upset at me again.

Where is he?

Who hit me?

You must have offended many people.

Let's go.

I've been trying very hard to be a matchmaker for your family.

You are very lucky to have someone marry your second daughter.

Thank you. You have worked hard.

They are over there.

My youngest daughter....

Oh, I must leave now.

Dad.

Why did she leave in such a hurry?

To her, you are scarier than a ghost!

You.....

Now that my daughter is working with you,

you must be making a lot of money.

My brother, you and Wing Chow are set for life,

But Wing Chun and I have to take care of ourselves.

Shut up.

You have spoiled her.

I didn't teach her kung-fu.

Can't you be quiet?

It's all your fault.

Aunt Abacus, let's stop quarreling. I'm getting married tomorrow.

Let's have a happy Beach Festival Day.

Alright, I'll forget it,

It's not going to kill me anyway.

The River God has possessed the sorcerer's body.

Yes. Governor, we the three Southern Masters...

from the Brilliant Kung Fu School are here to pay our respect.

What a beauty!

What a beauty!

What are you looking at?

Why can't I just look?

I'm Charmy. My husband is very ill

and I have come a long distance to beg for some divine water.

Divine water is not for outsiders.

Please don't send me away.

Please have mercy!

I've come a long distance, my husband is very ill.

What a pity!

Wing Chow, if your husband becomes like him,

your life will be ruined.

Watch your words.

I'm telling you the truth! Let me finish.....

My brother, if her husband gets syphilis, then.....

I'm fine! I'm not hurt!

Here comes the bandits again!

Don't worry.

Bandits.....

Let's get that beauty for our 2nd Fortress Lord.

Help!

Help!

Go help her.

Why don't you go?

Help!

What should we do?

Don't worry, don't worry.

Good. Wing Chun is here.

Old Yim, keep an eye on your daughter.

Yes.

Make sure she doesn't mess in our affairs.

We won't put up with it any longer.

Come on, lady.

It's too late. They're here already.

Help!

Let's go.

Hit them!

Yim Wing Chun.

I don't care who you are. Get her!

Alright!

Shut your bad mouth.

Nothing good happens when you are around.

Bravo!

Hey, it's only the back of the sword!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Don't be afraid. The bandits are gone.

Hey, you! Watch out!

I'll be back for you!!

Yim Wing Chun rescued the girl.

Your husband is over here.

My husband, are you alright?

Waiter.

Yes, Master Yim.

Take him to the guest room and find a doctor for him.

Yes.

Your dad doesn't need your sister to do her chores today

because she's getting married tomorrow.

So he's making you do it?

What's so special about getting married?!

I bet you, she'll have to work like a dog after she's married.

Shall we hire someone to help you?

Are you feeling generous?

In that case, you do it all.

Since you're not getting married, you have to do it.

What about you?

The bridegroom is very ugly.

It's all my fault.

We're leaving.

Sister, let's go.

Let's go.

Wing Chow, if your husband yells at you..... What are you looking at?

I'll pluck your eye balls out! ...you should come home immediately.

Don't lose face for the family.

You be quiet!!

My brother, you should be more careful on the road.

You're old and may die before you return.

You should watch your mouth.

I meant well.

But he doesn't like to hear it.

Congratulations! Congratulations on your daughter's wedding day.

I'm Scholar Wong Hok Chow.

I've brought some musicians to celebrate with you.

Stop.

Thank you. That's very nice of you.

I came to show my gratitude to Miss Wing Chun for saving my life.

I'm really fond of her.

That's marvelous, that's marvelous.

It's getting close to the lucky hour. Let's go.

Good. We don't have to wait for you fiancee Leung Pok To anymore.

If we miss the lucky hour,

it'll ruin the peace in our family. Let's go.

Let's go.

Good-bye.

Uncle Yim, don't worry. I'll take care of Wing Chun.

We are going to be rich! Look at all these customers waiting for us.

Excuse me.....

Yim Wing Chun, we're are going to shame you today.

We have invited the renowned Master Wong to teach you a lesson.

Fat chance!

When it comes to martial arts, men are always better than women...

but when it comes to bearing children, that's a different matter.

I'll win for sure today.

Wing Chun, after my lesson today, go home and bear children.

This guy's mouth is worse than yours.

But your dad didn't want you to fight.

But Dad is not here.

That's right.

Kick his butt.

If you can smash the tofu, you are the winner.

I'll beat you

until you surrender.

Master Wong!

Looks like I have to get serious.

I want you to crawl out of here!

You had enough?

No.

He won't surrender. Hit him until he does.

No, not "hit". "Teach".

Master Wong, why... why don't you go back to your farm?

Get out of our way! Come!

A beautiful girl is selling herself to bury her husband.

Let's go!

Who could that be?

The husband of this woman died without leaving any money for his burial.

She is willing to sell herself. Bid starts at 10 taels.

The highest bidder can take her home.

10 taels.

11.

12.

12.50

13 taels.

15 taels.

Look at you!

You're drooling.

No, I'm just touched by her faithfulness.

I don't want her to fall into the hands of lustful men.

30 taels.

Scholar Wong, you must help her.

You must have some money to spare.

No?

Don't force him.

Not at all. how much?

100 taels.

You think I'm a millionaire?

Thank you, Scholar Wong.

Don't mention it.

This 5 taels is for the rent.

Thank you, Master Yim.

Use this to bury your husband,

and use the remaining to go home.

Thank you.

My name is Charmy.

I'm homeless now.

Would you take me in please?

In this case, come with us.

You can stay with us. We'll pay for the burial.

The rest of the money will be for food.

Let's go home.

Please.

Let's go back to our fortress.

Let's go.

Hail, 2nd Fortress Lord.

Hail, 2nd Fortress Lord.

Those two men want to join us in the fight against Yim Wing Chun.

Yes.

Tell them to come over here.

Come.

Since you two were not killed by the arrows,

this proves your loyalty to us.

Let's go upstairs.

Give them the Fearless Wine.

No.....

What have you heard about Yim Wing Chun?

The woman bought Yim Wing Chun.

No, Yim Wing Chun bought the woman.

This is ridiculous.

This bloody woman

takes whoever she wants

and now she's taken my woman.

I must save Charmy and kill Yim Wing Chun!

Kill Yim Wing Chun!

Hey Wing Chun!

Look at you. Since you've taken up kung-fu

you've lost all your femininity.

Now you're muscular all over.

No wonder nobody buys our tofu any more.

We still had some customers when your sister was here.

If I depend on you, I'll starve to death.

Don't worry, our tofu is made with the finest ingredients.

Nowadays, customers look for more.

The men won't buy from us if we aren't attractive.

Therefore, I've trained another Tofu Beauty.

Come on out.

I have dressed her up in your old clothes.

If she can't attract those men, I'll write my name upside down!

Not bad, eh?

Your clothes are very pretty.

Turn around. Doesn't she look like you when you're younger?

Yes.

Really?

Yes.

You will start selling tofu tomorrow.

You'll be the new Tofu Beauty.

Okay.

Let me show you a couple of my moves. Give me a sexy pose.

Chest up, stomach in.

It's alright to show some cleavage.

Start practicing.

Are you alright?

Time flies. So many years have gone by already.

If you put on those clothes again,

you'll look just as good.

I'm used to this look already. Every thing will be fine now that we have her.

You know I didn't mean to hurt you.

I know. You're just brainless.

Tofu Beauty, please sell us some tofu.

I've come very early this morning.

Please don't push.

I can't serve you if you don't line up.

We've come early to wait in line.

Excuse me.

You guys can line up now.

Boy, that stinks.

Get in line if you want tofu.

Yeah, line up.

She's such a seductress.

Is it sweet?

Very sweet. Give me another.

Bastard! One per customer, follow the rules.

I want two bowls.

Okay.

I want three bowls.

I'll stand in line again.

Wonderful. She's doing even better than you did.

People used to be more polite.

We're going to be rich!

You have a sweet smile.

Really? Thank you.

I don't want fresh tofu. I want preserved tofu.

Okay.

Soy Bean Milk is all sold out!

I have some...

You do? We don't think so.

Is he flirting with me?

It's been so long. I'm not used to this anymore.

No, not that one, the one up there.

No, over there.

Oh, your idea really works!

Further.

Over there.

You guys are so bad!

Told you it's not that one, its the first one!

Charmy!

Scholar Wong.

Let me help you.

That's okay.

It's alright, I'll hold on to you.

Okay.

Master Yim, let me help you.

Thanks, I can do it myself.

Let me help you.

I'm alright.

I got it.

Are you alright?

I'm fine.

Master Yim, you are really strong.

I really admire that...

Scholar Wong, since you're so helpful, why don't you help me grind the beans.

Come on...

It's a pleasure to help others.

Thank you very much.

We're running out of time. Here, let me help you.

Harder...

I'm exhausted.

Stop! I have respect for you. Don't do this to me!

I thought you enjoyed it.

I'm a respectful scholar. If people see us like this,

my good name will be ruined.

Confucius! Mencius!

Give me your guidance!

Sooner of later you'll be mine.

Yim's tofu is really sweet and soft.

I think the Tofu Beauty's fragrance is much sweeter.

Excuse me

What?

Did you buy that from the Yim's store?

Even people from other places have heard about the Tofu Beauty.

No, I've known her for more than 10 years already.

Now so many men are interested in Wing Chun?

You're nuts!

It smells so good.

Tofu please.

Excuse me.

Excuse me please.

Who dropped the money? Hey, who dropped the money?

I did!

She's such a beauty.

We haven't seen each other for ten years. Do you recognize me?

You are Mister...

I came from Fook Chow.

You've come so far to buy soy bean milk?

Yes. I'm out of bowls. Let me get some from inside.

Don't bother. Put it in here.

Fine.

It's full.

Yes, yes.

It smells good.

Tofu Beauty, fill my hands too.

You really are the Tofu Beauty?

They're just joking. Five cents please.

Here.

Are you tired?

No.

She has a lover already....

Thank you.

Watch your step.

Okay.

Who are you? What are you doing here?

I am Scholar Wong.

Who are you? What are you doing here?

I'm Leung Pok To, I've come to pay a visit...

Visit? Are you a government official?

He's ranked higher than you.

Officer, why are you visiting so late?

What are you talking about? I'm here to visit Wing Chun.

So we came for the same reason.

See you later.

Let's go.

Wow, he's good!

Hurry up.

I don't want to miss anything.

Fabulous!

Who are you?

I'm Flying Monkey.

Don't you dare touch me. Yim Wing Chun is here!

I've come to invite you to our fortress.

Smells good!

What's going on?

Charmy, what's the matter?

A bandit tried to abduct me.

Bandit?

Be reasonable. We're all here to have fun.

Why do you want to fight with me?

Wing Chun is my fiancee, don't you dare touch her.

I'm leaving!

Stop. It's not him.

I've got this back for you.

Sir....

It's not him?

No, you're mistaken.

Flying Monkey must have raped Charmy.

Stay here.

You risked you life to save me last night.

Why won't you talk to me now?

Please tell me what's wrong.

I studied martial arts for six years to protect you,

but was beaten by your lover.

The one who fought with you last night

is not my lover.

He's not? Thank God!

Then who is he?

She saved my life and she is my master.

I respect her.

How confusing.

Did you repay him with your body?

I belong to her already.

There goes my chance.

I'm only kidding.

Wing Chun is a woman.

What? You are not a virgin anymore? Oh my god.

Master Yim, the doctor is here.

She's here. I must go.

Are you alright?

You are secretly seeing a man. I must tell Wing Chun.

You won't...

I won't if you and I...

Whatever.

Let's see what's going on inside.

My friend, I'm sorry about last night.

I can't blame anyone, my kung-fu isn't good enough.

You're too humble.

What is your name?

You don't need to know the name of a loser.

Your wound is not that serious

but your sorrow can make it worse.

Frankly speaking,

my lover has left me.

Love hurts.

I wish them happiness.

Wing Chun really admires your graciousness.

Admires me? It would be better if Wing Chun marries me.

Pardon me?

I'm talking about how I feel.

Do you know how I feel?

Not now.

I'll kill myself if you don't believe me.

Don't open the window.

Fresh air is good for your health.

I really would kill myself.

I don't want to die.

That hurts!

I was only joking...

I didn't mean it.

Leave her alone.

Your husband just passed away and already you have two men.

The whole town is talking about you.

You have not only embarrassed yourself, but

you have also ruined our reputation.

Put it down.

Let me ask you, are all men

attracted to widows?

You're just jealous.

Yes, I am.

Charmy, tell me,

is it true that you can't live without a man?

Yes.

I'm not as smart as the two of you.

Wing Chun, you're brave and strong.

And Abacus, you're a business woman.

I'm just an ordinary woman.

My only wish is to marry a man who loves me,

bear children for him, raise them,

so that they'll take care of me when I'm old.

But ever since I got married, my husband has been ill.

I've searched many years for a cure.

I sold everything and spent all our money.

He asked me to leave him.

I thought about it,

but I stayed until he passed away.

I feel that I don't owe him anything.

She is indeed an ill-fortuned woman.

Don't you have any sympathy?

No.

If I'm given a second chance,

I'll make full use of it.

Right. You think so too?

I have two choices, one is rich and mature,

the other is romantic and good-looking.

I can't make up my mind.

Men are disgusting.

I know, they really are disgusting.

Yeah.

Really?

Do you want to try it?

No, I'm still a virgin.

Come on. it feels really good.

Told you, she likes it.

Wing Chun, you should try it too.

No.

Try it.

You'll love it.

The bandits are causing trouble in our village.

Our lives and properties are in danger.

I suggest that all able bodied men join forces...

Mr. Leung, you should be in bed.

I'm much better already. I'm just feeling a little down.

Is something wrong? Please talk to me.

We used to be much closer when we were kids.

When we were kids?

Yes, we used to be like brother and sister,

we talked about everything.

But now you've changed so much.

Why is that, Wing Chun?

Oh, you've mistaken...

We should discipline the bad.

Rapist!

Horny bastard!

How dare you push me?

A gentleman does not reason with his fist.

Fine, then I'll use my mouth.

A gentleman does not reason with his fist or mouth.

Then I'll use my foot.

This isn't the behavior of a gentleman either.

Stop it. Meet me in the backyard tonight.

I'll explain everything.

Please go.

Be careful.

You don't even know where he's from.

Just go.

You'd better go now before my men kill you.

Am I right, Charmy?

Charmy has fallen for another man.

She's dumping you.

I feel sorry for you.

I just care about Charmy.

I'm not in love with her.

Stop pretending. You and I are the same.

Greedy and cheap.

I'm better than Leung Pok To. I can't lose to him!

Let me help you.

You're such a friend!

Are you helping me for free?

100 taels.

Wow!

That's the price for a gentleman, but for you...

10% discount.

You guarantee I'll bed her?

Guarantee you'll have children with her.

Okay, we have a deal.

Give me my change.

I owe you 10 taels.

They have a date tonight

in her room.

If you show up earlier,

you'll be able to...

That's immoral.

Which room?

The one in the middle. Have fun!

We both want money and sex.

Wing Chun will be out of town for two days

Really? Are you sure?

Here she comes.

Tell 2nd Fortress Lord that we can get Charmy tonight.

Okay.

Okay.

Here I am, Charmy!

Flying Monkey, you want to get Charmy?

Did you get my permission?

Incredible! I'm exhausted.

I can't believe she gave me such a valuable gift.

Too bad, she smelled like stinky tofu tonight.

Anyway, it's still very special.

This old shoe is yours in exchange for your token of love.

The shoe is for me.

You can't just take it.

Why is he here?

I've received the symbol of our love.

You're too late!

Another one?

I don't want a used woman!

I've taught Flying Monkey a lesson.

Here's a towel.

Thank you.

Bitch, come out!

Come out, bitch!

What's the matter?

You two!

Adulterous couple, come out here!

How dare you treat me like this?

What have I done?

You were just with Scholar Wong and then him.

Now you've asked me to come here, you whore!

He's talking to you.

I was not with him.

Don't deny it. I saw him taking off your clothes.

He didn't take off my clothes.

Don't lie to me.

I saw you naked.

You can't stop me from revealing the truth.

Yim Wing Chun, ever since you left Fook Chow

I've been thinking about you.

I've traveled so far to see you.

I'm so stupid!

You are stupid.

I didn't take off my clothes, she did.

Shame!!!

Leung Pok To, you're as dumb as a pig.

You've misunderstood, she is...

Don't say it.

I know, she's a woman.

I'm sorry...

Sorry...

Are you alright?

Did that silly guy hurt you?

I'm talking about her heart, not her body.

Why didn't you tell him that you are Yim Wing Chun?

What's the use?

He does not love the real Yim Wing Chun.

You are all useless fools. Can't you even protect the 2nd Fortress Lord?

What happened to your pecker?

I guess you can't fool around anymore.

From now on, you can concentrate on kung-fu.

Am I right?

Of course, you're right.

Who did this to you?

It's a woman called Yim Wing Chun.

I'll take revenge for you.

Useless fools. Can't even defeat a woman.

The bandits are coming!

Calm down,

we're not here to rob you

but to buy wedding gifts.

It's on the left.

It's on the right.

Left.

Right.

2nd Fortress Lord, which way is the tofu store?

How would I know? I only come here at night.

Now who's leading the way.

Go straight!

What's going on?

A party?

Bandits...

Slow down people!

Are you nuts?

How dare you come in broad daylight?

I'm preparing for my wedding. Stay away!

Wing Chun, please stay away.

He's given us a lot of money.

Yes, he's doing business with us.

We're making big bucks here. Don't ruin our businesses!

Your wedding? Whose daughter have you kidnapped?

I've come to get Charmy.

How dare you!

He's messing with your wooden dummy.

Stop.

Stay away!

Not bad. My Cotton Belly could have killed someone else.

What do you think?

Good kicks, quick and fierce

but my hands are faster

I blocked them all.

So you are Yim Wing Chun.

Who are you?

I'm Flying Chimpanzee.

Another beast!

I was the one who wounded the Monkey. Come and get me.

Go ahead.

You are really gorgeous. I must have you.

Are you married?

Cut the bull!

You're right, not everyone can tame a wild horse.

How about a kiss?

Let me go!

Help me, Wing Chun.

If you get any closer, I'll kill her.

We'll fight again tomorrow.

If you win, I'll let her go.

But if you lose,

you'll be my wife. Let's go.

Wing Chun, help me!

How dare they take Charmy from Wing Chun. Look,

she's fuming.

Please come again!

Help!

Wing Chun.

Wing Chun....

Leung Pok To, help me.

Stop him.

Whirling kick!

See you tomorrow at the fortress.

Mr. Leung, Mr. Leung!

Pok To, Pok To!

Pok To, help me catch a cricket.

No problem.

Wing Chun, hurry up.

Wing Chun....

Hey, he's calling you.

Wing Chun!

Can't you hear him calling you?

He's not calling. He's just talking in his sleep.

Are you crazy?

Why did you give the Nine Magic Pill to Leung Pok To?

Our master gave it to both of us.

Half of it should be mine.

That pill is worth at least 200 taels.

He belongs to someone else.

Why did you save him?

You're out of your mind!

I've got to save Charmy.

But she's your enemy now.

Charmy and I are still friends.

It's not her fault. It's a misunderstanding.

Maybe that's fate.

Even if I am single all my life,

I still have my pride.

Besides you'll still be here to keep me company.

I've finally found my love.

Didn't you say that all men are disgusting?

But it's more disgusting and miserable to be alone.

I'm sorry.

Congratulations.

Wing Chun. Please don't go.

Wing Chun.

You.....

Why did you get up so early?

Did you know you've just eaten 200 taels?

I know...

Where are the bandits?

10 miles from the west of the Tai Sin Peak.

Hey, be careful! There is no more magic pill.

Go back. You haven't recovered.

I will go to the fortress to rescue Wing Chun.

I'll tell her that you wanted to come.

No, let's go together.

Sorry for embarrassing you the other day.

Let's not talk about it anymore, okay?

Okay.

She seems a little different.

She is not the Wing Chun I remember.

Since you two are good friends,

you must have known about the forced marriage.

When Wing Chun was 17,

the villagers called her the Tofu Beauty.

However, a villain laid eyes on her and forced her to marry him.

She didn't want to marry him,

so she asked a top kung-fu master to help her.

The Master said she could avoid the marriage by learning kung-fu,

but that would scare other men away as well.

Finally, she learned kung-fu and drove the villain away.

Life can be changed by just one decision,

but Wing Chun has no regrets.

Something wrong?

You seem to be telling your own story.

Wing Chun is my best friend,

she tells me everything.

Did she tell you about the crickets that we caught together when we were kids?

She is not Wing Chun, you...

Don't worry about who she is.

She is beautiful and very fond of you.

You seem to like her too, so why don't you accept her?

Do you know? You are my Wing Chun.

I'm not.

You're Wing Chun.

I'm not.

You are.

I'm not.

You are.

I'm not!!!

You're Wing Chun!!!

Okay, I am. Are you alright?

I am just over joyed.

I've finally found you.

It was worth the pain.

The newlyweds are here.

Thanks.

Congratulations...

Hurry up.

Congratulations.

All the best.

Come, my wife.

May we ask how the bride and groom met?

Everyone knows I kidnapped her.

The bride and groom should kiss.

Why did you hit me?

I can't stand it.

I didn't do anything.

Let's go on with the wedding ceremony.

Let's kowtow.

Alright, go to bed.

Stop.

The bananas are crushed. This means you will have many children.

My pecker is missing.

How can I have children?

It's alright, at least your wish is granted.

Brother, let me help you do it.

My pecker is willing to help.

Come on,

I haven't touched woman for two years.

Listen...

This woman is the bait to trap Yim Wing Chun.

I'm the only man who can control this wild woman.

Don't you want to see your big brother get laid?

Big brother, what about me?

Shut up, go drink with the rest of your brothers...

Dinner time.

He's sleeping with his eyes open.

Look at you.

Who hit my wife?

Go back to sleep.

I'm so drunk. I can see the scarecrows moving.

Cheers.

Wake up.

Yim Wing Chun, I'm the only one in the fortress

who can't drink or sleep.

It's all your fault. Get her.

Let's go.

Go rescue Charmy.

Okay.

Are you alright?

I'm fine.

Go

You're early.

Wing Chun.

Pok To.

You damn Chimpanzee, let her go.

Charmy, don't be afraid.

I don't want her even if you give her to me.

Are you alright?

I'm fine.

And yourself.

Okay.

You can leave first.

Wait.

Bring me the Champion Spear.

If you can get the spear out with three moves, then I'll release her.

If you can't get it out,

then you'll have to stay with me.

Okay. You got a deal.

The spear is under my feet, come and get it.

I'll be very gentle.

Shut up.

You are a bit slow.

But if you surrender now, I'll let them go.

I haven't even started.

Just wait till I beat you.

I like it.

Come and stop me.

I'll push it into the wall, let's see how you can pull it out.

Thank you very much.

Bravo!

Shut up, are you happy that I lost?

Great, this is getting more and more interesting.

I enjoy fighting with you.

We'll fight again in three days!

Let them go!

Yes!

Wing Chun, thank you.

Wing Chun.

Wing Chun, are you okay?

Not quite.

Where are you going?

To see my Master.

Will she be okay?

You've eaten my Nine Magic Pill,

you should be alright.

Master.

Teeth is stronger than the tongue, but gentler than steel.

Not strong enough, not gentle enough, how can I defeat the Chimpanzee?

Even a tall tree has to return to its origin.

Wing Chun, go and get married.

The owner is on some personal business.

Closed for the day.

Has Wing Chun become Mrs. Fortress?

We can't have sweet tofu anymore.

You'll be cross-eyed if you continue to stare like that.

Charmy...

Charmy!

Relax, you're out of breath.

Go to hell.

Charmy, why didn't you tell me you were back? Who do you think I am?

Have you lost your...?

She lost her virginity long time ago.

It doesn't make any difference.

The bandits just used me to bait Wing Chun into their trap.

I believe you but the villagers don't.

We should get married. secretly.

Why don't you move in with me first.

We will have our wedding after the rumors are gone.

Charmy is going to marry Wong Hok Chow!!

Marriage can't be forced.

You've seen what happened the other night.

Charmy and I have became husband and wife.

Here's your token of love to me.

I don't have such precious stuff.

Look.

My old shoe!

I've waited for your proposal for a long time.

It's you?

Give me back my chastity!!

I'll kill myself.

What's done cannot be undone. don't worry,

I'll take good care of you.

Is he alright?

He's adding up my wealth.

I didn't know you are so wealthy.

What's done cannot be undone.

I'll marry you.

Then I'll marry you, too.

Do you know how much he has?

Of course I do.

Congratulations.

Thank you...

Leung Pok To!

Who is Leung Pok To?

I am.

I have a message from Wing Chun.

I'm very thirsty.

Can I get some sweet tofu.

No problem. Please sit down.

Wing Chun, you're so cruel.

Why are you reading my letter? Give it back.

This is mine.

How can you leave me?

I thought you have a letter for me?

Yeah, but it's a message.

Look at him I am glad I have you.

How is that? Isn't the message sweeter than the soy bean milk?

Yes.

I've packed your clothes.

I've also packed for Wing Chun.

Thank you.

I've made this for you.

Thank you. It's pretty.

Clothes are better when new, but relationships are better when old.

I wish you and Wing Chun happiness.

He has probably chosen to be with Charmy.

He's not coming, I should leave.

Oh, you're here already?

Why did you hide in the tree?

I was afraid I'd be late, so I got here last night.

I just woke up and here you are.

You are always so silly.

Let's go.

Not feeling well?

Let me help you.

May we borrow your place to rest for awhile?

Certainly, I am going to pick some tea leaves.

Make yourselves comfortable.

Thank you.

Are you alright?

Let's rest for awhile.

I'm still a bit jittery after taking the magic pill.

Or is it because of me?

Don't tease me?

No, no.

Mosquitoes.

Ouch.

Let's see how far you can fly.

Now I understand what my master said.

Use Wing Chun to redirect the force of the Chimpanzee's cotton belly.

Let's fight the Chimpanzee again.

No, it'll be my loss if you lose.

How can that be? I...

Unless we get married first.

Your knees are hurting me.

It really hurts.

You deserve it.

It's a natural reflex.

Pull it out if you can.

I also have a good one.

No...don't tickle me.

You tricked me.

Don't worry. I'll be back soon.

Shout if you need me, I'll rush right in.

Wing Chun.

Kick his ass!

No one can ever escape from me.

If you want a lesson, I'll grant you one.

What if you lose?

I'll call you mom.

Great. My good son.

How dare you?

Choose your weapon.

Eight Chop Swords.

Your short swords can't compare with my spear.

You'll definitely be my wife.

I don't think so.

But, you can be my son.

The longer the stronger.

The shorter the riskier.

It's no use to have a long weapon.

Stop. Move aside. It's between me and her.

Wing Chun Fist.

I'll give you a ride.

One more.

Your kung-fu has improved a lot in the past few days.

You haven't seen anything yet.

Cotton Belly!!!

Kick you belly open.

Redirect Force.

I have destroyed your Cotton Belly.

I guess you should call me mom.

More Wing Chun Fist.

Call me mom.

One more kick.

Again.

Not bad, you're really persistent.

I'm not fighting anymore, my hands are numb.

Fortress Lord, are you okay?

How are you feeling?

You asshole!

How can you attack from behind?

Say sorry to your mom.

Big brother, you...

Say it.

Mom, I'm sorry.

Mom, am I right?

Yes, good son.

Farewell, mother of thieves.

Farewell, be good.

Yes, mother of thieves.

Wing Chun...

I'm thrilled. I'm very happy.

Get up. Let's go.

I am so happy.

Do you know how worried I was?

But I knew you would win.

When can we get married?

Let's celebrate with the others.

Thank you...

Never thought that we could sell all our leftover goods.

Yes, the buyers gave us a good deal.

Thank you...

Charmy, you should settle down, too.

Don't worry, I won't work at your tofu shop for life.

You're a lady, remember?

Thank you...

Congratulations...

The two of you are made for each other.

I wish you both a peaceful life.

Thank you.

Wing Chun I wish you both the very best.

When have you become such a smooth talker?

I am nice because I have a happy marriage.

It's almost the lucky hour, you should get going.

Yes, if we miss the lucky hour...

Yes, hurry up.

Let's go.

Thank you.