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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,923 Okay, can you give me a level? Just talk into the mic, 2 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,365 Say something about life. 3 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:27,125 I grew up in London and one of my best friends 4 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,690 thinks marriage is an illness. 5 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,091 Well, he sounds like a smart chap, doesn't he? 6 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:31,685 Right, uh, we're set. 7 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,728 This is all very professional. 8 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,161 Did Jeremy see all this? 9 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,165 Hold on, is this how it's gonna work? 10 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,322 You ask me a question and then interrupt me? 11 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,890 Sorry, do you want me to do my job or not? 12 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,645 Well, I was hoping it might be a little bit more fun. 13 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,481 - The big day! - I know! 14 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,090 Why are you doing it? 15 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:50,687 That's a weird opener, but, okay, um... 16 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,281 This is the way I do it, Jeremy. Look, you are welcome, of course, 17 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,204 to find whole host of amateurs that will, uh, charge you through the roof, 18 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,169 if you want it done the normal way. 19 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,802 - This is beneath you, isn't it? 20 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:05,289 Asking me, as a local community TV, award-winning, documentarian 21 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,250 on the life of garden insects, to film your wedding video means, 22 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:11,005 I presume, is out of respect, and not because I work in television, 23 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:14,687 therefore I can hold the camera whilst everybody else enjoys the day. 24 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,251 Which means? 25 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,241 - Yes, Jeremy, it is beneath me. 26 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:23,087 Marriage is more than just a commitment, it's... 27 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,611 a declaration of love to the whole world. 28 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,001 So you're not worried about a loss of identity? 29 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,162 Mrs... What will it be? 30 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:33,927 Giddings. 31 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,088 I'm not here to justify myself, am I? 32 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,924 You are Jeremy. it's called a documentary. 33 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,809 It's a wedding video! 34 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,280 I knew I should have just booked someone online. 35 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:43,522 -Ah, so you don't respect my work? -Oh... 36 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,682 This is going to be an expensive lesson, isn't it? 37 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,330 It'll be our wedding gift. 38 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,084 Was Helen this mean to Alex? 39 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:52,687 -Her normal professional self. -Oh, God. 40 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:56,649 Doesn't it feel like society, the media, politicians, 41 00:01:56,720 --> 00:02:00,361 they're all pushing you towards this for their own agenda? 42 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,126 Um... 43 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,201 No. 44 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,689 Can we take a break? 45 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,251 No, Jack, that's too far, no. 46 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,890 Come on, wait! Where are you... Where are you going? 47 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,482 Wound-up and unsettled 48 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,848 at exactly eight minutes. 49 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:20,608 Nineteen minutes! Damn! 50 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,004 I know if you've won, I will never hear the end of this, will I? 51 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,444 Here we find the creatures 52 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:07,051 known as the Ralphus, sleeping with his adopted brother, the Albert. 53 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:10,086 Collectively known as the dimwits. 54 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,451 - What the fuck! 55 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,886 -Jacky. Oh, Jacky boy. -All right, Albert, all right. Just a joke, yeah? 56 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,689 -All right, listen... All right, fine. -I'm gonna kill you. 57 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,240 I'm gonna take you down to Chinatown. 58 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,607 --Come on. Do you feel that? 59 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,160 -Do you feel that, Jacky? -Ahhh! 60 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,602 Do you submit, Jacky? 61 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,087 -Jacky! Do you submit? -All right. All right. 62 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,288 Okay. Look, I submit. I submit. 63 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,203 Just get off, get off! 64 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,486 Stupid. 65 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,051 Two out of three! 66 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,361 Ahhh! Off the ropes! 67 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,370 You think you can win without the elixir of life 68 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,204 and challenge me in my own domain? 69 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,323 - I will be champion! 70 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,371 Come on! 71 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:22,242 The man in the chequered pants is taking you down! 72 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:34,490 Oi! Oi! Oi! What the hell are you guys doing? 73 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:38,127 Sports entertainment, wrestling for the title. 74 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,567 WWE, WWE, 75 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,051 WWE... Oh! 76 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,321 UFC. 77 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,604 Who wants coffee? 78 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:47,681 All right. 79 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,808 Yeah, I'll have some of that fresh-ground stuff. 80 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,245 Got any soya milk? 81 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,290 Good morning! 82 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,245 What are you doing in my room? 83 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,402 We, uh, made you breakfast. 84 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,007 You're getting married. 85 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:22,044 I'm getting married. 86 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,322 My perfect day is here. 87 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,205 --You're getting married! 88 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,202 You're getting married! 89 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,682 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Ahhh! 90 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,566 -What is it? -I think you broke my toe. 91 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:42,641 What... 92 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:46,567 Okay, let's start your perfect day... 93 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:48,641 HOW. 94 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,360 Mum! Dad! I'm up! 95 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,328 it's a great day. My baby getting married. 96 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,528 There's so much to do. Eloy, get up! 97 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,601 Get up! 98 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,887 Woman, this is my house. 99 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,803 I get up when I'm ready to get up! 100 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,930 Okay, okay, I get up. 101 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,006 Neil! 102 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,765 I don't know who you are, 103 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:37,080 but you are about two seconds away from getting a serious pounding! 104 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,321 - Out! 105 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,245 -That's it, we're even, yeah, Pete. -No, no, no. 106 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,243 No, you still owe me money, so until I'm paid back... 107 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:52,446 All right, dear? 108 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,887 If it's any consolation, you do look very nice. 109 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,122 -Oh, give my love to Suzanne. -Oh, fuck off! 110 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,089 -All right. -Oh, you fucking... 111 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,486 Yeah, go on, laugh. 112 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,721 Ha! 113 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:14,491 --Peter, what the fuck was that? 114 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,925 Don't worry, man, I'm not gonna say a word. 115 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,604 I didn't. 116 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:19,887 I swear I didn't. 117 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,803 Mate, she's never, ever, going to hear it from me, okay? 118 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:24,042 So you just have a drink, relax. 119 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,484 I'm just going to go downstairs and give you a minute. 120 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,044 - {SHUSHES) 121 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,970 Soy sauce! Yeah, very mature, guys! 122 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,121 Jesus! 123 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:05,766 Good... Oh! 124 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:09,524 -Morning. -Yeah. 125 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,964 Do it, baby, yeah! 126 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,168 -Hey, bitches! -Hey, Sarah. 127 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,281 Hi. 128 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,204 -Today's the big day! Are you excited? -Yep. 129 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:32,611 By the end of today, I am gonna be Mrs Alexandra Christina Fernandez-Giddings. 130 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,608 I know it'll make us cousins, 131 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:39,571 but if I weren't in it by blood, I don't know if I'd marry into this family, so good luck. 132 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,130 -Thanks. -Just kidding. 133 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:45,005 Or maybe I'll be Mrs Giddings-Fernandez. 134 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,244 Yeah, do it. Rock on. 135 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,682 It's a bit New Age, isn't it? 136 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,201 Where's Anisha? 137 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:00,291 -I thought she was with you? -No. I thought she came here. 138 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,804 -Great. -Well, when did you last hear from her? 139 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,690 -At the hen night. -Do you think she's okay? 140 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,929 Yeah, she'll be here. She's been looking forward to this as much as you, trust me. 141 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,243 - I'm just going to check my phone. - Yeah, me too. 142 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:16,407 Great. It's the morning of my wedding and one of my bridesmaids is missing. 143 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,207 --Oh, God. 144 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:25,570 Okay, she might miss it, but I guess this explains where she is. 145 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,962 I mean, really, Anisha? 146 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:34,889 Okay. Just relax, I'm gonna go tell everyone. 147 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,121 Whee. 148 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,729 That looks really tasty. 149 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:02,409 I bet Alex had a cooked breakfast this morning. 150 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,682 The girls probably cooked for her, though. 151 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,566 What? 152 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:16,444 Did you, you know, with the guy in your bed? 153 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:22,083 Alex, I did nothing. He's just a stupid man with a stupid name, 154 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,288 Ralphus, making stupid comments. 155 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,125 Now, now, hold on. You know how sensitive I am about my name. 156 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,168 My mum's mind was going through some things at the time... 157 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,571 What? Her arse? 158 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,688 Killer shot! 159 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,083 Well, okay, so you think I'm stupid? 160 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,602 At least I didn't turn down candy-lips last night. 161 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,251 Marriage is not just a "once the ring is on the finger" thing. 162 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,130 Okay, well, what about that bloke in your bed this morning? 163 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:46,803 All right, I'm a little bit confused about that. 164 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:51,204 Anyway, last night wasn't even that type of night. I thought it was pretty tame. 165 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,929 You're right, it wasn't. 166 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,685 -Shouldn't you two be getting ready? -Yeah. 167 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,168 Delicious. Mmm. 168 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,203 I have good news and bad news. 169 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,324 -Why is there never just good news? -What is it? 170 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,650 Well, I guess it kind of started at Alex's hen night. 171 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,801 That party was so awesome. 172 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,042 It had absolutely everything. 173 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,722 We really outdid ourselves. 174 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,690 But you know Anisha, she's just never satisfied. 175 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,725 Then what happen? 176 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,322 I mean, I'm shock. 177 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,205 - This is hen night? 178 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,044 I'm sorry, what exactly are you trying to tell us? 179 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,049 Anisha and that stripper have run off together. 180 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,201 She would send video to you? 181 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:20,808 - Yeah, Anisha would. - Oh. 182 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:24,566 Yeah, I'm sure it's her. God, Anisha, come on. 183 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,526 So what's the good news? 184 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,602 Oh, yeah. Prada sale, 50% off. 185 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,085 Ooh, really? 186 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:36,162 A bond between two people that love each other, 187 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:39,848 and the day they become more than just a couple. 188 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,125 A couple of what? 189 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,726 Why won't you marry Helen? 190 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,326 I'm asking the questions. So, do you think marriage is just vanity? 191 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,401 Obviously you do. 192 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,851 You see it in your mind 1,000 times over. 193 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,843 Perfecting every little detail. 194 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:59,126 The flowing white dress, and horse-drawn carriage, huge cathedral... 195 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,721 So how close will this be to the dream? 196 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,170 Well, I know I'm getting the white dress. 197 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,967 I love her and I'm proud to say that to the whole world, 198 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,329 and if that's vain, well, book me in for a pedicure. 199 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:16,090 As for the other stuff, the church, dress, cake... 200 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,329 I just want it to be right for her. 201 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,688 The day itself is a bigger deal for the guy. 202 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,364 Are you serious? 203 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,805 That's ridiculous. 204 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,724 Come on. A big open display of emotion? 205 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,041 How often do men do that? 206 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,727 Guys might think about being married, 207 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,087 but girls dream of a wedding. 208 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,809 Emotion? Aren't most men driven by their dicks? 209 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,090 Yeah. Maybe. 210 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,491 But Jeremy's different. 211 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:54,643 My God, you stink, man. What do you eat? Rhino? 212 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,246 -Why have we got to smoke in here? -Because he doesn't like it, 213 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,731 so we always smoke in here. 214 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,610 Say it's coming through the vents, he'll blame the neighbours. 215 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,642 I think I've done a double-flusher. 216 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,442 Something's turning in my stomach. It must be nerves. 217 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,529 What are you nervous about, anyway? 218 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,241 I don't know. 219 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:17,284 This time tomorrow, it's all over for Jeremy. 220 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,124 You're right, actually. 221 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:23,205 You know, we'll be free, single, getting the ladies, and he'll be done. 222 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:24,841 No more one-night stands. 223 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:27,082 No more sneaking out in the morning before the nagging. 224 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:30,084 No more telling them, "I'll call you", and not calling. 225 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,091 In theory, no more lies. Full stop. 226 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,489 -Yeah, I couldn't handle that. -I would hate it. 227 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,085 Never getting married, me. 228 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,325 I'll tell you what, though, Alex is a nice girl. 229 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,329 -Looks after him well. -Gets on with all his mates. 230 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,966 -Dynamite in the sack, he says. -Got a good job. 231 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,641 -Hope I get a girl like that. -Yeah, I'd marry her in a heartbeat. 232 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:50,926 Me, too. 233 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,046 Well, I'd give her one anyway. 234 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,208 What? What did you say? 235 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,805 -What? -Alexandra? 236 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,531 -What? -Jeremy's girlfriend, you'd give her... 237 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,126 Unbelievable... You are unbelievable. 238 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,441 Something's wrong with you, man. You're unbelievable. 239 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,284 -What have I done? -Just... 240 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,245 Sorry, I was just... 241 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,603 I know what you mean, though. 242 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,570 - Get those legs right over her head. 243 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,929 -Have you got the rings on you? -Yeah. 244 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,604 Show me the rings. I haven't seen them, show me. 245 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,603 Rings? They're just silver rings. 246 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,405 -This one. -That is a silver ring. 247 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,084 It is. A very nice one as well. 248 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,525 --Oh... 249 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,125 -What are you two doing in here? -Nothing, mate. 250 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,170 - Just throwing your ring in the toilet. 251 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,040 Is that weed I smell? 252 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,565 No... Oh. 253 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,644 Must be that neighbour again. 254 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,405 Listen, I don't care if you got glaucoma, stop smoking weed! 255 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,564 All right, I'm getting ready. 256 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,286 Get it. 257 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,960 -Did you just have a shower? -Yeah. 258 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,488 I don't have showers, I have baths. 259 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,484 Are you gonna live with Jeremy when you're married? 260 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,447 Yeah. 261 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,931 Are you gonna sleep in the same bed? 262 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,206 -Yeah. -Yuck! He's a boy! 263 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,563 -Are you gonna do it and make babies? -Where did you hear about that? 264 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,648 Jenny at school says the man puts his penis in... 265 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,404 - Okay. You know what? I need to get ready. 266 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:36,643 Why don't you go talk to Papa or something, okay? 267 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,251 What now? 268 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,644 oh, man. 269 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,082 -Couldn't you answer the door? -it's not my house, mate. 270 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:19,289 Ah, my brothers, my brothers. What is this funny, funny business? 271 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,361 What? 272 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,010 -Are you Jeremy Deadman? -Jeremy Giddings. 273 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:26,369 -No, no, no. This is 69 Pat-Graf Street, yes? -Yeah. 274 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:30,047 Yes! I am Ujay Utaka, you are Jeremy Deadman. Here you go. 275 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,201 -But my name's Jeremy Giddings... -My friend, 276 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,203 I don't care what your name is. If you don't take this package, 277 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,281 I'm going to throw it in the River Thames. 278 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:37,489 And, you, stop filming me with that camera, before I shove it in your bum-bum. 279 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,040 -Just sign here. -Must be a wedding gift. 280 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,165 Oh, you're getting married? Congratulations. 281 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,248 My cousin is getting married today as well. 282 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,011 Have a nice day, Jeremy. 283 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,764 -Who was that? -Package for Jeremy Deadman. 284 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,009 Jack, get the boys. 285 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,731 -What do you think of Julie? -Julie's married. 286 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,925 -Yeah, but, I mean, if... -No buts. Married. 287 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,930 You found it yet? 288 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,685 Oh, God, I thought I had it then, but I think it was just sweetcorn. 289 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,761 Why the fuck am I looking in here? You dropped it in here! 290 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,649 It was safe in my pocket until you asked to see it, 291 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,722 so, technically, it's your fault. 292 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,202 -What am I even saying? it's your shit. -it's your shitting fault. 293 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,526 Just get the ring. 294 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,483 Pete? 295 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,210 -What are you doing? -Albert's not feeling well. 296 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,962 Jeremy just got a package addressed to "Deadman". 297 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,881 Oh, shin 298 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,328 What the fuck! 299 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,811 You sicken me. 300 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,886 Are you nervous yet? 301 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,361 No. 302 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,124 It's three years since Steve and I got married. 303 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,931 -Yeah, I know. That was a great day. -Yeah. 304 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,842 You know wearing sexy underwear gets a bit redundant, right? 305 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,809 Okay. Uh... 306 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,289 Why is that, Julie? 307 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,129 One, they're uncomfortable. 308 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,043 Two, he'll barely notice. 309 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:35,087 Three, if you do get any action, he'll probably just pull them off, 310 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,766 thrill himself for a couple of minutes, then go out drinking with his mates, 311 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,763 coming back the next day smelling of some other girl's fanny 312 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,251 with a half-full pack of condoms, 313 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:43,641 which you'll discover in a pocket while you're washing the grass stains 314 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,324 out of his trousers. 315 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,123 Sorry, I'm only joking. 316 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,646 Okay. 317 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,047 So... 318 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,361 -Do you think he'll like? -Mmm-hmm. 319 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,848 Jeremy, baby, this is all for you. 320 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,442 - Work it, baby. 321 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,121 Whoo-hoo! 322 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,401 - Darling, we bring things for you. - Mama. 323 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,484 -Do you not knock? -We see all before. 324 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,324 Don't be silly, girl. 325 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,049 Hello again! 326 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,489 When you watch this, you married. I very proud. 327 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,207 Shut up, don't embarrass her. 328 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:32,082 We bring traditional things, something new, borrowed, blue and old. 329 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,562 -Something new! -Mama! 330 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,687 - I told you they're amazing. 331 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,562 -Let me see, let me see. -Aw, Ma, thank you. 332 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,728 -Thank you, Papa. -Oh, wow! 333 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,801 - See. - Hey, they look wonderful. 334 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:49,680 Something old, borrowed, and, uh, blue. 335 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,124 We borrow them from Aunt Delia, 336 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,283 but she needs them back, because your cousin, she get married next month. 337 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,681 We kill three cats, one rock. 338 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,486 No. There's no way I'm wearing somebody else's knickers. 339 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,164 Especially not those. 340 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,685 It's tradition. 341 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:11,570 All women in our family get married in these. I got married in these. 342 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,804 Plus, the luck of this 343 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,803 bring a good bedroom life. 344 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,169 Come on, baby, for me. 345 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,091 For Mama. Please, please, please. 346 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,165 So beautiful. 347 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,686 Well, I can't reach Anisha, her phone is still off. 348 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,970 Why are you wearing granny panties? 349 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:47,801 No. 350 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,725 I say no. 351 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,121 Am I the only one? 352 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,564 -None of you guys sent this? -No. 353 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,687 No. 354 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:06,329 --What the fuck is that? Shit! 355 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,326 Deadman. 356 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,045 Think someone's trying to send you a message. 357 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:15,281 Oh, you think? 358 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,169 They can't be human, can they? 359 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:21,006 It's obviously a gesture of goodwill. it's a virility gift, innit? 360 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,409 -Albert, what's that on your face? -What? 361 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,481 There. 362 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,685 Jeremy, look, man, there's probably an ex-girlfriend 363 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,046 who heard about the wedding who's all pissed off. 364 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,804 You know how girls get all schizo, so just... 365 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:39,448 Or worse, could be the ex, old redhead herself. 366 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,882 -She never did get over you. -Mandy. 367 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,290 Oh, well, this is all I need. 368 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,970 You all right, mate? 369 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,085 I can't believe he actually came. 370 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,891 -Well, we paid enough for him. -Yeah, that's true. 371 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,931 I'm fed up of being filmed. Already. 372 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,288 Ooh, this decor is marvellous. 373 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,727 Remember the celebrity hair stylist we booked? 374 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,001 Well, he's here. 375 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,124 Alex, meet Voller. 376 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,209 I don't see much right now, 377 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,760 but I do see potential. 378 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,883 Pollyanna! Potential? 379 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,290 -I see lots of potential. -Hmm. 380 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,130 I'm sorry, but who are you? 381 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,886 Alex, he's that celebrity from that reality show, 382 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,962 - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow... - No. 383 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,167 For the next hour, I am the puppeteer and you are my work 384 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:38,006 in this cruel theatre of life. Hmm. 385 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,520 Everybody out! 386 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,282 Out! Out! 387 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,845 -Bye. -Except you. With the camera. 388 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,881 My art must be captured. 389 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,090 Good luck. 390 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,284 Right now you are a lump of coal, 391 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:59,807 but when I am finished, you shall be a diamond. 392 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,086 Yes. 393 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,284 Uh, please, please don't go crazy. 394 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,721 Some of the greats were crazy, hmm? 395 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,246 Apparently Walt Disney was a Nazi, 396 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,763 and look what he achieved. 397 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,042 I don't know what her problem is. 398 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,843 It's just a bit unusual, all being in one item. 399 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,649 Yeah, it's not that she doesn't appreciate it. 400 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,929 Well, she should. Because it's old, borrowed, and blue, like it says. 401 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,971 You wash, right? 402 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,561 Hmm. 403 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,602 -It suits you. -Thank you. 404 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,448 I'm shooting a make-over show. 405 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,882 This would be so much more interesting if you were a bitch. 406 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,770 Yeah, I really, really... I love it. 407 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,770 My regular guy said this style wouldn't suit my face shape. 408 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,286 The man is a buffoon. 409 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,447 You guys are both welcome to come to the wedding, if you'd like. 410 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:04,162 Part of the service is that we do your hair, and make-up, 411 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,891 or anything at the event, so, thank you. 412 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,727 I can't attend. I'm exhausted. 413 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,406 My creativity is drained. 414 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,289 But remember everything, Pollyanna, 415 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,967 and immerse me in the nuptials of the proletariat. 416 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,286 I depart. 417 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,526 I love it! 418 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,244 And has marriage ever come up before? 419 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,403 You know, like, in a previous, uh, relationship? 420 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,120 You know it has. 421 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,927 So you're doing this for him? 422 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,843 We're doing it for us. 423 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,282 It's not the 18th century. 424 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,930 Women don't get married because they have to, 425 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,411 they get married because they want to. 426 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,327 We said "honesty". it's for the film. 427 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,167 So put yourself back then. 428 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,571 You didn't want to get married, she did, and... action. 429 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,003 I didn't love her. 430 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,481 I think you can think you're in love, 431 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,962 but ask yourself if you wanna spend the rest of your life with that person 432 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,326 and you might just reassess. 433 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,245 Him promising himself to me, 434 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,844 and my belief in him. 435 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,730 That means everything. 436 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,402 What's the difference with Alex? 437 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,601 Me. 438 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,409 # With a beautiful face 439 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,484 # With beautiful eyes, beautiful eyes # 440 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,963 it's the only way he's gonna learn. 441 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,808 Why are we using these cups? 442 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,723 Couldn't find the mugs. 443 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,480 I think I'm getting quite nervous, actually. 444 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,528 It's not that hard, Pete. I just had my face in shit... 445 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,329 Yeah, yeah. Not about the organisation. 446 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,801 I mean, at the end of the day, he's gonna be Mr Giddings. 447 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,405 What if he turns into his dad? 448 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,606 -Jeremy? -Jeremy! 449 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,524 Jeremy, you getting married today, you big old fool? 450 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,090 - One of us could be next. 451 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,321 No. 452 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,128 I don't see any of us getting married soon. 453 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,884 -We're real men. -Mmm. 454 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,726 Ah. 455 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,680 I mean, parents always go on about gaining a daughter or a son. 456 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,649 -I mean, what do we get? -Nish. 457 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,927 Or lame excuses about why they can't go out with the boys, 458 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,480 because them and the missus need some quality time. 459 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,531 I mean, why don't people just say, "Not tonight, I'm shagging the missus." 460 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,203 Twenty years, us boys. We're like The Beatles. 461 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,881 Now Alex has come along and taken our Lennon. 462 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,008 There were four of them. 463 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,845 Well, you're like the fifth one that died of a brain haemorrhage or something, 464 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,285 but is still here. 465 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,201 To Jeremy, still being a man. 466 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,086 -Pete. -Hmm. 467 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,765 To Jeremy and Alex. The smart ones. 468 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,483 Do you think he's gonna change? 469 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,206 Nah. He'll always be the one helping us out. 470 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,524 Good point, and today we have to help him. 471 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,411 'Cause if Mandy did send those balls in the jar, she's probably gonna turn up. 472 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,608 We have to be on the lookout. I don't want any more problems today. 473 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,206 Do you hear me? No more pranks. 474 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,885 Wasabi? Yeah, funny, you pricks! 475 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,529 No more pranks. 476 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,370 Wow, you do really great work. 477 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,201 Thank you. 478 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,328 So, I called Anisha's boyfriend, 479 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,767 and he hasn't seen her in three days. 480 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,082 But she picked up her dress, so that's a good sign. 481 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,771 Oh, I'm gonna kill her. it's my wedding day. 482 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,331 She's run off with a bloody stripper. 483 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,085 She's probably being fucked by "the chap" right now. 484 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,811 She needs to stop thinking with her pussy and start thinking with her brain. 485 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,441 Slut. 486 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,124 Well, I'm jealous. 487 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,401 Really? 488 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,366 Jules! If there's anything you wanna add on tape 489 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,091 about marital sex, or the lack thereof, 490 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,731 I think it would fit in nicely with the wider brief. 491 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,404 - No. - Beautiful. 492 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:29,360 You look amazing. 493 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,126 Jeremy's a lucky guy. 494 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,244 You make sure he knows how lucky he is. 495 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,571 What else can we say? 496 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,328 Sluts get fucked 'cause they think with their pussy. 497 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:44,082 -The car is here. -Shut up. Baby, car is here. 498 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,124 Come on, vamos! 499 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,241 I'll see you later. 500 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,400 Bye. 501 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,769 Okay, have we got everything? Old? New? Borrowed? Blue? 502 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,927 - Sorry. Er, ah, bouquet! - Yes. 503 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,601 -Uh, veil? -Yes. 504 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,681 -Garter? -Yes. 505 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,761 -Vows? -In my head. 506 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:03,841 -Tiara? -On my head. 507 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,001 -No, it's not. -Where is it? 508 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,367 I don't know. We'll find it. Come on, we gotta go. 509 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:09,881 Oh, you okay? 510 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,563 -Whoa, you all right? -Sorry, I just feel like I'm gonna be sick. 511 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,211 Hey, it's just nerves, you'll be fine, okay? 512 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,044 -Okay. -Right. Let's go! 513 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,366 Oh. 514 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,523 - This is more than just nerves. - I gotta go. 515 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,406 Sandra? 516 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,807 I think she's going to be sick. 517 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,363 From the nerves. 518 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,005 Okay. 519 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,846 Mmm. 520 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,440 Hello, my name is Sandra. 521 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,041 Bye. 522 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,686 -Start again. -Why are you touching my elbow? 523 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:15,847 -Start again. -Why are you touching... 524 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,921 -Restart, no, restart... -Don't touch the... 525 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,923 -...because that is not... No. -Just focus on the game. 526 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,890 So how do I look? 527 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,122 You look fine, man. You look fine. 528 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,329 What? I don't look good? Yeah, leave it to me to look normal on my wedding day. 529 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,287 -You slapped me? -Because you're moaning 530 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,521 like an old lady. 531 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,127 Everything is sorted. All you need to do is turn up at the church 532 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,645 and remember your lines. 533 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,610 I'm gonna go downstairs and give you a minute to yourself, all right, man? 534 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,808 -Are Ralphus and Albert ready? -Yep. 535 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,882 -And you got the rings? -Uh, yeah. 536 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,642 What about the car? Is he here? 537 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,285 Yeah. Yeah. 538 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,721 Have you driven an actual car in your life? 539 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,043 Oh, my God! Why are you two not ready? He's gonna come down, he's gonna kill you. 540 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,771 Relax, guy. I just took the suit off to beat his ass. 541 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,525 Yeah, I just feel a lot more comfortable like this. 542 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,811 -Peter! -What time is the car due? 543 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:13,881 Car? 544 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,928 -What time's the car here? -What? I said I'm checking, go sit down. 545 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,001 -All right, mate? -Relax. 546 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,969 -What's going on? -What's going on? 547 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,168 Nothing's going on. Erm, you're acting a little strange. 548 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,562 Everything's fine. I will just go check, so you sit here, have a cup of tea. 549 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,085 I'll be back in a sec. 550 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,161 --Oh, honey, 551 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,527 - I thought you were going to throw up. 552 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,807 I mean, this is really testing the limits of our friendship here. 553 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,487 I'm sorry. I couldn't hold it in. 554 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,601 -Don't get any on my dress. -I'm not wiping your ass. 555 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,728 - Will you two stop? 556 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,047 This is embarrassing enough as it is. 557 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,241 Yuck! 558 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:58,611 Out! Out! Get her out! Get her out! Get her out! Get her out! 559 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,882 -Are you done? -Yes. 560 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,081 Ugh. 561 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,601 Thank you. 562 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,250 Is Alex angry at me? 563 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,051 No. She just wants it to be a nice day. 564 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,284 Oh, Sandra, I'm so sorry I yelled at you. 565 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,842 -You know who my favourite girl is, right? -Me? 566 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,924 -Yes. -Will I get flowers like yours today? 567 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,128 You'll definitely get flowers like mine today. 568 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,204 -You'll get your own special flowers. -Yes! 569 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,163 -That wasn't on, was it? -Uh, no. 570 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,043 Guys, thank you so much for being there 571 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,521 for me. 572 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,682 Yeah, well, I have to change the batteries, so you guys go down 573 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,922 -and I'll catch up with you. -Yeah. 574 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,442 -You didn't have to wipe her arse, did you? -Never speak of this again. 575 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,171 I asked you to order that car. 576 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,050 -I honestly don't remember that. -Yeah? Well, I've got a list. 577 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,527 Well, it's too late now, just get ready. 578 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:01,961 -Pete? -Hmm? 579 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,041 -What's the matter? -I may have been mistaken, 580 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,361 -but I think on the list... -What? Hmm? 581 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,127 So where's the car? 582 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:13,606 Jeremy, you're not gonna believe this, but, uh, Albert forgot to order it. 583 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:14,761 Albert didn't... 584 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,841 I knew you lot would mess it up. 585 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,922 So I took the liberty of ordering one myself. 586 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,446 You see, babe, you are marrying a smart man. 587 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,204 So you ordered one, even though you asked me to delegate... 588 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,044 -Do you really wanna go there? -No. 589 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,929 Actually, saying that, he should be here by now. I'll give him a call. 590 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,360 I can't believe you'd grass up Albert like that. 591 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,481 I didn't. 592 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,929 -No memory, that boy. -None. 593 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,244 Hi, it's Jeremy Giddings. I'm getting married today. I've a car ordered. 594 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,446 I am so sorry. 595 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,161 You got another one though, right? 596 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,524 I don't want a refund! I'm getting married in two hours! 597 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,170 How am I supposed to get there? 598 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,528 A message? Yeah, well, what message? 599 00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,243 Yeah! I will check, and I will check you if there isn't! 600 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,246 Shit! 601 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,481 "I'll check you"? 602 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,168 -Good one. -What am I supposed to do now? 603 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,281 Look, hang up the phone again, I'll get a cut-away, 604 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,601 -we're gonna push in. This is a killer shot. -Jack, you're a prick. 605 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:12,721 But... 606 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,925 -Listen, about the car... -Ah, no one blames you, mate. 607 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:19,241 Yeah? 608 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:24,326 Well, then who is willing to take me on for the championship? 609 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,970 Will it be you, King Ralphus, or you, Tiny Pete? 610 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,401 -Ralph, Ralph... -Have you learned nothing from this morning? 611 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,761 -I will take you down! -Uh-oh. 612 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,330 -Off the ropes! -And a miss! 613 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,441 -Okay! -To the head! 614 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:37,965 -Oh! -To the head! 615 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,041 -Oh! -Guys. 616 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,121 -And again! -Ahhh! 617 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,644 oh, shin 618 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,964 I don't believe this! 619 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,085 What's wrong? 620 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,050 The car I ordered, it crashed. 621 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:57,602 Oh, mate, listen, you are getting married today, 622 00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,571 I understand that, but you are worrying about things that in the big scheme of things 623 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,926 means nothing. 624 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,409 Is it too much to ask for a good day? 625 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:08,841 -No. -No, no. 626 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:13,569 From now on, this day is gonna continue without a hitch. 627 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,890 -Absolutely. -it's gonna be the perfect day. 628 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,731 - Absolutely. - Yeah? 629 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,167 Right. 630 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,811 Now, has anyone seen my phone? They said they left a message. 631 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,487 Er, don't you remember, when we came in drunk last night 632 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,450 you said your phone looked like a goldfish? 633 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,606 What's your point? 634 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,366 Oh, mate. 635 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,081 It's only a phone. You'll be all right. 636 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,090 -Oh. -Um... 637 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,408 Oh, my God. 638 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,450 It's just, uh... Big scheme of things... 639 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,529 - Don't have to... - First of all... 640 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,484 -Yeah? -...there was a man in my bed. 641 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,289 -Okay. -Then soy sauce. 642 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,203 -Yeah, but that was... -A threat! 643 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,602 -Testicles in the post! -I'll give you that. 644 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,160 -Wasabi! The car! My phone! -Yep. 645 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:04,004 And now this! Come here! 646 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:06,129 -No, no, no, no... -Jeremy, Jeremy? 647 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,487 Not the face! Don't! Get off me! 648 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,642 I will sort a car right now! 649 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,163 -If you're... -Don't say a word. 650 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,485 - He looks friendly. - Shut up, man! 651 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,086 You're a good driver, aren't you? It's a nice car. 652 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,400 It's a lovely car. J, you're very lucky. 653 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:32,367 Just shut up! 654 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,601 Well, this is it, it's only two more hours to marriage town. 655 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,284 - Another one bites the dust. 656 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,931 You and Julie down, there's only three of us left. 657 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,362 -I guess you're next. -I think not. 658 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,488 Well, it's whoever catches the bouquet. 659 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,810 That thing will land in hell before I ever try to catch it. 660 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,770 -I'm so over relationships. -Yeah, I know how you feel. 661 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,609 Ugh, God! Need some air. 662 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:15,806 Whoo! 663 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,250 --Hi! 664 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,210 Whoo! I'm getting married today! 665 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,611 - I love you, Jeremy! 666 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:29,721 Hi! 667 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,364 Oh, my God! isn't that Anisha? 668 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,683 - Anisha! 669 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,284 -Anisha! That's my bridesmaid! -Oh, my God! 670 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,203 - Look at my hair! - Anisha! 671 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,090 Meet us round the corner! 672 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,761 - Oh. 673 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,602 --That was hilarious! 674 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,128 -Hey, girls! -Hi! 675 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,331 Oh, where the hell have you been? We've been worried sick. 676 00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,051 Oh, my God! Remember that stripper, Steelo? 677 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:03,886 I've been with him for three days. He is a god! 678 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:05,321 What about your boyfriend? 679 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,970 Oh, I called him and said, 680 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,441 "Baby, welcome to Singlesville, you." 681 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,121 -That's so mean. -How much of a god? 682 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,807 - Like, actually, really, all night, no break. 683 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,609 I'm so glad I booked him. 684 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,444 No offence, but if it wasn't for him, 685 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,126 your hen night would have been totally uninteresting. 686 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,725 Yeah, it would have been totally uninteresting. 687 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,890 -Agreed. -Anyway, I got you a gift from him. 688 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,888 They're called love drops. 689 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:43,201 They vibrate when you tense and emit little pulses - 690 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,564 instant orgasms. 691 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,922 -Gross. -Relax, I didn't use them. 692 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,043 What do you do with them? 693 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,640 Use your imagination, prissy. 694 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,127 Oh. 695 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,607 Well, we shouldn't leave them lying around. 696 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,445 --What? 697 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,570 Oh, champagne! 698 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,404 I'll get it. 699 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,529 Take those. And here's a fresh bottle. 700 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,647 Oh, my God! Oh, my God, I sat on the glasses! 701 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:22,722 My arse! 702 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,480 My bum-bum! 703 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,041 Hello? 704 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,610 I'll be there in a sec. 705 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,170 So, Peter, 706 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,326 what do you think about Jeremy falling in love? 707 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,641 Well, you know, since his last relationship with Mandy 708 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,240 ended quite badly, 709 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,448 you know, it was amazing that he found love at all. 710 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,365 What? Exes not entitled to their say? 711 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,087 Probably not, but go ahead. 712 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:57,327 Just because I'm no longer part of the famous Jeremy and his entourage... 713 00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,369 How do you feel about the wedding? 714 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,443 Good. You know, I introduced the two of them. 715 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:02,961 Sort of. 716 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,761 More or less. Well, I was there, weren't I? 717 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,481 This should have been my seat. 718 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:10,930 - She's an imposter. - Right, that's... 719 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,968 No, look, I'm just having my say. 720 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,849 Still sporting the Doc Martens, I see. 721 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,888 They complement each other like... 722 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,247 Like a fine Beaujolais and a good Brie. 723 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,005 Or like bangers and mash. 724 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,891 Saltfish and ackee. 725 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,167 You haven't eaten today, have you? 726 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,528 It was always us, you and me against the rest of the world. 727 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,523 Your cat dying was a terrible accident. 728 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:33,806 You and your friends are total... 729 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,489 - Shit! - What? 730 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,851 Alex and I agreed the car I got would be the one to leave in. 731 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,365 Her's is only booked to take her there. 732 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,681 When she sees this waiting to whisk her away, 733 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,842 she'll divorce me before she's even left the church. 734 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:47,967 And when she sees your jacket... 735 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,084 Well, the tailor could have made them better. These are pecks, not moobs. 736 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,888 -Stop the car! -Are you serious? 737 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,086 What are you doing? 738 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,401 The wedding starts in an hour, finishes in two. 739 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,687 You've got until then to find a suitable car. 740 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,001 How am I gonna get a car in two hours? 741 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,645 Where are you going? 742 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,969 Tell someone who cares! All I wanna do today is get married. 743 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,644 What? Where's the church? 744 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,365 Notts Road! And fix that jacket! 745 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,729 You fix your face! 746 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,290 Right, come on, mate. 747 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,205 Is he for real? 748 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,565 I tried calling Jeremy. His phone's off. 749 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:29,930 This was supposed to be my perfect day. 750 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:32,368 It's gonna be okay. Let me call Peter. 751 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,770 My wedding day's always going to be remembered for Julie's arse. 752 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:44,610 -Pete... -Sorry, it's the suit trousers. Sorry, sorry. 753 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:46,885 Sarah? Hello? 754 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,440 -What? -What's happened? 755 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,325 - Julie's had an accident. - Well, is she okay? 756 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,526 Is she okay? 757 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,045 Tell Alex I love her. 758 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,451 Jeremy says he loves Alex. 759 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,091 Tell Julie I hope her... I hope she's okay. 760 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,922 -Okay, we'll see you soon. -I don't think I can do this. 761 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,889 -What? -it's nothing. it's fine. 762 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,844 Jeremy says he loves you. 763 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,607 Look out! 764 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,606 Sorry. 765 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,085 -Oh, my God, how are you feeling? -How do you think? 766 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,771 Helen, you keep that camera at this end of me, okay? 767 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,050 Did you get through to Steve? 768 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,685 No. Voicemail. 769 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,331 But Peter says hi. 770 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,562 -He's hot for you, you know? -What about the dress? 771 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:51,961 - The tears are small, it'll be fine. - Oh, thank God... 772 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,645 ...you're okay. 773 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,283 -Where's the nurse? What did she say? -She? 774 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,361 Hi. 775 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:03,280 So we gave her a tetanus shot, and she needs to take it slow for a while. 776 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,169 Just a few more stitches and then we're done, okay? 777 00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:06,287 Oh, let's see. 778 00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,125 Oh, no, no, no. Please, guys, come on! 779 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,762 - Oh, my God! 780 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,968 -How many stitches? -Twelve. 781 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,123 Four there, one there, 782 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,643 three there, three there, 783 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:22,042 and one... right there. 784 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,844 I didn't know you were pierced. 785 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,520 Mmm. 786 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,850 You know these trousers, they supposed to dry-clean? 787 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,571 Yeah, I know, mate. it's, uh, my mate's wedding. 788 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,449 I've only got five minutes. 789 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,969 -So... -Mate, huh? 790 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:50,408 Right, I'm not being racist, but you lot are really freaking me out. 791 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,560 -We're late, where's the driver? -In the toilet. 792 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,889 -Got you a cushion. -Oh, thanks. 793 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,522 So is Jeremy a sprayer or a lifter? 794 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,724 -What? -Does he pee on the toilet seat, 795 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,926 or does he lift it and leave it up? 796 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,684 Will you get your mind out of the gutter, please? 797 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,969 Seriously. Cosmo says you can tell the type of man by what he does. 798 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,930 If he pees on it, then he's rebellious and controlling. 799 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,810 If he leaves it up, then he's unreliable and lazy. It's one or the other. 800 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,086 - it's rubbish. 801 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,525 it's true! 802 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,045 -Julie? -Uh, Steve pees all over. 803 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,730 -Helen? -He leaves it up. 804 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,088 -Sarah? -Hello? Single. 805 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,211 -Well, Alex? -it's always dry and down. 806 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:35,645 Wow, a guy that doesn't pee all over the toilet seat. Impressive. 807 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,491 It's almost unheard of. 808 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,245 But if that's what he does, then he's a rarity. 809 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,641 Or he's gay. 810 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:42,721 Oh, God! 811 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,883 Wait, whay are we talking about how my future husband goes to the loo? 812 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,849 -And he's your cousin! -Gross! 813 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,322 So, Sarah, what's with the single thing? 814 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:54,401 Hate men? 815 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,211 I don't hate men, I've just had my fill. 816 00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,286 Excuse the pun. Plus, the good ones are taken. 817 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,522 Hey, that's not true. They're not all taken. 818 00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,126 I mean, Peter's nice. 819 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:08,450 Average at best. But I guess we all like the taste of a bit of chocolate now and again. 820 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,523 God! You're such a dirty pig. 821 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,042 We all know he and Julie have sexual tension. 822 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,010 - Excuse me, I don't think so. 823 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,886 Have you ever thought about, you know, drinking from the furry cup? 824 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,691 - Anisha? - I don't know. 825 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,884 No, women are crazy. 826 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,725 Yeah, we are. Totally crazy. Yeah, we are. 827 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,244 -Excuse me! -Finally! 828 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,642 -Yep? -Do you pee on your toilet seat? 829 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,085 - Crazy. 830 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,005 So, Jeremy? 831 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,529 Who do you think sent you the balls? 832 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,051 Man, if I'm late, you lot are taking the blame. 833 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,121 What? why? 834 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,806 Think about it. If she thinks I've ruined her big day, 835 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,451 there will be no consummating of the marriage. 836 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,727 You want us to take the blame for not getting to the church on time, 837 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,086 -and with a man down? -Yeah. 838 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,605 And you've been with her for ages. 839 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,926 The fanny won't be any more special. 840 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,923 Can you not talk about her like that? This is my wife. 841 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,441 Future wife. 842 00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:02,760 -Shut up! -Shut up! 843 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,729 Next time I'm best man, I want a contract. 844 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,450 -Here. -Good luck, my friend. 845 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,090 You have balls turning up late, innit? 846 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,326 What did you say? 847 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,649 -What do you know about the balls? -Huh, what? 848 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:14,846 The testicles I got this morning. 849 00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,445 Get off me, man! 850 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,603 -You don't touch a man... -How would he know? Let's go. 851 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,691 They're already here. They're supposed to arrive after us. 852 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,284 I'm so sorry, babe. 853 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,483 -It's all right, mate, it's all right. -I'm ready. 854 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,928 -Ugh! -What do you mean, "ugh"? 855 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,082 Deadman! You are a dead man now! 856 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,241 -Run? -Yeah. 857 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,365 - Peter, what was that? - Keep moving! 858 00:47:55,960 --> 00:48:01,046 They're still coming! There's loads of them! Run! 859 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,130 Should've seen your face, man! 860 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,168 They are very angry. 861 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:21,721 Finish them! 862 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,847 No problem! 863 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,921 Ralph, Ralphus? Let's have you up, come on. Come on, get up. 864 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,361 What are you doing? Let's go back to the wedding, indoors. 865 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,808 My glasses! Oh! What the hell was that? 866 00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,129 -What road was that? -Notts Road. 867 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,565 Oh, shin 868 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,121 We're supposed to be at St Mary's on Notts Avenue. 869 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:48,287 That's the wrong church. 870 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,681 What idiot denomination would build two churches so close... 871 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,001 Don't even answer that. 872 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,162 I just wanna find the church and get married. 873 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:55,647 But I don't know where we are. 874 00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:56,846 You don't know where you're getting married? 875 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,890 Well, it's the church her mum goes to. You were at the rehearsal, you should know. 876 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:01,041 Well, the directions are on the... 877 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,121 Oh, I've lost the iPad. 878 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:03,241 Oh, you've lost the iPad. 879 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,482 Oh, well, it was a wedding present, so technically it was your iPad. 880 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,166 Today was a demo about how good it was going to be, Jeremy. 881 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:09,730 Can this day get any worse? 882 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,290 I just wanna find my wife and get married. 883 00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:14,881 Future wife. 884 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,206 -Shut up. -What? 885 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,520 Let's go. 886 00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,361 --Yeah? 887 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,326 What happened to, "Welcome to Figarude, how may I help?" 888 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,643 -Do you want something? -Yeah, I wanna rent a car. 889 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,401 -For when? -Now. I want a limo or something posh. 890 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,245 All of our cars are out, most of them ain't due back till later today. 891 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:43,730 So why did you ask me what I wanted? 892 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,286 I never. I asked when you wanted it. 893 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:51,207 Listen, you little fanny, could you stop being smart with me and go get your boss? 894 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,931 -You wanna speak to the manager? -Yes, dumbo, thank you. 895 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,330 Dad! There's a bloke here that wants to speak to you! 896 00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:58,686 Who is it? 897 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,841 Guys, the limo! Ah, fuck! 898 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,085 Okay, we need to go before she sees us. 899 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,250 Go, go, go! 900 00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:31,728 -How's your, um... -Fine. 901 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,524 Are you still feeling sick? 902 00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:37,530 Listen, when I got married, I was as nervous as hell. 903 00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,565 Mind you, if I'd known the outcome, I might not have bothered. 904 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:46,364 Okay, Julie, you know what? You've been saying stuff like that all day. 905 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,091 Is there something going on with you and Steve? 906 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,850 Yeah, he's been cheating on me. 907 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,287 Oh, God, Julie, hon, I'm so sorry. 908 00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:59,090 Shit! I missed it! Can you say that again with the same intensity? 909 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:00,400 -Oh, God! -No! 910 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:06,924 -Yeah, she's a 19-year-old gymnast. -Ugh! 911 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,240 -Fucking asshole! -Imagine that. 912 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,006 Someone else that would take that wanker other than me? 913 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,645 -Why didn't you say anything? -I don't know. What is there to say? 914 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:22,922 Anyway, at least I've got these to look forward to when I get home. 915 00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,449 -We'll talk about it later, okay? -Okay. 916 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,007 -it's your day. -Are you okay? 917 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,928 -I love you. -I love you, too. 918 00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,600 Come on. 919 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,764 That reminds me, 920 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:47,044 I've invited Steele. He should be in there now. But don't worry, he's lovely. 921 00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:48,645 -The stripper? -Not now, honey. Showtime! 922 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,529 -Alex, Alex! -You invited a stripper to my wedding? 923 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:51,647 How could you do that... 924 00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:01,046 -Great, just great. -Oh, Alex, I'm so sorry. 925 00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,084 I'm wearing stupid blue knickers, 926 00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:06,926 one dress is covered in blood and glass and the other one's torn! it's... 927 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,082 Someone up there does not want me to get married. 928 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,164 So maybe I just shouldn't get married? 929 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,842 We made it. Nothing can go wrong now. 930 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:24,841 I'm getting married and we're in the safest place young men can be, 931 00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:27,484 the Catholic Church. 932 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,850 See you up there. 933 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:41,087 Come on, Alex. You're here. We're all here. Jeremy loves you, 934 00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:44,403 and I promise there will be no more mishaps for the rest of the day. 935 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:48,803 Oh, come on, it's your wedding day! 936 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,800 Where the hell have you been? You're 20 minutes late. 937 00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,209 Mum.Aunt Claire. Dad. 938 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,004 I thought I brought you up better than that. 939 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,408 -Yeah, well, we had to make a couple of stops. -The Giddings are never late. 940 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,523 You must get that from your mother's side of the family. 941 00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:09,722 Or those hooligans you muck around with. 942 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:10,847 Will you two stop rambling? 943 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,004 -Darling, you look great, I'm so proud. -Thanks. 944 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,802 -Granddad having a good time? -Yes, he's loving it. 945 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:21,325 Jeremy, you've made an old spinster very proud today. 946 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,367 -Thank you. You still single, Aunt Claire? -Yes, but on the prowl. 947 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,528 Seen some lovely young men here today. 948 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,922 A Jamaican friend of mine calls them "stamina daddies". 949 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,729 I need me a stamina daddy. 950 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:37,606 I don't wear panties any more, so I'm always ready. 951 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,410 -Can I, uh, borrow the groom for a second? -Yes, of course. 952 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:47,241 Um... 953 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,124 Forget all of them, that's what I say, 954 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,046 I mean, I love Alex. Well, I mean, I did till now. 955 00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,851 But it's always been Jeremy and Peter, and it always will be. 956 00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,649 What are you talking about? 957 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,762 I'm sorry, man, but I don't think Alex is going to turn up. 958 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,121 What? 959 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:10,522 I heard her say that she didn't want to get married. 960 00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:13,011 I'm sorry. 961 00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:18,608 Just one last joke as a single man. 962 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,489 You get up there. I'll see you in a second. 963 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,086 -Oh, hi. -Here! 964 00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:28,807 Where have you been? 965 00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:31,486 I'm the maid of honour. I've been with Alex all day, like I should've been. 966 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,925 Why are you walking like that? 967 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:37,004 I fell on some glass. Twelve stitches. 968 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,525 -I did try to call you from the... -Glass? 969 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:39,841 Are you stupid? 970 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,602 -Is Julie okay? -Yeah, she's fine. it's, uh... 971 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:44,565 Just been one of those days. 972 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:48,651 You, uh, you look absolutely amazing. Awesome. All of you look great. 973 00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,001 -Thank you. -No problem. 974 00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:53,562 -How is he? Is he okay? -Yeah. I've never... never seen him happier. 975 00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:57,202 Uh, can we start? I'm late and I have another wedding at 2:00 pm. 976 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,002 -Okay, guys. -Good thing this is a church, man, I tell you. 977 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:04,361 This is it! 978 00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:21,290 I have had a right old time. I have been to every single car rental, 979 00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:26,042 every cafe, every pub, every restaurant in this area. Honestly, mate. 980 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:31,967 I'm desperate. 981 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:33,724 Customer of mine, outside. 982 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,448 He's got a pretty fancy car. 983 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:37,601 What's he look like? 984 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,400 -You'll know. -Cheers! 985 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,049 Cheers, mate. 986 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:49,406 Oh, shit. 987 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,929 Uh, excuse me, sorry to interrupt, 988 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:59,291 are you the bloke with the fancy car, and if so, could I borrow it? 989 00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,609 Yeah, I'm the G with the fancy vehicle. 990 00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:04,121 -Okay. -No, you can't borrow it. You feel me? 991 00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:06,887 Okay, I... Yeah, I feel you. 992 00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,122 Could you try and feel me, right? 993 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:12,324 My mate's getting married and there's no car to pick him up. 994 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,402 I'm missing the wedding, 'cause it's my fault. 995 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:18,088 You can drive the car and I will... I've got money, I will pay you. I've got... 996 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,525 -Give me that! -I've got, like... That's, like, 250 quid, 997 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,682 -and you can get more later from the groom. -How much? 998 00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:26,049 A lot, he's fucking loaded. 999 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,965 Where's this car, then? 1000 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:35,121 -Right there. -Oh, Christ! 1001 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,526 Peter and I were at a bar... 1002 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,648 I was at this dodgy bar with Julie and, um... 1003 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,768 She turned, raised her glass... 1004 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,560 Lifted my glass up to see if it was clean and... 1005 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,490 I sauntered over, all 007... 1006 00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:47,085 He came stumbling over like a hobo... 1007 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:48,241 Slipped her the number smoothly... 1008 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,766 Dropped a piece of paper in my lap with his number scribbled on it... 1009 00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:51,841 And the rest... 1010 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:53,570 And then he just shuffled off without getting my name. 1011 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:54,641 ...is history. 1012 00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,524 So he asked you to marry him? 1013 00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,531 Yes. it's very unempowered of me. 1014 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,168 -But isn't that the real power? -The vagina. 1015 00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:04,605 A woman, you cynic. 1016 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:05,801 What do you love about her? 1017 00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:07,970 Well, what's not to love? 1018 00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:10,362 And that's the real truth about love, 1019 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:11,800 it's not... 1020 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,725 some big thing. 1021 00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,242 It's all the small things 1022 00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,288 that make you so much more than when you're alone. 1023 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,802 Anyone can make me laugh, 1024 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:24,363 but Alex makes me smile. 1025 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:29,405 - Who'd wanna get married anyway? - You should read more romance. 1026 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,851 -Where's Albert? What do we do? -Walk! 1027 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,090 Come here, quick! 1028 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:01,120 -Who's he? -I don't know. 1029 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,600 Please be seated. 1030 00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:16,883 Ladies and gentlemen, before we start, 1031 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:20,169 can I just say how happy I am to see two young people 1032 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,085 who still believe in the institution of marriage. 1033 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:24,521 And I think we should applaud them. 1034 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,442 -Where's Albert? -Long story. 1035 00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:34,044 Almost makes me want to do it, man. 1036 00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,007 I mean, who wouldn't want a girl that beautiful to be in love with you? 1037 00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,765 Well, she's definitely better than the girl that was in his bed this morning. 1038 00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:45,970 Jeremy, what the fuck? 1039 00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:49,921 No... 1040 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,882 -Wait till I get my hands on you! -You absolute prick! 1041 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,325 - Oh! - Let go of me! 1042 00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,887 Gosh! Fiery people, these Spaniards. 1043 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,166 Alex? 1044 00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,370 Who was in your bed, Jeremy? Who? 1045 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,283 Look, I know how that sounded and... 1046 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:08,564 Look, last night was a bit hazy, right? 1047 00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:11,211 -Who the fuck was in your bed? -It wasn't... 1048 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,887 Uh, before anything else is said, Alex, I just want you to know 1049 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,531 that there wasn't a woman in Jeremy's bed, it was a man. 1050 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:21,924 And wait, wait, I know how that sounds. Um, what I mean is the boys and I, 1051 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,731 -we just set it up as a, uh... -Stag night. 1052 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:25,847 ...stag-night prank. 1053 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:29,841 Please understand, because I would never do anything ever, or let him do anything, 1054 00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,446 to jeopardise what you two have, because you are just the best. 1055 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,329 Could this get any more emotional? 1056 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:37,685 Thank you, Peter. 1057 00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:41,685 Move, man, move! 1058 00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:45,170 You all right? 1059 00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:48,289 I wasn't upset 'cause I thought you'd done something, 1060 00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:49,964 I was upset 'cause I didn't know. 1061 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,129 -What? -I just don't know if I wanna be... 1062 00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:58,202 one of those angry wives at home. I want you to be with me because you want to be, 1063 00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:00,931 and if you'd had to be with someone else one last time to figure that out, 1064 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,764 -I just wish you could've told me. -Alex, 1065 01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,649 I haven't lied to you. 1066 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:09,684 What Peter says sounds likely. 1067 01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:14,561 But for the sake of honesty, have you ever been unfaithful? 1068 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:18,928 From the moment I saw you, 1069 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,128 you have been the only woman in my life. 1070 01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:25,124 No one's been in my bed, or my mind, 1071 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:26,965 because you 1072 01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,084 are in my heart. 1073 01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,127 The only confession I have to make 1074 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:35,602 is that I love you with my entire being. 1075 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,764 -Okay? -Okay. 1076 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:45,685 Look, I'm not qualified to make this kind of sweet melodrama, 1077 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,491 but we could keep going and make a fuck tape. 1078 01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:51,485 Just saying. 1079 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,729 Walking back. 1080 01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:54,961 -All right? -Yeah. 1081 01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:57,768 -Shall we go? -Yeah, let's get married. 1082 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:01,409 Anything to confess? 1083 01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:02,767 Um... 1084 01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:06,842 I got really drunk at Helen's birthday party and snogged some random guy. 1085 01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:10,127 Oh, and, 1086 01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,690 um, that weekend you were away in France, 1087 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,842 this doesn't really count 'cause we were just mucking around, 1088 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,161 but I slept with your cousin Sarah. 1089 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,442 Yeah, go on with you! 1090 01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:20,681 Well? 1091 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:26,006 - Yeah, we're getting married! 1092 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,802 -Go get my money, yeah? -All right. 1093 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:43,840 # Balabushka, Balabushka # 1094 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,207 Start the car! Start the car! 1095 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,131 Shit! 1096 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:52,369 Start the fucking car! 1097 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,126 -Go, go, go. -Oh, what the fuck are you doing? 1098 01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:59,090 -Jesus Christ! Shit. -Stop pushing buttons, stop pushing buttons! 1099 01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:02,801 -Stop pushing buttons! -What the fuck! Drive! Fucking drive! 1100 01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:08,887 -Drive. Go, go, go. -What the fuck? Look out! 1101 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,130 Bloody hell! 1102 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:17,441 Jesus! 1103 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,921 What the hell is going on? 1104 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:21,560 One minute you say I'm going to get paid 1105 01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:23,130 and the next minute your friends wanna kill you! 1106 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,009 That wasn't them, this is the wrong church. 1107 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:27,851 Get your arse out of my car now. 1108 01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:30,731 Or I'm gonna drive back round that corner and let them have you. 1109 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,848 I promise you'll get paid. 1110 01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,566 Give me something now or no deal. 1111 01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,005 What else do you want? 1112 01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:44,081 Oh... 1113 01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:47,842 Maria, what can I say? 1114 01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,201 Except that you look absolutely ravishing. 1115 01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,366 -Just thought you should know. -Thank you. 1116 01:02:58,320 --> 01:02:59,845 Keep your mouth shut this time. 1117 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:06,081 At last. 1118 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:10,361 Right. 1119 01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:16,768 If anyone knows any reason why these two people should not be married, speak now! 1120 01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:21,005 He doesn't wanna marry you, fucker! 1121 01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,970 He loves me! Me! 1122 01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:26,850 It's a lie, it's a lie. I don't know her, I've never... 1123 01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:31,361 Oh, I'm so sorry. 1124 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,410 To love and to honour... 1125 01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,010 ...until death do us part. 1126 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:54,961 I will. 1127 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,401 I will. 1128 01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:02,362 I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. 1129 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:34,321 Baby, I'm so... 1130 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:37,808 You remembered the car and it plays a Spanish song? 1131 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:41,206 -Why am I not surprised? -Shut up. 1132 01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:42,846 -Hmm? -But you... 1133 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:44,604 Seriously, do not... 1134 01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,448 How brave are you, getting that car? 1135 01:04:56,520 --> 01:05:00,286 Not many men would have the balls to do that, but that's why I love you. 1136 01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:02,802 -Balls, yeah. -Hmm? 1137 01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:08,524 Shall we do the speech? I'll do the speech. 1138 01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:11,721 Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please? 1139 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,127 it's all right. I can get a set of these at 2.99 from Homebase. 1140 01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:17,282 --I told you they're hooligans. 1141 01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:19,805 Bear with me, I've not brought my glasses. 1142 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:23,690 Uh, first, I would like to thank you all for coming. Thank you. 1143 01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:27,845 And especially I'd like to thank the beautiful bridesmaids. 1144 01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:33,045 Yes, yes, for doing a... Thank you, thank you... For doing a wonderful job 1145 01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,009 of putting one foot in front of the other, 1146 01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:36,570 and Julie, Sarah, 1147 01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:38,529 Helen, you're all beautiful and... 1148 01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:42,007 - Anisha, great legs. 1149 01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:45,209 And, of course, the wonderful Sandra... 1150 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:49,001 --...who has been outshining everyone today. 1151 01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:50,241 Um, so... 1152 01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:52,971 I first met Jeremy when we were in college 1153 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:56,045 and immediately I thought, "What a well-groomed, 1154 01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:58,488 "wonderfully articulate, good-looking young man." 1155 01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:01,291 So I thought I would set him up with a friend of mine. 1156 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,243 Imagine my surprise when we found out he wasn't gay. 1157 01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:06,046 You boys remember that. 1158 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:08,369 But, hey, if the guy says he's not gay, he's not gay. 1159 01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,283 I stand by him, not in front or behind, 1160 01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,522 but shoulder to shoulder. 1161 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,489 Yeah, um... 1162 01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:18,609 We always knew Jeremy would be the most successful out of all of us. 1163 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:22,122 He was the first one to get a full-time job, he was the first one 1164 01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:25,126 to get his own place, which I can tell you, comes in very handy 1165 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:27,680 between Thursday and Sunday, when you need to have a little liaison 1166 01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:31,128 with one, two, or, at one time, three ladies. 1167 01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:34,851 Anyway, anyway, I've realised that, again, 1168 01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:39,929 Jeremy is the first of us to do something amazing, and that is to settle down, 1169 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,809 and he has found the beautiful, 1170 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,645 absolutely stunning Alexandra, so I think we should all... 1171 01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:54,368 The truth is, I didn't ever really think Jeremy could get much better than he is, but you... 1172 01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:57,091 you have made him a better person. 1173 01:06:57,640 --> 01:06:58,641 Um, 1174 01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:00,688 and I know that he's going to spend 1175 01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:02,000 the rest of his life 1176 01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:03,889 making sure that you come first, 1177 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:07,129 - in and out of the bedroom. 1178 01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:10,120 Thank you. In all seriousness, 1179 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:11,807 um, 1180 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:14,368 Jeremy's a man of honour 1181 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,085 and integrity. 1182 01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:19,489 But the truth is, when he met you, he became a whole lot better, 1183 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:23,446 and, uh, I was really honoured when you asked me to be the best man, 1184 01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,322 because he's the best man I know. 1185 01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,651 And you are... You are the best woman. 1186 01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:34,049 Um, 1187 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,407 I didn't ever really believe, to be honest, 1188 01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:40,288 that two souls could be meant for each other, 1189 01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:43,845 but, you know, you two really prove that love is real. 1190 01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:49,561 And, you know, I don't really know what else I can say after that, except... 1191 01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:52,971 To the bride and groom. 1192 01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:55,567 To the bride and groom. 1193 01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:02,044 Sorry, Alex. 1194 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:04,491 -I love you, man. -I love you too, man. 1195 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,241 Jack? Is it on? 1196 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:19,126 Haven't I done enough filming for you? Can't I just enjoy the day? 1197 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:21,521 It won't be a big Festen speech or anything, but I thought I'd give you 1198 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:23,568 the heads-up on the big finale. 1199 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:24,641 My speech. 1200 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,207 -It better be good. -Yeah, it will be. 1201 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:31,211 All right, everyone, can I have your attention, please? 1202 01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:34,848 Uh, first of all, thank you all for coming. 1203 01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:37,771 The whole point of all of this, for me and Alex, 1204 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:41,447 was to celebrate "us" with all of you. 1205 01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:46,601 Because there's no other way to get this many people you know and love 1206 01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:49,407 in one place and... 1207 01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:52,328 shout from the rooftops, 1208 01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:55,162 "I love this girl!" 1209 01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:02,566 Now, 1210 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,720 my good friends Jack and Helen 1211 01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:07,525 have been documenting this day, 1212 01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:10,809 trying to get to the bottom of what all this wedding business is all about. 1213 01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:12,241 Now, 1214 01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:14,163 I look at these two, 1215 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:17,404 sweet, nihilistic lovers, 1216 01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,126 and I think to myself 1217 01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:21,447 there is nobody better suited. 1218 01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,961 Even though you two are never going to get married. 1219 01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:25,530 There's something about 1220 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:30,005 your dark, twisted souls that are going to need each other forever. 1221 01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:35,090 And it's this intimate madness that gels you two. 1222 01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:38,889 And that's what Alex and I are celebrating with this. 1223 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:40,121 So, 1224 01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:42,050 for the record, 1225 01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:47,486 - here's to the madness! - To the madness. 1226 01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:00,849 I'll see you in a sec. 1227 01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:03,764 -Hi. -Hey, Julie. How's your, uh... 1228 01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:06,491 -Oh, yeah. it's getting better, thanks. -Oh, good. 1229 01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,767 -Oh, well, we'll speak later. Hey, Sarah. -Hey, Peter. 1230 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:12,720 Hey, I know you're upset. 1231 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:15,969 But just in case your husband hasn't told you, 1232 01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,128 I just wanted to say that you look really beautiful today. 1233 01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:20,405 Thanks, Sarah. 1234 01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:24,450 What are you doing here anyway? I thought you didn't want to catch the bouquet. 1235 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:25,931 Yeah, yeah, I don't. 1236 01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:30,290 I just thought it'd be fun to be part of the chaos that is bouquet-wrestling. 1237 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:33,164 -Why are you here? -Exactly. 1238 01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:36,170 -Are you trying to embarrass me? -No. 1239 01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:37,407 People know you're married to me 1240 01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:39,403 and you're standing out here waiting to catch the flowers? 1241 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:41,130 lt's just a bit of fun, Steve. 1242 01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:42,761 Go and sit down. 1243 01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:52,407 I know this is supposed to be at the end, but I couldn't wait. Are you ready? 1244 01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:53,965 Yeah! 1245 01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:55,929 Get ready for your John Woo moment. 1246 01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:26,769 We put this in 3-D, we got a seller. 1247 01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:29,767 -I don't know if I want to see that in 3-D, mate. -You're sick! 1248 01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:43,446 Hi. 1249 01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:45,891 Oh, Julie. 1250 01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:50,201 -Are you okay? -Yeah. Sorry. 1251 01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:52,164 Yeah, I'll take it from here, babe. 1252 01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:56,529 Jules, he's a prick, not worth crying over. 1253 01:11:57,440 --> 01:12:00,523 -Don't let him control you. Take charge. -No, it's not just that. 1254 01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:02,329 It's everything. 1255 01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:07,725 My arse hurts. My heart hurts. And I'm completely ruining Alex's day. 1256 01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:09,251 No, you're not! 1257 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:13,368 I just want something to take the pain away. 1258 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:15,686 Anything. 1259 01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:19,121 Well... 1260 01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:22,844 If you can avoid the stitches. 1261 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:24,161 Remember to... 1262 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:26,722 Well... 1263 01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:34,006 What are you doing? 1264 01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:41,681 Oi! 1265 01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:50,087 Please. From what I've heard, I'd have to piss on you so you could find it. 1266 01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:09,566 -Did you get a chance to tell Jeremy? -Yeah, yeah, I did. Shh. 1267 01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:13,603 -I'm going to steal my wife. -Congratulations! 1268 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:14,886 Love youse. 1269 01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:19,764 Jeremy, I love you, but I need my daughter. Come on. 1270 01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:22,207 -I love you more. -Love you more! 1271 01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:25,330 Ah, so that's it, man. How does it feel? 1272 01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:30,570 I feel better than I have ever felt about anything. 1273 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,730 I can tell, man. And you know what? You've made me think about a few things, too. 1274 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:35,370 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1275 01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:36,965 -So thank you. -I love you. 1276 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:38,485 I love you, too. 1277 01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:56,448 Sorry, I'm not in the mood. 1278 01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:01,204 Look at Anisha. I wish I could take charge like her. 1279 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:04,691 How does she do it? I mean, do you think she's happy? 1280 01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:07,442 -Yeah, if she's in control, she's happy. -True. 1281 01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:12,088 -Come on, dance with me. -Aw, really? 1282 01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:18,040 So, um, do you think we should ever tell them about Vegas? 1283 01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:20,049 And lose the high ground? 1284 01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:22,121 Never. 1285 01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:25,642 I cheese-sandwich you, monkey. 1286 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,487 I cheese-sandwich you, flatfoot. 1287 01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:39,603 I like your clothes. So brave. 1288 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:42,411 Yeah, I was sort of going for a, uh, wrestling motif. 1289 01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:44,404 I'm actually quite a trend-setter. 1290 01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,682 This time next year everyone will be wearing this. 1291 01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:48,285 We love wrestling. 1292 01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:51,686 But it's not really the fashion side that interests me. 1293 01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:53,371 You love wrestling? 1294 01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:56,761 So do we. 1295 01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:58,929 Going to show me some of your special holds, then? 1296 01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:03,570 Yeah, I would love to. Uh, I could show you a counter on a figure-four leglock. 1297 01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:04,681 -Ooh. -Yeah. 1298 01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:07,127 I could hit you with a chair. 1299 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:21,526 Hey. 1300 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,609 -You okay? -Mmm. 1301 01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:27,290 Yeah, I'm fine. 1302 01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:35,322 It's funny, you know, it takes one hour and a vicar to get married. 1303 01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:40,284 And a divorce takes months and a whole load of money and lawyers... 1304 01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:43,608 Ugh, God, this is such a mess. 1305 01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:48,050 -I just feel like such a failure, you know? -No, you're not. 1306 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,527 If there were one decent person here, they'd notice us. 1307 01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:57,209 Two beautiful, sexy, young women sitting here, and they'd come right over, 1308 01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:01,161 look you dead in the eye, tell you how great you look and say... 1309 01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:02,931 Would you like to dance? 1310 01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:05,206 Who, me? 1311 01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:09,729 I saw you sitting here and thought you looked like you could do with a dance. 1312 01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:11,962 Yeah, but why would you think that... 1313 01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:15,206 Oh, sorry, I thought... 1314 01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:18,205 -Well, Alex said... -Look, she is, okay? 1315 01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:21,649 Look, Sarah, we know. 1316 01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:26,131 And we love you and we just want you to be happy. 1317 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:29,646 Thank you. 1318 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,451 We love you, too. A lot. 1319 01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:00,204 Oh, Mandy! How did you get in here? 1320 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:01,441 -Through the front door. -There was a guard. 1321 01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:03,921 -Punched him in the throat. -What's going on? Are you guys okay? 1322 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:07,163 I'm sorry, J, but I tried to stop the wedding like you wanted, but I was late. 1323 01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:08,965 I think you should leave, love! 1324 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:11,647 -Wait, wait, wait. -See, he needs me. 1325 01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,684 Jeremy, what is going on? 1326 01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:19,201 Um, when you think about it, I tried to let you know in my speech. 1327 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,651 -"To the madness." -In your speech? 1328 01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:26,644 -Oh, right, yeah, you said... -Said he still loves me. 1329 01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:28,410 What? 1330 01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:30,887 - What? - Jeremy! 1331 01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:36,801 Please tell me this is some kind of sick joke! 1332 01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:40,483 Mandy, I owe Alex an explanation. 1333 01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:44,363 So just give me a minute and I'll see you outside. 1334 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:46,526 See? 1335 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:48,569 You can't fight against true love. 1336 01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:49,846 --Mandy. 1337 01:17:55,320 --> 01:17:58,051 Okay, um, now what are you going to say to her? 1338 01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:00,168 -I don't know. -Okay, what the fuck is going on? 1339 01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:01,241 Why are you going to speak to her? 1340 01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:03,561 "To the madness." Keep up, Pete. 1341 01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:06,488 -I love you, Alex. -I love you, Jeremy. 1342 01:18:09,120 --> 01:18:11,851 Just try not to get stabbed in the throat. 1343 01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:14,411 -Yeah. -All right. 1344 01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:15,527 Good luck. 1345 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:18,331 Why does he need luck? Why is he going to go and speak to her? 1346 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:21,449 -I really need a drink, Pete. -No, no. I love this song. Let's dance. 1347 01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:24,364 -To the madness. -To the madness. 1348 01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:31,441 Mandy... 1349 01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:35,971 Thanks for back there. 1350 01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:40,089 Not making me feel so crazy as I sometimes do. 1351 01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:44,644 Part of me knew you weren't going to leave her today. 1352 01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:48,809 -So I got you something... -Whoa! Mandy, no! 1353 01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:50,001 What? 1354 01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:52,641 It's a gift. 1355 01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:56,403 I wrapped it in tinfoil because I couldn't find any wrapping paper. 1356 01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:57,841 A boomerang? 1357 01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:00,323 It's symbolic, you knob. 1358 01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:04,367 You might not leave her today, 1359 01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:07,088 but one day you'll be back. 1360 01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:12,051 Come here. 1361 01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:15,727 You'll be okay. You'll find someone. 1362 01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:29,602 Hey, you didn't happen to send a package to me at home, did you? 1363 01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:33,083 -A pair of balls? In ajar? -I wish I had. 1364 01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:36,410 You need a pair. 1365 01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:23,805 Why am I having to look for you amongst all these strangers? Huh? 1366 01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:26,565 Are you trying to make me look like some sort of cock today? 1367 01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:30,048 -Show me up like this again and I'll... -There won't be a next time, Steve, 1368 01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:31,965 - because I'm leaving you. 1369 01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:33,360 I'd like to see that. 1370 01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:35,329 Who's going to love you, with all your whining and crying? 1371 01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:37,448 My friends love me, and you know what? 1372 01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:41,684 I'm starting to realise I'm not that bad and I deserve a lot better than this. 1373 01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:42,761 Yeah. 1374 01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:45,003 Why don't you leave her alone? 1375 01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:49,806 Why don't you stay out of this, mate? 1376 01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:53,641 - Come on, then. 1377 01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:56,641 Wanker! 1378 01:20:57,880 --> 01:20:59,848 Yeah, really? 1379 01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:03,882 - Um, you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1380 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:04,961 Sure? 1381 01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:07,647 Do you have somewhere to stay, like with one of the girls or something? 1382 01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:10,291 Yeah, I'll be fine. Thanks. 1383 01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:11,850 Okay. 'Cause you know you can stay at my place 1384 01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:14,844 -if you want to get out... -Peter, not all of us need saving, okay? 1385 01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:16,961 Okay. 1386 01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:20,691 What's your place like? 1387 01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:23,006 Oh, uh... 1388 01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:25,361 One bedroom. 1389 01:21:25,440 --> 01:21:27,169 - But I can sleep on the couch, or you can. 1390 01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:30,964 There's a cinema down the road. I cook. Might make a difference from that twat. 1391 01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:33,925 But, you know, if you don't want to, it's cool... 1392 01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:35,331 No, actually that would be amazing. 1393 01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:36,401 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1394 01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:37,481 Great! 1395 01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:38,686 Good, good, yeah. 1396 01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:40,167 Um, good. 1397 01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:44,330 -Um, just have one question. -Yeah? 1398 01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:47,086 Please answer honestly. Um... 1399 01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:49,085 Do you pee on the toilet seat? 1400 01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:55,367 What? No, no, no. I don't... No, I lift it up, I do my thing, 1401 01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:57,802 - and I put it back down again. 1402 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,082 That's a really bizarre question... 1403 01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:16,767 Welcome to family, son! 1404 01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:25,643 If you ever hurt my daughter, it's not going to be pig's balls in ajar or box, 1405 01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:28,803 it's going to be yours, entender? 1406 01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:31,682 Of course! You sent them! 1407 01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:37,527 Family! 1408 01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:39,769 -Shall we go? Okay. -Yeah. 1409 01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:44,722 Why is Julie snogging Peter? 1410 01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:50,768 And why the fuck is my cousin kissing that girl? 1411 01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:54,962 Baby, don't worry about it. 1412 01:22:57,800 --> 01:23:02,442 -Right! We're off to consummate marriage! -Whoo! 1413 01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:16,130 I want what every single man wants from marriage... 1414 01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:17,201 Sex on tap. 1415 01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:20,444 I'm joking. Mostly. 1416 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:24,607 No, I'm not bothered about all the stuff that goes with marriage... 1417 01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:27,650 -The house, car... -Dinner plates... 1418 01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:29,650 Who needs all that crap? 1419 01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:32,161 I just wanna spend the rest of my life with someone... 1420 01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:36,486 ...I can reach out for and have them find my hand without thinking. 1421 01:23:36,960 --> 01:23:39,930 Someone that I can look across a crowded room for... 1422 01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:43,404 ...and see them staring back at me, smiling. 1423 01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:46,971 -Someone to finish... -...your thoughts and sentences. 1424 01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:50,441 Someone I can just... 1425 01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:53,645 ...connect with. 108558