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No!

"CABIN OF THE DAMNED"

"LIFE IS LIKE ONE BOX OF CHOCOLATES."

Find another what? sorry, but who wrote these lyrics?

Because that's absolutely filthy bullshit.

I liked it very well, the piece ...

What I liked best of all was as the music, she, she grew louder.

And she became quieter and then faster.

This piece I liked.

Pleased with any member the band actually the song?

Yes.

You want to fool me!

Oh no, what,

when you disguise yourself like instruments ...

and then you disguise yours Instruments like humans.

And then you could do that be the first instrument

playing with a human band.

Is really sick.

Where do you come from?

But do not we have anything else?

Okay, we worked on something new.

Oh thank you!

But not finished it's just an idea

Here. - Oh, okay.

That was amazing, dude!

It was like a shitty bag of AIDS.

I can do it again ... - No Please not!

Otherwise, I strangle you with your guitar strings.

Oscar, I want you to talk in my office.

Sit down.

Do you know how many different ones Rackets are there in golf?

I never felt that something that I should know.

There are Blade Putter, Half Mallet and Mallet putter, and the list is long!

Yes, that can be.

Why do you think there are so many Rackets that you can choose?

Because it is important for you find the right club,

so that he can be yours individual style fits.

The correct tool, to do the job.

I'm sure, you know my point is.

I would not be too sure.

He wants to tell you, you're fired.

Great! Bravo!

I'm afraid you fit here just not in, Oscar.

What?

Okay, so look, see this as Possibility to relax a bit.

Yes, my cousin leads the shed.

But do not ask for a discount, he is not my favorite cousin.

"Relaxing in the cabin. Take a break in the forest. "

Must be Thursday.

"THURSDAY NERVES"

That shitty band, the stupid ones Wankers were for the ass anyway.

Who wants to go to the vulture already be in a band?

I should be a lead singer his. Shit on it.

Oh hi, how was the band rehearsal?

Yes, it was really great, the fired me, was great.

Uh ... - Uh, I'll do it.

Where is Tim? His car do not stand outside.

Uh, yes, was gone, same after you left.

Do you know where Misty is? - took everything.

Where is the sofa? - Did he take with him?

It was really strange, but you know Tim, he's always clearing things up.

You bastard!

Oh, Oz, he left you there, right?

Fucked cocksucker!

Yeah, okay, fuck up he was a loser.

Hey, you're free now. Now only your music exists.

Then you finally become the rock star, that you always wanted to be.

The band fired me.

Okay, wait here! The also has something good!

What we have here is one first-rate, irrefutable

and rock-solid excuse to to fill up.

Very quiet!

Wow!

Yes / Yes...

I, I believe, me had too many martoons.

... Martoons, martinis! But no Martonnies ...

Silence, my lamb! Let the summon begins!

Uh, somehow I have here a bad feeling.

Is there something like this here Safeword or something, I know.

This is about the blood, Oz.

Your blood! Yes!

Hello? Can me here someone help please? Help!

Up so early?

It's half past four.

Well then I go back to bed. - No you do not.

No Please.

Here, come on.

What no! That is really disgusting! - Drink that!

Drink!

Oh, that stinks like feet. Oh...

Drink, and you feel better!

Do you see? - Ah, yuck!

Oh, that's disgusting! Do you want to go somewhere?

Oh yes, Beau and me, we celebrate a dirty weekend.

Who is Beau?

My fiance.

Silly, how much we have drank exactly last night?

Yes, you should come with us.

Under no circumstance! This is a terrible idea.

Then I feel like the fifth wheel on the car.

Oh, well, maybe Beau should bring his hot cousin?

No! No and no!

Self-pity and ice cream for me.

Where do you want to go?

Oh, you recommended something to me.

I did not recommend you anything! Recommendation is not my thing at all!

Are you still drunk? - no?

On the fridge, you got it pinned.

"RELAX IN THE BLOCKHOUSE - TAKE A TIME OUT IN THE FOREST. "

What does he look like?

Yes. Maybe I'll come with you ... - Oh.

And besides, it's not so that a weekend trip

to a hut in the woods kills someone, right?

Uh, people, seriously. I drive here!

Should I take over?

I just want to be like this arrive as quickly as possible.

Oh damn!

Go Go go. Where?

Yes, over there, there! Shoot it! - Where, where?

Shit, there, where my finger point out, shoot now!

Oh, fuck, you are wrong shot, what's going on?

Fuck! - Keep your mouth shut.

I never miss.

Well, shit on it! - No, that was a graze.

No, shit, it would be there.

Yes, it was! If it was not why did it jump off then?

Shit, because he's heard, okay. - Stop!

What the hell...

What, in camouflage?

That's something you do not sees every fucking day.

Real crazy shit!

Holy shit! saint Crap! Oh, holy shit!

Attention, I have you, I have you!

Cleo!

What the...

"RUN NERVT"

People, stop!

We have been running for hours through the area.

It feels like training, and I do not train.

What should we do? do, call us a taxi,

there is no one here Reception, remember?

Oh, hey, there's a car. Hey, hey, hey, he stops, take care.

Damn ass!

Wanker!

Oh, fuck!

Fucking shit!

I hope my cart has no scratch.

Oh, over with you and Everything will be fine. And

a little bit more, yes, yes, all well.

Oh, what a shit.

Nice cart!

Do you want to come?

Yes, man, that would be really great, yes.

I was hunting. Unicorns. - Aha.

She hunts unicorns.

Where do you want to go?

Have enough space, hop in.

Do you come from the area here, or ...

Only in transit.

Everything okay? - Uh, yes.

All fine.

Is it still far?

Thank you for taking me. - Yes, thank you.

Okay, thanks, enjoy hunting.

Looks different in the picture.

Okay, people, go we just go in.

Do not we have to check in?

Uh, no, this is for sure somewhere a key. Somewhere.

But where is she going?

Who?

Man! Looks great!

Perfect!

Oh people! Look at this part on! Pull the thing in!

Oh, Beau!

Wow, that thing is really cool!

I would like to get naked put on this thing!

Believe me, that's really not necessary!

Lance, come on, hang on! - I'm just watching.

Tom Stothard, 15th century, a masterpiece:

"The conjuration of the unicorn!"

Is a classic.

Is really ugly.

Ugly is in the eye of the viewer, Oscar.

You know, it means that this painting under the curse of a demon.

They already had wheelchairs in the 15. century?

Uh, yes. Yes of course. Well, At that time, they were invented.

Come on, the bar is open.

Come on, guys, let it go start the party for us!

Since I'm on the verge, the whole hut What can I do?

Just everything!

There is room for two here.

Uh, I usually swim alone.

Well, with a friend it does more fun. The bathing all the more.

Listen, is not personally meant, I mean,

you seem really nice to be and so, and ...

Is cool! Let's go but to Beau and Rain.

Okay, you are safer with several.

That does not feel right.

A bath, but rather, yes. - Yes.

Oh, that feels really good.

Wow, looks inviting.

What's going on, what's going on? Infant? Talk to me, tell me something!

What's happening? Infant? Infant?

Oh God!

Whoa, get together!

All good?

I just had one Centipede in the tail,

It is really not good at all!

We should get you fast to a doctor.

Oh really? - We do not have a cart, right?

And how did we get here? - Here!

I have no Idea.

No, we have to go now, come on.

A doctor has to watch your penis.

Is that blood?

Rain. - Come over!

I'll have you soon!

I told you, the weekend is a terrible idea.

Oh no, leave it!

Well.

Oh, fuck, sorry! Uh, are you okay?

No! Why do you ask that ever? Not really!

Where are Beau and Rain? Where are they?

I have to explain a lot to you there.

Yo, what's up, you Spastis? Everything vertical?

Oh, dude, pants!

Oh, come on, hug me, you old hairy gay!

Do not come closer, or I'll hit you get your pretty turnip down!

Hey! What shoud that?

He is no longer a human, believe me!

He is just as human like you and me, Oscar!

You wanted to kill me!

That's not true, me I never wanted to kill you!

Do you all have LSD? hit me when I was gone?

Drive down! And Shit, get dressed now!

Come on, O2. Now Stop rumzupinnen '.!

Let us have a few Toasting marshmallows.

Do I look like I'm spinning around?

Really now? So you want ...

It is enough! What is true because not with you?

Everything is right with me! With those are right what not, you just do not see it!

Listen, whatever with you not true, we'll find out.

OK? Everything will be fine!

Look at me! I am not a Enemy, I am your friend.

Give me the shovel. OK.

I really do sorry, but you lead

look like one crazy bitch!

Where are they going?

Relax bit with your paranoia!

We calm down now and then we look for her.

Are you mentally ill?

You are one of them, right?

From "them"? So slow you completely lose your mind!

It could be, but I take no risk!

You're welcome! Please, for God's sake!

You're welcome!

I know what I saw hab! I'm not crazy!

I know you are not crazy.

But you are a bitch!

You know, you should learn, up to trust your instincts.

You were right? You are not insane. You are the chosen one.

I'm sorry to say that ...

... but to be the chosen one is

really shitty!

"Everything around me turns into rock. "

"My heart is broken, I am all alone."

"I have to get out of here, one by one clear mind. "

"I have to leave that causing me pain

prepares before I'm blind. "

"I stare at the picture, that hangs on the wall. "

"I watch the demons ...

Come with me! - ... that eat my soul. "

"Everyone around me was cursed."

"I drown in blood while they pull me to hell. "

"Suddenly moving a spider toward me. "

"She wants to scratch me and She also wants to bite me. "

"Then I see the creature with the horn on her head. "

"And far in the dark woods I spy on the living dead. "

"Take me to the water, take me to the forest. "

"I'll take you to the Darkness, I'll show you the death! "

Come with me!

Help!

Here she is!

I brought the chosen one here.

Come out! Come out!

You are really one damn pretty beast!

I bet you're shitting Rainbow soft ice cream and stuff like that.

Wait, that's not part of the plan!

Fine! Whatever you want!

You! You will be destroyed!

That's right. You shall burn, you little bastard!

Oh, your serious?

That's serious, right? Well, we will see.

Look, look at! Look here, what I have here, my friend.

Oh, that's sharp, very sharp.

I think so we have a bit of fun.

If I cut you to shreds!

Really now?

Oscar! I know, you can hear us!

Oscar!

Come out, come out!

What the hell...

Oscar!

Oscar!

Come on, if you dare!

Is someone there? Let me in!

Let me in! Open up!

Is someone there?

Okay, you have five seconds, make something of it! Tell me!

I do not want any trouble! I just look for a safe place.

You have to listen to me, there There is something bad out there.

Yes, sure, something really bad! And right where you come from!

Okay, so give me a good reason

why I'm not in you should shoot the head!

Three seconds! Two seconds! - Do not kill me!

Give me your hands!

Give me your hands!

So now convince me that you are not one of them!

What does "none of them" mean?

Why did you do that?

You know, a right person would have screamed, if that happened.

I can not feel anything in my legs, you damn crazy!

What do you think, why I'm in a wheelchair?

Well, then I'll shoot you somewhere else.

Are you crazy?

I was already today said. Tell me where to go!

Please do not shoot me anywhere! I want just get out of this fucking forest!

Biceps.

Holy shit! You fucking Fickfotze!

I'll kick yours Teeth in yours

Fuck, you shitty bag!

Great God!

Hm, well ...

She called you fat. - Oh, what?

She called you fat.

She did not. - Yes, she did, I told you!

I'll get the little slut.

Come here and help me. I go through the chimney.

The chimney?

Yes, the chimney! I Chimney said!

Come on!

Be very quiet!

Oscar! Immediately you are due!

What the hell is that?

That's one of "those"!

What does "one of them" mean?

They are part of the really bad guys out there!

Let's go!

Yarn:

No, what do you want to do? Oh oh...

That's not a good idea. - You have nothing to report!

Although, that's a pretty good point.

Watch out!

Where is it going?

Untie me! - You stay there!

Oh, I can help!

You can not help! You are a cripple!

Well, at least shoot I do not like a cripple!

I'm hunting.

Oh, do not move! No muck!

What?

Trust me.

What's that supposed to be?

Everything will be fine, I mean, I have seen this before, on YouTube,

worked, was, was not a thing at all!

No! Stop it!

I'm smart, that will ... - No!

Is not that hot, honest! - No no! Stop!

Okay, close your eyes, ready? Okay, three, two one ...

No no no!

Oh my god, okay, I can not, you really drive me crazy!

No stop!

The thing is not dead.

Uh, we'll see it soon. - Okay.

You exploded, you bad Demon Spider Head Piece of shit!

You do not mess with me, people!

Did you see that, it has just totally exploded!

There was just a "Piuuuuu".

That's right, you little bastard!

Did you hear me, me grab your fucking head

in the fucking microwave! Hello!

The picture there,

I've seen it before, outside with a pool of blood.

It changed.

Yes it does.

Earlier there was a photo on the you were dragged into a pool of blood.

Did that really happen?

Yes, out there.

The same thing happened to mine Friends, and now they are demons.

So what's so special about you?

Goddamned malicious image.

I should try it to burn again.

Do not be stupid! Is working not, have you already tried!

Maybe i can do it in to throw the magical pool of blood.

Yes, but every time you do this want to leave stupid hut,

are you coming back to the beginning?

Well, you can not get away!

Maybe show us the cripple the way.

The cripple.

You have no other choice. We really want to trust the cripple?

That's our only option.

Okay, you will join us cause magic pool of blood,

and then I'll untie you. Deal?

Hm, yes, no, hand off.

Which direction?

Straight.

Okay good. Well then, let's go.

Oh shit, man, that would be so much easier if you could walk.

Then, get me started.

Do you know how exhausting that is? Let yourself grow a few legs.

Take me off. I I will not run away

Hardly likely!

But if one of us attack the things,

then I can do not defend.

You can not do it anyway defend. You are a cripple.

I can take care of myself.

Well then you need not to worry, right?

What was that?

Come on, man, we stand it together!

There is no "we" here! Besides, knows I do not even know if you're human.

Do you remember the old adage:

Put me in, Shame on you.

Put me in and me twice cut off the fucking lips!

I'm hunting!

Where long now?

Okay,

then watch out, ladies!

Stand up!

How was that in this Blood pool to be pulled?

Not really funny. - And how did you get out?

Just spit me out.

Right, but what's under there? - You do not want to know that.

Actually, I want to.

Then untie me, maybe I'll tell you.

Oh my god, oh my god!

What the hell is that?

Holy shit!

Kick the damn thing!

Bad boy!

In the nuts! In the nuts!

Yippie yah yei, pork cheek!

You cheated!

Rules are for licking. Do you find about, I look like a Lusche?

Thank you.

How far is it again? because even to the magical pool of blood?

Only through there!

We really have it made. Slip.

Well, I guess so just plug it in?

Well, but what is with the magic words?

There are always shitty ones magic words.

There are no magic words.

She's right, you know? There are always shitty magic words.

And how should I know What are the magic words?

And while you think about it ...

First we think about the magical Words after, then I untie you.

We had a deal. - Well, the deal has changed.

Oh, come on! - These are the rules!

Take abracadabra!

You dumb cheek!

How's it going, how is it, 02?

Oh, I'm glad you come along, this weekend.

I always wanted to be a lackey of evil!

Oh, and thanks! Thank you so much you shot my fiancee!

You know, I know that really appreciate!

Oh, what's up, Oz?

No smart comments? None sarcastic remarks at hand?

Your arrogant attitude brings Do not continue now, right?

Hey!

Laberst a lot, right?

Oscar. Oscar, what happens here?

Put me in ... - Oscar! Oscar!

What the...

Oscar, what, I can dont move. Oscar, help me.

Save that, take a look I do not go in again.

Oscar, Oscar, help me, please.

Please, me, no, Oscar, I ...

Save me that Crocodile tears, sweetheart!

Oscar, what are you doing?

Oh yeah! I know what you are.

What you are doing? How so?

Yes, yes, cry, cry! Blah, blah! - What you are doing?

Oscar, please, help me.

Uh, Rain?

Um, that's what we're up to.

I, I mean, you have you seen it, right?

She has, she is, she makes us total

what, I mean, come on, wake up!

Okay, and now I feel like a total asshole.

That's it! Now it's over with fun!

Volume up!

Volume up? Now it's over with fun!

Oh no, my knife, oh no, My God, what should I do?

What you wanna do? Stab me?

Come on, I love it!

It tickles.

Oh, Oscie, what's going on?

Do not you have the guts? to shed a little blood?

You will see, who has the guts here.

Okay ...

Oh that is...

How is that?

Oh, what are you doing, stop it! - No no!

Stop it!

Oh, no, that's wrong! Oh no, that is not natural! That is uncool.

Wait, wait, that should not be be outside of me, oh, no.

Will you tell me the words? - No ...

No. Ah, no, stop! Oh, that stands out! That stands out!

Tell me the magical ones Words now, bitch!

Oh, okay, okay, okay, Stop it, you psyche '!!

I want to hear the magic words!

Okay, okay, stop! I I'll tell you, okay?

The magic word,

the magic word

is

Abracadabra.

Okay, you want more, right?

What do we have here?

Um, wow, that should not be be outside of me.

That should, that should definitely in me

be inside. I think, hey, pack it back!

Do you know what, i guess

when I'm in your beating Heart piercing, then you die.

What do you think, am I right? Should we try it?

Nope, oh no, we'd rather not do that. - No, no, no, okay.

Tell me the magic words. - Okay

Alright, I'll tell you, but get my heart back, okay?

Tell me the words!

Klatu ... Barada ...

Tie.

Tie?

Tie.

Nonsense!

No no no! Believe me, I'm telling the truth! Really!

Klatu ... Barada?

Tie.

Okay, let's try it.

Uh, hey, my heart. Mind, it's me

somehow in again to put the breast?

You want this, right?

Enough babble, bitch!

Okay, you have your magic Words. We had a deal.

Well, I do not care.

It has changed again. Definitely has something to say.

Yeah, okay, whatever, who cares?

Klatu ... Barada ...

For someone who is so smart, are you really fucking stupid.

Klatu, Barada ... tie?

Who believes the shit? You stupid cow!

Oh, magic words! How old are you, twelve?

Apart from that, you were pretty good, I have to admit.

I mean, you're up to now the most promising.

The shit you are deducted, with the intestines ...

Holy shit, you you are full of psycho!

Anyway, let's move on.

No magic words needed, Oz.

It's all about the blood! It It's always about the blood!

For your blood!

Bye Bye:

What? Wa ...

Hello!

I'm sure I do not have to explain what's going on here.

He wants to tell you, you have the job not get, but the job is yours.

What?

Are you the right kind of thug?

I do not know. I am?

Well, that's it A million-dollar question.

I mean, a job interview does not reveal everything.

After all, only you know if you the right person for the job.

Or if she is.

Who is she?

Who the hell is she?

Oscar! May I introduce: Oscar!

One of you is the one right kind of bat,

and one of you is here simply superfluous.

She is not me. I'm me!

Oh, she is definitely you! N / A yes, a part of you at least.

We all have a dark one Page, kid. And you...

Hit the right buttons and you come to the stratosphere!

No, I will not!

I will not!

Is a bit existential, I know!

I quote the "Scriba Ex Malum ": There can only be one!

So who gets the job and who of you dies?

You? Or you?

You or her? You...

Fight, fight, fight!

Fights, fights, fights, fights ... - fight, fight ...

Fight, fight ...

I'm not angry!

"I'm not angry!"

I do not fight against you!

"I do not fight against you!"

Do you really just want to repeat everything,

what I say with the stupid voice?

"Do you really just want to repeat everything,

what I say with the stupid voice? "

That's not bad. Is only disabled!

Ciao, bye-bye!

We have a winner!

Let the incantation begin!

How does it feel, Oz, knowing that

your dark side the stronger one is?

To think about your life, you would be someone who you are not!

You have never been anything. Not even the chosen one!

What's up, bitch!

"Book, you can call me Satan!"

"Bitch, why are you? laid out with my unicorn? "

"Traumatized, paralyzed, me tear the fucking eyes out. "

Say goodbye to maggots and Fly, look at what you have here: "

"Resurrected demons the other world. I applaud. "

"All these people without reason to kill, I detest. "

"You are headless Bodies and brains. "

"At some point you will collapse. And everyone will die. "

"I love the sound of Screaming and when everyone is crying. "

"You let hell break loose, oh well, the bell rings,

your time is over, and indeed now, you can announce it. "

"What, what?"

"First of all: yours Rap is shitty! "

"Gossip, gossip for your handicap."

"I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really wants. "

"Then tell me what you want, what you really, really want. "

"You will not succeed, that I'm lying dead in the basement. "

"Get on with me, and you will not survive it. "

"Because I'm totally crazy, and you are too lazy. "

"I will get you, I wish I would never have met you. "

"And now I can finish you!"

I have another question. - Hm, what?

How do you like the chainsaw?

I told you, I can do it!

"IF YOU HAVE LOST HOPE, THEN GOD IS ALL THAT YOU WANT. "