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I'm downstairs,
getting my morning bagel,
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and Jill from accounting
insists on paying for it.
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I think it's obvious.
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She likes you, Mike.
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And until you repay the
favor, you're in her debt.
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Janelle, fax her
a cheese danish.
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Should I fax these people
assorted pastries as well ?
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Who are these from ?
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Ha ! Every unattached
woman in the building.
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Oh ! Lemme see.
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Oh ! Wait a second !
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Half these women
told me they were married.
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This one's roommate
told me she was dead.
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Mike, you have, like,
30 lunch invites here.
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Maria from
the Hispanic commission
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wants you to try that new
Cuban place with her.
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Yoko from the Japanese
consulate wants to get sushi.
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Lori from
the parks department
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wants to take you out
for wild game.
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Well, as long as Julie from
waste disposal didn't call.
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What the hell
is going on ?
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Mike, the word of your break-up is out.
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You're officially
in-play.
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I'm not in-play.
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I'm on the injured
reserve list...
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6 to 8 weeks
with a broken heart.
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Women decide whether
you're in-play or not.
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You have nothing
to say about it.
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I can say
I'm not in-play.
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Saying it makes you
even more in-play.
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You're right.
That could hurt me.
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Don't scream.
It's just me.
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Save your
pick-up lines.
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Morning, Nikki.
Is she decent ?
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Uh, she's ok.
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What are you guys
doing here ?
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Wow. Look
at this place.
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The opulence.
It's like a spa.
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I could send my mother
here for the winter.
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We need to talk about
our problem with Mike,
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this seemed like the only
place he wouldn't find us.
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He's been working us past
midnight every night this week.
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There's no crisis
going on. It's ridiculous.
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You would think...
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you would think that Mike
would want to go home.
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Now that Ashley's gone, he's
got the whole place to himself.
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He can
walk around naked.
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He can watch sports
center. He can eat in bed.
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And, in your mind,
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he's doing
all this naked ?
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Guys, the most important person
in Mike's life just left him.
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He's burying himself
in his work.
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What more natural way can
he deal with his loneliness ?
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No, no, no.
I know how Mike feels.
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It is hard to go home
to an empty apartment
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when you're used to
someone being there.
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Who'd you live
with, James ?
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Well, you know...
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my parents.
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Mike, sorry, but I've
gotta leave early tonight.
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He's trying to go
over the wall.
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No. My fan club's having
its first meeting tonight,
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and they want me there.
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Ha ! Ha ha !
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Lemme see this.
Lemme see this.
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Well, it's not
Paul's handwriting.
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The postmark
looks legitimate.
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It's either a stunning forgery,
or there are actually people
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willing to give up their free
time to pay homage to Paul.
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That's disturbing...
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but I'm gonna
have to let you go.
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Thank you.
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I know. That guy
is a total pig.
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I feel like I should wear
a sign across my breasts
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that says,
"I'm up here !"
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So, you're assuming
he can read.
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Nikki, you're
just in time.
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And you,
you're late.
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Who are you ?
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Mike, this is
Danielle Brinkman.
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Oh, that's right.
You're the new assistant D.A.
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Michael Flaherty. We went to Fordham
together, in the same ethics class.
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I cut ethics.
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Danielle brinkman ! You're
Todd Burskey's girlfriend.
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How is Todd ?
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We broke up
8 years ago.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Actually,
I'm kind of over it.
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Did it take
the whole 8 years,
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'cause I'm on week one,
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and I'm nauseous
all the time...
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anyway, good
to see you
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Mr. Cheated-off-my-
ethics-final-
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and-didn't-have-
the-decency-to-thank-me.
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We got a "c" !
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Thanks a lot.
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Mike, I hear you've
been burning the midnight oil.
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Sir, I've taken
the liberty
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of working out a long-term
political plan for you.
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First off, let me say
how flattered I am
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that you even have me
alive in 2060.
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Never underestimate
science, sir.
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Yeah.
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Uh, Mr. Mayor ? Yeah.
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I have a special
favor to ask you.
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What's that smell ?
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That's
my cologne.
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It's wonderful.
Thank you.
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What brand is it ?
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Seduction.
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Hey, Paul, men's fragrances
are on the fourth floor.
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This is first floor,
city government.
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The favor
you wanted to ask ?
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Sir, there's a meeting
of my fan club tonight.
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Paul, well, hey ! You've
got a fan club, huh ?
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Mike, do I have
a fan club ?
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Oh, yes,
you do, sir.
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It's called
the city of New York.
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Well, if you're not too busy,
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it would really
be a thrill
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if everybody could
come by to meet you.
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I'd love to.
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Oh ! No, I'm sorry,
I can't.
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I've got to, um...
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Mike, tell him what.
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You can't, sir.
He can't because...
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you've got the... you're
busy for the next 7 years.
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Yeah. See there ?
Damn ! My hands are tied.
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Mr. Mayor,
it's your wife.
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Yeah. No.
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Her charity function
was canceled.
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Can you meet for dinner ?
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Ah. Well, um...
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tell her I've already committed
to making an appearance
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at Paul's fan club
meeting tonight.
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If only she had
caught me earlier.
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It's all about
timing, sir.
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Why do I have to work on this
midnight basketball initiative ?
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This is minority affairs.
That's Carter's job, not mine.
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Been out in the city
lately ? You are the minority.
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I'm talking here !
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Mike, I'd be happy
to do this alone.
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Listen up,
Bert, Ernie...
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I want this presentation
first thing tomorrow morning.
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Hey, Mike.
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Guess who I ran
into this morning.
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Do you remember
Joe Reed ?
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Lived in your
freshman dorm ?
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Huge head,
size of a pumpkin ?
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Oh, Joe, yeah.
Joe.
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He could barely
walk upright.
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What's he doing now ?
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Couldn't say. All the
time he was talking,
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I just kept thinking,
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"my god, look at the
size of this guy's melon."
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The guy was cranially
challenged.
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Let's not get vicious.
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Oh, really ? What was it
you called Joe in college ?
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Frankenhead.
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If you want to talk
about that police thing,
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I got 10 minutes
right now.
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I can't. I'm on my way
to court. This afternoon ?
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City council.
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We really should take care
of this pretty soon.
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Besides, I want to catch up on
everybody. Remember Betsy Holden ?
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"2 drinks
and I'm yours" ?
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She was my best friend.
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I knew that.
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I'm kidding.
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I knew that.
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Listen,
I'm free tonight.
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We could grab dinner and
take care of all this stuff.
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Uh... guys, don't we have
a lot of work tonight ?
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No. No.
No. No.
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Nothing that can't wait. You can go.
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Yeah, ok. Why not ?
8:00 ?
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Actually, 7:00's
better for him.
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I'll make
the reservations.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, hi !
I'm Claudia Sacks,
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president of
the Paul Lassiter fan club.
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Yes, I know. You do
wonderful work, Ms. Sacks.
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Oh, it's Claudia.
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Claudia, yes.
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Well, this is the room.
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It's a banquet room.
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Actually, it's
a conference room.
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Conference/banquet.
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Oh, and here's
your name tag.
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Ohh !
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And, um...
these are your pictures.
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Here's a sharpie, in case
you want to sign autographs.
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This is our newsletter.
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"Lassiter fun facts"
in 4 different colors.
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"Paul won the bronze medal
for public speaking
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when he was at St. Mary's
elementary school."
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It was a silver medal,
actually.
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Oh. Well,
I'll correct that.
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No, let it go. Let it go. That's fine.
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So. I, uh...
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I guess I'm early, huh ?
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Actually, um... no.
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No ?
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I just
feel horrible.
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I mean, you really do have
so many fans out there.
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I know. I talk to them
on the internet.
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This is it ?
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We have such a good time
talking about you,
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the way you say,
"next question, please."
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That look you give reporters
when you're upset with them...
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like now.
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Mr. Lassiter... the
last thing I wanted to do
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was embarrass you.
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I'm not embarrassed.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
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Hmm. Well, at least
there's no line at the bar.
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This is our first
night off in forever.
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Why do we have to sit around
and drink like college boys ?
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Why can't we just talk ?
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So... what's new ?
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* ta da ! **
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I call it
the Stuart surprise.
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What's in it ?
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No idea. If I knew,
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I'd call it the Stuart
I know what's in it.
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Well, do you
shoot it or what ?
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Again, no idea.
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Ugghh !
Aarrrgh !
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Here. Wash it down
with these !
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It's delicious !
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Smooth !
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I'm going to
the bathroom.
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That guy can't
hold his liquor.
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On the outside. He sets,
he shoots, he pumps...
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nothing but trash.
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My house, huh ?
Huh ?
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Yeah, I never get tired
of that game.
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So, now you wanna play
a little one-on-one.
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Maybe after dinner.
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I'm sorry. I thought you
were the cleaning lady.
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Oh. You two play
a lot of basketball ?
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Not so much since she blew her knee out.
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Gimme a couple of seconds,
here. I'll be ready to go.
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All right. You know,
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this is exactly how I
pictured your office.
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Really ? With
the, uh... walls
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and the door
and everything ?
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What the hell
was that ?
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That wasn't
even funny.
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Listen to me.
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I sound like
I'm 16 again.
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This feels
really familiar.
253
00:10:36,634 --> 00:10:39,380
She's nervous. There's
this weird kind of tension.
254
00:10:39,501 --> 00:10:41,968
Your hands are sweating.
Why are they sweating ?
255
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,879
Oh, my god !
This is a date !
256
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,667
Red alert ! Red alert !
257
00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:51,413
Uh, you know, it's a
little chilly in here.
258
00:10:51,534 --> 00:10:53,780
Why don't you
put that back on ?
259
00:10:53,901 --> 00:10:56,179
Everybody out of the
building. This is not a drill.
260
00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:57,546
Oh, are you
ready to go ?
261
00:10:57,667 --> 00:11:00,380
You know, I can't, because
I got this big... work thing.
262
00:11:00,501 --> 00:11:03,879
The safety of the city
basically depends on it, so...
263
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,713
don't touch her.
Your hands are slimy.
264
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,680
Oh. Well, we still have to talk
about that police indictment.
265
00:11:09,801 --> 00:11:11,747
And we s-should talk
about that, and we w-will.
266
00:11:11,868 --> 00:11:14,279
I'll call you. No, I'll
write... I'll fax you.
267
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,780
I'll send
a carrier pigeon.
268
00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:16,780
See ya.
269
00:11:16,901 --> 00:11:17,834
Yeah, ok.
All right.
270
00:11:20,534 --> 00:11:22,767
That was nicely handled.
Very smooth.
271
00:11:31,534 --> 00:11:32,601
Oh...
272
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,701
ha ha.
273
00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:54,133
Oh, no.
274
00:11:55,868 --> 00:11:57,680
Oh, god !
Ohh !
275
00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,167
Oh, my god !
276
00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:05,012
I just want
to say again
277
00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:07,713
how truly sorry I am
about last night.
278
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,747
I hope you didn't bring
the whole fan club here,
279
00:12:09,868 --> 00:12:11,901
'cause we don't wanna
create a fire hazard.
280
00:12:13,968 --> 00:12:15,346
How did the big
party go ?
281
00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:16,680
Well, I... it...
282
00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:19,380
spill it, Paul. I bet they made up t
- shirts.
283
00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:20,713
You know,
I would like to
284
00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:22,734
put Paul Lassiter
on my chest.
285
00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:24,946
Yes, I said chest.
286
00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:26,534
You're like a horny
little chimp.
287
00:12:28,801 --> 00:12:30,179
To be honest with you,
288
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,580
the whole fan club
thing was just, uh...
289
00:12:32,701 --> 00:12:34,046
only about the most fun
I've ever had.
290
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:36,480
Morning, people.
It was delightful.
291
00:12:36,601 --> 00:12:39,400
I only wish that my supporters
were as loyal as yours.
292
00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:42,446
Well, good morning,
Ms. President.
293
00:12:42,567 --> 00:12:43,713
Mr. Mayor.
294
00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:46,680
Don't forget to tell me
about that next meeting.
295
00:12:46,801 --> 00:12:47,680
Mr. Mayor ?
296
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,133
Yeah. Mr. Mayor. Mr. Mayor !
297
00:12:53,534 --> 00:12:55,146
Not a real hugger,
Paul.
298
00:12:55,267 --> 00:12:58,467
Don't take away my incentive
to make these little gestures.
299
00:13:01,601 --> 00:13:04,567
Are you sure you don't
remember what happened ?
300
00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:08,534
Sorry, Stuart.
It's all a blur.
301
00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:13,701
There might have
been... dancing.
302
00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:18,313
Well, look who
decided to show up.
303
00:13:18,434 --> 00:13:20,033
It's America's
favorite couple.
304
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,747
I don't want to hear
any of your excuses.
305
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:24,780
Your tardiness has put
us way behind schedule,
306
00:13:24,901 --> 00:13:26,646
so why don't you two
cozy up,
307
00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:28,934
'cause you're gonna be
spendin' the night together.
308
00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:32,534
It'd be the first time.
309
00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:38,313
Ok, let's
get rolling,
310
00:13:38,434 --> 00:13:39,413
'cause we got
a lot of work to do.
311
00:13:39,534 --> 00:13:41,046
Uh, ahem. Mike,
312
00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:42,646
we didn't mind spending time
with you when Ashley left,
313
00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:44,146
and we know
you're hurting,
314
00:13:44,267 --> 00:13:46,346
so we understand why you're
burying yourself in your work,
315
00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:48,200
but enough is enough !
316
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:52,912
We're worried
about you, Mike.
317
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,480
I'm healing.
I'll be fine.
318
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,113
No. No, no, no.
319
00:13:56,234 --> 00:13:59,912
Uh... we're worried about
what we're gonna to do you...
320
00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:02,634
if you keep us here
another night.
321
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,601
Sorry I had to
get rough with you, man.
322
00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:14,079
Mike... I was supposed to go have
drinks with some people tonight.
323
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,613
Danielle's
gonna be there.
324
00:14:15,734 --> 00:14:17,246
I thought maybe
you'd...
325
00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:18,580
no, no, no, no.
I can't.
326
00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:20,580
No, because Danielle
thinks I'm in-play,
327
00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:23,279
and I can't even get
out of the locker room.
328
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:27,213
She... she's an offensive
machine. She can score at will.
329
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,413
It's baby steps, Mike.
330
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:31,534
It's time.
331
00:14:32,934 --> 00:14:33,946
Tch ! All right.
332
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:35,912
All right. I'll go.
I'll go.
333
00:14:36,033 --> 00:14:37,580
You guys all take
the night off.
334
00:14:37,701 --> 00:14:38,946
Yeah !
Whoo !
335
00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:40,346
Except you two.
336
00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:42,380
I gotta make that
proposal in the morning,
337
00:14:42,501 --> 00:14:45,279
so you two go find a room
and don't come out
338
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,334
till you figure out a way to
make balls bounce at midnight.
339
00:14:56,901 --> 00:14:58,813
So the last time
I saw you in college,
340
00:14:58,934 --> 00:15:00,446
you had your shirt off,
341
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,279
you were drinking beer out of
one of those ridiculous hats,
342
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,701
and you were screaming,
"I rule," over and over.
343
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:09,446
Yeah.
344
00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:11,613
How did you ever
become the deputy Mayor ?
345
00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:15,167
Well, I did the exact same
thing during my interview.
346
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,046
Oh, I'm sorry.
You want more peanuts ?
347
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,780
Mike, we've already
had 4 bowls.
348
00:15:20,901 --> 00:15:23,313
See, this is part of my
overall apology strategy.
349
00:15:23,434 --> 00:15:25,380
I... I say I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
350
00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:27,513
until you find it
really annoying...
351
00:15:27,634 --> 00:15:29,079
it was a little much.
352
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,246
I'm sorry.
353
00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:31,946
And, uh,
and then
354
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:35,380
that's followed by endless bowls
of peanuts until you forgive me.
355
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,747
I forgive you.
356
00:15:36,868 --> 00:15:39,067
All right. Then my work
here is done. Hold the nuts.
357
00:15:40,501 --> 00:15:41,912
Well, this is it.
Chairs.
358
00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:43,380
Podium. Painting.
359
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:45,747
Everything you see on TV
except for the cameras,
360
00:15:45,868 --> 00:15:48,313
which you wouldn't see because
they're the ones filming it.
361
00:15:48,434 --> 00:15:49,313
Wow !
362
00:15:49,434 --> 00:15:52,012
How cool is this ? !
363
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:54,313
Yeah. So impressive.
Paul,
364
00:15:54,434 --> 00:15:57,912
can you stand
behind the podium...
365
00:15:58,033 --> 00:15:59,667
for me ?
366
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,400
Ya happy ?
367
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,501
I know what
you're trying to do.
368
00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:13,979
Yes, ma'am.
369
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,713
When Mr. Mayor
took office,
370
00:16:15,834 --> 00:16:18,613
he promised to take
care of the pothole problem,
371
00:16:18,734 --> 00:16:21,879
yet it seems to have
gotten worse.
372
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,879
Well, appearances
can be deceiving,
373
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,380
because this administration
has discovered
374
00:16:26,501 --> 00:16:29,380
that potholes
are a way of combating
375
00:16:29,501 --> 00:16:31,879
another scourge
of our city:
376
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,133
Drag racing.
377
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,879
So, one has to ask
themself,
378
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,167
are potholes a problem,
or do they save lives ?
379
00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:46,701
Oh, that was brilliant.
380
00:16:48,534 --> 00:16:51,213
Yes, ma'am ?
You in the front ?
381
00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:53,067
Mr. Lassiter...
382
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,646
would you kiss me ?
383
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:59,868
Well, I... see, I don't think
we're prepared to answer...
384
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:07,200
there'll be
no further questions.
385
00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:12,847
Is... is part of
your apology plan
386
00:17:12,968 --> 00:17:15,012
to get me really,
really drunk ?
387
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:17,413
No. These are for
Nikki and her friends.
388
00:17:17,534 --> 00:17:18,847
Where did they go,
anyway ?
389
00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:21,046
I thought they were
at the bar.
390
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:23,979
Wait. Did I hear them say
something about going to a club ?
391
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,713
Oh. Yeah.
You wanna go find 'em ?
392
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:28,413
No, no. I'm not
the club kinda guy.
393
00:17:28,534 --> 00:17:30,046
When I wanna shout
in someone's ear,
394
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:32,400
I'll go visit
my grandmother.
395
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:36,146
Are you all right
that we're alone ?
396
00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:38,513
You're not about to have a
crisis at the office, are you ?
397
00:17:38,634 --> 00:17:42,046
Well, I can't very well do
it now that you said that.
398
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:45,546
I am just saying that if you
want to call it a night, we can.
399
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,380
No. Hey, come on,
look...
400
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:48,879
I can handle this.
401
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,580
After all,
we are two grown up,
402
00:17:51,701 --> 00:17:54,012
professional people
who just happen to be
403
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:56,513
of the opposite... sex.
404
00:17:56,634 --> 00:17:57,879
I'll tell you what.
405
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,380
We will take all of the
danger out of the situation
406
00:18:00,501 --> 00:18:02,613
by behaving exactly the
opposite of how we would
407
00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:04,179
if this was a date.
408
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,747
I... I don't follow you.
409
00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:07,501
How much money
do you make ?
410
00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:10,979
Oh, I get it. I see.
411
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,901
I am... unbelievably
shallow.
412
00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:18,413
I'm lookin'
to have kids...
413
00:18:18,534 --> 00:18:19,467
soon.
414
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,413
I have never...
415
00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:25,667
satisfied a woman
in bed.
416
00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:30,167
And I have no problem
with that.
417
00:18:31,534 --> 00:18:32,912
Are you ready
to order ?
418
00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:34,912
Yes. I'll have
the lobster.
419
00:18:35,033 --> 00:18:36,413
Should I really
do this ?
420
00:18:36,534 --> 00:18:38,079
Oh, definitely.
Why not ?
421
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,734
You're payin' for it.
422
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,847
You don't remember
anything ?
423
00:18:43,968 --> 00:18:45,012
Look...
424
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:47,847
even if anything
did... go on,
425
00:18:47,968 --> 00:18:50,879
I'm certainly not gonna go
shootin' my mouth off about it.
426
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,267
I got a rep to protect.
427
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,747
And you,
to be perfectly honest,
428
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,300
don't make much
of a trophy. Ok ?
429
00:19:02,534 --> 00:19:05,000
So you're ashamed
of me ?
430
00:19:06,601 --> 00:19:08,213
Nothing happened, ok ?
431
00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:10,780
We were drunk. You couldn't
find your apartment keys,
432
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:12,279
so I let you
crash at my place.
433
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,780
Why didn't you
tell me ?
434
00:19:13,901 --> 00:19:15,046
I wanted to
teach you a lesson.
435
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:17,079
When you look at me, all
you see is a gay person.
436
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,480
I'm just a guy, a friend
of yours. I know that !
437
00:19:20,601 --> 00:19:23,012
Really ? If Paul had taken you
home, would you have worried then ?
438
00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:24,680
No. But he's not gay.
Stuart !
439
00:19:24,801 --> 00:19:27,780
Just because I'm gay doesn't
mean I sleep with every man I can !
440
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:31,012
You're straight ! Do you sleep
with every woman you can ? !
441
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,100
Yes !
442
00:19:38,334 --> 00:19:39,213
Woman ?
443
00:19:39,334 --> 00:19:40,334
Man.
444
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:43,834
Nice ass.
445
00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:48,079
You know, for a guy.
446
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,246
It's changes
like that
447
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:50,747
that make me love
this city.
448
00:19:50,868 --> 00:19:53,246
They make me really fear blind dates.
449
00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:56,434
Well... this is where
I get off.
450
00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:01,246
And then things
got awkward.
451
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,546
Yeah.
452
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:05,313
Well, usually when an
evening goes this well,
453
00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:09,113
this is the point
where the guy...
454
00:20:09,234 --> 00:20:10,267
or the girl...
455
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,434
I... I can't do this.
456
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,380
I just ended a...
457
00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:19,346
long relationship,
458
00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:21,601
and I'm still at home
reading old letters.
459
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,946
But you know what ?
460
00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,747
She dumped me.
461
00:20:26,868 --> 00:20:29,813
I mean, I should
be able to move on.
462
00:20:29,934 --> 00:20:32,033
I'm a grown man.
I can do this.
463
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,146
I can't do this !
464
00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:38,279
Take your time.
Figure it out.
465
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,313
I don't have to be at
work for a few hours yet.
466
00:20:41,434 --> 00:20:42,979
Why should I be
uncomfortable ?
467
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,979
I mean, I had
a fantastic evening.
468
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,480
You are beautiful.
469
00:20:47,601 --> 00:20:49,879
I really love
being with you.
470
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,580
I can do this.
471
00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:53,313
Mike...
pucker up.
472
00:20:53,434 --> 00:20:56,200
All right. But I'm
not closing my eyes.
473
00:20:57,534 --> 00:20:59,546
I can't...
I can't do this.
474
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,480
I am so shocked.
475
00:21:01,601 --> 00:21:03,413
Oh. I just... it wouldn't be fair to you
476
00:21:03,534 --> 00:21:06,246
because I would be
thinking about someone else.
477
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:08,713
I understand.
478
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,346
Timing, huh ?
479
00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:11,946
Yeah.
480
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:13,879
What was her name ?
481
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,580
Ashley.
482
00:21:15,701 --> 00:21:17,534
Mmm. Pretty name.
483
00:21:18,634 --> 00:21:19,834
Yeah.
484
00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:22,380
Well...
485
00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:24,313
good night,
Mike.
486
00:21:24,434 --> 00:21:25,380
Yeah.
487
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:26,613
I had a really
great time.
488
00:21:26,734 --> 00:21:28,113
Yeah, me, too.
489
00:21:28,234 --> 00:21:30,033
But this is
the right thing.
490
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,567
Oh, my god. I want her.
491
00:21:38,901 --> 00:21:40,413
Shut up.
492
00:21:40,534 --> 00:21:42,012
Sorry.
493
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:44,033
I'm hungry.
494
00:21:49,734 --> 00:21:50,713
So, that's it.
495
00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:52,713
Yep. I didn't
even kiss her.
496
00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:53,713
Nothing.
497
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:55,246
Why ?
498
00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:57,467
Because
you're a wuss.
499
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,513
Apparently,
500
00:22:01,634 --> 00:22:03,213
I'm deep.
501
00:22:03,334 --> 00:22:04,646
That doesn't
sound right.
502
00:22:04,767 --> 00:22:05,847
You're not deep,
Mike.
503
00:22:05,968 --> 00:22:07,380
Well, it's late.
504
00:22:07,501 --> 00:22:09,000
Anyone ready to go to bed ?
505
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:12,067
She wants you.
506
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,634
Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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