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- Mr Mak, please come with me. - OK.

Have a bite. It's not poisonous.

Are you crazy?

- How much? - HK$7.00.

Working so late, slaphead?

Aren't you scared?

- Scared of what? - Being robbed.

Oh, you're a cop.

- Give me the change. - HK$15.00.

- Don't move. - Freeze! Watch yourself, slaphead!

You get the money.

Gotcha!

That one is fake, but this is real.

Put down your knives.

You bastard!

You've got some guts.

Don't move.

Don't come any closer or I'll shoot.

Go ahead. Shoot me here, right in the heart.

I'll give you a marker. Shoot ahead.

Now it's easy. Come on.

I'll shoot.

Bastard! How dare you?!

You dare to fight back?

Stop, drop it. Drop it!

-You drop it first. - No can do.

Are you some kind of girl?

Don't provoke me or I'll call the police.

I am the police.

They'll be the witnesses.

Stop! Or I'll shoot.

- Please don't shoot, sir. - Don't shoot.

Dickheads. Scared now, eh?

Get over there.

Who's your boss?

Bingo! Get over there.

Join them.

When Baldy's around, no robberies happen!

Have you heard that?

- Yes. - Who's your boss?

- Johnny. - Johnny.

Why didn't you say that earlier? He's my old friend.

I heard he's doing very well. Where is he now and who are his partners?

Come on. Don't goad us, sir.

- We won't betray our boss. - Really?

-What have we done? Just a robbery. - Yes.

We'll only be jailed for a couple of years. Arrest me.

Bastard!

A couple of years?

Robbery, resisting arrest, stealing a police officer's gun...

Your fingerprints are all here! You're won't get out until 1997.

- Are you threatening us? - No, I'm framing you.

If you're smart, tell me what I want to know and I'll let you go.

Otherwise, enjoy yourselves in jail until 1997.

- That's terrible. - What shall we do?

Wait a second, sir!

Sir..

- I can tell you. - OK.

My boss is doing business with Prince Tak.

I know that.

He's trafficking drugs for him.

I know that too.

That's all I know. I've told you it all.

You didn't tell me where he's working!

Sir, I really don't know. If I did, I wouldn't have come here to rob you.

I swear I'm telling the truth, sir. Trust me.

What a load of bullshit! Get out of here!

- Out of here? - Go away!

- Let's go. - Take your toys with you.

Save them for your next job.

- Thank you, sir. - No worries.

- Thank you. - Thank you, sir.

- Let's go, we're lucky - Freeze. CID.

A robbery? Get over there!

The bald cop inside let us go.

Shut up and put your hands against the wall.

- Don't move. - Fatty, why are you so late?

- Baldy, did you get any clues? - A few.

Are you kidding? How can you let them go?

They said they'd only tell you the rest.

Now you can tell him.

I didn't say that.

Don't look at me. I was in charge in there, and he's in charge out here. I can't help you.

- Then what shall we do? - You should ask him.

- What did they tell you? - Everything that you know.

- And what don't I know? - He didn't tell.

Why didn't you tell him everything inside?

You bastard! You want to keep me busy? Where is your boss?

I really have no idea or I'd have told him.

He seems to not have a clue. Let him go.

- Go! - Thank you, sir.

Stop! You can cheat Baldy but not me.

- I'll finish you if you don't tell. - OK, I'll tell.

You lying asshole! How dare you lie to me!

Charge him with stealing a policeman's gun. Here's the evidence. I'll call the police.

No, sir please, I'll tell you.

Are you going to let me go if I tell you everything?

You don't set the terms of the deal!

Don't scare him any more. Where is your boss?

He often goes to the TV Game Centre at Pak Tai Street.

Are you lying to us?

I wouldn't dare to.

- You can go now. - Thanks.

- Get out of here immediately - Thanks.

Robbery!

- Stop! - Freeze!

- Stop! - Stop! Freeze!

This is the TV Game Centre.

Hey..

Get out!

Baldy! That car there still has its engine running.

Don't look at it!

- It's on to keep the air-conditioner running. - But the window's open.

- Maybe someone's smoking inside. - Check out all those cigarette butts.

Something's wrong.

- He must've been there for ages. - Mind your own business.

- Let's go. - He may be a robber.

Johnny!

Hey! Johnny!

Stop! Johnny!

Robbery!

- Robbery! - Where?

- Where was it? - Upstairs, room 308, Ngai Ching Jewellery.

- How many robbers? - Six or seven.

- Any weapons? - Knives, guns... and they were masked.

Come and sit down here.

Can I use it for a while? I'm CID.

Hey!

Get out of the way!

You can't get away!

- Hey! - Gotcha!

Why did you smash into me?

Bastard! Stop! You stop!

What are you doing?!

Lovely!

I've got you!

Why did you run away when you saw me?

Don't hit me! I look up to you. I'm a big fan of yours.

Oh, really? That's flattering.

Answer me this.

Prince Tak owns a Mercedes and dates actresses.

- Where does he get his money from? - I don't know.

Is the notorious King of Cocaine, Cagey Wing, his brother?

- I really don't know. - Really?

You drive him around, of course you know.

- But I really don't. - OK.

What are you charging me with?

I don't know yet. Give me a minute and I'll sort it out.

Hurry! Get everything!

Quick! Grab all you can!

- Get down! Down! - Be quiet!

Don't move!

Stay still!

- Hurry up! Are you finished? - Almost! Watch the door

Are they masked?

Yes.

- Is everything all right in there? - How's it going in there?

What are you doing?

Don't move or you won't get out of here alive!

- Hurry up! - Let's go!

- Hurry up... - Robbery. Give me your handbags. Quick!

Give them to me, hurry!

Hey, hurry up.

Speed it up. Hurry up, buddies!

- What are you doing here? - Robbing the place.

He's also robbing this place.

Am I in the wrong place?

- Sorry about that. Go ahead. - Kill him.

I'm a policeman! Put down your weapons!

Get in the car! Hurry!

Stop!

- What's the charge? - I haven't got one.

Stop!

A robbery?

Oh, fantastic!

I'm a policeman. Can I borrow your trolley?

The police are coming!

Fatty, look at that.

Oh, Christ!

Hi, thanks very much for the information you gave us about this robbery.

- Please come to identify the suspects? - What? No way.

You grassed them up, they have the right to know it was you.

Are you kidding? I'll be killed.

I can't help you unless you cooperate with me.

OK. I'll tell you, I'll tell you.

- Go ahead. - Tomorrow, in Yu Tak Commercial Centre.

Who is the dealer?

A lady-boy whose bra will be stuffed with the goods.

- Are you kidding me? - How could I mess with you two lunatics?

- What? - I mean, I wouldn't mess with you nice guys.

That's fine.

Hey, how about the handcuffs?

It's settled, let him go.

Don't disturb me.

- Time to work. - Don't disturb me.

It's a rare chance for me to cry.

Hey, your job is to catch this guy, not to cry.

Go look for him yourself.

- How can I tell who the lady-boy is? - A woman with a plastic-looking figure.

He must be one. Go and check.

I don't know how to check. You show me.

How can you be so smart?

- With your help. - Heads or tails?

- Heads. - You lose. Off you go.

- Keep an eye on me. - I will.

Hey, what's the brand of your suit?

- Ah Lai, it's that guy again. Be careful! - OK.

- Are you taking advantage of me? - Yes. I have poor taste.

- What are you doing? - Sorry, I just wanted to check...

- Pervert! - I'm CID.

- I've been watching this pervert. - Are you really a cop?

Look.

Something's up.

Look over there.

Hey! Aren't you arresting him? Why not?

You're both cheating me.

- You two bastards. - Hey, hey..

Stop! I'll get the police.

Take it easy just come with me.

- Hi, did two women just go in? - Yes.

We're CIDs. We're on duty.

Men are not allowed.

Where is the stuff?

We're the police.

- Don't be scared. - We're just on duty

- We didn't see anything. - Baldy over there.

Oh! Hey.

Damned lady-boy! Get out of my way, he's mine.

Jesus!

Damn!

I've got you this time.

Are you OK, Baldy?

He's running away. Go and get him!

He's a man. Search him!

How's it going, Fatty?

- How is it? - Try it yourself.

- You're useless. - Get your hands off me. You pervert.

I'll be ruined.

Miss, you said two policemen had sexually harassed you. Can you identify them?

Numbers three and four.

You two stay, the rest can go.

Turn left.

Why did you let me touch her when you knew she was a woman?

You asked me to share all the perks of the job with you.

- I'll kick your ass. - Turn back. Hear me?

-All right. -All right.

If I didn't do that, you wouldn't be here with me.

Brother Tak asked you to sue them?

Inspector Ng, my client's sure that they sexually assaulted her.

We'd like to sue them.

You two hand in your guns and wait for me in my office.

The cops are charged by the criminals? What sort of world is this?

- They can't hear us. - So what?

Thanks, Inspector Ng.

- Baldy, what is Fatty saying there? - He was cursing them.

- Inspector... - What's going on?

There is nothing to get all het up about.

- Listen, girl... - Prince Tak is just using you.

- Why are you helping him to sue us? - He's right.

Prince Tak...

I don't know Prince Tak. I only know that you took advantage of me.

If I knew you were a girl, I wouldn't have searched you.

He likes scratching girls. When it gets bad, he goes to massage parlours.

Now you know how disgusting they are.

You'd better make them shut up or I'll call ICAC.

Wait a minute. You shut up!

OK now, we'll handle this case properly.

Please take them out and look after them.

Please.

- Boss? - Boss?

But now I'm the inspector, you're still normal cops.

What's your secret?

You've got to use your brain.

Now, on this case, you let the real lady-boy escape,

and now you have a real lady who wants to sue you.

Are you stupid or something?

- Do we need to hand in our guns? - Of course not. He'll fix it for us.

Fixing your messes has made me an inspector with two stars on my shoulder.

- I know we've brought you trouble. - Not really.

- What? - Let's go.

- We're going now. - OK.

- What's up? - Nothing...

You'd better be careful with Baldy..

- Our boss is really smart. - Damned smart!

You two have become the famous pervert cops.

Come on, show us your skills.

OK, I'll show you.

Fatty, don't keep all the perks to yourself.

Hey, we've never seen this bottom before.

- No, we haven't. - It looks an easy one to bag.

- You can tell that from the ass. - Who said that?

How could you say things like that?

Baldy, stop lying. I know it was you.

You're the most obscene man in the station.

How smart you are. Come here. Come here, come.

- I heard that your sisters are very pretty. - But they're married.

- Brother Lung. - Hi.

You promised to get me two concert tickets.

Right.

I almost forgot to give them to you.

You lined up for four hours just for her tickets?

How much?

- Don't worry about it. - I'll pay you later.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

You fancy Ching?

Don't be ridiculous, she's so young. I'm six years older than her.

Only six years older?

- Don't mess about. Go back to work. - Six years older..

Brother Tak, Brother Wing is in there.

What would you like?

- It's priceless? - Brother

- Master. - Is there really such a thing?

- Oh, Tak, you're here. - Master.

Don't call me Master. It'll get me arrested easily. Call me Brother Wing.

Take a seat.

- Please. - OK.

Johnny! Take a seat! We're one family.

OK! Sit down.

This meal is for Biao. He gave me some tips on horse racing.

But, I didn't bet on his horses. Thus, I won HK$200,000.

- Come on. - Brother Wing...

I'm very sorry for today's...

Hey! It's not your fault.

Tak shouldn't have let you do that. He should've ordered his men to do it.

Brother, we got caught by two cops.

I'll kill them if they show up again.

Don't mess around with them.

They're the famous Crazy Tiger and Mad Dragon.

If you offend them, they'll ruin you.

Let's see them try to ruin me.

What's more,

they've been watching you around the clock.

- Why? - Because you were showing off too much.

Why haven't they come to me? Everyone knows I'm the King of Cocaine.

If you want to show off, do some charity work.

Cocaine dealers shouldn't show off. Am I right, Johnny?

I'll be fine. It's just because Ah Lai was unlucky this time.

But I heard someone reported it to the police.

That's impossible. Just a few people knew about it.

Only Ah Lai and Johnny knew it. They're faithful.

So what? I don't even trust my own brother.

I've got you tailed all the time.

No one can hide anything from me.

You may say I'm tricky but I'm just cautious for all your sakes.

This deal...

was ruined by an insider.

- Get rid of him. - Brother Wing, give me a chance. Please!

Uncle Wai.

Uncle Wai...

- Brother Wing. - Arrange him a funeral.

- At the end of the day, he's family - OK, give him a funeral. He's family.

- Let's have a toast. - A toast.

- Ah Lai. - Huh?

Cheers!

Cheers.

- Drink it. - Cheers.

Not again. Don't tease me. It'll kill me.

It's much simpler than last time. We just want you to snoop around inside.

- And check out the place. - If you're caught, don't disclose us.

- You know what loyalty is? - Yes.

Put me down, please. Please! Put me down! Put me down!

Are you insane?

- I'm insane. - Start your job.

Baldy, we always do things like this and we never get promoted.

What?

We get someone to check the place out without permission and things like that.

How can we crack a case without doing things like that?

He's out.

It's done.

Nobody's inside.

Come and search me.

Please, no! Please don't do that again. Don't tickle me.

- Good boy. - Bless you.

Wait. Is there a dog inside?

It's a dog... a dog.

CID! Hands up!

Go over there.

On the wall!

- Fatty, search it. - OK.

Are you afraid? Out!

Get out of here, you useless dog!

See, it's gone. Go to work.

Bobby!

- What shall we do? - Hide!

Get under the bed.

Hey, let me in.

There's no space.

How was it?

- Is she hot? - Yes, but I saw nothing.

Oh, what a pity!

- I'll have a try - Hey..

She is taking us to court.

It doesn't matter then if we have one extra charge.

- Hey... don't mess things up! -Ah Lai.

Ah Lai.

- I'll get in first. There's no room for two! - Damn you, Fatty!

Ah Lai.

- You're here. - What did you think of yesterday's incident?

Was he really a traitor?

I'm not sure, but those two crazy cops are like the 7-Eleven,

they seem to be open for business 24 hours.

Be careful!

They're cops, so what?

The law in Hong Kong protects people like me.

That's why I drive a Mercedes and they take the bus.

Stop bragging. I don't want to do any more business with you.

Ah Lai, help me finish this job.

- Get one of your men to fix it. - Don't talk nonsense.

- What are you doing? - I trust you most.

Don't...

- Did you fart? - No, I didn't.

- Ah Pak? - What's up, Boss?

- Get the weapons. - OK.

- Who's calling me? - Don't move. Robbery!

Don't move, hands up!

- Lift the bed up! - Damn you, bastards. Damn you!

- Huh? Haven't you seen pantyhose before? - It's better to be a thief than a cop, isn't it?

You bastard! You sold drugs and sued us for sexual assault.

- Hit me if you dare. - Freeze.

You drive the Mercedes and we take the bus, right? Give me your car keys.

Get over there, bastard. Come here, Ah Lai.

Don't be scared. We're family

- Come with us. - No.

Don't follow us.

- What did he say to you? - Nothing.

- Nothing? - Nothing.

What did you say to her?

Just that she was so pretty, it's a shame she's with Tak.

You want to try to bag her?

No, I was just creating a problem between them.

Wow, this car is so cool, much better than yours.

That's unfair!

We work our asses off.

He's a drug dealer with a Mercedes.

I'm a cop with a shabby car. You're worse off still, you don't even have a bike.

- Hello? - Give me back my car, asshole!

- There's no asshole here. - I'll ruin you, bastard.

There is a bastard here, however. Wait a second.

You're wanted.

Bastard, what's up?

Damn you, fatso! I'm right behind you. Watch out!

See us?

If you wreck my car, you couldn't afford to fix it.

What is he saying?

He said we couldn't afford to fix his car if it got damaged.

How dare he!

What are you saying?

Stop the car and fight me if you've got guts.

Bastard! I can't stand it any more! Do we have any weapons?

Asshole! I really hate to be challenged.

I can't afford to pay for the damages, eh? I'm going to wreck it.

It's so much fun. Chase me.

- Come on. - Fucking slaphead!

- Stop the car! - It's such fun. Fatty, he asked you to stop.

- Are you all right, boss? - Get out of my way!

He's coming. Don't let him overtake us.

It's so much fun.

Fatty, I'll show you something fantastic. Watch this.

Come on!

Are you crazy? It's my car.

- Isn't that fantastic? - Shit.

Get him. Hurry up!

- Isn't it fun, Fatty? - Yes, great fun.

- Now it's your turn. - OK.

- I'll mess this up! - Let's ruin it.

- Look at that, boss. - God.

Well done, Fatty!

You assholes! You're ruining my car.

- Fatty, we did an amazing job. - Get them!

Anything else?

I'll show you something amazing.

- Look at this! - Be careful.

Oh, my car!

- Pity! Now you'll have to take the bus. - Baldy, let's get out of here. Taxi!

- Stop. - Stop.

- Taxi! Taxi! - Excuse me.

- Where are you going? - Just drive. Fast!

- Bye-bye. - You fucking assholes!

- Sir, a table for.. - One! I'll find one myself.

Miss, you're very pretty.

- I think we've met before. - Nonsense.

- May I join you? - What for?

I can't understand Italian. I'd like you to help me understand the menu.

Ask the manager to do that.

I don't like him. I only like pretty girls, especially someone like you, so elegant...

Then why did you come so late?

I've finished all the dishes. You're two hours late. Aren't you ashamed?

I've had work to do...

You're shameless! Shameless!

What's so funny?

You're most beautiful when you're angry.

- Waiter! - The bill, please.

- HK$180, sir. - OK. Keep the change.

Thank you.

You're quite something. She's so tall but you wooed her.

She's not much taller when she's lying down.

The protests continued today,

speaking out against the Hong Kong government not denouncing the war.

Dad, I'm back.

- Prepare dinner. - OK.

Auntie San!

- What's up? - I saw your son in the street protest.

Don't let him go.

He'll get into trouble with the police. You know, my son is a cop!

That's just a coincidence.

Tell him that it's better to go on a hunger strike than to do a street protest.

- Fasting is bad for your health. - No, not if it's less than seven days.

It's healthy as it cleans the stomach.

Dad, dinner is ready.

I'm coming.

Dad, what will happen to him after the seven-day fast?

I don't know.

But when I just did a three-day fast, I was sent to jail.

Hong Kong is a great place to live, so don't ruin it.

Or it'll be like what some foreigners once said.

- I really hate that. - What was it?

They said the Chinese don't seek freedom.

Those who seek freedom are not Chinese.

Dad, a toast to our Chinese people.

- Anything exciting today? - Nothing very exciting.

Baldy and I ruined someone's car but there were no shootings.

Don't worry too much about solving dramatic cases and being the hero.

Just do whatever's right, and God will bless you.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Now onto our sports news.

Football news up first. This week, the club that is returning...

What's so funny?

What's the difference between marrying and cohabiting?

One is capital punishment, the other, detention until death.

Sooner or later there's no way out.

You find that funny? You need to take a shower.

Take a shower? I had one yesterday.

Mum asked me when we're going to be executed?

You're sleepy whenever I bring this subject up.

Don't use your pager to make a diversion.

Now you play the same trick again.

I'm innocent this time.

Old tricks.

Miss Ng, you're wanted on the phone.

Boss, he called back.

Hello, is that Miss Ng?

What's up?

Are you free now? I'd like to have a talk with you.

Sure, go ahead.

It's not convenient to talk on the phone.

Bring Fatty in an hour's time to the construction site behind Prince Restaurant.

- I'll meet you there. - OK.

Well done, Ah Lai.

May Parry!

You said just one hour, but do you know what time is it now?

I had to get two plane tickets. Get in.

Come on!

You go in the front and I'll go in the back.

If she asks where I am, tell Tak the story

- Will it work? - Of course.

Because he's as dumb as you are.

Remember shout if anything goes wrong. Go, go, go.

Fatty, come upstairs!

Hey! Fatty

You come alone?

Where's Baldy?

He's busy at the moment, but he gave me these two tickets.

- He'll meet you at the airport. - Tickets?

Yes, Baldy's girlfriend found out about his affair with you.

She's gone mad at him. He said he'd meet you at the airport.

- What are you talking about? - I've said all I need to say.

- Have a nice trip. - What? What?

TF Mak. Who is that?

Tiger Mak. How can you forget his name? That's Baldy.

Sorry, your affair is none of my business.

- What? - I'm leaving. Excuse me.

No wonder they showed up in the shopping mall,

and again in your apartment.

Bitch! You sold out to them.

You idiot, you believe him? No wonder your brother called you fathead.

How dare you!

Stop.

I know it's your domestic affair,

but she's my buddy's girl after all. Don't touch her.

Fatty, how dare you frame me?

- Don't trust him! He's just setting me up! - Shut up!

- Take her away. - Yes.

Fatty, the purpose of this meeting is to make a deal.

Let's be frank with each other. How much do you want?

Are you trying to bribe me? I'll charge you with bribery.

My buddy's girl.

Hey Fatty, that's bullshit!

- Come with me. - Don't move.

You have two options.

One, work for me and I'll reward you handsomely.

Two, you don't leave here alive.

I don't want your dirty money.

Fatty, how dare you work against me.

- What's up? - I'm scared.

But I haven't even hit you. Shut up!

Finish him off!

- Hurry up. - Let go of me.

Let me go!

Bingo!

Damn you! Why did you frame me?

So what?

Don't touch my breasts again!

I'll get you.

I'll get you too.

- Hands off. - You dare to touch my girl?

- How dare you! - Damn you, Baldy! Why did you frame me?

Kill him!

Watch out!

Bingo.

Here you are.

- Why did you frame me? - It's for your own good.

- For my own good? - Don't make me hit you.

Shit. I don't want to.

- Bastard! - Stop. Stop.

- Listen, Ah Lai... - You bitch!

- Come with me, Ah Lai. - I'm going to get you!

Tak, it's not true!

Fatty; he'll go after her now, get hold of that bastard.

- You've ruined me. - You hit me again? Shit!

I meant you no harm. it's for your sake. You won't have a good life with Prince Tak.

Haven't you got some principles?

Never do anything inhuman or there's no difference between you and an animal.

- You want to behave like an animal? - What are you talking about?

It's very easy to ruin your life.

You should let me help you or you'll ruin your life.

Stop!

Stop!

What's wrong with you?

Get out of the way.

- What are you doing here? - Get out!

- What are you doing in our kitchen? - Go away!

Hey! What's going on?

Out of the way!

Get out of the way!

- Hey! - Those are our ingredients!

What the hell's going on?

- What's going on? - Who's that?

- I think that's Fatty! - Impossible! It can't be.

I'm right! it's him!

- It's you? - Boss?

You fat little shit.

Oh, my ear.

You've disrupted the Commissioner's wedding. I can't help you fix it this time.

I can't hear you. Let me finish this first.

Get out of the way!

You bastard! I'm going to have some fun with you now!

Fatty, come and join the fun. Let's finish him.

Stop it! Stop it!

- Why are they all here? - I don't know. Our boss is also here.

- No one can help you. - God help you.

- What do they mean? - Thanks.

It's the Commissioner The Police Investigator is also here.

- The bridegroom looks so familiar... - God, he got hit.

It's the Commissioner. We're finished. What shall we do?

Let's go.

Stop!

We have been friends for more than ten years.

I've never told you off whenever you brought me trouble.

Now, you tell me, what should I do this time?

We deserve to be told off.

We've never got to know you all these years.

Running all over the place to catch a man. Shame on you. Screw you.

All you do is bring me trouble!

If I wasn't so good at my job, I'd have been ruined by you two! I've had it with you!

You're stupider than I thought to mess up the Commissioner's wedding.

You two bastards.

Among all the inspectors in the force, I'm the lowest one in rank.

- Boss... - I don't need that. Go away! Just get lost!

Where are you going?

- Getting lost. - Going back to work.

There's no work for you.

You'd better leave Hong Kong and give me some peace for a while.

What about Prince Tak's case?

- We're still being charged by that woman? - Right.

The charge has been dropped.

She sued Prince Tak instead and the case has been closed.

You two are not needed. The game is over.

- Did it turn out well? - Get your ass out of here!

- Fatty, let's go. - Where are you going? Come back.

Sit down.

Look, take some time off.

Give me a few weeks to flatter the boss.

Say sorry. When you come back, he won't be so mad at you.

How about going to Macao?

- Attention! - Yes, sir.

You don't need to stand up.

Attention.

I still can't hear properly.

You're really a piece of work!

Now everyone knows that my wedding was a failure.

I've completely lost face.

Get rid of these two assholes at once!

Or else, I'll make you pay for it.

No problem. I'm getting them out now.

- Give him one more chance. - Hi.

Brother Lung.

Ask her out for a date if you fancy her. At least, you'd get an answer yes or no.

It's too embarrassing.

Just have a try.

Maybe she'd like to come on our trip.

Go! Go!

- Ah Ching! - Yes?

I fancy you and want to take you out.

I know you'd probably say no, but let me know anyway

- What's going on? - I don't know.

What do you mean?

I don't know.

Here's an invitation to her wedding.

Now you've got your answer Let's take a trip.

Fattym don't be so sad. Here you'll be able to get many girls.

- Really? - Sure, I'll leave you one or two.

- The best ones? - Yes.

You're very generous.

- I've always been generous. - Are you kidding?

What is going on? That car has broken down.

I'm sorry.

Look!

Let's get out! There must be an accident.

Sorry, did I hurt you?

It's all right. It didn't hurt me much.

Sorry miss, it's Fatty's fault.

- Are you all right? - I'm OK.

You look so familiar, have we met somewhere?

- No. - Yes, we have.

Get up. Sorry.

- Oh, my back hurts... - Let me help.

Don't pull me. Let go of me.

- Are you OK? - Did I hurt you?

- Shit, try it yourself and you'll see if it hurts. - Let's go.

- Miss, I really have met you before. - Are you OK?

I'm fine. Look at them.

Don't go away.

- We're detectives. What's going on? - CID.

- Is there a corpse? - Yes, is there?

- We're waiting for the sunset. - What?

Yes. Look over there.

- The sun will set behind it. - What nonsense.

- Don't we watch sunsets in Hong Kong? - No, there is no sunset.

Bald guy, come over here.

Me? She must think I'm attractive! I'm coming.

Your cab driver was parked illegally. The cops made him move.

Your luggage is over there.

- Get it. - Get it.

I apologise to you on Fatty's behalf.

He ran fast, so I followed him and we bumped into you.

- That's all right. - It's our first time here.

I've booked the hotel, but we don't know the way.

Could you please take us there?

Stop being a nuisance. They're jogging.

They're injured now, how can they go on jogging?

They don't know us. They may think we're taking advantage of them.

Do I look like that kind of guy? Let's introduce ourselves.

I'm Baldy Mak, he's Fatty Lung. What's your name?

- I'm May - I'm June.

Hands off.

I'm really sorry about bumping into you.

Fatty would like to treat you to a meal to make up for it. Are you free tonight?

- Thanks. Bye. - Bye.

- What's going on? - Failure.

You look like a pervert and you scared them away.

- Really? - Let's go.

You keep hold of it!

- Look over there. Hi. - Hi.

Stop!

- Hi. - Shut up.

They're saying hi to me, not you.

You pay the bill.

Get in. We'll drive you to the hotel.

So you're not only beautiful, you can also drive!

- That's June's seat. - It doesn't matter.

- I'm giving you a chance. - Thanks.

I'm scared! Hold my hand. Hold my hand.

Why should we dress like this for the disco?

It's not for the disco, it's for the girls.

We're not up to their standard.

But that's better than having no partners.

- They won't fancy us. - But we can fancy them.

How can you walk like that?

You should walk in the style of the 90s. Watch me. See.

Just like this.

- This way please. - This way.

- I can sing this song. - Really?

- Let me sing to you. - Great. Great.

Let's sing together.

Let him sing first.

~ I'd like to fall in love.

~ I'd even fight for love.

~ I'm mad about you.

~ I want you so much.

~ Oh, girl, I'm under your spell.

~ Even a tiger would try its best to attract its mate.

~ I'd like to put all my efforts towards winning your heart.

~ Oh, girl, I'm under your spell.

~ Mama says sturdy girls are a good catch.

~ Come and rock, and make me happy.

~ I'd like to fall in love.

~ I'd even fight for love.

~ I'm mad about you.

~ I want you so much.

~ Oh, girl, I'm under your spell.

~ Oh, girl, I'm under your spell.

You idiot, look at them!

We got you!

- Jump in! - Come in.

- I'm coming. - Hurry

Dunk her! Dunk her under!

Help! Come and help me.

Push him under!

Now I understand what life is.

Isn't it fun, Fatty?

I'd like a day like this every month.

Don't forget, you're a cop. It's impossible, unless you quit.

- How about we get another job here? - What kind of job could you do?

Even if you can get a job, your Lanky wouldn't let you go.

Who is Lanky?

It's his mother.

- Is your mother tall? - Yes, she's as tall as you.

What are you talking about?

We'd like to quit our jobs and work here. But we don't know what we could do.

- How about working in karaoke? - How could we?

It's not hard if you have enough money.

Money is the only thing he lacks.

Honour is the only thing he lacks.

That's better than you. You also lack morals.

How about you?

I'm different than him. He has no money but I have no capital.

That's easy We'll pool together ours.

Really? Would we need to pay interest?

50/50. We'd sponsor you, and you'd run the business.

Wait. If we do that, we'll be kept men, won't we?

Of course not, we'll have to run the business.

You're right.

I love capitalism.

- What is that? - I don't know.

- Is it good or not? - It can be changeable, so it's hard to tell.

- We'd better set up some rules then. - OK.

- Hey, you're back? - Yes, back to quit.

Congratulations.

You're not sad at all?

We'd been working together for such a long time. Won't you miss us?

We'll miss you.

But we envy you more, since you can emigrate and be supported by women.

What's your view?

Be frank with me.

My boyfriend won't be so worried about me if you leave here.

Actually all of us don't want you to leave.

Ching is really nice. Give her a reward, Fatty, kiss her.

- Instead, I'll reward you with a wedding gift. - Really? Thanks.

- Hey! Why do you push me? - Go. Move. Move.

Sit. Sit down.

Were you on Ho Man Tin Street last Saturday?

What date was it? Which part of the street?

Why did you hit me?

I didn't. He hit you.

Why hit me? Who hit me?

The cops hit me.

I'm the cop, but they're not.

- You can fight back if you want to. - OK.

Forget it.

What? Resignation?

Are there some Singaporean women funding your karaoke business?

So you're going to live on them?

That's really nice.

Boss, we're really sorry we've brought you so much trouble.

And now we just quit like this.

But we're making the right choice for ourselves. Don't be upset.

I'm not. The case was too tough, I couldn't fix it.

- What do you mean? - Are we fired?

- What? - Calm down. Do we get compensation?

Sure. You'll get the compensation if you're tired.

Or you need to give us compensation if you resign.

OK. Fire us. Fire us!

No, I've got to resign.

What's the difference between being fired and resigning?

It's a matter of principle.

We got Prince Tak. On what ground do you fire us?

Don't mention him. He's on bail.

What? We almost got ourselves killed catching him.

It's no longer our business. Let's go to Singapore.

- It's unfair - Let's go.

How about Lanky? Aren't you scared? Huh?

I'll let her know later.

Now let's go. Bye-bye.

Baldy, how can we let him walk free?

Hit me if you don't like it!

Forget it, someone'll finish him one day

- Don't be angry. Karaoke? - Asshole!

Baldy, did you hear what he called you?

- What? - Asshole.

- Did he? - Yes.

- Am I? - Yes.

- I never knew that. - Go.

- Brother. - Brother Wing.

Why are they concerned with a fathead like you?

I'll be fine. They can't charge me, they've got no witnesses.

You know what, your girl is now turning against you.

Is she? I must kill her.

I'll handle that. Some Thai killers are coming to do that.

Leave the two cops to me.

You don't need to do that yourself. Haven't you learnt anything?

Have the Thai killers arrived?

Yes.

Are you ready?

Yes.

- OK. - Let's go.

Breakfast is ready, do you want me to get it out for you?

Thanks, but I'll get it myself. Over.

Chang, look. Hot girls.

That's nothing for you to be concerned with, you're on duty

- I saw them first. Don't take them both. - OK.

Have a plate, sir.

Thank you.

Your colleague left this here last night.

Why didn't Baldy come to work here?

He's resigned. He's going with Fatty to Singapore to do karaoke business.

- Give them my congratulations. - OK.

Bastard! Are you full now? Would you like some breakfast?

Oh, I can join in, can I?

Bobby.

Bobby!

Here you are.

Take them out.

The Singaporean girls are pretty.

Brother Lung, you're so happy. You must have met a girl in Singapore.

- Not really - Is she pretty?

- Yes, she is. - How about Baldy's girl?

- Not bad. - Never mind. He's told me all.

He said his was much prettier than yours.

Bullshit. His girl is not as tall and pretty as you.

She's got money for Baldy to run a karaoke business. That's all.

The Singaporean girls are pretty.

Don't say a word about Singapore to her. I haven't told her anything.

There you go. There you go! Dig in!

I cooked this meal especially for you.

Try this.

Fatty, don't just eat the rice. Have some of the other dishes.

Baldy, come with me.

What for?

Come here.

You, follow me.

Wouldn't I have supported your karaoke business? Get the hell out of here.

Get out of here!

Hey, take your stuff with you.

Don't ever come back. Go and be a kept man there.

You can never dump me, unless I'm dead.

Let's go.

It's none of your business.

You damn slaphead!

What do you want?

How time flies. We've been friends for three years.

Almost ten years.

I've always considered you my best friend.

Be frank, if I stay here with Lanky will you go to Singapore?

Sure.

You have no loyalty. Shame on you!

But you said that loyalty has nothing to do with friendship.

- I was just kidding. - But it's true.

- She's calling me. - Go back and say something nice.

- It's not that urgent. - Go. Waiter, the bill, please.

Yes!

OK. You pay the bill and I'll go to see her.

It's on me again?

Be quiet or Lanky will be killed.

Don't go upstairs or you'll be killed too.

Lanky!

Are you there?

Lanky, are you all right? Are you OK?

I'm so happy you're all right.

You're lovely like this, do you know that? Now I can get a chance to talk.

- Are you still going to Singapore? - Let's talk about it later.

- Answer me. - OK. I'm not going.

- Then when are we going to marry? - Give me some time.

I won't.

Don't worry about me. Just go yourself, hurry

Let's go.

Don't be afraid. We're safe now.

- Oh, no, not again! Don't hit me. - I'll get you, you bastard.

- Get off me, I don't want to beat a girl up. - A murderer, please come here.

- Arrest him. - It's you, Baldy!

Of course it's me. Go get the criminals upstairs.

- First floor Be careful, they've got guns. - Let's go.

Call an ambulance! Now!

What are you doing? Let go of me.

Don't hold me.

Watch out, son.

- Dad, are you all right? - I'm fine. Don't let them get away.

Beating up women, shame on you.

They're...

- Excuse me. Move aside. - Get out of here.

- Get out of the way. - What's going on?

- It's you, Fatty. - He's my father.

Get in the ambulance.

Get out of here. Move aside, folks. Move on.

How is my father?

It's not critical but he's still in danger.

Tell me more details.

- It's for you. - His condition could still deteriorate.

- What does that mean? - That means OK.

He said the same thing about Lanky. Don't worry he'll be fine.

Your father has been a good man. Heaven's on his side.

- That's true. - He still has a long time to live.

Let's go.

So you've chosen a lucky day for us?

Don't worry He can't run away this time.

Bye, Mum.

My mother has chosen a day for our wedding, the 15th of next month.

OK.

Have some orange.

Are you OK? You're being nice to me today.

We've been together for three years. You're really beautiful.

It's been seven years.

- I can't remember many things. - Do you remember my surname?

- Sure. - Hi, Lanky.

Hi, Lung.

How is your father?

He's fine. He can go home next week.

You're bringing me so much stuff.

I always have free dinners at your home. It's my turn to give you something.

Biscuits. Chocolate. Here.

Have you caught those guys who wanted to kill you? Be careful.

We will. Can I have a word with you?

Of course.

- Have a rest. - OK.

You first.

Prince Tak wants to kill us. I'm going to get him first.

I'm going to demolish him and his gang.

Here's an envelope. Open it if I don't come back in two days.

There's some money inside. Please use it to look after my father.

Are you kidding?

You want me to look after your father with this small amount of money?

See, this is mine. But there's more money inside. Look after her for me.

- Where did you get the money? - I saved it.

We were on the same pay scale. How can you have more money than me?

- You've spent too much. - Are you kidding?

- You used my money - No, I used hers.

I also used my father's.

Fatty, I'm sorry. I really am.

Lanky and I haven't been married yet.

She can still live without me.

You've got a father to look after. So leave Prince Tak to me, OK?

At least go and take one last look at Lanky.

Damn you, you cheeky bastard.

Hey! Wait a second.

- Where can I take you? - Home, please.

- OK, then. - Thank you.

You assholes!

Go to hell.

Fatty!

What are you doing?

Let go of me.

Let go of me.

Fatty! What are you doing?

- Setting him alight! - Do you want to die with him?

You're cops, but now you're breaking the law yourselves.

- Shut up. - We're not cops any more.

We have become hooligans, like you.

What do you want?

We want to kidnap you and threaten you.

And maybe kill you, destroy your body and then run away

Get out of my way.

- Fatty calm down. - I'll kill him. I'll kill him!

Give him a chance to explain. Maybe it was not him.

You're much more understanding.

- Tell him the truth or he'll kill you. - My brother did it.

You're a lying wanker!

Don't you know I'm behind him? Shit.

I'll kill him first, then his brother.

Baldy help! He's going to kill me.

- Killing him won't gain us anything. - I can give you money.

- How much? - $100,000.

- $100,000? - $100,000 each.

Shit, kill him.

A million.

Hey? A million?

-A million each. -I don't want your dirty money.

Give it a second thought.

- Get away! - Calm down.

We can never earn that much money.

Don't forget, he almost killed your girlfriend.

But she is still alive.

What about my father?

He's alive too.

Baldy, you disappoint me.

- ls it US or HK dollars? - US dollars.

- Baldy! - Help!

Don't get in my way.

Calm down.

- A million... - Get away.

- Let me kill him. - No!

- Let me at him! - No!

You'll have no money if you kill him. it's US$1 million.

Christ! Damn you, Fatty!

Screw you! Damn you, Fatty!

- You don't want the money, damn you. - Come on!

Let me kill you.

Don't! Ow!

It hurts! OW!

Louder. Louder.

OK. We can go out.

Baldy, how can you...do this to me... just for money?

Fatty!

- Fatty I didn't mean to... - You...

Fatty.

Baldy, it's not your fault. He bumped into the bar himself.

He deserved it.

I didn't mean to, Fatty.

It's going to be OK. Give me the phone. I'll ask my brother to bring the money

Money doesn't help. I'll have to be arrested.

It'll be fine. My brother can sort it out.

I've killed people, but I've never been in prison.

My brother is powerful, he can help you fix it. You'll be fine.

Trust me, give me the phone.

Give it to me.

Come on, trust me. You'll be fine.

Right, come on.

- I can easily kill you if you trick me. - OK.

Fatty... please don't die.

Fatty, I'm sorry

Don't die.

Hi, brother! This is Tak.

I was kidnapped by Fatty and Baldy.

They want US$1 million.

What? US$1 million?

Also, Baldy has killed Fatty. He's now turning to us for help.

- Really? - Yes, I saw it.

- Fatty is lying dead right in front of me. - I'll be there shortly.

Don't bring a gun. The place is full of explosives.

There is only Baldy. And he's on our side now.

- Where are you now? - I don't know.

Brother Baldy, where are we?

Ka Po Chemical Factory. Ngau Tau Village, Yuen Long.

There are explosives.

Bring the money at once. No guns and no men.

Fatty, he has been trapped.

- Great! - We've done it.

-We'll get US$1 million. -You bastards. You set me up!

I'm going to kill you!

I'll demolish you two assholes!

Boss, what is the job?

Bring some men and come with me to Yuen Long.

Bring Ah Mak as well.

- Should we bring guns? - No need. We can easily handle Baldy.

- Bring US$1 million. - Yes.

- See you in the car. - OK.

Get the clock on camera. Or people will think it's an edited tape.

- It'll be useless for the court. - OK.

- Just remember, don't be overly dramatic. - Don't worry I won't.

It's ready.

- Baldy call the boss. - OK.

Hi, boss. It's all set up.

You can get ready to arrest them.

Where are you now?

Hasn't Fatty told you about it? Useless!

Hi, boss, we're in Ngau Tau Village. Hello?

The battery's run out.

- Do you have a spare one? - No, I don't.

Go and find a phone.

They're here. What are we going to do?

We'll just play it by ear.

Don't move. Stand still.

- How many people are with you? - Three.

- Did you bring any guns? - Of course not.

- Don't be scared. - Did you bring the cops?

No.

Shut the door.

Where is the money?

Where is my brother?

He is kept in a secret place. Follow me.

Don't play any tricks on me.

Take it easy. We've come to help you.

Get over there.

Stop there. Don't move.

A little bit this way. That way please. OK.

Why did you want to kill us?

It was you who forced me to do that.

Did you have your brother's girlfriend and the cops killed?

That's nothing. You killed Fatty.

That's different...

Because he got in the way of you getting rich. Those three got in my way

- So... - Don't come over.

- Stay back. Back. - OK. Calm down.

- Show him. - Yes.

Here is US$1 million.

Hold it higher. I can't see it clearly.

Do you want to bribe me?

Money is meant to be spent. Also, I've arranged for your escape.

- Do you like the States? - No! Not at all.

- How about Thailand then? - What can I do there?

I'm the King of Cocaine. I can make you rich if you work for me.

Really?

Do you like this?

- I can give it to you if you like. - I...

You can gain a lot if you work for me.

Why are you still alive, Fatty?

- Get the tape! - Yes.

Leave the old guy to me, you get the others. Go!

Take that!

You're not that easy to beat.

- Christ! - Where is my brother?

He is here.

- Where? - He is here.

-Where is he? - Here.

He is here.

Ow, my leg!

I don't know where he is.

Ah Tak! Ah Tak!

Fuck you!

Fatty!

Take that!

I'll get you now.

How could I miss?

He's yours. I'll get some help.

- Cuff him. - But they're his men.

What?

- Kill them! - Yes.

Come on. Come on!

Take that!

Smack!

Stop! Hands up!

Fatty! His kicks are great!

Have you had enough?

Hit him in the head.

- Do I look fantastic? - Yes.

Release my brother or you won't leave here.

- What do you think we should do? - No idea.

Don't let them get away

-What's up? - It's you two bastards again!

They're all bastards! Take that!

- I can't use it. - Oh, right.

Kill them.

Take that!

Take that and that, you wanker! Christ! Don't hit my head.

Shit.

Freeze!

I've an idea. Give the knife to me.

Give me back the knife.

Please, don't...

Don't come closer. No! No!

- Prince Tak hit me. - What?

It's not him. I hit you. Watch him.

I'll get Prince Tak.

I'll get the cops.

Excuse me, is there any warehouse near here?

- I don't know. I'm in a hurry - What?

- Don't ask me. I have to go. - Sorry, I can't understand you...

- Bastard, I'll report you to the police. - Come with me.

You're still alive. Let's go. Let's go.

- You will be jailed. - I'll sue you.

- Brother! - He's got a gun.

Freeze!

Don't shoot.

Get out!

Baldy! Get out! Hurry!

Over there. Get in the car!

All the moneys gone.

Here, Fatty... you must go to Singapore.

This is my family watch. Now I give it to you.

- Why haven't I seen it before? - I seldom use it.

- How to open it? - I don't know.

When you get there, don't rely on any woman,

or you'll tum into a kept man.

A real man shouldn't do that.

Take this with you.

What about you?

I'm not leaving. I don't want to hurt Lanky any more.

I mean how much money did you get?

What? You don't trust me?

How can I? No one trusts you. Everyone thinks you're tricky.

Search me then.

Damn! You actually meant it?

- You're searching me? - Tum around.

-And so thoroughly? -I have to. It's better to be sure.

All right.

- Did you find anything? - No.

- Damn you, Fatty! - Why do you hit me?

I'm so nice to you. How can you treat me like that?

- I'll kill you! I'll kill you. - Stop it. Stop!

- Buddies shouldn't fight against each other - Get away!