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Looks like it's curtains for me, kiddies.
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Then again, maybe the Venetian blinds
would look better.
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I don't know.
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When I started this little makeover
I was pretty excited.
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I thought a little Slaytex Paint,
some new scream doors,
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maybe even some scare conditioning,
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I could turn my little doomicile
into a regular pied-�-terror.
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But, I tell you, kiddies,
between the dust and the ghost overruns,
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your pal, the Crypt Keeper
is going out of his mind!
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Which is kind of like the woman
in tonight's terror tale.
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It's about a comic book artist
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who's about to experience
a terrible case of d�j� boo.
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I call it "Whirlpool. "
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Hey, Velma,
you getting in the tub with me or not?
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Sure thing, doll. I'll be right there.
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Well, I hope you like it hot.
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Velma?
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Velma?
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Where did you...
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Kill him! That's right. Get him.
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Kill the slimy rat!
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Do it! Squeeze the life out of him.
Come on!
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Die, you son of a bitch!
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Put some clothes on!
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You had him in the kip, didn't you?
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You told me to do whatever it took.
And that's what it took.
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Actually, I feel kind of bad about Jerry.
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He was pretty good.
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What the hell.
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I'll always have my memories.
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I'm glad you feel that way, Velma.
I'm all choked up.
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I didn't mean it.
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Now, wait a minute.
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Maybe I'm stupid or something,
but I don't get it.
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No, it's simple.
This guy is really dead.
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- What, he's dead?
- No, he's dead.
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Oh, you mean he's dead.
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He's dead.
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What, are you kidding me?
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- What's the matter, you don't like it?
- What's to like?
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What kind of ending is that?
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- It's a twist.
- It's a piece of shit.
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Even the artwork sucks.
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There is no edge to it. It's predictable.
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What are you talking about?
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You don't expect
the guy in the tub to be alive.
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He's alive? Jeez,
I thought he was a ghoul or something.
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He's not?
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Okay, he's a ghoul. I'll change it.
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For Christ's sake, I gotta get this issue
to the printer's in two hours.
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Except now I'm a story short. Thank you!
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Iggy, you got anything in your files?
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I got that he's-a-werewolf-she's-a-vampire-
but-neither-of-them-knows-it story.
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Hal, save me!
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You know that
guy-who-wants-to-head-the-company-
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so-they-cut-off-his-head
thing I been working on?
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Oh, Christ.
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I can have it on your desk in a half hour.
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Do it. Just do it.
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It's not that bad, is it?
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Rolanda, I want you in my office right now.
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Trust me. It's worse.
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How dare you walk in here
and try to pass off that garbage to me?
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I wouldn't line a birdcage with that story.
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- I'm sorry.
- Sorry don't cut it.
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I need stories. I need them on time
and I need them great.
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And I can't remember the last time
you delivered either.
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For crying out loud, Rolanda,
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you used to be the thoroughbred
in this stable.
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What happened to you?
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Are you drinking again?
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Honest to God, Vern, not a drop.
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Yeah. Then maybe you should start.
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I don't know what to tell you except
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clean out your desk.
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Please, please, Vern,
we got a history, you and me.
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You want me to beg?
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I'll beg.
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I've seen you on your knees before
and it ain't a pretty picture.
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Security!
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Hey, let go of me, you big palooka!
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That poor kid.
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Can't say you didn't see it coming.
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You're a little later than I expected.
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I wasn't gonna wait much past midnight.
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I took your advice and I stopped in
that cozy little bar around the corner.
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- They remembered me.
- Why not?
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They've been in mourning since the day
you climbed on the wagon.
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Funny, that's what they said.
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Can we speed this up?
I gotta get to work in the morning.
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I got a great idea for a story, Vern.
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It's about a gal who loses her job.
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And something inside of her snaps
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and she finds that thing
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that gives her back her edge.
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Sounds a little thin.
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Trust me, the visual's going to sell it.
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Rolanda, what are you doing?
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I ain't begging for my job anymore,
that's for sure.
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Look, you gotta understand
I did what I did for a reason.
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Garbage! On your knees.
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You're the one who's going to beg.
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And I've seen you on your knees
and it's not a pretty picture.
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- Rolanda. Rolanda.
- Come on. Come on.
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I don't hear you begging.
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No! No! No!
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Move! Move! Freeze!
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No, no, no! No! No!
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No!
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Actually, I feel kind of bad about Jerry.
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He was pretty good.
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What the hell.
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I'll always have my memories.
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I'm glad you feel that way, Velma.
I'm all choked up.
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- What, he's dead?
- No, he's dead.
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- You mean he's dead.
- No, he's dead.
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What, are you kidding me?
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What's the matter, you don't like it?
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What kind of ending is that?
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- It's a twist.
- It's a piece of shit.
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Even the artwork sucks.
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There is no edge to it. It's predictable.
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I didn't expect the guy in the tub
to still be alive.
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He's alive? Jeez,
I thought he was a ghoul or something.
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For Christ's sake, I gotta get this issue
to the printer's in two hours.
126
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Except now I'm a story short. Thank you!
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Iggy, you got anything in your files?
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I got that he's-a-werewolf-she's-a-vampire-
but-neither-of-them-knows-it story.
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Great. Hal, save me.
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You know that
guy-that-wants-to-head-the-company-
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so-they-cut-off-his-head
thing that I been working on?
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I can have it on your desk in a half hour.
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Do it. Just do it.
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It's not that bad, is it?
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Rolanda, I want you in my office. Now!
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It's worse.
137
00:12:07,109 --> 00:12:10,237
Vern, there's something strange
going on here.
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How dare you walk in here
and try to pass off that garbage to me?
139
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I wouldn't line a birdcage with that story.
140
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You gotta listen to me.
I had this dream last night.
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I need stories. I need them on time
and I need them great.
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I can't even remember the last time
you delivered either.
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For crying out loud, you used to be
the thoroughbred in this stable.
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Are you drinking again?
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Honest to God, Vern, not a drop.
146
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Then maybe you should start.
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Before you fire me?
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Somebody call security!
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That poor kid.
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Can't say you didn't see it coming.
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Oh, no.
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You're a little later than I expected.
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I wasn't gonna wait much past midnight.
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I want to apologize for today.
I haven't been drinking.
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But I have a great idea for a story.
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It's about a gal who loses her job.
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And something inside of her snaps
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and she finds that thing
that gives her back her edge.
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Sounds a little thin.
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No, I really think I have something,
something good.
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One step closer
and I'll blow you away, you sick bitch.
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What are you doing?
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You didn't come here to beg for your job.
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- You came here to kill me.
- No! No!
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You're about as predictable
as your cockamamie stories.
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On your knees.
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I said get down on your goddamn knees!
Come on!
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- Come on.
- What are you doing?
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You think I'm gonna wait around here
for you to nail me?
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I didn't come here to kill you.
I came here to beg for my job.
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Everybody saw you attack me today.
They had to run for security.
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Then tonight you came back.
I had to shoot you in self-defense.
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I think it'll sell.
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Vern, no!
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Oh, shit!
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Freeze!
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No! No!
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No!
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Tales from the Crypt.
- Hello, Hal?
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Is Vern there?
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- He went out.
- Went out?
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Well, you know that guy-who-wants-
to-be-the-head-of-the-company
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thing you've been working on?
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You better get cracking.
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Probably won't take you
more than a half an hour to finish it.
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Why's that?
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Because I'm not coming in today,
that's why.
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Could you hold on just a second?
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Vern, what are you doing here?
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What do you think? Where's the story?
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I was just calling to tell you...
Something came up. I don't have it.
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You idiot!
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I gotta have this issue to the printer's
in two hours!
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- Except now I'm a story short!
- I fixed it.
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I called Hal and I told him to finish
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that guy-who-wants-to-be-
the-head-of-the-company thing.
197
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I hate that frigging story!
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It's even stupider than Iggy's goddamn
he's-a-werewolf-she's-a-vampire story!
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Oh, Christ! Are you drinking again?
200
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Honest to God, Vern, no, not a drop!
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You're fired, you hear me? Fired!
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Vern, don't do this to me.
203
00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:34,131
I can't take this anymore!
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Vern, no!
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- Oh, my God.
- Freeze!
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Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
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You cold-blooded bitch.
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I didn't do it!
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You're going home, sweetheart.
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Poor kid.
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Can't say you didn't see it coming.
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I know what's going on here!
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You'll shoot me and I'll wake up in a
minute and it'll start all over again.
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OFFICER: Ready.
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Aim!
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Fire!
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What, are you kidding me?
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What's the matter?
Don't you like it?
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What kind of ending is that?
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- It's a twist.
- It's a piece of shit.
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- Even the artwork sucks.
- I can fix it.
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Don't bother!
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And I don't appreciate
you using my likeness
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in your goddamn story, either.
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I gotta get this issue to the printer's
in two hours!
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Rick, grab something from your files,
will you?
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Yeah.
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You
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in my office.
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Now!
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Oh, shit.
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Poor Rolanda,
all she wanted was another shot.
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And that's exactly what they gave her.
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Talk about character assassination.
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So, what do you think, kiddies?
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Am I ready for Architectural Digest
or what?
237
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It took a while, but this old haunt
is finally coming together.
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Nice shudders over there.
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A lovely fright fixture over here.
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As a matter of fact,
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I've even started thinking of some
new improvements I want to make.
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And I'm going to use the same contractor.
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I'm already taking bits.18251
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