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NO REGRET

See you tomorrow.

Bye bye, Mr. chauffeur.

Hello...

Came home early?

You? Another driving service?

Aren't you tired?

Got a big tip for some throw up.

Aw, fucking pigs. Why don't they drink less?

I know you're into studying and side jobs but pay some attention to factory work.

Didn't you hear about the lay-offs?

You've been working for a year now.

Why grumble? No hot chic tonight?

Hey, Su-min.

What?

Are my hands that chapped?

What about it?

I hooked up a sexy girl tonight.

Well, it was going right.

But guess what she said.

"Honey, why your hands are so chapped?"

So?

So I said

"'Cause my hands play golf. Be on that, I see your face plays golf."

Stop laughing, fucker. It's a shame...

Without this brace I couldn't even count the girls in a queue.

Why? because I look so great. Oh, fucking handsome...

Girls are such big attraction to you?

Yup, You are still after guys?

Everyone from the orphanage knows that.

Hwan-sun is a blabbermouth, you know.

It's that you've never tasted a girl.

OK, It's my shot. Let's visit a cathouse.

By the way, have you ever fucked a guy?

Get wise, man! Underdogs like us need family.

Boy, I'm starving. Gonna have Ramen.

Hello?

Sir, did you call for the driving service?

It's at the parking lot 3524.

Sorry? I beg your pardon?

Thank you, sir.

Play some CD, please.

I'm sorry to trouble you. Thought I got money in my wallet.

No problem.

Thank you.

Are... you busy right now?

I'm gonna have another drink Why don't you join?

Gotta work.

Frankly...

I had money in the wallet.

What's your name?

Are you sick?

What's wrong?

Fucking bastards! What's with this fucking atmosphere!

Poor Kwang-soo... His daughter's preparing for a college.

You can say that again. Shit! What about our overtime work?

Fuck it all! So I've always been proposing the union!

With mamas at the nightclub?

Hey! What happened?

You're fired, too?

Assholes treat non-regulars like shit.

20 men at one stroke! Kill 'em all...

Good morning. Good morning.

Bullshit! Fucking irritating!

Why?

Know him? High-handed personnel?

He's the son of our CEO.

Foul bastard's wheat-floured face sucks!

Don't tell anybody.

Jong-ho at #2 was fired in place of you.

You got fired but he pulled the string

And he saved your ass

You can't enter...

Had no idea you're working here. If I knew earlier...

Oh, sorry. It's quite messy around here.

You... quit the driving service, didn't you?

I've called once...

I appreciate your kindness... But you suckers try this on!

Come on, Su-min.

If you quit like this you've got to give up the retirement pay.

Hey, where are you going?

Hwan-sun, it's me...

Is there a vacancy for me?

Pretty good money in here.

Look, he earned 10 million last month.

You just have to let your pride sleep.

Put something on when sleeping, bitch.

Indecent!

Does... Hwan-sun knows this?

Nope, He just thinks it as a karaoke.

Would you brad about working here?

Money is the root of all evil.

If you're reluctant, just don't.

Go wash the dishes or something.

People are waiting in the line.

Fuck!

Who's that? Another runaway?

Gonna come back. That bitch's an orphan.

They should leave orphanage around 18.

Where would he go?

Whew... So hot. How did it go?

Why? Not good?

How many times?

Sleeping here again tonight?

You are obstinacy itself.

How much can you earn washing dishes?

Here... Chicken soup.

A little later.

You should've hung onto the factory.

You're not even going to academy lately.

Have to work at night.

You just ain't good at dishwashing.

Did he say I could work till the weekend?

I apologize. I'll take care of it right away.

It's you who washed this?

Stain remains!

Would you eat from this dirty plate?

Use your eyes when washing dishes.

Hwan-sun, come see me later.

Just damn shinny... Mysophobiacs...

Use eyes for dishwashing? Do her eyes spout out detergent, huh?

Hello?

Oh, my dear son!

Did you?

Hold on a second.

Well, I don't hire fags.

Patrons here don't like fags, either.

I'm a fag. And I despise ambiguity.

What side are you on?

Don't tell Hwan-sun.

Thank you.

I'll be right back.

Gays don't stand this long.

Some of them elope with customers.

We're here just to make money.

Damn it!

I never let them fuck my ass, though.

How did you enjoy giving first service?

Don't tell me you had an anal one.

Why are you doing this?

Why?

My mother has cancer... I am the only one that can work.

Really?

Moron! Do you believe that?

A hundred years since my mom died.

Heard you're from a home for orphans. I am from a home for juvenile delinquent.

A call from Madame. Patrons are waiting for us. Let's go.

I'll find some stupid damn homo bastard and suck to the last drop of his blood.

I'll buy a sports car and fancy stuffs.

My prostitution is all for my sweetheart.

What about you?

No girlfriend.

Not that... Why are you doing this?

For money.

Yes money.

I'll suck yours if you pay.

Let's go making money...

Bottoms up! Bottoms up! Bottoms up!

My father got a traffic accident.

Second round, right?

I think I'm falling in love with you.

You can always come see me at the bar.

Hear me out. Why are you so mad at me?

I told him to go... But he came himself.

Filthy bastard! Did I tell you to do this?

Is it why you came to Seoul?

Fucking orphans!

Chain of idiots!

Asshole! I changed your diapers,

and I even stole for you when you got sick.

And this is what I get? You jerk.

I'm already firm...

Very dogged...

I'll be filthy rich and go to college.

I'm gonna be like him, Mr. god's gift.

Just give me a second. Let me linger just for a moment.

Just a second.

Fuck! Damn it!

That would be enough.

Fuck! Those bastards deserve it.

Strip me naked without paying?

Fuck! Gonna bury the sons of bitches.

What's the matter?

Dirty pigs! They wanted threesome. Would you do that shit?

Why not? Why didn't you?

Moron! Nobody will invite you anyway.

Fuck!

What if he finds out?

I don't give a shit.

Gonna buy some present for Sun-mi. It's her birthday next week.

Hey, hey! Patrons are here. Get ready!

Jae-woo, your ass is biting the pants. Spew, bitch! Hurry up!

How's he? Another jerking prick?

How come I know without one fuck? You should try.

Suit was nice, though.

Hey Hey, Quickly!

You bitches all did the ass thing today? Now, here go the players. #3, Su-min.

Fuck it. #3 is for me.

Screw you, bitch.

Jesus, what's eating Madame, today?

Must be in the period.

His ex made a scene here yesterday.

And called by the court for his son.

Being gay and parent is old-fashioned.

Wait! #1's for me.

Hey, betting's on. 20,000 won.

Hello. Hyun-min, #1.

Hi. I am Jung-tae, #2.

Su-min, #3.

Kang, #4.

How do you find them, sir? You're lucky for this high selection.

Which number are you gonna choose, sir?

Or do you want to take a look at others?

No.

What's gotten into his head?

Hey!

Hey, look!

Are you insane?

Are you gonna spoil my business?

Damn insolent bitch!

Think I'm gonna hit the ceiling.

I'll be waiting outside.

No backside.

Does it erect?

Wish your thing was a gun.

Wish I could pull the trigger inside me.

You are disgusting. Have been disgusting from the beginning.

If you come see me again, I'll kill you.

Don't sell?

Hmm... It goes very well with you.

- Thank you. - Gorgeous...

It'd let you look taller than Jae-min?

Excuse me...

Are you happen to... be a player?

Here, try this on.

Give me back later.

Thank you.

Boy, where are you staying?

In the sauna, for the time being.

Phew... Your coarse look screams that you should end up living in the sauna.

Jesus, Madame got so rusty these days.

You can crash at my place for a while.

Really?

Just for a few days.

Thank you so much.

How touching! Yes, you orphans should help each other.

You bitches never know what to suck. Stop sucking that, bitches!

Patron! Mr. Kim is here. Be in a hurry. You check your pants.

Gee... Su-min, again?

Then this? Are you a dig on Shilim avenue?

Take off the glasses and get dressed.

What's this? What? A cow? A dog?

Hey, leave it alone.

Now, hurry up!

Yes, ma'am.

Do I look like the dick on Shilim avenue?

Fucking moron! What a variety show!

Hand that to me.

Oh, no thanks.

Hand me.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Where you're going over these patrons?

Fuck it! Beer customers are patrons?

Hey!

What for?

It's my girlfriend's birthday.

OK, you are the boss, you whore bitch!

I love the city lights of Seoul.

Gonna go to every place some day later.

I want to set Seoul on fire.

Why? It's so fabulous, isn't it?

In Seoul... You are not to trust anybody.

Why not?

Why did you come to Seoul?

To make money. Nothing to do in the countryside.

'Cause people like us have nothing.

By the way, why are you so kind to me?

You remind me of someone...

Who?

Su-min, let's get something to eat.

It'll be on me 'cause I owe you one.

Sausages over fishcake soup! Yummy!

Harsh bastard. Haven't heard from you for ages.

Hwan-sun gave you a call, right? He makes fuss over nothing.

I hurt a bit. But will be leaving hospital quite soon.

Phew... How can you play golf with that broken shoulder?

Holy shit! Can't even jerk off.

Gee, I prefer type B for this drink.

You look so dandy without brace.

Is that so? I am handsome, I know.

You look good.

What are you up to these days? Even Hwan-sun doesn't let me know.

Appearance's got nice, though. Ah, Did he visit you?

Who?

You know, the high-handed personnel. The day you got fired...

And?

He kept asking me where you were.

So I told him you went to Hwan-sun's.

He said he had to apologize to you.

I heard he made a fuss at Hwan-sun's. To find out where you were.

Searched everywhere to track you down.

A real freak... with wheat-floured face.

He think he's a detective or something?

You have something to solve with him? Did he come to you eventually?

Look, Remember the bitch who got the doggy balloon from him?

She ran away with his credit cards.

He even stood surety for the bitch.

What should he do now?

If somebody asks you to lend money You just say NO.

It can destroy one and all.

Hey...

Su-min, I am doomed.

I got nothing.

Lend me some money just for a grenade.

Welcome! Welcome!

Let go!

Excuse me, sir. What's the matter?

Why? Today it's 10 million won?

Am I a sugar daddy to you?

Fucker! Yes, I'm crazy about money. You know what it is like?

I warned you not to come again, didn't I?

Once... Just once. Can't you see me as a man instead of money?

Why are you dangling after me?

We didn't introduce each other, yet.

I am in pain since I met you.

Why? Because you fell for a prostitute?

Because you are a gay?

Why keep ignoring my heart?

So corny.

You're rich and well-educated.

Can't you find something brilliant to say?

Let go.

I can't figure it out,

but I just like you.