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[Love O2O]

[Episode 19]

- Er Xi! - Wei Wei!

Let me get that for you.

How are you doing?

It's so heavy.

I missed you so much!

Oh, you're crushing me!

The first thing you tell me when you see me is that I got fat?

The clouds are my witness! When did I say the word "fat"?

You said my weight was crushing you.

Isn't that saying that I'm fat?

Big Sis, your comprehension level exceeds that of a human!

See? You're even calling me "Big Sis".

And to think that I traveled so far and brought souvenirs to honor you.

In this case... I'll eat your portions!

Er Xi...

Er Xi! Where are you?

Er Xi!

- Er Xi! - What's wrong?

Why are you so skinny? You've disappeared!

You exaggerate!

Hurry, take me to Xiao Ling's house.

It's too hot. I want some cold orange juice.

- In exchange for souvenirs. - Okay, okay. I can't stand you.

- That's more like it. Let's go. - Let's go!

You really got even skinnier.

And you were just saying I was crushing you!

Be careful, careful.

Come in.

Xiao Ling sure lives like a millionairess.

This is practically a mansion!

This room is so nice!

And the view is so nice too...

This room even has its own bathroom.

Wei Wei!

What do I do? I feel like I'm almost a rich woman.

Great Master is calling?

It's the Millionairess.

Hello, Xiao Ling. I picked up Er Xi.

Xiao Ling, Xiao Ling! I love you even more now. I want to marry you.

Go to hell!

I'm just a normal girl, all right?

For you, I can turn into a man.

You're disgusting.

Give the phone to Wei Wei. I don't want to talk to you.

Yeah, Xiao Ling?

Okay, don't worry.

Wei Wei, which room am I in?

This is my room. The one inside is yours.

You came here first, but you left the big room for me?

If you don't want it, we can switch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I already took a look.

The window looks out to the garden. There's a swimming pool there.

There was even a hot guy swimming in there, just now.

Don't say you know me.

Can't I just take a glance?

Wei Wei.

Before I arrived, did Master come by?

He must have.

A man and a woman in a house alone together.

Bei Wei Wei, you've gone too far!

Come on.

It's almost time. I have to go to work. Unpack your things by yourself.

You're running off right when you were asked the most important question.

Bye, bye.

Oh, and the kitchen was cleaned by Great Master.

He's the one who cleaned the utensils.

If you use them, make sure you don't get diarrhea.

I said, he must have come by!

Hello...

I didn't expect Xiao Ling's complex to have so many hot guys.

Hello, Cao Guang?

Do you have the money, Zhao Er Xi?

You're a top Foreign Language student.

Money is all you talk about. Does that make any sense?

You're a young lady.

You're being chased down for debts you aren't repaying.

You're quite outstanding yourself.

Who says I'm not paying? I called you, didn't I?

I'll give you 2,000 yuan first.

The remaining 3,000 yuan, I'll pay off in installments.

You're not thinking of paying 5,000 yuan over the course of three years, are you?

Money are inflating so rapidly now. How much should I charge you in interest?

You're a savage!

We're classmates.

Are you planning on getting rich off of me with a high-interest loan?

This 2,000 yuan is already half of my living expenses for a semester!

Why don't you work for me to pay off your debt?

Work?

Write down my home address.

Report here in an hour, or bear the consequences.

Buy some food for me on your way.

Wait! Talk slowly. Let me write it down.

You're fifteen minutes late. It'll be deducted from your salary.

- Come in. - Hey!

You told me to buy stuff along the way and you ordered so many peculiar items!

I was already running here so quickly as it is!

The Flash wouldn't have gotten here as fast as I did!

You're not considered here until you step into the house.

Put the things over there.

Wow... you live in this big house alone? Are you rich?

Zhao Er Xi, can you be a bit more reserved? A little classier?

If it were--

I'm a wild and free boar! What's wrong with that?

Hold on! Who were you about to mention?

Wei Wei?

Don't jump to conclusions.

Even if Bei Wei Wei came here, I'd rather have you instead.

Cao Guang, I'm warning you! You can talk about me

but if you talk about Wei Wei, I'm not going to let you off!

You're a man. Can't you be a little more gracious?

You simply didn't win her affection. Do you have to pout about it?

She's a very good actress.

If she sells you out one day, don't complain that I never warned you.

I already gave you a warning! You're still talking about her?

Coffee, you're up?

Coffee?

Where did you steal such a... cute little thing?

It doesn't bite, right?

Depending on her mood.

Don't tell me you're afraid of a little kitty...

I'm warning you!

If you come one more step, I'll jump off the building!

In that case, I'm not at ease leaving Coffee in your care.

You should pay me 3,000 yuan, then.

What do you mean?

You mean you want me to take care of it, in place of the debt?

Yes. I might be out of town for a while.

I wanted to leave Coffee in your care.

A hundred yuan a day.

- But now, it seems-- - Wait!

What now?

Taking a closer look

this kitty certainly doesn't look like one of those vicious cats out there.

Those quick-witted eyes wear hints of an adorable temperament.

Just like mine.

We were destined to meet.

Kitty, you like me, don't you?

Since you're so sincere

I'll give you a test to see if you can take good care of my Coffee.

I still have to take a test?

Of course! You think that taking care of a cat is easy?

Clean the cat litter every morning and every night.

Provide three meals a day. Add water when it's out.

Give it a bath once every three days.

It must be completely dried with a blowdryer.

If it comes by and brushes against you, you have to play with it.

That box is full of toys.

This little guy has a better life than I do. I don't have any toys.

I still have a few days before I leave. I'll help you learn for a while.

Start with the basics.

Yes, sir! What's the first lesson?

Shoveling cat poop.

It stinks!

Can't you smell it?

I became immune to it a long time ago.

How did you manage that?

It's very simple.

Only use your mouth to breathe.

When I do that, it seems to have a hint of sweetness in the aroma.

That's enough.

General Poop Shoveler, get started.

Shovel more accurately.

Shake it. Shake the top layer.

- How? - Like this.

Why does it seem to stink even more after I started rubbing it?

Don't laugh! Where's the bathroom?

In the front!

When you're done, don't forget to come back and change the cat litter!

I'm leaving!

Are you backing out at the last minute?

Back out, your ass!

I have to check in at my internship today. I'm going to be late.

Besides, you're not leaving tomorrow.

You can teach me next time. Bye, bye!

Senior A-Shuang.

You called for me?

Ye... yes.

Drop rate tests haven't been run on the boss for the game's last level on mobile.

You can do them on the simulator.

- Okay. - Oh, right.

The drop rate is one out of a thousand.

So, you have to do it tens of thousands of times to get an accurate reading.

You... you... can tell me when you get the drop rate statistic. Go.

Okay.

Oh, Senior A-Shuang.

I want to ask you if there were any problems with the report I wrote.

No problems.

Then, can I take that to mean that I didn't cause any problems for you?

What do you think?

No problem. Go do it.

Poor. That's you.

- He's not bullying you again, is he? - It's fine.

Tens of thousands of times? How long will this take me?

I've beaten this kind of boss many times in "A Chinese Ghost Story".

The characteristic is high health points.

If it isn't defeated within a certain amount of time

it enters into rage mode.

I can create an applet and have the computer beat it for me.

Didn't I tell you to do test rates?

What are you doing?

Don't think that you can do whatever you want because your report was fine.

Senior A-Shuang, I want to make an applet to let the computer do it.

That will be much faster.

Look.

Wh... Who said you can use an automatic program?

You... you girls... are just lazy!

Hello! Excuse me. Where do interns report to?

- Your name? - Zhao Er Xi.

It's Human Resources. You might want to hurry.

Thank you, thank you!

Hello, Manager Zhen.

Your make-up looks great today.

Reed Wei Wei.

You never would have imagined that Zhen Shui Wu Xiang would be your boss.

Sister Bei Bei, big news!

I'm in Development Division?

Me too, me too! Are you all there? Me too!

Nice to meet you guys! We'll be working together from now on!

What are you chatting for? Hurry and report to your departments.

There are already a lot of assistant programmers.

Am I going to get sent to a ridiculous department?

Here. This is yours.

Miss, what does the General Affairs Department do?

Hold on. I'll take you there.

This window seat is now yours.

There's good natural lighting and air conditioning.

It's a convenient location too.

Miss, what will I be doing from now on?

Your duties? Your manager will tell you.

Oh, okay. Thank you, thank you.

You're welcome.

Miss!

Can I ask you how much my salary is?

Yours is 150 yuan a day.

150 yuan? A day?

That's the highest salary we give to top-notch interns.

- I... - See me if you need anything.

This company sure is nice.

A mere intern like me is treated so well.

My salary is even 150 yuan a day.

In addition to the one hundred yuan that Cao Guang is paying me per day

then I'll be 250! (250 also means stupid.)

A day... a day.

Hello! Is there anything I can help with?

Oh, no, no. Just sit, just sit.

This 150 yuan a day salary is the easiest money I've ever made in my life.

Sister Bei Bei.

What's with the new intern?

General Affairs is so swamped. She just plays on her phone all day.

What's the meaning of that?

Her?

She probably has connections to Boss.

No way! With her stupid, foolish looks?

She's the one whose resume Boss picked up out of the trash.

When she arrived this morning, she was even making eyes at Boss.

Are you serious?

Why else do you think I'd be willing to make all of these arrangements for her?

How can Boss have such... unique taste?

What's her name?

It's so tacky. Zhao Er Xi.

I'm done eating. I'm heading back.

Why are you drenched?

When I left for lunch, it wasn't raining. So I didn't bring an umbrella.

You didn't know it was supposed to thunderstorm today?

All of us stayed in the office for lunch. Why did you go out?

No reason. I just suddenly had a craving to eat at that restaurant.

Suddenly proud.

Have a tissue.

Okay, thank you, thank you.

A-Shuang, do you want some hot water?

No, no, thanks.

A-Shuang, you look like you really got sick.

Go home and rest. I'll cover for you.

I'm not done working yet.

We'll see how I feel later.

I think I have some cold medicine. I'll get it for you.

Okay, thank you.

There's no more.

Oh, well. I'll go buy a box for him.

GM Zhao?

Hello, GM Zhao.

Yes, I'll send it right away.

Help me buy some cold medicine.

Who's sick?

A-Shuang is sick.

I was going to go buy some for him

but I just received a call from a client asking me to send an urgent document.

Grab it for me?

Okay.

What's wrong?

If Senior A-Shuang knows that I was the one who bought it

wouldn't he rather die than take it?

Then we'll tell him after he eats it. He won't throw it back up.

[Zhi Yi Technologies]

What happened?

Junior Wei Wei.

All I did was tell you to buy medicine. How you end up like this?

It's not Senior Yu's fault.

Okay, okay.

A-Shuang is sick.

I was going to go buy him medicine

but then I received a sudden call from a client to send over an urgent document.

So I asked Junior Wei Wei to go instead.

Jacket.

Where are you guys going?

Not working late anymore?

Going home.

My clothes are all wet.

What if I get your car dirty?

This isn't the way to Xiao Ling's house.

We're going to my place.

Your place?

It's closer.

And...

Don't worry about getting my place dirty.

Come in.

I rarely have guests.

Wear my slippers.

Then, what about you?

Wait for me in the living room.

There's only one pair of slippers.

It seems like I'm the first one to come here.

It's a rainy day. Why didn't you bring an umbrella?

That's not it.

When I went out, the rain had stopped.

Who knew it would rain on my way back?

A-Shuang has been making things difficult for you.

Why didn't you tell me?

That would have reflected badly on you.

Do you find it unfair?

No.

I find it very meaningful.

And Senior A-Shuang's opinion of me is probably changing actively.

Wei Wei?

Change out of your wet clothes. I've never worn these before.

Master's shirt and pants?

No.

Do you want the ones I have worn?

I've never seen you wear this shirt before. It's pretty hipster.

I just picked the first one I saw.

Where's Third Sister-in-law? Shouldn't you two be arriving together?

It's Saturday.

And, she has a cold.

What a coincidence. A-Shuang has a cold too.

Getting wet from the rain, then coming back to air-conditioning. That'll do it.

Third Bro, you should be careful too.

Boss.

Your family member... she's sick?

Yes, she has a bit of a cold.

Old Man Yu told me already.

He said that she got drenched in the rain while buying medicine for me.

Pretty much.

I wasn't deliberately trying to complicate things for her.

I just think, sometimes--

You don't need to explain anything regarding this.

I handed her to Old Man Yu. He handed her to you.

Matters related to work should certainly be up to your discretion.

However, I initially thought you kept women at bay because of physical issues.

Later on, I noticed you might just have something against female IT personnel.

On this topic... I hope Wei Wei can change your opinion.

I've been taken advantage of before!

People are different.

Don't make generalizations.

But don't worry. Take it slow.

Boss.

Your family member, she--

I mean, Bei Wei Wei... she really is different.

Wei Wei, why are you still not up?

It's Saturday! I'm going to sleep in!

I'm taking off.

I'm working overtime today. Even interns get double hours.

300 yuan, here I come!

Why are you back?

Wei Wei, can I ask you for a favor?

What is it?

I've been practicing my forging skills lately.

But I don't have much time left.

Since you're staying home today, why don't you practice for me?

Forging skills?

Yeah! I want to give my friend a high-quality sword.

But I have work, so I don't have much time.

If you practice for me during the day

I'll take over at night and I'll be able to make it in time.

All right, all right! Hurry up and go to work!

I love you!

I'll bring juice back for you!

I can't let Er Xi see it!

Quickly, cover it, quickly, cover it...

Geez...

Go away, quickly, go away, quickly...

It looks okay now. Put on a bit more.

Hello?

It took so long for you to pick up. Did I wake you?

Because I don't want to answer your call.

Then who's talking to me now?

My spirit.

How do you feel? Are you any better?

I feel fine.

If I get a cold, it's your fault.

If you brought me straight home yesterday, I wouldn't have a cold.

You have a roommate. It's inconvenient.

GM Xiao, it's time for work.

Please concentrate on being a menial programmer. Goodbye.

Come by for lunch.

Sorry, your phone is out of credit.

Your message failed to send.

[Sorry, your phone is out of credit.]

[Your message failed to send.]

- Hello? - Wei Wei!

How is the forging practice coming along?

I'm getting off early but I have to hurry to a friend's house to feed his cat.

I won't be back for a little while longer.

Remember to practice for me!

Okay, I know. Don't worry. I'm working on it.

Thank you.

Sir, sir! Stop! I missed my stop!

I can't stop here.

Hurry up, hurry up.

Thank you, sir.

Who is it?

That's how poor you are?

The frequency with which you wear this shirt, it's at an all-time high.

I have a few of this same shirt.

Go give Coffee a bath.

Can I leave after the bath?

We'll see when you're done.

Am I just torturing myself?

I know what kind of person you are and I still ask your roommate to feed my cat.

You're online?

What are you doing, running around?

You haven't even noticed that I'm online?

Are you practicing forging skills?

Wei Guang? That seems to be Er Xi's apprentice.

It is him.

I'm not...

Er Xi doesn't have many friends in the game.

Is this who she's giving the present to?

Then I can't tell him I'm not Er Xi!

It won't be good if he thinks

Er Xi is having someone practice on her behalf to make the gift.

Yes.

I have to go now.

Talk to you next time.

So fast?

Yes. I'm busy. Bye, bye.

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