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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,297 --> 00:00:23,370 Evening News with Claire Chazal channel TF- 1 2 00:00:24,417 --> 00:00:25,567 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 3 00:00:25,698 --> 00:00:28,495 Before we go to the main news, Let me inform you 4 00:00:28,617 --> 00:00:31,414 that the graduation results this year 5 00:00:31,536 --> 00:00:32,890 broke all records : 6 00:00:32,976 --> 00:00:36,606 86% of students passed successfully! 7 00:00:36,777 --> 00:00:38,174 Great, I passed! 8 00:00:41,136 --> 00:00:42,363 How cool! 9 00:00:45,615 --> 00:00:46,935 Christian Clavier 10 00:00:50,015 --> 00:00:51,334 Pierre- Francois Martin - Laval 11 00:00:51,854 --> 00:00:53,048 Kev ADAM 12 00:00:53,734 --> 00:00:55,054 Francois Morel 13 00:00:55,494 --> 00:00:56,722 Arnaud Ducret 14 00:00:57,414 --> 00:00:58,643 Stefi Selma 15 00:00:59,414 --> 00:01:00,209 Raymond Bouchard 16 00:01:04,653 --> 00:01:06,067 with Dominique Pinon 17 00:01:06,813 --> 00:01:09,185 Screen play: Pierre- Francois MARTEEN - LAVAL and Matthias GAVARRI 18 00:01:09,254 --> 00:01:11,563 Based on the comic "Les Profs" PICA and ERROC 19 00:01:13,972 --> 00:01:15,451 Music: Mathieu Gonet 20 00:01:16,052 --> 00:01:17,451 producer: Roman Rojtman 21 00:01:18,332 --> 00:01:20,972 In contrast of the increased rates 22 00:01:21,052 --> 00:01:25,329 is the consistent bad record hold by 23 00:01:25,451 --> 00:01:27,170 High school "Jules Ferry" 24 00:01:27,292 --> 00:01:29,088 in one small town. 25 00:01:29,891 --> 00:01:34,043 Worst school in France. 26 00:01:35,811 --> 00:01:37,085 I don't understand... 27 00:01:37,411 --> 00:01:40,847 Students are from good families... Inexplicably! 28 00:01:40,930 --> 00:01:43,046 We have tried to help you. 29 00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:46,688 We even got assistance from the best teachers. 30 00:01:46,850 --> 00:01:48,000 Expensive! 31 00:01:48,129 --> 00:01:49,801 And unsuccessful. 32 00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:51,727 Only 12% passed the exam! 33 00:01:52,490 --> 00:01:55,003 Students prefer other schools 30 kilometers away, 34 00:01:55,129 --> 00:01:56,628 rather than going to "Jules Ferry"! 35 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,799 The Education Minister is pressing me! 36 00:01:59,729 --> 00:02:03,641 For the next year the target is set to 50% pass rate, 37 00:02:03,769 --> 00:02:06,408 otherwise your school will be closed, and I'm... 38 00:02:08,968 --> 00:02:10,367 I don't know how to... 39 00:02:10,568 --> 00:02:11,682 Exactly. 40 00:02:12,608 --> 00:02:15,805 But my deputy believes 41 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:21,443 there's a chance to save your school and my job. 42 00:02:22,448 --> 00:02:23,401 A last chance. 43 00:02:24,766 --> 00:02:28,122 This idea is... original. 44 00:02:30,007 --> 00:02:31,520 And not yet tested?... 45 00:02:31,646 --> 00:02:32,966 No, nowhere. 46 00:02:35,045 --> 00:02:39,038 And what is the idea that... 47 00:02:44,566 --> 00:02:46,396 You have good teachers. 48 00:02:46,925 --> 00:02:48,324 But you need the worst ones. 49 00:02:48,444 --> 00:02:49,433 I don't understand... 50 00:02:49,564 --> 00:02:50,997 - Worst. - Excuse me? 51 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:52,444 Worst teachers. 52 00:02:52,925 --> 00:02:55,061 Another teachers, I understand, but that's... 53 00:02:55,085 --> 00:02:57,758 The worst students with the worst teachers. 54 00:02:58,283 --> 00:03:02,038 - The worst? - Yes, for the worst - the worst. 55 00:03:02,764 --> 00:03:04,163 This is silly... 56 00:03:04,644 --> 00:03:07,317 We must hope! Two negatives make an affirmative. 57 00:03:07,443 --> 00:03:09,560 - Yeah, but... - Here, you already agree. 58 00:03:10,203 --> 00:03:11,318 I found the stars! 59 00:03:13,163 --> 00:03:15,393 Gladys. A rare gem! 60 00:03:16,242 --> 00:03:17,058 I beg your pardon? 61 00:03:17,082 --> 00:03:20,393 We are looking for the station. How to get there? 62 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:24,438 Ok, go to your France, come back when learned. 63 00:03:24,461 --> 00:03:25,372 Are you insane? 64 00:03:27,282 --> 00:03:30,478 Cutiro. The genius of a kind! 65 00:03:38,001 --> 00:03:40,799 - Posture! Posture! - Nothing, you can go. 66 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,435 I can't go! He's back is not straight! 67 00:03:43,561 --> 00:03:46,312 Eric. Very athletic, even too much! 68 00:03:46,439 --> 00:03:48,634 Here, sport is good for you! 69 00:03:48,759 --> 00:03:50,079 Close the boot! 70 00:03:50,199 --> 00:03:52,474 - Teach others! - I didn't turn off... 71 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:55,397 Albert - a champion of being kicked out from everywhere! 72 00:03:56,439 --> 00:03:57,155 My Portfolio... 73 00:03:58,759 --> 00:04:01,068 To teach philosophy - means to understand 74 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,677 we don't understand anything 75 00:04:02,758 --> 00:04:05,054 and are unable to understand what we don't understandable. 76 00:04:05,118 --> 00:04:07,792 Maurice. Deported from Quebec! 77 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:14,435 Amine, she is... she 78 00:04:19,757 --> 00:04:23,112 Napoleon Bonaparte used pasta in 1796... 79 00:04:23,197 --> 00:04:25,836 Poloshon, my favorite! 80 00:04:25,997 --> 00:04:28,670 You failed the teaching exams 18 times, didn't you? 81 00:04:28,797 --> 00:04:29,627 No, no... 82 00:04:29,757 --> 00:04:33,430 Francis Huston, I'm from the Ministry of Education. 83 00:04:33,716 --> 00:04:36,310 At the discussion of May 68th I have argued 84 00:04:36,435 --> 00:04:38,995 Napoleon's influence on student demonstrations. 85 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:42,028 - And you prove it? - Yes! But not according to the examiners. 86 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:43,350 They are incompetent! 87 00:04:44,074 --> 00:04:46,827 From today you are a history teacher. 88 00:04:47,514 --> 00:04:49,790 Make 50% of students to pass the exam, 89 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:52,747 and consider all your requests accepted. 90 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:56,149 Academic awards, civil pension, moving to an island... 91 00:04:56,274 --> 00:04:58,071 Holiday in Austerlitz? 92 00:04:58,593 --> 00:04:59,788 Fascinating! 93 00:05:01,754 --> 00:05:05,189 And what if we don't succeed and it leaks to the press? 94 00:05:06,074 --> 00:05:08,064 Nobody will know. 95 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:11,341 And we will succeed. 96 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:14,262 High school "Jules Ferry". The beginning of next school year. 97 00:05:24,312 --> 00:05:30,069 THE TEACHERS 98 00:05:51,029 --> 00:05:54,499 director Pierre- Francois Martin - Laval 99 00:06:00,949 --> 00:06:03,509 Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce the new colleagues. 100 00:06:03,629 --> 00:06:06,620 They will be in charge for the seniors. 101 00:06:06,747 --> 00:06:11,298 This is an extreme challenge, but I am sure that they will... 102 00:06:11,627 --> 00:06:14,096 I expect that all of you will help them. 103 00:06:14,228 --> 00:06:17,423 We are here... ready for anything. 104 00:06:17,867 --> 00:06:23,225 Okay, let's get known. I'm Eric, the PE teacher. I hope... 105 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:30,420 May I? 106 00:06:31,185 --> 00:06:32,504 My name is Eric, I teach PE. 107 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:36,096 You like sports? Active at day keeps you active at night! 108 00:06:37,586 --> 00:06:39,622 Can I turn now? 109 00:06:43,584 --> 00:06:44,495 Quiet! 110 00:06:45,745 --> 00:06:46,894 Good morning! 111 00:06:46,942 --> 00:06:47,826 Good morning! 112 00:06:53,384 --> 00:06:57,855 So, my name is Gladys, I'm glad to meet you! 113 00:06:58,183 --> 00:07:01,653 I'll write my name on the black board. 114 00:07:07,822 --> 00:07:11,098 So, please introduce yourself. You! 115 00:07:13,382 --> 00:07:16,339 My name is Quentan, 'm seventeen. 116 00:07:18,942 --> 00:07:23,617 My name is Quentin, I am seventeen. 117 00:07:23,622 --> 00:07:25,817 Next! You! 118 00:07:26,262 --> 00:07:28,536 - Is this for me? - I don't know. 119 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:29,815 The rainbow. 120 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:31,690 No, it's you. 121 00:07:33,701 --> 00:07:35,418 - I told you... - Next! 122 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:35,978 Yes? 123 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:38,495 Good morning, my name is Nectarine, I am sixteen, 124 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:42,533 I skipped two years because I have skills in most academic fields and I love English! 125 00:07:43,899 --> 00:07:46,050 - Madam, I didn't make mistakes! - It's so long! 126 00:07:49,699 --> 00:07:51,495 Excuse me, but I am against your methods. 127 00:07:51,619 --> 00:07:54,178 You're late! So what's your name? 128 00:07:54,738 --> 00:07:56,730 - Boulard. - In English! 129 00:07:56,838 --> 00:07:57,668 Bula-ard. 130 00:07:59,639 --> 00:08:01,336 You got a problem, Boulard? 131 00:08:01,358 --> 00:08:03,269 - No, sorry, I... - In English! Here! 132 00:08:06,577 --> 00:08:10,935 I said... I say... I'm sorry, because I'm... 133 00:08:11,098 --> 00:08:13,565 I am singing in the rain, you know? 134 00:08:13,737 --> 00:08:15,887 It's like - like ketchup, mustard. 135 00:08:16,336 --> 00:08:19,115 Paris Hilton, you know? It is... Ugh 136 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:22,033 New York City, like Chinatown, sauce barbecue. 137 00:08:22,057 --> 00:08:23,675 You know it is like - wow! 138 00:08:24,216 --> 00:08:25,365 Yes, we can! 139 00:08:26,216 --> 00:08:27,444 Idiot! 140 00:08:29,696 --> 00:08:32,004 And don’t try to play fool around with me! 141 00:08:32,456 --> 00:08:34,572 So, next! 142 00:08:34,936 --> 00:08:38,847 And how is he? Kissing? Was tender? 143 00:08:43,215 --> 00:08:44,614 Excuse me I'm late, 144 00:08:44,735 --> 00:08:47,966 but in flip flops climbing up the stairs is very difficult. 145 00:08:54,974 --> 00:08:57,932 So, let me introduce. 146 00:09:02,013 --> 00:09:03,809 Weirdo... 147 00:09:05,732 --> 00:09:07,849 Well, we will spend a year together. 148 00:09:09,052 --> 00:09:12,647 At least at the beginning we need to 149 00:09:13,652 --> 00:09:17,610 learn each other's names. 150 00:09:23,932 --> 00:09:25,922 - Cutir? - Chicken? 151 00:09:26,091 --> 00:09:27,206 Clear? 152 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:32,201 I don't know... Perhaps here a bit... 153 00:09:38,889 --> 00:09:39,845 That's it. 154 00:09:44,529 --> 00:09:48,966 That's it. Now it's your turn. Take a sheet of paper. 155 00:09:51,009 --> 00:09:53,078 Write the name on the top left, 156 00:09:53,609 --> 00:09:55,998 name, age, 157 00:09:56,849 --> 00:09:59,317 group and class last year. 158 00:09:59,927 --> 00:10:05,126 I want to know which one of you here will eventually repeat the year. 159 00:10:06,087 --> 00:10:07,999 Of course, it's not a problem... 160 00:10:08,648 --> 00:10:10,479 Ah, mister Principal, just on time! 161 00:10:10,648 --> 00:10:13,764 I'm on a break. I can't smoke in front of the students. 162 00:10:15,167 --> 00:10:16,282 Back shortly. 163 00:10:22,346 --> 00:10:23,380 How are you? 164 00:10:23,926 --> 00:10:26,394 - You'll see, everything will be ok. - Yeah... 165 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:29,043 One is missing, mister Principal. 166 00:10:29,525 --> 00:10:32,643 One of 300 students - it's fine, Mr. Miguén. 167 00:10:32,846 --> 00:10:36,154 No, not a student, one of the Seven Samurai. 168 00:10:36,684 --> 00:10:37,959 Already run away? 169 00:10:42,304 --> 00:10:45,456 Good afternoon. How are you guys? 170 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:50,392 Hello ladies and gentlemen, the world is cruel, and the school is... 171 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,961 Hey kids, how was your holiday? 172 00:10:54,803 --> 00:10:57,113 Who are you? Why are you not in class? 173 00:10:59,043 --> 00:11:00,953 - It's too early. - No, it's too late. 174 00:11:01,123 --> 00:11:04,558 I'm late since year 96. It is a family tradition. 175 00:11:04,682 --> 00:11:05,240 What? 176 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:08,759 Yes, in our family Boulard, this is a sacred tradition. 177 00:11:08,883 --> 00:11:13,000 Already in the Middle Ages, my great, great... in general, my ancestor Gontran de Boulard, 178 00:11:13,121 --> 00:11:15,272 got late to wake up King Henry. 179 00:11:15,402 --> 00:11:17,393 - What year are you in? - Same as last. 180 00:11:18,601 --> 00:11:19,636 - For second time? - No. 181 00:11:19,761 --> 00:11:23,116 For third. And then luckily - fourth, God will... 182 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:26,677 Never give up, follow your dream and one day you may be able to... 183 00:11:26,801 --> 00:11:29,678 Oh no, I dream returning to Madame Perron in year one. 184 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,472 She scented like strawberries. 185 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,597 I was the best in year one! Well, almost. 186 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:38,633 I will never forget. Diplodocus, life cockatoo, Soissons... 187 00:11:38,759 --> 00:11:40,398 Napoleon died in exile... 188 00:11:40,519 --> 00:11:41,952 In 1789. 189 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,436 In 1821! There was nothing in 1789. 190 00:11:45,558 --> 00:11:48,630 It doesn't matter. Napoleon died and no one cares. 191 00:11:49,119 --> 00:11:50,437 No, I do care! 192 00:11:50,558 --> 00:11:52,947 You need to fill the gaps in your knowledge! Come on! 193 00:11:53,198 --> 00:11:56,746 Let me go! Sick! Psycho! Are you a pedophile? 194 00:11:57,197 --> 00:11:58,392 Mister Nerd. 195 00:11:58,638 --> 00:12:00,173 Who is the author? 196 00:12:03,518 --> 00:12:04,313 Wonderful. 197 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,672 I'll give you 35 minutes. 198 00:12:08,756 --> 00:12:09,506 To tell me. 199 00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:13,716 I'm not in hurry. 200 00:12:15,076 --> 00:12:18,068 He's one of yours. Excuse him, the clock didn't ring. 201 00:12:18,397 --> 00:12:19,591 What kind of clock? 202 00:12:19,797 --> 00:12:21,787 Tell me, please, what is your alarm clock? 203 00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:23,793 An ordinary one - my mother. 204 00:12:23,916 --> 00:12:26,827 Clocks used to be simple. 205 00:12:27,475 --> 00:12:32,025 Press a single button and they stop ringing. 206 00:12:33,774 --> 00:12:35,667 Now the trouble comes with the mobile phones. 207 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:39,549 You put it on vibration mode, then bury it under the pillow, 208 00:12:40,115 --> 00:12:43,152 And you can still hear it. ...br-r-r-r..... 209 00:12:43,994 --> 00:12:44,870 Yes, you are right! 210 00:12:45,334 --> 00:12:49,312 - Go and sit, but don't run. - Running, that's not me. 211 00:12:50,274 --> 00:12:51,342 Enough. 212 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,786 Are you thirsty? I have carrot and blueberries juice. 213 00:12:56,232 --> 00:12:59,350 No thanks, I'm late and I still need to find my class. 214 00:13:00,024 --> 00:13:00,725 Wait, wait... 215 00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:04,947 We are one of a hell team! 216 00:13:09,844 --> 00:13:11,500 217 00:13:15,192 --> 00:13:18,899 Hello, I'm your new history teacher, because I passed the exam! 218 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:21,182 - Excuse me, but... - Miss, sit down. 219 00:13:21,311 --> 00:13:23,870 - But I'm... - No but, sit down, we are late. 220 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,460 - But I do.... - Just sit down! 221 00:13:26,711 --> 00:13:29,748 Enough already, We're wasting time, take a sit. 222 00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:32,144 I can deal with a chatterbox. 223 00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:37,547 So, my name is Antoine Poloshon with 'sh'. 224 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:43,857 Don't misspell it with 'ch' - Polochon(Pillow) as I get offended. 225 00:13:44,749 --> 00:13:45,976 What are your names? 226 00:13:48,629 --> 00:13:49,265 What's that? 227 00:13:51,469 --> 00:13:56,542 Take a sheet, fold it in half, then once again to make a card. 228 00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:58,067 - Business card? - Square? 229 00:13:58,187 --> 00:13:59,143 Portrait or landscape? 230 00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:03,937 Well, someone wants to make impression! 231 00:14:12,386 --> 00:14:18,255 Well, before we get deep into the subject, let's revise the basis. 232 00:14:18,385 --> 00:14:19,865 Epoch of Napoleon! 233 00:14:26,985 --> 00:14:30,057 Napoleon Bonaparte was born in Ajaccio. 234 00:14:30,465 --> 00:14:32,023 The city was hot... 235 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:35,857 - Excuse me, will you be a long time? - What does it mean? 236 00:14:36,105 --> 00:14:39,302 I teach German and you've interrupted my lesson. 237 00:14:44,903 --> 00:14:48,100 I see... I was thinking... 238 00:14:49,024 --> 00:14:52,059 You are too old for a student... 239 00:14:53,023 --> 00:14:53,759 Well, thank you. 240 00:14:56,942 --> 00:15:00,652 - Move away! For frisbee lesson! - Is frisbee on the exam? 241 00:15:00,783 --> 00:15:03,932 To pass the 50% you must be prepared! 242 00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:07,251 This one is completely insane. 243 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,919 I hate coffee machines. 244 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,498 I am totally against coffee. 245 00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:15,932 I had a cup in '93, couldn't sleep all day! 246 00:15:18,461 --> 00:15:19,940 You don't need this. 247 00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:27,895 - Do you have coffee at home? - Yes. What is the point? 248 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:29,972 - And husband? - No. 249 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,389 What about boyfriend? 250 00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:34,894 That's him. He burst into my lesson and began... 251 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:39,207 I once kissed Marceline Jacare on the lips. 252 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:42,292 But he is long gone. There is no other. 253 00:15:42,739 --> 00:15:45,650 - No kisses ever.... - With tongue, no. 254 00:15:50,058 --> 00:15:51,855 You've been targeted. 255 00:15:53,418 --> 00:15:54,611 The German teacher. 256 00:15:55,778 --> 00:15:57,370 Our quick Poloshon! 257 00:15:57,538 --> 00:16:01,769 No way. She wouldn't fall for someone as me. 258 00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:04,610 Sometimes without words you say more. 259 00:16:06,657 --> 00:16:09,888 - She can't take her eyes of you. - Same point! 260 00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:13,845 Flirting? I doubt it, it's not her style. 261 00:16:15,296 --> 00:16:16,206 Yes? 262 00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:19,172 Yes? 263 00:16:33,294 --> 00:16:35,924 Dear Sir, please excuse Boulard for he cannot 264 00:16:35,955 --> 00:16:40,524 participate in your lessons due to some problems with his testicles. 265 00:16:40,553 --> 00:16:41,952 Signature: Mr. Boulard. 266 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:47,610 Well, I got it. But the problem is Up, not Down and it is on. 267 00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:49,052 - Top? - Come on! 268 00:16:49,212 --> 00:16:52,046 You're free. Stay in cool. 269 00:16:53,373 --> 00:16:55,523 Yes, you deserve standing applauds. Ready! 270 00:16:56,253 --> 00:16:59,211 Good afternoon. Let me explain, sport - that's life! 271 00:16:59,332 --> 00:17:00,481 It is all around and free. 272 00:17:00,613 --> 00:17:02,682 Hey, Britney Spears, dear, listen to me! 273 00:17:03,011 --> 00:17:04,411 - I'm Nectarine! - Okay. 274 00:17:04,531 --> 00:17:06,807 Don't spend on sports clubs! 275 00:17:06,932 --> 00:17:08,808 - Jacques, get on the tree! - I'm Ludovic, sir. 276 00:17:08,932 --> 00:17:12,445 Ludovic, Jacques, Josephine...all the same Who cares. Get moving! 277 00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:15,563 Faster! Hey you! Come on, you - the rainbow! 278 00:17:15,691 --> 00:17:18,204 Boudin (sausage), you had enough food! Put kebab down and go! 279 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:19,923 - This is not a kebab. - It is, a chicken one! 280 00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:23,920 What did you do to your body? 281 00:17:24,289 --> 00:17:26,105 - What? - As if it's not yours! 282 00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,949 What's your problem? Are your pants too tight? 283 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,005 Watch your attitude. 284 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:35,144 - Once on the ground, you won't fall further, Jacques. - But it hurts. 285 00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:36,647 Life is pain, remember! 286 00:17:36,929 --> 00:17:39,647 - Keep going. Nadia, your turn. - I'm Juliette. 287 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:42,686 Enough of you games! Do you think I'm stupid? 288 00:17:43,088 --> 00:17:45,204 All gather! Shrek, sit down. 289 00:17:46,409 --> 00:17:48,478 Is it funny, Jackie Chan? 290 00:17:48,607 --> 00:17:50,199 And you - take off this wig! 291 00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:56,395 Hello everybody! 292 00:18:18,286 --> 00:18:20,163 Hey, wake up! 293 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:25,883 Please write on a sheet your name, address, phone number and so on. 294 00:18:26,045 --> 00:18:32,055 Then pass it to me at the end of the lesson. Today we'll do text analysis. 295 00:18:35,203 --> 00:18:36,432 What is that here! 296 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,194 You are late young man. Sit down. 297 00:18:40,763 --> 00:18:41,594 Yeah... 298 00:18:45,962 --> 00:18:48,921 Let's not wasting more time. We have work to do, haven't we? 299 00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:50,760 Please have your exercise book ready. 300 00:18:50,883 --> 00:18:52,257 What is she saying? 301 00:18:52,282 --> 00:18:55,731 Doesn't matter! If I had passed my exams I wouldn't be here to see her. 302 00:18:55,762 --> 00:18:56,751 You at the back... 303 00:19:07,642 --> 00:19:10,837 She says "flip the book"! Moron! 304 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,278 "Moron" - a word not in use since the 19th century. 305 00:19:20,881 --> 00:19:22,915 So cool... 306 00:19:23,799 --> 00:19:27,429 We've waited years for IT room but finally got it, you know 307 00:19:27,759 --> 00:19:28,396 Oh, yeah. 308 00:19:28,519 --> 00:19:33,115 Capitalists build prisons and close schools, spit on teachers. 309 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:36,595 But it will end badly, because at the end who will pay? 310 00:19:37,558 --> 00:19:38,275 The prisoners? 311 00:19:39,318 --> 00:19:44,869 Things don't have meaning until you use them. Write it down. 312 00:19:44,998 --> 00:19:47,432 Sir, it's not very convenient, the chairs are too low. 313 00:19:47,597 --> 00:19:50,714 No, they are high! You just have low tables. 314 00:19:51,077 --> 00:19:54,513 Below the top but above the floor, below ground, above the head. 315 00:19:54,637 --> 00:19:56,308 Everything is relative. Write. 316 00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:59,634 I give up, I don't understand anything at all. 317 00:19:59,757 --> 00:20:00,586 Write, it is important. 318 00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:03,867 He is a complete moron. He complicates everything. 319 00:20:03,997 --> 00:20:06,067 I understand only "write". 320 00:20:09,395 --> 00:20:10,271 What are you doing, sir? 321 00:20:11,556 --> 00:20:12,909 The coat rack talks! 322 00:20:13,036 --> 00:20:16,744 - I'm not a coat rack, sir. - Hanging a coat proves that you are. 323 00:20:17,796 --> 00:20:19,547 I'll go mad. 324 00:20:20,275 --> 00:20:22,630 - I don't get anything. - Just do as I do. 325 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:26,191 Squint eyes and nod head pretending all is clear. 326 00:20:30,194 --> 00:20:31,832 Clown! I'll go to the Principal. 327 00:20:31,953 --> 00:20:34,104 Don't do it Nectarine, we're not snitches. 328 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,552 They are wrong. 329 00:20:35,673 --> 00:20:39,989 But the French teacher is a bomb. She is a serious stuff. 330 00:20:40,074 --> 00:20:42,432 Because of her I come on time. Take this from Boulard. 331 00:20:42,493 --> 00:20:45,211 Your voyeurism is satisfied but we'll fail. Ignoramus! 332 00:20:45,752 --> 00:20:48,950 Ignoramus - the word depreciated in the 610th. 333 00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:51,189 Boulard, sit properly. You are not in the Middle Ages. 334 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,224 Deputy Head teacher - Mr."Nightmare". 335 00:20:55,632 --> 00:20:59,385 It is not funny. 80% of accidents happen with home supplements. 336 00:20:59,471 --> 00:21:00,984 Miss, how many children do you have? 337 00:21:01,632 --> 00:21:04,226 None. I am just 16. I skipped 2 years. 338 00:21:05,192 --> 00:21:06,146 And you fatty boy? 339 00:21:06,211 --> 00:21:08,383 I skipped over Karina but luckily no children too. 340 00:21:09,151 --> 00:21:11,903 Relax, it's chemistry, it takes on average two years to conceive. 341 00:21:12,550 --> 00:21:14,541 So, here are the usual things - 342 00:21:14,671 --> 00:21:17,742 Antibacterial spray, liquid soap, and of course... 343 00:21:19,630 --> 00:21:20,186 Eggs! 344 00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:30,616 Everything was going well until suddenly your children opened cupboard. 345 00:21:32,068 --> 00:21:35,981 You are tired of chores, and fall asleep. 346 00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:36,944 However... 347 00:21:37,068 --> 00:21:40,538 - It stings my eyes. - Sir, can we go? 348 00:21:42,188 --> 00:21:45,737 You don't have my problems, because you sit all the time. 349 00:21:46,468 --> 00:21:50,017 But with flip-flops on the stairs - it's extremely dangerous! Bye. 350 00:21:50,587 --> 00:21:52,499 I have two movie tickets. 351 00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:55,306 Two? I see, madam likes comfort. 352 00:21:56,146 --> 00:22:00,140 No, I think it's good to get closer. 353 00:22:00,267 --> 00:22:02,144 Teaching - it's a team work, right? 354 00:22:02,307 --> 00:22:05,058 Yes, of course, of course! You are a good pro! 355 00:22:05,185 --> 00:22:07,221 I really need substitution on Friday. 356 00:22:07,346 --> 00:22:10,576 Bio-products' fair is only once a month! 357 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,542 So I have to take your class? 358 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,861 Oh, thank you! Thank you! 359 00:22:14,986 --> 00:22:16,702 Coming on strike this Thursday? 360 00:22:16,825 --> 00:22:20,977 Paul, I'd love to, but we're on a mission here, not for fun. 361 00:22:21,105 --> 00:22:24,461 Oh yes, by the way until Thursday I'll have two in a row. 362 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,178 What can I do... 363 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,334 I don't understand I managed to tuck... 364 00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:34,414 - Cuckoo! - Hi. 365 00:22:34,624 --> 00:22:36,296 Marie, it was so silly today... 366 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:39,018 Dolores, meet Antoine Reblochon (Smelly Cheese), 367 00:22:39,144 --> 00:22:40,416 we were in the same class. 368 00:22:40,542 --> 00:22:43,615 Exactly, I just wanted to tell you... When I opened the door... 369 00:22:43,742 --> 00:22:46,211 Clearly, you are new. The Elite Squad, right? 370 00:22:46,343 --> 00:22:48,512 Yes. I don't think you're too old, Marie. 371 00:22:48,722 --> 00:22:49,892 Oh, how kind. 372 00:22:50,022 --> 00:22:52,057 I'll accompany you. Our bus is in 4 min. 373 00:22:52,221 --> 00:22:54,291 - Wow, bus. - They are the stars... 374 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,692 - What a shame... - No, thank you, we'll walk. 375 00:22:57,902 --> 00:22:59,017 Watch out! 376 00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:05,736 Thanks, you saved me. 377 00:23:07,381 --> 00:23:10,417 - You're hurting me... - let her go! 378 00:23:13,461 --> 00:23:14,415 He's crazy! 379 00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:15,934 See you... 380 00:23:25,019 --> 00:23:26,895 Remember, sport - it's free 381 00:23:27,019 --> 00:23:29,407 we don't need a shopping basket, to play basketball. 382 00:23:29,578 --> 00:23:31,648 Excuse me, sir, but the tobacco is bad. 383 00:23:31,818 --> 00:23:36,268 I need the tallest and strongest! They'll be our baskets! 384 00:23:37,538 --> 00:23:39,414 It's all in the newspapers. 385 00:23:39,538 --> 00:23:43,133 66% of graduates at least once have tried cannabis, upsetting! 386 00:23:43,458 --> 00:23:45,528 Only once? Upsetting! 387 00:23:45,978 --> 00:23:49,766 If you improve your body, you can make wow love nonstop! 388 00:23:49,897 --> 00:23:53,532 And who is not involved in sport, will sit forgotten in the corner... 389 00:23:53,656 --> 00:23:55,409 Weak stuff. 390 00:23:55,616 --> 00:23:58,006 Patience will be rewarded. 391 00:23:58,856 --> 00:23:59,686 A Boulard! 392 00:24:02,056 --> 00:24:03,250 Hello, sir. 393 00:24:07,096 --> 00:24:09,211 Well, yes. Now I see. 394 00:24:10,135 --> 00:24:11,410 You're not lying. 395 00:24:12,776 --> 00:24:13,969 Well... 396 00:24:16,535 --> 00:24:17,092 Okay. 397 00:24:21,134 --> 00:24:22,010 Take care. 398 00:24:25,334 --> 00:24:26,049 Warm up! 399 00:24:26,574 --> 00:24:29,566 I was wrong. Cool stuff... 400 00:24:34,733 --> 00:24:36,927 I glide, like a drop of rain... 401 00:24:38,932 --> 00:24:40,251 I'm on a skating rink! 402 00:24:40,732 --> 00:24:43,884 Pulled to the ground, getting on the ground! Better, better... 403 00:24:45,413 --> 00:24:47,449 Lead the ball! Come on! 404 00:24:47,893 --> 00:24:49,722 Class! Dribble! 405 00:24:49,852 --> 00:24:50,967 Why don't you move? 406 00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:54,851 Pussy! Come on! 407 00:25:09,411 --> 00:25:11,560 Ok. Understood? This is the basketball! 408 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:13,648 Continue! Nelly, catch the ball! 409 00:25:15,650 --> 00:25:17,641 Obelix, put down the couscous! 410 00:25:17,769 --> 00:25:19,282 It's not couscous, Sponge Bob. 411 00:25:19,410 --> 00:25:21,559 Hey, don't push it! 412 00:25:22,690 --> 00:25:24,998 Stews, couscous, whatever. We're not blind. 413 00:25:25,209 --> 00:25:27,260 I'm not blind, sir, Just have glasses. 414 00:25:30,009 --> 00:25:31,202 Take off your socks! 415 00:25:37,008 --> 00:25:38,759 Cool exercise, sir. 416 00:25:38,887 --> 00:25:42,278 That's right! Sadly, my examiners didn't like it. 417 00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:43,557 Hey, don't crush Britney! 418 00:25:43,688 --> 00:25:45,040 Yes, cool stuff... 419 00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:50,759 Two months later... 420 00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:53,487 I will write to the Minister! You're all worthless! 421 00:25:53,606 --> 00:25:54,721 Disgraceful! 422 00:25:54,846 --> 00:25:58,282 The English teacher force my son to eat a dictionary! 423 00:25:58,406 --> 00:26:00,157 It's not your turn, madam Vilano. 424 00:26:00,286 --> 00:26:03,323 It's me now. I'm Mr.Blondeau, Nectarine's dad. 425 00:26:03,445 --> 00:26:04,401 She's very clever... 426 00:26:04,526 --> 00:26:07,563 The chemistry teacher dropped her book bag in acid... 427 00:26:08,685 --> 00:26:11,676 Bungee jumping from the roof of the school - this is outrageous! 428 00:26:11,805 --> 00:26:12,839 Yes, I heard. 429 00:26:12,964 --> 00:26:17,277 But the teachers are free to choose their teaching methods. 430 00:26:17,464 --> 00:26:19,403 Is the suicide included in the curriculum as a standard? 431 00:26:19,525 --> 00:26:20,958 Please, don't be... 432 00:26:21,085 --> 00:26:23,314 Excuse me. Just to leave the keys for the video room. 433 00:26:23,844 --> 00:26:26,232 Here they are. Relax. Have a nice weekend. 434 00:26:26,364 --> 00:26:29,560 Mr.Nerds... Kutir, you're 50 minutes earlier. 435 00:26:29,844 --> 00:26:31,242 Have you read Pierre Maya? 436 00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:34,798 The average student concentrates only three minutes in one hour. 437 00:26:34,923 --> 00:26:37,117 Until Monday, eh? See you. 438 00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,599 Excuse me, excuse me, let me... 439 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:43,116 Is this the freedom to choice methods? 440 00:26:43,563 --> 00:26:45,916 Huston, we have a problem. You have to come. 441 00:26:46,041 --> 00:26:47,520 Skip the drama! 442 00:26:47,642 --> 00:26:50,951 They are champions and all champions have very complex personality. 443 00:26:51,082 --> 00:26:52,116 Come! 444 00:26:52,241 --> 00:26:57,893 If the school is closed, 300 students will be 40 km away from the other one! 445 00:26:57,961 --> 00:27:01,112 See, Huguette, I've balanced the ball with the left hand. 446 00:27:01,441 --> 00:27:02,669 Hello? 447 00:27:03,401 --> 00:27:05,596 Say something, Huston! I need help! 448 00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:24,473 What is this machine? 449 00:27:24,598 --> 00:27:27,590 This is not a machine, it is a tape recorder. 450 00:27:27,719 --> 00:27:29,391 Gosh. Prehistoric. 451 00:27:29,519 --> 00:27:33,306 So today we'll put the words in the right place. 452 00:27:36,518 --> 00:27:37,314 I am black! 453 00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:41,588 I got the right to vote! 454 00:27:41,758 --> 00:27:43,713 I'm black, and I will be back! 455 00:27:44,356 --> 00:27:45,311 Your turn. 456 00:27:48,957 --> 00:27:50,435 Get up, sleepyhead! 457 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:51,586 Boulard! 458 00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:52,394 Ugh... 459 00:27:52,916 --> 00:27:53,872 Your turn. 460 00:27:55,797 --> 00:27:56,750 - I am... - I'm black. 461 00:27:56,955 --> 00:27:58,070 I'm back. 462 00:27:58,875 --> 00:27:59,512 I'm back. 463 00:28:00,955 --> 00:28:02,627 I'm black and got the right... 464 00:28:03,435 --> 00:28:06,872 I'm back, I get the bag. 465 00:28:10,194 --> 00:28:10,672 Yes... 466 00:28:10,795 --> 00:28:12,114 I'm back, I get the bag. 467 00:28:12,234 --> 00:28:14,988 I hope so. But don't fool me. 468 00:28:15,234 --> 00:28:17,464 - Oh, no, no, I don't fool you. 469 00:28:18,075 --> 00:28:19,665 - Never? - Never-land! 470 00:28:22,114 --> 00:28:24,582 But... but... what's happened with the chalk? 471 00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:29,589 Glued! 472 00:28:33,472 --> 00:28:34,701 - Boulard! - Yes? 473 00:28:41,032 --> 00:28:42,067 Oh, My God... 474 00:28:56,951 --> 00:29:00,260 Oh, okay, I see, I see, I see. All clear. 475 00:29:00,391 --> 00:29:04,224 Okay, get your stuff. The lesson is over. 476 00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:08,308 No, the lesson is not over, It is 4:48pm. 477 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:09,421 It's broken. 478 00:29:09,549 --> 00:29:13,987 No, it's not broken, the lesson is not over and it's 4:48... 479 00:29:17,710 --> 00:29:19,539 - Broken! - Not broken! 480 00:29:19,709 --> 00:29:21,619 Like I said, the clock is broken! 481 00:29:23,509 --> 00:29:25,545 Here's the gadget. 482 00:29:25,949 --> 00:29:26,619 Hello? 483 00:29:27,429 --> 00:29:28,259 Hello? 484 00:29:30,307 --> 00:29:31,661 I know it's you, Mr. Principal! 485 00:29:31,988 --> 00:29:33,785 This is a talking clock! 486 00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:36,342 - You must continue the lesson! - Listen! 487 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:40,342 My methods are revolutionary, I fought for them for years. 488 00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:44,336 I will not tolerate someone to interfere with my work! 489 00:29:44,707 --> 00:29:46,220 - Roger! - Roger! 490 00:29:46,386 --> 00:29:47,422 Roger. Over. 491 00:29:47,906 --> 00:29:49,863 Napoleon stated... 492 00:29:51,186 --> 00:29:56,544 Napoleon stated that... Damn, how do you clean... 493 00:30:02,226 --> 00:30:03,295 Napoleon stated... 494 00:30:03,425 --> 00:30:06,336 Japan is located in the Asian Pacific 495 00:30:06,704 --> 00:30:10,778 and covers an area of 380,000 square kilometers. 496 00:30:16,903 --> 00:30:20,817 We combine water and soda 497 00:30:21,344 --> 00:30:24,142 which gives a mixture of lightly carbonated water. 498 00:30:25,663 --> 00:30:27,858 - It's logical. - Ridiculous. 499 00:30:40,622 --> 00:30:43,089 What's wrong with the radiator, Mr.Miranda? 500 00:30:44,182 --> 00:30:48,892 The thermostat is stuck. Strange. It looks like it's been tampered with. 501 00:30:49,221 --> 00:30:53,452 Okay, I'll bring some firewood. Nothing else I can do. 502 00:30:54,621 --> 00:30:59,330 She insists not on emotions, but insists on... 503 00:30:59,461 --> 00:31:01,497 - Feelings! - Yes, Boudin, right! 504 00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:03,930 Excellent! Excellent, Boudin! 505 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,071 I don't know what's happened with you today, but you're doing great. 506 00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:14,976 - Is the machine faulty? - It took me 10 euros. 507 00:31:15,098 --> 00:31:16,656 The beast is broken. I'll fix it. 508 00:31:16,778 --> 00:31:19,531 - No! I'm not thirsty any longer! - Me too. 509 00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:20,968 I know one method. 510 00:31:21,179 --> 00:31:23,374 - Scientific? - A foot procedure! 511 00:31:23,778 --> 00:31:24,814 Attention! 512 00:31:26,538 --> 00:31:28,813 How's going on with the German teacher? 513 00:31:29,538 --> 00:31:31,893 - Goes with the flow. - It's good for the spine. 514 00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:34,407 I'm burning as a sausage on fire. 515 00:31:34,538 --> 00:31:35,573 - Oh, no.... - No... 516 00:31:35,698 --> 00:31:37,972 Yes. I almost broke her ribs. 517 00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:41,452 - So what? - Nothing. She laughed. 518 00:31:42,096 --> 00:31:44,166 - She likes it. - Likes what? 519 00:31:44,297 --> 00:31:46,252 She likes you've got a male attitude. 520 00:31:46,376 --> 00:31:48,652 Male - an animal, but not evil, male - an animal! 521 00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:49,886 Don't understand. 522 00:31:50,016 --> 00:31:53,611 The old man thinks women like strong and brainless men. 523 00:31:53,776 --> 00:31:55,971 - Agree. - Brainless strong men? 524 00:32:02,214 --> 00:32:04,330 Every time I go in the rain, shoes stick... 525 00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:36,724 Hey, babe! 526 00:32:36,892 --> 00:32:38,371 Ah Antoine, it's you. 527 00:32:38,652 --> 00:32:41,769 I hope you don't have plans for the evening! I'll take you out. 528 00:32:42,092 --> 00:32:44,559 I'm afraid today will not work because... 529 00:32:44,692 --> 00:32:45,681 Get lost! 530 00:32:46,971 --> 00:32:48,007 Touch her and you're dead. 531 00:32:49,330 --> 00:32:51,605 - Don't be afraid, I am here. - Antoine, are you all right? 532 00:32:51,730 --> 00:32:53,403 You worried baby. 533 00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:58,960 The tattoo, your bird... It flies away. 534 00:32:59,451 --> 00:33:00,929 Yes, it loves to fly. 535 00:33:01,410 --> 00:33:02,604 What an international shame... 536 00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:05,563 Anyway, is 8 o'clock still good? 537 00:33:06,170 --> 00:33:08,637 No, I have already plans I somewhat... 538 00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:10,760 Yes, he's super sassy. Let's go. 539 00:33:11,049 --> 00:33:11,606 Bye. 540 00:33:12,209 --> 00:33:13,926 - He smeared you. - Where? 541 00:33:14,048 --> 00:33:15,448 He is a complete moron! 542 00:33:21,929 --> 00:33:24,361 End of first term 543 00:33:25,968 --> 00:33:30,007 - So, we are doing better. - Better? 544 00:33:30,567 --> 00:33:34,197 Ah, Mister deputy inspector. We've got teachers' meeting. 545 00:33:34,327 --> 00:33:36,682 You've asked me to come. Now, I'm here. 546 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:39,684 Continue. Be -be -be- become better? 547 00:33:39,967 --> 00:33:42,560 The average score in the senior classes is up. 548 00:33:42,686 --> 00:33:45,041 We've overcome the worst, except some subjects 549 00:33:45,166 --> 00:33:48,602 where students have not progressed at all. 550 00:33:52,685 --> 00:33:58,363 I'm at the stage of observation, analyzing, making conclusions. 551 00:34:01,845 --> 00:34:03,517 What's going on here? 552 00:34:05,884 --> 00:34:08,079 There's interference on us how to do our job. 553 00:34:08,925 --> 00:34:12,882 You know, personally I'm having some difficulties with the material. 554 00:34:13,563 --> 00:34:16,521 Oh, come on! We are all squeezed! 555 00:34:17,364 --> 00:34:20,673 I know I have to be careful. Zero risk, but... 556 00:34:21,123 --> 00:34:22,954 - Zero risk? - Exactly. 557 00:34:23,163 --> 00:34:24,197 Here... 558 00:34:26,003 --> 00:34:26,913 Censorship. 559 00:34:27,762 --> 00:34:28,956 Censorship? 560 00:34:31,163 --> 00:34:33,199 Kids, what is the time? 561 00:34:34,442 --> 00:34:35,760 6:12, sir. 562 00:34:36,121 --> 00:34:38,510 Isn't it time for bed? 563 00:34:39,802 --> 00:34:40,791 But... 564 00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:50,918 So, I'll tell you straight. 565 00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:56,110 You have a talent, incredible! You are talents! 566 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:58,833 And I will not allow any obstacles to our geniuses! 567 00:34:59,320 --> 00:34:59,876 Thank you. 568 00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:04,012 I am responsible for this school, and I think that everyone should obey the rules! 569 00:35:04,039 --> 00:35:06,679 - It's school, not a jungle! - Jungle? 570 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:10,347 By the way, I know a school in Guinea, where a Principal is urgently needed. 571 00:35:11,518 --> 00:35:15,193 Listen to me carefully, because I will tell you this only once. 572 00:35:15,798 --> 00:35:19,427 Give the teachers carte blanche! 573 00:35:37,277 --> 00:35:39,791 While the troops crossed the Berezina 574 00:35:39,916 --> 00:35:43,909 I suddenly realised - it is minus forty, and I don't feel it! 575 00:35:44,356 --> 00:35:46,186 I hadn't even taken my gloves. 576 00:35:47,516 --> 00:35:49,507 Long live the Emperor! 577 00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:05,313 In today's lesson you'll think of exercise, find solution 578 00:36:05,594 --> 00:36:09,427 and checked it by yourself. And be silent. 579 00:36:10,313 --> 00:36:11,713 You have 45 minutes. 580 00:36:12,994 --> 00:36:13,983 Start. 581 00:36:14,434 --> 00:36:16,583 Con- con- con- concentrate! 582 00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:22,748 Are you sleeping, Are you sleeping, brother Jack? 583 00:36:22,873 --> 00:36:23,623 Thank you. 584 00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:25,152 Brother Jack? 585 00:36:25,273 --> 00:36:27,503 Madam, Boulard yanked my tail! 586 00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:29,503 Lie. 587 00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:31,869 What do you... 588 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,668 Problem solved. 589 00:36:37,592 --> 00:36:42,108 What can I say? You would've cut it eventually someday. 590 00:36:51,550 --> 00:36:53,905 - Is it safe? - Sit quietly. 591 00:36:54,269 --> 00:36:56,625 hydrochloric acid affects magnesia 592 00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:58,900 available in chocolate and seafood 593 00:36:59,030 --> 00:37:01,065 and then there is a reaction... 594 00:37:02,829 --> 00:37:03,545 Nectarine? 595 00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:04,981 With hydrogen. 596 00:37:05,789 --> 00:37:06,425 Nectarine? 597 00:37:07,028 --> 00:37:09,782 - Is it safe? - Yes. No. 598 00:37:10,708 --> 00:37:11,585 Yes or no? 599 00:37:11,869 --> 00:37:16,340 Yes, I am sure that no you don't risk. Yes... no... 600 00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:17,538 Yes or no? 601 00:37:17,708 --> 00:37:18,697 Of course, yes, yes, no... 602 00:37:18,827 --> 00:37:20,659 I'm sorry, to interrupt you... 603 00:37:22,068 --> 00:37:23,581 What a huge glove... 604 00:37:29,867 --> 00:37:33,576 I thought it was seafood, but it's more like chocolate. 605 00:37:35,067 --> 00:37:39,981 Yes, exactly, it's chocolate, however, it has a slight taste of shit. 606 00:37:40,826 --> 00:37:42,019 I don't eat shit. 607 00:37:43,746 --> 00:37:44,780 Missed... 608 00:37:46,226 --> 00:37:47,101 Average. 609 00:37:47,585 --> 00:37:49,177 Come on! Well done! 610 00:37:49,666 --> 00:37:51,304 And you forgot to put the cake.... 611 00:37:51,425 --> 00:37:52,063 Thank you. 612 00:37:54,945 --> 00:37:55,855 Damn... 613 00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:58,532 - My leg! - Broken legs, don't give up! 614 00:37:58,664 --> 00:38:01,384 Is it mine? No, you need to take an action! 615 00:38:01,505 --> 00:38:03,972 Along with Beauty decomposition always goes! 616 00:38:04,664 --> 00:38:06,460 Well, do you see? 617 00:38:06,864 --> 00:38:09,661 I told you, your school sucks. This one is the coolest! 618 00:38:10,664 --> 00:38:12,335 I see there is... 619 00:38:12,463 --> 00:38:15,023 Ass! Ass! Naked ass! 620 00:38:15,503 --> 00:38:18,255 Yes, I saw a raw of naked ass. 621 00:38:18,742 --> 00:38:19,300 And?... 622 00:38:20,143 --> 00:38:24,135 Rousseau, nature, philosophy, but no touching is allowed. 623 00:38:24,943 --> 00:38:26,137 No touching... 624 00:38:45,501 --> 00:38:47,456 Don't fuck with me, Boulard. 625 00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:50,574 He is not in the office. Can I call the police? 626 00:38:50,701 --> 00:38:52,496 He never disappeared... 627 00:38:53,980 --> 00:38:56,494 - Nightmare... - They brought it. 628 00:39:02,619 --> 00:39:05,929 Don't do it, the months are harsh, it's not your fault. 629 00:39:06,059 --> 00:39:07,286 Give me your hand. 630 00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:08,773 Look down Miguén. 631 00:39:11,338 --> 00:39:13,056 What is this? 632 00:39:14,617 --> 00:39:19,452 No, no, tomorrow! Come back tomorrow! We don't have places! 633 00:39:20,297 --> 00:39:22,811 Stop! You can't go there! 634 00:39:23,018 --> 00:39:25,485 The school is filled to 120%. 635 00:39:25,898 --> 00:39:28,809 - It can't be true! - It is. 636 00:39:29,177 --> 00:39:30,291 It's all because of them. 637 00:39:31,097 --> 00:39:34,054 Students come here from 30 kilometers. 638 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:37,248 Something happens Miguén. 639 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,650 Something is happening. 640 00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:44,168 Okay, go ahead. 641 00:40:04,853 --> 00:40:05,764 Hush! 642 00:40:09,534 --> 00:40:10,762 Quiet! 643 00:40:33,811 --> 00:40:35,244 - Thank you. - Come on. 644 00:40:35,411 --> 00:40:36,764 - Thank you. - We are very pleased. 645 00:40:36,891 --> 00:40:37,641 Thank you. 646 00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:41,724 For you it's free, miss. Girls go for free. 647 00:40:41,851 --> 00:40:43,045 How cool! 648 00:40:43,170 --> 00:40:46,846 Not free for all girls. Come on. 649 00:40:57,050 --> 00:40:59,280 - When I say ha ha... - Madam, he cheats! 650 00:41:10,208 --> 00:41:11,925 Not any longer. 651 00:41:12,648 --> 00:41:15,036 Con- con- con- concentrate! 652 00:41:22,887 --> 00:41:24,001 Carrot juice... 653 00:41:30,086 --> 00:41:31,440 - Hi. - Thank you. 654 00:41:31,567 --> 00:41:33,762 - Excuse me, sir, you can not. - Why? 655 00:41:33,887 --> 00:41:37,003 It's a stupid questions! Move! 656 00:41:37,246 --> 00:41:39,396 It was like a vision. 657 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:44,523 She was sitting on the bench, not noticing a thing 658 00:41:44,646 --> 00:41:48,081 because the scales blanketed her eyes. 659 00:41:48,284 --> 00:41:52,072 Involuntarily he shrugged, and when was a little further... 660 00:41:56,485 --> 00:41:57,554 There is no place... 661 00:41:58,523 --> 00:42:02,233 Is it so difficult ever be on time? You're sloth! 662 00:42:03,083 --> 00:42:04,311 Sloth. 663 00:42:04,443 --> 00:42:07,753 This word was scratched in a cave long before Christ. 664 00:42:07,884 --> 00:42:09,635 Better say " whacked ". 665 00:42:11,443 --> 00:42:12,000 Boulard. 666 00:42:12,802 --> 00:42:13,952 Go out of the window. 667 00:42:22,601 --> 00:42:26,833 I'm sorry, could you get lost? This is my place. 668 00:42:27,802 --> 00:42:28,518 Thank you. 669 00:42:42,601 --> 00:42:43,157 Hello. 670 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,155 This is Albert! 671 00:43:00,958 --> 00:43:03,427 I need a space for the awards. 672 00:43:03,599 --> 00:43:05,668 - And I'll be having Sedan! - Want Sedan? 673 00:43:05,798 --> 00:43:07,914 Well, I asked, and they agree! 674 00:43:08,039 --> 00:43:09,471 Coming on strike on Monday? 675 00:43:09,597 --> 00:43:12,192 Oh, Paul. We're overloaded with work. 676 00:43:12,318 --> 00:43:13,637 Can I have an autograph for your brother? 677 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:15,429 Write dedication, I'll sign. 678 00:43:15,557 --> 00:43:16,195 Thank you. 679 00:43:16,318 --> 00:43:18,148 - Could you sign on... - No, I... 680 00:43:18,277 --> 00:43:21,427 You broke it by running in my desk. Be kind. 681 00:43:21,556 --> 00:43:22,387 Perisher! 682 00:43:22,516 --> 00:43:26,192 Thank you, now I can make a claim for physical abuse. 683 00:43:26,876 --> 00:43:28,356 I'm kidding! Yet. 684 00:43:28,476 --> 00:43:31,990 I don't understand, Maurice, I did as you said, and it's a disaster! 685 00:43:32,315 --> 00:43:33,112 Strange. 686 00:43:34,115 --> 00:43:36,789 I'm burning as in hell. 687 00:43:36,916 --> 00:43:38,985 Change the coach. Maurice is not the man! 688 00:43:39,115 --> 00:43:43,028 He knows that he knows exactly that he knows nothing at all. 689 00:43:43,155 --> 00:43:44,746 Coming on Monday on strike? 690 00:43:45,074 --> 00:43:45,666 Thank you. 691 00:43:46,514 --> 00:43:47,833 Move! 692 00:43:48,074 --> 00:43:49,713 This teacher is mine! 693 00:43:50,114 --> 00:43:53,072 She needs romance, courtship. 694 00:43:53,394 --> 00:43:55,907 Trust me. She is waiting for her prince. 695 00:43:58,833 --> 00:44:01,586 When I go in the woods, my feet get so swollen... 696 00:44:06,833 --> 00:44:08,744 The galactic shame. 697 00:44:08,873 --> 00:44:10,670 Antoine, come on, everyone looks! 698 00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:13,300 I hereby noble Antoine Poloshon, 699 00:44:13,432 --> 00:44:15,389 invites you to have pizza in a cafe "Vesuvius" 700 00:44:15,512 --> 00:44:18,231 where you will be served a welcome cocktail 701 00:44:19,072 --> 00:44:21,063 and a mysterious box... 702 00:44:21,911 --> 00:44:23,630 with a surprise inside. 703 00:44:23,791 --> 00:44:25,702 Come back! White ass! 704 00:44:25,831 --> 00:44:30,030 Marie, I'll catch the horse and come back! Don't go on the bus! 705 00:44:30,192 --> 00:44:32,500 This one is completely insane. 706 00:44:34,351 --> 00:44:35,829 - What are you waiting? - Nothing. 707 00:44:36,030 --> 00:44:37,304 - Coming then. - Yes. 708 00:44:38,990 --> 00:44:42,869 Mock exam today (10 weeks before the real exam) 709 00:44:43,110 --> 00:44:45,748 Don't queue if you don't have a permit! 710 00:44:45,989 --> 00:44:47,742 They have extreme sports here! 711 00:44:47,869 --> 00:44:50,384 - They have a maniac, too! - How very Gotham... 712 00:44:50,510 --> 00:44:51,943 I even put my shirt on! 713 00:44:52,070 --> 00:44:53,422 We booked a desk! 714 00:44:56,228 --> 00:44:57,628 I'm sorry. All full. 715 00:44:58,708 --> 00:44:59,585 Not fair... 716 00:45:09,148 --> 00:45:10,978 Five plus.... 717 00:45:11,668 --> 00:45:13,659 The job is done, time for a drink! 718 00:45:14,188 --> 00:45:16,099 - Come on! - He's my favorite. 719 00:45:16,387 --> 00:45:18,440 Leave it to me. Bubbles and gas are my strong side. 720 00:45:18,706 --> 00:45:20,617 - Here's the appetizer. - I love chips. 721 00:45:23,427 --> 00:45:24,576 Hold on. 722 00:45:25,146 --> 00:45:27,023 Well, how is it? With Marie? 723 00:45:27,586 --> 00:45:28,702 Waterloo. 724 00:45:28,905 --> 00:45:32,137 If it is less than sixteen, I'll be very upset. 725 00:45:32,266 --> 00:45:33,061 This is normal. 726 00:45:34,585 --> 00:45:35,382 Three. 727 00:45:37,025 --> 00:45:39,255 - Have I heard three? - Three? 728 00:45:39,865 --> 00:45:42,378 Is it possible just to say "three"? 729 00:45:42,545 --> 00:45:43,260 No, no... 730 00:45:43,784 --> 00:45:44,900 He said so. 731 00:45:45,224 --> 00:45:47,215 Three percent passed the exam. 732 00:45:53,543 --> 00:45:57,856 It's... a little. Too little. 733 00:45:59,184 --> 00:46:00,742 Just unbelievable. 734 00:46:07,143 --> 00:46:08,177 Wait for me. 735 00:46:56,018 --> 00:47:00,331 Three percent! This isn't bad, this is a disaster! 736 00:47:00,898 --> 00:47:04,014 Redouble our efforts! Tomorrow I'll get the para-planers! 737 00:47:09,137 --> 00:47:13,813 Accept the obvious. We underestimated the complexity of this school. 738 00:47:13,978 --> 00:47:15,126 Incredible! 739 00:47:15,777 --> 00:47:17,927 When he is drunk, I understand him! 740 00:47:21,336 --> 00:47:23,612 - Are you sure 3%? - Unfortunately, yes. 741 00:47:23,737 --> 00:47:24,965 Couldn’t be a mistake? 742 00:47:25,137 --> 00:47:28,844 I almost believed we would succeed, but I'm sorry, with such teachers... 743 00:47:28,976 --> 00:47:30,489 3% - it's brilliant! 744 00:47:30,615 --> 00:47:33,130 Oh yes, "brilliant", we need to change the plan! 745 00:47:33,255 --> 00:47:35,565 We must find a solution, otherwise the school is closed! 746 00:47:35,695 --> 00:47:38,003 Whatever you do, the school still will be closed. 747 00:47:38,135 --> 00:47:40,932 - I don't understand. - Another 2 months. We will continue. 748 00:47:41,054 --> 00:47:44,934 And if you don't cooperate, next stop is Guinea! 749 00:47:45,054 --> 00:47:46,123 I won't let you! 750 00:47:46,255 --> 00:47:49,088 If the Press finds out about your methods, you and your boss are history! 751 00:47:49,253 --> 00:47:51,788 The person who employed the worst teachers for school 752 00:47:51,813 --> 00:47:54,612 where the best ones failed, deserves this. 753 00:47:54,893 --> 00:47:58,284 If your boss is fired, you'll take his place... 754 00:47:59,054 --> 00:48:00,806 It haven't crossed my mind... 755 00:48:05,012 --> 00:48:07,043 The Deputy Inspector deceived us! 756 00:48:08,132 --> 00:48:09,407 We are incompetent. 757 00:48:09,733 --> 00:48:11,385 We're the worst teachers in France. 758 00:48:11,893 --> 00:48:15,043 We weren't hired to save the school, but to destroy it! 759 00:48:20,811 --> 00:48:22,244 That bastard! 760 00:48:34,210 --> 00:48:38,202 I believe I'm "incompetent" because of my revolutionary methods. 761 00:48:38,329 --> 00:48:40,081 I'm used to. But they are not! 762 00:48:40,969 --> 00:48:42,722 They are not incompetent! 763 00:48:42,929 --> 00:48:45,398 Who said you're incompetent? It's opposite! 764 00:48:45,530 --> 00:48:48,123 Don't lie on us, we know about the plot. 765 00:48:48,248 --> 00:48:50,001 Don't dramatize! 766 00:48:50,128 --> 00:48:54,360 For you this year will be a failure as usual, nothing will change! 767 00:48:54,489 --> 00:48:57,525 Because of us the school will be closed! 768 00:48:58,409 --> 00:49:02,764 Schools are closed regularly, don't you read papers. 769 00:49:02,927 --> 00:49:07,239 The school year is not finished yet. Steering wheel, power? 770 00:49:07,768 --> 00:49:09,201 Take us seriously. 771 00:49:09,608 --> 00:49:11,199 Be strong and don't give up. 772 00:49:11,327 --> 00:49:16,081 But if you see the Good Fairy, ask her for the exam questions. 773 00:49:16,206 --> 00:49:18,641 Now, excuse me but I have to go. Bye. 774 00:49:18,847 --> 00:49:21,235 - Bureaucrat! - Get lost! 775 00:49:21,967 --> 00:49:25,514 Find the questions? Who do you think we are? 776 00:49:26,445 --> 00:49:28,880 Albert, don't you know some criminals? 777 00:49:29,646 --> 00:49:31,079 Antoine, are you kidding? 778 00:49:31,525 --> 00:49:34,403 It's risky. Even if you destroy all the clues... 779 00:49:35,925 --> 00:49:36,994 Although... 780 00:49:38,085 --> 00:49:39,518 An accident... 781 00:49:39,724 --> 00:49:43,141 We're not killing anybody. Just need the questions. 782 00:49:43,204 --> 00:49:47,675 If we steal them from the ministry, the school is saved. Think about it. 783 00:49:48,483 --> 00:49:51,237 Jojo. Jojo - the fryer. 784 00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:56,713 Last year I didn't do well bit now... 785 00:49:57,083 --> 00:49:58,914 - What's your result? - F star. 786 00:49:59,043 --> 00:50:00,920 It was all over before it began. 787 00:50:01,043 --> 00:50:05,400 If I don't graduate, I'll do sushi with my father for life. 788 00:50:05,762 --> 00:50:09,438 - This test was really hard. - Only 3% passed. 789 00:50:10,121 --> 00:50:13,353 This percentage is relative. How many of us did sit the exam? 790 00:50:13,481 --> 00:50:14,311 Nearly a hundred. 791 00:50:14,442 --> 00:50:17,672 What is 3 % of a hundred? Here's how to look at it! 792 00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:19,251 Only 3 students passed. 793 00:50:19,961 --> 00:50:20,996 Sushi... 794 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,992 Stronger, Gladys, Make the police to attack! 795 00:50:28,561 --> 00:50:30,313 Whenever ready, Gladys. 796 00:50:35,039 --> 00:50:36,393 I can't believe it! 797 00:50:36,519 --> 00:50:37,315 So what? 798 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:41,114 Remember Napoleon said: "Motivation is the key to success". 799 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:42,230 So what? 800 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,713 So what, in your place, Glad I would... 801 00:50:47,759 --> 00:50:48,509 Finally Glad! 802 00:50:49,079 --> 00:50:50,367 Berrichon (Fruit), is that you? 803 00:50:51,199 --> 00:50:52,693 What should I say? 804 00:50:53,159 --> 00:50:54,592 Don't say we are here! 805 00:50:54,798 --> 00:50:55,867 We are not here! 806 00:50:55,998 --> 00:50:57,476 What are you doing? Shut up. 807 00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:59,356 Oh, Marie! You are still in school? 808 00:50:59,838 --> 00:51:03,956 Yes, I checked the students' work, so... What are you doing? 809 00:51:05,918 --> 00:51:07,795 - I'm walking! - That's not my voice. 810 00:51:08,157 --> 00:51:10,465 - Sounds very similar. - Really? 811 00:51:10,836 --> 00:51:14,795 I meditate. Sometimes you need to recharge. 812 00:51:14,916 --> 00:51:16,713 This responsibility is big... 813 00:51:16,836 --> 00:51:19,067 Yes, that's true. 814 00:51:19,237 --> 00:51:20,146 Bye for now. 815 00:51:21,195 --> 00:51:22,469 You are not you letting me in? 816 00:51:24,155 --> 00:51:25,190 This is not my house! 817 00:51:26,275 --> 00:51:27,594 - Not my house? - Is this my house? 818 00:51:27,876 --> 00:51:29,195 Great... 819 00:51:29,396 --> 00:51:33,148 I just thought, maybe we could... 820 00:51:34,875 --> 00:51:36,190 You want this too? 821 00:51:37,554 --> 00:51:38,704 Okay, bye. 822 00:51:39,394 --> 00:51:42,943 Better late than never but sooner the better! 823 00:51:43,994 --> 00:51:46,746 - She wants your pants off! - Kind of. 824 00:51:47,034 --> 00:51:48,592 Take off my pants... 825 00:51:50,474 --> 00:51:52,429 Well, since you're finished, can continue? 826 00:51:53,393 --> 00:51:55,429 - Yes. - You. On the pitch. 827 00:51:57,713 --> 00:51:59,271 So we could? 828 00:52:00,273 --> 00:52:02,422 You're covered in blood! I knew that you're hurt! 829 00:52:02,552 --> 00:52:05,213 - I'll have a shower and be as new. - We're going to the hospital. 830 00:52:05,632 --> 00:52:08,304 Come on Monday. So that we could? 831 00:52:08,952 --> 00:52:11,068 Antoine, you're delusional, you need to see a doctor. 832 00:52:11,351 --> 00:52:14,230 No, I can not, I'm not alone... 833 00:52:16,112 --> 00:52:19,103 Okay, then. I don't understand. 834 00:52:20,670 --> 00:52:23,231 Call me, when done with your game. 835 00:52:23,471 --> 00:52:25,666 Okay, I have to go. 836 00:52:26,351 --> 00:52:29,865 So on Monday, we could still go to hospital! 837 00:52:32,309 --> 00:52:33,981 Come on, Glad, again! 838 00:52:35,349 --> 00:52:38,659 Give us red chalk! Give us red chalk! 839 00:52:39,110 --> 00:52:41,623 Give us red chalk! Give us red chalk! 840 00:52:41,989 --> 00:52:43,262 Fuck the police! 841 00:52:45,789 --> 00:52:46,744 Damn it! (in German) 842 00:52:47,349 --> 00:52:48,304 Damn it! (in Spanish) 843 00:52:50,708 --> 00:52:52,585 Where are the seven wonders of the world? 844 00:52:53,188 --> 00:52:54,541 In Paris, all day. 845 00:52:54,668 --> 00:52:58,740 They organized a protest at the ministry because of the red chalk! 846 00:52:58,867 --> 00:53:01,335 What is this nonsense? What's next... 847 00:53:04,068 --> 00:53:06,739 Protest in Paris? 848 00:53:07,146 --> 00:53:09,103 Give us red chalk! 849 00:53:09,306 --> 00:53:11,059 850 00:53:11,266 --> 00:53:12,416 Come on! 851 00:53:25,385 --> 00:53:27,695 Step number two. Serge, the way is clear. 852 00:53:27,826 --> 00:53:29,382 Super! 853 00:53:29,864 --> 00:53:31,014 Wait, Serge! 854 00:53:31,664 --> 00:53:33,302 Good luck! Come on! 855 00:53:37,425 --> 00:53:39,255 Good luck, good luck to you! 856 00:53:47,304 --> 00:53:48,737 857 00:54:10,822 --> 00:54:12,858 Plan of the Ministry! 858 00:54:22,701 --> 00:54:24,179 Step three! Amine! 859 00:54:32,099 --> 00:54:33,931 - Hello, Miss. - Hi. 860 00:54:34,059 --> 00:54:37,699 I'm looking for a place, I don't the name, but it seems that it is... 861 00:54:38,219 --> 00:54:39,971 What will do? One guard didn't show! 862 00:54:40,099 --> 00:54:42,293 - Maybe he's gay? - Or dead! 863 00:54:42,418 --> 00:54:44,568 I'll show you. And then I suggest that ... 864 00:54:44,699 --> 00:54:45,210 Wait! 865 00:54:45,338 --> 00:54:46,054 That's it! 866 00:54:46,179 --> 00:54:48,773 It must be on this street... 867 00:54:56,378 --> 00:54:59,733 They want to steal the questions for the exam! 868 00:55:04,137 --> 00:55:05,889 To steal the questions for the exam? 869 00:55:06,217 --> 00:55:07,536 Yes, I know, it's madness! 870 00:55:07,657 --> 00:55:08,851 Yes, madness... 871 00:55:09,257 --> 00:55:12,215 I even found a receipt! They bought masks! 872 00:55:12,376 --> 00:55:13,492 Steal the questions.... 873 00:55:13,777 --> 00:55:16,449 - Or maybe they'll go skiing? - Super. 874 00:55:16,936 --> 00:55:17,686 Excuse me? 875 00:55:20,056 --> 00:55:22,172 I don't, no, no... 876 00:55:23,576 --> 00:55:25,134 I can't believe it. 877 00:55:25,255 --> 00:55:26,608 I wanted to warn you. 878 00:55:26,735 --> 00:55:27,929 I'm sick. 879 00:55:28,054 --> 00:55:29,534 All right, I'm calling the police. 880 00:55:39,213 --> 00:55:41,204 Come on, there's nobody here. 881 00:55:41,733 --> 00:55:43,052 Step four - it's you Maurice. 882 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:45,813 - All as agreed? - Just say "hello". 883 00:55:47,014 --> 00:55:48,128 Masks. 884 00:56:03,052 --> 00:56:03,847 Sir? 885 00:56:05,211 --> 00:56:06,530 Yes, you. 886 00:56:06,972 --> 00:56:07,927 Hello. 887 00:56:08,211 --> 00:56:09,041 Yes? 888 00:56:09,331 --> 00:56:10,367 Hello. 889 00:56:12,811 --> 00:56:15,563 Who are you? Where would you like to go? 890 00:56:16,251 --> 00:56:19,170 Who am I, where am I going? This is a complex question. 891 00:56:19,490 --> 00:56:22,599 And how will I know where to go, if I don't know where I intended to go? 892 00:56:24,050 --> 00:56:25,005 Excuse me? 893 00:56:25,489 --> 00:56:28,885 Up Boulard, go, it's 4pm, the lesson has started! 894 00:56:29,289 --> 00:56:32,282 - Thank you, sir Miguén, mindful as usual. - You bet! Out! 895 00:56:36,849 --> 00:56:39,079 Where is my mobile? 896 00:56:42,869 --> 00:56:44,659 Boulard, open the door! 897 00:56:46,028 --> 00:56:47,507 Open the door immediately! 898 00:56:51,248 --> 00:56:55,206 Boulard! You accidentally locked the door! 899 00:56:59,567 --> 00:57:02,639 Sometimes you need to close eyes to see clearly. 900 00:57:02,967 --> 00:57:04,639 Do you understand? Try it. 901 00:57:05,246 --> 00:57:06,726 But I'm at work. 902 00:57:06,967 --> 00:57:09,639 Try, you'll thank me later. 903 00:57:09,967 --> 00:57:14,914 See, I close my eyes and see, I see thousands of lakes, forest, 904 00:57:15,045 --> 00:57:20,119 wolves, bears and many Labradors. 905 00:57:20,606 --> 00:57:21,958 What do you see? 906 00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:26,119 - I see the sea... - Sea, yeah, yeah... 907 00:57:26,284 --> 00:57:27,239 And my mum. 908 00:57:27,764 --> 00:57:30,324 - Really? More? - More ships. 909 00:57:31,405 --> 00:57:33,760 Gulls, how cool! 910 00:57:35,364 --> 00:57:37,275 - Oh, shrimp! - Shrimp? 911 00:57:37,403 --> 00:57:40,202 Yes, small shrimp runs along the sand. 912 00:57:41,244 --> 00:57:42,472 Ops, ran away. 913 00:57:59,001 --> 00:58:02,277 Nine hours locked 914 00:58:07,961 --> 00:58:09,393 Jojo - the fryer was right. 915 00:58:09,561 --> 00:58:11,552 No doubt. True professional. 916 00:58:11,681 --> 00:58:13,239 - Step number six. - Freeze! 917 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,391 There are motion detectors. 918 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:18,188 Beware! 919 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,148 Where's the light switch? 920 00:58:22,599 --> 00:58:24,556 Albert, not now! 921 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:29,670 Ok, slowly. 922 00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:32,376 Piece of cake! 923 00:58:35,918 --> 00:58:36,873 Mum... 924 00:58:37,599 --> 00:58:38,827 Here's the light. 925 00:58:40,478 --> 00:58:41,547 Sorry. 926 00:58:42,958 --> 00:58:46,188 - Step number six. - Seven! Six - motion detectors! 927 00:58:46,318 --> 00:58:48,070 Yes, but there was a light. 928 00:58:48,197 --> 00:58:49,630 This stage was important for me! 929 00:58:49,757 --> 00:58:52,909 Step number six is breaking the safe! Here it is written! 930 00:58:53,318 --> 00:58:56,831 This can blow up the whole pot. 931 00:59:00,456 --> 00:59:03,887 Well, we steal the questions, aren't they going to change them? 932 00:59:03,916 --> 00:59:05,144 We won't take them. 933 00:59:06,556 --> 00:59:07,467 Is it yours? 934 00:59:11,195 --> 00:59:15,347 And when they see that the safe was blown, aren't they going to change the questions? 935 00:59:16,876 --> 00:59:18,467 - Plug your ears! - No, no! 936 00:59:24,675 --> 00:59:25,425 I don't understand... 937 00:59:25,554 --> 00:59:27,226 I understand, it is easier to blow up in schools! 938 00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:31,552 Bravo, great, bravo! What a stupid plan! 939 00:59:31,673 --> 00:59:33,027 Cuckoo, guys! 940 00:59:34,434 --> 00:59:36,025 Why are you here? This is not according to plan! 941 00:59:36,153 --> 00:59:39,112 I found a shop, all for 50 cents. 942 00:59:39,233 --> 00:59:40,713 I bought 15 Eiffel Towers! 943 00:59:41,554 --> 00:59:43,429 - A real bargain! - Excellent! 944 00:59:43,552 --> 00:59:47,228 And we need to know the code! How to crack a six-digit code? 945 00:59:47,393 --> 00:59:50,065 Six digits? Ten on the power of six? 946 00:59:50,193 --> 00:59:51,831 There are a million options, too much. 947 00:59:52,393 --> 00:59:57,226 Unless the code is chosen by human, not a machine. 948 00:59:57,472 --> 00:59:58,905 Let's make an equation. 949 01:00:00,791 --> 01:00:05,581 Knowing that 7 is selected in 64 percent of cases... 950 01:00:09,990 --> 01:00:11,184 Is this Egyptian? 951 01:00:11,791 --> 01:00:15,989 That's it! 7-3-2-9-8-7! 952 01:00:16,231 --> 01:00:16,788 Albert! 953 01:00:22,230 --> 01:00:23,742 Not working! Blowing! 954 01:00:24,030 --> 01:00:27,385 Impossible! This is the logic of Lapunov's formula! 955 01:00:27,710 --> 01:00:28,300 Bravo! 956 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:31,900 Steve Jobs done it well, I love it! 957 01:00:32,108 --> 01:00:35,943 Here's the Minister, wife, daughter, Labrador, the inauguration... 958 01:00:36,068 --> 01:00:40,858 If you're the Minister of Education, what code would you choose? 959 01:00:41,028 --> 01:00:43,143 14/03/1879. Albert Einstein birthday! 960 01:00:43,268 --> 01:00:46,021 09/12/1774. Napoleon got measles! 961 01:00:46,188 --> 01:00:48,748 03/06/1991. Film "Double Impact" with Van Dam! 962 01:00:48,947 --> 01:00:52,496 No, no, no, no, the date of inauguration! 963 01:00:53,867 --> 01:00:55,300 15-06-2012. 964 01:00:55,507 --> 01:00:57,498 These are his favorite figures. 965 01:00:57,626 --> 01:00:59,139 This depends whether he is pleased... 966 01:00:59,266 --> 01:01:00,222 Albert, come on! 967 01:01:13,865 --> 01:01:16,902 62 hours locked 968 01:01:32,344 --> 01:01:33,856 It was Boulard! 969 01:01:34,864 --> 01:01:35,932 You are on duty, Mr. Miguén? 970 01:01:36,063 --> 01:01:39,135 - Boulard is killer, he locked me! - No, you're wrong. 971 01:01:39,264 --> 01:01:40,981 Terrorist! Taliban! 972 01:01:41,103 --> 01:01:42,251 Boulard is slacker 973 01:01:42,382 --> 01:01:45,375 but I can't expel him because he didn't open a door for you! 974 01:01:46,063 --> 01:01:49,099 I will write to the Minister! He will be expelled! 975 01:01:53,981 --> 01:01:55,414 Now what? 976 01:01:55,541 --> 01:01:57,657 Maybe they prepared performance? 977 01:02:01,621 --> 01:02:02,452 Mock exam. 978 01:02:03,021 --> 01:02:04,056 Mock? 979 01:02:04,621 --> 01:02:06,338 Mock exam, to be prepared. 980 01:02:08,021 --> 01:02:11,615 It's open mock. You can take textbooks, notebooks. 981 01:02:12,260 --> 01:02:13,215 It's cool. 982 01:02:13,380 --> 01:02:15,940 This training, type of training. 983 01:02:16,059 --> 01:02:18,175 But take it seriously. 984 01:02:18,340 --> 01:02:20,251 Just in case. 985 01:02:20,940 --> 01:02:23,454 Some questions may turn to 986 01:02:24,179 --> 01:02:27,728 to be the same as on the exam? 987 01:02:29,619 --> 01:02:30,528 Yes! 988 01:02:31,579 --> 01:02:33,012 You never know... 989 01:02:35,259 --> 01:02:37,516 Don't waste time! Places! 990 01:02:37,797 --> 01:02:38,297 Posture! 991 01:02:47,938 --> 01:02:49,211 Thanks Boudin. 992 01:02:49,978 --> 01:02:52,206 "Thanks", but I didn't give it to you. 993 01:02:52,336 --> 01:02:55,329 You took it, although you had no right. 994 01:02:56,416 --> 01:03:00,170 You shouldn't threaten someone not knowing what he is capable of. 995 01:03:04,416 --> 01:03:06,646 You have two hours. 996 01:03:06,856 --> 01:03:08,289 You have two hours. 997 01:03:09,416 --> 01:03:11,054 - Time! - Time! 998 01:03:18,135 --> 01:03:19,411 What kind of nonsense is this? 999 01:03:24,614 --> 01:03:26,809 - Boulard! - Silence! 1000 01:03:33,293 --> 01:03:34,123 Look! 1001 01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:42,882 I don't understand. 1002 01:03:50,251 --> 01:03:54,210 They did it! God, I knew it. 1003 01:03:56,371 --> 01:03:59,045 What do you know? What did they do? 1004 01:04:10,771 --> 01:04:14,364 Hey, what's the hurry? You have one hour and forty five min. more! 1005 01:04:14,489 --> 01:04:15,922 I finished, sir. 1006 01:04:28,768 --> 01:04:30,248 - Funny. - What is funny? 1007 01:04:30,409 --> 01:04:33,400 - Brad. - But... hey, Nectarine? 1008 01:04:33,849 --> 01:04:35,998 Why did you give us questions for year 9? 1009 01:04:36,128 --> 01:04:38,039 We're grown-ups! This is humiliation! 1010 01:04:38,168 --> 01:04:41,762 No, if this is for the year 9... What the... 1011 01:04:50,487 --> 01:04:51,840 They're all losers! 1012 01:04:51,967 --> 01:04:53,320 Why questions for the ninth? 1013 01:04:53,347 --> 01:04:54,561 Because they're good for nothing! 1014 01:04:54,686 --> 01:04:57,155 Good for nothing, right! Do you understand the pun? 1015 01:04:57,806 --> 01:04:58,443 No. 1016 01:04:58,567 --> 01:05:00,443 They even stole the wrong questions. 1017 01:05:00,565 --> 01:05:03,079 - Superiors could not! - Anyone can make a mistake. 1018 01:05:03,206 --> 01:05:06,003 Silence, please people work here! 1019 01:05:06,306 --> 01:05:08,119 On their ground - their rules. 1020 01:05:08,246 --> 01:05:11,362 Their ground! I can easily report them! 1021 01:05:11,485 --> 01:05:12,679 That's not right, Nectarine. 1022 01:05:12,804 --> 01:05:14,284 They risked themselves for us. 1023 01:05:14,405 --> 01:05:18,762 They need to give us knowledge, so we won't be the France's notorious looser! 1024 01:05:19,085 --> 01:05:22,077 I'm sorry for you Nectarine, you have a calculator instead of a heart! 1025 01:05:22,483 --> 01:05:23,518 This is my calculator! 1026 01:05:24,083 --> 01:05:25,994 And I have my calculator, okay? 1027 01:05:26,244 --> 01:05:27,518 What is your say? 1028 01:05:27,643 --> 01:05:30,396 Judge all, preach all, you graduate! 1029 01:05:30,523 --> 01:05:34,277 - Here people work! - Excuse me, here people say, thank you. 1030 01:05:34,443 --> 01:05:38,277 True, I stay in the same class for years and I don't pass the exams. 1031 01:05:38,443 --> 01:05:41,596 But so I had the chance to meet these unconventional teachers. 1032 01:05:42,163 --> 01:05:44,393 Yes, you're right, they did not teach you. 1033 01:05:45,601 --> 01:05:46,431 On the contrary! 1034 01:05:47,521 --> 01:05:50,719 For first time I come early in the morning and listen to all lessons. 1035 01:05:50,842 --> 01:05:53,402 First time since year 1! 1036 01:05:53,422 --> 01:05:55,173 Can't you understand? We have work to... 1037 01:05:55,402 --> 01:05:57,233 No one works here, it's "Jules Ferry"! 1038 01:05:59,081 --> 01:05:59,751 Well said! 1039 01:06:00,121 --> 01:06:03,112 They taught a lesson which is more important than any curriculum! 1040 01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,855 They didn’t lose faith, didn't give up, and for whom? 1041 01:06:07,121 --> 01:06:08,394 For whom, Nectarine? 1042 01:06:10,139 --> 01:06:12,753 For us. They did it for us. 1043 01:06:21,039 --> 01:06:24,713 I don't know what it is, glands ache here and here. 1044 01:06:25,278 --> 01:06:26,916 Swollen, but so what? 1045 01:06:27,559 --> 01:06:30,471 It happens, work, this will self-heal. 1046 01:06:34,557 --> 01:06:35,876 Let me guess, Poloshon, 1047 01:06:35,998 --> 01:06:39,228 you also have tonsillitis and you also need sick leave? 1048 01:06:48,237 --> 01:06:50,592 I hope you are aware of the consequences? 1049 01:06:52,996 --> 01:06:54,793 You can not be a teacher anymore. 1050 01:06:56,795 --> 01:06:58,228 I'm not a teacher. 1051 01:07:31,353 --> 01:07:34,583 I knew you are fibber. And a big stump. 1052 01:07:35,393 --> 01:07:38,032 I heard also you're a liar and a crook. 1053 01:07:40,992 --> 01:07:43,710 But I thought you are brave. 1054 01:07:45,552 --> 01:07:48,942 Even in your defeats you are charming. 1055 01:07:49,751 --> 01:07:51,264 I didn't think you are a coward. 1056 01:07:52,992 --> 01:07:55,346 Leaving just two weeks before the exam. 1057 01:07:58,990 --> 01:08:01,380 My Roboshon would never go away. 1058 01:08:02,110 --> 01:08:03,862 But maybe I'm wrong... 1059 01:09:04,345 --> 01:09:06,336 Okay, so all is lost! 1060 01:09:07,545 --> 01:09:08,898 You won't pass the exam! 1061 01:09:10,904 --> 01:09:13,260 You won't take a chance and fly! 1062 01:09:14,625 --> 01:09:17,296 The word "impossible" is not French! 1063 01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:23,612 Think of yourself as loosers - yes, you are. 1064 01:09:25,503 --> 01:09:26,983 But so am I. 1065 01:09:29,222 --> 01:09:30,814 We are a team of loosers. 1066 01:09:32,023 --> 01:09:34,582 But we're a team! 1067 01:09:35,222 --> 01:09:38,693 The guard dies, but never give up! 1068 01:09:40,822 --> 01:09:43,939 My students, my children, 1069 01:09:44,782 --> 01:09:46,340 unite our weakness! 1070 01:09:47,221 --> 01:09:48,574 Uniting! 1071 01:09:50,341 --> 01:09:52,570 And you, colleagues... 1072 01:09:53,100 --> 01:09:55,376 You all - my friends! 1073 01:09:56,661 --> 01:09:59,095 You gave me strength. 1074 01:10:00,381 --> 01:10:01,939 Don't leave me! 1075 01:10:03,020 --> 01:10:04,009 Not now! 1076 01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:08,889 From the height of the building 1077 01:10:09,020 --> 01:10:11,170 I look at 40 weeks behind us. 1078 01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:13,136 Ahead are only two! 1079 01:10:13,260 --> 01:10:18,207 Two. To erect in the middle of the yard the obelisk of our victory! 1080 01:10:24,859 --> 01:10:26,927 I'm back, I'll pass the test. 1081 01:10:28,978 --> 01:10:30,569 Yes! Hand over the exam! 1082 01:10:33,417 --> 01:10:35,090 You pass the exam! 1083 01:10:35,457 --> 01:10:37,130 You pass the exam! 1084 01:10:39,417 --> 01:10:40,532 Where are they? 1085 01:10:41,056 --> 01:10:42,854 And don't forget to flush! 1086 01:11:05,654 --> 01:11:06,882 53622! 1087 01:11:07,015 --> 01:11:09,131 Exactly! Now find the integral. 1088 01:11:09,255 --> 01:11:13,725 Use the rule of three. And look, make no mistake in the sign. 1089 01:11:13,854 --> 01:11:16,890 Mr. Nerds... Mr. Kutir, we need to talk. 1090 01:11:17,014 --> 01:11:18,652 Let's drink some coffee in July. 1091 01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:21,528 End of Napoleon's sleep! 1092 01:11:21,654 --> 01:11:24,122 Bandages for the French lesson! 1093 01:11:26,132 --> 01:11:27,485 Hurry! Hurry! 1094 01:11:28,212 --> 01:11:33,970 So, I read a poem, and you select the key idea. 1095 01:11:34,613 --> 01:11:37,649 You'll have the bandage off, when I wear a coat. 1096 01:11:40,332 --> 01:11:43,051 Take your helmets! Who forgot the helmet? 1097 01:11:43,212 --> 01:11:47,728 She always gives my sister .... she wants. 1098 01:11:48,690 --> 01:11:50,363 I'm sorry! Fix your helmet. 1099 01:11:50,530 --> 01:11:52,600 - Shawarma? - Yes, exactly! 1100 01:11:53,850 --> 01:11:57,685 Each one of us becomes stronger and knows himself, 1101 01:11:57,810 --> 01:11:59,961 colliding with other people. 1102 01:12:00,449 --> 01:12:01,802 He drinks. 1103 01:12:02,329 --> 01:12:03,364 I understand everything! 1104 01:12:07,130 --> 01:12:08,323 Elixir! 1105 01:12:10,409 --> 01:12:12,319 - Elixir? - It is against stupidity! 1106 01:12:12,448 --> 01:12:12,961 Elixir!! 1107 01:12:15,769 --> 01:12:16,884 He drugs them? 1108 01:12:17,009 --> 01:12:18,600 Nothing illegal. 1109 01:12:18,729 --> 01:12:22,243 Caffeine, ginger, vitamins A, B, C, D, F, and G,H 1110 01:12:22,368 --> 01:12:24,484 plus 9 Colombian herbs. 1111 01:12:24,608 --> 01:12:26,724 - Elixir... - We all have our secrets. 1112 01:12:26,887 --> 01:12:27,797 More clever! 1113 01:12:39,487 --> 01:12:42,684 Dust in eyes. I don't believe at all in your success. 1114 01:12:42,806 --> 01:12:47,197 And do you know why? Can't drift from three to fifty just by chance! 1115 01:12:47,365 --> 01:12:49,162 Week ahead, who knows? 1116 01:12:49,326 --> 01:12:51,680 Students are lazy, worst teacher! 1117 01:12:51,706 --> 01:12:56,496 I hope, you're not afraid of insects. In Guinea, mosquitoes are the size of a pigeon. 1118 01:12:56,506 --> 01:12:58,418 Isn't the product of two negatives a positive one? 1119 01:12:58,445 --> 01:13:01,161 Correct. But negative plus negative - is still negative. 1120 01:13:07,404 --> 01:13:08,154 Bagger off. 1121 01:13:08,484 --> 01:13:11,520 The Exams. High School "Anatole" France 1122 01:13:12,804 --> 01:13:14,078 So as you can... 1123 01:13:14,644 --> 01:13:17,953 Wash 30 degrees, 30... 1124 01:13:18,444 --> 01:13:20,435 Do what a cutie... 1125 01:13:21,804 --> 01:13:23,395 - Workaholic... - Sir? 1126 01:13:24,283 --> 01:13:25,716 Hey, little lamb! 1127 01:13:27,042 --> 01:13:29,398 Exam started 5 minutes ago. 1128 01:13:29,523 --> 01:13:32,320 - We did what we could. - Keep my fingers crossed. 1129 01:13:32,882 --> 01:13:36,078 Three - two in favor of Canada, it's a double for Canada. 1130 01:13:36,202 --> 01:13:39,796 Then come Saturday. Wait, wait, I'll write it down. 1131 01:13:40,042 --> 01:13:45,479 I'm sorry, old man. 0-6-2-3-9-4. 1132 01:13:46,161 --> 01:13:49,073 So, everything is ready, super! 1133 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:51,518 We've all surpassed ourselves. 1134 01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:54,631 And all thanks to you, Poloshon. 1135 01:13:57,079 --> 01:13:59,992 - What was that? - She kissed. 1136 01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:01,275 And he's still alive? 1137 01:14:01,399 --> 01:14:03,310 Much alive. But what is life? 1138 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:06,000 It kind of to die and still exist and... 1139 01:14:06,119 --> 01:14:07,189 Enough, Maurice. 1140 01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:14,635 Arise, children of our Nation, The day of glory has arrived!.... 1141 01:14:37,476 --> 01:14:39,432 49 percent. 1142 01:14:42,957 --> 01:14:44,469 Only one percent... 1143 01:14:48,315 --> 01:14:50,226 Ministry of Education 1144 01:14:56,475 --> 01:14:58,146 Are you all right? 1145 01:14:58,755 --> 01:15:01,064 I'm all wonderful, but you... 1146 01:15:01,234 --> 01:15:04,829 "Jules Ferry" did not passed the bar at 50 percent. 1147 01:15:06,154 --> 01:15:07,064 What? 1148 01:15:10,113 --> 01:15:12,752 You said they have successfully passed the test? 1149 01:15:13,274 --> 01:15:14,547 A game... 1150 01:15:14,753 --> 01:15:17,426 Mister Principal there's a letter. 1151 01:15:17,594 --> 01:15:20,470 That haven't happened since the 86th great result! 1152 01:15:20,592 --> 01:15:22,345 The letter for closure. 1153 01:15:23,153 --> 01:15:26,622 Your idea was stupid, how could I listen to you? 1154 01:15:26,953 --> 01:15:28,180 My? 1155 01:15:28,912 --> 01:15:30,663 Yes, yes, your idea! 1156 01:15:30,792 --> 01:15:33,465 Was that my idea for the worst teachers? 1157 01:15:34,192 --> 01:15:37,547 Yes! Officially, it's you! 1158 01:15:37,671 --> 01:15:41,585 I don't crave fame, I've always said that idea is yours. 1159 01:15:41,712 --> 01:15:43,429 Strange idea, but... 1160 01:15:52,751 --> 01:15:53,739 Shame on you, Napoleon! 1161 01:15:53,871 --> 01:15:55,427 - Where Boulard? - How did you... 1162 01:15:56,470 --> 01:15:57,663 Hey, Boulard! 1163 01:15:58,430 --> 01:15:59,578 Boulard! 1164 01:16:00,869 --> 01:16:02,302 Where's Boulard? Boulard! 1165 01:16:03,069 --> 01:16:04,502 All come here! 1166 01:16:07,349 --> 01:16:07,905 All come here! 1167 01:16:10,469 --> 01:16:11,185 Here, Boulard. 1168 01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:13,579 - Good for you, Boulard! - Me? 1169 01:16:13,708 --> 01:16:16,826 You once again failed the final exam. 1170 01:16:17,349 --> 01:16:19,259 - I'm sorry. - Bravo, my son! 1171 01:16:19,387 --> 01:16:22,140 You didn't pass the exam, and wherein 1172 01:16:22,268 --> 01:16:25,100 came under strict Ministry hand! 1173 01:16:25,228 --> 01:16:25,864 I did it!.. 1174 01:16:26,028 --> 01:16:29,814 Here is the letter. You're expelled as lagging behind! 1175 01:16:30,186 --> 01:16:31,744 And for bad behavior! 1176 01:16:32,827 --> 01:16:34,578 You are expelled from the school! 1177 01:16:34,987 --> 01:16:39,219 Thanks to you, Boulard, the final result of the school "Jules Ferry" 1178 01:16:40,707 --> 01:16:42,185 is 50 percent! 1179 01:16:42,666 --> 01:16:43,381 I don't understand... 1180 01:16:44,746 --> 01:16:46,099 Fifty percent! 1181 01:16:56,864 --> 01:16:59,140 Wow! That's good! 1182 01:16:59,305 --> 01:17:01,454 Boulard! Boulard! Boulard! 1183 01:17:11,984 --> 01:17:13,780 Hats off. 1184 01:17:14,663 --> 01:17:16,539 It seems that you are to be congratulated. 1185 01:17:16,703 --> 01:17:18,738 By the way, a short haircut suits you. 1186 01:17:18,863 --> 01:17:21,331 If you're hitting on me, you're long from passed. 1187 01:17:21,462 --> 01:17:23,613 I like it, you've changed. 1188 01:17:24,983 --> 01:17:28,577 Well, I'm waiting for the chemistry. Maybe it'll turn into physics? 1189 01:17:33,542 --> 01:17:34,099 Don't understand... 1190 01:17:37,221 --> 01:17:39,609 Through hard work and self-sacrificing 1191 01:17:39,740 --> 01:17:42,460 This team reached the highest results 1192 01:17:42,581 --> 01:17:45,140 this school has ever achieved in the history of France. 1193 01:17:45,301 --> 01:17:47,655 Here is a happy man. Well, sir? 1194 01:17:47,780 --> 01:17:50,215 Miguén, I'm in charge of studies. 1195 01:17:50,341 --> 01:17:51,658 Our nightmare! 1196 01:17:52,060 --> 01:17:53,731 How can you explain this miracle? 1197 01:17:53,859 --> 01:17:57,773 At first glance, we should be grateful to the fantastic Seven. 1198 01:17:57,899 --> 01:18:01,972 But if I had not demanded to expel Mr. Boulard, nothing would have happened. 1199 01:18:02,140 --> 01:18:03,572 Thank you, Mr. Miguén. 1200 01:18:03,698 --> 01:18:06,895 As you can see, I am surrounded by crowd of happy students. 1201 01:18:07,019 --> 01:18:09,692 What will say to your teachers? 1202 01:18:09,899 --> 01:18:11,729 Poloshon - the best of the best! 1203 01:18:11,939 --> 01:18:14,009 Amine reply to my message! 1204 01:18:14,139 --> 01:18:15,457 What are your plans? 1205 01:18:15,898 --> 01:18:20,050 I'll stay at school, these teachers are awesome! 1206 01:18:20,337 --> 01:18:23,011 - And you? - We'll study hard, I swear! 1207 01:18:23,978 --> 01:18:26,014 For these good results 1208 01:18:26,976 --> 01:18:30,367 you are heroes among heroes 1209 01:18:30,537 --> 01:18:32,845 you're brave among the brave, and therefore 1210 01:18:33,896 --> 01:18:36,171 deserve a special prize... 1211 01:18:37,457 --> 01:18:38,729 47 euros. 1212 01:18:39,935 --> 01:18:41,130 Prize. 1213 01:18:41,815 --> 01:18:45,854 But most importantly - you can choose your next school 1214 01:18:46,136 --> 01:18:50,207 somewhere at sun, or close to the sea, wherever you want. 1215 01:18:53,295 --> 01:18:56,172 Thanks, but no, it is unacceptable. 1216 01:18:56,574 --> 01:18:59,213 This success can be consider as defeat 1217 01:18:59,335 --> 01:19:02,564 I can not accept an award for defeat, I can not. 1218 01:19:03,134 --> 01:19:04,646 - Here. - I don't understand. 1219 01:19:04,774 --> 01:19:07,925 He wanted to say that he doesn't need your cheque and contributions. 1220 01:19:08,054 --> 01:19:09,328 - Puzzled. - Why? 1221 01:19:09,453 --> 01:19:10,773 Too many students didn't pass. 1222 01:19:11,694 --> 01:19:14,570 Don't forget who saved the day - Boulard. 1223 01:19:14,693 --> 01:19:17,047 Thank you sir, but we want to stay in "Jules Ferry". 1224 01:19:18,972 --> 01:19:20,485 We have to go to work. 1225 01:19:20,693 --> 01:19:22,046 I'm sorry, too late. 1226 01:19:22,172 --> 01:19:25,641 Let me introduce my new deputy, Marcel. 1227 01:19:25,771 --> 01:19:26,521 Jacquard? 1228 01:19:30,851 --> 01:19:31,601 Amine? 1229 01:19:32,811 --> 01:19:33,688 Marceline! 1230 01:19:40,650 --> 01:19:42,323 Don't say this was the same guy... 1231 01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:45,243 They kiss with tongue. 1232 01:19:49,569 --> 01:19:51,685 By the way, where's our Mr. Huston? 1233 01:19:59,729 --> 01:20:00,797 God, what is this? 1234 01:20:19,528 --> 01:20:20,596 Take it slowly. 1235 01:20:21,728 --> 01:20:23,524 You're weird, Antoine Poloshon. 1236 01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:27,960 Well, are you ready? 1237 01:20:28,487 --> 01:20:29,442 Sorry, I... 1238 01:20:38,725 --> 01:20:41,524 The one who taught me a lot... my dad. 1239 01:20:44,605 --> 01:20:47,721 camera: Régis Blondeau 1240 01:20:47,925 --> 01:20:48,640 Stop! 1241 01:20:48,805 --> 01:20:50,363 I'm tired of hours of study, 1242 01:20:50,484 --> 01:20:52,042 When I pull my pants 1243 01:20:52,404 --> 01:20:55,953 This year the exam is big I don't understand this school. 1244 01:20:56,085 --> 01:20:59,234 Tired of being an outcast, Get prodding from the teacher, 1245 01:20:59,684 --> 01:21:03,313 Can expel me hundred times, I swear I still have exam offered. 1246 01:21:18,203 --> 01:21:21,796 I have to graduate, I promised my mother, 1247 01:21:21,921 --> 01:21:25,198 And soon get to college, These bums bored me to death. 1248 01:21:25,322 --> 01:21:26,880 I'm back I'll pass the rest. 1249 01:21:27,042 --> 01:21:28,634 I will not hang out in the hammock! 1250 01:21:28,801 --> 01:21:29,597 Get ready.... 1251 01:21:29,721 --> 01:21:30,597 By performance. 1252 01:21:30,721 --> 01:21:32,439 I will have a heart attack! 1253 01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:51,755 That's it! 1254 01:21:56,001 --> 01:22:11,171 Improved English subtitles L.Dobrev based on random English, Ukrainian and Bulgarian translations 91002

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