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I was about to ask you out.
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I ran it by Robert, and
he's totally cool with it.
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Did he sign the permission slip?
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I was thinking I could bring
dinner over tomorrow night.
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Why the hell would you wanna do that?
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I would like you to meet Henry.
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- ROBERT: Meet the new man?
- FRANCES: Mm-hmm.
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Yeah... yeah!
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I'm Taylor's grandfather.
The shoplifter.
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Hostile grandpa.
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TAYLOR'S GRANDPA:
You straightened me out.
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I feel like I owe you a dinner.
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Henry, this guy, Jeremy,
asks my permission
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to ask Frances out on a date.
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I hate the idea of Frances
going on a date with Jeremy.
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And I'm not even married to her anymore.
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No, I want Frances to
do whatever she likes.
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You know what? I'm gonna choose
to believe you don't mean that.
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I don't understand.
How did you leave it?
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Oh, who knows? But apparently,
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I'm at liberty to do whatever I want.
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♪ ♪
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DIANE: I mean, I still say you
should take him at his word.
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He said you could do whatever you want,
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so proceed.
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Open lane.
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- Whip it out.
- Oh, God,
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please stop. It's a high
school basketball trip.
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Nobody's whippin' anything out.
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- Can you pop the trunk?
- All right.
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I mean, it's not like you're
jumping into some wild orgy
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in a weird apartment on 12th Avenue.
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It's called "seeing other people."
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(GROANING) Stop.
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All right, I guess I'm just having
more fun with this than you are.
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I guess you are.
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Okay, and that, my friend,
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is the trifle in question.
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Twelve o'clock. Roman profile.
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Tartan scarf.
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- That's Jeremy?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yep, yep, yep, yep.
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Oh, I beg of you, please
fuck him for all of us.
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Oh, God.
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♪ ♪
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Goddammit. I can't find my phone.
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Can you call it?
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(PHONE RINGING)
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There's that little prick.
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(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
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ROBERT (ON PHONE):
Officially losing my shit.
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It was in the medicine cabinet.
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JACKIE (ON PHONE): Well, you
have a lot on your mind.
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A lot of distractions.
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Well, it is a big weekend.
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- You know, stressful.
- At least Frances will be there.
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(SIGHING): That's fun. A little bonus.
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Like, I don't really care
one way or the other.
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She's just a chaperone.
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Well, hopefully you guys will
get to hang out a little bit.
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(ROBERT SIGHS)
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Jackie.
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You really gotta stop with this stuff.
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Come on.
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I don't have feelings like
that for her anymore, okay?
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(PHONE BEEPING)
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- GIRL 1: Lila, over here!
- GIRL 2: Hey, Lila.
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Oh, oh. Hey, hey, hey. Hi.
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I, um, got your Kind bars, saline spray.
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Oh, and don't forget you've
gotta check in with me.
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- Remember...
- Mom, shhh, you're embarrassing me.
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Lila, it's a... it's a food hand-off.
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It's not like I'm doing "the
robot" in the parking lot.
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But I could.
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- Mom?
- What?
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I just wanna be with my
friends this weekend.
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Don't feel bad,
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just try not to talk to me,
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joke around, or be anywhere near me.
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The entire time?
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Mom, yes, oh, my God!
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All right.
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You're so strict!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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(GIRLS CHATTERING)
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♪ ♪
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Okay.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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My uncle's teaching me the banjo.
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Oh, really?
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My mom hates banjos.
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She says, "What do you call
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a hundred banjo players up
to their necks in water?"
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I don't know, what?
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"Not enough water."
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(POLITE CHUCKLE) Oh, yeah. Yep.
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Well...
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Different tastes.
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(BUS DOOR CLOSES)
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♪ ♪
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(SHOUTING GOODBYES)
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_
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AGNES: He has...
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I wanna say, like, 50
banjos in his collection.
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One's from the 19th century,
and it's worth, like...
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(MIMICS EXPLOSION)
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Seriously, the next time
you're in Rhode Island,
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you should go to his banjo museum.
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There's even a little room
where you can buy sandwiches.
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I'm just...
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so rarely up that way.
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Okay, girls. Listen up, listen up.
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This is an official school trip,
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so school rules of conduct apply.
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All right, what are those rules?
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No drinking, no smoking, no wire fraud,
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no malfeasance of any kind.
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You break one of these rules,
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you're gonna have to sit the game.
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All right, now, that aside,
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I just wanna say how
proud I am of this team.
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You girls really
inspired me this season.
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And I just hope that maybe
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- I've managed to inspire...
- (CAR HONKING)
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- GIRL: Oh, my God, it's Jason Campbell!
- (GIRLS SQUEALING)
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(BOYS SHOUTING)
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Oh, my God, you've got to see
this woman right behind us.
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Don't stare, though.
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Her tits sure didn't look
like that at her junior prom.
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These virgin Bloody Marys taste like
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somebody pissed into a can of V8.
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I really enjoy your company, Diane.
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Yes, I do have that effect on people.
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And I've been told that I'm
a bit of a firecracker.
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(CHUCKLES)
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And, well, you... you...
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you have...
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you... you have sort of an
appealing zing about you.
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What do you say we add a splash
of glue to this little accord?
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I'm sorry, a splash of what
to this little what-what?
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We both enjoy good food, conversation.
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I love the theater, traveling.
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I think we'd make a fun combo.
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Well, fun is a big word. (CHUCKLES)
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I'd like to show you something.
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FRANCES: So, I don't know.
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I guess we're taking a little break.
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I just have to accept it's, you know,
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this is a mature relationship
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and people have their
differences and not...
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(OBJECT CLATTERS)
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Whoa.
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(ROCK MUSIC OVER STORE SPEAKERS)
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(LOUD CHATTERING)
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Cute couple.
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JEREMY: Yeah.
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Probably on their way to church.
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Well... we could all
use a little church.
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Hi there, checking in?
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(CHUCKLES) If it were only just me.
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No, I've got an entire girls
basketball team in my bag.
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Ha, ha.
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Hey.
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Jason Campbell.
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Let's make this a one-off:
no bullshit this weekend.
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Keep the noise down and
behave, you feel me?
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Point taken, Coach.
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- (MOUTHING)
- (BOYS GIGGLING)
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Move it along.
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I can smell your bong water.
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I admit I'm far from perfect
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and, you know, maybe I've been
a little less attentive lately
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and, you know, maybe I
should have jumped in
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when he talked about
drinking laundry detergent.
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But now he's just completely
fabricating things.
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AARON: They're all so self-absorbed.
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I've gotta lawyer up now just
because a dozen patients
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complained that I habitually
cancel appointments?
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Sorry, I have a life.
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DALLAS: All right, now, look
at this. This is another lie.
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He claims that I have been
frequently and cruelly combative.
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All right, one time.
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One time, I politely asked him
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to just collapse his drippy umbrella,
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and he got hostile. And yeah,
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you know, it got a little heated.
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I have a large sign right
in the waiting room:
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"Leave all drippy umbrellas
on the doormat."
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For them, that becomes a test.
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What a philistine this guy is,
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stating that I had sex with his wife.
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I merely guided them through
couples counseling.
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And when that proved
futile, we made love.
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She was my... sweet obsession.
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Now, she won't even return my calls.
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Well, I've had very much the...
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Well, if not exactly the
same experience as him.
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My son has completely
erased me from his life.
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Same with my daughter.
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I haven't heard from
Brian in ten months.
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♪ ♪
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(GLASS CLINKING)
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What do you got there, Cecily?
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It sounds like bottles.
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Ketchup.
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There was a sale.
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JEREMY: Let it slide, Robert.
She feels awful about it.
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ROBERT: I feel awful about it, too,
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but the rules are the rules, Jeremy.
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She practically had an entire
liquor store in that bag.
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(CECILY GROANING)
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I told you it wasn't mine.
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Some kid gave it to me. I was
just holding it for her.
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Oh, Cecily. Not to embarrass you,
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but that old chestnut's from 1810.
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Oh, well, that's not gonna help you.
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If you bench her, we lose the game.
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ROBERT: You're probably right.
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She's your niece.
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Maybe you should've been
keeping an eye on her.
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FRANCES: Okay, you know
what, you know what?
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As one of the chaperones,
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I'm gonna officially call it, okay?
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She doesn't play. She's not playing.
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It sucks, I know, but she messed up.
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So, let the school deal
with it on Monday.
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ROBERT: We have rules for a reason.
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Cecily broke a rule.
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So we have no choice,
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but to bench her the entire game.
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GIRLS: What? Wait, what?
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Agnes Diffenbaugh will be subbing.
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- (GIRLS GROANING)
- GIRL: No way.
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You're making the biggest
mistake of your life.
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Thank you, Agnes.
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- Wow.
- I bought it a long time ago.
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I sometimes use it as a spare office
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or a place for friends to
stay when they come to town.
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(SIGHING) I forgot what
this city looks like.
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If you want, if you like it,
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it's yours, Diane.
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You mean for free?
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(CHUCKLING) Well, yeah.
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Are you sure?
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Sure, why not? You do whatever you like.
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Refurnish the entire place if you want.
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Yeah, furniture is a little vomity.
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Oh, wow.
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♪ ♪
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Just to hash this out a tiny bit more.
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Going to the theater, great.
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Nice dinners, lovely.
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A little travel, superbo.
257
00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:59,669
But after we toss all
that in the Cuisinart,
258
00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:01,820
does it mean... ?
259
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,590
Does it mean that... ?
260
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,500
You... ?
261
00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:11,710
That you'd have to answer my
occasional knock on the door?
262
00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:15,610
Yeah.
263
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,740
(STOMPING AND CLAPPING)
264
00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:24,029
(CROWD CHEERING)
265
00:13:24,030 --> 00:13:26,209
You're part of a team, Agnes.
266
00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:28,239
Everyone's here to help each other.
267
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,700
I was never baptized.
268
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,020
My parents meant to,
269
00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:33,499
but it fell through the cracks.
270
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:37,320
You're gonna do fine, I promise.
271
00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:39,200
But I was never baptized.
272
00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:42,259
Okay. Oh, Lordy.
273
00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:44,089
Oh!
274
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,860
Just need that for a second.
275
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:51,580
I hereby baptize Agnes,
276
00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:54,209
a Lady Raider in good standing,
277
00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:57,339
sparkling conversationalist,
278
00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:58,850
and lover of banjos.
279
00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:04,450
Amen.
280
00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:07,820
Okay, up, up, up.
281
00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:09,449
Good girl.
282
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,030
♪ ♪
283
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,530
(CROWD CHEERING)
284
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:35,310
Oh, Agnes!
285
00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:57,210
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
286
00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:01,629
(BUZZER SOUNDING)
287
00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:04,050
♪ ♪
288
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,320
Okay, you're, you're not
gonna love this, but...
289
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:26,440
Okay, okay, come on.
Let's shake this off.
290
00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:28,199
Let's shake this off, Raiders.
291
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,169
Now, for me, personally,
292
00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:34,420
uh, in times like these,
I find myself reminded
293
00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:36,370
of the "Theme from Mahogany."
294
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,740
Really? Noth... no?
295
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:43,400
Wow, it's a classic.
Well, ask your parents.
296
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:48,290
The point is that your
dreams don't have to die,
297
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:53,380
as long as you remember
where you've been.
298
00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:56,470
And where you're going.
299
00:15:56,480 --> 00:16:00,299
♪ Do you know where you're going to? ♪
300
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:04,669
♪ Do you like the things
that life is showing you? ♪
301
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:08,779
♪ Where are you going to? ♪
♪ Do you know? ♪
302
00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:12,409
♪ Do you get what you're
hoping for, Lila? ♪
303
00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:17,039
♪ When you look behind you,
there's no open door ♪
304
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:20,299
♪ What are you hoping for? ♪
305
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,210
♪ Do you know? ♪
306
00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:27,629
CECILY: I'll break it down.
307
00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:29,400
You played like a bunch of pussies.
308
00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:30,900
Let's party, motherfuckers!
309
00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:31,969
Let's blow this shit up!
310
00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:33,629
(GIRLS CHEERING)
311
00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:36,309
Fair point. You know, there's that.
312
00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:38,060
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
313
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,549
Hey, how'd it go?
314
00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:45,269
- Ah, not so good.
- I'm sorry.
315
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:49,050
Do you wanna get a drink
and talk about it later?
316
00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:50,410
I get off at 11.
317
00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:54,220
That's very sweet, but no,
I... I'm pretty wrung out, so.
318
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,740
- And I'm married.
- Yeah, I saw the ring.
319
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,620
Makes me horny.
320
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,900
FRANCES: I don't know, some
might say you're wrestling
321
00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:07,930
between savory and sweet.
322
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,200
- Fair enough?
- (JEREMY CHUCKLING)
323
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,650
So, here's the bad news, church girl.
324
00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:20,879
Although I find you mildly amusing,
325
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,680
there's just zero attraction.
326
00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:25,000
Hmmm.
327
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,419
Well, I can also play
cards and dance a little.
328
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:28,999
(SCOFFING)
329
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,740
Now you tell me.
330
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,740
- (ELEVATOR BEEPS)
- (DOOR OPENING)
331
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,240
Room 317, sister.
332
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:50,340
(LOUD HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS)
333
00:17:58,430 --> 00:18:00,610
(BOY YELLING)
334
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:05,730
- (GRUNTS)
- (LAUGHTER)
335
00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:08,790
(GIRL SCREAMS)
336
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:14,880
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
337
00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:16,160
ROBERT: Girls!
338
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,120
This is done.
339
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,500
Take the cart back downstairs.
340
00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:21,240
I want everybody in their
room in ten minutes.
341
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:25,170
Spread the word before I
go looking for people.
342
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:29,670
Quite frankly, I'm very disappointed.
343
00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:32,990
FRANCES: (KNOCKING) Hello?
344
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:36,700
Okay, sorry. I know
Lila's dying right now,
345
00:18:36,710 --> 00:18:39,500
but I got a job to do. All
right, one, two, three.
346
00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:41,309
Apparently, everybody's breathing.
347
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:42,889
- Yes, I believe so.
- All right, then.
348
00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:45,260
Check complete. Good.
349
00:18:45,270 --> 00:18:46,920
None of you left the
room tonight, right?
350
00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:48,939
No, we're avoiding the jackasses.
351
00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:50,270
That's my girl.
352
00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:52,899
Oh! Oh! Mom!
353
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,880
What was that Lifetime
movie we saw that one time
354
00:18:55,890 --> 00:18:58,620
about the guy who makes a scarecrow
355
00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:00,530
that looks like his dead
wife and then marries it?
356
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,159
Um, uh, "Straw for Scarlett."
357
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,909
- Yeah, "Straw for Scarlett"!
- ASHLEY: Ah, that's creepy.
358
00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:07,830
Classic.
359
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,550
(CHAIR SLIDING)
360
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,709
- Hey.
- Hi.
361
00:19:19,710 --> 00:19:21,580
Hi.
362
00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:23,080
How long you...
363
00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:26,000
how long are you gonna
be sitting out here?
364
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:28,189
Probably until sun up.
365
00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:31,799
As long as that termite Jason
Campbell is in house...
366
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,049
anything's possible.
367
00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:35,220
Oh, God, Robert. I mean, you know,
368
00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:37,660
it's been such a long day.
369
00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:39,260
You know, maybe get some rest.
370
00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:44,180
Get some nice... restorative REM sleep
371
00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:45,709
where you're just out, you know?
372
00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:46,999
You're just comatose.
373
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,620
Negative.
374
00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:51,680
I'm here to hold the bridgehead.
375
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,999
All night.
376
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,570
Okay.
377
00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:04,000
And I told them, I said,
"I need my weekends."
378
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:05,520
You know? I...
379
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,050
Fuck me.
380
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:10,770
The stamp collectors are here again.
381
00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:15,700
(DOOR SQUEAKS, CLOSES)
382
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,760
(BARKING, KNOCKING)
383
00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:21,680
Oh, my God, what is that sound?
384
00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:22,699
Jason!
385
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:25,049
Step away from the girl.
386
00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:27,700
Hey, Coach, I was just
about to help Cecily
387
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,329
with her robotics homework.
388
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:31,789
I want you to picture something, Jason.
389
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:35,339
The future. You, a holding cell,
390
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:37,330
with a couple of fellas
391
00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:41,750
who just don't appreciate your
special brand of irreverence.
392
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:45,120
Now, I want you to disappear
and meditate on that.
393
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:46,380
Go on now.
394
00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:48,249
Run away, little man.
395
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:51,270
♪ ♪
396
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,720
You didn't see a guy out here
397
00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:58,400
with a bag of ginger chicken, did you?
398
00:20:59,410 --> 00:21:00,450
Nope.
399
00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:03,570
Thirty minutes my ass.
400
00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:09,490
(DOOR SLOWLY SQUEAKS OPEN)
401
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,390
Shit.
402
00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:22,350
(ROBERT SNORING)
403
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,250
(SOFTLY KNOCKING)
404
00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:30,810
- (DOOR OPENS)
- Shh.
405
00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:44,610
(RAPID KNOCKING)
406
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:46,990
(GIGGLING)
407
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,280
(SNORING)
408
00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:56,879
Buddy boy,
409
00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:00,670
I am going to take you
apart like a cheap watch.
410
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,339
Hey! I just bought that.
411
00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:06,990
Bill me.
412
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:14,520
Drink. Fuck. Your room. Now.
413
00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:16,899
Jesus, did you have a stroke?
414
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,860
What? No, wait, wait!
415
00:22:19,670 --> 00:22:23,860
I'm sorry if I've misled you
in some way, desk clerk.
416
00:22:24,590 --> 00:22:27,780
But I-I have to
reiterate, I have a wife.
417
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,650
So, you're...
418
00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:31,089
you're saying no?
419
00:22:31,090 --> 00:22:33,039
There's really no way?
420
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,540
There's no way.
421
00:22:36,340 --> 00:22:39,830
You are on my list, kiddo,
422
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,470
and that ain't a good place to be.
423
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,420
Can we be friends?
424
00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:48,450
Uh, bear in mind, I have your address.
425
00:22:57,650 --> 00:22:59,110
(ELEVATOR DOOR CHIMES)
426
00:23:08,450 --> 00:23:10,800
- I'm sorry.
- What?
427
00:23:10,810 --> 00:23:12,200
I'm-I'm sorry, I can't.
428
00:23:12,210 --> 00:23:14,320
- I can't. Oh, man.
- What's the matter?
429
00:23:14,330 --> 00:23:17,110
You're joking, right?
430
00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:21,390
I... it's...
431
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,990
I don't know what it is. I just...
432
00:23:26,010 --> 00:23:27,820
I can't, I'm sorry.
433
00:23:27,830 --> 00:23:29,890
Unbelievable.
434
00:23:31,130 --> 00:23:33,310
I was gonna surprise you, too.
435
00:23:35,490 --> 00:23:38,439
Aww, that is so sweet!
436
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,350
But don't waste it on me.
437
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:43,570
Save it for a girl who
really deserves it.
438
00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:46,489
(SIGHS)
439
00:23:46,490 --> 00:23:48,999
CECILY: Shh! Keep your
fucking mouth shut.
440
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,860
Well, well, well.
441
00:23:53,630 --> 00:23:55,780
Jason Campbell.
442
00:23:55,790 --> 00:23:58,280
You, my friend, do not understand
443
00:23:58,290 --> 00:23:59,710
the concept of structure.
444
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,129
You're an anti-beaver.
445
00:24:02,130 --> 00:24:06,440
And unlike good beavers,
you're a destroyer of dams.
446
00:24:06,450 --> 00:24:09,750
Well, now little man,
447
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,100
justice has come to
your bend of the river.
448
00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:15,360
That was a good game tonight, Coach.
449
00:24:21,380 --> 00:24:23,649
- Oh.
- That's just great.
450
00:24:23,650 --> 00:24:24,950
FRANCES: Fuck. Fuck.
451
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,860
- (DOOR OPENS)
- (RUNNING FOOTSTEPS RECEDE)
452
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,150
Oh, shit.
453
00:24:31,330 --> 00:24:34,020
Cecily, open this door
454
00:24:34,030 --> 00:24:36,789
and get that weasely
son-of-a-bitch back up here!
455
00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:38,830
JEREMY: What the hell's going on here?
456
00:24:40,630 --> 00:24:42,950
Why don't you tell me what
the hell's going on here?
457
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,800
Hey, anybody up for, um, a complimentary
458
00:24:45,810 --> 00:24:47,700
Green Mountain tea down
in the business center?
459
00:24:47,710 --> 00:24:49,460
- Anyone?
- CECILY: Uncle Jer!
460
00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:53,419
He was cursing at me, and
he called Jason a weasel.
461
00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:55,400
Well, no, come on, Cecily.
462
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:56,880
I... I was witness.
463
00:24:56,890 --> 00:24:58,380
He cursed, not at you.
464
00:24:58,390 --> 00:25:01,799
But I will concede he did
call Jason a weasel.
465
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,229
You called my niece a weasel?
466
00:25:03,230 --> 00:25:05,880
She just explained it to you, jackass.
467
00:25:05,890 --> 00:25:08,020
I called the weasely boyfriend a weasel.
468
00:25:08,030 --> 00:25:09,969
Okay, you guys, come on,
just take a deep breath.
469
00:25:09,970 --> 00:25:10,989
This is getting just weird.
470
00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:13,990
Screw it, I'm over this shit.
471
00:25:14,010 --> 00:25:16,230
All of it.
472
00:25:17,270 --> 00:25:18,610
Let's go.
473
00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:22,360
(LAUGHING)
474
00:25:22,380 --> 00:25:24,830
Really? That's where you wanna go?
475
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,280
Go anywhere you want, man.
476
00:25:26,290 --> 00:25:29,459
You know, Jeremy, after
careful evaluation,
477
00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:31,169
you're really an asshole.
478
00:25:31,170 --> 00:25:32,839
And you're an idiot.
479
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,589
That game tonight is on you.
480
00:25:34,590 --> 00:25:35,780
- That was on me?
- Yeah.
481
00:25:35,790 --> 00:25:37,169
- It was on me, was it?
- Yeah!
482
00:25:37,170 --> 00:25:38,410
- Shhh.
- Yeah.
483
00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:39,650
Why don't you just walk away?
484
00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:41,160
You walk the fuck away.
485
00:25:41,170 --> 00:25:44,140
I'm tired of your bullshit
and your grand morality.
486
00:25:44,150 --> 00:25:45,960
All right, both of you,
just stop it, all right.
487
00:25:45,970 --> 00:25:47,640
Just stop, stop!
488
00:25:47,650 --> 00:25:49,840
All right, guys, no.
Go back to your rooms.
489
00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:52,060
Come on, Robert, do something.
490
00:25:52,070 --> 00:25:53,230
Give me a reason.
491
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,620
You know...
492
00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:56,300
as much as I'd really like to punch you
493
00:25:56,310 --> 00:25:58,669
- in the fucking windpipe right now...
- GIRL: Oh, my God.
494
00:25:58,670 --> 00:26:01,280
... I'm not gonna do that
in front of these kids.
495
00:26:02,570 --> 00:26:03,860
So back off.
496
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,459
Come on, guys, show's over.
497
00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:10,880
Back to your rooms. Good night.
498
00:26:14,630 --> 00:26:17,629
You're really lucky that
Lila slept through all this.
499
00:26:17,630 --> 00:26:21,019
Unfortunately, tomorrow she's
gonna hear all about it.
500
00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:23,350
You better hope that's
all she hears about.
501
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,480
Really, Robert?
502
00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,150
(SCOFFS)
503
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,089
Going out front for a Pall Mall.
504
00:26:40,090 --> 00:26:41,200
Want one?
505
00:26:43,090 --> 00:26:44,629
Sure.
506
00:26:44,630 --> 00:26:47,520
DESK CLERK: There was also
extensive damage to the pool area,
507
00:26:47,530 --> 00:26:48,990
the fitness center,
508
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,480
and a large spray-painted image
509
00:26:50,490 --> 00:26:51,700
of someone who looks like you
510
00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:54,709
with penis arms in Room 316.
511
00:26:54,710 --> 00:26:57,490
And, uh, who was in 316?
512
00:26:58,890 --> 00:27:00,880
A Mr. Jason Campbell.
513
00:27:00,890 --> 00:27:03,679
So, all of this going on my credit card?
514
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,229
- That hardly seems fair.
- You're the head chaperone.
515
00:27:06,230 --> 00:27:09,610
You're the responsible adult.
The rules are the rules.
516
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,730
(EXHALES)
517
00:27:27,530 --> 00:27:29,320
One more thing.
518
00:27:29,330 --> 00:27:32,200
Mr. Campbell was not in my party.
519
00:27:32,210 --> 00:27:35,140
You'll have to bill him
for the penis arms.
520
00:27:35,150 --> 00:27:36,470
Good day, ma'am.
521
00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:47,780
Hey, did you have a good time?
522
00:27:47,790 --> 00:27:49,379
We lost.
523
00:27:49,380 --> 00:27:51,549
Did you fuck Frances at least?
524
00:27:51,550 --> 00:27:54,360
Nope. Jeremy fucked Frances.
525
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,410
Nice game, Coach.
526
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,909
- DIANE: Hey, welcome back!
- FRANCES: Hey.
527
00:28:01,910 --> 00:28:05,629
- So they lost, huh?
- Yeah.
528
00:28:05,630 --> 00:28:07,740
That sucks.
529
00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:12,340
(SIGHING)
530
00:28:16,210 --> 00:28:18,800
So... ?
531
00:28:18,810 --> 00:28:20,219
Almost third base.
532
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:22,550
- (GASPS)
- Ugh. Don't feel like talking about it.
533
00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:27,639
(SIGHING) What about here?
Anything good happen?
534
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,249
Nah.
535
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:31,559
I might have to fuck an
old man for an apartment.
536
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:36,100
Yep. It was one of those weekends.
537
00:28:36,110 --> 00:28:38,730
Yeah.
538
00:28:38,740 --> 00:28:44,419
(BANJO INTRO TO THE
"THEME FROM MAHOGANY")
539
00:28:44,420 --> 00:28:46,520
(TRAFFIC, STREET NOISE)
540
00:28:46,530 --> 00:28:50,459
AGNES SINGING: ♪ Do you know
where you're going to? ♪
541
00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:55,839
♪ Do you like the things
that life is showing you? ♪
542
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:59,879
♪ Where are you going to? ♪
543
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,959
♪ Do you know? ♪
544
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,599
♪ Do you get what you're hoping for? ♪
545
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:10,959
♪ When you look behind you,
there's no open doors ♪
546
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:14,910
♪ What are you hoping for? ♪
547
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,709
♪ Do you know? ♪
548
00:29:18,710 --> 00:29:21,780
♪ Once we were standing still in time ♪
549
00:29:24,420 --> 00:29:28,320
♪ Chasing the fantasies
that filled our minds ♪
550
00:29:30,130 --> 00:29:35,450
♪ And you knew how I loved
you, but my spirit was free ♪
551
00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:41,610
♪ Laughing at the questions
that you once asked of me ♪
552
00:29:43,170 --> 00:29:44,740
Okay.
553
00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:48,360
♪ Do you know where you're going to? ♪
554
00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:53,729
♪ Do you like the things
that life is showing you? ♪
555
00:29:53,730 --> 00:29:57,729
♪ Where are you going to? ♪
556
00:29:57,730 --> 00:29:59,730
♪ Do you know? ♪
557
00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:01,950
Do you know?
558
00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:05,700
Can I leave now?
559
00:30:13,130 --> 00:30:15,970
Post-divorce life, no trip
to the candy factory.
560
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:17,850
Well... it's definitely not as fun
561
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:19,839
as they make it look in the brochure.
562
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,129
♪ Sometimes... ♪
563
00:30:22,130 --> 00:30:25,219
I think we should finally
separate our assets.
564
00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:27,420
This is the house where
you nursed our children.
565
00:30:27,430 --> 00:30:28,630
FRANCES DUFRESNE: They were toddlers.
566
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,420
Lila was drinking out of a glass,
567
00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:32,519
Tom was practically
rolling his own joints.
568
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,840
You, pretty mama, are healed.
569
00:30:34,850 --> 00:30:37,180
I can go out? Anywhere?
570
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,340
I hate working, and with Gordon...
571
00:30:39,350 --> 00:30:41,609
one-stop shopping. Does
that make me a whore?
572
00:30:41,610 --> 00:30:43,840
Maybe you could rob a
bank and just, you know,
573
00:30:43,850 --> 00:30:44,860
cut out the middleman?
574
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,829
This job is who I am. Don't
take that away from me.
575
00:30:49,830 --> 00:30:52,790
We've been making each other
so happy, it's such a shame.
576
00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:56,000
You've made it clear
where your loyalty is.
577
00:30:56,010 --> 00:30:57,459
It's with her, not with me.
578
00:30:57,460 --> 00:30:59,249
♪ Just enjoy the ride ♪
579
00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:01,589
FRANCES: I guess I couldn't
know how hard it was gonna be.
580
00:31:01,590 --> 00:31:03,089
Just knowing when it's worth it,
581
00:31:03,090 --> 00:31:04,719
and when it's not.
582
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,170
(MUSIC CONCLUDES)
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