Original subtitles

ITS STARTING

ITS STARTING

ITS STARTING

ITS STARTING

ITS STARTING

ITS STARTING

ITS STARTING

ITS STARTING

ITS STARTING

Good morning.

What? No one is here yet?

It's starting

It's starting

It's starting

It's starting

It's starting

It's starting

hitotsu hitotsu hitotsu hitotsu

ひとつひとつひとつひとつ

one one one one

ひとつひとつひとつひとつ

one one one one

hitotsu hitotsu hitotsu hitotsu

Coloring the canvas

irodotteku KANBASU

彩ってくカンバス

gochamaze no POSUKARA ENAJII

The energy of mixed colored posters

ごちゃまぜのポスカラエナジー

どの色も大切です

dono iro mo taisetsu desu

Every color is important

Bulldozed through the assignment

勢いで課題仕上げて

ikioi de kadai shiagete

It failed, but I won't get depressed

dame datta hekomimasen

ダメだった凹みません

パステルはいかが

Want some pastels?

PASUTERU wa ikaga

クレヨンじゃない

KUREYON ja nai

Those are just crayons!

sobyou yori suneko ga ii naa

"Natural cats" are better than "sketching"

素描より素猫がい～なぁ

shiroku shiroku hiroi hiroi KANBASU ni

On the white, white wide, wide canvas

白く白く広い広いカンバスに

どんな色を重ねてみようカナ

What kind of color should I layer?

donna iro wo kasanete miyou kana

青い青い空を切り取ったような

Like a frame of the blue, blue sky

aoi aoi sora wo kiritotta you na

いつか絵が描きたい

itsuka e ga kakitai

I want to make a painting like that one day

It all began with a thumping sound.

Noda-chan lay motionless on the table.

Behind her, a heavy spirited Tomokane-san.

You see, looking at the way how her hair is parted,

I just couldn't help myself...

Did you karate chop her?

Art Club

Residence

I'm returning this.

You only borrowed it last week, wasn't interesting for you?

That's not it...

When I wasn't looking, my brother did something moronic...

He used my data to defeat the last boss!

Your brother is amazing! He maxed out everything!

I recall your brother is in the second year, right?

Lend me another game.

You're ok now?

Yeah. Thank you very much.

Hey, do you have a bit of time?

Yes?

What this? It's all dark in here.

Is this... the place?

Yeah. We always do club activities inside this art room.

Zumin, you're here too?

Call me Uozumi.

There are no activities today?

Wrong. There are.

Look at the sign, as usual it is on.

Note: All members are STRONGLY reminded to attend.

Arts club in session. (Only today)

From that, you can tell there'll be some evil plan today.

This is the first time I've walked into the arts room with the black curtains drawn.

Looks like someone's in there!

SLEEPING BOX

Is she...

A club member?

Although I have yet to see her face, that must be the President.

SLEEPING BOX

I can only think of one person who sleeps with a box on her head.

SLEEPING BOX

SLEEPING BOX

Yup, the usual President.

She's so cute when she sleeps.

Wait a minute...

Can't you guys be a little more afraid? You guys are so boring!

I expected this the moment I entered the room, senpai.

Tch, and I actually spent a week making this...

So that's how she did it...

Come on, let's start club activities, club activities...

Does this happen everyday?

Yup, pretty much.

W-What was that voice?

It sounded like someone suddenly had water poured into the back of their shirt!

Don't mind them, it's just club activities.

ARTS CLUB IN SESSION

Having you guys react as I expected really makes it worthwhile.

How the heck am I supposed to know how much you prepared?

You have way too much time!

This is the stuff our previous upperclassmen left for us.

All of it?

This is the stuff Aa-san dug up from the storage room last week.

The upperclassmen made these while they were working on exhibition stuff.

How nostalgic!

Rather, they started to forget about the exhibition stuff, and got more into these.

At that time, we were the victims.

Yeah, the club's initiation test can scar one mentally for life.

Somehow, I can understand now.

This is the club's tradition, right?

And they made these props so wholeheartedly...

As long as you are dedicated, we can make more interesting props than the drama club's!

This is something worth promoting!

The one page a day Mona Lisa!

One page a day?

It looks like a normal drawing when you hang it on the wall like this...

But tear off one page at a time...

And the Mona Lisa will move slowly and steadily closer, eventually attacking you.

That's rather scary!

Doesn't anyone in this club have any intention of doing a proper activity?

Seriously, what are they thinking?

Are you alright?

You look pale...

I'm alright, just a little tired.

Are you Homura-kun's friend?

From your tie, you must be a second year, right?

No. I just bumped into him while coming here.

I'm a second year GA student,

I heard that there was a club activity today, so I came to have a look.

Have a look?

I won't let you escape join us join us join us join us join us

You've come at the right time then... Have a seat!

S-Sorry, can you take off your special makeup now...?

I'm sorry, our President is usually like this.

STAFF ROOM

Sasamoto-sensei, I think that boy went there today.

I'll have a look later.

That boy?

Yes, he's a student who constantly visits me because of his weak constitution.

He seems to have been missing school a lot during his first year.

So considering his academic future, he might have quite a few problems.

I talked to the teachers, and he will have some advantage by joining a club.

Well, if it's successful, at least he can get some training.

If it doesn't go well, then he might just submit a resignation letter tomorrow.

Why is the difference in options so extreme?

Oops, error.

So that's why you're here to have a look.

Yes.

T-Then did we take away a few years off your remaining life with that test of courage?

N-No. It's ok.

Rather, these sculptures do interest me.

It's very interesting.

That's my work from two years ago.

What? Amazing!

The dent on the skull looks very real, almost realistic!

Actually, that was the result of it being kicked by a female member of the club.

U-um, can I borrow a few of these broken things?

The more I look at it, the more I'm attracted to it.

I want to have a go at making one.

Oh, of course!

Please feel free to use anything in this toolbox!

Thank you very much!

I'm sorry for suddenly intruding on you guys.

It's ok. The most important thing is the love for arts.

How can I let you go? New member New Member New Member New Member New Member

When did I get superpowers?

Somehow, I can see the President's thoughts floating above her head.

Well, after finding so many materials, it really makes me want to scare someone.

You're right! That's what we all think, right?

At least I have the confidence that I can scare someone better than you, President.

You talk big!

Then let's see if you can surprise me, it's a challenge!

I'll be waiting outside.

Don't you know all the props here? It's unfair to me.

If we wipe out the President's memory, it'll be fine.

Yup.

Perhaps the test of courage has already started?

I almost forgot. I better head down to the art room.

What's wrong? Did you forget something?

There's a painting stand which had a broken stopper during today's class. I wanted to have it repaired as soon as possible.

Can you take a look at the second room and see how the situation at the art club is going?

Aren't you in charge of that club?

And you even said you wanted to go just now.

It's fine, it's fine. Just have a look at how it's going.

Okay.

Also, if they are doing something wrong, please correct them for me.

What would they do?

Something like this, I guess.

Wow, cool!

There's also a simple gimmick here.

Amazing! The mouth opens! How disgusting!

His reaction sure is good.

Isn't this Styrofoam?

As expected from an art student.

No, I still have a long way to go.

But, to be praised...

I feel like trying my combat skills in a real battle...

He seems to have awakened!

Indeed, a lot of artists are weirdos.

Am I included?

If you need a guinea pig, I'll go have a look in the classrooms.

There should be some people left.

Get some cheerful guys, okay?

Oh, Mizubuchi-san.

Samechan-sensei.

Right now, the art club is still...

Sasamoto-sensei has asked me to see how you are doing.

Judging from the posters, you're doing something today, right?

Yes! Please enter, we're right in the middle of our best activity.

Today we're using dark curtains, so please be careful.

You're right, it's pitch black inside.

Come to think of it,

It doesn't sound good to scare third years.

Someone's coming in.

Eh, it's Samechan-sensei.

What? That beauty of a teacher?

This is a chance!

Why did he suddenly get so fired up?

You might anger her, you know?

Why don't you say that getting punished by her would be something to dream of?

As long as I can get myself into her memories...

Let's go!

Nooo!

Does he lack intellect to a point where he seeks death willingly?

From the looks of it, Samechan-sensei will be too scared to come to our activities for a while.

What are you doing in such a place, Usami-sensei?

I just got a bit surprised,

I'm just resting in here though, it's not because I'm so afraid that I can't stand.

I left the painting stand behind, what should I do?

Sensei, calm down.

Although I don't know what's wrong,

but well, we shall...

help you get it back!

Then, please.

This is scary!

Although we are helping the jelly-legged Usami-sensei get the painting stand back.

Please...

What is she so afraid of?

Yeah, she goes to the art room every day...?

What? Let me have a look.

Second Art Room

It's right...right?

Confirmed

Sign

Looks, like it.

Man-made or Real Confirmed

What's happening?

Looking for

the Existence

of a Money Box

How much to enter? How much for one?

Second Art Room

No security

Camera

Confirmed

Second Art Room

Second Art Room

Second Art Room

Second Art Room

Second Art Room

Second Art Room

Excuse me.

And here I was, hoping for our lord to come in

Is anyone in?

Anybody there?

since we're fully prepared, but...

In we come.

Some unknown students came in. What should we do?

Even if you ask me, we can't scare non-members!

Erm, I think it should be just fine to do so.

Me too. If they are GA students, then I'm their senior!

Hey, take this issue more seriously, you art freaks!

To you guys, it may just look like a bit of harmless fun...

It's perfectly fine for these ones.

Do your best!

Even the saint of this club, the one who usually says stop, Mizubuchi-senpai, has no hesitation?!

There's no limit for artists?

But, to drag a bunch of ordinary students in, we seem to have crossed the boundary of club activities.

If you screw up, they might punish our club for doing malicious activities.

Leave it to me!

After looking at the mistakes made on Samechan-sensei, I added something in.

Something?

Hey hey, this...

What's written on it?

You cannot let the things that happen in this room be known by the student council.

This club assumes no responsibility for any injury, physical or mental, done to you.

No matter what happens,

If you agree to these terms, then please sign your name and walk in.

you are responsible for yourself.

Agreement

I just asked them to do it. As a teacher, what am I doing?

What are you doing, Usami-sensei?

Sitting on the floor alone like that.

Sasamoto-sensei, that's...

There's something down there!

Are you alright, Kisaragi?

Something cold dripped onto my neck!

Those things breed. We have to gas the room with insecticide...

Is that so?

Look, Kisaragi, it's this thing.

Look up, above you.

It is just a soaked sponge hung from above.

Once you find out what it is, that's all there is to it.

You're right. If we're careful to not fall for...

I suddenly sank in...!

First they fixed our attention upwards, then piled some sponges on the floor?

I see, I see!

Crap! Noda is taking this chance to absorb as much of these evil doings as possible!

Like dry sponges!

Take my hand.

Hey, did that second year set that trap?

Thanks.

Homura set it up, but the one who thought of it was our visitor.

Compared to his looks, he sure is brave when he does things.

As expected of one who chose GA!

Guys are the ones who enjoy making such pranks.

What are you doing?

Once you pull this rope, a pair of hands will extend outwards.

Your design is great!

I thought of it just now.

Because my body is weak, I cannot pull it.

When the time comes, I guess I have to rely on your strength.

Please take care of it.

Leave it to me!

He doesn't even need to dirty his hands at that critical moment...

That drawing... The eyes lit up for a moment!

Hands from behind the door...

There's a device behind it.

Hiding in the shadows, are you?

When I find you, I'll show you what I'm made of!

Be careful! Vampires are perverted monsters who love young girls like you!

Perverts! Perverts! Do you understand? Can you understand?

Uozumi-kun seems to have gotten used to the President's character.

If you understand, then say something!

Don't die on me! Stay with me!

If you didn't duck at the right moment, maybe your real head would have been knocked off.

Looks like a lot of effort was put into this.

Kisaragi! Come over here quickly!

I can't do it! I can't go on!

I'm looking at a lot of scary things!

Don't worry!

She looks like she's going to cry.

These are handmade. It's fine!

As expected from the works of previous art club members.

Even if you say that...

Come to think of it,

It feels good to use something you worked on to make someone cry!

You'll be labeled as a sadist, Aa-san.

Don't worry. Leave it to me, Kisaragi!

Watch as I make these things less scary...

Amazing! Tomokane is turning them all into...

All the monsters are now transformed into modern art paintings!

Our gems of pranks and filthy intentions!

The hell is that first year doing?

Don't worry.

It's all part of the plan.

I knew she would do that, so I set a jackpot beforehand.

Jackpot?

There are such things inside! They got me!

See?

DO NOT\nENTER

EX\n\nIT

Seriously, where are we?

DO NOT\nENTER

DO NOT\nENTER

DO NOT\nENTER

DO NOT\nENTER

DO NOT\nENTER

DO NOT\nENTER

Look! Exit point discovered!

An "Exit" door and a "Do Not Enter" door.

A trap? Or is it...

I choose...

This door!

DO NOT\nENTER

Minutes ago...

Minutes ago...

We'll leave the unused props in here first, ok?

Put up a warning so that others don't open the wrong door.

Ok!

Why didn't anyone bring their work home?

I have a really bad feeling about this...

Kisaragi-chan's eyes are spinning like they're sketch drawings!

Let's do what Samechan-sensei asked and get out of here, Tomokane!

Why does it feel like I've lost if I retreat here?

Erm...

Hey, what thing did Usami-sensei say that she wanted us to take?

I don't know. Just take something and go.

Which one, which one?

Masa, get Tomokane to stop, somehow!

Anything to get her to stop, right?

No! No! No!

Sorry we took so long!

Finally, they're out.

One of these should be what you want.

It's as if a typhoon came through here.

Or you can call it the beauty of destruction.

I thought of a good haiku!

"It was once a ghost house, one year has passed through it, becomes a house of corpses."

How is it? It talks about this year and also means the first years.

Hurry up and clean up, you blabbermouth.

And we just tidied this place up a while ago.

Club Member Application Letter

Here, President.

This is the first time I felt so happy in this school!

Although because of my health, I might not make every club session.

You're the first one to hand in an application letter.

It's fine, it's fine.

As long as you make up the numbers, a sick member or ghost member is fine too.

Hey.

Although it's a little late, but let me formally introduce myself,

GA second year, Tomokane.

In that group of year ones earlier, that hyperactive one is my sister.

Eh, your older brother was in there?

Although I did not really see him,

but only he would design something to ridicule people to play with.

My genes told me so.

No wonder you were so naughty.

What kind of a person is your brother?

Someone I can never physically abuse.

What? Even you...

In games of wit, he's always better than I am.

I've never even won once, he'll never let me win.

And, he's a weak, sickly figure.

So if I try to do anything to him physically, our parents will stop me.

The pent up stress over the years is released when I go out and play.

Can it be...

Your current personality is because of your brother?

Damn.

INFIRMARY

You went to have a look once and you decided to join?

Yes, because it looks very interesting.

Isn't that great?

Thank you very much.

Somehow, I feel much more energized.

That's what I was hoping for.

Yep!

Sweet, tears, spirit, and willpower,

汗と涙と気合いに根性

ase to namida to kiai ni konjou

leave the rest to talent!

atoha kosei makasetoke

あとは個性まかせとけ

苦手なんてどーにでもなるさ

No need to worry about weak points!

nigate nante doo nidemonarusa

オレがいるから平気ダ

ore gairukara heiki da

It'll be fine since I'm there

Great, the sign is finished!

sugoi dezain kanseishi taze

すごいデザイン完成したぜ

定着液噴きつけろ

Spray the fixer!

teichakueki fuki tsukero

自信満々今度はどうだ

Fully confident, how's it this time?

jishin manman kondo hadouda

demo mata botsu nandeda

でもまたボツなんでだ

But it wasn't accepted again? Why?

ikioi amatte buchimakete ore donmai

勢いあまってぶちまけてオレドンマイ

Carelessly tripped over a bucket! Don't mind it, me!

木炭の代わりクレヨンで充分だろ

A crayon is enough to replace charcoal!

mokutan no kawari kureyon de juubun daro

鉛筆はHBで

HB pencils only

enpitsu ha HB de

noutan nante kini sunna geijutsu ha

濃淡なんて気にすんな芸術は

Forget about the shading.

What's important in art is drawing force! Physical solution!

hitsuatsu ga daiji nanda chikarawaza

筆圧が大事なんだ力技

Hot, hot passion

アツイアツイ情熱が

atsuI atsui jounetsu ga

kari tate teiku paretto wo tobidashite

駆り立てていくパレットを飛び出して

Taking out the palette with a flourish

dokomademo akaku akaku some makuridaze

どこまでも赤く赤く染めまくりだぜ

I'll dye everything red 'till the end of the world!

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