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Teacher

You little devil

Good morning

It�s the time to practice your kung fu

I haven't had breakfast yet

I�ll teach you a lesson

Teacher! Not bad huh?

When could I practice your retractable pole?

Teacher

I know your retractable pole could be long or short

When could you let me see?

You're not ready yet

I'm going to pick some herbs

Practice hard and don't be lazy

Who are you looking for?

Where's that old guy?

No old guy here, but we have a young master

Beat him up

You want my breakfast?

Oh, my breakfast!

Where's the old guy?

How come so many men are looking for him?

Go look over there

If you persist I�ll teach you a lesson

Playing for real?

Spread out

Clawing me?

You're still a novice in pole skill

I am not afraid

Stop

Teacher, he...

You are too ruthless

He's useless

Come fight again if you're so good

What can I do for you?

Brother, I�ve looked for you desperately

Give up the retractable pole

It was given to me by teacher when he died

He said I�m not supposed to give it to a crook like you

Alright, don't blame my ruthlessness

Let me help you

You're no match for him, go away

Come and get it if you are capable

Okay

Stay away

Where's the pole?

I don't know

Only you and I know the secret of the pole

Where is it?

I don't know

Bring him back to the Eagle Mansion

Let's go

Eagle Mansion? I�ll save you, teacher

Sir, how far is it still to the Eagle Mansion?

It�s far away

I have already walked 7 days and nights

7 more days and night then

What's it? Are you dancing?

So hot...

Really?

It�s hot...

Boss, somebody is stealing

Really? Beat him up

Stand still...

Hey...

What are you doing?

A thief has come in

Where?

There's a thief, come and help apprehend him

Hurry

What are you doing?

I�ve got a weapon. C'mon, hand me the money

Give me the money, quickly

I�ve put up iron poles all round to keep out thieves

Leave or get cut

What?

Are you giving or not?

Yes...

See him?

No

I saw him come in

Search here

Anything?

No

Would he be lying on the ground?

Take a look

Nothing

Where's he gone?

He couldn't just disappear, look again

Anything?

Nothing

Could he be inside?

Got you now, you can't fool me

It�s a real corpse

Get the nails...

Can't escape this time

Where is he?

Over there...

I�ll pay a visit later

Robbery

Remember

Only call for help at the right time

Robbery...

Robbery...

What is it?

They can't escape

Go quickly

You want to die?

Let me wash your face for you

You haven't washed it for a long time

I�ll beat you up

Come on...fatty

Don't tickle me

I feel so itchy...

I�ll teach you a lesson later

Shut up and don't provoke me

Hurry

Attack

My brothers are here to save me

Hurry ...

Boss, let's go

Help me

Let's go

Chase

Stop, forget it

What about my other brothers?

They are useless

What? If it weren't for them

You�d be in jail

If you want to chase, do it yourself

Don't go

What are you doing?

Settling a score with you

What score?

You spit at me

And you tickled me too

What if I did?

I�ll beat you to death

You dare?

Watch my palm

I�ll slap you and hit your pressure points

I�m fine

Fine? There's also your anus

If I catch you, you won't live

Bastard, come out

Come out and fight if you dare

Or else I�ll burn the place down

Let me go

Let you go? No way

We are even

Put me down, please

Good-bye

Put me down

He is so stupid

It might be good to let him help to save teacher

Fatty, let me tell you

I�ll let you go and help you earn some money

What? Where?

At the Eagle Mansion

Where's the retractable pole?

I don't know

So stubborn

Come men, take care of him

Yes

Are you talking?

I really don't know

Are you talking?

You�ll pay for this

Open it

Yes

Bring him here

Move...

Are there really many precious stones?

Yes, you've struck it rich this time

What's your name?

You�ll be impressed

I�m the pupil of the 9th generation chief

Of Japan's Mahjong school

Bug Catcher

So what's your name?

Zhu Tou Bing, what about you?

My name is Ah Meng

You are so 'meng' (stupid), 'bye

Where are you going?

What concern is that of yours?

I know the way to the Eagle Mansion

Why should I go with you?

Are you done?

Yes

It�s him, chase

''Zhu''

Okay

Chase

Stand still...

I asked you not to follow me

You've to compensate me for breaking my things

He is a robber

Grab him and we�ll get the reward

Great

You won't enjoy any peace

Hands up, open your mouth

Rest a while

Mandom

Okay...

Let's all rest for a while

What kung fu are you practicing?

Pimple style

I haven't heard of it

You know too little

I must try it

Fine

Come...

Forget it

Little master, you are quite good

Why do you all still practice kung fu in your old age?

That's because recently some bullies have

Come to our village to drag away our young men

They dragged away all the young men

Now we have become an old men�s' village

That�s why we need to learn kung fu for self defense

What is that gang?

The bad guys from Eagle Mansion

Eagle Mansion?

The bad guys from Eagle Mansion are coming, leave

It�s them

Don't be afraid

Men from Eagle Mansion

What are you doing?

A young man, capture him

You know, we're from Eagle Mansion

Then I�ll give you a couple more punches

Attack

Great

Thank you

But they�ll not let you get away with it

Don't worry

I am here to deal with them today

That's great

May I ask?

How I could sneak into Eagle Mansion?

They have many men and the place is heavily guarded

I think it'd be difficult

Unless you disguise as a strong man

A strong man?

What are you doing?

I�m here to steal the precious stones

But you said you won't team up with me

You're so sneaky; I won't team up with you

You're so smart, how could I cheat you?

That's true

They have many men

Let�s team up

And beat them up

Okay

I�ll use my brains and you�ll use your might

We split the loot after we've got it

Well?

Good

Here come the men

Quick...go over there...

How to get in?

I�ve got it; just follow me when I ask you

Come on...

You bastard

Some men have escaped, grab them

Want to escape? Take them back

This is asking for it

Aren't we here now?

Shut up and get up

We�ll get rich

Move

Stand over there

Please

''Eagle Mansion''

It�s not enough men

Don't panic, stay here for a while

Master Wei, what's wrong with you?

We've almost dragged all men

You take care of it

Yes...

Indian, they are all good stuff

I�ll examine them first

Listen

Piss in the pan

The further ones belong to group A

The nearer ones group B

Hurry

Stand still...

Ready

Begin

Not bad

Hurry

I just have pissed

Why aren't you pissing?

I have no pee

He says he has none

You must

Go on

None

None, right? Fill him with water

Open your mouth

Do you have any now?

Yes...

Right...that's it

Test it

Take them down

Please assign their grade accordingly

These are all group B

This is A, this is B

This is A

B, all B

Hear that? Group A here and group B there

We must stay together

I want to appeal

He should belong to group B

Why?

Don't let his looks deceive you, he's inferior goods

I�m inferior goods?

You can get someone and fight with him

Alright, you fight with him

No way, he is too big for me

Pretend to lose

Why?

Don't ask, go on

Fight

Zhu Tou Bing (Pig Head)

You can't fight back

He's fighting for real

Let him

No

Bite him

Bravo...

The big fellow is useless

Skinny, you are not bad

Not bad, you're in group A

You are a useless elephant

You�re demoted to group B, lock them up

Group A here, stand firm

Group B over there, quick...

Let's go have curry

What should we do?

Let's look around

Could the gem stones be here?

Look carefully

Lower your voice

That stubborn door won't budge

I just can't open it

Lift it, stupid

Secret manual? We're rich this time

Practice yourself

I�ll see if there's any exit

108 styles, Old Man Pushes the Cart

Goddess Sits Sublime, so these are...

Teacher...I looked all over for you

It�s dangerous here, what are you doing here?

To save you

You are no match for them

Why die together? Leave

I found a big fellow to help me

What's the use?

Being all brawn & brainless they can get you in trouble

Don't worry; I know how to handle him

If you get out, do me a favor

What is it?

In the front lawn of our home there's an earth god-

Sanctuary, in which is hidden a retractable pole

There is a secret to this pole

Grab the pole and go to Luolin temple at once

Your second uncle will tell you the rest

What's his name?

I don't know what his title is now

But he has a red mole on his toe

Go and look for him

Teacher, then...

Let uncle teach you kung fu

But remember that this pole

Is a treasure of our school?

And should never be possessed by uncle Eagle

Remember...

Fooled me into believing there are gem stones here

Go in quickly

Six more

Okay

Hurry

1, 2, 3

4, 5, 6

Come on

Brother, watch out

Your turn

Five points

You needn't waste your time

Teacher, I must save you

Come here quickly

Just wait, I�ll save you

Someone's breaking the wall

Someone come to save us

Let's go and help

Thanks! Go in now

There might be treasure inside

What is it?

There were 2 guys

Knocked us unconscious just now

Damn, come with me

Come...quick...

What's happening?

Damn, we're finished this time...

Shut up...

Brother, where have you come from?

From below

The tunnel is clear, let's go

What should we do now?

Get away! It's no fun being in jail

Grab him...

Grab him...

Where are the two guys?

Inside

Where's the exit?

Inside the jail

Smoke them to death with fire

Turn back, quick

Go back

We�re sealed off at both ends

What to do now?

Someone's breaking out

Are you nuts?

Break out?

Open up. There's a break out

Who has the guts?

Me

You?

Next to me

It�s them

See where you can run to?

Fear not, attack together

Men

Boss, you're good

You take care of it

Yes...

You dare cause trouble here

I�ll teach you a lesson in a while

What fun is it?

It�s dangerous

Dangerous? I could let you go

Where's the pole?

How could I tell you if I don't know?

Then let it rock

Till you talk

Boss

Well, how's the interrogation?

They won't talk

Damn, release that kid

When I get out I�ll settle the score with you

Teacher, save me

I asked you to go, why didn't you?

Will you talk or not?

I don't know

Take that kid over there

Teacher...

Wait

Tell them to let me go first

I have the pole, let him go

Let me go too

Not you

Let go

Let him go...

Where's the pole?

In my home

Take me to it right away

Hurry...

Bring me the sword

Don't think of getting the pole

Speak, where is the pole?

Are you talking or not?

He's dead

Dead?

Could it be with that kid?

Let's go

You said you'd let us go

Why have you brought us back?

Shut up...take him over there

You fooled me, I�m dead for sure

Not necessarily

So close, attack

How do we deal with this guy?

Let him have a try

No...

I deserve to die...

Damn, useless guy

How could you have let them run away?

I was just careless

Shut up and chase

Yes...

Wait, I don't care how many people die

You must get the pole back

Teacher...

Teacher... what's with you?

Wake up

In the front lawn of our home there's an earth god-

Sanctuary, in which is hidden a retractable pole

What are you doing? Give it back

Don't move, you've caused me enough suffering

This pole is mine now

Stop dreaming

Don't run

Give it back

You're dreaming

You lied there'd be gem stones at the Eagle Mansion

You tricked me into saving your teacher

I was almost killed

I have yet to settle the score with you

You're okay now, we�ll go separate ways

Alright

Give me back the pole, you have no use for it

No use? Your teacher said there's a secret to it

I want to know what it is

How did you know that?

I heard what he said

Are you giving it to me or not?

No way

I don't want it anymore...

Come...

It�s here

They are over there, quick

Look

Let's deal with them first

What's there to say?

I�ll tell you when it's finished

Give up the pole

Come and get it if you are capable

Attack

Catch it

What are you doing?

So this pole is quite useful, let me have a look

You're dreaming

Could I borrow to play with it?

No

I�ll return it

No

Still one remains

You are good

Naturally

See if he is dead

Look

Take your time

Dead

If you come any further you're dead

We're brothers

Could I just have a look?

I am not your brother

Why are you following me?

Don't put it in such a way

I�ll be your body guard

I don't need you

Men at the Eagle Mansion know the pole is with you

They�ll send men to look for you

How could I let that happen?

Are you really that kind?

You only care about the pole

We're brothers; I should help you when in trouble

You're so dumb, I fear you might cause trouble for me

My nanny said I was smart

Then go to her

But my nanny didn't have the pole

I�m dying

You have the nerve to come see me

Boss, it should work this time

You're such a failure

What to do then?

I have to do this myself

You�ll gain nothing by following me

You�ll suffer a lot

Could I sit for a while?

Alright, sit by yourself

Wait

See where you can run to

Stop, you're no match for him, go

Jump

I dare not

Better to be drowned than beaten to death

Jump

Are you alright?

Yes, it's fun

Good bye

Boss, I have an idea

What?

I know a friend who uses secret weapons

They won't get away this time

Their kung fu is not bad

I have this weapon

None of their kung fu counts

I�ve never seen you use it

Alright, I�ll show you

Come, take it...

What for?

Come on...

You want me to be the target? No way

I am totally accurate within 10 paces

I am scared; get someone else

Then take it away further

Why is there discrepancy each time?

My time has come

I will have good fortune today

What? Got a cramp again?

I am hitting the mosquitoes

Have you got any?

Of course, the left eye of the mosquito

Where is it now?

It�s gone

Got lost...

Don't cause disruption to my business

Your food causes bad stomach

Who�ll buy from you!

Let's get something to eat

What would you like?

Anything, just make it quick

Good, our shop has real good stuff

it is from the north east

The best is the Tian Chi stew ''lung shi (a kind of bug)

It is good for your general condition

There's also honeyed ribs

I am not here to eat today, I�m in a hurry

No need to rush, you better eat some salted fruit

You�ll enjoy it

Shut up or I�ll strike you

Alright

Go and make it

Right away

You are in trouble today

Damn you

Let me do some business first

Pay attention to that blind guy

Don't worry about him

Be cautious, he may be from the Eagle Mansion

Read your fortunes?

What?

Oh no, you two have ill luck

By my calculations

Your life is risky

Yes, but how did you know?

I know all about you

Have some wine

This is good wine

You are really accurate

A toast

Thanks

You're welcome

Good kung fu

Let me tell your fortune

Don't move

If I don't move how can you do it?

You really want to move?

Of course

I mean what I say

My back!

Not bad

Go and have fun

It seems this blind guy doesn't have much tricks

Don't move or you�ll die

Take your time, let's go

Don't let them run away, beat him up

Stop, pay up

You beat me?

Let's go

You are blind

I have to follow you to make a living from now on

Why?

My eyes were blinded by a kick

I told you that you have ill fortune today

Am I accurate?

Yes

How about this one?

It�s okay as long as there's a place to stay

Anything else?

Get me 2 ropes

One longer than the other, hurry

You may go

Get up

You snore

Like a frog

Why haven't you slept yet?

You can't guard against thieves in your own home

There are only the two of us

That's the problem

What's so funny? Take out your feet

What for?

Take them out

What are you doing?

Tie your legs with mine

That way you can't escape

What if I have to pee during the night?

Then we�ll tie your dick too

Wait, let me go and pee first

Tie it fast, that's it

What are you doing? Tie it up

Don't play games with me

I wouldn't dare

Okay, go ahead

Okay...

Don't use so much strength

I am not afraid of you

When you stop snoring I know you are up to something

Go to sleep

Help, save me

Hurry

Watch behind

Are you alright?

Yes

Thanks for saving my life

Are you alright?

Yes, thank you

Are you sure?

Yes

I am leaving

I really mean it

Don't

Anything else?

I fear they might come back

Yes, you're right

What should I do?

Um, let me take you home, okay?

Where's your home?

How much further?

We're here

What to do?

I�ll go to the Bai Sa village

Good, I have aunt there

Let's go together

That way

I am confused, let's go

Are you alright?

Yes

Let me carry you

No need

I�ll take your hand

Let's rest over there

The flowers are beautiful

Fight

You jerks, give me back my pole

Who are you?

I am from the Eagle Mansion

Come and get it if you are capable

Don't go, I�ll catch up with you sooner or later

Great

It�s to my wife's credit this time

Naturally

Boss, by my idea

I needn't be beaten up anymore

You have some talent

It�s all to do with my wits

What did you say?

I said, because of you

The matter has been easily taken care of

Of course

I could deal with these nincompoops

With the minimum of effort

Needless to say

lt was because of your great figure

Not to mention him

even I can't resist it

Naughty

How dare you mess with my wife?

No, boss

Get lost

Yes...

He just praises me, why are you so mad?

Of course I�ll be mad

Right, though this pole is special

How come so many people are after it?

There's a secret to it

What?

Look

So many jewels, we're rich

Where's the pole?

Give me back my pole

The bloody bitches took it away by deceit

Who?

They're from the Eagle Mansion

What? You

Stand still, you've caused me grave problems

It�s no use even if you killed me

Don't worry

I�ll get it back even if it means my life

I could avenge teacher for you

I�m no match for them, how could I take revenge?

Why don't you look for your uncle at Luolin temple?

I don't know him

Oh, your uncle has a mole on his toe

We can look for him calmly

''Luolin Temple''

Why do you want to be monks?

Well, I love eating vegetarian food

Rubbish

Don't speak nonsense

I am lovelorn

Women are trouble

What about you?

I have had a miserable life; mother died at my birth

Lost my family

At a tender age

Enough

You must have done many bad things in your past life

Retribution...

Then are we eligible?

Yes, but according to our rules

You need to win in one of the 37 chambers

Why is there one more chamber?

Stop it

What is the 37th chamber?

Mahjong Chamber

I discard it

Pong

Pong

Three circles

No bamboo, no unseen tiles

Then what should I discard?

It�s too late to learn

Okay, eight circles

Eight bamboos

One too many?

Pick the tiles

Discard a tile

Five bamboos

Pong

Come on

East Wind

Pong

You will lose if you discard a bamboo

Oh, heavens! Nine bamboos

What? Nine bamboos

Glory to Amitabha

ls that a game yet?

No, don't

Thank heavens

Come on

You are in danger

Four bamboos

Are you giving up?

Pick the tiles

Come on if you have guts

Game.

384 dollars; Pay up, I win

Unbelievable he could win like that

Have you lost or won?

I won a little

Have we passed?

We�ll go to see the abbot in a while

You're lucky

You two have indeed seen through the mortal world

Yes we have

Blessings

Abbot, I won't be afraid to take the hardship

Me too

I think you two don't have your senses in control yet

I won't shave off your hair now and

let you be secular students first

Thank you

So many feet, how do we find out?

We�ll take one side each

Stupid

Found him, come

Look

How come there are so many?

There are some more!

What are you doing? Help...

Why are there so many red spots on your feet?

Mosquito bites! Help!...

Run, you ruined it

Stop, what happened?

They came in the middle of the night and fondled me

Such impertinence!

We have the sleep-walking disease

That's right

You two haven't been here long

Yet you've caused so much trouble

We haven't...

Haven't?

Tomorrow onwards, clean the shit bowls for a month

Oh no, we're in for it this time

How many more bowls to go?

Can't imagine shit from vegetarians could stink so much

Zhu Tou Bing (Pig Head)

That man has gone in for an hour

Look

There's a mole

I�ll take a look

What are you doing?

What are you looking at?

Nothing, just looking

Take it then

No, we'd like to look at your feet

What's there to look at?

Right, uncle

I�m not your uncle

I am the student of Old Eagle

Teacher said your toe has a red mole

you have to admit it

How's your teacher now?

He's dead

How did he die?

The Crouching Eagle killed him

What?

Teacher said that, if at all

Anything happens to him I should learn kung fu from you

Uncle, please teach us

I have no time

Look, I haven't finished my job

Let me help you

Would you steal to eat?

I don't think so

Who knows if it's real or not

Really

Go ahead quickly then

Who is he?

One of our own

Did your teacher leave you a pole?

Yes

Where is it now?

Somebody cheated him of it

Damn

Teacher said

This pole is not only powerful

But also has a secret, isn't that right?

It is a treasure left by our ancestors

I heard teacher say that

What's inside?

Precious stones

Precious stones?

Your ancestors wanted to promote martial arts

And the stones are meant to be used for setting up

Eagle's Claws schools in every district

But my kung fu...

Start practicing with me tomorrow

Thank you, uncle

What is this formation?

Listen well, this is the Four Door Formation

If you could break it

You�ll conquer the Crouching Eagle's pole

How?

With this Ring

it is used specifically against the pole

You're a bit slow, so learn attentively

If so, why are you giving him one more ring?

Never mind, let's start

Go on

I can't take it anymore

So soon!

How are you going to fight him?

Now you know its power

My back

Try again

I give up

You give up so easily

Why don't you let him try for a change?

Did you think I was born to be beaten up?

What are you doing?

What? I can't take anymore

With you gone I can't defeat the Crouching Eagle

That's your problem

You have no sense of honour

What do you mean?

If that were true

I wouldn't be here

I have always abided by honour

If that's the case

What did you say to me a while back?

Said you�ll get back the pole if it meant your life

Where is the pole?...

Did you say that?

Yes

Zhu Tou Bing (Pig Head)

With you gone I am hopeless

Do stay on

What for?

I want to avenge teacher

If you would help me

I�ll give you the pole

Why didn't you say it earlier?

We are brothers, no problem

93, 94, 95

96, continue, 97

98, 99

99... one too few, let's start again

Uncle, what has training with the ring to do with this?

The ring could be hard or soft

Once, again... 1, 2

Your kung fu is almost ready

When could we leave?

According to their rules

You need to defeat the 18 bronze men formation

Fight with them then

You are so dumb

You won't be able to win even when you're eighty

Oh, do I then need to eat vegetarian food all my life?

Please think of something

If I could I would have left

Why would I let you bully me!

There's a way

What?

Let them drive us out

Place your bets

Continue

Open

Banker takes all

Sorry

Someone's coming

Quick...hide

Stop, you dare organise gambling

No

Take them to the abbot

This is out of line

Guess the outcome

Coin

Gourd

So unacceptable! I now declare

You two be chased out from this place

Thank you so much

Thanks

Can we go now?

Let them sleep soundly and then sneak in

What should we do first once we're in?

Save those strong men first

So we�ll get more help

A fight...come quickly

Who is fighting?

Go in quickly

You�ll starve from now on

Hurry...

Someone's coming, hurry...

We are here to save you

Nuts, we don't need your saving

Come out quickly

Are you alright?

You...

Damn you

What's up?

Go back

Hurry...

Hurry...

Grab them

I didn't expect you two would dare to come

This time we're here to kill you

And get back the pole

Come and get it if you have the guts

Be careful

Attack

So careless!

I�ll get help

Tiger steal heart

Your arms are not long enough

I�ll give you a good beating

Not bad, for show

A bull

I�ll drive you towards the wall

This will ruin your face

So you really want to push me so hard

Too bad your legs are too long

But at last you end up in a coffin

Try my Indian Fist of Fury

Blow the pipe

What are you doing...

I said I won't come down

I�ll wait for you

Oh, shit

Don't stop

Peck me

Oh, my eyes!

Go over there

Want to leave?

Don't move...

I'm here, fear not

It�s alright...

You bitch, fooled my pole

Where are the gems?

No

Are you alright?

It�s okay, take down the ring first

Help me tie him up

Hurry, I can't bear this much longer

Hurry, I can't hold it anymore

Damn, fooled by him

Here

Come and get it if you are capable