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Okay. I'm glad to be here, but fuck. You guys really, like, do a lot for me to

sneak out.

Yeah. Because you're going to sit here and, like...

Whatever, whatever, so... You guys want something to do, come hop over here and

join us. Yeah, we do not, yeah.

We want to do spring break things, but not like this.

What are you trying to do for spring break? Something fucking crazy?

Can we go somewhere? Yeah, we just busted her out of her freaking fascist

Yeah, and that was not easy.

Where are you trying to go?

Well, I mean, we wanted to go to Florida.

Wasn't that the plan?

Yeah, what's the point? You guys got money for that?

I guess, like, all together, we don't have a lot of money. No, I already

out my mom's fucking board.

You guys are gross. And your board.

Yeah. Yeah.

I mean... I got an idea.

Watching you get hit.

Yeah.

Is it better than just, like, sitting here?

Yeah, I mean... I got something here. Give me a sec.

You guys want to do something fun. I've been thinking about this for a minute.

Yeah.

Throw this on.

This? Yeah, Jasmine's already got one on here. This one's for you. You look good

in red.

Throw this on. This is a female.

Yeah. We're going to go rob a corner store.

You guys need money.

We'll get this in Florida and we'll have fun in the process.

Put them on. Come on. Let's go. Are you fucking serious?

Yeah, it's nothing.

Babe, do you remember last time? It's nothing.

You ready, babe? Let's go do this.

Florida. Florida.

Yeah. Let's go.

Fuck. We're going to do this and we're going to go.

Are you sure?

Spring break. Get a spring break. Come on. Spring break.

Let's do it. Let's fucking do it.

I'm freaking out, girl.

Maybe this is a bad idea.

I've never held out.

Just pretend it's a fucking video game.

It's like you're in a movie or something.

You can't be scared of nothing.

You gotta be hard. Fuck that.

Don't be scared of shit.

Fuck!

Come on, give us the fucking money! Is that everything?

Come on.

Shut the fuck up. You stay quiet.

Yeah. Fucking go.

Fuck yeah.

Hurry up!

Come on. Get in the back. Get in the back. We're not fucking here!

Fucking go!

Come on.

Ladies, welcome.

It's my place. What do you think?

Wow.

I don't even care. You guys want to see what we got?

Yeah. Dude,

that was great. Come on.

We're cool. We're cool. We're cool.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Look at all this cash.

How much did you get?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Dude. Florida.

Bro, you're never going to believe where I am right now.

Bro, I'm inside the belly of the whale.

Calm down, man. I've got this. You know me.

You remember that new girl I've been fucking with?

Yeah, well, her friends are even younger and dumber than she is, bro.

They're just as fucking hot.

We just looted a corner store, bro, and the pigs are right behind us.

Don't worry, you fuck. I've got everything from the house.

Just meet me at the drop spot in an hour.

All right, do this.

I'm thinking curse before you're anywhere. We should move this party up

here.

Good morning.

Okay, they're taking passes.

Yes.

Yes.

Welcome to camp. I'm going to come all over this camp.

Welcome to our room for the night, ladies.

Good.

Thank you for bringing us up here.

Make yourself at home.

Oh, my God.

I just want to jump off the wall.

Oh, my God.

It's so soft. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

I can't believe everything we've done tonight.

Oh my god.

I'll leave the room again for 10 seconds.

Hi.

Hi.

You're taking such good care of us tonight. I love taking

care of you.

Thank

you,

girl. I just couldn't be able to touch you.

It feels weird we actually get to party.

Yeah. All week long.

Okay, we just learned a five -finger discount

This is what you were gargling on in the car.

Now I can't blame you.

I suggested this in the car like an hour ago.

What a great man you've got here.

Oh, yeah.

Who's that?

It's a girl.

I was wondering, can we find that one? You got lucky.

Yeah.

We'll find you guys up.

This is fun.

Let me take the daggers off of you.

Oh my god, I'm so

nervous.

You ready to share it?

I think it's someone's turn.

Take this ridiculous thing off.

I'm home.

Bye.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

This was so good.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my

god.

I know, it'll help you with tears.

That's our fucking community dick right there.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

You ready babe?

This is fucking good.

meeting each other up. Yes.

Yes. Let's do it.

Should we do a doggy or not?

Should we do a doggy?

Okay.

Okay.

Wait.

Is my brain thinking right?

It is.

I'm there.

These are the best fucking friends I've got to have.

Mm -hmm

It's fucking hot.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

I feel so bad

Put it right back inside of her.

Thank you.

oh my god oh my god

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Wow,

what a wave.

What a fucking good wave.

I don't know how I'm going to be able to hold this, girl.

You want to let it all out? Yeah.

Yeah, he knows what I'm thinking. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Come here.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, hi.

I think I'm going to find a towel.

I guess it wouldn't be polite to use that.

Alright, you guys want to figure out how we're going to get to Florida?

Yes. Yeah, let's go. I'm going to see if it's like dead.

Yes. Ray.

Oh, God.

What about round two, anyway?

Oh, God. We have to get our money first. Yes.

Oh, God.

I almost forgot about all that.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, shit.

All right, ladies, you have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be held against you in the court of law.

You have the right to remain silent. I'm an attorney.

If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you. Watch your head.

Are you okay to watch your head there?

Make sure your arms aren't too big.

Us holding up this door?

Fucking luck he totally played us.

He played us. Yeah, whatever he had planned, he just rubbed us right along.

Like, the bodega clerk wasn't even surprised.

I mean, it fucking makes sense now.

It literally was Lucky's thing the whole time.

I'm so sorry. And we made it so easy for him. Dude, we totally got fucked.

Okay, ladies.

Skeetsville County Jail, here we come.

The privilege of having flowers.

Don't think.

Get there. Just keep them out of the shot. We didn't do anything.

We didn't do anything.

We didn't do anything.

We didn't do anything. We didn't do anything. We didn't do anything. We

do anything.

We didn't do anything.

We didn't do anything.

Oh, fuck.

Am I fucking... This can't go on.

Oh, my God, I can't.

I'm not going to.

We're not going to. We didn't do anything.

We didn't do anything.

If we don't have a record, we're definitely not going to get into that

If Lucky is... I'm not going to go to that car. I'm going to go to Lucky.

I'm going to go to Lucky.

I can't believe you did. You did.

I can't. No.

He's such a slimy piece of shit.

Yeah, we could as well do that.

Nah, you really don't have the shoes on.

I'm going to pick him up.

I'm trying to find 23.

23, man.

Come on. I'm going to do some dingus over here.

You got her?

Oh, here you come.

Let's go, lady.

One minute.

You two have a seat here.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, Mayor.

I understand.

This is a big issue.

I completely understand that, sir. I know this is an important matter.

Absolutely.

Okay. All right, will do. Thank you.

No, they have nothing on us.

All right, ladies.

Well, are you going to tell us anything?

There's nothing to tell.

We're just having a little party.

A little party?

I'll bet the mayor didn't know he was hosting a little party.

The mayor?

The mayor?

Yeah. You fucking geniuses broke into the mayor's house.

What do you think about that?

I don't know anything about that. We're just trying to party.

That's gotta be the dumbest fucking move I've ever seen.

Breaking into the mayor's house and then... I don't know anything about

What about the bodega?

What about the bodega?

Open your mouth.

What do you think?

Looks like she's a sucking dick, if you ask me.

Excuse me?

Are you guys sure?

You're handsy over there.

Excuse me?

It takes one to know them.

I don't know what to tell you.

What do you think?

It's literally lovely at the Raw Girls.

Like, come on. Do you know how many girls are in town right now? If I wanted

your opinions, I'd give it to you.

You're under arrest. You're going to shut your mouth and let us do our

Whatever. Yeah, we're sick of you spring breakers coming into our town and

wrecking this place. This is Geekville.

God damn, Geekville!

Well, dude, it hurts. There's not much to say.

I'm so sick of these goddamn spring breakers.

They can come into our town and just do whatever they choose.

Have a fucking party. No big deal.

hurting anybody.

Not hurting anybody.

What about the mayor?

What about the mayor?

The mayor had his home broken into. He doesn't feel safe.

And you know who that looks bad on?

This guy.

How is that our problem?

Sounds like you guys need to do better police work.

I told you about that mouth.

She's not wrong though.

What?

This thing's got the point.

What kind of point?

That maybe you could do your job better than we did.

I can't hear you.

I can't hear a thing you're saying. Maybe you should do your job better.

That's all we're saying.

I mean,

how did you let the mayor's house get broken into in the first place?

I know, you did your job to protect the town.

You spring breakers always round up your coffee. Yeah,

now it's all our fault.

We're just three girls.

Do you think we could have done all this? Like, we're just three girls.

Yeah.

Three small girls. Nobody would hire us. We're just three girls.

I know.

That's embarrassing.

Yes, sir?

But we're in a man's day.

Um, quite a weird question.

I don't know what that is, sir.

Well, today's your lucky day.

Because there's going to be a lot of ass -eating going on today.

As there should.

Tell them. Is that what you guys do around here?

We're not going to kiss your ass.

Oh, you're not going to kiss my ass. You're going to beat my ass.

Is one of you a boyfriend lucky fate, by chance?

What about lucky?

Is that one of you a boyfriend?

He's a known cyber criminal around this neighborhood.

And you think we were with him?

Yeah. You tell us. That was a big threat.

I don't know.

Lucky fate in the boat, Sega.

I'm just saying it could have been anyone.

You know what? I think they're hiding something.

And you know where they're hiding it?

That's it. Let's get them to go. Cabin purchases.

What the fuck?

It's all.

This one's got a fucking mouth on her. I'm getting tired of it.

We have just begun.

Get these out of the way.

Holy fuck.

Oh, my God.

This is totally necessary.

Yeah, it is.

Why don't you take a look? Come here. You take a look.

And you look in that fucking ass, and you tell me what she's got in there.

What do you think it's up to? You've got precious jewels.

You've got nothing in there.

It's something.

Find the pot of gold up there. Let's see if I can find anything down here. I'm

going to try.

Is there anything good back there? She doesn't have anything.

See, you girls are fine.

It feels warm in here.

Oh, yeah, it does.

Well, yeah, your finger feels cold.

Sounds like a huge problem.

It is warm in here.

Keep running.

Keep running.

It feels like shit. You guys too. Okay, cut them out.

This one sucks cock like she's got a boyfriend.

Is this the one that was date lucky date? I think so, right?

You don't know who that is?

Oh, wow.

Is there anything in there?

Well,

that is one thing we're looking for.

That's Lucky's specialty, apparently.

Well, that was just a joke. I don't know anything.

Yeah, that's what they all said.

This one's got a pussy like my ex -wife.

Lose, huh?

Whatever,

just let them be thorough.

Are you going to tell us more?

Looks like the Mancini gang ran through that one.

Wow.

They think they know everything.

I don't see anything so far.

Really?

Yeah.

Those girls don't want to listen.

I'm going to give you the fucking ass whooping that Daddy should have given

the whole time.

You know what?

I think it's time that...

We do the one -on -one interviews.

Right this way.

That seat right there.

What are you going to tell us?

I have nothing to tell.

You're one of those, huh?

I guess so.

Take this off. No clothes in the interrogation room.

You're so weird.

Yeah, there you go.

Are my shoes fine?

Take them off.

It was me and Lucky.

We were kind of the ones that set it up. Lucky's fate, right?

Yeah, you know that, you know that. And we kind of wrote them into it,

and I didn't really fully know, like, everything that we were going to get

ourselves into.

like, lucky, just, like, started, like, he, like, brought us this, like, house,

and, like, he had the keys and everything, so we didn't think we were,

breaking and entering or anything.

He, like, literally had the keys and everything.

We found Woodrum's oil all over the mayor's house.

I don't know anything about that. I mean, do you know about the mayor's

activities? I don't know.

I don't really know. We know the three of you.

I've been associated with the oil.

What about the oil? The entire house was covered in the oil.

I mean, we have nothing to do with that. Are you sure you didn't do that?

Officer Fiera.

Yeah.

What?

We have nothing to do with oil. I thought this was about data or some

So.

You break into the bodega, then you break into the mayor's house.

Anything else you want to tell us?

I mean, that sounds like a lot of projections.

Look, we didn't do anything.

It's spring break.

We're just trying to have fun.

You know, me and my girlfriend knocked out of my parents' house.

Knocked out of my parents' house.

Kind of conned my stepbrother.

I mean, then I'm just trying to party.

Trying to party? Yeah, spring break. We're just trying to party.

Did you or did you not break into the bodega and then do that yourself?

Like, it's a loaded question.

All I remember is having sex with my girlfriend.

I don't really know anything else.

any more information.

Interesting.

Well, the other two already told us everything, so you might as well just

us your story.

Did they?

Uh -huh.

Sounds like something out of your playbook to get me to talk.

Everyone's got a story to tell, and I'd love to hear yours.

True, but not everybody wants to tell their story.

The time you fess up, you'll feel better. You'll sleep better at night.

I think that's fine.

You don't look like you slept in days.

You've been out partying.

Are you looking in the mirror?

What, you think that overhead lighting is going to move out of the eyes?

That would be a mountain of unsolved cases on the desk.

How do you know about our cases?

Well, I just know them all.

How do you know?

Well, I mean, you guys are not the brightest at your job.

Well, we seem to get to the bottom of things, and we've gotten to the bottom

everything we wanted to today.

I think the key word is thing, but not cases.

Look, we started at the bottom, and now we're here. You understand me?

You do?

So he's like a snake oil salesman? Is that what you're trying to say? Snake

That you just poured all over your hand.

I didn't pour any oil. Was all over the mayor's home.

You just poured oil.

And... Are you calling me a liar?

You literally just poured oil.

I had nothing to do with the oil. Are you sure he didn't fucking pour the oil

over the mayor's house before you got there?

Listen. We've been doing this for a very long time.

Really? And we've seen...

You're trying to come through here left. It's my kind. And motherfucking right.

And what is my kind?

Well,

you guys are on spring break all the time.

I mean, it is true we're on spring break.

I mean, that was the whole point of everything. We were just trying to get

money for a little spring break vacation, because we're all broke as

We just wanted to have a fun spring break, but... Broke as shit. Now the

comes out.

You know, the type of people that would do anything because they need them.

Uh -huh.

I don't know about anything. I mean, we were just having a good time.

We know you were hanging with Nathan.

Nathan? I wasn't hanging with Nathan.

We were told you were hanging with Nathan.

Well, I think you should get your facts checked. And there was quite a bit of

alcohol involved.

Alcohol? I don't even drink.

You're just pulling shit out of your ass, man.

Like, I don't... You want to eat my ass?

Did I say that? I don't think I said that.

Look, Lori told us everything.

What do you know about oil?

Um, I guess it depends on what kind of oil.

Like, cooking oil, olive oil, canola oil, vegetable oil. Tell them what kind

oil we're looking for.

Fossil fuel.

Did you see any wood germ oil at the house?

Any wood germ?

You heard me.

No, I haven't seen any wood germ oil.

Don't play stupid.

Your hand is covered in wood germ oil right now.

He just poured oil on me.

Look! And it was earlier, too.

Stay with the other one.

Hands are covered in wood germ oil.

Wood germ?

I don't know anything about oil and why that's relevant.

You and both your little...

masquerading friends are covered in Woodrum's oil, as well as the mayor's

Therefore, with my detective skills, I'm quite positive the three of you

broke into the mayor's house and spilled the same oil that you used

to jerk us off all over the fucking house.

Well, based off of your detective skills, you're probably wrong.

We weren't involved in anything.

Octavia and I were trying to have a good time.

We caught up with Jasmine and her boyfriend.

And who's her boyfriend?

That lucky guy. You guys already know him.

Interesting.

So... Why is he lucky?

Could he get the fuck you?

Is that why he's lucky? That's between him and Jasmine.

Did you fuck him?

No.

Well, it seems like you guys are just making up stories. Like, oil?

Like, the fuck? Not just any oil.

A specific oil.

Woodrum's oil.

Okay. And this Woodrum's oil can't be found anywhere except in

the pocket of you.

Well, I think you need to check your officer because he's the one that

poured it on my hand.

I didn't see that.

Oh, so you're in on it, too. Look at your hand. Your hand is covered in

oil. Of course it's covered in oil. He just fucking poured oil on me.

What am I trying to get out of you? I'm trying to get to the bottom.

I'm trying to get to the bottom of this.

You're not going to get it out of me, are you?

Not going to get it out of her. What do you think, Officer Fiera?

Well, you're going to have to tell us.

What?

Tell us about Lucky, and tell us about the other two involved.

Lucky who?

Where's Lucky?

How the fuck am I supposed to know? He snuck out the back fucking door like a

little fucking snake.

He's your boyfriend, right?

Not any longer, I mean... What did he do? Do you know what he took from that

plate? I don't know what he took. I don't know what you guys think he took.

All I know is we were just kind of following his lead.

Well, he's a known cyber criminal. You know that, right?

Why would I know that?

Literally, why would I know that? No.

Why would you know that?

Because he has a reputation.

A reputation for being a cyber criminal. And you have a reputation for

being a fucking thief.

Uh -huh.

A cock -sucking...

Please. Yep.

You don't know anything.

No. You know what? I know something.

Put your knees on that chair.

I want you to give us a fine inspection to all the tempieras.

Okay.

And what about us?

What about us?

Do you want to inspect your clock?

Jesus. We had nothing to do with this. He's just trying to fucking set us up.

And Brian and Octavia had nothing to do with this.

Nothing. Don't try to get them in trouble. They really had nothing to do

this. It was... Why are they with you then?

I mean, they just wanted a fun fun day like I did.

And so...

Lucky came up with this plan, and we were just supposed to do, like, a small

project to get some extra cash, and then we went to the bank where you guys

showed up, and then all of a sudden you guys just, like, fucking come to the

front door, and Lucky didn't know where to be found. And that's about the extent

of it.

So, I suggest you just tell us everything.

We've got right now.

That's what I'm saying.

What'd she say?

I know

about the bodega,

huh?

Following Lucky's lead.

There we go. She was following.

I had a feeling that was the case.

He's at the house of his.

Oh, interesting.

And so that was our understanding.

Why would it be considered breaking and entering if we thought it was our

friend's house?

Break into that pussy and enter. That was his place.

Have you ever washed it?

What's it smell like?

Um, like, sad, sad, sad officer tears.

Can I keep that?

It's not bad.

I don't know why you keep it up here. We don't know anything.

We didn't do anything.

These girls don't want to say too much.

We

didn't

have to do anything. You guys did it yourselves.

I was the pillow that said, you know.

I'm throwing up.

Go on.

And where are your parents?

They're on their own vacation. God, they must be so worried about me.

Oh, you have to be. You have to let me at least call my parents. They must be

worried. I have, like, my stepbro behind.

Nathan? What do you mean? Nathan what?

Nathan what?

Nathan Bronson. You guys don't know him.

Anyway. So you guys were hanging with Nathan?

We weren't.

Nathan was helping me get out of my house.

Were you hanging with Nathan?

No.

No alcohol or consuming alcohol with Nathan? No.

Are you kidding? He's my brother.

You weren't in the castle?

So what about your friends there?

Did they know about this?

There's nothing to know about.

We were just having a good time.

That's all you can answer, having a good time.

Connecting now.

You have to know more.

I didn't know anything. I don't have a different reason to give you.

How did you break into the mayor's house?

That's a great question.

We're going to get to the bottom of it. I knew they didn't say anything.

They told us everything.

They told us you were the real leader.

That's rich.

Rich? I thought you were fucking broke.

Yeah. It's saying.

How'd you get through the front gate?

It was open.

I don't know. Ask Lucky.

So Lucky had the answer.

That's what seems to be who we're looking for.

Yeah. Let's keep thinking we know things.

Well, I think you do.

What do you have to say for yourself?

I mean, I'm trying to tell you everything that happened.

Okay. It was all worth it.

It's not all that we have left.

And the bodega and the mayor's house.

I don't know anything about the mayor's house.

What do you think?

All your lies, Catherine.

What do you know about the Mancini gang?

Both of them.

Nothing?

That they exist?

I don't know what.

I'm going to have to keep going.

I go, yeah, can I call my lawyer?

Shouldn't I have been able to do that first?

You know what?

Oh, I don't want you to talk to her.

We're going to give her the one call.

Yeah. I don't want to.

Put this on. We're going to give you a call, and I'll give you this call.

You're not saying anything else.

And how do you put this on?

Do you think orange is my color?

No. Why?

We didn't even fucking do anything. It was lucky.

Yeah? Yeah, it wasn't even us.

Why are you jamming us?

And it seems like you were in on it too. You're talking about the fucking oil

that I literally have no idea what you're fucking talking about.

You're going into the dumps. Yeah, put her in.

Yep. Put her in.

Oh.

No. Yep.

What the heck is this? Come back up this way.

We're doing business with you. Yes, officer.

Little lady.

Fuck, you didn't tell them anything, right? I mentioned Lucky's name.

What'd you say?

I mentioned Lucky. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I didn't know what to do. I didn't fucking... I didn't pick.

I didn't pick. It's Lucky's fault. He fucking set us up for this shit. He

if we throw him under the bus.

He's going to incriminate us in the problem.

I know.

No. No.

It's okay.

It's okay. We can still make this work.

I mentioned it today, but I didn't know anything. Like I said, I don't know

anything.

I don't think we have all of the fucking hacks anyway. We're going to find out

when it's there.

Seriously. We just have to figure out how to fucking get out of this.

Oh, fuck.

You guys have to figure out how to get out.

Right. Right.

They don't know what they... They don't actually know anything.

Oh, shit.

They're just a bunch of walking, talking dildos.

And, like, they mentioned video footage, but it's like, if they actually had

video footage, they wouldn't be fucking interrogating them.

Did they ask you about oil, too?

Yeah. How are you ladies enjoying the presidential suite?

Well, I don't know. Does it come with an insert?

Oh, it comes with an insert.

Cat? That's for sure.

Can I see your menu?

No, there's no fucking menu. You're in jail.

Is that why you're so grumpy all the time?

I'm not grumpy. I'm the happy one. He's the grumpy one. Look at him.

You're miserable, honestly.

You girls don't talk much either.

Well, that's my job.

No, we're just the fucking guys. Yeah.

No?

You guys realize you don't have enough to keep us here?

Yeah, right.

We don't need anything to keep you here.

Our keys.

Exactly.

Wouldn't you like to find out?

Wouldn't you like to film?

You can have this deck, but you'll never have these keys.

It'll be different.

There is a big difference.

There it is.

I don't want nothing.

Do you girls still want to stay quiet or do you want to talk?

There's nothing to talk about.

Yeah, you can't hold on.

I'll have whatever I want. I'm not interrogating outside of the

room.

Is this cool?

Say that again.

Say that again.

Don't think you're supposed to interrogate us in here at all.

I don't think you can kill us without actual evidence.

We're not interrogating anything.

We're just doing our job.

It's cheap.

Oh, I'm getting a call. Hold on.

Hello.

Hold on.

It's the lawyer's attorney.

The doctor's attorney. Oh, they're right in there.

Yeah.

Keep an eye on them. Yeah.

You guys are going to get sued.

Yeah.

You can't even spell food.

Ironically, detaining us, I think it's going to get in so much trouble.

Detained? You've never been detained.

What are we right now? We're detained in a cell.

You're doing whatever it is you choose you want to do.

Yeah, well, I didn't choose to be in this cell, so I guess I am detained.

So which one of you is going to talk?

None of us.

I don't have anything to say. I'm assuming Matt's talking right now.

Whoever has the wood germ oil is the guilty one.

Well, that seems like it's your partner that's the guilty one.

Hey, I don't think you know what you're talking about.

I don't think you know what you're talking about. Yeah, with your wood germ

You're a moron.

Are you going to detain us?

Hmm.

Until we get the much needed information that you're going to provide us.

We have no information to give you.

We've given you everything we have.

Well, I haven't had enough. I want some more of your information.

You want us to just record what we have to say and write it on the board for

you? That would be easier.

I don't know. I feel like you're just using me at this point.

Using you?

Using you? Yep.

For what?

For my information.

Maybe only because it's so easy to get away with this.

A lesson with.

Right? Right. What kind of detective is he?

Yeah.

I saw the backup tape file on your guys' desk.

Yeah. I'm feeling pretty confident.

Like, there's a lot of unresolved issues in these bills.

You couldn't tell times it was right in front of them. No.

I'll tell you this, I'm going to get to the bottom of it. Whatever it is, I'm

going to get to the bottom of all of it. I'm sure you get into a lot of bottom

when you're a detective.

I am a detective.

I have half a mind.

You do have half a mind.

To bend one of you over and show you who the wall is.

Aw, big scary man.

Who's it going to be?

Well, I mean, I'm so excited.

Bend over.

Yes, sir.

Bend over.

Okay.

Show me back.

We're getting out of this just like we got out of the bodega.

We're getting out one way or another.

We always get what we want.

So, when you're going back, guys, let's pull one over on them.

Let's get them in here. Come on.

Yeah.

Did you hear that, detective?

I haven't heard a thing.

Yeah. They're so dumb here.

Bring break.

Bring break. Bring break.

Yeah.

We're going to get our party.

We're going to make it the best of our time.

Okay, ready?

Spring

break.

Spring break, ladies.

What about spring break?

Spring break? You ruin our spring break. Yeah.

It's kind of depressing this year is going to be.

Yeah. It's kind of oh, it's warm.

Yeah. No kidding.

I mean, we did not come all the way to Skeetsville just to meet the worst

detectives in the U .S. For real.

Like, wasting our time.

Dilly -dallying. Where are the attorneys?

They're going to get sued.

You don't even know how rich my parents are. My parents are so fucking rich.

Yeah, they are.

Nobody.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're going to regret this.

You're going to regret the payment.

You're going to get bailed out. You're going to get sued.

You're going to get bailed out.

You have your sad officer uniform to cry into.

I'm really smelling what you threw in my head.

That was the highlight of your day, you know.

Sure, sweetie.

What did he like to think?

I bet talking to us was the highlight of his day.

It must be so lonely. I know. I don't know the last time a girl even talked to

him. Right? That he wasn't fucking detaining.

He wasn't small.

Do they even let you have a gun around here?

Oh, I got a gun. It's right here.

I'll be the judge of that.

I don't think he even needs the license to carry that thing.

Open carry.

Another word. We're getting out. We're getting out.

We just need to make them think that we're doing what they are.

Well, I have good news and bad news.

I know what it is.

Rory's parents posted the bail.

Fuck yeah. Told you guys.

But we have to wait until tomorrow to see the judge.

Why tomorrow?

Fucking bullshit.

You're just fucking with us now.

Nope. You're just going to fucking control us.

There's a thunder knight in here.

In this shithole.

Absolutely. Are you serious?

Uh -huh.

Fucking complete horse shit.

What do you mean by that? Horse shit.

Yeah, horse shit. Horse shit.

Horse shit.

You can't just fucking detain us for days on end. We have rights. We've been

posted to bail.

You're not being detained.

You've been under arrest.

What's the difference?

And then we're just dead.

Yeah. I cannot believe this.

I don't think you guys even know the laws.

Oh, trust me.

We know the laws.

Laws. Laws.

So you guys are going to have to stay the night.

That makes no sense at all.

If we got our bail posted, then why the fuck would we die?

Then we should be able to go. That's already paid for.

Well, you have to... You still have to be the judge.

Be the judge?

For what?

Because we can't just let you loose. We don't know what you're going to do in

this town.

I'm not going to do shit. Well, you haven't done shit.

Well,

you already caused enough trouble.

We haven't done anything.

You've just had us locked in this fucking cell. What are you talking

whole time.

Yeah.

We haven't done fucking bullshit. I mean in this town.

You guys weren't afraid to fucking rob the bodega. We haven't done anything.

And break into the bigger town.

have evidence for all the evidence we need.

Oh, God. Are you fucking planted?

Yeah.

I don't think I've heard of that kind of oil.

If our fail is posted, I'm pretty sure we're free to go.

Yeah.

No, we gotta stay overnight.

We haven't even done anything.

Junk will be in tomorrow evening.

Tomorrow evening?

Yep. So we're gonna be here a day and a half, two days, basically.

What if spring break weekend?

What if we help you find lucky?

Yeah. What if we did help you find lucky? Would you let us go?

Well,

we might be able to work something out. I think we could work something out.

You think?

Yeah.

We need to do anything.

We need to help you guys with this.

Really? What do you know?

Well, I mean.

Well, you already know what we know.

What do you want to know?

Yeah. I'm just saying, we're not the ones that you're looking for.

And if you really want to close this case, maybe we should help you.

Yeah. I don't think you're going to do it by yourself.

No. You guys need us.

Yeah.

Definitely. We need some people to help you think around here.

Yeah. I think you should tell them. You mean?

Well, we can help you find Lucky.

Maybe even get back the data.

It's actually your guys' lucky day. We're going to help you actually close

Interesting.

Because people think we don't know shit.

We don't know shit.

Yeah.

The only thing you know is you're under a rat.

Actually, no.

You got the right to remain fucking fucked. He doesn't know anything.

We could really get him here.

Well... What do you think, ladies? We should help you close the case?

I think we have to.

That's what we need. We need to make that happen.

Yeah. We need to get out of here before they can judge.

Yeah.

Well,

you guys...

I don't know. We're going to have to maybe give it another couple hours.

we can make a phone call. A couple hours?

For right now, you guys are in this jail cell.

What do you think we do? Run on water sometimes?

Well. We have a couple of hours.

No? No.

Well.

No, we're kind of hoping you'd let us know when you're going to meet me. Yeah.

Like, if we just, like, help you set him up, then.

What else do you need us here for?

Well... Because the rule is you have to finish out your

term until the judge comes.

That's really what it boils down to.

Whose rule?

I mean, that's the law.

You're just making up laws.

You're making up all these laws.

Bottom line is you girls are fucked.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yep, pretty much.

I think we can work something out.

You think?

Yeah, something to try.

Yeah,

and tell us, like, how we can set him up, or what you need to set him up, and

long as we can fucking get out of here, like, we'll help with it.

Yeah, he just moved us and left us.

Fuck that snake.

Can't we fucking date him?

You know his usual go -to spot, right?

Dude. Oh my god.

He probably did.

Don't let them all know yet.

We can think of a good place.

What's the good place?

I mean, there's...

and stuff that he likes to go to.

Like a secret garden?

Yeah,

yeah, a secret garden. Exactly.

Exactly like that.

Something like that.

I'm going to see if we can get you girls out of here in a little bit.

Yeah? Really?

I like that.

But...

Because we still have to break the trust question into the mayor's house.

That's an issue.

We didn't know. He had the keys, so it wasn't technically breaking and

I don't know how you would pin that on us. We didn't know. We were just invited

in. By lucky.

How did we get to know?

Like you guys said, we're just dumb whores.

Pretty much.

A bunch of horse shit.

Yeah, horse shit.

Yeah, some oiled up horse shit.

Well, I'm going to talk to the warden and see what he

says about getting you guys out of here.

Which warden?

Huh? Which warden?

I'm not sure who's here right now.

But... I told the warden to get a dealer.

Yeah? Yeah.

Well, maybe it is. I'll check.

Let me run out and talk to him real quick, and I'll be right back.

Oh, thank you. Hey, let him know I said I love him.

Fuck yeah.

I'm really disappointed in you, girl.

Disappointed? We're helping you.

I expected so much more.

You wouldn't have shit if it weren't for us. Well, we expected just an inch more

as well.

Or two.

We play it a little more and then we run for it. I know what you guys want.

Let's get what we want.

Alright,

so I spoke with him.

Yeah? And we might be able to work something out.

Really? And what about the man?

We might be able to work something out about that.

Oh, perfect.

So you're going to drop the charges?

Well, we're...

What are you thinking about?

Thinking about... Okay.

Yeah. Can we help you drop those charges?

Help you think a little harder? Yeah.

I think it'd be really good for all of us.

It'll happen anyway. Yeah.

We can close the gate.

Yeah. Help you find Lucky.

Oh, interesting. You set him up.

Interesting. Yeah.

We can help you with that.

We can all work out. So, and a good break. Yeah, we can all work together.

We can all be friends, right?

Yeah. We'll be good friends.

Now that we're on speaking terms.

Really?

You think?

I'm going

to

talk to someone and see what we can do.

Yes. Thank you, officer.

You know, I'm not exactly sure that

they're still not guilty, but... Yeah,

that's a good thing.

By the look on their faces.

Yeah, yes.

Guilty as charged. But we're not charged.

I hate when this happens.

Come on, guys.

Holy shit.