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Ah.

Ah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Boy,

you like that?

Huh?

Is that good?

I'm talking, I like it like that.

Oh yeah, fuck me.

It's still doggy fashion.

Come on.

Oh, yeah, like that.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'll keep him behind.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you like that?

Oh.

Ooh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Some of you like it.

Suck all of it.

Don't go, Claudia. Stay and talk. You know I can't.

You can.

Let's do it again, Claudia.

That's enough, Helena. You know it's my life's work.

Tell those damned animals.

You don't understand, wife, the importance of what I'm doing.

It will be the definitive work on the Etruscan culture.

Don't you realize that?

Who gives a shit about the Etruscans? I'm still horny, honey.

Look, I'm doing this work for posterity.

Bugger posterity. Fuck your wife who's longing for you.

Narcissus.

Ave, Claudius. Always punctual, huh?

Always at your service, Claudius.

That's my boy. Have you found what I asked you for?

Of course.

A freed man should always fulfill the desires of his master.

And is she beautiful?

Stunning. Really stunning.

And she says she's dying to meet you, Claudius.

She's not some tarted -up old baggage. I said I wanted a dewy little rosebud.

Remember that.

How old is this bird, anyway? About the same age as your wife.

Idiot. I said I wanted a virgin.

In Rome.

There have to be some chaste women left in the city somewhere. Well, there might

be one.

Come on, move your ass, Narcissus. Find my rosebud. I'll do my best. Don't

worry.

She's the one I've been looking for.

I want her.

Better keep your hands off that little number.

Narcissus, I've got to have that little rosebud.

But she's the daughter of your cousin, Barbato Masala.

Even better. That way it stays in the family.

Very well. I'll fix her up with you.

Get me an hour alone with her, Narcissus. I swear I'll cover you with

Be ready for it this evening, Master. I give you my word. I promise.

Aren't you pushing things?

Taking liberties? I mean, we hardly know each other.

Meanwhile, time is flying.

Flying never to return.

Are you a poet as well?

Your beauty inspires me. Do you really fancy me? Oh, like crazy. Yes, like

crazy. Oh, narcissist.

Oh, you sweet talker girl.

Night sleeve.

Come and help me prepare for the night.

What's the matter with you this evening? Why are you caressing me this way?

Why are you so fiery tonight?

Caress me.

Quench the fire that devoured me.

You're no slave girl.

You're a man.

What do you want? Would you rather have a sapphic slave girl?

Oh, no.

Then allow me to introduce you to the joys of heterosexuality.

Listen,

Claudius. If I give you my maidenhead, I want something in exchange.

So you recognize me then?

Of course.

Everybody at court knows Claudius.

The renowned Etruscan historian.

And besides, we're distant relatives, aren't we?

Oh, Miss Alina, I'm absolutely crazy about you.

Be mine and I'll give you whatever you want.

Anything, I mean it, really.

Introduce me to Caligula.

What, that sexy maniac?

Why do you want to meet that dangerous lunatic?

Only to seduce and marry him.

Marry him? Marry me. I'll repudiate my wife tomorrow.

Oh, thanks, but you're not the emperor.

Caligula, on the other hand, is.

I'm itching to sit on that throne.

But you, for the favor, can be the first to enjoy me in a whole night of love.

It'll be the most fantastic night you've ever had.

Oh.

Oh.

I'll suck on this honey bunny.

Oh, my God.

Swallow it. Oh, yeah. It's trying to do something.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

wait a minute.

I have to let it in its new position.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You'll split me from half to two.

I'm trying to do.

That's so good.

You like that?

Tell me you like that.

Let me hear it.

You

like

the feel of it inside you, don't you?

It's lovely.

Yes.

You'll fill me right up.

Now, sweet slave, drink from my fountain of life.

I love when you ride me.

Velvet.

Oh, you're so wet.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, now I want your sweet, tight ass.

Oh, yeah.

I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you.

Oh, that is... Oh,

yeah.

Oh, Miss Ellen.

Wild.

Oh, you like that?

Does that make you feel good?

Does that make you feel good?

It's never been that good before.

Do you like it? Do you like that?

Tell me you like it.

I want to hear you say you like it.

Tell me you like it.

Huh?

Oh, now I'm going to drink the juice from my vitals. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good girl.

That's it.

Now tuck it.

you are, Claudius.

I was just... Hail Caesar.

What? Caligula has been assassinated and the Praetorian Guard has acclaimed you

emperor, Claudius.

But I... Claudius, don't be so dim.

You've become the emperor.

It's quite simple.

If Rome calls me, I shall obey.

Well, you wanted to marry an emperor, Miss Selina, didn't you?

So come on.

Any objections, Masala? No, Caesar. It's a great honor for my family.

Come along, Emperor.

There.

Surely, Miss Selina, you're satisfied now. You've achieved your goal now.

Of course.

I'm the most powerful woman in Rome now.

And the most beautiful.

I bet the emperor's wearing himself out in the imperial bed.

I wish you were.

But I'm afraid he's always too busy with affairs of state.

Not for me. And I just sit here burning with desire.

I'm always at your disposal, you know that, oh Divine One.

Call on me whenever you wish.

Thank you.

I intend to build another aqueduct.

Rome has become a large city and consequently needs lots of water.

Furthermore, I have the intention of building a new, very large... Hey, oh

Divine One! What?

Ah, Miss Alina.

Claudia.

I want to talk to you.

In private, of course.

Not now, Miss Alina. I'm busy, don't you think?

I just wanted to show you my new clothes.

How about it?

Later, dear, later.

Very well.

Since you're not interested in my clothes, I'll find someone who's more

interested in them and what's inside them.

Messalina. Caesar.

The legions in Britain need reinforcements.

Britain, huh?

Of course.

Take off your armor, men.

And lay down your arms, soldiers.

You owe me blind obedience as your empress.

So please strip off.

Now live up to your reputation as warriors in this battle of love.

Oh. Oh.

oh oh

Woo!

Oh, my God.

Thank you for

watching.

I must speak with you. What is it, Narcissus?

I've just seen Messalina with two Praetorians. Shameless hussy!

See that she receives nobody else. Go.

Gaia, come here.

Yes, Divine One.

Now I want you to deliver this to my friend Aula.

I will.

How is he hung?

Oh, like a jackass.

Fine.

Let's have a look at this one.

Oh.

Oh.

Look what I found.

I guess we'll offer up his weapon.

Sure.

He should be pleased.

Turn around.

Do we keep this or throw him back?

You'll do, all right.

All ready?

Sure, let's go.

Then we'll be freed men.

Certainly.

Stop, you can't go in there.

By order of the Emperor.

Come on. I'm following orders. We're not men either. Please, please.

Oh, it's you.

The Empress is waiting. Come in, please.

At last you're here.

That's right.

Are these the girls?

Yes. Fine.

Let's see if I like them.

They look virginal.

This one's pretty.

So is this one.

Bye.

Besides,

it's time to grant citizenship to the colonies.

That wouldn't be very good politically, Caesar.

On the contrary, this move would win me the support of... Oh, Divine Caesar.

What is it now, Necessus? You can't burst in here like my wife.

And it is precisely about her I wish to talk.

With a trick, she's managed to get some slaves into her rooms, it seems.

And then... Slaves now, is it?

See to it they are silenced.

At once.

Where were we?

You spoke of giving citizenship to the colonies, Divine Caesar.

Citizenship? Put the colonies to fire and sword.

By order of the Emperor, 100 last streets.

dare burst into my rooms like this.

I'm the Empress!

How dare you, I say!

The Empress has the right to do anything she pleases, and I do exactly as I

please. So fair, is that quite clear?

You have no sense of responsibility, Messalina. Thank goodness Narcissus

me. Your accessories could have had disastrous results.

My political enemies are longing for a scoundrel. If they get one, they'll

crucify me. I certainly don't want to be limited in such a way.

What about your responsibilities towards me?

You're my wife, Miss Lena.

You're the Empress.

What are you doing this evening?

What a question. You know I have to take the chair of the Council of Provincial

Governors.

And you'll be back late, as usual, hmm?

Of course I'll be back late. But don't fool yourself.

I've given orders to Narcissus to see that you're well guarded.

If I were in your sandals, I wouldn't trust that freedman.

He's a man, too.

Don't forget, Narcissus. Let me know if anything happens. Of course.

Gaia. Coming, oh divine one.

What am I going to do now?

Why not try corrupting that idiot narcissist?

That creep is far too scared of the gelder's knife, the worm.

Maybe you could slip out without him seeing you.

How the devil could I do that?

Oh divine one, is there not a secret way out to the palace in case of emergency?

What? Along the secret passage?

Along the secret passage.

Of course.

Hey, Gaia.

Darling, you have an absolutely fantastic idea.

I'll wear this so nobody will be able to recognize me, and I'll go wherever I

like. Yes!

I'll go down to the gladiator's barracks. Oh, no, you can't go there.

know you.

I'd better stay at home, then.

Why?

Because I'm known everywhere in Rome, aren't I?

They won't recognize you in a... in a tavern.

That's it. I'll go to a tavern.

One where the hordes go.

Gaia. Yeah? I'm going.

Right now.

Fine.

The secret passage is down there.

I'm on it.

Are you the landlord of the town?

That's right. Why?

I want to pick up men with evil.

Well, let's see what you've got to offer.

Venus, be praised. You're a piece of goods for patricians you are. My

can't afford you.

Don't waste your time here.

Oh, maybe I forgot to mention.

I'm the one who pays.

And remember, I can take more than one set at a time. Is that clear? Oh, well.

Come on,

you lucky people.

There's enough for everybody. Come on. I like this.

Come on. Come on. We can all play?

Yeah. All right.

Good time is guaranteed for all.

God be praised for sending you here, my duck.

Here's a nice soft table for your pretty ass.

Oh, me first, eh? We're looking after you. Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

Let's see ya, man.

Let's see ya.

What's going on over there?

Okay, everybody, now, there's enough for everybody.

Calm down.

Calm down, one at a time.

Okay. Nice.

Oh,

wow.

Hey, not bad, huh?

Nice. This is a first -class joint here.

Are you happy, folks? Good -looking girl.

Come here. Come here.

She's looking good. She's looking good.

Yes,

darling, yes. That's the way to do it. Yes, baby, baby.

All right.

Yes.

This is working hard, too.

You think this is gonna work out? You think this is gonna work out?

I don't know what you're saying. I don't know why.

You must have said another word.

you would

I'm crazy.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Up and down, baby.

In and out.

Oh, look at that.

Look at her ass.

Looks like a little button, doesn't it?

Yeah, right now.

Get it out.

Oh, God.

Good, good boy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yeah.

No.

Keep it up, mate.

Yeah, keep it up.

Rev it into it.

It's looking good.

Oh, man.

Can you hear that?

I would like to have a crack at it.

Yeah? You will, you will.

Talk about monopolizing.

Don't we all get a crack at it? We all get a crack at it.

Your turn.

oh oh oh

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Hey,

bring some more stuff this way. We want more of this rain here.

I'm the consul casminus. What's a nice girl like you doing in a filthy place

like this?

Why, don't you fancy me? Certainly do, but I know who you are.

Let's go.

Sure.

If you were to tell Claudius what you've seen this evening, it could be greatly

to your advantage.

What do you want for your silence?

One night of love.

It'll be my reward.

It'll be a reward for me, too.

Stop following me around.

This is the first time I've ever said this.

I love you.

I love you too, Miss Alina.

Darling, I can't live without you.

Let's run away. Far, far away.

It wouldn't work, Gaius.

My husband's the emperor.

He'd find us wherever we were. We don't stand.

Oh, well, let's have to love in secret. We'd have no choice.

What else can we do?

It's my destiny.

We must resign ourselves to our fate.

What are we going to do about Narcissus?

The odious Narcissus.

Maybe there is a way to get rid of that son of a bitch.

That bastard.

The disgusting watchdog.

Orders from you, Divine One.

Take this, Mrs.

DeClaudius, and see that he reads it at once.

Very good.

Narcissus.

You called me, Messalina.

Why don't you stay and keep me company for a while?

You have slave girls for debt, oh divine one.

Well, they aren't around just now.

And besides, I prefer male company. What are you saying?

No, please. Please, don't ask me to do this.

You can't refuse me.

I'm your empress.

I can't do it, Messalina, please.

Here I am, hot and panting, and you don't want to taste the joy of forbidden

love, Narcissus?

It would be my downfall.

Does that matter if you have me?

I guess not. You're right.

It was a vision between your legs.

Oh, yeah.

How could I have ever resisted you?

My

Job.

This is like the nectar of the God.

How could I ever have thought about my career?

My jewels are going to stick it in your ass now.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

What a tight ass you have.

This is an emperor's delight.

I'd rather be a freedman than a slave.

Oh, yeah.

You're going to come.

I can feel your asshole quivering.

Oh, yeah.

That vault is so tight. You're filling up with cum.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no. You're driving me crazy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Don't you hear? It's a lot.

It's a lot.

It's a lot.

It's a lot. It's a lot.

Putty now. Putty.

I could never hurt enough of you.

I won't be satisfied with this.

I won't. More and more.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

It's all in.

Right there.

It's right there where you want it.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, that's right.

No. No.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh. Like that.

Oh, yes.

Faster.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes, my Empress.

Oh, yes.

Oh, all the fountains of Rome.

Oh, yes, my Lord.

How could I have ever thought of resisting you?

Help! Adulterer!

Claudius, oh, my goodness.

Seize him, guards, and feed the filthy, fornicated lions at once.

Help! Help! Help!

Oh, my poor, dear wife.

The dirty swine raped me. He did.

He took me by force.

I'll have him engelded before he's thrown to the lions.

Oh, please, Claudius.

Stay here with me.

I can't.

My duties call me from your side. Oh, Seth.

You never hear when I need you. You always leave me alone.

Forgive me, darling.

I'll spend some time with you tomorrow.

Now we've managed to get rid of that pain in the ass, Narcissus.

Nobody's going to stop us loving each other.

Say that again, my love.

But let's not waste time in pointless chatter.

Oh. Oh.

I like that. Oh, that's so good.

That's so good.

Oh, Messalina.

Oh, my queen.

Oh, yes.

my dick.

You like that? You like me burying my dick inside you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You like that?

Is that good?

You like that?

You like that?

Oh,

in

your ass.

Very in your ass. Very thick in your ass.

inside you.

Feeling good or what?

Ugh.

I'm coming. I'm shrinking.

Suck it deep.

Bury it. Suck it. Eat it.

Oh,

lick it clean. Lick it clean.

Oof.