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Teens these days, I tell you.

Yeah, yours is quite the rebel, I see.

Yeah, well, let's get all this junk inside so we can unpack.

All right.

Delicious.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you, Dakota.

It tastes super good. Yeah, it's something I actually learned from my

mom.

Hey, now, let's not turn this trip into a mom -bashing session, okay?

Don't act like you don't hate her, too.

Wow,

that's true. What can I say?

Young lady, let's talk about something a little more, you know, other than our

ex -wife.

Yeah, please.

Well, Riley, you remember that one time at band camp?

God, stop it. Not here in front of my dad.

Well, do tell now.

Well.

Should we talk about how Jerome fucked you so hard?

Stop. Oh, my gosh. I don't need my dad hearing this.

Oh, my gosh.

You are such a slut.

Oh, come on.

You and I both know you're the bigger slut between the two of us.

Okay, well, you know what? At least I'm not as slutty as you sleeping with two

guys at one time.

Whoa.

That's way too much information.

Entirely.

I can't believe you just went there.

You were voted high school slut two years ago.

Yeah, it was two years ago.

And you've only gotten worse, okay?

You're the bigger slut.

Way too much information.

I don't know if I can hear any more of this. I'm using my appetite.

At least I didn't take it in the butt that, uh, the night I lost my virginity.

Stop it!

Dakota, oh my god, my dad doesn't need to hear this.

What?

Poor.

Come, dumpster.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Boy,

getting you two together is quite a team, huh?

Yeah.

Well, it's true.

Daddy okay over there?

Just fine, honey.

It's really good.

Why don't you eat your food? It's getting cold.

Hmm, mine's warm and juicy.

Hmm, that's strange.

Mine's very dry right now.

Well, I think I'm about finished. I hope everybody ate great.

Sure,

let's talk in the kitchen.

Oh my God, you're such a slut.

your foot on my dad's cock uh so is yours so this is what now so

uh are you aware of what just happened um

no not really your dad's cock is huge oh gross i don't want

to hear that but i think your dad's cock is bigger i felt a 10 inch snake in his

pants

Oh my god, seriously, I think we are probably the two biggest sluts.

No questions asked.

Don't bullshit me.

I saw my daughter rubbing her crotch with her foot.

This is so wrong.

If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

Do we have a deal?

No hard feelings?

None at all.

We've been friends for a long time.

There's a good chance your dad might be coming on my face later.

Oh, my God.

Oh, well, you think that's funny. Well, your dad's going to be licking my butt.

I've been waiting all night for you.

I wanna suck that big dick of yours.

I've been dreaming all night about it.

Thank you.

Mwah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, Jesus.

I don't know

Good, good.

You're the one that started it. I know.

I think we'll have a lot more.