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Hey, Dad.

Hey.

Oh, you're happy.

Yeah, what time is Mr.

John and Jenna coming over?

They should be here in like a half hour.

A half hour? You okay?

Yeah, you happy? You excited? You got your big party with your little friend

coming over? Yeah, I'm so excited, actually. It's a summer party.

Well, just... Don't make too much noise, because I've really been looking

forward to this game. So I want you girls to just stay in the other room so

can just watch the game.

But we're girls, Dad.

Aren't you friends with Mr.

John? Yeah, no, I am. I mean, it'll be good to see him, for sure.

It'll be the perfect time for you two to bond.

Oh, yeah. Is that what you think?

Mm -hmm. Thank you.

Yeah, so you spin it so it works out for you.

Did you get my onesies that you ordered a while ago?

Yeah, I got them. Actually, you know what? They came in the mail today.

Yes! Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited.

All right, look.

Don't embarrass me.

I'm not going to embarrass you.

Behave cool, all right? Okay, I won't be a brat.

He's been a friend of mine forever.

I'm not going to be bad. I promise.

I'll be on my best behavior. Okay.

All right, go knock.

Thank you for taking me.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, they are

Are you ready to watch the game? Fuck the onesies. Yeah, I know. Is the game

Of course it is.

My dad got them for me. I'm so happy. Really?

Yeah. That's so nice. I know. Daddy bought you a present.

Right? They're cute.

They are cute.

It's just small, just how we like it, actually.

I know. I'm so excited. Look at the butt parts. I know, right?

I feel like it's, like, off primarily.

Perfect. They're so cute. I know. We have to put them on.

Yes,

we do.

You got tan.

I did get tan.

Your boobs got bigger.

Yeah, they did.

Kind of, I think. I don't know. I hope so.

Oh, they did. That would be nice.

Jump up and down.

Yeah. Yeah, they got bigger a little bit. Can you take my ball off?

Duh.

Thank you.

You're so tan.

Aw, thank you.

It's a lot better than last time I was at school.

It's one of our boots.

Ooh, yeah.

Definitely boots. We haven't done this in a while. I know, right?

Long time no see.

Wow, that underwear, too. Can I slap for us?

Slap away.

Yeah, I think I got bigger too.

I've been working out.

We have been working out. Oh my god, stop. What are you doing? Isn't your dad

like right outside?

My dad respects my privacy, okay?

He won't come in here.

Okay. I'm gonna take it off.

Whatever. I mean, at least you bought these onesies for us.

I know, right?

I'm so happy.

That's like so sweet of your daddy.

I know, I'm so happy. Oh my gosh.

You know, your dad's kind of cute.

Oh, Izzy.

He's been stressed lately.

Oh my God, do you shave now?

I do. Do you like it? Yeah.

I know, right? Me too.

Wow. Oh my goodness.

I love it.

I miss you so much. I miss you so much. You're so cute.

You're so cute.

Have you been working out too? I have been. Have you? Yeah.

Like just a little bit.

Stay.

I know. I'm so happy I'm here.

Me too.

I'm so happy.

Let's try our onesies on.

They're so cute.

I don't even know how to get into this thing.

I feel like a bunny in this onesie. I know.

We're like little bunny third graders.

Oh, but look at the bun! I know, I love it.

You can put it on and do it. I know, it's so cute.

I love him. I can't believe he got these for you. I'm so happy he did.

I know, right? That's fucking crazy.

You should paint my nails.

Oh my god, this color matches

perfectly.

It's so pretty on you.

I know.

Of course.

It's going to be such a good night.

It is.

We're going to have so much fun.

I know, I'm so excited.

What are we going to do?

We can sleep.

Or we could watch movies.

Movies sound the best.

Right? And cuddle.

Ooh, cuddling is my favorite. Because I haven't seen you in so long.

Yes, cuddling is my favorite for sure. Right?

Okay.

Perfect.

How have you been with the fucking dudes lately?

You know, they're okay. I mean, honestly. Do you still talk to your ex?

Chad? Yeah.

Um, you know, I think he's gay, honestly.

Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me? No, no, no. Why do you think that?

Well, you know, he just barely went down on me. I just don't even understand it.

I have such a fucking tight little pussy. What the fuck? That's so fucking

stupid. Yeah, he has to be gay then because, I mean, I'd fuck you.

Yeah, I'd fuck you.

So, like...

Gay, must be gay.

Must be gay. Oh my gosh, that's such a cute ring.

Thank you.

So how about you?

Um, I mean, it's been okay. I've been funning up a little bit. I don't, I

know. I've just been fun.

Yeah, I mean, you know, being single and you're single now too. That's crazy.

I know, it's kind of a club. I know, we're never single at the same time.

i went to a few parties and like i hooked up with like a few people but i

know i mean no one like that's relevant enough to be in my life that's really

popped up so it doesn't really matter i don't know yeah that totally makes sense

but yeah i mean one like not that good in bed though it's just like yeah like i

never come like

Ever. And you know how that is. Like, especially with your ex. Yeah. Like, it

fucking sucks. I mean, like, come on. I want to fuck all the time. So, like, you

have to make me cum to be, like, dating me, you know. I know. We're nymphos. I

mean, like, come on.

I know, right? Like, it's not hard to make a girl cum. It's not. It's really

not.

Like, I was, like, making myself cum. It was so bad.

Oh, God.

Yeah, I know. Like, it's annoying. Yeah, seriously. It's like, hello, where's

the dick?

I know, right?

I know. Here we go.

Dude, I knew Italy would play like that. They're so boring in these tournaments.

Dude, we're five minutes in. I know, but... If they were boring, why would

be in the final?

Because you can already tell what they're doing.

Defensive, defensive, defensive.

And then they just hope for some error and win. It's not attacking soccer at

all.

Every single tournament. I'm kind of hating on them. I think the Italians are

trying to bore us to death. I think they're going to win. It doesn't matter

it's boring. They're going to win, man.

Don't you remember in school that we played state every single year?

Germany plays beautifully, though. They play like a cohesive half. They all go

up and down the field.

Italy just hit there.

Yeah, like the one attack for Italy the whole first half.

Just give it away right there.

You know what? I'm telling you, Italy's going to win.

Well, yeah, if they bore the Germans to death and we get the penalty kick. Are

you ignoring me? Are you scared?

Did you hear me? You want to bet?

Put your money where my mouth is.

Yeah,

Germany's definitely going to win. I just hope it doesn't go to PKs.

Even then they still win usually.

What bet do you want to make, man?

Italy's going to win.

All right, I'll bet.

Yeah? We won't bet.

If I could bet $100, I just lost on those onesies I had to buy.

$100. Italy's going to win. I'll take your $100.

You want to give it to me now or when the game's over? No, I'll take it. I'll

take it. Dude, my car is in the shop again. That $100 is like all I have.

The suspension, the valve in the middle broke.

I'm telling you. The front and back suspension mixed together. The fluid.

Tell me, man, you got that midlife crisis fucking... I got my electric

bro. I look like a fucking pussy, but you know what? I never forget in it.

Mercedes since 99, dude. I had it since 99, but it's a nice car.

You can't say that.

Yeah, that's why I'm driving that truck for the meantime, man.

It's always in the shop.

It's been in the shop for a while, yes.

That's because when your wife left, she took the good car, man. That's what

happens.

Go, go, cross, cross.

Man, he's giving the ball away. Whatever.

Oh, I told you.

They're playing for the tie.

That's all they do.

There's nothing wrong with that.

There's everything wrong with that. I'm telling you, by the way, we're running a

tournament today. You get a new car?

Wait, wait.

Can you go get us a drink, bro? Give me a drink. All right, all right, all

right.

Dad!

I'm getting kind of sleepy.

Me too.

They need to come tuck us in. They do need to come tuck us in. I love when my

daddy tucks in. Me too.

What's up?

Can you tuck us in, daddy?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

These are the ones that you like? I do. They're so cute.

Are you glad we came up here?

Ah, thank you. Uh -huh.

There you go. Thank you.

Tucked in.

All nice and ready for bed. You good?

All right. Watch your things there.

All right. Good night. Good night. You guys can sleep.

We're going to watch a game.

Okay. We'll try not to disturb you.

It's really cold, Elizabeth.

It's really cold. Jenna, are you cold?

Yeah, I'm really cold. Oh, my gosh. I should get my dad in here and just,

have him warm me up. It's really cold.

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

I don't know what the fuck he's doing.

What's wrong?

Oh, it's really cold.

Yeah, can you please warm her up for just a little bit? Warm her up? Can we

on the heat?

No, just, like, cuddle with her for just a little bit. It's, like, really cold

in here.

Cuddle with her? Yeah, she's just so cold. Can't you see? She's shivering.

I really don't think that's appropriate.

Come on, please.

Please. Just for a little bit. Fine. Just for a second.

Thank you so much. Of course.

That's so nice.

Good. I'm so glad. Come on, Dad. Hurry up.

I'm not going to wear my shoes on the bed, sweetie.

You better not.

It's messy. It's so cold.

Thank you so much.

Oh, yeah, that's so much better.

I know, it's so much warmer.

No, stop.

No, stop.

No.

Elizabeth.

Dad.

No.

Oh, my God. What is wrong with you? Dad.

Just having maintenance really bad, it'll help.

I'm just gonna, like, go all those things again. No.

Seriously? Please.

Alright.

Thanks, Dad.

It's not the most common thing, but I'm here.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Daddy.

this onesie off.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. You're right. You're fucking crazy.

No, that's all right.

Yeah.

Thank you.

That was so much fun.

That was fun, but you girls should go back to bed, I think. Yeah, get back in

bed.

We've got to tuck you in.

All right.

If we have to.

Right.

All

right.

All right. You should sleep well now. No more nightmares.

No.

All right.